#theyre lonely bitches I love them

[zanukavat]

I'm guessing Seven and Morty don't have a lot of friends then :( Do they hang out with anyone at all?

Before he went to live on the Citadel, Seven for sure crashed on Birdperson's couch a lot. He and his BP are/were on good terms since they share roughly the same past as C-137 does. Sure he's also friends with other Ricks while on the citadel, some off-citadel too, but a lot of those contacts probably end up dying all things considered.

During their escape the two of them don't really gain any friends, moreso acquaintances and business partners of Rick who serve the sole purpose of helping them survive in exchange for something else. There's never really any genuine non-transactional connection there so really they've only got each other during that time. Lonely as hell.

Once back on Earth, Morty tries to get along with the rest of his "family" but it's a rough start. Summer is pretty much the only one who he can somewhat relate to and talk to after the shock wears off, eventually telling her what he remembers of his old original sister before his very first Rick took him to the citadel and he never saw her again.

Beth is pretty shaken so she doesn't spend too much time around them at the start, as well as Seven's avoidant behavior, I think it'll take them *ages* to open up and actually become comfortable with each other. Jerry can't be called a friend either, extremely upset at this maniac inserting himself into their lives. Concerned for Beth and aware of her father's manipulative tactics and general unhealthy behavior He does try to be nice to Morty but definitely snaps at Rick, sometimes while Morty is in the room.

Since Morty got an education in the citadel schools I'm not sure if he's gonna be going to school on Earth, if he does he'd definitely have trouble fitting in there, being used to very different environments. Making friends his age (in school or otherwise) would feel difficult, since the closest to that he's had before were his Morty classmates and that's not exactly the greatest development for social skills.

Even our canon Morty is visibly more comfortable/relaxed around Rick than he is with his peers, which does say a lot!! And since M-121.5 has only ever been stuck with Rick for years without any balance he's gonna be that only tenfold..

So yeah, for now I'd say the closest Morty gets to having a friend is Summer and, of course, Rick himself. Rick's friend is... Morty. Sad bastard.

[boxwinebaddie]

so i was shooting the shit with the girlies in the group chat earlier and we were talking about the great outdoors, which, of course, are great to everyone...EXCEPT JERSEYKYLE who is basically a spoiled brat and pampered house cat and the only thing he thinks would be great about the outdoors...is if one of them would Fucking OPEN and take him back inside to civilization, cable tv and air conditioning.

like i think in the future when j.k. is working his full-time guidance counsellor job ( mr. bro, you are everything to me, baby ) they coerce him ( probably with pastries, paid vacation time and peer pressure ) into chaperoning the 5th grade weekend overnight camping fieldtrip, which ravenstanley marsh, of course, tells him is a great idea and it’d be fun to be out in the forest....It Was NAUGHT.

i am picturing him in like the big puffy orange jacket and like the grown up version of the green ushanka/ear muffs, shivering, snifflin, shrieking, crying about bears or red, blotchy, completely sunburned, totally bugging about bugs, tear-gassing everything with insecticide,

ready to End It All...

meanwhile future ravenstan, who i like to think went back to school, minored in wildlife, became an badass emergency travel veterinarian, is constantly on the move and on location ( and by that i mean like srsly impoverished third world countries, the amazon rainforest, rural new zealand where they desperately need vets, australia with all the shit that can fkn Kill You, buttfuck -40 siberia saving the polar bears )

working with non-profit wildlife protection and conservation efforts, has a little squad of hyper-vigilant zoomanitarian search and rescue emergency animal doctors that specifically head to dangerous places doing intense emt roadside surgeries, goth boy apothecary hot boy shit, foraging for supplies, making life-saving medicine out of tiny mushrooms and pieces of tree bark, running through fields with possible landmines in it to save endangered species, going full emo indistana jones adventuring and saving the world as captain stanet in no mans land w/ all his tattoos and piercings ( hero KING! )

...just pointing and laughing at teacher yersey when he finally gets thirty min of service on the helicopter flying out of snake island, brazil having nearly escaped having his flesh melted off by pit vipers doing important smart boy science research on different poisons and his fiancé calls him bc he got a bug bite and he thinks he's Cooked.

live laugh love ravesey style, everybody.

[cowboy-robooty]

no guys you dont get it itager isnt sweet and tender in the domestic gay lovey dovey way theyre sweet and tender in the BRO way

[misfortunegirl]

i don't think i have an issue recognizing what emotion is what except for like that *very* specific sinking feeling i have in my stomach that just. makes me want to just throw up and puke and explode and implode and and and----

[gendiegremlin]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

that is all

[sunrizef1]

Try Again Pt.2

Pairing: Lewis Hamilton x reader

Warnings: None

A/N: wrote this while sick so it took a while sorry

Pt.1

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user1 she’s so pretty

user2 WHERES LEWIS

user3 where is she???

user4 she tagged England on her ig story a few days ago but there’s some pap photos that say Monaco

user5 she’s so hot dude

landonorris six glasses for u n who???

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landonorris don’t just like my comment you bitch

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user6 I miss dad

user7 beautiful

user8 would it be enough if I could never give you peace… 😭😭😭

user9 the way these lyrics have nothing to do with the post 😒

user8 I just miss Lewis girl 🙄

user10 maybe we just leave them alone… just an idea

charlesleclerc 🇲🇨🤩

yourusername thought this was a compliment for me but then realized ur just in love with Monaco

charlesleclerc you can’t change me 🤷‍♂️

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user11 LEWIS

user12 TARGET ACQUIRED 🎯

user13 FOUND HIM

user14 Lewis i know that’s you

user15 you don’t have to hide his face girl… we won’t hurt him

user16 his apology better have been pretty fucking grand

user17 why???

user18 vibes say he fucked up

user19 not to mention the shit he pulled with that ig model after the breakup

landonorris I’m gonna find you

yourusername ???

landonorris lock your doors

f1gossip 🤭

user20 I’m not sure about this one…

user22 bad vibes bad vibes

user23 I’m so glad they’re back together

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user24 girl what happened with you and Lewis???

user25 r u okay girl???

user26 I feel so bad for her

user27 what’d he doooooo

landonorris answer ur phone nerd

user28 puppy 😍

user29 is she from England???

user30 no but she’s lived there for a rly long time, it’s how she met Lewis and Lando

charles_leclerc my love ❤️

yourusername again, I’d be flattered if you didn’t mean the dog

charles_leclerc I ❤️ your dog

user31 if you wanna keep me, you gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta love me harder 😭

user32 all my homies hate Lewis Hamilton

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user33 THEYRE BACK

user34 this better stay this time

user35 love me harder caption???

