#theyre just nights 2 electric boogaloo

[blobitech]

Aw shit here we go again

[kinkyfortheyanderes]

Hey i just wanna pop in and say how much i love your blog! i scrolled all the way to the bottom of all your posts and theyre all so amazing and well written out! and, correct me if im wrong sorry if i am, i noticed you said you have dyslexia and ocd and adhd and i gotta say that must be a lot! especially with how hard writing is! Youre so remarkable and i just love you a lot!! Also i noticed that requests were open and i was wondering if you could make a headcanon of how endeavor is in bed? ily❤

Yandere!Endeavor/Enji Todoroki in Bed — NSWF Headcanon

Let’s face it, Enji is rough, like I’m going to keep pounding until I get my completion. Which will have you with tears running downing your face blending in with saliva you drool out as he fucked you into next year. 

No doubt that he will bend you to his desire. He thought of a position that you would look good getting destroyed in? Expect to be literally contorted into it whether you really can or not.

He is a long fuck champion. Not because he really cares about making it romantic or sensual, but because he wants his fill of you before he’s done for the night.

Dude sports a sadistic penis. Extremely thick and a good 7-8 incher. Big angry veins to match the big angry dude. Also has a good curve and head to it. So expect to experience exquisite pain as he stretches you beyond your limit.

The thing is HOT, like a bath that is too hot to be comfortable to be in without playing ‘will I, won’t I’ with the water.

If he feels like it, or if you’re denying of how good he makes you feel a bit more than usual, he’ll rub your clit (/dick) towards the end of the session. Just to prove you wrong in the latter case, but for the former it would usually come about because he wants to hear you cry more than usual.

He fucks HARD. His every thrust is powerful, causing your head to almost mimic a bobble head doll due to the force he uses. Your ass will most definitely be bruised from his hips alone.

You don’t know if it’s on purpose, or a cruel joke by God, but his penis always hits your g-spot (/prostate). Not gentle in the slightest, might I add, and just like you, your special little button will be destroyed.

He likes to suck your neck or nipples, even tugging at them—especially with his fingers. His hand almost mimics a clamp as he stretches and pinches your nipples. (Holy shit if you start lactating this goes up to the extreme, he loves to see the squirts of milk that come out with every tug)

Definitely has a breeding/pregnancy kink, like holy shit, holy shit, holy shit

He will occasionally like to have you on top, if only to see you struggle as you try to take him by yourself. This will only really happen after he gets moderately to severely injured due to his hero-work. When it does happen he LOVES to see your face contort with pleasure/discomfort as your legs shake with strain. The only other time this would happen is if it was a special occasion, like an anniversary, and you specifically asked him.

Okay this has totally gone on for way too fucking long, request this again for an Enji Bedroom 2; Electric Boogaloo

Oh and OMG I forgot to mention how much I loved your submission and note!!! You are really too sweet!!!<3 <3 <3 I love you too! Mwah Mwah Mwah!

[phrynewrites]

blind date au girlies having one of those ppt nights where they get assigned a topic abt their friend group and bosco on their 5th drink going "u know what fuck this presentation abt me assigning u all a tlc show lemme show you this" and its the ppt u described and theyre holding up their phone blasting i really like you by carly rae jepsen

Everyone is really here like ok jasmine ppt part 2 electric boogaloo now with more jasmine

And they’re already clowning like ok so they just have this prepared at all times ok ok fkdkdk

[cylonbarnes]

gemma listens to the magnus archives

i’m going to listen to MAG 1: Angler Fish 

REASONS I HAVENT LISTENED TO IT YET: 

the accents sound fake even though theyre not

at least one person gets covered in worm holes (WAIT.... WORMHOLES?) at some point

night vale 2 electric boogaloo

REASONS I’M LISTENING TO IT NOW:

quarantine

LIVE-REACTIONS DOWN BELOW

to begin, i dont like angler fish. i dont like anything in the deep sea. i hate the deep sea. let us not actually be dealing with the deep sea.

i cant believe this guy sounds like this and you guys ship him with people.... some of you probably draw him as hot.... 

