#theyre playing call out uno

[moondustwritesblog]

game night :D

[lilastromama]

what i love about different zodiac signs/placements 🍷 [2]

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aries lilith: their willpower. it might not always be for the positive, but theyre willing to do everything in order to get what they want, everything. Theyre ruthless. Im not saying thats GOOD, but its not always a bad trait either. go babes

saturn in the 8th house: how the universe doesnt play about them. this has less to do w their personality, and more to do with how inclined they are with spirit. fool them once, youre not gonna be able to fool them twice anyways. The universe always whips out the uno reverse card on you if u make the mistake to hurt them. Just something i have experienced a hell lot

capricorn sun: their balance (?) listen idk how to put this in words the right way, but so many caps ive met have this certain balance. being calm, kind, patient. And then theyre loud, chaotic, angry, funny, make the best jokes and are the most noticeable in the room. U never know what u get, and i like that

aquarius moon: aquas have never been an easy ride for me, gotta be honest. but the one thing i hold them high up for, is how they dont always "fit in" and yet are still chillin. I have always found strength in being (excuse my language) "outcast" like. Its good to have a mind of your own, and not always walk the way others take, or tell u to go. Please keep questioning things, keep doing you. (as long as it doesnt harm anyone) its a great thing to be unique, its a power move. Its actually something we could all have/do a little more of.

virgo sun: their confidence/support level. Ive noticed a lot of virgo suns to be hype-women/men/people. they support u the best they can, give compliments not even models have ever heard, and make u feel like ure on top of the world. and in women (as i am one, and have experienced this ESPECIALLY with virgo women) they give the best instagram comments. U know which ones im talking about. Those "Omg, i hear vogue calling youu already!!" 🎈comments. Theyre the best at it.

cancer mars: its funny bc cancer is in its fall when its in mars, its not specifically a sought out placement to have. But there is something about those individuals that remind me of female rage. LISTEN 👹 it takes a lot for cancer mars people to noticeably lose their shit, they almost never do it in front of others, they keep quiet mostly. But WHEN they show their pent up emotions, its time to call 911. go home and get the gun, NOW.

9th house individuals: Their minds. Yes, yes, yes. If u like deeptalks, like to spiral down the rabbit hole and back up, talk to these people. they make amazing teachers, leaders, people which are there to guide and learn you. They have incredibly fast minds, they analyze and calculate QUICKLY. those are the people which u go to when ur ex posted a new pic and u wanna know whos in it. Give them about 3 seconds and they will find out, including where their great grandfather lives. A pleasure <3

[enapills]

Heya! Just stumbled upon this account and I just wanted to say that I already adore your writings!!(even if it's just two(?) so far-) So I decided to make a request:D It's a bit of a silly one, but Kanade and Mizuki(separate please!) x reader hcs playing UNO with them, like, the card game wahahjsha This is mostly random, but I'll be glad if you'll be able to do it! Just don't rush yourself, please..(^^;)

⠀⠀ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏⠀⠀ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏⠀⠀ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏uno. . ? like the card deck game ? ?

UNO! - prod. honakito

posted as : request

chars. : a. mizuki , y. kanade

type : x g/n ! reader

scenario : playing uno with them ( headcanons )

taglist : @finanah ( ask to be added )

notes : first of all ignore the header second of all i love this idea so much i had to immediately do it since my brain was like a tornado of ideas what the hell,,, and i still have a request to do that is probably older than my account (not really its from 2 days ago i just like taking my sweet time) + a recent one ,, still, thank you for requesting a different character! enjoyy ^_^

notes 2 : i was thinking of, once im done with the requests, posting analysis of different pjsk characters and card sets? i already have two ideas of this type of posts, and i think i have enough time, since i skipped school today, will skip tomorrow and wednesday is a free day thats awesome

date : 21 / 01 / 24 - 22 / 01 / 24

a. mizuki

literal uno expert.

they get competitive so quickly. i can feel it.

theyre also the definition of a ‘ its only okay when i do it ‘ person. like , for example , if you played a +4 card , they’d mockingly let out a loud whine for giggles. but if they have a +4 or +2 too , get ready to see a mischievous grin paint their face. theyd take this as a competition they have to win.

i feel like theyd trick you with their facial expressions and actions. lets say , you switch the color to one they have lots of cards of. theyd let out a surprised gasp while laying down on you a reverse card, two skip cards and a +4 card. 

half of it , they’re determined to win. if theyre feeling nice tho , mizuki will play easy for you. that lasts the total of maximum 2 rounds tho , they have a streak to maintain.

most of the time , you cant win for your dear life. if you do get lucky tho , they will jokingly get upset , but is actually pleasantly surprised! guess their talent sticked off to you.

i kind of imagine mizuki remaking the whole decks design when bored. like your own version of uno. the jirai keified version. like those making [thing] coquette.

about how frequently you’ll play tho? i think atleast once a month. even more , if you ask. they mostly play whenever theyre feeling sad tho , one game of uno with you lifts their spirits up and boosts their ego for the day higher than an americans appetite.

‘ heh heh heh… i won again! ‘ , , , ‘ i get it mizuki , i get it. ‘

y. kanade

genuinely never played uno before.

ok , that’s exaggerating now , isnt it?

kanade surely played uno before with nightcord in empty sekai. it being , ofcourse , mizukis idea. its not like shes an absolute pro at it tho.

but shes not incapable of not understanding the rules , either. she’d take a strategy and maximum beat you 3 times. maximum. i feel like you’d be the better one.

i feel like you wouldnt play so frequently , only when you so happen to be over while kanades taking a break from composing. so things wouldnt get awkward , you always bring a card deck of uno with you.

if your relationship is established after the ‘ saying goodbye to my masked self ‘ event , mafuyu would oftenly join your game by kanades invitation. if youre lucky enough to catch honami unoccupied , dont be shy to call her too! the more the merrier.

even so , she does not care about the winner at all. kanades just happy to spend some quality time with you, even if its over uno. which leads me to think you’d let her win on purpose sometimes. her eyes sparkle a bit whenever she does get the victory over you , it is a scenery you cannot get enough of.

‘ hm? i won… ‘ , , , ‘ great job, kanade! ‘

i love hashtag skipping school ALSO please read notes 2 ok thanks ,,

dividers arent mine ; credits to the rightful owners on TUMBLR

[j0ht0-gh0sthunt3r]

Since you seem to be fine with The Horrors now, make a Top 10 Ghosts/Monsters/Etc. that absolutely DO NOT scare you. The ones that are too cute or nice (or silly) to be scary.

wwwwwwhats up rotomblr welcome to j0ht0-gh0sthunt3r and today we’re counting down my top 10 horrors that DONT scare me

the lost silver soul/…/the nameless one/lost silver/whatever the fuck you wanna call him. He’s just a kid thats gone through alot. definately needs a hug, even if he cant hug back.

The Missing One. It still scares me but im getting over it.

Shinto. she’s too small to do any real damage, and the most she’d do to me is bite my ankles or something.

frosmothman. cmon, im a rotomblr user, OBVIOUSLY frosmothman was gonna be on this list, fucken love the guy.

