#theyre on a date!!!! dont hmu

[candiedsodas]

my magnum opus

[andragoras-in-vanity]

i need hot men to follow if your a hot man pls tell me so i can thirst i mean follow

[actualbird]

and oH OH!!! hoyofest 2022 is doing a tot cafe in the ph again* and i swear to god, this time i am getting a reservation, i will BE SUCCESSFUL THIS YEAR! MANIFESTING THIS!!!**

especially cuz i rlly want. this event exclusive merch....

the boys....having a little tea party together...happy and peaceful.....merch made for me, nxx found fam enjoyer and nxx found fam agenda pusher.....

*it'll be at Moon Rabbit cafe again! but the first event cafe theyre doing is the gnshn one, tot cafe event period is still to be announced later

**for context: last year i tried my damned hardest to get a reservation for the tot cafe but last year they were taking reservations on a call basis and i made. 100+ calls. to no avail. im glad theyre using a reservation form this time that seems much simpler javksjhfas

[thanksfortheflaglove]

hi the girl im in love with kissed me tonight

[gumdecay]

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[wendy-comet]

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[thesugarace]

So I’ve finally got to re-reading HLITF

and something in the prologue just reminder me of my absolute favourite thing from this app and its this:

YOOOOOOOOO

I CANNOT TELL YALL HOW. MUCH. I. LOVE. THIS. GIRL.

I havent re-played much of the other Voltage games (except for some MSB stories that I smh salvaged before the standalone apps disappeared) so I dont really remember much about other MC’s friends but I vividly remember loving this girl with all my heart because she’s just THE BEST FRIEND out of all the Voltage MC’s friends.

Okay, I know there’s Kosugi from MSB but, if Im remembering correctly, there are times where I feel like she can be insensitive towards the MC so she’s second but she’s a REAL CLOSE second. 

Anyways, Naruko is my number one for so many reasons namely:

OKAY firstly, she cute AF I mean LOOK. AT. THAT. SPRITE!!!!! Also, she  has the same bubbly attitude as the MC like out of all the MCs’ friends across all the games, that similarity between her and MC (asgsfhsjfhjgahs I used to call the HLITF MC Mido as in Midori cause tbh she’s too freaking green, to be a PSD detective, well at least in the beginning) is much more obvious and you can really tell in the few scenes that she appears in every story that she and MC vibe really well. I was actually surprised that’s the personality the writers chose to give her because considering the premise that the MC is a country outsider among these elite big city cadets, I was expecting them to really push that ‘outsider’ narrative and write the other cadets to have a vastly different personality as compared to the MC but they didnt with her so it was nice to see that in this academy where MC constantly has to struggle to prove she belongs, there is at least one person that really welcomes her and that the MC can confide with. 

Also, Naruko fangirls like nobody’s business. I remember reading a screencap of her looking all serious saying ‘if i wanna go out with my darling Subaru, I need to check his sched with Goto first’ or smt like that 😂 But anyways, I like how she’s just BLATANTLY. AND CONSTANTLY. THIRSTING over the instructors!!! And sometimes even MC is like ‘hey girl! let’s get you away from these sex-on-a-sticks and nearer to this tall glass of ice cold water’ AHDFGJHAGHSGHGAJHJ I LIVE FOR THIS SOMEWHAT SOLIDARITY!!!! THEYRE BOTH JUST LIKE ‘YOU KNOW WHAT THESE UPTIGHT INSTRUCTORS NEED? A HOT DATE!! HMU FELLAS!’ 

