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gahhhh i want to put more twin peaks on my blog but dont want to spoil myself :(
#mine#ugh you know i utterly hate donna & james#i think thats on purpose though#bc the whole show is about how life doesnt really make very much sense right#& laura is kind of the central point of this#in that she presented herself as the perfect 'normal' girl#but she was really very fucked up#and through that we get to see the weird reality behind that facade#and james & donna kind of do 2 things within that#1. theyre still kind of in lauras fake world? theyre living a facade#2. they (as the normative ones) are written & acted as very cheesy and over the top#making them annoying and obviously fake#which is fine. interesting even#however i think that theyre given far too much screentime considering they seem to be purposefully annoying and fake#its so so annoying to have to watch them do their stupid “oh james are you sure its okay for us to be together” mwah mwah bullshit#+ they dont fit#& that may be on purpose but it kind of ruins the immersion to have so much of them on screen#bc the whole world is weird & abnormal & they arent#aaghhhh i cant stop thinking about this show#twin peaks#anyway. audrey <3333 that man is too old.#i love her sm though <333
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what kind of cratures do you think the trigun gang would be?
CREATURES IN GENERAL OR SEA CREATURES. BECAUSE MY FRIEND MONTY N I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT TRIGUN FURSONAS THE OTHER DAY. but i am the sea creature guy at heart so im gonns give u those i hope that is ok 😌 there are many benefits to being a marine biologist.
Vash: he is... so very shark coded to me. everyone looks at him and sees a dangerous killing machine. frequently covered in scars. do u see the connection here. he is specifically a thresher shark to me because of the whole sharpshooter thing and also the sad sad puppydog eyes 💙


Wolfwood: i am torn between two different types of eels for him. giant morays are more aesthetically pleasing but personally i have to go with a wolf eel both for the name and because ive worked with these guys before and theyre sooooo cool so im biased


Meryl: not technically a sea creature because she is just so bird coded to me. White-Tailed Tropicbird

Milly: is it cheating to have two cephalopods on this list. because i think i really want to say giant pacific octopus for milly. either that or a whale shark 💙 yes those are two completely different animals no i will not be taking criticism at this time


bonus Knives because i love him and i feel the most strongly about this one:
BOBTAIL SQUID.

... and also a bristle worm . for what i hope are obvious reasons

#NORMALLY THOUGH meryl is an egyptian plover#shes sooooo so very much an egyptian plover. hold on i made a post about that the other day ill reblog it again for u :] hehe#i worked at an aquarium last year and every time we would pull a bristleworm out of one of our tanks id be like ohhh my god its knives.....#i love every opportunity to push my sea creature knives agenda. hes so sea creature to me. hes so marine biologist to me.#OH MY GOD ALSO LIVIO. LIVIO IS A GOLIATH GROUPER TO ME . <3#side note also . have you ever seen that picture of a hermit crab using a human skull as a shell#(<< the image is fake its photoshopped BUT)#thats legato. to me. except with a blueleg hermit crab. he is a blue leg hermit crab with a human skull for a shell#which is bullshit because i dont think legato deserves something that cool but alas it is unfortunately perfect for him#(<< this is /j i think legato is a cool and interesting character#i just think he has a punchable face and like 2 pretend i hate his guts cause its funny)#HI !!!! THANK U FOR GIVI G ME AN EXCUSE TO TALK ABT SEA CREATURES ILY <3333#asks#madnessmadness#sorry if u meant like... actual land creatures. unfortunately i am the fish guy forever <3#YES I REALIZE VASH AND KNIVES ARE TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT CREATURES AND THAT MAKES NO SENSE BC THEYRE TWINS#BUT LIKE. I FEEL SO STRONGLY ABOUT BOTH OF THOSE THINGS#i could be persuaded to make knives a shark if needed bc there are so many cool shark species i could assign to him#but like. hes just soooo bobtail squid coded to me ive been saying that since i first saw his fuckin. snuggie in tristamp