user36 SO WHAT DO I DO IF I CANT FIGURE IT OUT

user35 YOUVE GOT TO TRY TRY TRY AGAIN

user37 SO WHAT DO I DO IF I CANT FIGURE IT OUT

user38 IM GONNA LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE AGAIN

lewishamilton 🖤

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user39 awwww (I think)

user40 where’s Lando

landonorris CALL ME NOW PLEASE

yourusername can’t, with my bf

landonorris since bf stands for best friend your a liar because im nowhere near you

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landonorris 😠

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user41 the lyrics in the caption, ok thoughtful

user42 we love a man with the ability to remember the lyrics to a song he was on

user43 SLAYINGGGGGG

landonorris boo 🍅🍅🍅

lewishamilton ???

landonorris what r ur intentions with my daughter

yourusername I'm older than you

landonorris boo 🍅🍅🍅

user44 I missed them

user45 they're so adorable

user46 🥳🥳🥳

user47 love them

user48 I know Lewis did something to cause that breakup and the re-breakup but she seems so much happier with him

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user49 PARENTSSSS

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[slaybestieslay946]

Hey! I love ur blog and I saw ur accepting requests for luke castellan, (I’ve never requested a fic before so I’m sorry if I’m doing this wrong lol)

Could I have a fic where reader comes to camp in the middle of the night after getting attacked by monster(doesn’t matter which monster) but after they’re in camp and moved into the Hermes cabin they’re distant and angry because theyre pissed off at the world and the gods. Luke being luke though doesn’t give up on trying to make the reader feel at home and tries his hardest to get them out of their shell. UNTIL reader gets claimed by Zeus and gets moved to the lonely Cabin 1 and can’t sleep so they go back to Hermes cabin and Luke lets them sleep in his bunk w him and fluffy ending of such

Damn that was a lot it’s totally ok if u don’t want to do this!

Thank you!!!

I really love this idea, and I'm so glad you love my blog! Hope you enjoy!

Mystery Girl

MASTERLIST

word count: 2700

pairing: luke castellan x zeus!reader

warnings: minor depictions of violence, readers kind of a bitch but like not really.

a/n: reader is so unbothered i kinda aspire to be her

Late at night, you stumbled through the camp's threshold, leaning on Aspen, your protector. He was equally leaning into you, and you couldn’t tell whose blood it was soaking threw your shirt, yours, or his. 

You could see a few buildings at the bottom of the hill, and a few of them had lights on. 

“Help, please!” You shouted, weakly raising your arm to catch some sort of attention. 

Aspen did the same, his exclamations a mix of real words and pained bleats. 

Eventually, people began emerging from the buildings, rubbing their eyes in exhaustion, trying to work out what was going on. You and Aspen continued to shout for help, shuffling slowly down the hill, praying that you wouldn’t bleed out before you reached the bottom. 

Finally, someone seemed to realise you were in trouble, and a boy about your age began jogging up the hill towards you. His face was mostly calm, and he opened his mouth to ask what was wrong, halting when he saw the blood on your clothes and the used spear in your hand. 

You instinctively let go of Aspen, and rushed forward to seek help.

“Please, help me.” You pleaded desperately, losing your balance and stumbling forwards towards him. 

“Alright, alright.” He said, catching you by the arm and holding you steady, before shouting down at the campers below, “These two need to get to the infirmary! Someone wake the Apollo cabin, yeah?!”

He then turned back to you, holding you steady by the arms and trying to assess the damage. 

“It’s alright, yeah? You’re safe now, we just gotta get these cuts checked out, hm?”

You tried to nod, but found you couldn’t move your head, or your body. You tried to speak, tried to tell him that Aspen needed help too, but your mouth couldn’t move either. 

And then your vision went black. 

*

When you woke up, you thought you were in heaven. It smelt nice, homely. Not that you really knew that home was supposed to smell like. 

It was warm too, and you felt yourself sighing contentedly. If this really was heaven, then you didn’t mind being there all that much. 

After a while, you decided it was time to open your eyes, maybe go and explore the afterlife. 

But when you tried to sit up, you felt a sharp jolt of pain that snapped you back to reality. You let out a small hiss in discomfort, lowering yourself back into the bed. 

Slowly, the memories began to come back to you, leaving school, Aspen forcing you onto a road trip, nearly getting killed by a monster, and finally passing out on the hill of a ‘camp’. 

Heaven sounded preferable. 

You took in the room. It seemed like any old house, a dresser in the corner along with a wardrobe and old floral wallpaper that even covered the ceiling. Until you noticed another bed beside yours, with Aspen asleep on it, and one beside his. 

You remembered the words of that boy who’d run to you, and you figured this must be the infirmary. 

“Hey, Aspen.” You whispered, turning your head to the side and trying to ignore the sting of your injuries.

“Aspen!” You called again, raising your voice, but still he didn’t hear you. He must still be asleep. Lucky bastard. 

You huffed, sinking fully back into the pillows and waiting for someone to arrive. Thankfully, it didn’t take long, and soon enough a young boy was coming in, holding several canisters of liquid. 

“Oh, you’re awake,” He grinned, “How’s the pain?”

“Bad.” You replied, groaning at the thought. 

He chuckled, “Not surprising. You got some nasty scratches from that monster. Here, drink some of this, it’ll fix you up.” 

He offered one of the canisters to you, and you took it, regarding it with a certain amount of suspicion. 

“What’s this?”

“Nectar. It’ll help, trust me.” 

You relented, deciding that it was worth the risk if it would get rid of some of the throbbing in your back. 

And he was right, almost immediately, you felt soothed, and as you drank more, you began to feel energised, like you could conquer the world. 

“What did you say this was? Nectar?” 

“Yep. Food of the gods.” 

“Where’d you get this stuff?” 

“Oh, we get shipments from Olympus every month. You won’t find that at your local grocery store.”

“Woah, woah, woah.” You held up your hands to stop him for a minute, “What do you mean Olympus?” 

The boy's eyes widened, and some kind of realisation struck him. 

“I don’t think I should be the one to break this to you.” 

*

Just a few hours later, everything had been explained to you, and you were kicked out of the so-called ‘Big House’. Nice of them to do that, considering a centaur had just dropped the bombshell that you were the child of an ancient Greek god. 

