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dollsriot · 2 months ago
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jey and mayu got married?! omggggg
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seuonji · 1 year ago
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hi!!! im absolutely in LOVE w ur svt x idol series!!! i was wondering what do you think it’s be like if svt and reader were openly dating but were doing a live stream together or were on knowing bros together?
i was watching knowing brothers for minghao recently and i i cant w svt on it theyre so mf hilarious 😭
from aya: OMG THANKS!! i’m so happy people are liking the series and adding on their ideas to it<33 this request is so lovely!! i had this in mind cause i could def go on for hours about how a livestream/variety show between yn and a svt boy would go— so thank you so much for sending it! i hope you enjoy this.
ALSO YES MINGHAO. he is so underrated when it comes to variety shows cause he adds so much to them!! like he’s so sweet yk but also he tends to be so feisty and his comebacks—
(also sorry this took awhile i wasn’t too familiar w how knowing bros usually goes (i only watched svt—) so i had to watch a few before writing this!!)
one ๑ two ๑ three ๑ four ๑ five ๑ six ๑ seven #mlist
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svt-yn currently streaming…
ong imagine how much you guys had to negotiate with your company to do a stream together. like mingyu/seungkwan fighting for their lives trying to get it to work out.
then there’s jeonghan/soonyoung/minghao who would just start a live without permission.
general idea of what a livestream would go with them;
๑ a sweet live where you both just talk and interact with your fans and answer some questions—seungcheol/jun/jihoon/seokmin/mingyu
throughout the live he listens to you with so much intent.
while you’re reading comments seungcheol/jun/mingyu rests his chin on your shoulder. “ah your fans are complaining, you aren’t paying attention to them!” you read from the comments and pushed his face off you to which he laughed. when he did pay attention to comments he only answered the ones which were related to you, “‘you guys are do cute’ thank you!”
jihoon/seokmin is so eager to just talk about you. they spill so many embarrassing moments + photos of you as you do the same to them.
seungcheol/seokmin holds your thigh or hand throughout the live. + playing with the ends of your clothes.
imagine seungcheol/mingyu pulling your chair with his leg so you’re closer to him.
there’s no denying he’s in love when he can barely take his eyes off you. he loves that he can do lives with you cause he’s doing the things he loves most: entertaining and being with you! also he just likes the fact that he can show you off.
๑ you two ordered food—jeonghan/joshua/soonyoung/wonwoo/vernon/chan
your fans fawn over the way they he takes care of you.
jeonghan/joshua/wonwoo/vernon brushes your hair back so it doesn’t touch the food you’re eating.
joshua/soonyoung/chan feeds you so you can try his meal.
you joked about the time jeonghan ate his pimple patch, “you’re so brave for doing another eating live after your previous incident.” “i’ll put a whole pack of it in your food,” he retorted.
soonyoung keeps on making you do ‘horanghae’ with him— it’s awkward when the room is dead silent tho and he just keeps going on. “sorry guys, embarrassment fears him,” you bowed your head.
fans can see how comfortable he is. he acts exactly how he would with svt when he’s with you. there’s a touch of calmness on him, fans suspect it’s your influence that keeps him grounded yet still himself.
๑ a live filled with banter from start to finish— jeonghan/minghao/seungkwan
jeonghan/seungkwan literally opened the live with, “i’m with yn from *groupname* so i’m sorry if this is a boring live.”
minghao out here attacking you, your fans, his fans, everyone— he read a comment, “‘i got both your albums and both the pc was of you and yn’” he laughed. “woah that’s so lucky, congrats!” you clapped. he read another comment, “‘i’m so jealous, i got neither’ just print it, it’s manufactured the same way,” he looked at the camera with a serious gaze.
jokes aside, he really enjoyed doing a live with you. fans can see a sort of softness in him when he’s with you. even if his face is relaxed he’s still smiling.
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svt-yn currently on knowing bros…
considering how much seventeen have been on that show, they’d take it super lightly + they’d be the one to introduce you.
imagine their introductions…
“i brought someone today!” he announces as he walks in with you.— seungcheol/joshua/seokmin/mingyu
“someone that followed me here i think,” he gave a side eye to you.— minghao/seungkwan/chan
“this is my first time meeting them actually.”— jeonghan/jun/soonyoung/wonwoo/jihoon/vernon
the hosts are super intrigued with your relationship and instantly start asking questions.
“who fell first?” (super debatable)
“me?” he answered. “i liked you in 20XX,” you revealed. “eh- you fell first then.” — joshua/jun/soonyoung/seokmin/vernon
“not me.” (it was him who fell first)— jeonghan/minghao/mingyu
“probably me,” he said unsure but he’s saying it with the intention that he’s just loved you for so long it had to be him. (truth)— seungcheol/wonwoo
“them,” he said confidently (he was right)— jihoon/chan
“yn.” (he was wrong.)— seungkwan
when asked how you two got together,
seungcheol/joshua would explain it in full detail and he got the hosts giggling and shit with his story.
jeonghan kept on lying about your story— “they kept staring at me i felt like i had to give them a chance,” he looked at the hosts then you. you pushed him to the side and told the actual story.
funny to think about clueless jihoon/wonwoo/vernon. “to be honest, i don’t know.”
jun would be super extra while explaining your story. he gives actions and everything. he acts like he had to climb mountains to be with you but in reality he asked you out while you were walking in the hybe hallways. it was too simple which is why he exaggerates now.
during the games session,
๑ playing the game where you have to guess the song.
when a seventeen song played
—you named it faster than him. you danced the choreo and jeonghan/minghao was left in his seat holding a smile back.
—you and joshua/soonyoung answered it together, he took your hand and ran to the center to dance the choreo.
—seungcheol/jihoon didn’t get it- “this is your own song!” you shouted. “i’m sorry?”
when your song played
—seungcheol on his knees begging for forgiveness when he didn’t get it.
—soonyoung/seokmin/seungkwan gets it faster than you and dances the choreo without you.
๑ playing general games— miscellaneous
whenever you get something wrong minghao playfully scolds you but when he gets it wrong it’s suddenly okay to make mistakes- “you won’t grow if you don’t make mistakes.”
high-fives that turn into holding hands with joshua/wonwoo/vernon.
all i can think of is…chest bumping soonyoung/mingyu/seungkwan/chan when you get something correct.
general scenarios;
seungcheol/mingyu seems like he’s glued to your side. since you two walked it he hasn’t stepped away from you.
you got the hosts squealing everytime you two do something especially with the way jeonghan/mingyu tends to be touchy with you, to an extent.
whenever you do big actions like through dancing or for a trick, jun/soonyoung/minghao/chan watches you so dazed.
small details and habits of your relationship get showcased throughout this episode.
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the-s1lly-corner · 1 year ago
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*explodes into your request box*
HEY HEY HEY, im back.
Came to ask an platonic Child!reader with the rest of the gang.
BUT HEAR ME OUT
Child reader is like an wolf in sheep's clothing, like reader has an cute expression on their face but when someone tries to touch them, they'll go like: "touch me and ill rip your hand off" in a full innocent voice and that cute smile.
And child reader has shark teeth.
Tyy!
*explodes*
- 🦭
The cast x child!reader (platonic)
throwing this together after waking up from a really nice nap! i still have the kinger request to work on but my brains still stumped.. sobs.. requests are still open by the way! you can find the link to my rules in my previous post, or you can look in my pinned! :O apologies if some sections for the characters are a little short, my brains still a lil okfvokffvovf from waking up TToTT
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CAINE:
a child? in the circus?
he doesnt quite know how to make of it, i mean... its not like he has to make any accommodations, the circus is a place for all ages afterall!
i give you this new concept: dad caine
lightly scolds you when you threaten someone, bad manners!
i think he would be like a stereotypical eccentric dad
in house adventures seem to tone down just a touch so theyre not too intense or dangerous for you, keeps an eye on you to make sure you dont get stuck anywhere or flung across the room
rip bubble, you probably pop them when theyre within a foot of you
pinches your cheek only to have his hand comically chomped off ("now now (reader)! what did i tell you about biting! time out!)
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POMNI:
similar confusion that caine has, but like, more so
how did a kid even get their hands on one of the headsets??
honestly i think pomni might be the type to be uncomfortable around kids; she doesnt hate them she just doesnt know what to do with them
also kids can possess a different kind of cruelness when they really put their minds to it and shes already in a mentally precarious position as it is
she doesnt avoid you though!
was bitten a grand total of one times, she made the mistake of trying to take you somewhere during an IHA and she didnt make you aware that she was going to put her hand on your shoulder
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JAX:
okay you cant swear in the circus, but i feel like jax has some very creative ways to work around that, making these new colorful euphemisms that dont skip out on the crudeness. he teaches you some of his favorites just to watch the world burn
lightning fast reflexes, should you try to bite or hit him; not that hes going to try to put his hands on you
actually
i can see him picking you up via scooping his hands under your arms, or literally just holding you up by the scruff of your next
congrats theres now the image of jax holding a flailing sheep child in our heads. his shins will be kicked in the second you get put down
thinks its funny when people have to do double takes when you let out a threat or say something dark
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RAGATHA:
i think she would be a cool babysitter, or big sister figure to you
similar to caine she will lightly scold you when you're being 'rude'
doesnt try to figure out why you dont like being touched, also respects it. respects your space as well, she doesnt totally baby you
she is a little sad that a kid so young got stuck in the digital world, though
even if you could remember things, i dont think she would ask out of fear of possibly upsetting you
likes making you little things (small pillows, plushes, ect) since i can see her being into sewing.. might be because shes a doll, though
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KINGER:
i said it once and ill say it again, kinger is dad. like i already hc he had kids before getting stuck in the digital world, but i also like to hc that he and gangle have a dad/kid relationship, at least when kinger was less... paranoid
like he still has the capacity to be a father figure to you, but i think with you being a little... ermrmfl.. he might be a little put off
tells you stories about "being a king" (ie embellishing the one time he was put in charge during an IHA ages ago) and tells you about some previous in house adventures
youre so short he genuinely doesnt see you approaching sometimes so he either gets jumpscared by you or literally trips over you on accident
is so so apologetic once he gets over the initial shock of suddenly meeting the floor
really if you follow this guy around and show interest in his interests hes gonna adopt you
he knows your threats arent empty, even if they arent hes not going to try to find out
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ZOOBLE:
zooble seems like the type of person to find some vague amusement in kids swearing or saying out of pocket stuff, i cant explain why
cant teach you swear words thanks to the censoring of the digital world but hey... they can still spell it out...
honestly i hc that zooble themselves doesnt like being touched so hey you dont have to worry about that, they personally get it
cool older sibling energy. while ragatha gives off sweet n caring older sister, zooble gives off the energy of a cool older sibling who like. idfk skateboards or something
zooble skateboarding real
not much else to say here
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GANGLE:
similar to pomnis but this is more so because gangle is intimidated by other people thanks to her shyness!
