#theyre so dorky and cute and dumb and cute

[klavery]

tell us your klavery hcs about how they started dating^^ (who asked who first, where they go for dates, first kisses/hand holding, etc)

EEEK! I AM SO SORRY!!! this took a while 2 answer cuz i wrote a whole frickin ESSAY! i guess thats what happens when u ask tumblr user klavery 2 talk about klavery, lol.... ANYWAYS,

ok ok omg... firstly i want 2 warn that i clearly take them wayy too seriously and romanticize the fuck out of them and its rly embarrassing bcuz they are stupid but i am just too gone 4 them at this point so 😊👍

SO LIKE!!! avery being aspec + autistic in my minds eye affects pretty much everything abt their relationship 2 romance & dating & stuff... so that & the fact theyre like a dorky awkward nerd to me makes them pretty passive & nervous abt romance stuff, at least at first! avery seems like they could b the suave confident type when it comes 2 romance, which is the kind of person i think their character develops into once they get the hang of it (still a silly dork tho OF COURSE). that being said, in the beginning, avery wasnt usually the one to initiate things often! klara was his first everything... his first crush, his first kiss, everything like that (as opposed to klaras like, 20 exes, lol) so he was kind of inexperienced XP

the development of their relationship is like... at first they HATED each other, they found each other so ANNOYING and INSUFFERABLE, naturally... until a little problem in the form of a 13 year old child showed up at the dojo. apparently this kid was enough of a mutual threat to get the two of them to tolerate each other enough to reluctantly team up... also can i say they r literally like cartoon antagonists to me? they are SO funny and dumb i am SO obsessed... anyways! after the whole main plot of the isle of armor is over, they still kinda almost, try 2 awkwardly ignore each other? tsunderes... they cant admit theyre growing fond of each other xP and after a while, that strategy just doesnt work out :p they continue 2 train at the dojo, and this soon leads 2 them becoming friends! this part is integral 2 me 4 the development of their relationship, they become total besties, they r such galpals........

after some indeterminate amount of time after becoming friends, avery finally falls for her. i headcanon klara was always attracted to him, even when she hated him, lol. they were like two freaks who were perfect partners in crime. they get really close and affectionate, even platonically ❤ ... u can tell how crazy i am over enemies to friends to lovers for them xP

so with ALL THAT in mind.... i think klara would ask first? technically? i mean klara would b the kind of person 2 want someone 2 confess their undying love 4 her, but avery was kindaa weird. i dont think they would have EVER asked her directly tbh.... they were soo confused abt their feelings hehe, abt her but also abt dating in general. klara kinda knew abt the latter, considering avery would have opened up 2 her abt it in my brainspace. i guess knowing this she would just shoot her shot & suggest that they could date! avery is so nervous.... he panics and says he needs time 2 think on it, and when he finally recomposes himself hes all like, Ahem, Klara, I Would Like To Formally Accept Your Ever So Gracious Invitation.. hehehe.... he was so funny.

UM so they try dating!! and i dont rly care if it isnt realistic or believable or whatever at all i just like cute indulgent things.

so what do they do!?! WELL, i think a particular Official artwork could answer that..

(ok but could u IMAGINE my reaction when this was first revealed!? they literally merchandised MY headcanons they merchandised MY SHIP they did it ALL 4 me💞💞💞 this is my own scan too btw! sooo worth it. its soo in character too, klara too busy clout chasing 2 notice her partners abt 2 get his flesh melted off over some curry 😊 and of course, all the lil slowpokes around them❤ quintessential klavery image). but ya! this could possibly b their first date?? i feel like i wanna honor the existence of this wonderful art and say yes.... so aside from pokecamping or just hanging out around the island doing tasks and training and such, OFC they would go shopping, they would go 2 the mall, they would have spa day, avery would take her 2 high end fancy restaurants (bcuz hes upper class and loaded lol), all while being menaces 2 society of course 🥰. OH! wanna know what i think would b cute?? THIS IS SO CRINGE but basically i hc that they have rooms at the dojo 4 the students (so they dont have 2 sleep in tents or go home everyday or whatever...) and i think it would b SO cute if honey and/or mustard helped avery set up a lil candlelit dinner date in his room~ its so silly but so sweet❤

hmm.. honestly i really like the idea of their first kiss being kinda like, lowkey. juxtaposed to the kind of people they are. one might expect some kind of grandiose fairytale type situation... when in fact they were just chillin alone somewhere on the island, and she asked 2 kiss them... and they agreed! it left avery asking themself, what am i doing? how did i get here?? everything had been so different. this definitely wasnt what they would have imagined for themself... but they loved it. averys life was changing in unexpected ways. i guess this was first-love making him a little cuckoo in the head, huh? maybe this event had been a bit grandiose, in its own way.

WOW this post really devolved into me writing fanfiction about how kissing klara caused existential revelations within avery. nice! ok!

anyways!!! we r almost at the end! so!! avery was so touch starved, omg. he wouldnt let just anyone touch him, tho, of course. but if he liked you, well... earlier i said i believed they were pretty close b4 they dated, so if klara were to grab their hand, they wouldnt object, hehe~ (shes the one w the cold hands btw, and a firm grip, too..). things abt avery & physical touch interest me so much honestly, it is so intriguing when a character who could use psychic powers 4 everything would decide not to... especially when it comes 2 affection....

eeeeeaaaaahhh!!! ive gone on too long!! i never talk abt my hcs in detail EVER so like! theres stuff i know i couldve elaborated on more but i didnt wanna go TOO off topic... ofc i could write whole novels about my silleys..... THANK U 4 SENDING THIS!!!! hope it was comprehensible, heheh

[kabbiewrites]

i think mutual pining, oblivious supercorp is my favourite supercorp.

kara, whos in love with lena, but she doesnt want to take a step too far and risk the possibilities of ruining their friendship. cause as far as she knows, lena is happy how they are and the possible negative outcomes of lena rejecting her, of breaking her trust by lying about how she felt the entire time is enough to just love her from a distance. she doesnt notice how lena stares at how and how lena gets nervous around her, because she’s too focused on squashing her feelings for lena into oblivion.

lena, who just pines and pines after kara, unable to truly believe that kara could ever love her back. she’s never had friends that havent used her(andrea) or that havent had others in their life that are more important to them(sam&ruby). she’s never had a friend who will fly across the city just to bring her tylenol when she has a headache, or that will come to her apartment at 12am because thats when she gets home and she cant fall asleep for another hour. so she just believes that kara loves her in the most platonic way possible, and avoids any idea for otherwise.