Slenderman. I used to be scared of him when i was a baby conspiracy theorist but now i just think he’s neat :)

JEFF. i cant be scared of him if i have personal beef with him (he out-emo’d me at the bar and im super salty about it. like why the fuck would someone carve a joker smile into their face just for the aesthetic??? thats what effect makeup is for dumbass)

Ben Drowned. again, just a kid that’s been through alot. I think him and the nameless one would be best friends.

Hypno/Psych. Very good at uno when he’s not cheating.

Lord X. once again, very good at uno.

the fuckers in lavender tower. theyre only incomprehensable horrors if you dont have a silph scope or a decent phone camera, and even then theyre just pokemon that love playing tricks on people.

HONORABLE MENTION: my fucked up and evil charizard.

[foxboyclit]

I’m mentally sending you many desserts, and hope the rest of this week is much better! For an OC question; what kind of games do you think your OCs would like best?

ty uriel ;-; im having a friend come up this week so i think it will be a lot better, i joked today "since i only have work 2 days theres gonna be a weeks worth of bullshit condensed" lol

im choosing to interpret this as card/board games because i know fuck all about video games

theres a really sweet game called calico thats a puzzle strategy about making a quilt for kitties to snuggle on, and that is 100% Howl's shit. just a cozy game with enough challenge to keep them engaged, where there is a winner but its very low stakes (theyre just happy they made a cat-approved quilt).

its a ttrpg but i think they'd love Shadow of the Demon Lord. ive only played a oneshot for it but the dark fantasy, weird worldbuilding and horror aspects would be very appealing to them

Fae just likes games as an excuse to hang out, so your classics like uno and cards against humanity is what they'd bring. they're a bit of a sore loser and live for the petty revenge opportunities in uno

the Nydallas obviously love sava, because any excuse to flex those manipulation skills with the added layer of flirting is their bread and butter. i also think theyd have a lot of fun with deception: murder in hong kong. its hidden roles, mystery, murder, balls to the wall theorizing, heated accusations, basically everything drow love (also using this as an excuse to post the polygon video for it, because it's my favorite overboard episode to date)

Chena'stra tried to play cards or sava with Ang'dra, and it just ended up in another terrible fight. either because Ang'dra refuses to entertain her or actually beat Chen and she's mad about it. i'll also say House Frival game nights are a lot quieter post-disowning Chen

what do Venny and Lath like to play. how terrible is the shit talking. are either of them sore losers

[tessbev]

Our one full day in krabi

Recounting the day always feeels like we did a million things. We started the day with a little boat trip to railay beach, about a 10 minute scoot on the long tail boat. Spent the afternoon wandering about, swimming, and throwing the football. Saw some monkeys hopping from rooftop to rooftop, didn’t manage to snap a pic but you can use your imagination for this one :)

We all got a little sunned out quicker than we usually do so we called it a day and took the boat back around 230/3. Had a little quiet time before setting out to find myself a papaya salad. These are my favourite so far. It’s unripe papaya, carrot, tomatoes, green beans, and peanuts. It’s cold and crunchy and unripe papaya has a similar vibe to cabbage but better. It’s in this light tangy sweet dressing that I could drink. I looked it up and it’s mainly lime juice garlic, sugar and fish sauce (I ask for no fish sauce, I like it better without). I always ask for one chilli which is the perfect amount of heat. The spiciness here feels different from home, it feels more intense but also way more enjoyable if that makes sense? Like the flavour is just that much more complex. Idk I’m not a food critic but I like the spiciness lately.

After the papaya salad craving was sufficed we walked down to the beach to watch the sunset. I’m trying to make a point of seeing as many sunsets or sunrises that I can. I love how different they all can be but also how similar. Ugh and the lighting, I could cry I just love it. The perfect time to sit and reflect and appreciate all of these experiences I’m having. We finished watching the sunset at a beach bar while playing a couple rounds of pool. The balls here are so much smaller and the table is huge and that is why nick is beating me every round and the only reason!!!!!

We wandered over to the night market for some live music and some uno. Got myself some of the same sushi from last night and tried my first mochi. These are really a Japanese dessert but I’m using this whole trip and an opportunity to try things I normally wouldn’t. If you don’t know what mochi are they are these rice cakes/rice balls that are usually filled with something. Traditional ones have taro or sesame but obviously I got Nutella, Oreo and rainbow flavoured (what is rainbow flavour?? Sprinkles maybe!!??). Theyre super soft and light and I really wished I liked them but they’re super gelatinous and not at all my cup of tea. Rainbow flavour btw was not sprinkle filled it was fruit with chocolate inside (my worst nightmare).

Finished the night with more uno and some fun music back at the hostel. Woke up this morning around 5/530 to go for a run before the heat. Whenever I’m getting a bit testy I know I need to go for a run. When Alison and I travelled Greece she would notice when I would start getting moody and tell me to go for a run and sure enough it resets me completely. So with my battery reset we’re headed off to phi phi island. Finally meeting up with Jenna today, our final member of the gang!!!

Can’t wait xx

[mccarthymolly]

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[theannoyingmosquitoinyourroom]

FINALLY GETTING AROUND TO READIM THIS :)))))

(okay i read it and) ANOTHER FUCKING BANGER!!!!! GOD THE PACING ON THIS ONE IS GREAT!!! and i love carlos' and kethelyn's friendship theyre so !!!!!!!!!!!

MAN UR WRITING IS SO DELISH :3

(liveblog under the cut)

“This could work…. in theory” I SMELL SHENANIGANS BOUTTA HAPPEN

"I woudn't endanger myself for a job that it's not even paid" real. so real of you, medium

ooh i wonder what a pix is

10'000 sounds like a lot. good for the medium tho

"kethelyn accepted the first internship that came her way without hesitating, realizing too late it was an unpaid one" oof bbg im sorry

"Fuck it, we ball" YESSS THATS THE ATTITUDE >:3

CARLOS MENTION!!!! AYOO HIYA CARLOS MY BUD!!!!!!!!

honestly its so real of carlos to take demonology (it sounds like a blast) (the whole fucking uni sounds like a blast i kinda wanna go there :( )

"He cheated." damn carlos maybe dont cheat on ur gf before discussing it with her first or smth. were you at least honest about it after it happened??