To be fair though, you probably should have clocked that something was up when you were being chased by a mythical beast, but then again, you did have your hands full. 

Now, you were sitting on the front steps of the porch, waiting for some kid to show you round the camp. 

“Hey, mystery girl! Good to see you’re feeling better.” A voice called out, and you looked up to see the very same boy who had come to your aide on the hill. 

“Oh, hi. Yeah, I’m all good.”

“Cool. Nice to meet you, by the way. I’m Luke.”

“Y/N.” 

“Right, so, I’ll start the tour.” He declared, flashing you another bright grin which you feebly returned. 

He started the tour off at the dining pavilion, then showed you the amphitheatre, then the strawberry fields, the archery range and the lake. 

Finally, he introduced you to each of the cabins, skipping over the empty cabins 1, 2 and 3. 

“And this,” He gestured to the eleventh cabin, “Will be where you’re staying.”

“Woah.” You said, stepping back, “What do you mean staying? I can’t stay here.” 

He looked at you blankly, “You don’t really have much of a choice, mystery girl.”

“Yeah, I do. I can leave whenever I want, you can’t do anything about it.” 

“You wanna get killed by a monster? Because if I remember right, you came awfully close a few days ago. That’s why you can’t leave.” 

“Well I guess I’ll just have to take that chance. Appreciate the tour and everything, but I’m going.” You then turned on your heel and began to walk away. 

There was no chance in hell you were staying in this camp, and if it had to be over your dead body, then so be it. 

However, your desertion was halted by Luke grabbing you by the hand and pulling you back. 

“I’m not kidding, Y/N. You’ll die as soon as you step past that barrier. Just,” He sighed, seemingly exasperated, “Stay for one night. It’s not that bad here once you get used to it.” 

You glared up at him, weighing your options. He seemed pretty serious about this. 

“And you can’t leave Aspen when he’s still in critical condition?”

That broke your resolve.

“Fine. I’ll stay until Aspen wakes up. Show me my bunk.” 

He grinned, and turned back to Cabin 11, showing you inside. 

*

Turns out, Aspen waking up wouldn’t be such a close deadline as you thought. As it turned out, he’d been hit by some kind of poisonous claw from the monster, and had been put into some kind of coma. 

So now, as prior to your agreement with Luke, you were stuck here until he woke up. Which could be next week, or next year for all you knew. 

And yeah, you felt bad for the guy ‘cause he was in a coma, but it was seriously messing up your plans of leaving camp. 

Because you hated camp. 

The Hermes cabin stunk, and it was constantly noisy. Probably because there were so many people in there all the damn time. 

You also sucked at most of the stuff around camp. 

You weren’t exactly nurturing, so it was a no to the infirmary and the strawberry fields. You were an awful shot, and when you had a go in the forges you dropped a mallet on your foot. You were still recovering from that one. 

It seemed the only thing you were even slightly good at was fighting, mainly with the staff Aspen had lent you during the fight with the monster outside camp. Still, you weren’t great, unlike Luke who had insisted on taking you under his wing. 

He sat with you at every dinner and breakfast, and always seemed to be there when you turned a corner, or found a moment of peace. 

Yes, it was very kind of him to try and settle you in, but it was pretty futile, considering all you had wanted to do ever since you woke up was leave, consequences be damned. 

The one saving grace to your boredom was capture the flag. Luke had told you about it on your first day, and it was a game you remembered playing as a kid, and really enjoying. Apparently they ran a game every month, and this coming Sunday would be your first time playing.

The day of the game arrived, and for the first time in your two weeks at camp, you were in a decently good mood, and of course, Luke took notice of this. 

“What’s got you so happy, mystery girl?”

“Nothing. Besides, why do you keep calling me that, you know my name now, don’t you?”

“Yeah, but you're just so private and mysterious. I’m surprised you even told me your name.”

“I wish I didn’t, Castellan, maybe you wouldn’t be here to bug me all the time.��� 

“Ouch, don’t be like that. You know I’m great company really.” 

You didn’t reply to that, instead rolling your eyes at him and returning to the task of tightening your armour, struggling a bit with the straps. 

Luke quickly came to your aid, much to your chagrin, helping you adjust the breastplate so it fit properly. 

“Thanks.” You sighed reluctantly, quickly stepping away from him to grab your spear. 

“No problem.” 

*

Soon, the game was well underway, and you quickly realised that you had been given possibly the most boring job, that being guarding the perimeter. Not that you could really blame your team leaders, you were the newest member and logically the most inexperienced. But still, you’d been hoping for something a little more exciting. 

Every now and then you heard the odd shout further on in the woods and raised your spear, but you never actually caught sight of anyone from the opposing team. Or your team for that matter. 

You really had been given the short straw. 

After another hour of standing there, you were about ready to quit all of this completely, throw off your armour and escape camp, agreement with Luke be damned, that was until you heard hurried footsteps, and someone panting heavily coming from behind you. 

You quickly whipped around, to see a girl from the Ares cabin, holding your flag, standing about 50 feet away. 

Then you heard another step of footsteps, and there was Luke, around the same distance away, holding the opposing team's flag. 

You really didn’t want to be caught in the middle of something this exciting. 

They both began to run towards the threshold at top speed, and you stayed standing between them, unsure of what to do. Should you step back and let Luke do his thing, or should you step in to stop the girl. She looked pretty terrifying. 

You whipped your head side to side, continuing to debate, and in the midst of your dilemma, you realised the girl was much closer to you than Luke was. Fuck. 

You had to stop her somehow, but you obviously could just slash blindly at her, you didn’t want to behead her. 

And then, suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck a nearby tree, falling directly in her path, and she leapt back to avoid it, stumbling and also falling to the floor. 

Luke kept running, swerving around the fallen tree and onto your team's territory, cheering as the red flag shimmered and turned blue, and the conch sounded. 

You quickly ran over to the girl, clambering over the tree in an effort to help her up. 

She looked up at you in shock and confusion, but her eyes seemed to be focused on the space just about your head. 

“What’s wrong?” 

She pointed above you, “He claimed you.” She stuttered out. 

You looked to where she was pointing, and saw a lightning bolt shining above your head. 

“Oh for fuck’s sake.” 

*

Of course you had to be Zeus’ kid. Just your luck, a forbidden child, with some stupid prophetic destiny. 

If you ever met your father, you’d be sure to give him an earful about his part in your conception. 

Almost immediately after capture the flag, you were announced to the camp by Chiron, and then promptly herded into the empty cabin 1. 