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candehya my favourite wlw ship in genshin ong
#candehya#i just. love them. theyre perfect#children of the desert. dehya being a merc forever moving around and candace always protecting aaru village#they got the red and blue and sun and moon aesthetics going on too#there's a lot more to it that i'm missing but yall need to know that they love each other very deeply#but cant always be together#but the time they spend together#is always spent so preciously#and they love each other's company and always have so much fun#i also just love them individually as characters#dehya is so. sweet. and so is candace. theyre both so tough and strong willed as well#i LOVE characters that can fucking kick so much ass and are basically soldiers but theyre GENUINELY really compassionate people#theyre both so similar but theyre approaches to their values are so different too. DFHJKS <3333
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Im drawing some dnd npcs rn and it turns out trying to make Falin's hair more spiky just gives you Ramona Flowers
#this is melisia!!! shes questions girlfriend :))))#she is also blind and difficult to get along with <3 theyre perfect for eachother <3333#melisia#dnd#dnd npc#art#my art#digital art#wip
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@thatonecrypticrobyn
...theyre cats... my skrimblys
i keep forgetting i have a tumblr I Am Sorry
scratchy wiry beard.... the scratches are worth it
#johnshi#kenshi takahashi#johnny cage#mk1#mortal kombat#THEYRE KITTIESSSSS#LOOK AT EMMMMM#AWWWW#:3333#:OOOOO#gasp#theyre perfect i love them#johnnys accepting his beard scratched face its worth it
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do you remember when emoji ratings was a thing!!! that was a great meme & we should bring it back. but you specifically should rate all the cow emojis. if you want :)
absolutely.
APPLE
super cute!!!! got the roundness in da front, square butt, perfect. luvly. would be cuter if it was stylized tho. 8/10
ANDROID
VERY CUUUUTTEEEEE LOVELY!!! i preferred the old one tho :(( (right) 9/10
SAMSUNG
the cartoony smiley face looks strange to me .. 6/10
MICROSOFT
SOOOO CUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEE SO CUUUTEEEEEEEE this is so good!!!!! perfect!!!!!!!!! big nose empty eyes. perfect. cow. 10/10
WHATSAPP
hm
TWITTER
kinda cute! dont really know what the face shape is supposed to be like ... uhhh . its okay! 4/10
FACEBOOK
you had a perfectly good brown cow why did you . why did you get rid of her. bring hehr back. like this is fine but the sideways body and front on face is kinda jarring ig 4/10
OPENMOJI
A BEAUTIFUL BELTED COW!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! HOW CREATIVE! THATS WONDERFUL THAT A NON-FRESIAN WAS USED FOR THE COW EMOJI THATS LOVELY<3333 10/10
HUWAWEI
heheheehehehe she looks like a chihuahua 6/10
LG
horse without a neck/10
SKYPE
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEEEE CUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEE this cow is excited about something!!!!!!!!!! this cows about to run up to u and try to lick ur face 8/10
ICONS8
she looks like shes wearing slippers....... aouuu floopy brisket. round nose.. how lovely. 9/10
MESSENGER
what a lovely girl!!! oh my gosh!!!! and a lovely brown cow too!!!!!!!! not a thought behind those eyes. i lve her. the anatomy is a little strange but i forgive thiem 7/10
PLAYSTATION
sHES SO FUCKIGN SMLA ORINGTOFDIEKFRGTRFEDLWKSNDFGFOTEFRIDWNSLKDCFVGTREFOWSXDC 10/10
HTC
a very pretty approximation of a cow!!!! with suuuuuuuper sharp horns!!!!!!!!!!! woawh!!!! a fearsome creature! 7/10
JOY PIXELS / TOSS FACE / EMOJIDEX
theyre okay. bye
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OH, I ASKED THIS ONCE BEFORE, BUT I WILL ASK AGAIN, what's your favorite thing about turbo/king candy
I'm answering this in the late ass time of night but it's the perfect time let's gooo