i think gangle would be in the same boat as you and zooble, in terms of touching, but in gangles case its because shes made of ribbon and thus can be pushed around very easily
would cry on the off chance you snap at her :(
she lets you into her room sometimes to let you draw with her! kids like drawing right?
thats her reasoning, at least
i mean hey, it gives you something to do and gives you a break from all the chaos
actually pretty okay when her comedy mask isnt broken, actually makes an attempt to properly get to know you and crack a few jokes
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pharaohbean · 4 months ago
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thank you everyone for the mafutoya food, much obliged, def cheered me up (my ask box is still open to more…..)
in return, my own mafutoya hcs/fic ideas/just general spouting:
composer buddies. i will die on this hill. theyre an online duo like 25ji and they make music together and their groups have NO idea (bonus points if someone(s) from their group also follow them). i will die on this hill. its hilarious.
on that note, mafuyu taught toya a bit of how to compose— i would imagine she helped him refine how to put emotions into song (since she did that quite well as we know)
^ also, they’re study buddies. def both practice their english on one another, but since madus an honors kids and toyas just Smart they work well together. mafu also helps come up with ways to help toya tutor akian bc she already does that with rando classmates
more canon divergencey, but their parents know each other (not in the same fashion as the aoyagi-tenma friendship…. asahinas more just keeping up terms to look good bc. aoyagis.) so the kids knew each other. they weren’t super close but they’d recognize one another
mafuyu running away at the end of mafu4 definitely gave toya food for thought on his own running away (that he would come back to tackle in toya4 sorry bud)
toyas the extroverted of the two technically. sure, mafu’s mask is even more extroverted, but generally toyas the upbeat one between them.
they like to just take the train around tokyo for the sights. they did it less as toya prepared for rad blast, but mafuyu def took him on a celebratory train ride at some point in congrats
mafuyu does not like most of vbs’ music (since akian wrote the music until roughly toya3, and even then i think they still did the brunt). mafuyu does like toya’s songs, tho
^ followup, toya follows 25ji. hes 50/50 most of the time (partially tastes partially instruments sometimes) but he supports them by leaving ridiculously long comments breaking everything down. hes become a well-known member of the 25ji fandom, accidentally.
more serious hc: toya does not, in any shape or form, “save” mafu. if they knew each other earlier, however, he definitely kept her from going over the edge. i can talk a LOT about this but thats a whole other rabbit trail.
mafuyu gets plushies from toya from the arcade. its usually rabbits, although the occasional cat or bird makes its way into the pile. there is an ever-growing pile of fluff in the corner of mafu’s room at kana’s. honami does Not Know what to do with it.
if they had a sekai together, it would be mafuyu’s fragment sekai but with like. the equivalent of a starbucks stuck in it. like the starbucks at a target or barnes&noble or whatever. mikuluka are their only vs, although they might get a len or kaito later on.
toya goes to miya to pick up kohane when an cant, but honestly goes to talk to mafu mostly. i mean hes there for kohane but sometimes koha has committee and so toya will just,,, talk with mafuyu. the rest of the school is VERY confused as to why this random kamikou guy is talking with asahina mafuyu, and then saki barrels him over one day screaming “OTOUTO!!!” at the top of her lungs and theyre like “oh hes a tenma okay”
this goes without saying but mafu doesnt mask around toya. she did for a bit, but toya saw through it bc it was annoyingly similar to akito’s own. toya Does Not like the mask. in any situation. he willingly chooses to extrovert most of the time than let mafu mask. its partially for his own sanity.
mafu teaches him to cook, and toya reteaches her tastes (partially stolen from that one akitoyamafu fic on ao3 love you)
mizuki constantly tells stories about them to the other, and they always listen with rapt attention. mizu thinks its cute in a way, and is also happy to have their full attention for once (not like toya wouldnt but)
toyamafu have no fashion sense. they just kinda throw something together thats vaguely coherent. akito was forced to band with mizuki to get them to actually match their clothes right.
mafuyu is more athletic than toya (not a high bar tbh) but toyas much more limber and flexible
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saelterlude · 6 months ago
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welcome to lc musical list pt7, long one bcs i've been stalling lmao (special thanks to the musical gang over at the 18+ lc discord for being the only reason im up to date whilst sick <3)
(pt.1, pt.2, pt.3, pt.4, pt.5, pt.6 here)
103. 04/05/2024 day, yall Shu Rongbo and Zhu Hanbin duo is here(shortest-shortest duo lol), my two favorite voices and theyre good together plss I want more of them. theres also sulky SRB refusing to get up on the table after getting pushed off by ZHB aaaand disastrous clap lol.
(also, it's srb lg completion day. congrats on being the first cxs who has played with all lg) (nvm, not anymore! theres 2 new lg actors lmao, srb is still the closest to completion though)
104. 05/05/2024 day, back to back Zhu Hanbin clip but most importantly, it's LG UPPIESS CLIP PLSSS Wang Yifei lifting up ZHB is perfection, they cute. also, chaotic bow lmao, ZHB just wanted to fix WYF's sprout.
105. 05/05/2024 day, same performance as above, have WYF getting bullied by ZHB into announcing his lost in basketball today (15:1 lmao)
106. 05/05/2024 night, right after ZHB bullied WYF 15:1, Teng Chunpeng came out with 101 points. What the actual fuck man. So have this rare encore of him being tired and less energetic than usual.
107. Basketball highlights week 1, simba Shu Rongbo, mad Jing Yanqiao, Du Guangyi scored with one hand, Ding Xingchen lost his shoe too. and many many others.
108. Basketball highlights week 2, 110 points Teng Chunpeng, summersault Du Guangyi, cheating Wang Minhui. Zhu Hanbin continues to ignore his opponent, he only got goals on his mind.
109. Extra behind the scenes, bcs i wanna point out, on 00:45 Du Guangyi talked about how tempted he was to score a goal during the slow part of the song. On the week 2 highlight (#108, 1:50) he gives in to temptation, and fails to score a single goal lol.
Du Guangyi is the true basketball god btw. he makes the best shots and whomever he picks to win, win.
110. More BTS vids, Wang Minhui is a basketball failure <3, especially whenever he's going against Bai Zhuoming.
111. 18/05/2024 day, Cai Qi and Wang Minhui have a shoelace fight lmao
112. 20/05/2024, It's Cai Qi and Wang Minhui again! This time they're having a puppy boxing fight. Yes, I meant that quite literally.
113. 18/05/2024 night, I think Shu Rongbo was particularly salty about losing(6:8) to Guo Hongxu this day lol.
114. Basketball highlights week 3, Shu Rongbo gets whacked, Bai Zhuoming backwards shot, Teng Chunpeng high pitched screams, and more!
115. 25/05/2024 day and 03/06/2024, have a pair of Guo Hongxu and Ji Xiaokun mic-cupping shenanigans.
116. 24/05/2024, This!!! The most tender hug, head cradle by Teng Chunpeng and Wu Yihan. WYH in general is very giggly this performance its so nice to see. TCP, ofc brags abt his basketball skills at the end and WYH just pushes him out lol. There's Zhang Jiahao sneak pillow attack too.
117. 01/06/2024 night, Wang Minhui and Cai Qi fighting on the table again? nothing new. Wu Hanglu (half successful attempt at) pushing them both off the table though? That's new.
118. 02/06/2024, Wu Hanglu rightfully hunts down Guo Hongxu after he introduces her as Deng Xianling lmao. it's the LG curse to struggle with names.
119. 03/06/2024, "rock, paper, scissors is boring. we should spice it up, whoever lose gets slapped"- probably Guo Hongxu and Ji Xiaokun backstage. Twice, during People Pursuing Light and the RPS song.
120. Basketball highlights week 4, Ding Xingchen scoring with his shoes?? what's with him and shoes. Sulky Ji Xiaokun. Zhu Hanbin's basketball skill is like Du Guangyi without the nonchalance and effortless look. Wang Yifei and Guo Hongxu 0:0 gameplay.
Closing this list with (the last?) basketball highlight we're gonna get. And at 120, pretty number. Next list, we're starting with Guo Hongxu in orange, 3 new actor debuts (theyre really good btw), the return of hug pioneers WYH-SRB duo, and maybe (based on how long the list gets) the debut of TCP-ZHB duo (aka tallest-shortest). So look forward to that!
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lafleshlumpeater · 1 year ago
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me again, ur celebration requests js look like so much fun istgg
so i'll do a three in one 😭
ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ꜱᴀᴠɪɴ' ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ, ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ - she/her, divergent andd a special fact abt me is that im really interested in criminal justice, i'd love to have a job in that part one day!
☆○o ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ, ꜱᴇɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ - i rlly wanna know lmfaoo 😭
༉‧₊˚. ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ, ɪ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ - i have too many so i'll list them and u can choose lmao. so theyre cottagecore, skater, indie, dark/light academia, and vintage <33
congrats again on 50 followers!! 💕
THANK YOUUU XXX
・❥・ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ꜱᴀᴠɪɴ' ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ, ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ
ˢᵉⁿᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵃ ᵍᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵖʳᵉᶠ, ᵃ ᶠᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ⁽ᵃ ᶠᵘⁿ ᶠᵃᶜᵗ, ᵃ ˢᵉᶜʳᵉᵗ, ᵉᵗᶜ⁾ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ'ˡˡ ˢʰⁱᵖ ʸᵒᵘ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳ!!
you and caleb would be so cute together!!
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(all pictures from pinterest)
this boy would be obsessed with you fr
☆○o ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ, ꜱᴇɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ
ˢᵉⁿᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ'ˡˡ ᵗᵉˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵐʸ ᶠⁱʳˢᵗ ⁱᵐᵖʳᵉˢˢⁱᵒⁿ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃˢ ʷʰᵉⁿ ⁱ ᶠⁱʳˢᵗ ᵐᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵛˢ ᵐʸ ⁱᵐᵖʳᵉˢˢⁱᵒⁿ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ⁿᵒʷ!! ⁽ᵐᵒᵒᵗˢ ᵒ��ˡʸ!!⁾
soo when you first followed me i was rlly happy bc you seemed super friendly and loveable, and you were sooo kind omg, and then when you started to appear in my notes a lot (i got rlly happy seeing them <3) i followed back and we became mutuals :D
༉‧₊˚. ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ, ɪ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ
ˢᵉⁿᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ'ˡˡ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵃ ᵐᵒᵒᵈᵇᵒᵃʳᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵛⁱᵇᵉˢ ⁽ʸᵒᵘ ᶜʰᵒᵒˢᵉ⁾ ʸᵒᵘ ᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇˡᵒᵍ ᵍⁱᵛᵉˢ!! ⁽ᵐᵒᵒᵗˢ ᵒⁿˡʸ!!⁾
hmm, tbh your blog gives a lot of skater vibes so let's do that:
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(all pictures from pinterest)
hope you like this!! (i think it's very cute <3)
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commander-gloryforge · 2 years ago
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Uhh Tell me more about Ryumi and her music/stage performance style, also if her and Laurence went on that money making ‘marriage tour’ (alskjfjskskdnd) what do you think the songs/ costumes would look like?