But tbh, what really sold it for me was how supportive she is of MC, even knowing that MC is hiding smt from her. I mean, I seriously think she knows that MC is dating an instructor and she could probably make some pretty intelligent guesses on who it is since its canon that Naruko is really observant and even the MC is like ‘I need to be careful around her, she’s really sharp’ in this one story (I forgot which) and also, MC is VERY TRANSPARENT™ like I havent played HLITF in a long time but I still rmb the insane number of scenes when the instructors tease her abt dating an instructor and she could NEVER hide her reaction like sometimes its not even teasing, she would LITERALLY set herself up to get caught by just fantasizing and blushing like crazy or smirking or whatever. Also, that whole my uncle’s nephew’s sister’s blah blah is so obv like really MC? You trynna pull that kinda thing with a detective scouted into PSD (chances are she also got in through connections but still) Ok, I digressed so back to my point, I love how much she supports MC’s secret relationship and whenever MC comes to her with some ‘hypothetical’ situation involving a distant relative of a distant relative of a distant relative, she puts up with MC’s antics and rolls along with it. She just respects the fact that MC wont tell her and tries to help to the best of her abilities with the info she’s given. I forgot whose story it is (wow this must be the 289482th time I typed that) but I rmb there was one where the MC thinks her instructor and this other woman are really comfy with each other and wonders if they’re exes and starts getting worried about how close they are. So she goes to Naruko and does her usual distant relative of a distant relative of a distant relative and poor Naruko who obv didnt want to have this convo just goes like ‘here we go again’ and then there’s a jump to a later part of the convo and my girl is suddenly scolding MC like ‘No ThEyRe SwOrN eNeMiE- OF COURSE THEYRE EXES YOU DUMB BIJ WAKE TF UP GET HER AWAY FROM HIM’ (Im paraphrasing) I just love how she goes from ‘Im so done with your shit’ to ‘That shit is my purpose to live now’ and that pretty much is the classic dynamic between her and MC after almost every MS2 - MC thinking she’s doing at least a decent job of hiding her relationship and Naruko just chilling like ‘No you aint honey but I love you so I wont tell you otherwise and just settle for giving you free relationship therapy’ 

I also used have this headcannon that Naruko is also dating an instructor and it sent me thinking about how MC would push herself and put in everything to make sure her secret stays secret and she’d basically be too preoccupied to realise that Naruko’s also hiding something from her. MC wouldn’t have a freaking clue or even suspect anything until she receives a wedding invite from her 😂

[soccialcreature]

rebels s4 first-time watch liveblogging! (just jedi knight on bcuz i only wanna watch the good eps of this show)

sorry. the hair is bad. maybe dont let a blind man give himself a haircut

kanan and hera r the only too bitches i care about in this house

theyre soooo cuuuute ugh

y go to the fuel depot tho that seems like a recipe for disaster

kanan didnt have to b dramatic about it i think they all cudve gotten away if he had just got in the ship. theyve been in tighter situations before

can kanan b a force ghost tho? just to talk to hera. idc about the others. hera seems rly broken up about this

hera: *crying*.  chopper:  bur bur. bur bur bur bur bur.    hera: *sniffles* youre right

ezra and hera reminiscing about kanan is actually really good and really hits :(

the side plot is stupid. y not just use a bomb-bomb and kill that little grey bitch. a fuckin paint bomb? r u serious?let zeb kill him bitch goddamnit zeb deserves a little murder. as a treat

what the fuck is happening

god fucking damnit dave u fucking furry ive had enough of these fucking wolves

i hate how they talk

EZRA SAID “AHSOKA” <33333

leave hera alone she needs like 5 fucking minutes to grieve her baby-daddie’s death goddamn

FUCK YEAHHHHH WE R GOING BACK TO THE JEDI TEMPLE i love the jedi i miss the clone wars :(

im gonna say it. the loth-cats cudve been cuter

ohmygod dave finally made his dream come true of having his characters ride wolves (bcuz he said he wanted ahsoka to ride a wolf at some point. but these guys riding wolves r fine too i guess. ahsoka makes anything cooler tho... jus sayin)

AHSOKA

this is some force-power-bullshit that i can GET BEHIND. TELEPORTING WOLVES HELL YEAH

WHY CUDNT THEY JUST FUCKING KEEP THE STORMTROOPER OUTFITS THAT THEY STOLE THE FIRST TIME WHY. DO THEY HAVE TO DO THIS SAME BULLSHIT EVERY. GODDAMN. EPISODE

they literally have no asses

who the fuck is this crusty bitch

COURUSCANT lets go there. i miss the clone wars :(

wait wheres rex. is he safe? is he alright?