I. Love. Everything. About. This. Man. I love him so so much. His style, his laugh, his voice, UGH HIS VOICE, movements, goofyness silly, racing, the JOY he takes in everything he does, his SILLY GOOFYNESS AAAAA, the way his crown always stays on his head no matter what, the BOUNCYness of his body at the smallest movement like a jelly, his adorable self, his UNHINGED SELF, the hint of growl in his voice talking about his possession of the game, his effortless and overall LOVE for racing, his eyes constricting/become smaller when he's absolutely pissed tf off, the authority persona he can pull off even in his short ass 3"0 self still so imposing (pant pant), the little patting he does to sour bill like pls my king do to me pls, the manipulative lil SHIT, but he's an entertaining manipulative lil shit, the way he so effortlessly lies through his teeth and makes it believable, the way he can make others do what he wants on just words alone without the need of force cuz he KNOWS physically he can't do SHIT and I fucking LOVE silver tongue characters HHHHHHHHH, speaking of- that tongue THO?? boy what that DO, that lisp I find so so hot just hhhh sir how dare you, I love the sparkles that always just follow him, on his clothes, his kart, his throne, just ALL of him, the way he just HAS FUN with everything he does (not even MENTIONING THE CYBUG EVERYTHING), the added helmet and gloves when he's racing that even Turbo didn't use??? the bow tie twirl it does when he's surprised, he MUST have coded that in, and oh- KNOWING HOW TO FKING CODE, whether someone told him or he learned on his own, being able to manipulative an entire world for YOU, creating a new model/body for himself, like it's TERRIFYING to know your entire existence and even YOUR OWN MIND can be manipulated from a couple of cables just below you and he fully took advantage of that, I love everything of his design, the purple sparkling coat, the candy wrapper bow tie, the heart designed hand cuffs, candy cane neck collar, the POOFY pants<3333, the crown with the balls that look like Ferrero Rocher chocolates, the chocolate dipped design, his jellybean nose<333 my second favorite candy, the purple eye shadow he looks so hot with and add to his for some reason constant bedroom eyes look, the rosy blushy cheeks that perk up when he smiles and giggles, the bushy eyes rows that make him SO expressive with every emotion EVEN WHEN THEYRE OFF COLOR SO OFTEN IN HIS MERCH DEPENDING ON WHAT THEY FEEL LIKE THAT DAY, his smile lines that curve with every smile, how soft his face, skin and lips look and bet they would feel just LOOK, the way his lips sometimes go expressive on the 'ooh's sounds so cartoony but also make me wanna kiss him so much, how soft his hands look even with finger nails cuz of course gotta look chibi and cartoony in the new game, the way he MOVES around with the microphone, TOTAL show off man built for the spotlight, beautiful perfect host like imagine a GAME SHOW WITH HIM AS HOST?? the little hip sway when he closes the door of his kart, the way he dives into his collar when he dodges down so CUTELY, his silly name puns and candy phrases that even pass on to the magic kingdoms game, so on point,
the two tail coats behind him that HONESTLY WORK SO WELL with the later dual cerci tails in his cybug form like a foreshadow, the little button behind his jacket that looks like a Mario coin (and I haven't looked at a picture of him since I opened this ask, this is just by memory he's just Aaaaaaa), the whole white chocolate design aesthetic with his royal racer kart and honestly himself too with the inner shirt, the fact that his "fans" are POPCORN, LIKE THAT'S NOT A CANDY but they're still there even tho like yeah animal crackers aren't candy either BUT ITS SO FUNNY to think Turbo went "I need my own little 'crowd' to fit in with the other racers, uh uh, POPCORN, yeah that was popular in the 80s", the fact he let his jealousy, vain and possessiveness for control get to him to destroy an entire game, like I fully believe he would PHYSICALLY PERSONALLY unplug a game if he could, I just love him so so much, Alan Tudyk, you did amazing with him, I genuinely can not see anyone else that would of taken him and made him AS GOOD AND ICONIC as he did, I just love him so so much, I adore him, I need him, I adore him, and I know it's gone so far when I found myself saying "I would let the world burn for this man," if he told me he hated another game and wanted it gone, disappeared, killing his competition, I would do it for him, anything to have him with me still. I adore everything about him.