Also look at my dog! (She is a gremlin but very cute)
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WHAT A GREMLIN!!!! OH THE SECOND PICTURE IS LOVELY!!! NOT A THOUGHT BEHIND THOSE EYES!!!!!!! last picture is me btw. tucked in. peace.
ALSO!!! RYUMI! she's really just inspired by you know. kpop idols. i even have a playlist of kpop songs that would be canonically her songs :) her music is mostly based on twice, (g)i-dle and dreamcatcher (her music has changed a lot through her career).
so her early music was very pop and cheery and upbeat and cutesy, then she went into a direction that was a bit more "egdy" so to say, more mature, more hashtag feminism girlboss (which lead to some arguments with her agency) and now she goes into a rock direction, though she still has a lot of love for pop, now that she can embrace it in any way she wants :)
her performances have always been grand and extravagant! in typical kpop fashion! she dances a shit ton, of course, and her choreographies are no joke. the set pieces on stage are super expensive! again, typical kpop.
that marriage tour would fuck. especially because it'd be the first tour of hers where she isn't bound to her lables expectations. she will sing about lesbian sex btw, while laurence is on stage going WOOOH YEAAA YOU TELL EM or something. also they should wear wedding outfits. he gets the wedding dress congrats it has to be really slutty. she gets a suit. the set would be even more extravagant and there'D be SO MANY EFFECTS sorry laurence you need to go all out with the mesmerism. he could make them change costume mid song thatd be so cool. did i mention that ryumi will sing about lesbian sex.
theyd make so much money i feel likebut also i feel like both would have a really bad time because they'd get SO MUCH hate. also laurence might have to fist fight kyandri behind the scenes once because she cant live with the fact that ryumi is "married". oh and hed have to maybe also fist fight ryumis brother whos just some weird 40 year old dont worry about it.
to be honest i generally think the two would generally be super fun on stage together. theyd probably have really good chemistry anyways even offstage and even if you dont believe that theyre married, you can certainly tell that they just vibe well together!
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fire-but-ashes-too · 8 months ago
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hi ash!! congrats on 200 followers <3
🌹 tell me about your favourite achievement!
hiiii tysm!!
ooo ok i have two here :)
one, a bit more personal satisfaction than actual achievement (but im so proud is my little painting wall, there are four paintings of 4 album covers all stuck together AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEYRE SO CUTE AND THEY TOOK SO LONG AKJDBADFH
the other is ofc the short film i did last year 🥹 me and my friends are planning to do one again this year but since our director can't do it this time, ill have to take on the editing etc. (wish me luck pls im gonna need it lol)
aaand thats it!! tysm again <333
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wcters · 10 months ago
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𝗕𝗘𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗦
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pairing: sebastian stan x fem!reader
summary: you promote your new series, as well as revealing your relationship with your co-star
warning: social media fic, relationship launch, went through a sebastian stan/bucky barnes phase
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yourusername 1 month to go! thank you everyone for your paitence and love with this series 🤍 behind the scenes coming soon
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user she’s literally feeding us, our queen
↳ user we love her
user y’all see that kiss between bucky and olivia in the trailer right??
user ship! ship! ship!
anthonymackie they’re not gonna believe how good it is!
↳ yourusername so true!
user mother knows best 😭😭😍
↳ user that’s so real
marvel we can’t wait!
user hopefully bucky is actually happy this time 😭😭
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imsebastianstan your favourite on-screen couple, bucky and olivia, coming to you in 2 weeks! also sam wilson but who cares about him? 🤷 stream the falcon and the winter soldier on march 19!
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user they’re so cute
user i’m rooting for them
user not him acting like sam and bucky aren’t in love 🙄🙄
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gq co-stars sebastian stan and y/n y/l/n were spotted outside a restaurant in LA, pda showing, on the week of the premiere of their show while with friends. they’re starring as “bucky barnes” and “olivia fresco” in the falcon and the winter soldier marvel series. it is unknown if they are in a relationship. what do you think?
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user i knew that kiss was more than acting!!
user theyre so cute i can’t 😭😭
user i just threw my phone
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yourusername the falcon and the winter soldier is officially streaming on disney plus! thank you to everyone who made this possible, my cast mates, the crew, and the fans. playing olivia is an honour 🤍 see you in the next one!
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erin.kellyman it was great working with you!
↳ yourusername we have to get together soon 🤍
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user already watching it 😋😋
imsebastianstan this show proves i always win staring contests
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user are you and seb dating??
user y/n and sebastian are sooo cute together
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valleynix · 1 year ago
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Chapter 18 analysis LETS GOOOOO
I wanted to get this out sooner but I’ve been so busy lately 😭
Anyways congrats on 39k hits and 1100 kudos on ao3‼️‼️‼️
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THEY CARE‼️‼️ I now believe everything lunny says, since they never lied before. I trust in lunatic intuition
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Man.. I Wonder who do that 🤨🧐🧐🧐
Truly an unsolved mystery
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MY HEART
Daniela loves reader sm omg
And reader really is someone who grounds daniela, considering that she didn’t go feral when they were bleeding in front of her the second time and the fact she literally drank their blood
SHEE NEEDS THEMM
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You sure about that 🤨🤨
I’m assuming reader is gonna tell Bela the truth next (since telling Alcina is scary af) and I’m really excited for the scene to happen
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SHES IN LOVE OMGG THEYRE SO CUTE
This whole scene had me giggling and kicking my feet they're so cute together 😭
I also think Bela is going to be the next person to confess her feelings to reader, AND I CANT WAIT I LOVE BELA
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I love jealous reader LMAO
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I was worried for a second that lunatic still wanted to work for Miranda, but thankfully they were just faking it 😭 (correct me if I’m wrong) but I wonder, was Miranda watching them from nearby for them to fake it? Or was she doing some mind stuff?
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This part was when I kinda knew that it wasn’t lunatic causing any of the hallucinations. Cuz if I remember from part one, the hallucinations that lunatic shows were mostly of the dimitrescus being very.. uncomfortable? I guess? (I don’t really know how else to describe it) and maybe some other stuff about them crumbling/dying. But I never remembered lunatic showing them something about reader themselves (correct me if I’m wrong).
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NAH WHO TF R U
I NEVER MET YOU IN MY ENTIRE LIFE ☝️
Okay but this scene really got my brain GOING, the writing was great 😭
And the part with that other voice monster thing was very unsettling. My guess is that the young version thing and the monster thing are the same person, since reader said something about seeing something dark underneath their skin
And I’m glad reader wasn’t really tricked by the weird voices of anything, they know their beloveds would never
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THEYRE EVILLL
my guess is that watcher made a deal with Miranda to bring them back to their reality if they torment reader
And for this part I think the someone else is that weird monster voice thing. Maybe watcher was trying to distract reader until the monster attacked them and reader accidentally attacks the dimis? And then lunny snaps them back to reality?
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You don’t even try to fight her moving away from you, her brows furrowed as she glances between you and your copy. “You… We trusted you-“
OH MY HEART
This scene was so sad but I’m glad Bela was okay. One thing I really love is how you make the dimis put their family first over reader.
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In one last ditch effort to gain her attention away from everything else, you muster what’s left of your strength and energy to mutter out a rough, weak, “Mother.”
BROS MAKING MIRANDA RETHINK HER LIFE CHOICES RN
Her mother instincts kicked in
I do Wonder what’s going to happen now (if mother Miranda is still conflicted with this), like is Miranda going to try to be a ‘mother’ to reader now or?? I LOVE MIRANDA ANGST
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You blink once, twice. The third time, your eye does not reopen.
Let me just say- THIS WHOLE SCENE GOT ME GOING
LIKE DAMN READER REALLY ALMOST DIED
Like the other times it was just really bad injuries, but girl really stabbed straight through their neck💀 I am so excited for the next chapter with this reader angst
AND THE DIMIS?!?
omg I wished we were able to hear what they were saying cuz they just witnessed their love getting brutally stabbed 😭
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Some time during your spiral, you feel something settle beside you, some weight nudging against your back. When you peek your head out from beneath the blanket, you see that crow leaning into you, watching the door intently. Your copy says nothing to you, no smart comment or even a noise. They watch the door, never straying from their protective position beside you.
THEYRE LOOKING OUT FOR THEM‼️‼️ PROTECTIVE LUNNY THEY CAREEEE
I’m really excited for how their relationship will go, and so happy that lunatic is officially (I think) on reader's side. They’ll be able to talk to each other about everything that happened, cuz even if cass and Dani know they never really remembered anything. So they’ll be there for each other
THIS CHAPTER WAS AMAZING AS ALWAYS
I wanted to say more but I’ve been so busy and burnout lately 😭😭
Keep up the great work ❤️❤️
PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF FIRST!!! you better be getting lots of rest and drinking plenty of water/eating plenty of food or ELSE >:(
but onto the analysis <33 i saw the notif pop up on my phone and couldn't stop grinning BAHA
Lunatic has canonically never lied!! maybe omitted some things or said things they truly believed at the time or what they were told, but they've never intentionally lied :3 always a treat to go back and read the things they've said while knowing that bit of information
you could never guess who did that :)
I LOVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP SO MUCH- they literally need each other, both help the other stay grounded and in reality and they're just so sweet and caring and they love each other so much PLEASE MY HEART
i have plans >:3
i already have her confession scene planned out AND IT'S SO... BELA???? IM SO EXCITED TO WRITE IT AND SHARE IT AAAAAAA
jealous Reader my beloved <333
bro was just feeling edgy in the moment 😔 and it was a bit of both! she was definitely monitoring their progress mentally while keeping an eye on them after they took over, which is why she knew exactly where to find both of them. Lunatic, thankfully, also knew she was watching them so they could pretend to be on her side to keep both of them alive a little longer
you're right!! this entire scene was actually meant to be a clear show that Lunatic hadn't even done anything to them; whatever was happening in their head was from an outside party looking to clearly harm them or cause them distress. Lunatic strictly showed the Dimitrescus looking a little wrong or showed specific memories of the Dimis dying/crumbling/injured, but never anything like what they were shown here
i will give you a hint and say they're the same person; it's only a matter of who this person is and what they want with Reader :3 and they know their beloveds would never do such a thing!! they'd never guilt trip Reader for things out of their control
the way i giggled at this MWAHAHA but it's a really good guess!! i suppose we'll see soon enough if your theory is correct >:3
THE DIMIS WOULD PUT THEIR FAMILY OVER ANY READER/OC AND I STAND BY THAT. these mfs who have only had each other for years would NOT betray their own family for some little idiot they've known at MAX a few months. nuh uh. i don't believe it
EHEHEHE I HAVE HORRIBLE THINGS PLANNED >:3 i loved writing this part and having Miranda be utterly conflicted with what to do as she finally saw them after all this time and through all these many different experiments... my heart :(
GENUINELY A VERY SHOCKING MOMENT- like, how does one even recover from something like that?? trick question, but i can let you in on what the fruit flies were doing: Cassandra went straight for Miranda upon seeing Reader fall, which is who we saw as like a blur chasing after her. Bela was completely in shock and unable to hold Daniela any longer, who went to Reader's side and tried to get them to speak to her or do anything to show they were still alive and could see her. Cassandra was then either knocked down or killed (haven't decided which was worse), which caused Daniela to try going for Miranda to help her sister, and that caused Bela to finally snap into action to save her family. it... did not end well
I LOVE PROTECTIVE LUNATIC SO MUCH!!! my poor baby just wants to be loved and appreciated and they're finally realizing that Reader could be the one to give that to them. they're my favorite traumatized siblings and i love them so much <33
AAAA BUT THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR THOUGHTS!!! i've been mentally exhausted lately so i understand being burnt out, and i want you to take care of yourself >:/ take breaks where it's needed and worry about yourself first!! or else!!!!
i appreciate you so much and it has been an honor to read your analyses and see the wonderful art you've created <333333
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caelumsnuff · 2 years ago
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(Hi it's darlin getting a prosthetic anon again!)