“there are very few genuine cases” oh so jon’s a scully

thank god this episode is only 16 minutes long.... i dont think i could handle jumping in to a 50 minute episode. for example, i love the adventure zone but it was a slog to start

is this his first day on the job?

he doesn’t count martin. who is the cute soft boy if i have decoded the fanart properly. who i think is also his ship.... person. his deckmate

okay so. i’m gonna guess that they start out reading statements but eventually become part of the statements themselves?? 

i just zoned out for most of this statement. i hope that doesnt come back to bite me later

why am i doing this. i think this podcast appeals to people who like scps and things. thats not me

actually, it is helpful that you tell me that there are steep hills in edinburgh

turns out eldritch entities (fish men?) dont care for cigarettes as much as they think they do

greasy breakfasts are the only way to deal with a traumatic evening

HE WENT BACK TO THAT PLACE? WHY.

i forgot how fuddy-duddy jon’s normal voice was

wait the person who voices it is also named jon sims. the character and the actor is the same. this really is night vale 2 electric boogaloo

IT WASN’T BAD! it’s not really my thing but the episodes are short enough (for now) that i’ll listen to a few more. i should probably have more of a review but i dont???? ohhhh, spooky~~

the playlist on the rusty quill website is in reverse order which is annoying. i can probably listen to them elsewhere but i dont care to move

[ali-enby-moved]

Wings finished the mother series so here have some highlights that she put in dms over the lAST MONTH OR SO 

mother 1 highlights:  - the possessed doll - losing my mind at the early enemies - and also the graveyard - that one line about teaching the zombies about god  - where the hell is the zoo - hearing one (1) mention of queen mary and realizing what was going on here - TELEPORTING BACK TO MAGICANT ON ACCIDENT VIA BREAD CRUMBS - the fourth wall break - anabel having a dream about ninten - the starmen have no brain cells - THE MAGICANT MOMENT?????????? 

cogdis highlights: - lost my voice - near death experience on saturn - "go to the left" /goes to the right - GREYFACE SUCKS - the band scene, aka "gale starts getting attached" (round 1) - all 3 of us getting lost on neptune - seeing ninten in magicant - "martians" = "martans" = "starman" - screaming over larice's death + the proceeding slow burnout of gale's motivation to carry on ("gale gets attached" round 2) - the mother 1 statue... valid - controlling greyface and continuing to realize he sucks (actually feeling things at the yo yo) - THOSE FREAKING NESS DUMMIES - LARICE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOOO FEAT. PK STARSTORM - screaming at ness's house - screaming at beta magicant - NEVER YEETED OUT OF VENUS SO FAST - teleporting woolly mammoth - glitching the game like 4 times in one night - KILLING SPACE CTHULU LIKE 3 TIMES - NIIUE'S ELECTRIC BOOGALOO - honestly? the poetic justice of trying to beat reflecto, then doing the others first, then beating reflecto - also the mother 1 cast in the other magicants + niiue's magicant being a remix of mother 1 - GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG - beat giygas in one shot - I didnt even get to say goodbye

earthbound highlights: - "theyre all safe, zarbol" - the magic butterflies are zarbol and you cant stop me - porky kind of sucks - ness is just as much of a god as ninten is - the bike!!!! - CAROL KNOWS - quinn and tony are valid - NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE IN THREED x40 - the sheer relief of saturn valley - moonside tripping me the hell out (+ tearing up at the homesick phone call) - NESS'S NIGHTMARE RUNNING OUT OF PP - ness has become god - carol getting smash on HA pokey - carol surviving giygas  attack due to guts - "GIEGUE, LISTEN TO ME! I KNOW YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS!" - "you have a family" / "you have friends" - tearing up at picture album - POSTGAME WHERE DAD CALLS ME

mother 3 highlights: - "take care of my kids gale" - putting two and two together on the pigmask theme + ssbb - mr. passion - "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH TO GET THAT STUPID VASE" - meeting kumatora and realizing how much mother 3 said frick gender roles - wanting to kill fassad - getting emotional at the dcmc scene - screaming at king p's room - screaming at the masked man the first time he showed up - genuine fear at the ultimate chimera scene in the lab - the unholy trinity: donkey kong (went to get duster specifically for that), new fassad, masked man round 1 - bonus round: first attempt at masked man round 1 the next morning was my last - beating the natural killer cyborg + porky bots in one try - screaming a lot in sadness at claus's battle - absolutely sobbing at the ending and realizing i don't need to write anything to change it. they're alive. all of them