y does sabine have to b here

good job ezra u got it. u cracked the code. ahsoka is the daughter <3

sorry nothing was happening so i blanked out for a bit but now we are in the world between worlds AND I AM HEARING THE VOICES OF ALL OF MY FRIENDS GOD I LOVE U GUYS OBI WAN AHSOKA ANAKIN I LOVE YALL

this scene is very cool tho

ugh stop can i skip the sabine scenes? i wanna hang out w ezra in the world between worlds

AHSOKA AHSOKA AHSOKA AHSOKA AHSOKA AHSOKA AHSOKA

SO FUCKING COOOOOOOL

she shud do the thing again where she falls onto her back and kicks the enemy away i think thatd b rly fun

hellooooo hottie

ahsoka  <3

does she know shes the baddest bitch in the galaxy? i feel like she doesnt know. i feel like sabine thinks SHES the baddest bitch in the galaxy but rly its ahsoka

is it like ahsokas job is to dramatically go “anakin...” 

when did she name the fucking bird

ok god complex ezra

ahsokas been through so much shit in her lifetime. she can literally understand any trauma just name it

cud we not have done one more take to have my guy palps say ahsokas name correctly? i mean its not a huge deal but like. was he payed by the second???

“i will. i promise” ahsoka ur so fucking cute

wh

whered it go

how can the entire temple just skrrt away

REX

KALLUS

AHHH MY FRIENDS

WOLFFE AND GREGGOR

HONDO

okay what the fuck is happening y did everyone just show up

ahsoka said “ima take a nap hmu after the finale”

i hate this fuckin grey dude

hondo ily

sorry i stopped paying attention but wolffe just had a line so im back now

OHMYGOSH

BOYFRIENDS

KALLUZEB IN THE SAME FRAME OHMYGOODNESS

oh my fuck this next episode is HOW MANY MINUTES LONG?????

hera in this ep b like ‘am i gregnant?’

kallus ur the coolest bitch in this whole show (minus ahsoka)

go hera <3

yo what the fuck

this episode is 47 goddamn minutes so that we have time for this pig catapulting bullshit?

the whole second half of this show is just the writers making excuses to have thrawn do absolutely nothing while still pretending like he’s a threat

why r there 2 separate animal dues ex machinas in this finale?

yoooo ezra i actually rly like u bro :(((

hey where the fuck is darth vade y did he just dip out of the show. i feel like he cud help the empire out in this situation

very weird that thrawn supports sabines patreon or whatever the fuck

heyyyy palpatine what the fuck

they were rly broken up about kanans death for like. an episode. but theyre chill now theyre over it

y is palpatine into ezra?

can kallus and zeb smooch? just once? please? wud that b so hard?

how is this pig not dead

oh lmao he is dead hahahahahahah

im still confused about how greggor didnt die in clone wars. i thought he died? was i tripping?

palpatine is trying so hard not to saw “dewit” right now

what does destroying the temple accomplish?

HOW R THEY STORMTROOPERS MISSING THESE SHOTS WHAT THE FUCK HE IS A STATIC TARGET

oh so NOW ull kill the little grey bitch

GOD FUCK THE PIG IS ALIVE????? ARGH U AINT CUTE BITCH. JUST DIE

y cant he get out of there tho

bro a bitch is crying

yooo

theyre dating

hera’s makeup

the way i broke down when i saw ahsoka

tears

[sapphicwomanwithnopatience]

one of my favorite things about the badboy! trope in fics, or the silent yet invested mafia boss who broods™ and shows emotion terribly but is super into you and shows their love in not traditional ways, or the cold and ‘calculating’ love interest who seems aloof yet into the main character that you all love so much. is just autism. theyre just doing autistic shit. theyre bad at social communication, they have their special people and their special interests, they dont have great reactions to things, theyre “different”, their emotional communication works not too well, but they love you nonetheless. theyre all literally autistic. autism is so sexy. anyways date me i have trauma, tattoos, abs and am v autistic hmu ladies

[mydear-adelaide]

it’s been a rough time

so I’m in the process of looking for my first college roommate and it’s not going well. every time I message someone it’s a very short conversation and then I’m left on read. today I talked to a super sweet girl in need of another quad member, and sent me the person who needed the roommate. I introduced myself and mentioned we have the same major, and she said “hi!!” and after i asked what she was looking for in a roommate and some things about myself, she ghosted me. first of all, rude???? second of all, im fucking tired of this happening to me. 