Absolutely obsessed with your takes on this arc i'm so glad it isn't just me who was really underwhelmed- also definitely agree that that was not a slow burn at all
If i'd had my way they wouldn't have exchanged feelings confessions until after inversion at the very least, but after their first few videos i was kind of envisioning them not getting together until after quinn? after either of those events maybe like a tropey but cute "holy shit i thought you were going to die and i'm realizing i don't want to lose you" moment... like they were billed as these very untrusting and guarded characters who have absolutely not handled their lingering traumas but then they were together like 5 audios later and what i really wanted was for them to be like vigilante investigating quinn together except they both suck at teamwork so it's like a rocky start bumping against each other melting into grudging respect becoming a genuine friendship and then blossoming into something more
Idk they are my favorite characters on the channel but i think at this point that's more due to their potential and the story I'm creating for them in my head than anything else
Congrats on being the first anon of mine with a nickname! dis you now ->🦿 !!!
Im glad you're enjoying my takes! I have so so so many opinions about everything all the time always, so stick around! <3
Like i said, yeah their relationship could have gone a lot differently.... would have been nice tbh
I also am so in love with characters for everything they could be. They're my blorbos from my audios and im rotating them up there like theyre in a microwave.
Thanks for the ask! <3
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mylittlesyn · 2 years ago
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Hi Syn, congrats on 1k that's awesome!!! Your event looks so cute I would love to join!
My pronouns are she/her and they/them. As for fandoms could I request jjk, csm and Uramichi Oniisan please? I'm fine with either gender.
My big three are Scorpio Sun, Pisces Moon and Libra Rising.
I'm pretty quiet at first around new people but once I break out of my shell I'm more talkative and chaotic. In a big group of people, I observe and see where I fit/find my place if that makes sense. I love listening to all different kinds of music but have been listening to a lot of rock recently.
I'm very caring and analytical. I love telling my friends how much they mean to me and I love making playlists and pinterest boards for me and my friends. My motto in life is that there's so much anger and sadness so I like to be kind in spite of all of it.My favorite films are Braid (2018), The Boy The Mole The Fox and The Horse, and Treasure Planet.
I also get really shy/intimidated by really pretty people and end up getting flustered. There was one time when I had practiced saying I wanted a molten chocolate cake in my head, looked up at the waiter and completely forgot what I was going to say because he was so handsome. He noticed and smiled at me.
My favorite hobbies are listening to music, writing, and hanging out with my friends. My dream is to move to LA and become a screenwriter. I like listening to music and have so many Spotify playlists.
A wonderful day for me would consist of walking around, going to bookstores or aquariums as well as thrifting. I would just like to walk around, take pictures and learn more about each other as well as pick out a book or outfit from the thrift store and we have to wear them for the duration of the date.
My favorite relationship trope is slow burn as well as friends to lovers.
I'm a sub and my kinks are praise, marking/biting, spanking, bondage, corruption, overstimulation and orgasm delay/denial.
I don't have any potential triggers.
If this doesn't spark anything please feel free to ignore and congrats again!!!
Your matchup is:
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Kumotani!
I'm thinking that your Kumotani's younger brother's BFF (i started reading the manga at one point and he comes to live in Tokyo with Kumotani).
You come to visit and spend time with him to see Tokyo! I think he'd be quiet at first, moreso just observing you to see how you interact and get to know you.
You'd probably get a little flustered when he's around which he finds cute, but also tries to give you some space so you're not overwhelmed by him.
I think it might take a few visits, but eventually you're around him enough that you can start to be yourself around him and that's when he gets smitten (ironically probably around the time you'd start to think he's just not that into you).
You two would probably watch a lot of movies together, and you might tease him about his taste in movies (THEYRE SO WEIRD BUT HE SWEARS THEYRE GOOD).
Kumotani would love to take you out on an Aquarium date! He loves fishing and I'd imagine watching the fish would be very relaxing for you both.
I think he'd go for your thriftstore date idea too, but you might need to help him pick out an outfit. Maybe you can convince him to have an outing where
Now for the spice!
He gives me quiet daddy dom vibes. Nothing too aggressive, but I think he'd be willing to do the special occasion of something a little more aggressive if that's what you'd like. I can see something light like spanking, especially if it's for punishment.
I can see him giving praise, but he's not extremely vocal. I can see short deep growling praises in your ear.
I can certainly see him enjoying corrupting you, I mean who better than to corrupt than his younger brother's best friend?
What a nice way to corrupt you, tying you up, overstimulating you until you're a crying babbling mess... He thinks you look pretty like that.
I also think he's a bit of an enigma... I believe he might not like too much PDA, but he'd be into public things. Let me explain, I don't think he'd enjoy kissing too much in public, not always wanting to hold hands... He's a pretty private person. Yet at the same time I think he'd reach his hand for you under the table if you catch my drift.
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the-s1lly-corner · 1 year ago
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hi! Hooe ur having a good day so far ;)
if its not a big thing to ask, could you do the TADC crew with a s/o who has a really big sweet tooth? Like they dont need to eat, but anytime something slightly sweet is presented they always eat it no matter what? Thank you!
TADC cast x a reader w/ a sweet tooth!
yipee third request of the day! just got 13 more then im all caught up!! thinking about it more i might reopen requests day after tomorrow, if i finish all the current requests today!
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CAINE:
congrats! there isnt a better source of sugar in the digital world than from the tooth man himself; bro literally pulled a cake out of thin air youre set for life if you want to eat treats! i like to think he would make a mental note of what sweets are your favorite and for what reason; taste, texture, smell, stuff like that
i personally hc that since caine is an ai he cant really taste, at least not in the same way we can, so bonus idea, imagine describing what things taste like to him, ,i think thats cute
POMNI:
when you told pomni that you had a sweet tooth, she assumed that you had a normal sweet tooth; as in you simply liked having a little treat here and there. imagine her shock when caine promises sweets as a reward for completing an IHA and you end up going full ham trying to secure the reward. maybe its because your sweet tooth is that intense, or maybe you havent had many chances to indulge since entering the digital world... whatever it may be, i think pomni would give you her candies and treats; she seems like a more bitter flavor enjoyer
RAGATHA:
writing her part first because i just got struck with an idea but imagine the two of you baking something together; bonus you keep trying to eat the stuff before its fully done (ex. you keep eating some of the frosting before it can be put on a cupcake or something). she playfully swats your hand when you try to snag more of whatever you're baking together. gives an apologetic look; would the treat not be better when its complete? come on reader, practice patience!
thats another idea for a real world au thing with ragatha, you two running a little baking business; i think that would be cute
JAX:
you guys fist fight over a bag of sour patch kids sorry i dont make the rules. i hc that jax has a huge sweet tooth, especially for sour candies. so uh, if you like sour candies youre going to have to make a stash... but considering jax has keys to some peoples rooms, you might wanna be smart about it... will share his candy with you if youre feeling extra bad one day, though
KINGER:
sweets, a loving partner, and a cozy pillow fort. does it get more comforting than that? okay maybe it can, if you pair a cup of hot coco with your cinnamon roll, but hey! side note, we see kinger sitting at the table at the end of the pilot... with food... so like.. how does he eat? does it just clip through his face? did he only get food to be polite? now i have a few questions... i dont think kinger would be a huge sweet fan; not really craving sugar that often... i think he would be a spice lover, though, this man would love himself a spice cake me thinks
ZOOBLE:
also not a particularly huge sweet fan, but i think similar to jax they would love sour candies. unlike jax, though, they wont go snooping around for your stash, though! probably snags stuff from the common areas if caine has like a communal candy store in the circus, or if not... stares at jax. you WILL hear from them if you leave your candy wrappers around though!
GANGLE:
speaking of candy wrappers, i think gangle would keep them! gives them a use; depending on what kind of material they are or like... if theyre foldable (think like a gum wrapper) she makes little pieces of origami for you! hearts, frogs, flowers, things like that! sometimes gets you some candy so she can get the wrappers. also likes how the crinkling feels n sounds!
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faetarou · 3 years ago
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𝐅𝐀𝐄'𝐒 𝟕𝟎𝟎 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓 !!
order. omg congrats on 700!!! YAYYY for your event i'm going with kenma + trolley [ anon ]
from fae. YAYYYYY i love your energy !! tysm anon and this one was so cute :((( also sorry i have no idea how twitch works lmao
thank you for ordering, here you go !!
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"we look like literal children."
"and?" kenma raised an eyebrow at y/n's deadpan comment, tilting his head back. they caved visibly. "we're doing it anyway. think of the children, babe!"
"you're right," they sighed, giving their boyfriend a pat on the head. "this stream is another charity one, right?"
kenma nodded, fiddling with his phone and silently asking through an eyebrow raise whether they were ready. when they nodded, he started the livestream and gave one of his signature smirks that had just enough hints of kindness.
"hi guys!" they both chorused, waving as the watcher count began to rapidly rocket as it always did.
kenma took over quickly, adjusting himself to sit more comfortably. "kodzuken here; today's stream is a charity stream for the wonderful kids in the tokyo metropolitan hospital, so uh ... please donate if you can. as for what we're doing today, well ..."
y/n sighed in exasperation, spotting the comments they knew would be there within ten seconds.
kenmaxyn: wait what the fuck is ken in a shopping trolley ????
kodzukennn: LMAOOO Y/N IS PUHSING KODZUKEN AROUND IN A SHOPPIGN TROLLEY IM 😭
"yes," y/n said, unable to stop a slight giggle from escaping them. "i'm pushing kenma around in a trolley, and we're going shopping to bake a cake!"