And you never thought you’d say it, but you missed cabin 11. Sure, it was a mess, and the kids in there didn’t know how to shut up, but at least it had some semblance of life, unlike your new home. It was barren, and empty, and you hated it. 

It was even worse now that you had your own permanent bed. Before you’d had at least a pipedream of leaving camp and going off on your own again, but now that was entirely gone. Chiron would never let you out of his sight ever again, not now that you were a child of the ‘Big Three’. You were so screwed. 

You tossed and turned for hours in bed, unable to sleep in the unfamiliar environment, and, strangely, uncomfortable with the crushing loneliness you felt. 

You’d never felt lonely before. Your whole life, you’d been pretty much alone, but that was by choice. This time it was by force, and you felt isolated from everyone else at camp. Suddenly you regretted your refusal to make friends. 

So, your feet naturally carried you to the only person you could kind of call a friend, and you weren’t surprised when you landed outside Luke Castellan’s window. 

You gave it a light tap, and he opened his eyes, giving you a sad smile as he saw your face through the window. It looked like he hadn’t slept at all either. 

“Can I come in?” You mouthed through the window, and he quickly nodded, reaching up to open it and let you in. 

“Thanks,” You whispered, stepping down onto the hardwood floor. 

“No problem. Having trouble sleeping?” He asked, patting the spot beside him. You gladly sat down.

“Uh, yeah. It’s really empty there.” 

“Hm, sure is. You sure you didn’t just miss me too much?”

“Maybe I did Castellan.” You declared, shrugging your shoulders as if it were the most ordinary thing in the world to say.

 “I’m sorry though, Luke. I’ve been kind of an asshole ever since I got here.” You said, looking down at your muddy shoes. 

“Hey, I get it. It’s an adjustment, that’s for sure. I’ve dealt with worse from newcomers.” 

“Thanks. I really appreciate everything you’ve done for me, even if it doesn’t seem like it.” 

“Anytime.” 

You both fell silent for a moment, listening to the snores of the kids around you before he piped up again. 

“Hey, I don’t mind you staying here tonight if you want?” He said, his voice slightly awkward. You paid it no mind.

“I’d like that.” 

He moved to the other side of the bed as you removed your shoes, rolling onto the bed beside him. 

You were both silent again for a while, until Luke’s voice yet again came from beside you. 

“I’m gonna have to come up with a new name for you now, huh?”

“What, I’m not mysterious anymore?” You asked, feigning offence. 

“Not now that we’re best buddies. I’m thinking… Sparky!” 

“That is god awful.” 

“Exactly.” 

You snickered under your breath at his idiotic sense of humour, and allowed yourself to sink into the bed beside him. 

And for the first time, you didn’t want to leave.

[casually-slips-into-coma]

spoilers for iwtv s2e5!!!

initial thoughts throughout:

dubai armand in this ep specifically seems a lot happier than normal. very smiley and kind of excited? like more energy than usual. mans was ready to eat

this fucking turtleneck

loumand library dates

hypnotized security as one does

i like that armand likes to hunt his kills. thought it was a cool detail

made me think of when armand tells daniel to run in the book

daniel was there for gay sex the drugs were just a bonus

he barely registered the coffin. he was like ok ig

the zodiac killer lol

daniel struggling to get the tape out of the plastic lmao

some coke for the gums just in case

you were lonely louis (gagged him)

the extreme change in vibe from daniel shitting himself about louis being a vampire to him laughing along while louis complains about his ex

book quotes!!

daniel validating louis complaining about lestat. theyre just gossiping at this point

BIG time asshole

daniel making A Point and then going sorry and louis saying no,,,,,that🫵was astute🗣🗣

“can u do the fang thing again? i love that, man” hes just like me fr

dangerously unstable psyche ((clocked))

im kinda with her get off that bench brother😭 [about claudia leaving]

jacob the actor you are

ok this whole argument between louis and armand was insane and i replayed it like a million times

kinda love louis coked tf out

being called boring fucking hurts thats a wild argument

he called you a soft beige pillow suffocating him girl u gotta stand up

armand really locked on to the word fascinating

louis said lick my boots😝

gremlin sighting👀

“chop my hands off”👀👀👀👀

picking LINT❓❓off the sofa⁉️ ⁉️

armand mocking him “oh its so hard to be me, its so hard to kill humans, i can feel her feelings as i drain her, louis de point du lac, everyone i know wronged me!”

imitating each others accents

my vampire daddy groomed me into a little bitch holy fuck when they go low i go lower

THE NAME!! the name!! unuttered in our home for 23 years said over and over again until it was pounding in my brain like a hammer!!!!

assad deserves every award my man was actiiiinnggg

she didnt love you/i know

louis :(((

“can u hear her? shes calling me…” ok what if i kms

and then louis runs into the sunlight🙃

hello loml: practical effects

sidestep the big picture get the story straight first daniel said lets lock the fuck in rn we gotta focus

“you said the worst things youve ever said to me” hes just a sopping wet cat

hes fine youre fine this is fine youre all fine

finally seeing unhinged armand ive prayed for times like these

i stand by my cancelled wife btw

small detail of different memories: in louis’ version he apologizes to armand and armand says “meaningless word” and then moves on to talk about the slanted floor. in daniel’s version he remembers the dead guy and the same scene plays out except armand explains he killed the neighbor in between “meaningless word” and how the floor is slanted

vibrating eyes

LOVING how this episode is shot. all the different angles and the camerawork and the fucking MUSIC

canon that louis fucks guys and then kills them fic writers get to it

“128 boys hes brought here—“ “he said it was 5🥺”

daniel basically saying look man ill suck ur dick if u let me go

and then armand making him kneel

armand so unnerving <3

i know its kinda dumb to point out but i love small details of vamp power. specifically how armand picked up that table like it weighed nothing and when he picked up louis

love the idea of louis being like ok just put your feet in the rocks itll help

sopping wet cat armand!!!

but also he really let louis suffer for days instead of just giving him blood to ease the pain😬

lestats voice caught me off guard genuinely

interesting that armand knows where lestat is. i wonder how the show is gonna go about it. is he in the ground??

and refusing to pass along the i love you message……….theres layers here

u left me for death :((

have i atoned for my part of paris👀👀

the armand daniel bite was very do u know what it means to be loved by death

itty bitty armand fangs

need him alive as a testament to our companionship wtf are we even talking about anymore

arun/maitre😵‍💫

the fucking sunglasses im pissing😭😭

he got that shit on tho

welcome back trinity from the matrix

also just the fact that armand came back like yum i had so much fun on that hunt😁 anyway what are you two up to😇☺️

and louis and daniel just had a harrowing 2 hours trying to recover lost memories and coming to the realization that theyve been mega gaslit for decades

armand saying exactly what louis told daniel word for word

a hunch🫢

i love this show

im so excited for next weeks episode this story is unfolding so beautifully. im even more curious now about why and how this second interview is happening. ((also am very confused/curious about what looks like a protest in the promo??))