90% of the time im the one initiating contact with people and they never keep up conversation. at one point there was someone i was having a convo with and not 5 minutes after it was over she posted on our class facebook, “hmu if you need a roommate, i still need one!!” and that shit hurts. 

not to get deep or anything, but why does this shit happen to me so much?? like i dont have many close friends and i wonder if im just not likable. when it comes to friends ive had a rough time bc since childhood its a cycle of meeting people and getting attached and then them leaving or excluding me from things. 

more recently (this is going to sound conceited but bear with me) sometimes i feel under appreciated. im the mom type of friend that loves to drive friends around, treat them to meals, check up on them if theyre going thru it, that sorta stuff, yknow?? 

i see people in my school who have super close bonds like they hang out all the time, they go on vacation and have study dates... and for me its like pulling teeth trying to get people to hang out. i mean i will do anything for my friends and when we DO hang out we both have a lot of fun. but the thing is its sort of disheartening (is that a word?? i cant be bothered to look it up rn) always being the one making plans and most of the time being turned down bc theyre busy. which is a totally valid thing im not gonna be upset abt that. but i see them finding time for so many other people- which they are closer with and thats not the problem either- i just wish i had those types of people in my life. 

i dont remember the last time someone asked if i was okay or if i wanted to go on a drive or if i wanted to hang out. being the one who always has to make plans to hang out makes itfeel like no one actually thinks about spending time w me, like im just a backgroiund character in everyones lives. and i do the things i do for my friends because i love them, not because i expect something in return. but i just want to know that someone appreciates me enough to put in the effort the same way i do. you know?

back to the roommate thing. this is why its pissing me off. ive dealt with stuff all my life and i hoped that would change in college. but no, im still getting turned down and ignored, im always the one initiating things, and i just feel alone bc everyone already has their roommates and i reaaaally dont wanna just randomly get assigned with someone im gonna hate. 

atp i just wanna apply for single housing and stick to myself freshman year, but ofc my mom said no bc its expensive. it also kinda hurts that she doesnt care that much that its sorta breaking my heart that people just arent interested in getting to know me like i am to them?? 

man was this a rant or what. anyways tl;dr: i struggle to make friends and idk why bc all my friendssay “were friends!!” yet dont act like it and its following me to college :))))

[doctorwhos]

hmu with tenrose fic recs >:3c

fuck yeah !! okay im gonna try to keep any fics i recc’d last time off of this list, bc ive read a lot more since then, and am tender as fuck. thank u for letting me do this. let me talk abt how much i love rose tyler. i apparently really like au’s, but i blame the fact that people really like WRITING aus as justification for this. a lot of these are soulmate aus bc those are my bread and fucking BUTTER. enjoy.

the doctors wife series by chocolatequeen

yes this seems like it would be about river but its not. ten and rose keep accidentally getting married on different planets and at one point theres a sword fight. its so tender. ten is so stupid. we all respect the tardis

chemical potential by hiddentreasures

atlas back with ANOTHER fic by hiddentreasures? youre right my friends, and this one actually made me squeal. i made physical noises. it was so cute im reeling. james felt like someone looked into my soul and wrote what i wished to be but as a straight man. he carries way too many snacks around with him on a daily basis.

little things by lixabiz

this was such a fantastic au. its so funny. its so stupid. john is an absolute imbecile. we all love and respect ianto jones, even if his friends dont. donna is the best character and thats not surprising at all. 

sensory overload by whoinwhoville

im not an emotional personal, typically. i also dont typically get invested in fanfiction. but i actually re-hurt my wrist bc i slammed it against my nightstand while reading this fic. it was so wonderfully tender and sweet and it was so anti-reinette it was like therapy. super long story short, we got king john of gallifrey and rose the florist, with soulmate marks and a whole lot of drama. also saxon is there, which is therapy. and donna is once again, the best character. if you read any of the fics on this list, make it be this one. it was such a wonderful au.