"let's go, babe," he smirked, setting the phone on his knees and laughing a little as they began to push the trolley. "what flavour should we make?"
shinzouwosasageyo: OMFG CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE I BEGGGGG
gamergay: isn't ken's fave flavour vanilla lmao
kkkenma: damn theyre so cute together look how much fun kenmas having around yn its so cute damn
y/n grinned widely at the third comment. "aww, thanks guys! well, we'll have a vote, and then we'll pick what you guys want, okay? all for the kids, right?"
because of the angle of the trolley, they couldn't see the soft look that kenma directed them. they were so beautiful to him. however ... the chat noticed. and kenmaxyn was trending the next morning – right alongside news articles about the records of money they'd raised.
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࿐ 𝐟𝐚𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐭, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 !!
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ennoshawty · 3 years ago
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HQ CAPTAINS AS THINGS
i was bored and felt like doing a crackfic thing but i didn’t have any solid themes or good ideas
SO I PRESENT TO YOU - THE CAPTAINS. AS THINGS. IDK HOW TO WORD THIS BUT YOU’LL SEE AS WE GO ALONG.
warnings: VERY LONG, slandering a crybaby oikawa (lovingly), mentions f!reader, shitposting, mentions of violence in kita's, (a bit) yandere!kita, cursing, unedited, me being an idiot
officer!daichi
we are: vigilante/troublemaker
loving the enemies-to-lovers trope so much
nah bro you ain’t full criminal (bc my preppy ass could never) you just do the small vandalism things y’know like drawing peepees on government buildings and knocking over bins
u literally confessed to him by spraypainting the entire billboard by his workplace “I LIKE YOU” like way to go girl
He didn’t appreciate the creative graffiti but he rlly likes u so all u had to do was clean it and then next thing u know yall are out on a cute cafe date
but let’s talk about before yall got together
he’d CHASE u thru alleyways when he’d catch you writing “police sux” on the fuckin wall
bro is NOT AT ALL afraid to jump onto the roofs it’s FRIGHTENING to see this huge ass police officer storm after u
HES SO FAST HOT DAMN WOMAN HOW DO U GET AWAY FROM HIM??? USAIN BOLT WHOMST???
you’d almost always get away by a hair - he’s SO SO close
and it frustrates him but excites u oooooo arrest me shawty
and this would continue for a while
but yall have such fun fun banter - you’d tease him and he’d say something back and you’d bolt and he’d chase
some days he’d catch you. but in those times u slip away somehow
he’s having so much fun and doesn’t even know it
and then at one point he doesn’t even care about bringing u to justice anymore. he knows it’s bad for business and it’s unprofessional but he’s so attracted to u
he doesn’t even know it. HES IN DENIAL!!! his mind: “oh i’m just asking about her so that i know her motives” bruh no u just asked about our fav pastry this aint about crime anymore
and when he finally gets it,,,DINGDINGDINGDING SOUND THE ALARMS !!! MAN IS WHIPPED!! he’s more shy around u awww,,,doesn’t even want to chase u anymore but he will still engage in banter w u.
yall get a little peace treaty in the lil crush stage - you both are kinda aware of ur feelings towards each other but don't really wanna mess it up and jeopardize whatever's going on like bros PLEASE JUST KISS ITS INFURIATING
it’s more of a competition to see who will break the other first (and you lost he’s too hot)
he lets u joyride his cop car in an empty parking lot <3 he is the one <3 this is true love
u gotta marry him right now bro no excuses
u are no longer on the crime side of the law,,,u support him and only him fuck the rest of the cops (i’m jk of course...or am i)
u are his badass sidekick <3 unofficially of course until he marries u
u help him with the small things like helping lost children find their parents and helping old ladies cross the street
but you want to do the FUN stuff - chasing thieves and arresting drunkards.
unfortunately, he loves u too much to put u in danger so he keeps u from doing the dangerous things
after some protesting later, he trusts u to take care of urself. and now yall have a competition just like old times - whoever catches the most baddies at the end of the month wins (he WILL scold u if ur too reckless though)
THE TWO OF U ARE JUST GOOD COP BAD COP UHAHAHAHAHAHA
but it’s much more complicated than that - it’s either ur the laidback one and he’s the strict one or ur the fiery one and he’s the person like “calm down”
PLEASE HE HATES BRINGING U TO INTERROGATIONS he’s trying to be serious but you keep making him laugh istg he has to kick u out each time
u still make him laugh when u pout-glare at him thru the glass
bro says he’s not the stereotypical cop but the moment u surprise him with donuts and coffee in the morning he will make out w u right then and there
even though yall dating he still won’t let u play with his equipment
but sometimes u grab his walkie talkie when he’s not looking and prank call the others
and his coworkers know by now they’re like “oh it’s daichis gf” and go along with it HAHAHAHA “this is alpha 1, daichi just contracted ligma, over.” “roger, but what’s ligma? over.” “*inhale* LIGMA-” *daichi takes the walkie talkie back*
his coworkers are chill lmaoooo they love u two as a couple THEY ARE VERY SUPPORTIVE they planned a surprise anniversary party of when u joined the force (unofficially)
the juniors tanaka and noya are jelly ooooo but they respect their captain <3
u loooooove hanging out w the starry-eyed new recruit hinata and he’s bouncing around asking u personal questions “how did you date the commander!!! what’s he like as a bf??” he also accidentally exposes how much daichi talks about u in the office before he drags him away and murders him off camera
he does get u a walkie talkie that’s just connected to his line, tho. for emergencies. it’s ur second phone basically that only has his number in it
daichi LOVES it when u massage him after he’s had a long day but his shoulders are stiff as a statue,,,he’s also super stronk and can carry u anywhere <333
IMAGINE HE HAS A POLICE DOG - he doesn’t, but he’ll get one of his buddies to bring u a k9 unit so u can pet it and when he sees how happy u are he considers getting one PLSSS IT WOULD FIT HIM HELPPP
bro is VERY strict on safety. bulletproof glass in yalls house. alarms + cameras everywhere. trackers on every device. underground bunker. (just kidding lol)
daichi teaches u self-defense and gets u a bejeweled taser for ur bday <333 MARRY THIS MAN RIGHT NOW OR I’LL-
in other words i love daichi and he is husband material WIFE ME UP BUDDY
househusband!oikawa
we are: girlboss sugar mommy
somehow you tamed this bish to becoming your obedient malewife
and by obedient i mean whiny but compliant
IS MORE ATTACHED TO YOUR BLACK CARD THAN TO YOU. I SAID IT. THE TRUTH.
sure, he’s pretty and gives affection sometimes but the only time he’s bein cute and snuggly w u is when a new fendi purse came out and he wants it
his specialty is cooking but he’s so lazy he’s all “just get the maid to do it”
please give ur workers a raise he’s so demanding
when you take him to ur business parties hes ALWAYS bragging about you and ur large house with this and that and his favorite: indoor hot tub. he always brings up the indoor hot tub.
only reason you bring him is cuz he’s pretty and he whines when you leave him alone for too long
yall cant even stay for too long - he’ll practically drag u out of the building and whining that it’s too hot and his suit is too stuffy and to call a limo
he’s not afraid to embarrass u if u dont give him what he wants and he will spit out food at a formal dinner if its not to his liking
probably in competition w househusbands! makki and mattsun about who gets the best house so he’s constantly begging u for an extension to the house “please babe!!! makki has-” “no.”
8/10 times throws tantrums in public and 1465/10 times throws tantrums in the house
he wants to cry for the sake of crying. one time he lost his shirt and he wouldn’t stop bawling for 15 min
please find him a hobby
crybaby . the moment u give him the glare of death it’s over. but he’s got a cute crying face which makes up for his annoying whimpering
like he made the mistake of throwing a temper tantrum in the mall only for you to glare at him with a look that said “we’re discussing this when we get home and you’re gonna get your ass beat” and walk away. immediately stopped what he was doing and he was running after u, sniffling and mumbling apologies
please humble him and have him sleep outside. the couch is too luxurious to banish him to. he made sure of it himself. it’s reclining and has charging ports. he will not learn his lesson that way
does NOT want you to get a pet or a kid or even another sugar baby/househusband - he wants to be the center of ur attention
speaking of which he HATES it when you work for too long or work overseas. when u come back he’ll pout at u and give u the petty silent treatment
don’t bother trying to comfort him he thrives off of it and he’ll keep going so u can keep paying attention to him. if u just ignore him back he’ll come crawling back to u. “WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU?? DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME ANYMORE???”
one time yall got into a fight and he was all like “since ur being a rude mommy i’ll just find someone else !!!” inside u were like “oh god finally” but instead u said “okay”
ohmygod he panicked. he was rlly expecting for u to fight for him,,, but he doesn’t want to admit defeat first so he tries to go thru with it but you literally dont care. even when he has his chanel luggage packed and he’s standing by the door ur just like “ok bye bitch”
So he’s trying to stand by the door and wait for u to say that ur joking. ur not.
“fine! I’m leaving now!” “okay.” “...*sniffles*” “tooru, go.” “WAAAAH NO IM SORRY I DONT WANT TO-”
u knew this was going to happen sadly. u even hid the keys to all of the sports cars u own just in case he was actually going to go thru with it
tries to get in the gossip circle with the neighborhood trophy wives but they don’t think he’s cool enough. they like u though. they think ur hot asf and oikawa doesn’t like them no more bc theyre hitting on his ATM. but thanks to that u know all the gossip and shit even though u don’t ask for it
Every time u pass by a store where he thinks he wants something he’ll just cling to u and give the puppy dog eyes. like it could be out of nowhere and u see it and you’re like “where. which store.”
bro once he went luxury he never went back. he wouldn’t EVER step foot into a grocery store ever again congrats he’s been bimbo-ified
beat him with ur gucci belt pls it’s so funny
also please please PLEASE discipline him. tell him it’s NOT okay to just randomly purchase the entire swarovski store or to throw a party at ur house just bc he’s feeling petty about u being at work for too long. ofc he’ll bitch about it but you need to be firm
but don’t worry,,,he’ll get the idea when u take away black card privileges and slap him around (lovingly)
now he has to ask permission like a good boy. he’ll kneel and hug u and give a lil pout and whine
you got a bigass man child i’m sorry maam u should’ve picked tobio or ushi
ceo!kuroo
we are: secretary
bruh keeps it mostly professional during work hours
but that all gets shedded off like a snake when we on break
one minute he’s all “get these papers done by today or i swear on all that is holy i will destroy you” and then later he’s all “hey sweetheart wanna grab a cup of coffee”
flirty flirty FLIRTY FLIRTY AAAAA HES A MENACE
but you’re less than impressed bc y’know when the time clocks out and its time to go back to work he’s ruthless once more
HUMBLE HIM FOOL only when you’re on break though
will NOT stand for anyone else in the workplace bullyin u - NO WAY. only HIM
he’s got TONS and TONS of dirt on everyone in the office - NO ONE is safe so they wouldn’t even dare
RIP janet from accounting
that dumb bitch made the mistake of insulting u to ur face and in front of him. never heard from her again
it’s not even limited to the other employees - he’s not afraid to go off on a potential business partner if they dared disrespect you
bruh tries to call u on ur off days for the most randomest shit and to get ur attention
*picks up phone* “sir?” “ah! my favorite secretary ever! listen, i need you to grab my pens from my desk at the office and bring them to my place.” “...with all due respect, it’s 2 am, sir.”