"He cheated in a game of uno" BHAHAHAHHA I TOOK THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE WAY TOO SERIOUSLY IM DYING SHJBVKJHBDVJHSBF

tsk tsk he shuffled the cards so liz would win 😒 (/lh) (also liz mention 🔥🔥 (i am aware all these little stories lowkey interconnect but that wont stop me from going "oh i know that person!!" every time i know that person >:3 ))

pffffft carlos afraid of ghosts

oof alice bbg im sorry ur fam was homophobic :((((

"but the scare was too much for Alice, she had a heart attack, dying before even starting the ritual" man thats fucking rough

"she's as stubborn as a mule" what was that about lesbians in love?? /nsrs

"get in loser, we're summoning the devil" grrrr the urge to pull out the fucking meme pic and poorly photoshop it to say that

"'Boo' the ghost mocked him in the deep voice of the possessed 'still afraid, scaredy cat?'" why are you bullying him he only cheated at uno :((((((( (cheating at uno the highest crime ofc but we dont mention that /j)

"Kethelyn had a lot of expectations about the devil, but she wasn't expecting that. A white man, bals, wearing a polo shirt and the most hideous goatee. Hadn't Lucifer been the most beautiful angel in heaven? What a glow down. Disappointing" LMAOOOO HES NOT OUT FOR EVEN TEN SECONDS BEFORE SHE STARTS ROASTING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM KJBKJVBDSKHVBFD

also i strongly agree with the terrible goatee. the devil would really be the one to have smth like that. its in The Vibes. (also for some reason i keep picturing he devil as ira steven behr 😭😭 (the looks match up (sorry ira, your goatee is really slay and iconic (but also kinda ugly in certain lighting/ pictures ngl) (okay but imo ira's style is actually really fucking cool + i like his vibe))))

"he stretched the last word like he was RuPaul" JAKSVBKJDSAVB

"The devil wanted Kethelyn" Oh No Oh No OH NO OH NO

i love all the different names for satan u use in the story

"'Well I wasn't called here for nothing' His facade fell, the warm voice gave way to a cold, cruel tone" OOOH I LOVE THE CHANGE

"'Lucifer Morningstar, I challenge you to a duel!' Carlos wanted to tear out his own eyes, Lucifer grinned" OH????? WE GOT DUELS GOING ON???????? :))))))))))

"From outside the barrier, Carlos was jumping, shaking his head, making an 'x' with his arms, and mouthing 'nooooooo'." CARLOS IS ONE SKRUNKLY MOTHERFUCKER i wanna shake him like a bottle of juice :3 /aff

OHOHOHOHO!!!!!!! UNO DUEL LESGOOOO

the most dangerous game of all: uno /ref (that one post thats like: "i have brought you here to play the most dangerous game of them all" "*nods solemnly* knife monopoly" "... i was about to hunt you for sport but now im more interested in what knife monopoly is")

"The two had met before, college projects can take you to unusual paces, huh?" honestly so real

woah this is the most intense game of uno i have read but the pacing of it is soooo good you can feel the tension in the air, the risk of playing, the stakes

OMG YESSSS CARLOS,,,,,, CHEAT!!!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU

YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY ENOUGH TO PULL IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT THEY DID IT!!!!! damn that was some intense fucking writing, kudos to you, nanda, it was really fucking well done :)))))

College girl sells soul to pay rent (not clickbait)

“So… your last wish is to make a deal with the devil?”

The ghostly woman nodded.

“It won't be possible, look, you need a physical body to perform this type of ritual,” said the medium “and I can't do it for you, because if I did, it would be my soul on sale.”

What if I possess you?

The spirit's voice echoed, the candles in the small clamped room in which the medium worked began to shake, transforming the trinkets scattered around the room into frightening dancing images. This could work… in theory.

“Not going to happen. Possessions are expressly prohibited on University internships. And honestly?” she added “I wouldn't endanger myself for a job that’s not even paid.”

I can pay.

The human raised one of her eyebrows. The candle flames flickered intensely, the ghost was desperate.

“Pay? Sorry, but we don't accept drachmas or whatever currency ghosts use, only cash or pix.”

She was joking, of course. What she didn't expect was the disembodied woman's response.

What's the key?

“Excuse me?”

Your pix, what is the key?

It wouldn't be possible that...?

Is ten thousand enough? Half now, half later.

It's worth a try, isn't it?

The medium shared her key. A few minutes later, she received the following message:

“Bank: Your pix has been received! Vellota ltd. sent you 5.000 reais”

Along with several confused emails by Grandma Vellota.

Looks like someone wouldn't have to worry about rent for a long time.

Kethelyn Correia — 21 years old, necromancy student at the Brazilian Federal University of Mystic Arts — is a medium in desperate need of additional hours for college and money. Kethelyn accepted the first internship that came her way without hesitating, realizing too late it was an unpaid one. Fuck it, we ball.

After months of late rent, days and nights on ramen noodles and various odd jobs to try to survive, selling a soul to the devil didn't seem like a bad idea. Anything was better than going back to her parents' house.

And that's how she ended up, three days later, on Carlos' — a college friend, master's student in demonology and ex-boyfriend — terrace at 2:30am on a Wednesday.

It was a nice evening, the sea nearby brought them a salty breeze, refreshing the warm summer night. The street lights were very close, illuminating the terrace together with the candles, revealing the unceremoniously dragged mess at the corners of the terrace. Carlos said they needed as much space as possible, the chalk circle in the middle of the terrace was the only clean space there.

“Okay, everything’s ready” said Carlos ���candles lit, circles drawn, incense burning. Has she memorized the chants?”

Kethelyn nodded, they had practiced on this part together.

Carlos blew out the last match, looking around nervously. His eyes looked big behind the thick glasses he wore, his curly hair dancing with the breeze.

“Great, but seriously, this ghost couldn't have chosen a simpler invocation? Why go full catholic? There’s so many easier options…”

“Her name is Alice, I don't know about the choice for the ritual, but… thank you. Seriously. You didn't need to do all that.”

Kethelyn was being sincere. When she asked for her help, she expected at most a borrowed grimoire and some tips on how to not die.

“No problem, ha,” he replied, hands on his nape “it's the least I can do after that mistake I made.”

The “mistake” in question was the trigger for the end of their relationship. He cheated.

He cheated in a game of uno, shuffling the cards in a way that gave his friend — some 19 year old snake kid he befriended while traveling abroad — the advantage, causing Kethelyn to lose a bet.

“Ah, yes” She sighed, Alice's spirit approached floating upside down.

Hm? Share the tea, sis.

“Mind your own business.”

Rude.

“She’s here?” Carlos asked, shaking hands making the sign of the cross.

“I still can't believe that you work with literal demons, but are afraid of ghosts.” She laughed, “obviously she’s here, she's the one who's going to make the pact, duh.”

“Oh, my saint” Carlos sighed, repeating the sign “You how much of a bad idea this is, don't you?” he spoke gravely “After all, why does she want this? She's already dead!”

“It's quite a story…”

***

Alice Vellota was a young lady from a rich family, you see, her parents were rich, her grandparents were rich, her great-grandparents were rich and so on.

Alice had everything she could want, except the person she loved.

Coming from an extremely Catholic family, it is not surprising that her love for Maria Eduarda, a college friend, was a big scandal. Her parents threatened to disown her if she pursued her love, all empty threats of course. Fortunately, nothing can stop lesbians in love, not homophobic parents, not even death.

But when Maria Eduarda suddenly passed away, Alice was devastated. Her only consolation was the possibility of meeting in the afterlife. She knew Maria Eduarda would be somewhere in hell — she was a Satanist after all — she hadn't gone to heaven! But, she thought, hell is huge... how can I find her among so many people? So, she decided to solve this problem in the most logical way possible, selling her soul.

I'm already going to hell, at least I can ask to be close to her.