[cherrylight]

🎫 here's a gush pass ^^ feel free to gush about whichever f/o you want, however much you want, then send this ask to 3 other self shippers!

THIS IS SO NICE TO FIRSTLY SEE WHEN I GET ON HERE THANK YOU ANON <3 im so excited!!

this is 100% on dave strider im so shdjfksgsg 

but anyway! (this is long to me so hjfkdg)

dave means so so SOOO much to me, hes so overly special to me and its funny to know that i thought he was overrated or like i thought like the kids in general were boring! but theyre NOT!! theyre so fascinating to me, and dave especially!!

i find his personality so ???? nice?? i love his personality so much??? like SO MUCH?? i dont follow canon anymore with homestuck almost at all but i do know enough to know that he genuinely covers himself with the cool kid facade majority of the time even though it will slip regardless and hes like im not gonna express ANYTHING and then you see him CRYING OVER PICTURES or the fact that hes so expressive hes like psh nah im not expressive at all ok liar <3

speaking of me not following canon: the fact that he had to see his friends DIE CONTINUOUSLY and he still tried to stop it even though its the inevitable ??? or the fact that he tries desperately to save them by any means?? or the fact that he does anything in his power for his friends / sister to not do something stupid?

hes so loyal. i feel a lot of people forget he is very loyal to people and he has a huge heart. again im pretty sure he would rather die than ever express that openly but like !!! i just !!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGHSJFDGDFH hes so cute and hes such a dork! LITERALLY hes so dorky!! as much as he wants to show himself as cool calm and collective hes the biggest dork to ever exist and he makes me so sdkhgdfkghfdh

i also got very interested in the dead because of him actually!! because dead things make me think of him!! also, hilariously, i never actively wore shades but now i do because my brain goes “you two are matching” and i just ujhdgjkfh and probably because im light sensitive BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT

im very attached to him, like so overly attached to him and im pretty sure he will never ever go away because he means the absolute world to me and i adore him more than anything ever <3 his character and just him in general is so !!! well thought out to me and AND THE FACT HE MAKES A STUPID COMIC IS SO CUTE SHDJKGFH 

i read that entire comic. it made no sense and it was so dumb i loved it

if i continue to type i will be here for 20 years just know he is my everything and he is my world, my moon, my stars, my universe, the reason i am able to even get up in the morning the reason for everything hes just so shdklgdgjdfhd aaaaaaaaaaaaa <3

[gunloyal]

kinda dumb but heres my mlp headcanons!

you can read my garbled text below! sorry its so repetitive lol i kinda rushed it!

HI i'm not the first one to do this (duh) but i wanted to do my own! some info abt the ponies; Theyre all different types of ponies sent from different parts of the pony...earth? To this magic school so they can become the defenders of equestria and stuff! The series surrounds them becoming friends while going thru character arcs and stuff. The villains are all the same but are being sent out by one being or something so the final villain/season revolves around testing the truth of their friendship!! Also they like......live there so theyre all like stranger roomates! also theyre all modeled a little differently so none of them look the same Twilight Sparkle -shes still a unicorn(at first) -shes very hipster and standoffish at first. -She has a really bad memory regarding things from the past, but easily remembers things from the present onward (this is important for her character arc) -she wears her hair up most of the time in a messy bun/ponytail, but sometimes she lets it down -guess what guyz!! she cant see at all lol so yeah..she finally gets the glasses she deserves (if ur wondering yeah she had big dorky glasses as a kid) character arc -shes princess luna!! thats why she has such a bad memory from the past. Princess celestia made this entire school a thing because she wanted to give her sister a redo since twilight messed up so bad in the past and she thinks giving her a chance to experience friendship will help prevent repeating the past. -cus of this i gave her a new cutiemark bc her old one doesnt represent that moon princess vibe! -also she has a really big horn since shes royalty! This also gives her a reason to become an alicorn once she finds out shes princess luna. AND IT EXPLAINS HER NAME FDHJSKF (shes the last to get her character arc) Rarity -shes still very prissy and loves fashion but loves to dress her friends up -her hair moves really pretty in water bc shes a MERPONY! heck yea -she has a mole under her eye -she hav hooves on land and a tail in water (like h2o just add water vibes) character arc -shes originally very standoffish and doesnt want to accept spending time with different species of ponies, but when her sister (Sweetie belle who is also a merpony) becomes friends with a pegasus(scootaloo) and an earthpony (apple bloom) she learns to be more accepting and earns the generosity element (Shes the second to have a character arc) Fluttershy -shes a flutterpony! so she is very very teeny -her hair is a lot longer and covers one eye (until her character arc) -she's super meek and has a very big head and ears and really skinny legs! very cute aah character arc -She used to be really scared of everything until she gets in an intimidating situation with like a dragon or something and then she realizes she has the power to talk to animals in both a strict but loving way. She learns to stop being as meek and rarity makes her a little hair clip so she can get her hair out of her face and........boys..........get this.......she has heterochromia. (shes the third to have a character arc and this starts her love for animals and gets her the kindness element!!) Apple Jack -shes a regular ol earthpony :~P -she wears a handkerchief in her hair instead of a hat bc hats are hard to draw and i think she looks cuter in this lol. -freckles..........everywhere -she wears her hair in a bunch of different ways!! country girl i love eeyouuuu -she doesnt speak a lot in the beginning :/ shes kinda standoffish and she has a very lovely country accent and i love her (also she has clydesdale hooves hehe) character arc -applejack deserves a good arc and they keep focusing on her stupid parents............I WANNA SEE MY GIRL GO THRU TROUBLE!! okay get ready -she is very scared of being tomboyish bc she doesnt want to be made fun of by her friends so she hides her tomboyish nature and how STRONG she is bc/ she doesnt want to seem boyish. she forces herself to act really girly but a situation occurs or something and she is forced to show her strength and come clean to the others. she is really scared but because she tells them the truth she gets the element of honesty and the others are like "were glad u told us because youre our friend and u shouldnt have to hide anything from us!" yeah anyways i love her and from that point on she is more tomboyish but still girly! (shes the fifth to get her character arc) Rainbow Dash -shes still a pegasus! -i love her so much but people think she's annoying and always make her buff and calm but i did the OPPOSITE i made her SUPER PUNY and SUPER FAST and MORE ANNOYING because i LOVE HER!!! -she fluff up like a bird when she's upset! -because she's smaller she has bigger ears and wings >:] -shes very conceited (At first) and bosses people around (even tho shes so puny) character arc -she's a really selfish character before hand but then everyone gets into some sort of danger and she risks herself just to save them!! bc of this she gets the loyalty element and cares a lot more about everyone else afterwards and is still annoying but is able to stop herself from being so selfish! (shes the fourth to get her character arc!) Pinkie Pie -shes a crystal pony! -when she first is introduced she forces herself to be regal and in her crystal form -she cant let herself laugh around the other ponies bc she doesnt want them to see her as silly/not good enough/not serious -she has a really 80s spunky vibe and wears roller skates -yeah she still has that twitch thing but instead of it being her tail its her little hair curl coming from the top of her head -gummy is a croc she finds and decides to keep (after her arc) character arc -in like the second episode or something, a curse is placed on the characters where they all look different, but pinkie isnt affected, and after seeing everyone laughing and struggling with the temporary defects, she starts laughing and reverts from a crystal pony to her normal state and her hairs all poofy and its real cute and shit.........she gets the element of laughter and everyones like "whyd u hide ur happiness?" and she says she didnt wanna get judged and god.......its jsust real nice (shes the first one to get an arc) anywayz this took a long time to write for no reason and its just SO MUCH if u actually read this i love u!!! this was inspired a lot by jenny nicholson's next gen ideas!!!! 100% creds to her for the inspo<3 i changed a lot of things but i still based some ideas from her!