but u have to comply with his ridiculous demands cuz he’s the bank
and he depends on u completely. as much as he hates to admit it - u have his schedules, itinerary, provide coffee, performance rates, stock info, you name it.
once u were out sick and he had the worst management - he’s not used to working without you
def tries to get some of ur workload off of u bc he’s worried that the stress of working for him made u sick + he doesn’t want to go thru scheduling again
prolly gets bored in meeting rooms and sends u little smirks and wiggles his eyebrows and weird looks while he’s sitting and ur standing in the corner like bruh pay attention
maybe sometimes he’s secretly makin fun of the presenter and doodling on his spare sticky note something funny to make u crack a smile
he’ll tease u for it of course “oh, secretary! you should be paying more attention! what would you do if this was important?” bruh i can multitask now keep airdropping me ur selfies i’m saving all of them (news flash: u dont save his dumbass selfies otherwise his ego will inflate too much)
sometimes likes to pull u aside from work to hug u - you say it’s highly unprofessional but he says it’s his stress reliever
you ALMOST got caught by one of the newbies and he was kabedon-ing you
he tries to play it off (since u were embarrassed too) but u know better,,,DO NOT LET HIM FORGET ABOUT IT he turns red and embarrassed every single time USE THIS TO UR ADVANTAGE !!
never goes into an elevator without you bruh is so attached to u n holds the doors open for you
but you have to open normal doors for him if he doesn’t know how it works (hint: manual doors. “why isn’t it opening on its own?” “sir, there’s a handle.” “but?? what does it do??”)
bruh acts like a dumbass sometimes so you can baby him :/// wtf man just because you’re rich doesn’t mean i’ll- ...wait...how much did you say…? that many zeros? HAND ME THAT FORK YES I’LL FEED YOU COME HERE- HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE BITCH
brings u to overseas trips and he spoils u too
no matter how much you insist that you’re ok he gives u a lot of luxurious items. “think of it as a bonus from me.” NOW YOU JUST HAVE A COLLECTION OF NICE SHOES/BAGS/JEWELRY AND HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU WEAR THEM TO WORK IT MAKES HIM SO HAPPY UGHHHHH
BRUH just a sugar daddy at this point “you have to look presentable for the next focus group so here’s a nice rolex watch” “sir, i don’t need-” “ah ah ah - it’s my treat.”
it’s pointless to refuse him but he still teases u for it like what???? “if i didn’t know any better, secretary, i’d say you’re just doing it for my money and not my fabulous looks and personality.” “exactly.” “hey!”
yall go for drinking parties a lot. whether with the whole branch or just the two of u
KARAOKE W KUROO AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK <333 becomes a ritual between the two of u
he’s so silly when he’s drunk lmfaoooo goofy ass mf
but that’s only when it’s the two of u. he controls his alcohol around others and his uncool side is only for u <3
also ur the only one he trusts to take him back to his place and handle him
it’s the other way around too - when u drink a lot he looks after you <333
you have a higher tolerance than him and sometimes u have competitions between the two of u on who can drink more but then yall always end up shitfaced
HES the one who has a crush on you
you know the drill - gaslight gatekeep girlboss
he’ll do anything for u but wouldn’t ever admit it he simp
offers u the keys to his estate and offers for you to LIVE with him
bruh just marry me already ok WAIT WE’RE NOT EVEN DATING YOU NEED TO WORK ON THAT SIR-
he’s so awkward tryna confess to u,,,he may be this big hotshot ceo but he’s acting like a schoolgirl in love
probably prints u a confession when he asks u to go to the fax machine lmfao what a nerd
in other words ceo!kuroo is a nerd and you need to top him immediately get that bank
dog hybrid!bokuto
we are: owner
Husky-malamute breed!!! BEEG DOGGIE VERY HAPPY N DROOLY <333
OVERLY HYPER. JUMPS ON ANYONE AND U AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT
he’s well trained i swear but the moment he sees something of interest then i’m sorry you just lost him
please if a robber came in he wouldn’t even attack them he’d just tackle them w hugs
he loves loves loves snuggles <333 u busy? nope!!! hug time!!! cooking something?? oo lemme see!!! whoops look at all those tomatos on the ground. u got a deadline coming up and u really need to focus?? CUDDLE TIIIIIIME- w-wait - huh?? why are u shoving me off?? do you - do you not - huh?!?! WHY ARE YOU LOCKING ME OUT OF THE ROOM?? NO!!!! I LOVE YOU!!! IDK WHAT EXAMS ARE BUT I WANT CUDDLES!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????!!!
the WORST things u could ever do to him is leave him and call him a bad boy
HE CRIES ON THE SPOT </3 HOW COULD YOU </3
soso bummed when u go out of the house without him </333 waits by the door patiently waiting for u to come back </333 sob sob
the moment he hears the door unlock he LEAPS and his tail is wagging like CRAZY
he is SO STRONG. almost always knocks u over whenever he jumps on u
destroys EVERY toy u bring him. u leave him for 5 seconds and there’s stuffing all over the floor and whatever u brought him is nonexistent
tugs on the leash when u walk so much that it SNAPS
loves romping w the other dogs in the dog park but he needs to tone down on his friendliness he almost killed a lil orange chihuahua
gets distracted by EVERYTHING. ooh, squirrel! oo, butterfly! OOO HUMAN CHILD!! MUST EAT!!!
ok while he might be friendly, he still gets super super jealous. you both were outside and u were petting the neighborhood black cat and bruh almost swallowed his head
which u thought was weird bc the two are normally friends and are pretty nice around each other
so now he’s more feisty around him and any other cat that’d get ur attention
If it was a person, then that’s another thing. He’d be very friendly at first but then slowly realize that ur attention is more directed on them than him. then he’d go ballistic
but when u scold him for practically assaulting the poor dude and call him a bad boy,,,he’s lost it
u have to lock him in the other room and he’s crying and whimpering, scratching at the door. all he wanted to do was protect u from that bad bad man who took away his owner’s attention !!!
def snarls at the dude next time he comes into ur house/apartment...dude never came back
“GRRR” “AAAA GET UR FRIGGIN DOG B-” “he don bite” YES IT DO GET UR-”
doggie bokuto rlly tries to be slick...it doesn’t work. like he tries to do that thing when he’s a total demon towards the guy but then act like an angel around u but it doesnt work bc he’s not smooth
doggie intelligence: 2 IQ. one time u got him a puzzle box and hid a treat in it but bruh couldnt figure it out just straight up monched the entire puzzle simply bc he smelled his fav bbq treat in it
speaking of intelligence - he only knows how to say a few words like ur name and incomplete sentences. speaks in barks and whines and sometimes a word
SO BIG THAT HE GRABS FOOD FROM THE TABLE WHEN YOU’RE NOT LOOKING
u had some delicious beef steak? oh dear, where did it go? there’s ur puppy kou with steak sauce all over his lips
big fan of hiking trips, sports, literally anything that involves going out
he LOVES getting dirty outside playing. boi cant control himself from rolling around in the mud
hates baths at first but then he likes how u spray the water on him and giggles awww he likes bath time now
we all know he’s not the brightest pup of the pack but,,,he’s somehow psychic. he knows when ur taking him to the vet
HE THROWS A BIG FUSS ALL THE TIME - sometimes he tries to hide but his huge tail under the couch gives it away
and he knows when ur thinking of taking him on a walk. he also begs u to take him outside by settling his head in ur lap and pouting until u give him what he wants
he likes the big ol doggie sweaters/pjs u buy him...but he always ruins them. no matter how much u buy him, they’re all ruined. he complains how scratchy it is and it feels weird on him
knows LOTS of tricks but if u teach him more than what he already knows he will forget one of them he’s like a damn pokemon
he feels ur emotions :((( if ur mood is down his tail droops :(( and he gives u cuddles and tries to make u feel better
he even likes to make a fool out of himself and be silly if it makes u laugh :((( he’s so precious
in other words i love doggy bokuto
pirate!ushijima
we are: kidnapped
ah yes we’re are captives of the most fearsome pirates of the seas: shiratorizawa
just so you know, tendou was the instigator. he was all “let’s kidnap a noble’s kid and get the ransom money!” (whether you actually are a noble or not is up to you)
thing is, nobody’s willing to pay (if you aren’t a noble) or the pirates really pissed off the folks in charge and are now doing a manhunt
so yeah you aren’t going back anytime soon
but he’s a pretty good sport about it - very hospitable
he notices the little things u like and gets them for u <333 sighs <333
he saw you reading that book? wow look at that, there’s suddenly a stack of them and the same genre he saw you reading
but you definitely shouldn’t test him. he’s SUPER scary when it comes down to it
you saw how ruthless he was with the rogues that had dared to challenge him on sea
mf made them walk the plank
you help on the ship bc u wanna be useful and also shirabu keeps being mean
he asks u to teach the crew how to read cuz theyre dumb as shit and only know water and treasure
speaking of treasure - when he leaves u on the ship to explore a cave, he gets u really pretty jewelry <33 anything u ask for
“oh, welcome back captain. how was your mission?” “i brought back a few trinkets i thought you might like.” *reveals whole chest of priceless gems* “are they to your liking? if not, we can set sail for something else that might interest you.” “I-”
bruh got a pet eagle - u ask the crew and they dont even know how tf it happened
hell, even he doesn’t know how it happened wtf. “oh. one day it flew down to me and i fed it. that’s all.” wtf
equivalent to diluc’s bird - he didn’t even give it a name so he gives u the honors
U name him rigatoni (you got a great naming sense btw)
oh my god oh my god oh my god HE TRIES TO PROTECT U WHEN PPL WERE TRYNA INVADE THE SHIP
it was the first thing he did no cap - burst into ur room and scoops u up <33333
“what the-” “we need to get you to safety. we are under attack.” and holds u close to his chest AAAHSIDHFPSDHFN OH MY LORD YES
HAS THE TEAM GIVE U SELF DEFENSE LESSONS AFTER THAT
tendou tries to give u a sword but ushi says no “she could hurt herself.”