[zambehnation]

so this came about because S2 Jaskier looked a little emo and my brain was like S1 Jaskier= romantic, breezy, alt-folk music think The Lumineers and S2 Jaskier= MCR and I was listening to "I dont love you" and thought what if Jaskier veered into the black eyeliner, dark reds and black clothing emo musician phase of the 2000s after a "break up" with Geralt?

Geraskier Modern AU prompt:

Jaskier and Geralt met in college. Jaskier was a double major in musical theory and theater with an alt-folk band that played in that one hipster cafe across campus that catered to art students in the late afternoons and held dnd nights for the nerdy kids every tuesday evening. He knew everyone on campus, was well liked, was invited to every party by every kind of student from the goths to the frat boys and one friday evening after midterms- when everyone else was out getting plastered and making bad choices and he, himself was drunk off his ass, thinking the library would be a decent place for a nap, he'd come across Geralt looking miserable and lonely and studying what appeared to be a giant tome with numbers and drawn figures on a friday evening!!! And he'd just felt bad and Geralt had pretty white hair and he couldnt help the clawing need in his gut to adopt this person like one of those grumpy stray cats he sometimes feeds outside the dorms. Ofcourse, Geralt had hissed and clawed when Jaskier slid into the seat across from him and tried to strike up a conversation. Ofcourse, Geralt eventually ran out annoyed but Jaskier was nothing if not a persistent little shit that kept showing up, unexpectedly until Geralt begrudgingly gave in and they became friends.

Ofcourse, they also fall in love at some point, because why not? but neither of them want to destroy a good thing and Jaskier thinks Geralt is straighter than an arrow and Geralt thinks he couldnt possibly compete with all the beautiful people Jaskier falls into brief and intense situationships with and though Jaskier flirts he'd never be seriously interested and really theyre both just morons.

Fast forward 10 years into their unlikely friendship, Geralt with a not exciting but stable job as an engineer, met Yennefer at some company gathering and he and Jaskier have a falling out because Jaskier doesnt like Yennefer but he was trying so hard not to show it and come off as a jealous bitch and Geralt wants to try with someone else because 10 years is a long time to be in love with someone who was unable to be serious about anyone and he thought he wanted normal- white picket fence, and a kid, kind of love not the wait for your messy bestfriend to get his shit together and actually see you kind of love and yes, they're morons.

Fast forward, a kid, a divorce, 5 years later and Jaskier becomes a successful musician and Geralts teenage daughter Ciri loves him and Geralt, wanting to make his adopted daughter happy is on a mission to get tickets to a sold out concert for her birthday. Only, can he really just slide into the dms, hope for the best and not reopen old wounds?

And what if, after all this time, there's still something there?

[lansangprincess]

i need a feel-good movie about meeting and becoming best friends with someone. like finding ur soulmate but platonic. all the love movies are about getting together w a romantic partner. tv shows and movies are always like "here's a cute montage abt two kiddos meeting and boom, theyre besties for life now! let's proceed to the actual movie" nah man, i need a love story about a nice albeit lonely protagonist adult meeting someone and then intentionally or consequentially seeing them on a frequent basis and by the end theyre like bitch u are my best friend i am dying w u

[youremyheaven]

Hi, I'm the Purva bhadrapada/ashlesha native from earlier and I wanted to add to the combo of nodals being attracted to yang energy. I also have a Leo stellium so that adds to it.

All of my friends/ex friends have prominent nodal energy, I have a similar dynamic with all of them in the way that they always look to me for guidance you could say? I've always been the emotional anchor, the therapist or the one that keeps their feet on the ground. My experience with them depends on if they have other energy prominent in their chart to ground them.

I have a double magha friend, but she has a Purva bhadrapada sun and moon conjunct Jupiter energy, similarly I have a magha sun, Swati rising friend but she has pushya moon conjunct Saturn. Their jupiter and saturnian energy keeps them from being too "hollow" or "void" in the sense that the ketuvian headlessness doesn't dominate their senses. They are both extremely anxious though and I'd attribute that to the rat yoni, since smaller yoni animals tend to be that way. Another Swati/Magha friend of mine always looked for my guidance in his creative pursuits, turned out he was in love with me too, so that just adds to the long list of nodals I've known that are attracted to yang energy.

On the other hand I have another magha sun, mula moon friend who doesn't have any other energy to really anchor her, and let me tell you she is probably the most unhinged person I've ever met. She, in comparison to the rest of my friends is always looking for my guidance/advice the most and for the longest time I was basically her 24 hours open therapist. It was the most emotionally and mentally draining friendship of my life and it was toxic for me so I had to cut contact with her. She was the epitome of ketu headlessness, no thoughts, head empty respectfully 😅

So yeah, if people don't have other energy in their charts I find it hard to have healthy relationships with them.

thank you so much for sharing your experiences. i feel like everytime i say nodals are attracted to yang energy specifically of Sun & Jupiter (because Sun is the source of light and Jupiter is by nature very giving and "boundless" and no other planet indulges Nodal behaviour this way- Venusians who only engage in mutually beneficial arrangements def wont, Mars people are not known for being accommodating or "giving", Moon is receptive and passive, Mercury is too trickster-y, Saturnians are too disciplined to tolerate the unhinged chaos of Nodal people so yeah that leaves us with Sun & Jupiter) and how draining Nodal people can be to these natives (speaking from my personal observations) people are quick to chime in "oh its bc men are trash, its not the naks" like honey boo boo i never said yang = men, im talking about planetary energy not gender dynamics. and ive literally watched it play out and i cant stand the chaos of these Nodal- Sun/Jupiter dynamics.