[authenticaussie]

This is probably super late but happy birthday Nari!!!! I hope you had a wonderfully awesome birthday!!! Thank you for being so sweet and kind, your blog is a ray of positivity and inspiration

shhh it’s okay, my birthday went for two weeks this year ;3c you’re totally not late - especially not with such a cute message, I just ///clutches heart and keels over

[airinn]

saverio and kaz's interactions never fail to put a smile on my face theyre so so cute and dorky bless you & luckyblackcatxiii for making such precious characters

WAAHHHH???? I don’t know where this came from but CRIES INTO MY HANDS, THANK YOU!!! We love our dumb boys and it makes us happy to hear other people like them too (I showed her this ask and we both just:)

[bnhaficsforthesoul]

May I have a matchup? No matchup with a student please. 23, 5'6, I have dark brown curly hair and pale skin. My eyes are a mix of blue, green and gray. My body shape is similar to Winnie the Pooh 😂 I'm very introverted. Shy and quiet, caring. I'm a pretty patient person. I prefer to stay home and I enjoy having deep conversations. Once I'm comfortable around you, I can be be kind of a dork and giggly. My interests include makeup, nails and fashion. Most of my time is spent listening to music.

I match you with: Midnight!!

Okay Nemuri loves introverts, like shes drawn to them - theyre just so cute! So she loves how shy and sweet you are. It makes her just wanna cuddle you forever

And she thinks its adorable how when you get more comfortable with her she gets to see you be super dorky - like you can joke around and laugh at dumb jokes together without you being shy and she loves it so much

She thinks its great how youre into makeup and fashion and all that. She takes these things very seriously and loves how you do too and you have give her actual good input on her choices rather than someone who will just be like ‘you look nice’

Mixes your dorky side and love of music so that you two are like dancing around the living room at 2 in the morning - she wants to have fun when shes not working!

[lovelypercent]

Boyfriend!NPC [Mini HC]

Request Open!

Cai Xukun

so many stay at home dates 

he prefers more of a private relationship

10/10 loves to hear you complain about anything

he also spends the night at your place almost every night

xukun always likes to spoil you with unnecessary things,,

like clothes, skin care, or literally anything he thought was cool

xukun also has very busy schedules so he would spend lots of his time sending you cute video calls during the day about where he is

Chen Linong

oh linong would be such a shy boyfriend

he would only show affection in private but 

he never hesitated to show how proud he was to be your boyfriend

always adding in “hi im y/ns boyfriend” anywhere he goes

nongnong would still be pretty shy even if you both were in private

not wanting to rush with anything but some days that shyness of his doesnt exist

cuddles >>> anything

nong loves to snuggle and be his dorky self with you

Fan Chengcheng

cheng would be more in the middle with private an public

he loved going out but he liked to be on the couch just as much

so either way he wins with whatever you decide

cheng would be a foody bf,, always taking you to new places to try new things with him

he also is very embarrassing when youre out in public

”Y/N!!! Y/NN!! LOOK AT THIS”

making everyone to turn and look at your boyfriend who is freaking out about the dumbest little thing 

Justin

oh justin is def more on the public side

since hes young,, he takes lots of pride in actually having someone to date

he would post SO MANY cheesy couple pics 

honestly probably use the threat of breaking up when hes losing an argument

but also the type to crawl in your room with half an oreo for an apology

justin wouldn’t show it but he would often worry if he was a good boyfriend or not

which means he showers you in expensive gifts and date which aint bad

but he would need your reassurance on your feelings very often 

 he works hard so he is always down for a snuggle sesh while watching a movie hes 10/10 gonna fall asleep too

Lin Yanjun

the king of publicity

he would bring you up in everything he was doing

posting a little tooooo many dumb couple pics with cheesy captions

“Oh yeah,, Y/N said,,” or smth like “Yeah, my s/o is so...”

everyone is saying your goals and theyre not wrong

also a mega jealous boy but

yanjun is legit ur #1 hypeman

insecure wont exist around him since he makes you feel like a king/queen in everything you do

even if he is dead tired in the middle of the night, you call him with even a hint of sadness in your voice

his energy is replenished and ready to shower you with love

Zhu Zhengting

you guys are practically a married couple

both of you know each others little habits and make everything works so smoothly

except for when they don’t

when they dont it gets a little messy and stressful probably taking multiple breaks from each other

but you both find your way back to each other 

zheng loves to do daily things with you like cooking, face mask, cleaning the house, laundry, etc.