“but ushiwaka! we can teach her not to hurt herself” “...it’s my orders.” “c’mon, be more honest, ushiwaka! what’s the real reason?”
he goes quiet then looks at u “...i’ll always be there to help. she’ll have me.” AOISHSDHFSNDF
HELPPPPP SIOJFDSKFJP HES SO CHARMING AND HE DOESNT EVEN TRY
but the rest of the crew are like “then what’s the point”
but tendou sneaks u a dagger just to be safe
sorry ur apart of the crew now - but they’re like a family even if they did kidnap u
oh whatever your life before wasn’t as cool as this (no offense)
they are given orders to protect u at all costs
speaking of which - ushi isn’t all that great w guns
almost blew his own head off tryna figure out how it works before reon snatched it from him
he brings you with him to towns and cities and he likes taking u to the markets to get you stuff
ushijima tell me your love language is gift-giving without telling me your love language is gift-giving-
he finds out you’re pretty good at bargaining and brings you onshore a lot more
is mesmerized at how you absolutely BERATE the merchant who was tryna rip you off like sis where is this violence coming from??? he loves it??
he also likes to stop by some pretty islands and imagines just settling down in such a nice place w you <333 SIGHS <333 VERY <333 LOUDLY <333
no matter how much he likes you...he will NOT let you drive the boat under any circumstances </3 its his livelihood c’mon man
whenever you have to stay on the ship while he’s away he sends rigatoni to give messages and the two of u talk thru messages
speaking of which rigatoni is fierce and can definitely sink his talons and his sharp beak into any bastard that dares get near you while the captain is away
wakatoshi “swimming is for pussies” ushijima - he’s water resistant
bruh so powerful he walks on water
second coming of christ who
IM JUST KIDDING he does swim but we hardly ever see it
legends say (tendou says) he looks rlly awkward doing it and only knows how to doggie paddle
speaking of our homeboy tendou - he loooves spooking the team (and especially you) with scary stories . don’t worry tho - this is all a ploy to get the beeg pirate husband to comfort u at night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) he is ur wingman u can count on him. but his suggestions are ridiculous
“Jump off the deck and see if he’ll catch you!” um excuse me- THOU SHALT NOT PUT BIG HUSBAND TO THE TEST
he’s got good intentions...i think…
but everyone literally knows he would dive after you
in other words pirate!ushijima is a softie at heart but goddamn he probably secretly has a pet shark so dont test him or u goin overboard
mafia leader!kita
we are: associate from different group/family
kita highly respects u and yall have been acquainted since u were young with the alliance of ur families
so in a way ur childhood friends but yall do have lil bit of friendly rivalry a bit
arranged marriage whuuuutttt...yeah thats what happened but u love him <3
nobody else knows about ur arranged marriage but you two
POLITE GENTLEMAN <333 !!! HNNNNNNNN his granny raised him right even tho he’s a mafia leader
RICH BOY RICH BOY RICH BOY- ALWAYS DRESSES DASHINGLY AND SMELLS GREAT MMMMMM
he owns the majority of the underground casinos
and has lots of connections with others. countless, might i add.
you on the other hand specialize as an arms dealer so he cherishes your services the most
prob has the traditional tattoos allllll over his back and shoulders w like a dragon or sm and def a fox or kitsune
when u two were little he asked ur favorite flower and GOT THAT TATTOOED ON HIS BACK <3 probably secretly has your initials hidden in there somewhere
u both have a silent understanding of each other and he talks to u more than he does anyone
before he used to smoke but once he figured out that you didn’t like the smell of cigarettes he quit just like that
his underlings, the miya twins are so confused on how kita switches from totally brutal and ruthless to so soft around u
they can’t tease him for it, though, cuz he’d pulverize them
but they want to know more about u,,,you mysterious enigma,,,but kita would kill them if they dared asked about you
so they go to inarizaki’s most secretive informant/cyber mercenary, suna rintarou
and suna knows all about you. he saw you one time and he was curious about who you were and is now rlly scared of you because he dug too deep and you’ve got LOTS of history
he doesn’t dare tell the twins what he found no matter how much they bug him
until they bribe him at just the right price
and when aran finds out and tells kita?? ohhh boy it’s lights out for all three of them
oh my god ,,, would kill for u he loves u so much
one time you were kidnapped and held hostage
bro saw red
MAFIA ANNIHILATION SPEEDRUN ANY % NO GLITCH
he got world record time
wiped out the entire conglomerate behind it - nothing and nobody left behind after that
and of course, made sure you were safe.
yandere? ofc not...i mean...just look at him...so innocent...he would never...sharpening that knife...with splattered blood all over him...
is now joined at the hip with u,,,no matter how much you tell him you’ll be fine now and that you have tons of reliable bodyguards he won’t let it go
“don’t you have to go back to your place?” “this is my duty as both a fellow associate and your future husband.” aww,,,ur so sweet...but BRUH PLEASE GO HOME ARAN IS DOING EVERYTHING OVER THERE
makes sure to build a headquarters DIRECTLY NEXT TO YOURS so that its faster
and it’s not long until he just signs a deal to merge ur factions together (since yall getting married anyways)
and oh my god...ur underground wedding is SO SO PRETTY
absolutely DOESN’T care if he’s smuggling jewels from different countries - he’s having your ring CUSTOM MADE and the way you want it. “the diamond is too small? sure thing, darling, i’ll have it 7 times that size.”
makes sure everything is perfect in ur wedding <333 its very extravagant and even though its not really his style he’ll do anything for you
he absolutely WOULD take your last name if you wanted. FIGHT ME ON THIS
takes you to his private island for ur honeymoon so that the two of you don’t have to worry about work
meanwhile aran is scrambling around the place trying to cover for the both of you
he’s a VERY romantic husband - NEVER takes off his ring even for security. he says its practically a part of him just like you are <3
the ring has a built in tracker connected to an app. possessive? noooo...
in other words this escalated pretty quickly but i aint complaining if it gets me married to kita
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--EXTRA EXTRA!! other characters’ roles!!--
officer!daichi:
karasuno squadron consists of:
cops: daichi (duh), asahi (mostly patrol, he hates confrontation), tanaka & noya (mostly accompanied by ennoshita), hinata & kageyama
investigators/detectives: sugawara, ennoshita, yamaguchi, tsukishima, kiyoko, yachi
surveillance: narita, kinoshita, tsukishima too
househusband!oikawa:
makki and mattsun are also househusbands
iwaizumi is a malewife fhasodjkasdhf-
ceo!kuroo:
lev is the newbie that walked in on u two-
janet still a bitch
kenma is his fellow ceo buddy. he also owns a multimillion dollar company and kuroo’s and his have a sort-of contract so you see him a lot in meetings
yaku is like one of the top performing managers so whenever yall have branch meetings he’s there
dog hybrid!bokuto:
kuroo is the black neighborhood cat bokuto almost murdered cough cough i did that on purpose yes i did
kenma is also another neighborhood cat. you don’t see him around that often but now that bokuto got jealous he stays far away.
hinata is the orange chihuahua i briefly mentioned
i couldn’t decide whether akaashi would stay human and be his previous owner or also be a cat/dog/owl. so lets say he’s ur human friend that is your bestie and comes over a lot. bokuto likes him, though. still gets jealous a bit.
pirate!ushijima:
tendou is practically is right hand man
the rest of the team have something to give idk how to explain pirate team members okay-
BUT BUT BUT- they do have sea rivals which are the seijoh pirates. you ran into them one day and oikawa thought you were kidnapped (you were, but you liked it there) so he tried to do you justice and failed miserably. ushijima ragdolled him into the ocean when he flirted w you.
mafia!kita:
the twins are something akin to mercenaries basically. or just plain lackeys.
suna is an informant/cyber mercenary. he gathers information about ppl which is how he knew about you. and he’s a hacker lol.
aran is his second-in-command, omimi + ginjima are his bodyguards
a/n: im going to regret posting this
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givsmn · 2 years ago
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my live reaction to Thor: Love and Thunder
okay. so far. i am NOT lovin this. "im tired" dies THATS SAD I'M SAD NOW IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS
BIG SAD RN BIG BIG BIG SAD HES LYIN BESIDE HER GRAVE
yes i would say he's suffered severely but i would not recommend followin the eery whispers in the wind
ooh green, we like green
bro your daughter coulda surv- what'd you slice your palm on
Rapu? that you?
Gorr… babe you don't look so good- aw he's so cute when he smiles
RAPU FUCK YOU
$10 Gorr finna pick up that sword and dice Rapu
oh well he didn't pick up the sword, it presented to him
AW I WANNA FLOWER PERSON
ooh gold blood, pick that shit up
Steve T-T Tony T^T i hate that thing MOON MOON !!!
musics great tho
KORG, baby
omfg he baby
"fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good" lmfao
Fonda gave me whiplash fr
SHUt UP KORG JFC MY GODS
GROOT <3
DAD BOD, GOD BOD, SAD BOD I CANNAE KORG PLEASE
lmfao Quill did not ask for this
bro Stormbreaker grew roots?
… why is he witch ridin Storkbr- yk what, nvm
DIE SCUM
stfu Thor, you embarrass me sm
OMG the AESTHETIC ASDFGHJKL
GUNS N' ROSES BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
my heat is racin rn sm
THE SPLITS WHAT TTTTTT
lmfao omg the GOTG cannae
bro you broke their temple. it finna shatter ain't it
yep, yep, there it is. poor fellas
Jane Fonda, hello
istg if Darcy eats those w sticks ima flip
yikes, four. sorry bro
she didn't use the sticks!
hope Darcy notices myuh-myuh's gone
self experimentin, are we?
SELVIG <3
wait wait is she finna find Mjolnir and put it back together to give her health
VALKYRIE
i'd buy that spice, please
INFINTY CONEZ!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
wow, they're boomin, that's great
oh gods, more theater
ALAN GRANT?!?!!!!!
bitches, Odin did NOT stand up and no you won't, perish
glitter, glitter mfs
"Transform!" ????!?!?! LIKE POWER RANGERS!?!?!??!
oh gods, McCarthy
this whole thing gave me a stroke, i love it
Jane Fonda finna steal them stones, i get
YEP IT'S FONDA
oop, ominious weather and vibrations oohoohooh
they're levitating
GOD OF DISASTER? ? ? ?
who the fuck is screa- oh good gods
they jus didn't want the goats
NEBULA <3 hi babe
oh where Gamora?
WAIT MANTIS W A GUN!?
omg they can understand them i cannae please please
no that's not it, ima have a stroke
congrats, babe. how many spouses?