girlies will describe the most manic obsessive behaviour and ask "but my Sun/Jupiter person has no interest in me and does not give a flying fuck about me, idk why" and when I say its bc they feel drained by this type of behaviour they'll say "omg my Sun/Jupiter pursued ME, theyre OBSESSED with ME" idk if its being delusional or what but girl u literally just said they didnt gaf about u 😭maybe they were interested initially before they knew what it was like to be close to you and the minute they found out, they started distancing themselves. I've noticed the tendency to be delusional among Nodals and they always act like they're doing YOU a favour by unleashing their chaos on you. I knew a girl a long time ago who had Ardra Moon and Mula Rising who gave me random updates of the tiniest tidbits of her life and constantly overshared to a bizarre degree when it was absolutely clear i wanted nothing to do with her and one day she had the audacity to tell me that she was doing this because she thought i was lonely??? bitch what 😭😭 perhaps she genuinely thought she was helping me somehow and was offering me her company but she was completely deluded about how i "needed" her companionship or whatever bc i would act so cold and disinterested like girl can u not take a hint 😭

sorry Nodals but one thing I cannot stand about imbalanced Nodals who have no other planetary energy to balance them is how they completely lack self awareness and are absolutely delusional about how others see their behaviour

another Ardra stellium girl I know had a spam account on IG where she had like 30 followers and THOUSANDS of posts, she literally posted every spare thought she had in her head, including really embarrassing and completely personal details about her life and i told her i was concerned because others could see this info and use it against her and she told me that her "followers want her to be a vlogger" because she's "so entertaining" like bbg people find Trisha Paytas interesting, does not mean she isn't unhinged

[hawnks]

hello its me im a stranger in your inbox brought here by the allure of gojo fics

but LISTEN this is actually wild. at least from my pov. so i'm looking up omegaverse gojo fics

so i come across one of your omega!gojo fics and i love it, it's fun, it's novel, gojo as an omega is so valid actually, very in character, omega tf out of that bitch and i run to your blog to find more of it

they were all delicious works and gosh i love how you write gojo in general. man you have got. SO MUCH. of the vibes. the perfect vibes. i've got tons of gojo fic stuff in my drafts, a lot of it being character study, and i see your character ramblings on him AND IM LIKE

YES!!! THAT'S IT THAT'S HIM THAT'S THE BRAND!!! THE TRUE GOJO!! THE CORRECT GOJO SATORU!!! intensely lonely actually but too far removed from the regular human experience to understand how to properly connect. i see all of your opinions on them and theyre so correct

but then like i'm scrolling through your blog anD YOU WROTE!!!! IT'S YOU!!! YOU WROTE THAT FIC!!!! "ariadne's thread"!!!

i read that fic ages ago when i was first descended into the madness that is this fandom. i read like a million other fics and a couple weeks later that fic was still stuck in my head and it's the reason i started bookmarking fics for jjk now.

you also wrote that soulmate fic with the fanta soda?? which i also ended up reading??? that was AWESOME, i've been wanting to write soulmate stuff for jjk forever and it was such a sweet romance that was actually like normal and removed from the actual curse stuff

in retrospect it's actually super interesting. ariadne's thread is all about gojo and the aftermath of his spectacular life, and the soulmate fic is actually all about the reader and the trials of their mundane life. and in ariadne's thread gojo finds his peace by appreciating the trivialities of your regular life when he no longer cares about his

anyways sorry if i'm blabbing too much at you. it just felt like such a crazy coincidence, but only because i am apparently blind to author names on Ao3 XD

your pinned says you're shy so rlly don't feel pressured to reply to this, i just enjoy rambling in other people's inboxes

AISKSKKDKDKDKKDDK

Hello, welcome to the omega!gojo quicksand pit; there is no way out <3

Thank you, this is so sweet!! 😭🥺💕🍰🧋It’s funny because I do have fics that are more reader-centric despite being about characters. I think it’s because there’s sometimes world building that has to happen in reader’s POV and I try not to switch perspectives too much.

Strangely enough, I think gojo really has an appreciation for everyday things. He likes B-movies and street food, he buys tacky souvenirs, he takes the train. He’s like… 20% a normal dude actually

[patorucho]

now yell and scream about workplace violation

kian saved them for last because good fucking God. hi eveeyone its beau 💾 i have many thoughts. everyone, look AWAY.

[FOR ANYONE WILLING TO SEE ME AND MY HEADMATE CRUMBLE , CONTEXT THIS SHIP IS ABOUT A RPVERSE PATORUCHO FROM OUR QSMP RPVERSE YAOIVERSE. PATO IS A GUY NAMED JEREMY WITH LORE ALRIGHT? COOL.]

FIRST AND FORE FUCKING MOST . THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS VERY VERY COMPLEX.

even from the VERYYY BEGINNING. BECAUSE OF COURSE IT WOULD BE. THIS GUY'S FAMILY WAS FUCKING KILLED BY THIS THING. HE HATES THEIR GUTS, AND THEY HATED HIM TOO. FOR . some... reason? thats not normal, right ?

they actually had no idea why ! cucurucho was just Playing along!!!!!! THEY DONT UBDERSTAND A LOT OF THINGS ACTUALLY, THEY MIMIC AND JUST NOD THEIR HEAD SOMETIMES !! BUT THEY LIKED THIS GUY!! WHY? DUNNO! KIND OF CUTE TO THEM.

but for a LONG TIME. THEY WERE STUCK IN THIS FUCKING RIVALRY WHICH WAS JUST ONE SIDED AND VERY DESERVING ANGER AND HATE.

AND FOR SOME REASON??? THIS STARTED CRUMBLING?????

BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK. WOULD YOU GO:

"[cucurucho] doesnt have a penis, not that i know of anyway. i mean what who said that." "get AWAY from [cucurucho]. theyre MY greatest enemy, theyre only allowed to call ME baby boy." "JEALOUS?! im NOT jealous. indulge in [cucurucho's] desires all you want because i DONT CARE."

"WAIT THEYRE NOT SINGLE? WHERE DID YOU GET THIS INFORMATION?" "[looking sullen and depressed over them having a boyfriend]" "[interrupted from staring at their flat fucking chest in a dress, turning BRIGHT RED AND MOVING HIS FUCKING HAND AWAY FROM THEIR PAW.] AH-! [STARTS WIPING HIS HAND ON HIS SHIRT??]"

[WHATEVER THAT KISS WAS????? WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT MAN???? YOU KISSED YOUR FAMILY'S KILLER AND NEARLY FELL IN LOVE???????]