he is surprisingly private,,, he liked to tell you his feelings to just you rather than to everyone even though he wears his heart on his sleeves

ting would also tell you often on his feelings because he just appreciates you so much

Wang Ziyi

ziyi is the most private when it comes to your relationship

it takes him MONTHS for him to even tell the group that he is dating someone

much more time to actually introduce you

zi spoils you,,, a lot

he gets you whatever you want and whatever he thinks you would like

he loves to your smile and surprising you with gifts was something he genuinely liked to do

even tho you tell he doesnt have to every time he does

he loved to show you anything he was working on,, whether 

yi liked to get your opinion so he could make his music into smth you and others would enjoy

homedawg would be so in love w his s/o,, its so cute 

Xiao Gui

ohh he would be such a goofy boyfriend

he would love to hype you up on social media

sometimes getting you super annoyed but then it turns into smth you can laugh about later on

he also spent almost spends all his time with you

he jokes a lot with you around others but he is very open on his emotions when youre alone 

he is a pretty jealous bf

he is certain that everyone is attempting to steal you away

so he doesn’t like to go out in public too much

but he cant put his feelings aside for you if he needs to

he also writes so many love songs for you but is way to embarrassed to release any of them

You Zhangjing

oh jing would be so fun

he would love to ravel with you and eat with you

jing is definitely is the ideal boyfriend

he loved to hang with your friends and loved having you around his

zhangjing liked his private moments at time,, 

he is very cuddly and loved to heart-to-hearts

jing keeps a teddy bear he stole from you,, so he can always feel like your around

such a cute bf,,, he probably complains about alot of things but he doesn’t want anything to change

he would also be into doing very cringey things like match outfits or tag things with your ship name and-

[superheroshippinq-archive]

🛒🖊🤜 for Barry? —Nic

@me-myself-and-my-fos THANK U !!!! 🥰🥰

🛒 - how does your f/o act in the grocery store (or any store)? do they goof off or try to get out as fast as possible?

- you know those vines that are like .... people going to the grocery store and being silly ( i think specifically of the vines where theyre saying names of products funny or the ‘ hey look its the good kush ‘ vine tgbtrstgs ) that is us in a grocery store tgbthsgb

- we’re not like. obnoxiously misbehaving or anything but we’re just dumb and make a lot of dumb jokes about stuff that really isnt funny. barry is civilized but he isnt stiff lmao, so yea he sorta goofs off !! we’re never really in a hurry to leave its always like ... a mini date for us. ppfff

🖊 -  what is your f/o’s handwriting like?

- his writing is very neat ( has to be because of case files and stuff ) and he usually writes in cursive. although i cannot read cursive for the life of me for whatever reason so when he writes for me he writes in print lmfao. very legible !!

- though sometimes it can get messy if he’s writing something quickly during an investigation or just personal notes, and if hes writing it in cursive its basically chicken scratch that nobody but him can read, its really either or.

🤜 - how does your f/o show their strength?

- okay so barry knows i really love the whole superspeed thing so showing off to me is like. second nature to him i SWEAR ....

- if i ask him with help with a task like cleaning or organizing he’ll just. do it. in like half a second. or i’ll ask him for something and he’ll have it to me so quick and im like ‘ ??? ‘ and he’ll have that dorky grin on his face that he always has when he’s proud of himself but i CANT BE MAD BECAUSE ITS CUTE --

- also sometimes he’s really cocky when hes out on the field and he’ll catch a c-tier villain in like 5 minutes tops and then over comms he’ll be like ‘ i think thats a new record ‘ and i’ll be like ‘ yeah yeah ‘ but im smiling bc i cant help it hes trying his best ok

- he literally does not need to show off to me that he is the fastest man alive like i KNOW he is and he still DOES and i fall for it EVERY TIME >:(

[cncobby]

What superhero CNCO would be pt 1

soo this is a bit different(?? kinda not really??) than my usual headcannons but i hope you guys like it!! 

basically what i’m doing is starting a little mini series of cnco as superheroes/what superhero cnco remind me of! (fun fact im a big marvel nerd) kinda like a little au about their lives as said superhero. this is an AU headcannon(aka alternate universe) so they aren’t like famous singers here if that makes sense...theyre more or less “normal people (or as normal as superheroes can get)

i’m going to be posting seperately for each member bc they turned out to be way longer than i anticipated jlsdkfjs but pls let me know if u like it!! i got inspired bc me and @cncocubanita went to go see the new animated spiderman and it was SO. GOOD. 

JOEL

spiderman/peter parker 

uh disclaimer im mixing all spidey boys in this one meaning its a combo of original, amazing spiderman, spidey tom holland, and the spideyverse one

joel DEFINITELY fits the role of spidey boy

lowkey a dweeb

lowkey cute as fuck

also he’s a gen z kid and has the same humor as peter

(that one scene where he’s like ‘oh nooo you’ve found my biggest weaknes...small knives...’)

ya thats joel 100%

super dorky and awkward around girls like peter too

he’s a student at your local college and attempts to flirt with you but ultimately fails 

like all the time

u know that one scene in spiderman: homecoming where peter has the mask on and is pretending to talk to liz? 

yeah joel does that

eventually u do find out he’s spiderman

listen it was an accident but also he sucks at keeping secrets???

so it wasnt ... that hard to figure out

he’s trying to flirt with u one day when he accidentally shoots out webs

his eyes widens and he starts laughing nervously and fumbling over his words (more than usual) 

“haHAHAAHA WOW DID YOU SEE THE WEATHER TODAY??? SO NICE HUH”

“...i mean its raining but i guess”

“oH yEah i mEan who doESn’t love sOMe rAIN???”

literally his voice is cracking HELL throughout this conversation

he wants to: big die bc god damn it why does he have to look dumb in front of you

after deciding to ignore how weird he’s acting you were ilke “well i love getting coffee on rainy days, wanna come?”