And I haven't even gotten to TURBO since he got 24 SECONDS OF 3D SCREEN TIME (YES I COUNTED AND TIMED).
what was the question? oh favorite thing?
I'm very big on voices. so. voice. voice
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What book you are looking forward to read?
YAAAYY ILY I GET TI YAP ABPUT THISS!!
Okay firstly i finished the winter soldier cold front a little while ago and i still LOVEE it </3 I really wanna buy some annotating stuff to annotate it bc i just need to dump all of my thoughts into this bc they did by bbg DIRTYYY. I may or may not have been teary by the end.. also i found a cute like 60 pack of the little annotating ermm.. tabs yk?? On amazon and it has rhe perfect colours and im DEBATING it..
Anyways rn im reading the Moonday Letters!! Its like.. my gay romance ever i need them i love them. It was actually kinda hard to get into at first bc like obvi its made of like letters and they referenced a lot of things that didnt make sense til later. Like i was 1/4 if the way thru before they explained the moonday bit giggle. But i really love it theres a rlly cute romance and the plots so interesting and iysf UFJFJFKKDJ. Dide i havent finished it yet so no spoilers but if they kill this one character im GOING to go insane u dont understamd. Also they have a cat so im happy
Anywayysys i have a couple im excited for. Firstly 1984 which i miiiight read next.. its gonna be a reread bc we learn abt this stuff in schools here but i just love it in general. I like george orwell a lot but 1984 is def the best of his that i’ve read. But what i actually think im gonna read next is the hunger games books!! I got this really cute set of them for Christmas and i havent started it yet and i just AHHH im so excited for it!! The only thing is bc theyre all hardcover and fancy idk if im gonna be too scared to annotate them.. ill get over it eventually shhhh. Andd theres also one last one that miight get a little depressing but shshhh. A little while ago my friend’s mum passed (rip debbie you angel </3) and i got a book from her a little while back thats part of a series called firesong and im so excited to read it. Like.. dragons??? Fucking yes??? Idk if im gonna be able to annotate it tho im like actually terrified of ruining it.
Okayaya thats it!! Ofc theres a couple others but unfortunately i cant talk ALLL day so heres my little list atm (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)
Oakayay tysm for the ask girlie ilyyy <3333
#rue replies#girlblogging#hell is a teenage girl#im just a girl#girly thoughts#just girly things#loser girl#bambi girl#girl blogger#girly stuff#this is a girlblog#girlhood#girly things#fawn angel#angelcore#angelic#fawncore#fawn girl#angel#fawn posts#coquette#girl interrupted#coquette aesthetic
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CAN I PRETTY PLEASE BE YOUR 😍 ANON???? BC THATS HOW U GOT ME W EVERY POST U MAKE
I'm super excited for all ur upcoming ocs especially the cat boy and fanboy 🤤 they have me so delusional. Ummm are we allowed to write little drabbles or send ideas for ur yans? Bc i love both Silas and Elias ok theyre my babies <3333 hope ur resting well and tysm for feeding our obsession. Also i didnt know it was u who did CKB's yan older bro drawing??!? Dude he's one of my faveeeee yans of cbk and when u dropped that art i deep throated my phone ngl, u made him ssssooo fucking yummy 😫
😍 anon
Of course you can🫶
Cat boy and fanboy are both very cute in their own ways if you like cute brats or deranged simps so hope you like them when I finally post them!