The plan was perfect. She home alone and everything was set, she just had to sing the chants and…

A window broke next to her and figures started to circulate around the apartment with loud wailing sounds. It was just the neighborhood kids playing football, but the scare was too much for Alice, she had a heart attack, dying before even starting the ritual.

***

“So, here's the problem. She's supposed to be in heaven now. “Kethelyn explained “technically she didn't make any pact, but the desire to join her girlfriend keeps her on this plane.”

“Why didn't you try… I don't know” Carlos shrugged “convincing her not to go to hell?”

“I tried, believe me.” Kethelyn's eyes were dead-serious “she's as stubborn as a mule.”

“Oh my saint, give me strength…”

“If everything is ready, let's begin.” The necromancer looked at Alice's ghost and signaled her to come “Get in loser, we’re summoning the devil.”

Suddenly, the coastal breeze refreshing the dawn stopped, the candle flames flickered without wind, Kethelyn bent over her stomach, the lights from the nearby street lights went mad. Carlos looked apprehensive when suddenly everything just… stopped.

The breeze, candles and the street lights returned to normal, only Kethelyn remained in the same position.

“Kethelyn? Are you okay?” Carlos asked worriedly. He was about to touch her on the shoulder when she straightened herself on a whim, her curly hair covering half her face, a smile weirdly wide creeping through her face.

“Boo” the ghost mocked him in the deep voice of the possessed, “still afraid, scaredy cat?”

Kethelyn saw everything in third perspective, she saw her mocking smile and Carlos' pale face. It was a funny feeling floating around, was that how her customers felt all the time?

She wanted to tell them both to start straight away, but she had difficulty vocalizing her thoughts, she didn't have a mouth after all. How did Alice do it? In any case, she didn't need to do anything. She saw her body go to the center of the circle, Carlos raised the barrier and sat on top of an old freezer away from the circle, she — or rather — Alice started singing the memorized chants.

As electrifying as a ritual to summon the bad thing itself may seem, it's pretty boring when you're just a spectator. Kethelyn spent the next 15 minutes bored to death — hah! — she passed her time enjoying her choice of outfit for the night, a pair of pink cargo pants and a matching tight crop top — what? You have to look stylish when you're going to meet someone famous, even if it's the devil.

Suddenly, a strong smell of sulfur filled the air and an unnatural fog began to rise inside the terrace. From within the fog lights glowed like flames.

There he was.

***

Kethelyn had a lot of expectations about the devil, but she wasn’t expecting that. A white man, bald, wearing a polo shirt and the most hideous goatee. Hadn't Lucifer been the most beautiful angel in heaven? What a glow down.

Disappointing.

The Demon stood still for a while, staring. All the corporeal beings present froze. He might have an ordinary appearance, but his aura certainly matched his fame.

“…So?” The Evil One broke the silence “What do you want, mortal?”

Kethelyn saw her body swallow hard, her hands shake. Alice finally took courage and said:

“I wan…” she hesitated “I want to have a reserved place, for me Alice Vellota and my girlfriend Maria Eduarda Almeida, in hell. A place where we can be together.”

The Fallen Angel raised an eyebrow.

“I want so that the moment this soul of mine leaves this body,” Alice kept going, more confident this time “I go straight to hell and meet her.”

Sathanas began to laugh.

“In so many centuries of work” his laugh was strondous “this is the first time I've seen someone who wants to go to hell!”

He continued laughing for a few more minutes, bending over himself and slapping his knees.

“So…” Alice was distressed “you accept the deal?”

“Ah, that, err…” Old Harry wiped a tear from the corner of his eye. “No.”

“Why?!”

“Sweetheart, do you think I'm stupid?” He said in a fake-offended voice. “I know that the soul inside this body died a long time ago.”

He laughed mockingly.

“I am the devil” he stretched the last word as if he was RuPaul “having the courage to lie in the face of the father of lies?” he clapped his hands sarcastically “You’re a real one, baby.”

Kethelyn could see her shaking, Alice must have been desperate.

“To tell you the truth,” The enemy continued, looking at Alice again “your soul is worthless to me. But hers…” Kethelyn didn't have a body at the moment, but she felt her soul shiver the moment Satan made eye contact with her, grinning. “Oh, her soul is very precious”

Why did she think he wouldn't be able to see her? He was the devil!

Carlos, who was just watching, felt chills when he saw The Old One pointing into thin air, he did not need to see her to know.

The devil wanted Kethelyn.

***

The Serpent made Kethelyn and Alice switch places, the sale of a soul should not be done by third parties, and Old Nick was more than willing to buy Kethelyn's.

“Not gonna happen.” Kethelyn denied the moment she got her body back.

“Come on, dear” insisted the prince of darkness with the warm gentleness of a salesman. “There must be something you want, do you want me to help you summon more souls for your studies? I can make all the sinners in hell available to you! You want money? Fame? I can do it in the blink of an eye! I have great references, artists loved me in the 90’s. Just tell me your price.”

“Can you help me get my degree while keeping my mental health?

“Unfortunately, reality-bending miracles are my father’s department.”

“Then no,” Kethelyn was determined “I know what you want me for. I will not send innocent souls to your domain. I may work with spirits, but I still have decency.”

Beelzebub took a deep breath.

“Well, I wasn't called here for nothing.” His facade fell, the warm voice gave way to a cold, cruel tone. “Either you give up your soul, and stay alive for another nine years... or you both come with me to hell, now.”

That was the last straw. Carlos ran through the old furniture and Nick Nacks squashed on the terrace to get the holy water and his other emergency supplies. If he had to fight the devil, so be it, but he wouldn't let him take her friend.

However, before he could invade the barrier, Carlos heard a yelp:

“Wait!”

It was Kethelyn.

“Lucifer Morningstar, I challenge you to a duel!”

Carlos wanted to tear out his own eyes, Lucifer grinned.

“And what are your terms, mortal?”

“If I win, you leave me alone and fulfill Alice's wish.”

“What if you lose?”

“...You can have my soul, as long as you fulfill her wish anyway.” She looked in the direction of Alice's ghost. “I know that fulfilling her wish is no big deal for you.”

From outside the barrier, Carlos was jumping, shaking his head, making an ‘’x’ with his arms, and mouthing ‘nooooooo’'. Kethelyn might be crazy, but she wasn’t suicidal, was she?

Was she?!

Lucifer pretended to think really hard.

“Okay, I accept your terms.” he smiled “And what do you challenge me to, little girl?”

Kethelyn smirked.

“Uno.”

Carlos was banging his head on the support pole of the terrace, and Alice — if she had eyes — would have them wide open in shock. They both thought the same thing:

She wants to kill herself!

***

“I'm sorry I didn't notice you before, Carlinhos!” Lucifer patted an inconsolable Carlos on the back.

The barrier had been broken, but Lucifer could not and did not want to attack any of them until the end of the challenge.

“It’s okay, Mr. Capiroto… it’s okay” Carlos repeated defeatedly. The two had met before, college projects can take you to unusual places, huh?

“So” Lucifer looked at Kethelyn “how does this… uno thing work?”