(bc u obvi had a crush on him too i mean who wouldnt look at the cute dork) (he obviously didnt know this)

he was like YES so fast

him to himself: “goddamn joel can u RELAX don’t scare her”

so u guys spend hours talking over copious amounts of coffee

this becomes a routine thing eventually

you guys going to your fave coffeeshop and doing hw and lowkey (highkey!!) flirting 

becoming bff’s that arent really just bff’s if u know what i mean

u start piecing things together when he starts leaving randomly after hearing sirens outside

or when he shows up to school the next day looking a bit more worn out and bruised than usual

so naturally being the nosy person u are

u go over to his house and sweet aunt may believes you when you say you have a project

so ur sitting there just waiting

and sure enough there’s spidey boy climbing thru the window

nearly screams when he see’s you curiously staring at him from his bed

“so... this is what you’ve been up to”

“hahaHAHAHA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???”

attempting to cover up the spiderman costume 

which obviously fails bc he’s literally covered head to toe

eventually he just sighs and flops down next to you on the bed

“do you hate me?”

“how could i hate you i love spiderman”

well that caught his attention

“oh really now”

trying to act all cocky but u just shove him like 

“ya dont get excited dummy i CANT BELIEVE YOU DIDNT TELL ME”

“whoops?”

u guys stay up the whole night just talking about his spidey adventures with u yelling at him in between stories bc yOU CANT BELIEVE HE’D PUT HIMSELF IN DANGER LIKE THAT

aunt may finds you two cuddled up the next morning<3

pls let me know what you guys think!! spoiler if these first headcannons does well i’m thinking about expanding the series ... stay tuned to see ;)))) 

[dragonmickie]

LIST TIP 10 GAMES

thisll be a lil hard since i cant think about that many things at once but ill give it a go

1. a tie between dragon age origins and dragon age 2. origins has more like... it gives me an old mood? idk what that means have fun figuring that out. theres some parts i dont like about both but theyre better than inquisition lmao

2. Spyro 3 year of the dragon when I was young and my cousin still lived in arkansas whenever she visited she liked to play it w me. for whatever reason we called it “spyro egg hunt” which like. not wrong! I also like the second and first game too but 3 is my fave

3. the legend of Spyro dawn of the dragon. i know like, unpopular opinion, but this is another game i used to play w my cousin that i really enjoyed. also you got to play cynder. my dream of playing a girl dragon... i also like a new beginning

4. Final Fantasy X! as I haven’t actually finished it yet I probably shouldnt have it on my faves but I used to watch my mom play it So I Have Emotions About It. also yuna is pretty and ffxiii (the only other game ive actually played) sux u.u

5. this is gonna be dorky but sonic heroes. I liked it alright as a kid but now that ive played + finished it and posted me playing it on youtube i have feelings about it lol... also i think its fun dont be mean to me

6. Psychonauts! its just a bunch a lil psychic dudes. fuck the meat circus though

7. also stupid but Left 4 Dead. I used to play it w my uncle and cousin and also have played it w Roren lmao. playing it alone is boring though

8. TECHNICALLY i havent played it but resident evil 4. I constantly watched my uncle play it as a child and i thought leon was so cool and that ashley was cute lol

9. Portal 2 although I haven’t finished it lol.. im dumb. i chose the second bc i was also bad at the puzzles in the first game

10. Stardew Valley! its just nice and chill whats not to like about ithonorable mention minecraft of course

this was kinda hard to do and the list isnt in accurate order but im bad at knowing what games i own and like lmao... but that’s basically it!

[devilgem-archive]

1) imma answer ur second question first: i think so! i say ship whatever yall want idrc. now onto the main point,

deep breatH

yes ABSOLUTELY!! we have

alastor/angel. first ship tbh?? LOVE their dynamic, theyre silly dumbasses and 10/10 are the type to lovingly insult each other. fun fatc i joked at one point angel and al being bitter exes n angel refuses to acknowledge al anymore by playin dumb

charlie/vaggie, another one of my first ships!! i dont even need to spew potential scenarios theyre cute as they are

husk/al/niffty. i just think theyre neat. al/husk is also cute

pentious/alastor. bc who doesnt love crazy tyrants in love? better yet! rivals to lovers slow burn; why fight it out when they can kiss it out then conquer hell together

pentious/baxter. dorky science boys? dorky science boys!! thanks for coming to my ted talk

mimzy/niffty. listen i dig the idea of someone whos an asshat to everyone except for One Singular person and we know mimzy falls into the bitch category. consider niffty is one of the only people mimz goes soft on,u look me in the eye and tell me that isnt cute

cherri/crymini!! two words: punk lesbeans

dont @ me but charlie/penti is. growing on me??? i can imagine this meme loving fuck trying to take her hand in marriage so he gains power over hell!! but he ends up falling head over heeeeels for this sweet ray of sunshine...and now he sets his attention on wooing her because he’s actually in love like the fkcign Dork he is

last but not least....i got a few oc/canons here n there asdfghkjsgdf;

2) come here let me give you a big hug nonnie

[luckyfaeth]

HAHA NO DUDE WHY DID YOU STOP GIMME MORE STAUBREMILY

sdfkjsldk I JUST DONT WANT PEOPLE TO HAVE TO SCROLL A MILE TO GET TO THE ENDS OF MY POSTS 

aubrey started the whole rebel vibe in high school when her dad started putting intense amount of pressures on her

if it weren’t for beca, aubrey would’ve probably just collapsed under the pressure of it all, but beca helped her relax and they would ditch school together when things got to be too much

they’re best friends and probs always will be (even tho they hate to admit how much they love each other, they do) 

aubrey works as a mechanic. she specializes in motorcycles, but also is good at restoring vintage cars (at least her dad gave her one good talent) 

emily and stacie like to visit aubrey at work because she’s wearing a white tank top w grease stains on it and she’s all sweaty and her muscles are showing ...  aubrey’s buff ok 

aubrey, stacie, and emily have most definitely fucked while aubrey was at work because damn aubrey’s hot

they are the Aesthetic Queens ok

aubrey has like her very specific carefully picked out dark clothes, leather jacket aesthetic

stacie has her super feminine, kinda boho aesthetic; lots of crop tops and skinny jeans and the occasional fun boho pattern 

but emily is a mismatched mess and her gfs think its adorable

she'll be wearing like  5 different colors, mismatched patterns, her socks NEVER match

a majority of emily's clothes are from thrift shops because she thinks the sweaters have fun patterns and she gets the big mens ones so she has sweater paws

aubrey used to hate the whole sweater paws thing she's always been like "just roll your damn sleeves up assholes" 

but emily is standing in the kitchen sipping hot coco with her sweater paws and shes all sleepy looking and her glasses are fogging up bc of the hot coco steam and aubrey cannot physically handle how cute she is

emily also likes sundresses but she gets cold so aubrey is Chivalrous and puts her leather jacket over her

emily collects succulents 

emily and stacie always want to take dorky photos and selfies all the time and grumpy aubrey is like "no. im not doing that you cant make me" and emily looks her her with big eyes and a pout and stacie promises to make it up to her later and aubrey's like "hmph. fine but im not doing a pose"

they probably have so many pics of stemily making dumb faces and aubrey being grumpy and angry but you can see her trying to fight a tiny smile

also pictures with emily and stacie kissing both of aubrey's cheeks and she's still trying to look angry but its pointless

stacie and aubrey’s favorite hobby is teasing emily 

which is super easy because the two of them could breathe and emily’s like “omg theyre so hot...” 