Of course please go ahead! I love seeing the ideas you guys come up with! These past few days answering asks have been very fun for me
Haha yeah I've been down bad since ckb first made him😭 He's so perfect for what?? I need him in my life fr
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i really loved the reporter!peter b having a crush on actress!reader!
i was wondering if you could write more about it! :3 maybe peter and reader do end up dating and reader takes him to red carpets with her and theyre overall super SUPER in love with eachother<3333
I'm so happy you liked the concept! At this point I'm loving the different requests and I'm having so much fun branching out on these characters we've created. I hope you enjoy this one!
Part 1, Part 2
Reporter!Peter B x Actress!Reader (pt. 2)

I thought this pic was perfect for this!
When you guys started seeing eachother, he was completely starstruck
Your dinner at that Italian restaurant had went perfectly! More and more he had started to fall for you and your true personality, completely enraptured by you
You thought he was adorable, like a puppy imprinted on their mother, with those adorable eyes so wide and full of wonder
And the way his ears would burn a bright red any time you brushed your hand against his
Once he got comfortable, he was incredibly open and talkative!
It was your turn to be enraptured by him, seeing him in rose colored glasses at a movie the two of you went to see
You couldn't help but watch him instead of the movie, your hand in his, your arms pushed up against eachother as you watched the scary movie you had picked
He was geeking out, occasionally leaning in to whisper different facts and thoughts throughout the film
You kept getting these little butterflies at the sound of his voice
Being in this field of work, it was natural to have these certain trust issues whenever it came to this sort of thing
You hadn't been in a relationship in over 5 years now
You just didn't see the point in putting so much time and emotions into another human being
That is until Peter opened your eyes to what that point is
He was shy to ask you for a third date, suggesting that he cook for you back at his place
(He finally cleared out all of his things. They now sit in a box under his bed)
You happily accepted
You thought his little apartment was so cute! It reminded you of your days as a beginning actress, and filled you with a sense of nostalgia. Of home.
You guys cooked together, a nice chicken Scampi that reminded you of your mother's. You were so excited when he asked you to cook something you loved, and we're having such a great time showing him how to mince the bell peppers
You both sat down for dinner at his kitchen island, a bottle of wine shared between you two over candle light, a bit of Frank Sinatra in the background
Such pleasant conversation shared between you two, soon dying down when you were done eating, just staring into each other's eyes
The kiss you shared was so sweet, both of your heads spinning from the wine and the passion
You pull away suddenly, running to the bathroom, leaving him standing there, confused
"I-Im so sorry! I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable or anything, it's just that the moment felt right, and you were so pretty, and I- where are your clothes-"
You stood in the doorway of the bathroom, your bra and panties a red matching set
Oh you planned to jump his bones the second he asked you about a third date
It was about a month into your relationship that you decided to make it public, showing up to work to surprise him
Literally in the lion's den of hot gossip
Nobody would stop asking him questions, and he just sits there with the smuggest look on his face
The first time he went to your place, he was absolutely FLABBERGASTED at the amount of Spiderman memorabilia you had
Your cheeks flushed in embarrassment, explaining he was really more of just a celebrity crush
He TOTALLY didn't visit you as spiderman
You freaked out meeting him, it was so cool
You actually cried
He was shocked because he literally said he'd cry if he met you
Irony
Loves bragging about you 24/7
You find the box of all of his geek things
You thought it was so cute and creepy
Whenever you have to work on a film, you guys call and video chat every day and night if it's far away
Sometimes if it's for a long time, let's just say thank God for video chat ;)
Paparazzi photos and articles on you two are so cute because they're mostly talking about how much happier you look
You did an interview with him for vanity fair, and it was so adorable
You even went on a celebrity gameshow once, playing a couples game
You guys get so much love from your fans
That and those edits of you guys with a sappy song in the background
He even makes a cameo in one of your shows as a guy you flirt with at a restaurant once
And then the red carpet events
See my Shopping with Peter B headcannons for that 👀
Overall, life with him is just so much better, and he still can't believe he could even pull you in the first place
#fanfiction#peter b parker#peter b parker x reader#peter benjamin parker#spiderman x reader#spiderman across the spiderverse#spiderman into the spiderverse#spiderman x you#spiderman
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Mechs Ships Tournament Final Round
This is the final round. If any ties occur, there will not be a tiebreaker. Whichever ship(s) win this poll win the tournament. Propaganda is under the cut.