Kethelyn and Carlos looked at each other.

If the devil doesn't know how to play uno... they have a chance!

Carlos' eyes shone. Kethelyn looked at him smugly as if she had predicted this from the beginning — although it wasn't the case.

The humans took turns explaining to the prince of hell the rules of the esteemed — and supposedly — human card game, even Alice tried to help, mentioning observations and details the couple missed.

***

The clock was already striking at 3 am when the game actually started. Carlos raised another barrier for the participants. This particular barrier prevented either of them from cheating, a necessary measure for those playing with the devil.

The house rules say that the deck must be shuffled facing away from the players by someone who is not participating. As the only corporeal being left, Carlos had to take the dealer's role.

Kethelyn and Lucifer sat at the table found by Carlos somewhere in the mess. They both held their 7 cards from the uno deck, the starting card was in the center of the table, draw deck on the side. Carlos took a coin out of his pocket to decide who would start; Heads to Lucifer, Tails to Kethelyn.

The coin was tossed. Seconds of tension dragged on like hours. The coin fell into Carlos' hand. He opened his palm:

Heads.

***

It begins, Kethelyn's cards had nothing special, just a +2 red card as a special card and a predominance of reds, leaving with only one card for each other color.

The initial card, taken from the draw deck, was a green 3.

Lucifer started his attack, immediately launching a +2 green card. Kethelyn was unfazed, launching her red +2 card, doubling the attack and reversing the damage. Kethelyn, however, did not expect Lucifer to have a trick up his sleeve, as he placed another card in the pile.

+4.

Kethelyn had no way to counterattack this time, the medium let out a frustrated sigh as she picked up her eight cards: three red, three green, one blue and a special card, a red reverse.

“Color?” asked the medium.

“Yellow.”

Kethelyn nodded and threw three cards of number 7 into the pile, the bottom one yellow, the top one red.

Lucifer had no choice but to draw and place the same color.

Kethelyn places her red reverse card — drawn from the batch she just took — and then two number 4 cards, red and green.

Lucifer draws again and soon passes.

Neither red nor green cards… maybe the advantage is coming back to me. Kethelyn thought.

Kethelyn places her card again, this time two cards numbered 0, green and red, respectively. But the card Lucifer had just drawn was also red, so he places it in the pile combined with another card, changing the game's color to blue.

The game continues with blue cards until the devil places a card numbered 2, where Kethelyn manages to change the game's color to red again. Lucifer draws, and passes. But just one round later, he uses the same trick on Kethelyn, this time changing the color to green, Kethelyn places a card, Lucifer draws and places.

It's number 1, green.

Kethelyn ponders, she has three cards at the moment, the numbers 1 and 6 in red and the number 9 in green. She could try to change the color to red, she knows that her opponent doesn't have any red cards, but it would certainly inconvenience her later. She knows that Lucifer doesn't have any green cards either, and getting rid of the green card would avoid inconvenience, so that was the most obvious option, right?

Kethelyn wasted no time, playing card 9.

Lucifer smiled demonically.

— Uno! — he exclaimed, throwing the yellow card 9 on the table.

Kethelyn wanted to bang her head on the table, how had she not realized he only had two cards? What will she do now? She doesn't have another 9 card and much less yellow cards, she doesn't know the number or color of the last card, if it isn't a special card! She can't lose this game.

I can’t… I can’t…

The necromancer's hands shook as she tried to pull the next card from the deck, so much that the entire deck slid off the table.

Carlos approached it with an intense look, he looked Kethelyn in the eyes, silently asking her to trust him. Kethelyn didn't understand, but trust she did.

Carlos picked up the cards from the floor and explained that he would have to shuffle everything again.

Wait, will he…?

The game of Uno that Kethelyn lost last time was changed after Carlos shuffled the game, he knew many card tricks, including how to manipulate a deck without looking suspicious, and would never hesitate to cheat his way to uno.

But how? The barrier would prevent…

Kethelyn realized.

Carlos was outside the barrier.

The barrier unables Kethelyn and Lucifer to cheat, but that didn't count the Croupier.

When Carlos put the deck back, Kethelyn's hands were stable, she pulled out the top card...

A +4.

Kethelyn almost cried with joy as she threw the card on the table.

Lucifer drew his cards resignedly and asked the color:

“Red.” Kethelyn felt triumphant.

Lucifer played his card and Kethelyn followed without any problems, this time she was the one shouting Uno.

She placed the red 6 card. The only card left in her hand was the red number 1.

But instead of passing, the devil placed a new card on the pile.

A yellow 6.

Kethelyn felt a growing despair. She still had a chance, but it was frustrating. She was so close…

The human pulled a card from the deck and almost cried with joy for the second time that day.

It was number 1 in yellow.

Kethelyn could hardly believe her luck.

“I won!” Kethelyn announced, throwing the letter into the pile and standing up. “I won!”

Lucifer sighed mockingly.

“It seems so” he replied, and added, narrowing his eyes “this time.”

Lucifer stood up, assuming a relaxed posture as he looked in Alice's direction.

“Are you coming or not?”

The spirit looked dazed, her form flickering like candlelight.

“Already?”

“Isn't that what you wanted? No going back now.”

“Yes, yes” Alice alternated her gaze between Lucifer and Kethelyn “I just need to do one thing first, quick.”

“You know you can't run away, right?”

“I know!” She yelled before disappearing.

Lucifer looked at Kethelyn and Carlos.

“Don't think it's over yet, kids.” He gave another devilish smile. “I have as many tricks up my sleeve as you.”

Alice returned before the humans could respond.

“Let's go!” she exclaimed.

“Yes, let's go.”

Lucifer looked at the couple one last time, and pointed his two fingers first at himself, then at them in an “I'm watching you” sign, and disappeared into the darkness.

Before Kethelyn could open her mouth, a notification.

Bank: your pix has been received! Vellota ltd. sent you R$5,000.

Carlos looked at the cellphone screen clearly impressed.

“You know,” he broke the silence. “I kind of saved your life just now, so, I don't know... you could buy me a burger? As a thank you.”

Kethelyn smirked.

“Yeah, I guess we're even now, huh? I don’t know if there’s a burger place open at this hour, how about an açaí?

“Deal.”

They laughed.

Kethelyn wouldn't have to worry about rent for a long time.

