#theyre sooooo 👉👈🥺

[meowburgerz]

bobby baly spa day. go wild.

UOGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. boby baly diy spa day. boby going to baileys flat with all her skincare bullshit. 'hi mister bailey!!! oh those are nice pyjamas. pink suits you👉👈' bailey is wearing fluffy pink bath robe. he is very comfy. 'yeah yeah whatever come in brat' bobby is trying so hard not to explode rn. shes in bailey's flat!!!! this is where he stays!!! and sleeps!!! this sofa has been sat on by him!!! this doorframe has been leaned on by him!!! running her fingers along everything oh my god. the house smells like smoke and perfume wow its just like him

shes gonna be so gentle. lets his feet soak in warm water before she starts carefully cutting his nails and massaging his feet and shit. 'wow mister bailey your feet are huge hahaha! what size are you ^_^' she knows what size he is. his feet are huge. she thinks his cock is huge too. speaking of, she has a good viee of his bulge from down here... those grey sweatpants look way too good on him. oh me oh my... if she edges closer.... she could.... sniff... NO!!!!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!! next we are going to do a face mask for mister bailey... 'okay so i have 2...rose and cucumber or honey and-' 'honey.' hmmmmm. bobby smells like honey. does bailey like the way bobby smells. curious...

anyway. face mask!! 'close your eyes please mister bailey!' and she starts spreading the goop on his face. he looks so peaceful... getting closer to his face... she could almost kiss him... his lips look so soft... ermmmm anyway. apply face mask. cucumbers on eyes. is he snoring. mister bailey has fallen asleep.

so bobby gives up on the whole diy spa day thing... Bailey needs his sleep! wipes the face mask away and rubs lotion on his face so he feels fresh when he wakes up. bobby sits next to him... leans on him... his hand is free... surely he wont notice if bobby holds it... oh... its so warm! his hands are alot bigger than hers. theyre dry and a little rough and theres hair scattered on each finger just after his knuckles. he doesnt have his gloves on and bobby is taking full advantage of it, basically groping his hand. her head is on his shoulder.. she has a good view of his sleeping face.. bobby thinks hes adorable. baileys face is normally wearing some sort of scowl or evil grin but right now he looks really cute. bobby just stares... she loves when bailey is so soft and adorable. bobby thinks she could fall asleep here... next to her savior... her lovely mister bailey... zzz... zzzzzzzzz

[izupie]

In order to get back on your good side, ship bingo for touken? 🥺👉👈

Hehehehe

Touken my beloved ❤️

Theyre such a enemies to friends to lovers and there's even the added amnesia thrown in there and UGH

POWER COUPLE

They had a Canon Slow Burn and I am living for it. The way they grew and evolved was so compelling.

They were my OTP for sooooo long I have so much fondness for them

[emlos]

sooooo those voice hcs 🥺👉👈 (pozdrowienia z podkarpacia :* )

aw hell yeah let's get into it!

in general i imagine accents and other vocal quirks to be something of an “aesthetics“ choice kinda like paintjobs. so the more obnoxious and uh hard to understand a bots voice is the more sideeyes theyre gonna get kind of like shattered glass thundercracker the most boring/”normal” accent is an american one, which is the equivalent of a totally generic blank transformers with like a one-tone color scheme and no kibble. technically theres no discrimination based on that, but in some enviroments certain accents/quirks are frowned upon cuz theyre viewed as unprofessional, like politics. or autobot high command, courtesy of prowl (prowl) who canonically isnt that keen on individualism so, starting with my faves:

brainstorm sounds exactly like michael reeves aka the taser guy (just watch any of his videos on yt and you'll see what i mean) the mask makes everything he says sound a bit dampened so he usually speaks either a little too loud or a little too quiet, when he forgets to account for it

im fine with getaway having a new zealander accent cause after listening to it for 2 hours i conclude its a perfect fit for a cartoon villain, also his voice is high pitched and not very menacing cuz its funnier that way. i also see no reason for his vocalizer to be in the same place as his faceplate, considering he has no mouth, so whenever he speaks its like his voice is in full stereo and its pretty disorienting, esp when you dont see him

nightbeat has a thick russian accent mostly cause when i first saw him his head looked like hes wearing an ushanka and russian detectives are cool sue me.whenever hes solving a mysetry or just investigating something in general he talks to himself, but he doesnt change the tone or volume At All, so most bots assume hes either comming someone or talking to mirage, either way they leave him alone which suits him just fine

nauts! oh boy so i headcanon all camiens with Eastern european accents from various countries and nautica would have a weird mix of british and czech, shes read so many books, met so many species that she adopted some of their speech mannerisms for herself (i get the vibe shed talk like belanna torres from star trek, as in the inflections and the general pitch)

and chromia!! its just jeri ryan as seven of nine with a heavy Heavy Ukrainian accent that she plays up on purpose while talking to cybertronians (its an intimidation tactic and it works) but normally her accent is pretty soft

misfire is australian and talks with a solid 300 words per minute. somehow the other scavengers understand him perfectly. he loses track of his sentences often and just trails off while shrugging and completely changing the topic. somehow the other scavengers always know what that is supposed to mean (am i projecting? maybe) basically voice-wise he sounds like an australian  Joe Whiteford from harley poe

while were on the topic of scavengers - spinister sounds like kronk but has the speech mannerisms (and basically everything else) of caboose from rvb, theyre so similar it drives me nuts tbh

skids will always have a Scottish accent to me mostly cuz i watched that team trainwreck mtmte #2 comic dub one too many times and cant unhear it also Scottish accents are mad attractive and skids is canonically one of the hottest bots on the ll so. i imagine hes used to changing his voice a Lot since he was a spy so hes very proficient in literally any accent you can imagine

chromedome has a sliiiight polish accent that he got rid of while working with/dating prowl (prowl). also: imagine a sensitive barista with a man bun. thats what cd sounds like. often while talking hell repeat words in a more american accent which kinda frustrates rewind (who has the most painful stereotypically american accent)

speaking of rewind: hes used to people interrupting him so he always talks incredibly quickly. also due to having an active video database in his head with millions of different voices, both organic and cybertronian, keeping a “stable“ accent is very difficult so he usually just goes with the default one.

im so sorry about this but cyclonus is french. basically nobody speaks primal vernacular on modern day cybertron and french is incomprehensible on a good day. he has deep low voice, and talks very slowly. all that combined makes him sound like everything he says is an ominous prophecy spelling doom or something. he also has two modes: either talks so quietly that noone can understand him or booming thunder voice

by that same logic tailgate also had a french accent but he tries to blend in with the other autobots pretty hard and with time he speaks with a canadian-esque mix of american and french. since hes so old (like physically) his vocalizer wasnt built to be easily reconfigured so he has to put in more effort to change how he talks

ultra magnus is basically a suit of armor right? well it has its own magnus-vision so it wouldnt be unreasonable to assume it has a magnus-voice as well! the voice itself is fairly generic action hero-style with a heavy metallic/robotic effect. also has zero emphasis on words and speaks as factual as possible, cause tyrest was enamored with the vision of an “perfectly detached law-enforcer“

conversely minimus sounds like the youtuber northernlion, in that hes canadian, but he talks slowly and clearly enunciates every word. i imagine he keeps his tone carefully neutral because being out of the armor loses him his pokerface

this doesnt make much sense probably unfortunately but i never said i was eloquent or coherent, ty for giving me a chance to ramble about my favorite topic