Propaganda:
Polymechs And Lyf:
I like poly ship's and Lyf is my blorbo of the month. I also think they deserve all the love in the world and the mechs could provide it. Also have you SEEN the angst polymechs + Lyf fics?? Where no one knows they are immortal yet and they die??? Everyone's so heartbroken and then usually them coming back is fucked up n painful and gjrhfkdhkf its so good.
tbi that track with the mechs (expert testimony?)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46044082
#polymechs + lyf is the superior mechs ship#you can zoom in on any of your favorite mech ships or just everybody at once it's unlimited (tags via @rocksanddeadflowers)
Guys I have the perfect polymechs + lyf propaganda (via @moons-br)
Arthur/Gwen/Lancelot:
that one post where its like theyre the us government but if it actually did whst it said it did. three different people of equal power keeping each other in check. also they aLMOST SAVED THE STATION WITH THE POWEROF LOVE [Pollrunner's note: post here]
POLYAMORY
I just love them a lot and blood and whiskey is so good and ”maybe just this once there could be a happy ending” makes me cry every time
blood and whistey
the track where they decide
Nastya/Aurora:
So perfect and immaculate that they’re **canon** and I love them so much <3333
them <3
lesbian machines. thats it.
They're girlfriends!!!!
Lebabin
Funniest line in OUAT(IS)
what if your girlfriend was the ship of theseus and you were a princess who got revolutioned and love just wasn't enough in the end. what then.
them <3
https://themechanisms.com/fiction/ghost-in-the-machine/ (via @wormsontoast)
Violinspector:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37936555/chapters/94742191
violinspector (the stars claim them)
The Stars Claim 'Em
yoyr fanfic idk i thought this was funny [Poll runner's note: I'm the author of The Stars Claim Them.]
it slaps. that’s all
no thoughts. only them.
#mechs ships tournament#the mechanisms#the mechs#spumblr#tournament poll#shipping final round#nastya rasputina#the starship aurora#lyfrassir edda#marius von raum#high noon over camelot#arthur hnoc#lancelot hnoc#guinevere hnoc
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hii len!! we’re mutuals now sooo nice to meet u hihi <33 i see you’re a bokuto’s lover (i also am—he’s such an underrated baby), so i just wanted to share this lil pic :3

HIII ELIEEE !!!! nice to meet you too <3333
cutest bokuto pic ever im sobbing thank you for sharing with the class 🙂↕️
also i was looking at ur selfships and theyre so cute!! iwa's the perfect man fr (i say that about all of them)
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Moots as pretty words?
wow anon, you really got me thinking hard rn 👻 i tried my best for you though 🙏🏽
@dovedi — precious (dina pookie, youre 1 of my first friends on here so you will always have a special in my heart 🫂💘 #imadoveforlife 🔥🔥🕊💯)
@gigittamic — sweetheart (because gigi is honestly one of the kindest souls i have ever come across 💔☹️ shes always commenting on my posts & shes just a sweet person overall. we LOVE gigi here ‼️)
@p-oisn — cherished (i give you this word because i honestly do cherish whenever we interact 😇😇💘 whenever i see your username mention me or comment under a post of mine, i literally kick my feet ☝🏽🤓 chi is the best <3)
@jenfaery — generous (mari baby, i get so happy when you compliment my mdbds:( you & your blog are just the definition of perfection 😊 you say the sweetest things & i appreciate them sm 💗💗🤗)
@fairytopea — breathtaking (whenever i see ANY of vinis posts im like 😵😵😵😵 AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE DIVIDERS EITHER 😈💯 theyre truly stunning all the time :333 💗)
@y2jiz — welcoming (ive talked to mimi a few times but i felt so at ease when we talked. shes seems like a very warm person which i love 🙏🏽☺️💗)
@yeritos — iconic (ok this word may not be considered pretty 😓 but junes mdbds are always on a whole other level!!! i gave you iconic because youre one of the founding mothers of mdbd making 🔥🔥💯 i truly appreciate you for pmo mdbd making 🫡🩷🩷🩷)
@wiotas — heartfelt (whenever you reply to a comment of mine or if you comment under my mdbds, your responses feel very genuine...leo you make me feel warm & cozy 😻😻😻 <3333)