stacie is a good balance between the other two’s very contrasting personalities 

aubrey is super soft for both of them

she’s soft for emily because well...how could you not be!!

but stacie is so grounded and practical and doesn’t beat around the bush with things and aubrey loves that 

[nctsolar-remade]

💖Let's play a game! Choose some mutuals and tell me who you think they're most like in NCT personality-wise!💖

i was wondering when it’d come to me :-( and i hate doing these things bc i get so nervous n anxious but !! im gonna!! do my best- hopefully i dont forget anynoe n ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh anyway !!! i wrote all of this without my glasses btw so im literally not editing PLEASE. dont hate me im Blind. awoeifnawoeifwaneif and !!! also :-( this iS VERY FUCKING LONG. so i apologize in MAD ADVANCE for that aaaaa i tried to keep them short but when u love ur friends that shit is hard. :-((( 

@fingerstoe​: is literally who god decided to model Clowny Boy Yukhei after. idc what anyone says- Kween Karen is the Kween of Komedy and no one can out wit her- not even the meme lord mr yukhei himself. she’s honestly so funny n nice and ahhhhh no one could fioawnefoiawenoi outdo that HUMOR. im sorry. the comedy award this year (and every year) goes to miss karen, miss fingerstoe. its karen’s world and we’re all just living in it. 

@xuxies​: aaaaaaaa ok………… i swear……. i always tell ivie that i love her and :-( u kno i fckin do u BIG BEANIE BABY. but honestly, she’s … just like… john the man. john john john!!! u kno how i have a constant loop of his name running in my head instead of white noise? thats… thats.. also happening with “ivie ivie ivie” she’s so dorky n funny n cute :-(((( n just like mr. seo she makes me smile like a dummy !!! she’s always rootin for everyone n probably one of the nicest ppl in this fandom and she remains all softie  n humble :-(( good person just like the big giant teddy bear :-( 

@thotaeyong​: isra!!! miss isra!! the lovingest kindest :-( i’d have to say she is much like mr. nakamoto !! a king :-( he acts all tough n like he could be mean n aggressive n cool n tough n secci (that last one he definitely is)- but he’s also :-((((((((( oooooo my god so cute n giggly n soft?? and we present Miss Isra?? who is all tough n all Leo n cool but :-((( under all of it… just a cute (sessi) bih.. soft to the CORE. good person who just wants to make everyone laugh and smile oh…. has her heart in the right place. 

@kunqians​: zen is basically ten and doyoung combined into One Person. much like doyoung, they would…. fight anyone who spoke badly about those who are most important to them :-( they have their heart in the right place, and a good head on their shoulders!!! and much like ten, they constantly have the wii music playing in their head… or at least im p sure thats whats going on ://// but !! much like ten !!! just a very good person who is LOVING and KIND and just … the BRIGHTEST human i… i love :-( zen so much oof. 

@jonisuh​: U KNO ABSOLUTELY FULLY CAPABLE MARK LEE??? WE GOT MISS ABSOLUTELY FULLY CAPABLE JENNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like u know how hard working mr lee is??? miss jennie??? just as !! fucking hard working!! just as kind and cute and funny and GOOD. such a GOOD HEART. literally single-handedly healed my dumb ass with her genuine kindness?? mark lee would be PROUD. :-( honestly jennie has one of the BEST hearts ive… just… ever…. experienced im so lucky to have her in my life, and :-(((( mark is the same way- good heart. good personality. always laughing n being THE BRIGHTEST LIGHT IN MY WHOLE LIFE. :-( 

@sichenges​: a mixture of :-( taeil and doyoung! like taeil she seems SOFT n INNOCENT at first but we uncover the ass eating leo beneath. The Center of My Heart. much like a leo should be. but yeah :-( taeil walks into a room n BRIGHTENS the whole fckn thing- like haleigh. and doyoung, bc shes got a sharp tongue and calls me a furry (fck u ok. im not) and like both of them: comedy kween (but dont tell her it’ll get to her HEAD. we dont need that happening.) 

@pawjohnny​: u kno how… winwin can be very quiet and shy sometimes :-((( but then is quickly THE FUNNIEST NCT MEMBER? thats what sabrina kinda reminds me… of…. just… SUCH A SOFT HUMAN !!!! gently hugs her forever?? thats a Mood. but yeah :-((( she is so fcking cute n soft n good?? but also :-((( her posts where she makes a point are clear and concise like mr. king winwin himself!!!!!!!!!!!!! whatta guy!! whatta girl!!!!!!!! honestly :-(( good ppl who i love wholeheartedly!!! 

@nerds-ct​: ez is an angel who acts like :/// they dont :/// care .. trynna be Tough… not wORrking my dear. they’re really funny n cute and just :-( v talented and genuinely always there for me!!! for this reason, i’d have to say its a mixture of mr yuta n mr taeyong! yuta bc :-( like hales, they’re always acting like theyre a toughie but :-(( just a BIG WEENIE. and mr ty track bc they’re so hardworking and always doing the most so that they can be better?? and i admire that a lot!! is always friendly and warm and patient, like our dear grandfather ty so :-) 

@gomarklee​: fjjfjoawe mash!!!!!!! is!!!!!!!!!!! like haechan and !!!!!!!!!! renjun !!!!!!!!!! and !!!!!!!!!!!! also jaemin!!!!!!!!!! and also doyoung???? like v sassy, v funny and humorous??? just a pinnacle of humor and comedy!!! kween!!!!!!!!!!! but also lowkey :/// soft…. she doesnt want u to know this but she has a BIG heart hidden beneath a BIG HEAD. (just like mr mark the man she loves-) but yeah- like doyoung and renjun, she’s kinda sassy and very WITTY. but like haechan and jaemin and honestly renjun and doyoung… soft… good.. cute… genuinely a SOFTIE. i love her… :-( 