TO YOUR FUCKING ROBOT BEAR BOSS WHO AGAIN, KILLED YOUR FAMILY IN FRONT OF YOU.

but jeremys not fucking CRAZY. he can SEE them. he can fucking Tell that rucho's Different and theres a Front and hes fucking That out while figuring whatever the Fuck hes feeling about them

because with those anger and guilt and disgust etc hes fucking lonely man. he really doesnt talk to anyone but this fucking Robot most of the time. and with it you kind of Learn about them. Slowly. thus the Weird lingering background feeling of Huh..what Is this? is it friendship? is it love? who the fuck knows! but it certainly is hiding behind your hatred for it like a red tinted glass.

and it Cracks for a brief moment before holding up again, and then cracks again slowly. And somehow overtime they get acquianted, talk a lot more, bond. he tolerates cucurucho for a bit to co-parent this orphaned experiment child that he Maybe is getting a little attached to. they bond over this, he fucking gets thrown into jail, he meets a new friend, he gets weirdly jealous over friend exploiting his jealousy, and they reunite, bond again, bond a little Too much that i think theyre busy breaking the bed way way too much. and , they get along as friends. and then have sex again before rucho Dies whoops sorry.

and My god. the Despair this bitch had when they did was Massive. lost someone he cared about part two. and part three immediately after so That was shitty.

AND THEN YAY! REVIVAL! IMAGINING THE FUCKING RELIEF THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAD SEEING RUCHO'S BODY SLUMPED OVER AND ACTUALLY ABLE TO SALVAGE. HIS FRIEND!! ALIVE!!!!! AND HE WAS ABLE TO ACTUALLY SAVE SOMEONE.

AND RUCHO WAS SO THANKFUL!!!! they DEVOTE themself to him, BY PROGRAMMING. CONSIDERING THAT HES THE ONLY FUCKING ALIVE GUY IN THE FEDS. BUT ALSO? FAG WISE? SOON. UNDERWAY. AND LINGERING.

with no higher ups this gets into the rucho transition era yay ^_^ fat tgirl genderless moment!! and, if im so fucking real. if rucho fell first, jeremy fell HARDER. FELL BAD. FELL ATROCIOUSLY DOWN HORRENDOUS. HEAD OVER HEELS AND 6 FEET UNDER.HE WAS STRUGGLING.

you can see this in canon my man was STRUGGLING TO BREATHE. like after the transition and their talk, revival of their friendship and almost daily talks, the red tinted glass barrier of his hatred? shattered btw. those feelings he felt about them fucking announced themselves loudly and he hadto SURVIVE being in the same office building as this fucking bear while listening to them yap in their new voicebox in their new fat round body with boobs and a belly as they giggle shyly with angels flying around them like theyre from the heavens. confirmedby kark that jeremy falls hard almost every conversation really badly the more rucho opens up about themself freely. LOSER. this is my favorite era

but gahhhhhhhh he cares a lot :'(. that fucksme up SO MUCHHHHB. WHEN BARI RIPPED RUCHO'S HEAD OVER HE WAS THISSSS CLOSE TO CONFESSING. "—How would you feel if someone who lo- cares about you—" AND HE DOESIN THE END. "You know I like you right? I honestly really really like you too." he asksthem out on a date and stutters about romance WAHH. "—[the date] can be romantic if you want, I mean I don't mind. I-I mean, um." <- i forgot the exact wording but he focuses on tracing his finger on their paw to fully get the request that he wants to take them on a date out and when they tease him he gets flustered about it whahahurhhajha imf not normal.

datehappens and thus , begins the Together arc. LOTS PLANNED.CAN I SPOIL? I WISH. BUT ITSPLANNED. WHEN WILL IT HAPPEN? I DONTFUCKINGKMO W. I DONTWANT TO BOTHER KARK HES BUSY TO WRITE STUOID SHIT WITH ME ON TUMBLR. BUT GAH.

Currently right now theyre having a good time. really sweet even, theyre comfortable with each other as.partners and parents with their daughter coming back home to be officially adopted !!! yayyy!!! my bBABYYYY..!!

but this arc will put their relationship to the Test ^_^. New obstacles for them as theyre both past the hatred and old anger and the Past. rucho is stuck in it though, still hates them for it and ofc they do, they feel awful but jeremy forgives them and underestands that rucho didnt choose to hurt him :-(. mmjhwhghhhhdffffff.........

anyway. they love each other its Sickening. from hate to tolerance to slowburn to pure fucking love. thats Love baby. look at them, look at the main blog's pfp

thats Love baby :-( and look!! IGNORETHAT ONE OF THEM IS WRONG, BUT THEY HAVE RINGS!! YES!

THEYGET MARRIED LATER CANONICALLY. AND ACTUSLLY FACTUAL. I CAN SPOIL THIS CAUSE WE ALM SAW THIS COMING. TBH. I HATEHTNEM.

anyway um. Bye. Sorry.

[the-owl-tree]

Are there any songs/genres/bands you wish more WC MAPS would use + characters that should have more MAPS focused on them?

Cuz as much as I love MAPS, I really wish there was more variety music-wise and character-wise.

i should probably make the disclaimer that i know jack shit about music and my taste in it ranges from really great songs to Dog Shit. i unironically love rwby songs (yes. even caffeine.), i still listen to high school musical sometimes (bet on it is a breezepelt song fyi) so i'm not sure if im the best person buuuuuut-

im biased as hell im interested in leafpool, dovewing, nightcloud, and breezepelt tbh i want more of them because i like them a lot and im not really satisfied with how theyre often depicted in projects

leafpool and crowfeather's relationship but with skinwretch's interpretation, a lonely and scared she-cat with her back little pressed to the cliff as the man who hesitated to pull her up confesses his love to her. what is she supposed to do? suffocating in loneliness, under a dude who does not genuinely care about her, and a god that has rebuked her.

dovewing's isolation, jayfeather and lionblaze less as bland figures and more as the domineering tight-leashed figures they were to her. her isolation, how being snubbed hurt her. her rebellion trhu her relationship wtith tigerheart. arrgghghghh!!!!

i'd love more earnest, kinder depictions of nightcloud that develop her beyond just crowfeather's bitch wife who looks jealously at leafpool or yells at him. more that focus on her role in the coup, her relationship with breezepelt, more of that.