@softkiseu — speechless (navi, whenever i see your posts i am literally loss of words...everything matches from the text, images, aesthetic & the little gifs at the bottom. youre absolutely incredible & truly inspiring:) 💘🦋)
@haevrrs — pleasing (HEAR ME OUT pennes posts are always so beautiful & the pics used just work so well together 🤧 so this is why i used this word for you!!! your account is like a treasure to me 💌 PENNE THE GOAT 🐐🔥🔥‼️)
@h-anis — comforting (i feel like this is how majority of your mdbds make me feel. with that being said, i get the impression that you also have a calm personality...its very easy to be around you 🥰🥰 <333)
#sorry this took so long 😓😓 BUT I LOVE YALL SM#sorry i didnt do more i was pooped from this#from: anon#—jae answers 🤳🏽
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You taking your kids out to play on a snow day.
Someone's supposed to be holding you the entire time, but you get passed around casually until finally, you finally end up forgotten in the front yard, stranded between boot tracks.
After a while, they decide to build a snow person. You were caught under the first ball almost immediately, a layer of snow pressing you onto the ball as it pulled you along. The snow gets thicker around you, and the ball gets heavier every time you spin to the bottom. Luckily, you come to a stop facing to the side.
As the other balls are stacked on, you slowly dig your way through the snow in the dark, hoping you'll make it out before they finish and head in for cocoa. You hear your daughter close by muttering and rustling things above you.
"Okay, she has a hat, a scarf, a face made of rocks and mittens. What else does she need?"
"What makes it a girl?"
"Just is."
"If it's a girl..."
You feel two thuds far above you as your eldest adjusts the snow woman's anatomy from across the yard.
"No, she's missing something important."
You're able to see the snow in front of you now as you're near the surface.
"Snowmans need a carrot, obviously."
"Snow woman, but you're right. Where is it?"
You finally have a hole to the outside world big enough to see through. Your son strides across the yard, pulling a carrot from his pocket. Hopefully, you can get his attention.
"There!"
The butt of the carrot broke your nose and sent you sliding back to the start of your tunnel.
"A snow tranny!"
"Oh yeah. Where's Mom anyway?"
- 🎃 (I don't think that's taken? You're a perfect thing to put in situations, so I figure I should sign things)
BFNFNCJVJCUC7CIVIZJZJCC <3333
(Thats not taken, no worries!!! And goodness, do I ADORE situations :3)
I had warned them a thousand times to be careful, especially in the snow- the last thing I wanted was for any of them to catch a cold. At my size, it wasnt quite as easy to make them soup or get them medicine... even if I did come off as a little overbearing, I am glad they took me with them! Even as my little body is passed off extremely casually, just a "Hold Mom for a bit!" and a quick little handoff, I can't help but sigh about how much I love my kids... even if I do wish they would ask for my permission to just pass me around like that.
Shivering and trembling, waving my little arms as much as I can, its only now that I started to regret my choices in going out with them- the brightly colored winter clothes I had chosen specifically to be seen better were useless as they got caked in that frigid snow... watching boots stomp all around me, my voice a small squeal that I doubted would be audible from their earmuffs...
It only gets worse buried in the actual snowman. A veritable avalanche keeping me stuck, squirmimg and fighting through densely packed snow as I listen to the muffled sounds of my childrens voices... little hands clawing... relieved when they finally break through, poking my head out to call for one of them when-
The air is knocked out of my lungs with a loud thud, my face burning bright red as I'm sent stumbling. My little tunnel lays in front of me, my nose leaking blood as I whimper... staring at the butt of a carrot. Immature, but unsurprising... listening to the muffled sounds of my kids all heading inside, sighing about how theyre "Sure Mom'll turn up eventually..."