[cripple-cat]

Maya Headcanons Because I Feel Like It

her favorite foods are some of the nastiest combinations of things that she doesnt seem to understand should absolutely never go together like sardines and peanut butter but no one can convince her its gross

she is only content to wear dresses if she doesnt have to wear fancy shoes with them

she carries a traumatic pride in her siren tattoos and abilities because of her upbringing that she doesnt hide but will never talk about willingly

she plays the dumbest echo games to pass the time

she says cringe culture is dead and never judges anyone else for the things they enjoy but also calls herself cringe

she adopted a spiderling once and promptly forgot about it and didnt remember until she accidentally fast travelled to sanctuary with it and it started freaking out about being fast travelled

she carries a set of photos in her holo deck that no one is allowed to see and everyone assumes are sentimental in some way, when they are, in fact, just tiny inspirational kitten photos

she once grabbed zer0s hand because theyre friends why wouldnt she hold hands with her friends and they stared at her for too long and then stared at their hands for too long and stared at the ground for too long and it got really awkward and zer0 said "Well, this is awkward/Do I have enough fingers?/I am uncertain." and it got too awkward to keep holding hands but it was also too awkward to stop so she just stood there until they let go to go do something else

following that incident zer0 did give her a very awkward and unnecessary apology gift in the form of a cool class mod they found that they covered in sticky notes with doodles on them

which sparked an ongoing gift trade every once in a while where they just give each other cool shit covered in sticky note doodles

they both keep all the sticky note art

she and krieg make friendship bracelets with tina on their downtime

she learned all her friendship bracelet skills from krieg but everyone thinks tina taught her all these intricate weaving techniques

krieg does anything she asks so she asks him to tell her when he doesnt want to do what shes asking because she knows what it feels like to do what you dont want to for someone else no matter how bad it is and she thinks its very cute in a very sad way when sometimes hell violently shake his head when she tries to give him a friendly pat on his arm and will give him the space he wants until he makes it explicitly clear hes okay with touch

tina invited her and krieg and zer0 to a dress up tea party but krieg and zer0 had nothing "fancy" to wear so she haphazardly stitched a dress out of salvaged bandit shirts for krieg and gave zer0 a sundress shed saved and kept from somewhere and both of them loved their new outfits so much that they didnt take them off for weeks

sometimes she drinks with axton and sometimes she just hangs out with him while hes drinking and they gush about hot people and sexy guns and inspirational kitten posters

he sends her memes and asks for judgment on his bad flirting

shes not as close with salvador but they still find time to rage over uno every couple weeks and its the best bonding experience theyve had with each other so far

she and gaige get up to hijinks like its nobodys business, which it isnt

maya actually LOVES pranking people and gaige is one of the best people to do that with

they bond over growing up in more "civilized" places and learning that they like life on pandora much better even if the healthcare is some shady unlicensed guy with big needles and food isnt usually that good and they slaughter on a regular basis

she comes home living her life the way she wants to with people she loves and trusts and is content knowing that she doesnt know what tomorrow brings but she has a family now and even if theyre gone one day or shes gone someday theyll always have had this, even just for a little while

i spent so long writing this and i need to go to bed i just needed to talk about her i love her so much

ill probably make more of these for everybody

[sleepingbutawake]

Adventures in the House of Lamemtation: Mammon's moment

Mammon: *barges into MC's room where theyre playing uno with Asmo, Beel and Belphie*

Mammon: hey there! Remember when you showed me love and affection?

Asmo: *looks at MC*

Mammon: Oop- im here to stay now

Belph: *tired of his bullshit*

Asmo: *living in the upcoming drama*

Beel: *no ones guarding the snacks from him*

Mammon: I got feelings! Thats how it works!

Asmo: *shocked pikachu face*

Belph: *shocked pikachu face*

Beel: *shocked pikachu face*

Mammon: You showed me human kindness. Something im not used to-

567: * wondering who paid mammon to say this*

Mammon: but hey, you did it! You fucked up! Im your problem now! *throws himself at MC's bed*

Beel: who paid him to say it?

Belph: not me but this will be video of the year

Asmo: is it what i think it is, MC?

MC: *calling Solomon*

Solomon: hey MC

MC: Stop making mammon your quinea pig bc now i wont be able to get him out of my room for the next week

Requests: open

rules

[knullanon]

masterlist

welcome to my masterlist! also, something to remeber:

please do not repost my work! I will make a corset out of your spine if you do! thank you and have fun!

also, there are warnings for these fics! if there needs to be ANY kind of warning, do not hesitate to tell me! also some of these are old so yeah. requests can be determined if theyre open or not from my bio.

DC

Lex Luthor:

l.d #1 (after a gala, you're ready to go back home and rest, but circumstances say otherwise)

l.d fic #2 (where you befriend a batkid at the penthouse)

l.d fic #3 (that batkid you befriended becomes a better friend, also new family)

lex luthor with blind daughter part 1, part 2:

dad luthor finds out your dating someone

dad luthor reacting to you going off to college

lex luthor headcannons (platonic)

lex luthor spaghetti

Ra's Al Ghul:

ra's al ghul comforting you

the batman who laughs:

damian sneaks into a fortress and kicks down a door (really whats in the title)

damian sneaks into a fortress and kicks down a door #2 (2nd part of the previous one!)

batfam:

after kidnaping

reader being part of titans and joining the batfam:

reader being injured by villain:

reader going to a different country for a board meeting:

reader with a symbiote:

reader with a bird whos actually a human (platonic/romantic)

reader with an obssesion with true crime (platonic)

convincing reader to stay with the batfam (platonic)

future seeing reader (platonic)

weeb reader

shapeshifting reader (platonic)

reacting to reader pulling a weapon on them (platonic)

reader whos a youtuber

reader who has abusive parents (platonic)

reactions to readers hand being kissed (romantic)

Bruce Wayne:

reader being sick and calling them dad/mom (platonic)

Dick Grayson:

being turned into a kid (platonic)

dick being a manipulative bitch

Jason Todd:

reader with strong magic abilities (platonic):

being turned into a kid (platonic)

reader with a diary (general)

funny little blurb

sister reader getting a gun

Tim Drake:

planning for his birthday (along w some batfam but mostly tim)

being turned into a kid (platonic)

general headcannons

Damian Wayne:

being turned into a kid (platonic)

insecure reader (romantic)

reader reacting to animal abuse (romantic)

funny little blurb

Diana Prince:

reader being sick and calling them dad/mom (platonic)

Darkseid:

translator from another Dimension:

platonic headcannons

Vandal Savage:

innocent reader (platonic)

lizard reader, limb wise (platonic)

Anti-Moniter:

headcannons (platonic)

Joker:

reader who switches from affectionate to cold (platonic)

MARVEL

Symbiote Stuff:

(NEW) symbiotes being assholes #1 (new and improved version of the old series below)

(NEW) symbiotes being assholes #2

(OLD)how the symbiotes stole you from one another #1 (you start to grow bored in eddies apartment, so you leave)

(OLD)how the symbiotes stole you from one another #2 (cletus drags you outside of town in the middle of the night, away from your apartment. driving away, from something.)