the doctor, the divine and the dungeon by lizann__5869

i have to have some canon stuff on here, right? cant all just be aus?? jenny, lee and rose are all back babee !! we got that bad wolf rose !!! tens a stupid bitch but thats nothing new !!! definitely read the other fics in the series, its a very good universe. no one is dead and everyone is hAPPY. 

help i need somebody (not just anybody) by perfectlyrose

i think its wonderful that theyre both women. no but all joking aside this is the fake dating we all wished for. has the tenderness of every song lyric gay fanfiction youve ever read, but its tenrose, and ten is a scientist and stupid as shit. the yearning is strong in this one lads.

met their match by hiddentreasures and dimensionhoppingrose

at least this one isnt JUST written by hiddentreasures. matchmaker rose and dumb phd student james noble. donna is once again, the only fucking valid character.

words on her wrist by achilles1011

canon doomsday hurt but even more bc now we got soulmate marks !!!!!!!!

if yall want any more, let me know !! sorry these are all over the place, im not typically a person who sticks to one type of fic slkdjgsd

[actualbird]

i see you post about it a lot, but what is ToT? and how do i get into it?

hullo, anon!!!

tot is Tears Of Themis, a mobile otome (u get to romance the characters) game created by MiHoYo!!

in this game, you play as a lawyer main character (who players often abbreviate to "mc" or her later codename "rosa") and progress through the main story. the main story is a crime mystery. you start with a pretty small scale case but then things to start to escalate to murder, drugs, child experimentation (HEY GUYS, REMEMBER HOW THATS CANON? JESUS....), and a LOT of other sketchy stuff.

along mc's journey, she meets 4 male leads. artem wing (her senior at work), luke pearce (her childhood best friend), dr. vyn richter (a psychiatrist specializing in criminal psych), and marius von hagen (a young CEO of the biggest company on the planet, basically).

aside from the main story, you can explore the personal stories of each boy and collect cards of those boys as well where within, there are "date" stories!!! (but tbh there a bunch of moments in the main story and personal that are basically dates as well HAHA).

as for how to get into it, the easiest and most direct way would be to download the game!!!! it's free to download!! but it's also a gacha game, so microtransactions are possible (to get certain limited cards, item perks, that kinda stuff), should you go thru that route.

another way to get into it, if u dont wanna play, is to just watch all the plot on youtube!! everything from main stories to the personal stories to the card date stories to the event stories as well, theyre are all there!!! posted by kind souls who record the story when those stories are released in the game

i'll stop here bc if i keep going, i think i might just confuse you HAHA, but i post about tot a lot because i LOVE IT A LOT, im obsessed with the characters and the stories v much......

i hope this helps!! feel free to hmu if u have more qs :D

(tho i gtg now bc ive got a dnd session soon HAHA)

[turtle-steverogers]

sksjsksk okay idk if you write sprace but uhhh i'm in the mood for a race-gets-super-drunk/high-and-runs-into-spot-onthestreet-and-things-get-Gay typa fic If you don't do sprace then ralbert is good too bc theyre both adorable uwu

bro heck yeah i write sprace we STAN sprace 

i GOTCHU high bois is my BRAND

warnings: w e e d

ship: sprace

word count: 1073 heh

high coffee dates

Race smiled broadly, his eyes blissed out as he took another long drag from the blunt he was nursing.  Albert sat loosely in front of him, limbs drooping heavily as he hazily scanned the city, eyes bloodshot and happy.  They’d been in a little alcove in Central Park for a while, steadily smoking their way through separate blunts and becoming one with the white noise that surrounded them.  

Race particularly enjoyed afternoons such as these.  Minutes seeping by with zero obligations- responsibilities getting lost in the smoke.  It was therapeutic in a sense and he was comfortable enough with Albert that he didn’t feel the need to interact with him entirely while they were in each other’s company.  They could just exist simultaneously and be content.

Race inhaled another lungful, brain hazing out even more.  Everything around him had a dull quality, the shapes of the world less sharp than usual.  He blearily rubbed at his eyes, but nothing seemed to right itself.  Wow.  He was really high.