Sif's alive? bro i did not know that
he visibly and audibly deflated
inspirational speech, Quill <3 thanks
pft pft pft i'm chockin Let Go Thor Let Go
that's His ship bro, bro, bro
IM CHOKING IM HAVING A STROKE THOR MOVE
you frickincrazy axe
(GOATS SCREAMING)
barren ice wasteland
Falligar is adorable, wHY ARE THEY DEAD THEYRE ADORABLE
bro she's missin an arm
you're not in battle PFT OH SHIT
oh nu, not assgard god butcher
oop ominious figure in white, how sexy
sleepin children
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
reminds me of the angel of death in the Moses sto- NVM BIG ASS SPYDERS
VAKLYRIE ASDFGHJKL ON HER PEGASAUS BABEEEEEE IN PJS
oh smoll boys
lmfao blood splatter on the camera
METALLIC HUMMING OVERHEAD BABE
AHEHEHEHE DEMONIC GIGGLING
TESSA THOMPSON, MARRY ME POR FAVORA PALIHUG NA
???? he jus treated myuh-myuh like a mf dog jfc
vrooms past i bet HA got it
oh hello ms. FondaBRO THATS SO DAMN COOL IT SPLIT LIKE BUMBLEBEE DID OMFG OMG OMGOMG OMGOMGOMGOGMSOGJSPOFGJOPSFGJPSGJSPGOJSFPOJGPSFOGJSGJ
pft Thor please
it's ms. Fonda to you, childe
omfg the rollerskates thing i cannae please
halloween party??? bro no stop doin myuh-myuh like that
oh yea cryin durin comedy's ik that
Nick Furry.
poor babes
i feel liked that's not how legend-myth works but idk enough abt it to contend
panic attack?
oh you poor idiot
oh bro spoogies
Thor's so shiny tho
~then you know this is going to hurt~
oof raggity man
VALKYRIE <3 <3
blinker light eyeballs fr
bros goin for the children tho idk how they've been sleepin thru it all
THEYRE TAKIN THE CHILDREN
what in the fresh fuckery was that cage on legs
Eight years, seven months, and six days.
please stop bickering
Daryl
THEATER
Jodie Fonda.
bro you srsly tryna call myuh-myuh from her
OMFG STORMBREAKER
is this real? feels like a fever dream
slowly creeps in
STOP BETRAYIN STORMBREAKER YOU ASS
should Thor intervene? bc it might undermine her, idk how this stuff works
what's squeaking
pft
oh good lords
Valkyrie is exhausted
CAPE GROWS BACK?
Heimdall had a son?
AXL
hoi, respect his name
magic eyes
Thor~!
i like Axl sm
pft "oh my god. go away"
those children are finna start cryin, shut up Thor
JODIE FONDA WHY'D THAT COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH STOP IT
omnipotence city
QUETZALCOATL theyre mentioned in my fanfic
Zeus is not wise
goats
she's still an alcholic
myuh-myuh
Thor you're a chil- omg Stormbreaker
oh shit Jane.
geez what'd you go and do that for
Valkyrie <3 3 <3 <3
they're so damn cute
THEY BOOPED SWORD AND MYUH-MYUH
pft don't feed on the children please thanks
those goats make me wanna shoot myself in the foot
the city so pretty- what'd you go and wreck the lawn for babes
Jodie, Jodie, Jodie stop, stop, stop please
he has a boyfriend, it's Bruce
so cool
Valkyrie's so amused
he has feelings for Jodie Fonda
VALKYRIE YOU'RE GREAT
Axl <3 <3 <3
Gorr <3 <3 <3
Gorr, that's not how you bond w children, mate
pft she slaughtered the emotion gods
DRAGON OMG DRAGON ITS A DRGON
BAO??? I WANT BAO
hmmmm zeus
oh good gods how theatrical jfc
omg he copied zeus in every way
Thor's a nerd through and through, fanboy
tf accent is that
HA orgy
?? oh yea he's not that great
HA AGGRESSION the aggression confuses him
en masse.
did he finger gun shackles
oh here it comes
like, it's funny. but also, i'm imaginin that happenin to a woman and :[]
he's prolly gon be reinvited to the orgy
bro the bearded harp guy fainted
T-T his tats
A SHY COURGETTE!?!?!?!? A ZUCCHINI!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
pft disguise off
you tell him, babe
so, chill, baby cake
the theatrics!? "no"
Valkyrie's muscles i cannae please please please
omg Jodie Fonda's muscles i cannae please please please
his accent, it's givin me a stroke
"rush his bum"
lmao i love Fonda's excitement "hell yeah!" knocks off someone's head
JANE'S HAMMER STILL IS SO AWESOME
aw yisssss ms. Valkyrie, relish the goldblood spray
!? KORG nononononononnonono cmon fOR WHATOH DHIT HE CAUGHT IT oh gods the line
i feel like that wouldn't kill him tho
Kog Korg KORG!? omg baby, you're alive PFT mouth
omg that's such a pretty whi- wow, yea no i liove the screamin goats and GNR better
T^T marry me? please, Valkyrie
yO THOSE THINGS STARING INTO THE WINDOW BEFORE THEY FLEW OUT LOOKS LIKE CELESTIALS
screaming goats on rainbows w rock and roll in the bg is my new aesthetics
he's so good w kids, so sweet
"Team Kids in a Cage"
why's he keep messin w his no- ha
Korg loved it, noted
i thought you needed the necrosword to kill gods
omg Stormbreaker's jealous- THOR YOUR'RE BEIN DISLOYAL
i'm more invested in Thor x Stormbreaker then Thor x Jane
… he fed it beer… hE SCRATCHED THE UNDERCHIN WHAT
his lil thing when she turns around is the fattest mood i have ever witnessed
Korg music? pft omg that's cute
thanks Korg, you stripped her bare
yep, this is real, that fumbling lmao
oh the fear in her eyes
"bye"
he's good at comfortin, once he calms down a bit
Thor baby
oh no, the color, it's broken
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT LANDING HA
oh nu the bone cage is empty
their pinkies T-T
is myuh-myuh so broken it cannae summon the Bifrost?
oh bro she yeeted
Gorr, you're spoogie, i love it
yea idk if the dentist can help w that bud
ha he's a lil fanboy too, omg. his giggle was adorable
baby, she's crying
i find his face fascinatin
oop he's chokin em
his hand was on his shoulder, so faint
… tentacle porn is completely plausible and acceptable it's accepted i accept it
it's funny how he keeps sproutin from the shadows like a whack-a-mole
omg myuh-,yuh
oh no the boat!
bro i completely forgot abt Korg
HEY HE IMAPLED HER NO
oh nu he's got the key
oh bro she looks shit
a fridge without a door.
yea babe he goin w/o you
T-T bc he loves her, always
he still has Loki's hair twined into his own braids
damn she lost her whole kidney
yO head at 01:29:07 is movin
that was a celestial head that fell oh them
attackin children w shadow monsters? mateur Gorr
he's plannin on makin em whack the monsters w sticks?
Space Vikings, hooray
omg he's givin em power "for a limited time only"
HEY IT'S THAAT TREE OMGGG
GLOWY EYE CHILDREN I WANT THEM
GENERAL AXL
DO YOUR WOEST BABIES
OMGGGGG THE GINGER
MY HEARTRATE RN ASDFGHJKL
BEAT THEIR ASSES
DSKGJLKJDGLKSJGLKSJGKLSJGSGJSGKJLSGJ
YOU'RE DOIN SO GOOD BABIES, SO PROUD
OMGGGG AXL VAULTIN THRU THE AIR
lil baby girl fairy, you've my heart, you too floating girl w rabbit, i wish my Fluffy did that
way to be creepy Mjolnir
oh shit, he got decked
Jane Foster <3
go children, go!
let go of his friend, shadow tentacles !!!
her name is Mighty Thor, ass
Dr. Jane Foster is bomb
oh good lord, not that
I LOVE WATCHIN PPL CATCH THOSE THINGS AXL YOU DID SO GOOD
snap it in half, babes
couldn't it jus reform like myuh-myuh?
oh damn, she caught the bits
well this has a certain finality
oop she obliterated your sword pal
i imagine a lot of Aro's might be confused at this scene, but also not
did he not realize he could bring her back?
then use your wish to save Jane? as an apology?
ooooooooooh you're gon have your nemisis take care of your child, interestin
omg galaxy-reflection-girl, you're so pretty
Jane is a god.
see, she's gettin the gold dust fade, like od*n, that means she's a god. i take no criticism
she's cute
oh hi, Korg
ARE YOU SERIOUS
DWAYNE
this is so dumb i love it
omggg sad god to dad god
yes they'e pan flaps
what's that accent
HA
that's so accurate, w the shoes
omg myuh-myuh
Thor, referrin to myuh-myuh: where did you put HIM
the girl: eh, SHE looked boring before
Thor: eh, suppose IT did
d'aw her lil thumbs up in the mirror/head jig w helmet, so cute
HES SO SUPPORTIVE
she's wearin' Hulk's colors
??? why'd she get Stormbreaker? after all Thor's talk abt bein over his ex-weapon, smh
"The Space Viking and his girl, born from Eternity." i adore that line sm, wow
OMG IS HER NAME LOVE? HER NAME IS LOVE. THAT'S PERFECT
haha, Louis Despocito
Credits
ngl i expected the GotG to show up more for some reason
ugh not him. well, i was right. he's not dead
dude You Are a joke
Hercules??? well ig we know who our nxt villain will be, tho he seems a bit low lvl, so maybe he's a starter villian for Love
glow dust. it's Jodie Fonda ain't it. it is!
Heimdall!! HI BABE
she's in the land of the gods! knew it!
THOR WILL RETURN
Movie End
some thoughts are i like how it began w losin a daughter and ended w gainin one, it's sweet, poetic in a way ion understand ig
there was no Loki T-T i miss him, he would influence Love in the worst way possible and i want it
the beginning was kinda awkward but Thor was also especially awkward so it's fine, he was overcompensating, it's understandable
i can see ppl complainin abt how this movie serves "romantic love fixes all!" bc i legit jus saw s/o complainin abt it. and maybe it does? but so what. Thor's loves love and in the end, he ended up w a daughter
THE DAUGHTER. UGH. i love Love, she's great
SHE BETTER SHOW UP IN LATER MOVIES W LIKE TOM!PETER AND HARLEY AND CASSIE AND KAMALA OK? OK
THEYRE THE NXT GEN THEYRE THE NXT GEN THEYRE THE NXT GEN
i didn't like Jane in the first 2 movies- tbh i barely rmbr the first 2 movies -but i adore her now. i'm wonderin if the final scene was a hint at her comin back or Marvel jus tellin us where she ended up and that she is OK
Axl intrigued me. there was no mention of it, but i wonder if he's trans
first of all, the only experience i've had w the name Astrid is from HTTYD and searchin feminine names
secondly, when i changed my name, i also looked at bands lmfao
i really like how it was dealt w too, tho i wonder - if Axl is trans - if Thor knew of him prior. bc he didn't care when Valkyrie said he was Heimdall's son, only that Axl wanted to change his name
DARCY DIDNT SAY BYE TO JANE THATS SAD
all in all, i adore it and ion get why i saw so many bad reviews. there was personality in these movies, compared to the first 2 Thors
i hold it to equal height to Thor: Ragnarok and the only way it could've been better was if Loki was there- or Sylvi!
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