(OLD)how the symbiotes stole you from one another #3 (adapting to the new life knull has given you, it doesn't take long for him to start pulling strings with your emotions)

that one fic where you play uno with toxin (its literally that)

that one fic where you play uno with toxin #2 (this one is a continuation!)

that one fic where you play uno with toxin #3 (a third part!)

loki:

loki and an adorable reader

natasha romanoff:

natasha being the mom of a hydra experiment toddler

Tony Stark:

reader who loved him but now hates him (platonic)

Steve Rogers:

steve makes some lunch and bucky takes it

Steve with #100

Bucky Barnes:

black! child reader

Doctor Octopus/Otto Octavious:

New Years Eve part 1, part 2, part 3 (after being invited to a new years eve party, you would expect it to be a lot less chaotic)

little mermaid au platonic

Frank Castle/Punisher:

platonic! frank castle headcannons

INVINCIBLE

Grayson Family (Mark Nolan, and Debbie):

Flying Lessons part 1 (after an accident leaving you with new abilities and no family, the graysons happily welcome you into their new family)

reader adopted in the family

viltrumite reader

reader who always tried to escape (platonic)

platonic headcannons

older sister reader whos hiding her abilities

Nolan Grayson:

romantic headcannons

gremlin villain reader (kinda dark, platonic)

hero reader (platonic)

reader being a villain (platonic)

Mark Grayson:

relashionsip headcannons

jeaslous mark with reader (platonic)

reader with wings

platonic headcannons

Invincible bs that I forgot about (platonic)

mark grayson with an s/o like starfire (romantic)

Cecil Stedman:

powerpuff power reader (platonic)

super hero reader (platonic)

Invincible bs that I forgot about (platonic)

Duplikate:

duplikate w/ a deaf reader (romantic)

STAR WARS

platonic obiwan headcannons

The Boys:

Billy Butcher with a chubby reader (romantic)

BHNA

Midoriya Izuku:

deku with a little sibling

Bakugo Katsuki:

little sister headcannons

ATTACK ON TITAN

Levi:

reader in the survey core (platonic)

Zeke:

finding out reader is dating Yelena

Yelena:

yelena dating Zekes sister

MULTIPLE

5 dads that will whoop your ass (basically how did they kidnap you, how are they like as a dad, normal shit)

5 dads and how they react to your culture

how the dads react to you coming out as bi

[renytherat]

capsized

NOTE: if you havent caught up there will be spoilers below

bear with me. tommy has way more and way longer lines this season

[side note: that cory kid needs to touch some grass and disconnect from the internet. i probably do too]

tommy coming in to save the day: "actually anything off the coast of mexico would fall under the mexican maritime search and rescue" "i assume thats who put in the original request" (helping hen lie) he is stained out of the harbour at this point which means he left the 217 "good to see you hen" "could be why i haven't been getting any Christmas cards" "captain Wilson and i used to work together at the 118 back when she was just a probie. look at you now" proud of an old friend for climbing ranks and keeping up the good work

"speaking of minutes, the longer we wait the tougher its gonna be to fly through that storm. we should move. I've got your bird fueled and ready to go." "You didn't get a call from central bureau? I'll have words." points at the other dude like a dork

"what do you mean? I'm just helping out an old friend. thought you'd be a little more grateful"

"who do you think [called me]?"

(on the way to ship now!)

tommy is sitting awkwardly silent while the 118 talks

buck says the motto is "who cares?" lol dork

tommy: "i dont think anyone should worry abt getting fired rn...bc we're flying into a hurricane...probably all gonna die anyway"

"this should be the general vicinity where the uno last pinged...we have abt 12 min to play with...well u less you feel like swimming back, thats all we got" "go for kinard. chief simpson [mimicks static] trouble reading [shs] cant hear [turns off the radio] think he bought it?"

118: "who cares?"

"yeah its goo out there all right" what does this even mean?

"yeah except a cat 5 hurricane passes thru here. we could be miles off target"

"intermittent showers" lots of sarcasm with this one... i like him

"alright guys thats it. gotta turn around. lafd chopper 1701 returning to base."

"mayday mayday mayday this is lafd search and rescue 1701 on an open emergency line. we have located the oceanus blue cruise ship uno in severe distress. dispatch all available rescue units to our location immediately. over."

theyre gonna land the helio on the ship

buck thanks tommy with a pat on the shoulder and some seriously grateful eyes while athena and bobby kiss

and thats all folks! this turned into more of just tommys lines than a psychoanalysis but whatever. its a super long post

psychoanalysing tommy

hen begins, bobby begins again, chimney begins, and even capsized.

he knew what vampire movie sal was talking abt (not a big thing but most wouldnt care to know the name of smth that cheesy) "see i dont get that. she (kristen stewart)'s too.. brooding for me. too.."

sal: "maybe youre more of a team jacob kind of guy" excuse me?!?! right off the bat actually? i am breathing here

tommy: "i dont even know what that means" spoken with inflection that makes me think he knows exactly what sal meant by that but sal is a flaming het

chimney: "he's insinuating that youre gay"

tommy: .... (*plays it off and fake blows him a kiss) my guy you are so scared rn.

alright first mean thing he said: called hen bitchy (and hes kind of just following along with whatever sal does) sal is an asshole

he has now accepted hen bc she saved the drowning boy. (she earned their trust bc shes a damn good firefighter) sal is less of an asshole. still a jerk tho lol

[raedas]

au where Marcy and the core become besties. what shenanigans do you think they would get up to

NO WAIT THIS IS SO GOOD thank u for the brainrot bestie :]

the core would help marcy beat all the video games and like when marcy's stuck it'd just like . infiltrate the game (yes it can do this bc i said so) and just like override it FKLJDHGKSNLFAM

marcy: heyyyyy i wanted to be challenged :(((((( besides i liked that level !!! i was getting there !!!! eventually

the core: marcy as much as i support your video game endeavors you haven't gotten up all day and anne and sasha are threatening to barricade the house

also they would like. take turns infodumping about stuff and just like . if u see marcy just sitting there zoning out rotating through a bunch of expressions they are probably talking to the core internally

*sometimes if they're tired marcy will talk out loud since it takes less energy and for everyone around them its just like hearing one end of a telephone call

also !!! game nights !!!!! they play like monopoly and uno and flipwart together except like . sometimes they will try to cheat by playing for the other person GKJLHFDLNFSA

marcy draws a picture of them being besties . enough said

the core: [says something idk] marcy: okay boomer the core: ????????????

marcy's still like . getting used to her powers like with the whole Core Thing but the first time she sees anne she immediately goes to hug her except its too tight and anne just . freaks out thinking that this monster is tryign to kill her and marcy immediately is like: its me its me its me over and over again (pretty much the opposite of what you'd expect. a. )

sasha and anne take longer to adjust to the core than marcy actually—after the immediate shock marcy is just kinda like "omg cool new bestie that knows EVERYTHING this is great"

the core literally just chose marcy as a host bc it was lonely and thought they were friend shaped idc its my denial and i get to choose the flavor

unfortunately, the core does not need to sleep. because of this, marcy will often not be able to sleep at all because the core. will not. be able. to stop talking. (theyre working on it)

OKAY i have to go eat lunch now but thank u for this beloved it was very very fun

[uno-writing]

@queer-verse's ask about ep 248!!! 🍿🥤🍭🍬🍫🧋

!!!!!WARNING MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW!!!!! !!!!!READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!