“Hey, uh,” Albert leaned forward, his hand landing off-center on Race’s knee, “I’m tired and shit, so I think I’ma call it a thick day, okay?”

Race scrunched his eyes shut as a laugh bubbled in his chest, “Thick with two Cs?”

“Thiccccc,” Albert drawled, “Thick with all the Cs, man.”

They laughed heartily, heads thrown back in joy.

“Okay, man,” Race said, clambering to his feet and haphazardly helping Albert up before clapping him on the back, “I’ll catch ya, later.”

Albert nodded, patting his cheek and chuckling, “Byeeeee.” He saluted lazily, then turned and staggered off in the direction of his apartment complex, leaving Race to venture the opposite way, towards his.

He walked for several blocks, eyes unfocused as he faintly observed the world around him, smiling serenely.  But as he continued to walk, he became aware of how utterly confused he was.  Where was his apartment complex again?  What street was he even on?

He was too far gone to let the panic that distantly gripped his stomach to manifest.  But he was aware that he wasn’t in a good situation, so he stopped walking, pausing to look at the area surrounding him.

Nothing was recognizable.  Fuck.

“Yo, man, you okay?”

A new voice cut into the blur of his consciousness, pulling him out of his head slightly and into the moment.  He turned with wide eyes and found himself looking down at a shorter man with an impossibly sharp jawline and gleaming brown eyes.

Race heard himself giggle, “Fuck no, man, I’m lost as shit and you’re hot as shit.”

Subconsciously, he was aware that he might have just put himself in immense danger by calling the guy hot, but he couldn’t bring himself to care.  The guy didn’t seem to mind.  Instead, his eyebrows flew to his hairline, an amused smirk finding its way to his lips.

“And you’re stoned as shit,” The guy countered, “are you lost?”

Race stared at him for a moment longer before turning his head slowly to look around, hiis current predicament returning, “Oh, yeah,” he slurred, “I am.”

The guy seemed to be holding back laughter, “Do you have someone you can call?  Want me to get an Uber for you or something?”

Race fixed his gaze back on the guy, “Who’re you?  Why are you so hot?” he asked, ignoring the guy’s question.

“I’m Spot,” Spot said, reaching out and gently pulling Race out of the ongoing crowd of people swarming the streets, “And I could ask you the same question.”

Race’s eyes widened, “Fuck me, bro.  Literally, take my ass and fuck me.”

Spot’s expression turned into one of alarm and he huffed out a bemused laugh, “Maybe sometime when you’re not high and you know what you’re agreeing to.”

Race shook his head, admiration and awe etched on his face, “Hot and consensual.  What more could I want?”

“Okay, buddy, we really needa find a safe way to get you home.” Spot said, seriously, although he was still smiling, “Can I see your phone?  What’s your name, by the way?”

“Uh, Race,” Race said, reaching into his back pocket and pulling out his phone, using his fingerprint to click into it before handing it to Spot, who took it and pulled up Race’s contacts.

“Okay,” he said, eyes narrowing in focus as he fiddled with the phone for a moment.  

His fingers were flying across the screen and Race frowned, “What’re you doing?”

“Hm?” Spot sounded distracted, “Oh, you’ll see,” he typed for another moment before he looked expectantly as Race, “There, done.  Anyway, who can I call?  On favorites I see a ‘Jack’, an ‘Elmer’, and an ‘Albert’.”

Race took a moment to process the words, before he blurted a loud, “Jack!” out.

“Alright, give me one moment.” Spot tapped on Jack’s contact and held the phone up to his ear, communicating the situation briefly to Jack before thanking him and hanging up, “He’ll be over at that Starbucks in twenty,” Spot concluded, pointing across the street, “For now, wanna wait in there?”

Race’s eyes lit up, “Hell yeah, bro, I love Starbucks!”

Spot laughed, already beginning to lead him across the street, “Alright, c’mon.”

They entered the Starbucks and Spot lead Race to the booth that ran along the wall opposite of the cash registers.  Race watched as he strolled to the counter to order coffees, and a cake-pop upon Race’s rising munchie request, for the two of them.  