@myfirstandlast​: miss megan?? i think ive already addressed this MANY TIMES. but :-( miss megan is like mr haechan… mr sunshine sunflower cute ass bby bean!!! they’re both so cUTe. and soft n GOOD. and aaaa my heart~~ but she’s also a lot like?? mr. ty!!! just very much there for everyone?? always soft. always kind. always good. and much like our soft gay king mr. jungwoo, just doing her best, trying to be gay n soft n kind, and successfully managing wow an angel? i love her so much and she just :-( aaa i love love love megan she’s so good :-( easy to chat with, like i imagine jungwoo would be so.. i have to say a combo of hyuck and ty and jungwoo, but MOSTLY jungwoo!!!! 

@27nct​: ahhh :-( jung jaehyun whooooooo??? much like jaehyun, she is so quiet n soft?? just FULL OF ALL THIS LOVE !!! she rarely says anything but whenever she tags me in stuff my lil dumb WORMY heart goes !!! and always refers to me as WORMY. n i feel like jaehyun would also b the kinda dude to give silly cute nicknames to every1 :-(( he does weird things (like put his hands in haechan’s nose idk ?) anyway, she’s also like :-(( always being cute? like mr. jung jaehyun ….. the sfotest bread couple of the century lads. 

[babybethan]

for the "send me a character" thing benny, ethan, sarah, and erica?? i couldn't pick just one jsksjf

here u go bithc finally did this whole thing 🤧💕

benny: Why I like them- um! everything! hes my type! funny & dorky & lil bit of a troublemaker and MAGIC like yes pls i love 1 boyWhy I don’t- um. never kissed ethan?? boi what? Favorite episode (scene if movie)- EVIL BENNY EVIL BENNY EVIL BENNYFavorite season/movie- first season but its a really close tie tbhFavorite line- “how much aftershave did you drink?”Favorite outfit- the leather jacket on evil bennyOTP- bethan duhBrotp- benny/sarah they bond over saving ethan from near deathHead Canon- can play a bunch of instruments?? guitar, ukulele, piano,,, no one knows why he knows but he Does and honestly everyone is shookUnpopular opinion- this isnt exactly unpopular but he does, in fact, own clothes that arent stripes! he just only wears stripes cos theyre ethans fave and since theyre his Thing he doesnt wanna switch it upA wish- I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH HIS PARENTSAn oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen— he gets badly hurt/has a shitty arc5 words to best describe them- funny, hot, dorky, flirty, magicMy nickname for them- boyfriend

ethan:Why I like them- the softest yet SASSIEST boyWhy I don’t- HIS FUCKING OUTFITS WHO LET THIS BOY GET DRESSED IN THE MORNINGFavorite episode (scene if movie)- the love potion episode and when he was a werewolfFavorite season/movie- two but same as benny its a tieFavorite line- “i like your shirt” “thanks its a small”Favorite outfit- everything he wore in the movie and NOTHING ELSEOTP- bethanBrotp- OKAY THIS IS SUPER UNDERRATED AND UNDERAPPRECIATED BUT,, ETHAN/ERICA BROTP?? ANYONE?Head Canon- really likes all those dumb cartoons like steven universe and rick & morty and shit. also watches twd and has a big crush on carl but he wont tell anyoneUnpopular opinion- no one talks about how sassy/sarcastic he actually is everyone says hes so ~soft and sweet~ which he is but come on “when did you start being so serious?” “when did you start being so funny”A wish- for him to get a better wardrobe 😔An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen— etharah or him being hurt ever5 words to best describe them- small, puppy, sarcastic, quiet, smartMy nickname for them: baby boy

sarah:Why I like them- SO STRONGWhy I don’t- hasnt nutted up and made a move on erica yet what the fuckFavorite episode (scene if movie)- the one where her and erica are all in leather and Kicking AssFavorite season/movie- second!!Favorite line- Favorite outfit- after she got done being possessed in the second to last ep of s1? whenever she was in that big ol jacket,, what a cutieOTP- SERICA!Brotp- sarah/ethan!Head Canon- big ol lesbianUnpopular opinion- never actually read dusk. tried just to make erica happy, hated it, faked it from thereA wish- a well rounded scene of her kindly explaining to ethan why she doesnt wanna date himAn oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen— etharah and her getting back with jesse5 words to best describe them- short, cute, sassy, smart, protectiveMy nickname for them- tinie girlfriend

erica:Why I like them- SHES SO AMAZING ? Why I don’t- somtimes she too mean to my boys but i forgive herFavorite episode (scene if movie)- Favorite season/movie- s1Favorite line- “welcome to the rest of your life, girlfriend”Favorite outfit- all of them the fuckOTP- serica???Brotp- benny & erica Head Canon- the oldest of like 3 brothers she loves them dearly even tho she doesnt show it theyre all in middle schoolUnpopular opinion- no one appreciates dorky erica enougjA wish- HER TO HAVE AN EPISODE/SCENE THAT SHOWS THAT SHES NOT JUST A BITCHAn oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen— her getting her heart broke by a boy5 words to best describe them- bitchy, hot, secret nerd, passionate, flirtyMy nickname for them- girlfriend

[ffuuuuuuuck]

september 24, 2019

Today was such a bad day my thoughts kept pulling me in different directions- all of them bad

ended up skipping class today, thought about dropping out of school entirely like a lot

like, i know im capable of it and it’s not even hard, it’s just the looming fear of failing again like i did in my first highschool. I’m falling into the same patterns, it’s getting harder to maintain a positive mentality. it sucks because i was doing so good and then one thing sets me off and im back on my bullshit. 

somehow writing it out makes me feel a little better, makes it feel like the thoughts aren’t all just stuck in my head. 

my family helped today- my mom sang one direction with me in the car because i think she could tell I was on the verge of crying lol. That’s what she used to do with me in middle school and felt bad about the way i looked- it was cheesy and dorky but nice. she also took me to meet my baby cousin for the first time since she’d been born-5 months old and shes fat as fuck but also cute as fuck

i think i might just go back to spending time with my family again- it was easier than having to deal with friends. I love them, but i don’t feel the same with them anymore. it was different when i was into the same shit- smoking weed, doing drugs, doing nothing but walking around all the time. but now i’ve got school and work and actual responsibilities, and none of them seem to get that. Some of them even get mad because i cant spend as much time with them. I understand being upset, but it just makes me feel worse because i already feel worn thin. Plus, we dont really have anything in common anymore other than weed. Even that i’ve been trying to quit, but that’s all they ever wanna do and my lungs are all burnt out. And frankly, i like the feeling of being sober better than being high now. 