✨ep 248✨

Spoilers, proceed with caution

- god i hate terrance so much

- it started with this fuckin evil smirk

- every time i see him a go into max rage for 2 seconds b4 calming down

- God bless sera for calling out johns god awful disguise

- lmao she saw through his plot armor this time

- the way my boi covered his stalking was smooth af

- and omg their friendship? precious

- the best in the whole comic, fight me

- they know eachother so damn well

- my heart broke when John saw sera turning into seraphina

- but the difference this time is she cares for him sm

- "loosen up, itll be good for you" 😭

- they are eachother's biggest mom friend

- arlo is just the poor dude whis stck w them bc he has no other friends

- and omg seeing their competitiveness come back was a gift

- my heart rate went up when the ferris wheel showed up again like no sir can u plz not

- but im so glad they had this talk

- i have a feeling the ferris wheel is gonna be the setting of a few other important scenes as well

- john was trying so hard to cheer her up 😭

- and plz Arlo getting mad at him was adorable

- he was so worried lmao

- the beginning of mom arlo

- is it fuckin karma that Holden showed after i said that he appeared in like 5 episode and he wasn't important

- IS HOLDEN A PART OF SCEPTER NOOOOOOO

- WAS THAT EVEN HOLDEN???? I HOPE NOT

- Terrence is so full of bullshit theyre all so full of bullshit

- "we are sorry" who tf r u to speak for the whole organization??

- like actually how important is Terrance?

- was his speech an act he was told to say or legit authority?

- not closed off to the idea that we've been mislead about how bad spectre actually is

- its just way more likely that theyre trying to get her guard down by playing nice guys

- her sister warned her for a reason

- thankfully sera seems well aware of this lol. she aint falling for it

- and why do they want sera a highschool student, abeit a powerful and rich one, so badly by their side?

- like shes a literal kid. and she cant be manipulated into becoming a spectre extremist (for a lack of a better word) at this age

- surely they must know this. either they actually want her for an experiment or something (? throwing ideas at the wind here lol) or its ya dystopia plotholes

- like spectre is whole organization, possibly connected to the government, wtf do they want to do with a teen. then again they have other highschool students as literal spy agents so

- it's prolly just cuz shes super poweful. or was

- anyway I thought the ep was gon be John sera wholesome time followed by John Arlo wholesome time but I was lied too

- Boba anon 🧋

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*See, I was really annoyed by Terrence but he’s starting to do what John does and make the full circle from hatred to loving in my mind

*Even with Sera calling out the disguise, I have no doubts that John’s gonna use it in the future still. He’s already gotten too much confirmation bias from when he followed Sera

*I love them so much. I think Dumbass Trio is still my fav friendship, but this episode shot John and Sera in a really close second (also John's sunshine face when he convinces Sera to have fun oh my god he's such a cutie pie when he's not being bloodthirsty)

*Sass Squad is just a circle of friends who are all the mom friend but all act like they aren’t

*I just rewatched the Fantastic Four movies from the early 2000’s and all I can think of when it comes to the UnO ferris wheel is this scene. Like, to be fair, it’d be pretty rad if this happens and someone has to catch it or stop it (cough arlo’s barrier is really similar to sue storm’s power cough). I don’t think uru-chan’s gonna do it, but idk, something’s definitely gonna happen with that ferris wheel. It’s had 3 of its own shots. Any more and it’s gonna have more screentime than my boy Holden😫

*I got such a kick out of Arlo scolding John (also Dumbass Trio my beloved on the carousel in the background)

*Unfortunately, I don’t think that’s Holden. That dude’s hair looks more slicked back than up like Holden has his hair. But can you imagine?? Like Holden’s just been a background character that’s been insanely loyal to Arlo and he just ends up becoming an important character bc of SPECTRE??? Like that’s an interesting storyline lmao

*Maybe Terrence is talking like that bc he’s like Sera’s manager and then there’s his bosses? Idk, I know some of my past managers kinda talked for the company just bc they’re the ones who were in charge over me?? Idk, I think he’s getting a power kick from having Sera on a metaphorical leash or he’s trying to win her over for SPECTRE.

*I’m assuming it’s bc of her power, maybe even her connection to Leilah. It seems like Leilah is maybe starting to doubt SPECTRE so maybe they’re trying to use Sera to keep one of their lead scientists and Sera’s power is just a benefit? Idk. *It seems like they’ve done this before so maybe they know how to bring Sera around to their side. Like I doubt anyone they’ve recruited in the same way they did Sera went along with it willingly at the beginning. I mean, I wouldn’t. I’d probably be petty and deal without my ability.

[tessbev]

Our one full day in krabi

Recounting the day always feeels like we did a million things. We started the day with a little boat trip to railay beach, about a 10 minute scoot on the long tail boat. Spent the afternoon wandering about, swimming, and throwing the football. Saw some monkeys hopping from rooftop to rooftop, didn’t manage to snap a pic but you can use your imagination for this one :)

We all got a little sunned out quicker than we usually do so we called it a day and took the boat back around 230/3. Had a little quiet time before setting out to find myself a papaya salad. These are my favourite so far. It’s unripe papaya, carrot, tomatoes, green beans, and peanuts. It’s cold and crunchy and unripe papaya has a similar vibe to cabbage but better. It’s in this light tangy sweet dressing that I could drink. I looked it up and it’s mainly lime juice garlic, sugar and fish sauce (I ask for no fish sauce, I like it better without). I always ask for one chilli which is the perfect amount of heat. The spiciness here feels different from home, it feels more intense but also way more enjoyable if that makes sense? Like the flavour is just that much more complex. Idk I’m not a food critic but I like the spiciness lately.

After the papaya salad craving was sufficed we walked down to the beach to watch the sunset. I’m trying to make a point of seeing as many sunsets or sunrises that I can. I love how different they all can be but also how similar. Ugh and the lighting, I could cry I just love it. The perfect time to sit and reflect and appreciate all of these experiences I’m having. We finished watching the sunset at a beach bar while playing a couple rounds of pool. The balls here are so much smaller and the table is huge and that is why nick is beating me every round and the only reason!!!!!

We wandered over to the night market for some live music and some uno. Got myself some of the same sushi from last night and tried my first mochi. These are really a Japanese dessert but I’m using this whole trip and an opportunity to try things I normally wouldn’t. If you don’t know what mochi are they are these rice cakes/rice balls that are usually filled with something. Traditional ones have taro or sesame but obviously I got Nutella, Oreo and rainbow flavoured (what is rainbow flavour?? Sprinkles maybe!!??). Theyre super soft and light and I really wished I liked them but they’re super gelatinous and not at all my cup of tea. Rainbow flavour btw was not sprinkle filled it was fruit with chocolate inside (my worst nightmare).

Finished the night with more uno and some fun music back at the hostel. Woke up this morning around 5/530 to go for a run before the heat. Whenever I’m getting a bit testy I know I need to go for a run. When Alison and I travelled Greece she would notice when I would start getting moody and tell me to go for a run and sure enough it resets me completely. So with my battery reset we’re headed off to phi phi island. Finally meeting up with Jenna today, our final member of the gang!!!

Can’t wait xx

[grantairezee]

I used to play cards a lot when i was in college and the best game of uno I ever played was that exact scenario, except that we laid literally every +2 in the deck on this poor sucker and he had to draw like 16 cards, and he saw it coming and was laughing too hard to be mad, even though we blew his massive lead.