#thieves Guild

[auphaniim]

*pokes* is the skyrim fandom still alive

[scrimmiestbingus]

I love the Skyrim guild questlines because nearly all of them are just "We're in our flop era"

[mictheweis]

Feeling nostalgic about Skyrim so I drew my old Dunmer, Nyx.

[lydibug-art]

Preorders are up if you’d like to get yourself a print!

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[nerevar-quote-and-star]

In English, we say, "Flirting."

In TES, we say, "Sorry lass . . . I've got important things to do. We'll speak another time."

[elderscrollsconceptart]

"Statue of the Snow Prince" - Note the statues facial similarity to the "degenerated" appearance of Falmer as opposed to the traditionally handsome depiction we see of the Snow Prince statue in TES V.

Concept art for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Art by Adam Adamowicz

[a-usernamelol]

Hello Skyrim Fandom

[lordoftablecloths]

thieves guild my beloved

[moryri]

brie'njolf

[the-drunken-huntsman]

Guilds ranked by how much internal fucking is going on

10. Dawnguard: none of these people are fucking each other because Isran is weirdly up in everyone's business.

9. Dark Brotherhood: The only ones getting any action are Astrid and Arnbjorn and only because they're married

8. Theives Guild: surprisingly not a lot of sex going on in the sewers of Riften. The members DO fuck, just not each other

7. Companions: I debated where to put them but I feel like the younger ones (Athis, Torvar, Ria, Njada) are definitely all over each other

6. Imperial Legion: analog to the roman legion so you KNOW there's a ton of gay shit going on in there

5. Bards College: like the thieves guild they mostly fuck people outside the college but there is a lot of shit going down in the dorms

4. Stormcloaks: I feel like there's some weird eugenics shit going on with them

3. Volkihar clan: duh

2. Thalmor: definitely some weird eugenics shit going on with them

1. College of Winterhold: these wizards are fucking each other like you wouldn't believe

Purposely left off the blades and the greybeards because ew

[hermesserpent-stuff]

So my brain is nothing if not a maraca for ideas to be violent in ig

Things I haven't been able to add to a fic yet in full:

The thieves guild using songs in a code. Like specific songs mean something, even if the sound like normal pop or whatever. They'll leave each other records, cassette, CDs, or Spotify codes depending on the time period

They also had ties to pirates back in the day, so there is a lot of shanties in the mix along with drinking songs. The versus are changed around based on what info that needs to be shared. Helps with memorization too.

Tante Mattie has had the elixir. She's old. Real old. Won't tell anyone how old. She is. She makes all the guild learn to braid and cook

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Something else is I realllyyy need to get around to the fic idea I've had where Creed is adopted into the guild by a tiny Remy. Dunno how tiny, but Remy finds him in a bad way in a alley with large chunks missing and barely able to make a noise much less move. Remy decides to help and takes Creed in. And Creed becomes part of the thieves guild and gets a pack , with specific emphasis on protecting Remy and the people Remy likes.

They run a foul of the X-Men when Remy is pulling a heist and there is some sorta mutant thing nearby and wolvie smells creed all over this random kid. Vry dangerous!!

[a-roguish-gambit]

I have a head Cannon that the thieves guild has an alligator snapping turtle they tested the elixir of life on and have made functionally immortal and they keep her around as a pet.

Her name is Lady Godiva and she's nearly 300 years old

[hircines-hunter]

[lydibug-art]

WIP | Finished version on my Patreon! 👀✨

[elderscrollsconfessions]

Confession: I love stealing. I'd steal from myself if I could.

[makalyta]

Seeing Brynjolf alone at the Ragged Flagon as he brushes everyone off, stating that he's busy when he is clearly not, is... frustrating. I had to give this behavior an explanation, so I put myself in his position: Brynjolf has just handed over his life and afterlife to a Daedric Prince. Was there really no other choice to avenge the Guild, did he really have to sacrifice his freedom forever, even after death? Empty chests can be replenished with gold, a new Guildmaster can be elected, but he will never have his future back. Maybe he even starts to understand Mercer Frey's choice to betray Nocturnal. There at the tavern, drinking ale and keeping his face hidden to conceal the pain, Brynjolf realizes that there is no escape from the fate he was forced to accept.