I guess that’s the only thing me and Maurice had in common. When we first became friends,  i was so happy to have someone like me. Into musicals, into anime, into all these dorky things my other friends weren’t into. but now its nothing but weed or talking about her ex boyfriend, or our friend bianca. I’m really glad her and bianca get along so well- i knew they would, i would always try getting all of us to hangout so they could get to know eachother more. But now it just feels like im on the outside. Whenever im with them they always just go off in their own space, talk about their own things that i can’t contribute because i wasnt there or not in on their inside jokes. I tried for awhile to just get used to it, because i shouldve been just happy that they were happy. But then they started hanging out without me all the time, and yeah, it makes me a little sad but no biggie it’s not like theyre my only friends. it feels like im not allowed to feel anything, like anything negative that i feel is just a sign that im getting bad again. But it hurts, like a lot. Bianca is always going on about stuff she told maurice, how maurice said that and that her and maurice always do this, and how great maurice is. Maurice is always saying how amazing bianca is and how much she loves her, how’re theyre gonna go do this and that. lately they started inviting me to hangout with them, but at this point it just feels more like pity than anything. Even when we’re all together, it’s like im intruding on their space. It just sucks. Like it’s not like i want to break them apart or anything, or for them to include me more. I don’t really want anything to happen, like im happy they get along. I just feel shitty about it. Even today, i found out something new about Bianca and yeah it was cool learning that about her but she threw in “really you didnt know? Maurice knows” and i dont know why but it stung. Probably because i was already feeling shitty today. 

Maurice had asked me earlier in the day to hangout with them tomorrow- but it was only because it had come up in the conversation because i had told her about something concerning bianca. and honestly, i felt like i couldnt go on pretending anymore to be ok. so i told her that i didnt mean to sound like a dick but i didnt really like hanging out with the two of them together- but i still liked hanging out with them seperately. which, typing this out now i realize i really went the wrong way about this. It’s different when its just me and maurice and me and bianca, its not much different and nice. but when theyre together i just feel really crummy. i wanted to try to tell her that but she just told me “okay whatever i dont even wanna ask why.” and hasnt talked to me since. my mom said if they cared theyd understand, but im not sure i even went about it the right way, if there is a right way to tell your friends that. I told her what happened and she said that bianca would talk to me about it because my mom said that she definitely cares. 

But when i told bianca about it, about maurice being upset with me and what i had said, all she said was how did they exclude me. That we played cards together that one time. That we had gone to go get hair dye that one time. I explained to her that yeah, when we went to go get hair dye it felt better because i was actually apart of their conversation. but the other times i just didnt feel like i belonged there with them. She wasnt upset about it like maurice was, but she seemed... i dunno, annoyed? not annoyed but like it was just me back on my bullshit. like it was all in my head. I think she did say it was all in my head. And after we left school a guy we knew was supposed to come with us, and she said “What, are you gonna feel excluded because Robbys coming?” in a really sarcastic voice. I just put in my headphones after that and actually did my homework. Because im supposed to be the chill one- im supposed to be the emotionless one, the one who doesnt let anything bother them because if i acknowledge that im hurt, then that means i could be getting unhealthy again. But fuck dude it did hurt. I barely tell my friends what I feel, and to be shot down like that, to be treated like i was just acting dumb again really hurt. especially because it wasnt like i was asking for anything to be different, other than me not wanting to hang out anymore. also especially coming from bianca. Out of all the people, i felt like i could count on her the most. I guess i was wrong again. Which sucks because its not like my brain goes to “ok they were a dick that time whatever”. When im not feeling good (aka when im not drugged out), my brain immedietely goes to wow what a dumbass trusting people again. 

It didnt help that Quenten came to hangout today. I normally love seeing her, and everytime i see her she vents about her problems and i support her because i know she has a lot on her plate all the time. But today it just made things worse. She vented like usual and i tried to support her the best i could, but when i tried to talk about something that was bothering me she kinda just shut me down. Cut me off, started talking about her problems again. Usually she does that, but today it hurt because i really needed someone to talk to, and i thought we were that person for eachother. 

Some shit went down with this Guy one time, and its kind of fucked me up. For awhile i tried my best not to let it get to me, tried staying friends with him and making the best of a situation because everyone told me that it wasnt that big of a deal. Not directly, but through their body language, the way they just change the subject, so i just believed that. Tried letting it go till eventually it built up inside me and blew up and left me feeling ruined. The other night i saw the Guy, and i had been doing so good, had been feeling happy and safe and just better. But he walked past me and it was like all of that just fell apart, i felt terrified again and unsafe and it was that feeling all over again, of not getting a choice, of not getting to have control, of putting my complete trust in someone only for it to be ruined. Anyways, its been leaving me fucked up for the past couple of days, and i just needed someone to talk to that wouldnt brush me aside. Im not sure why i thought that though. Quentin still thought highly of the Guy, still cared about his opinion i guess. its not like they were friends, but still. I shouldve known she wouldve blown me off when i tried talking about that situation. 

I might need to see a counselor about it, because theres no one that i can even really talk to about it. I tried with this one girl, and she really helped me. But then it turned into a shit show because she outed the guy when i asked her not to, and one of my ex good friends came to me, and basically said i was making it up. when before we stopped being friends she believed me and understood why i got scared around the Guy. I guess that situation fucked me up too lol. But theres no one i can talk to, no one i can even bounce my thoughts off of. I wish i could talk to my mom about this. Sometimes she’s really good with this shit. But i know telling her about this will just make my life worse. Ill go to being looked at like some broken pitiful thing. Im not. I might be broken but im strong and i dont want to be pitied or someone to get mad in my place. I think some part of her already knows.

I think im done talking for today. Guess spilling my guts is too much too.