“Does this count as a first date?” Race giggled, pulling his iced caramel latte and chocolate cake pop towards his body, taking a long sip from the straw.

“Nothing counts ‘til you’re sober,” Spot said, taking a sip of his own drink, “but I put my number in your phone earlier, so if you were to want to have a first date…”

“Ah fuck yeah!” Race whooped as Jack walked in.  He turned excitedly to Jack, who had approached the table, “I got a hot guys number, Jackie!”

Jack bit the inside of his cheek, eyebrows raising, “Wow, okay,” he turned to Spot, “Thanks for taking care of him, man, that was really cool of you.  He’s pretty stupid when he’s high.”

Spot shook his head, “It’s no problem.  Really.”

Race stood and turned to look down at Spot, “I will call you, my sweets, I promise.”

Spot and Jack laughed loudly.

“I’ll be looking forward to it, buttercup.”

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[cats-n-lightning]

Heyyy I just found this adorable blog and wanted to ask if you had any first date headcanons for these two? Like, where would they go and what would they do?? Would it a quiet affair or would it be active? Maybe even them going to the arcade? Thanks and love you so much :3

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as 75% of kamishin fanfics say, one of their first date options would def be a cat cafe. 

as cats are fucking awesome and one of shinsou’s favorite things. what better place to get to know someone when theyre surrounded by one of their absolute joys in life? also to find out what theyre tastes are in comfy beverages and deserts.

kaminari likes citrus and sugar and shinsou likes bitter coffee and lots of chocolate.

shinsou would be loving on all the cats and kaminari would mentally be loving on shinsou. 

since its a first date, i’d imagine kaminari to be like a nervous boy ofc and so maybe since his heart is beating really fucking fast maybe his quirk would leak out a bit and thus makes everything static-y. such as cats fur. maybe his own hair elevates a bit too. shinsou’s already is.

when kaminari tries to hold shinsou’s hand he accidentally shocks him and he panics but its okay bc he’s being cute and shinsou takes it again.

kaminari hand feels tingly to him but its cute and exhilirating.

2.

oKAY AN ARCADE DATE ACTUALLY SOUNDS REALLY CUTE I LIKE THIS.

once they get their kaminari just. spends a lot of money on tokens. a lot.

shinsou’s like holy shit dude

kaminari is good at claw machine games and sucks at the shooting ones bc theres so much to pay attention to. whereas those are the games shinsou sucks at so plenty of plushies for shinsou.

kaminari swoons when shinsou hits the bell on one of those games where u hit a button with a hammer and it measures your strength.

pinball machine games get really competitive

so does DDR. theyre there half the date. 

they play like 5 games of the racing games. shinsou came out victorious with 3 wins.

kaminari misses on a wack a mole game and hits shinsou and shinsou hits him back and its kind of a sword fight but with plush hammer things

shinsou actually follows the rules when it comes to those bowling games but kaminari is just like “YEET”

they get a warning when kaminari is yelling at street fighter and gets kicked out when he breaks it

they then go out for ice cream bc theyre sweaty boys

they end up holding hands but shinsou also kisses him and kaminari blows a fuse and shinsou has to call sero

“remember that time u blew a fuse”“we dont talk abt that babe”“right after our first kiss”“l i e s”

i hope these are satisfactory aasdfa

there’s a lot of possibilities for these two tbh. but these are the ones of both scales of cute, quiet and comfy then to active and competitive. and a lot of their characters would prolly come out in both and idk theyre cute. if u have other date ideas, be it first or 67th, hmu! also ily2, thank YOU for sending this ask

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character headcanons

ship headcanons (for both Xreader and characterXcharacter)

romantic, platonic, and/or familial relationships

fluff

NSFW

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multi-shots & continuations

threesomes and/or polygamy

rarepairs

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some dark stuff, including yandere, violence, etc

any specific quirks/traits of the reader

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mineta x anyone (reader, canon character, etc)

suicide/ self harm

diseases/illnesses (i doubt id know enough about them for it to be accurate)

pedophilia/lolicon/ NSFW of kids. UA student requests are ok (although i’ll age them up, just fyi), but leave the little children alone. platonic/family scenarios with kids are ok though!

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