*holds a megaphone* depictions of breezepelt's abuse that aren't just crowfeather ignoring him but how crowfeather legitimately hurt, berated, and abused his child. why is every depiction of their relationship so fucking watered down, it's always just crowfeather looking away with a forlorn expression while breezepelt punches a wall.

for song wise, i genuinely don't understand how see you again by tyler, the creator hasn't been used yet for any romantic pairings. like fuck. im biased but kali uchis' parts are sooo pretty

this one is more comedy focused but i genuinely think a 9 to 5 by dolly parton animation about squirrelflight managing her husband and her duties as deputy would be fun lol

more fleetwood mac??? altogether??? why the fuck isn't the chain used more. what is genuinely wrong with people that the chain isn't the most overused song I HAVE BARELY SEEN IT USED. LITTLE LIES?? DREAMS???? RHIANNON???????? I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS. MORE FLEETWOOD MAC.

joy oladokun creates gorgeous and atmospheric music and i have never seen her music be used which is genuinely fucking disappointing. breathe again and sunday are my favorites of hers and i think breathe again would make a banger leafpool project

and sunday would be make a banger breezepelt project.

BONUS ONE! my main inspiration for fallen stars is star man by elton john :) i like it a lot

[aroacesigma]

Okay I'll just talk about tatsumi next.

Um. He's a christian! Also a communist. There's no official translation for the story yet but basically he attempted communism at his old academy because of the slave-like conditions it put lower status students in and when he attempted to make a unit with another character he fell of the stage after attempting to save said character from getting beaten. Now he has a permanent pain in his leg/feet pretty much but it seems to only get worse if he's experiencing psychological distress. He's kinda always been a little lonely so he likes comparing alkaloid to a nuclear family (tatsumi dad mayoi mom aira and hiiro their kids). He has a lot of love for everyone pretty much and tries to make up for his past sins. Also I'm obsessed with him and mayoi because parallels. I'm a bitch for parallels.

Tatsumi green hair purple eyes vs mayoi purple hair blue eyes that are oddly green sometimes. Mayoi coming off as weird but is actually nice vs tatsumi coming off as innocent but has made mistakes in the past. Tatsumi being full of love for people vs mayoi being full of fear. Not a parallel but they also both have moles on their faces. Also I have. Around 140 screenshots of dialogue between these two. Tatsumi initiates a lot of affection to mayoi pretty much. My best summary. Anyway look at them :3

OHH he sounds awesome . a little fucked up we love that in a guy . they look very gay . i loveeee his hair its such a nice colour ... love how they have matching eyes and hair too . theyre both very cute omfggg

[isekaid-bitches-tournament]

Kim Dokja propaganda in the form of all the submissions people submitted to a different tournament because they're good and I'm lazy:

He is simultaneously the hottest and the most average person out there. He is just a guy. He is otherworldly. He is a sexual icon. Man has not seen any action since he was born. He has daddy issues. Mommy issues. Financial issues even. He is fighting a constant Sisyphean battle against the universe, which is also him. So. yknow.

He's bisexual. He's died 13 times. He's a criminal mastermind. He's an idiot. He's been in love with a fictional character for a third of his life. He refuses to acknowledge that he's been in love with a fictional character for a third of his life. He constantly pisses off the fictional character he's been in love with for a third of his life on purpose. He's got three kids. Everyone is in love with him. He doesn't think he's worthy of love. He WILL kill himself to escape any situation where emotional intelligence is involved. He's god. He's just some guy. He's killed multiple other gods. He's the beginning. He's the end. Several mythological beings simpHe's bisexual. He's died 13 times. He's a criminal mastermind. He's an idiot. He's been in love with a fiction character for a third of his life. He refuses to acknowledge that he's been in love with a fiction character for a third of his life. Everyone is in love with him. He doesn't think he's worthy of love. He WILL kill himself to escape any situation where emotional intelligence is involved. He's god. He's just some guy. Multiple mythological beings simp for him. And lastly, he's my poor little meow meow.

he sees everyone around him as characters in a story so it’d be rlly funny to see him in this competition

WILL SOLO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR ASSES RAAAAHHHHHH KIM DOKJA TOO REAL

The character he kinned came to life and tried to kill him. He became a father of two. No wait three. He adopted two children and had one technically biological one. Also he is the reason the apocalypse happened.

I love him, i am him, he is part of a very meta story, i cry everytimd i remember him, you are not understanding

Because.

hes such a bastard and everyone wants to kill him but he never stays dead. getting into the meta he starts out as the reader but then comes to realize that the people he meets arent just characters, theyre people too. by virtue of inserting himself into the story, he becomes a character too, for readers like us

he’s such a guy he’s died over ten times jesus copyright claimed him for coming back to life his companions are traumatized he’s in constant denial so much going on in one guy plus i think itd be really funny for him to win

He's extremely relatable but it is hard to describe anything that happens in his life after the apocalypse without sounding like I'm on an acid trip. He's a reader. He's a fan. He is famous. He is infamous. He is a false prophet. He's a con artist. He has an unlucky smile. He is a pacifist. He is a murderer. He is uninterested in romance. He has a Life and Death companion. His coat matches his companion's coat. He is ugly. He is irresistible. He has generic MC face. He is an identity thief. He is an attempted child murderer. He is a chunni. He has the gayest little monologues. He is brunette. He is blonde. He is a savior. He is a martyr. He is lonely. He is loved.

He's a loser, he’s a fangirl, he looks stupid (and is canonically ugly), he’s been turned into a squid, his BFFL is a dumpling, he’s been ridden like a surf board, and he’s adopted two kids and has died in front of them multiple times

I'm really just bandwagoning here but hes such a guy. He kills someone in the first few chapters. Hes a kinnie. He dies like 7 times. He has so many problems and also hes a bitch

Yea

He is just a normal guy, he is the god of this world, he is a reader, he is an unreliable narrator, he love his kids, he is an absent parent, he is a polycule with two of his companions, he doesn't think he is worth of any type of love, his love language is self-sacrifice, he has died like 8 times, he loves all the characters of his favorite novel, he saw himself in one of the characters so when the novel became reality first thing he did was kill him, he read a very long and very boring story for 13 years to survive, he sacrificed his happy ending for the happy ending of all of his companions, he is just 51% of himself, he is trapped in a loop with his polycule for eternety, he has sleep deprivation, he is dreaming of the story he loves so much for eternety (again), he loved a story so hard that it became reality, his conpanions loves him so much that one of them condemned the whole world for him to keep being alive, he wants to live in a big house with all of his companions, he is a demon king, he is an archangel, he is Sung Wukon, he is the ugliest king, he has a literal wall that keeps him separated from the world, he can't accept he's loved, i am him.

He keeps dying

he loved Characters so much he literally became one

love that you included "yea" and "because."