Already digging an alternate route and wincing as I realize I'll have to beg at the door to be let in once again... as always 😵💫
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Pffff this might out me some day out of my anon spot but idc, Dissy if you see this hi!!! Anyway
My mutual and I are working on a ethubs deity au!!! And we've already established some things but the base premise is that Nature (mossss) deity etho finds his way into the icelands/coldlands and gets lost, and snow spirit/deity bdubs finds him there and nurses him back to health from his frostburns and cold body temperatures (its basically moss etho arctic bdubs hehe) but theyre both so silly and cool and i love them
And the story continues down a path of them trying to stay together and needing to find out a way to do that cause etho cant stay in the coldlands and bdubs cant stay in the warmlands </3 its just tragic for them but i love them so much <3333
-21Anon
Their situation will never be perfect, but they can find a way to make it work. It might take time, but thankfully that is something they have a lot of. After all, flora can still thrive in arctic conditions, and animals can live in the heat and freezing cold of the deserts.
It's just a matter of adaptation. It might take centuries, maybe even millennia, but each day brings them closer to each other. After all, wouldn't they be stronger working together?
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ohhhh man your wonderful woy art is bringing back sooo many fond memories for the show and fandom 🥹💗💗💗 also thoughts on (my personal favorite episode) my fair hatey?
coming from you! you're awesome!!! yea i got dragged back in MAJORLY after the pilot came out!!!
this.... well this is the best episode right? it also makes me crasy without fail.
i think it is a perfect 22 minutes!!!! this is perfect episode! i rewatched so much already but im still emotional! i mean the beginning already makes me want to cry.....
HATERRRRRRR!!!!!!!cute cute cutefhdgjhkdihjy
this is my fav part with the watchdogs singing. i had this song in my head a lot (due to a reanimated .. ^_^;;) but it was sad cuz i cant sing the low note "to deathhhhh". this is taking a long time to watch cuz i keep taking lots of pictures and wanting to watch the songs over again
whatd you have for breakfast? was it sa-tis-fy-ing (other fav part). that last pic^ is another random moment that makes me emotional they are just beign so sweet.... smiling togerhter without a care in the world EVERYONE IS GETTING ALONG :) is the most beautiful thing ever SEASON 3 WOULD HAVE BEEN THIS like ALL THE TIME... GRRRRR. i think many woy fans are crazy due to having the show canceled, so there is a deep longing that will never be filled, thats why i was drawing so much, to fill the void. i also think peepers fans are doubly crazy due to him not getting whatever big arc was planned for him (i observe this in the comments on my art. i love it pls never stop being crazy....)
DOMINATOR ^_^ her song makes me smile so much as well shes so cooool!!!!!! i didnt take many pics of her tho cuz i think it is easy to find them already !!!:P lol. dominator is really immature isnt she, i think she must be 22 years old like me we need to get her a creative hobby and tumblr!
AUUUUHHHH IT HURTS,,.,. it hurtsssss *1 million evil devil flaming skulls* they understand eachotehr so well dont they <3333 wander knows to make hater mad on purpose but it is also genuine and heartful. i want to cry even when he is being chased around cuz i love them BADLY
BUDDIES! favorite wander smile there ^^ cutest. everyone riding on together to escape, i like when hater breaks the wall GOOD TEAMWORK BUDDIESSSS!!!!
ending song makes me sooo emotional too with LOVE. peepers is so cute isnt he! being happy for hater. aaaaggghh
other favorite part with watchdogs singing! theyre the greatest! i love the entire end part so much i posted the clip before.. wander and sylvia, everyone sings to eachotehr, I MISS THEM SO BADDDDDD!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!! 1 like = 1 help
it just is the best... perfect amazing cartoon show ever
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