[midoriyasbones]

look. im going off anon for this, which is something i never do tbh. i ship sk. i ship it like hell. but i like kl too, and when i saw that post, i laughed. it was a good joke, and tbh i was like "wtf why cant u see keiths hand maybe he IS holding lances hand". people go on and on about klantis, but there are sheith shippers who take it way too fucking far sometimes. you don't deserve hate or problems for that. you seem like a genuinely nice person who doesn't deserve crap for what you ship. (1)

¡you deserve as much happiness with your ship as we get with ours. as much as id like things to be canon, i realize that it might not be, and no matter what, no one deserves to be hated on or pestered because of what they ship. klance is a damn beautiful ship, and some sk shippers need to realize that by harrassing people over ships, they have sunk to @ntis levels. so you keep on shipping your great ship and dont listen to what anybody has to say about it. youre doing amazing sweetie. (2)

ALSO another thing that some sk shippers need to realize is that kl shipper =/= anti!! sure, it's definitely a thing (oh boy is it a thing) but just because someone ships kl doesnt mean theyre an anti! sometimes the sk side of the fandom can be pretty damn hypocritical too, and it pisses me off. sk is a good ship. kl is a good ship. one ship is not inherently better than another, even in regards to whether or not itll be "canon". just let people enjoy what they want! sorry for venting a bit. (3)

OH FRESHLY BREWED JUNIBERRY??

(for context, here’s the s8 poster shitpost in question, here’s me popping off, and here’s me popping off part 2 electric boogaloo i was MAD last night akdsjfjksakfj)

i’m gonna start of by saying that i don’t think this is actually an s/k vs k/l situation? because this behavior is NOT a thing reserved to s/k shippers, it’s just that as that ship has exploded in the past year so has the number of people who are s/k shippers doing this so it just feels like it, but i see it across the board. it’s not s/k thing and i don’t want it to be labeled as such. it’s just that because s/k has become so big you can find more examples of it than if you went searching in s/l, a/l, p/l, etc. could some of that behavior be s/k vs k/l? i’m sure you’d be hard pressed not to find at least one person like that out there, but i actually believe this stems from more of a non-k/l shipping fandom issue than anything else.

i feel like i should address what counts as ant¡ behavior, especially as an ex-ant¡ myself. but that’s probably a post i’ll make separately from this one though as i want to be able to word it correctly and make it so that people don’t feel like i’m coming for them or their ship. the fact is that some people genuinely don’t recognize their behavior for what it is because it’s almost been reinforced that they’re doing the right thing by so many for so long they’ve let themselves go unchecked and because of that it’s just spiraled out of control.

but yeah, just because someone ships k/l doesn’t mean they’re an anti! i think that sometimes people just jump the gun, and honestly i’m not going to make excuses for them anymore. the thing is it’s not even that every sha/adin shipper has been personally harassed for their ship, because statistically that’s just not possible. i really don’t think people are writing anons, @ ing in posts, etc to every single sha/adin out there. and before you come for me saying i could never know what it’s like, i have had my inbox flooded by both sides, i have been vagued about by both sides, i have had call out posts, sha/adin twitter memed me (briefly, but tbh im not mad about that IT WAS FUNNY), i was on vld.flops, and at one point i’ve had law enforcement involvement (to be fair, that was for ant¡s coming after me, not sha/adins) like i’ve been through that. that’s personal harassment. and yeah, seeing ant¡s post mean stuff in the tags, seeing them go after your favorite blogs or your friends, and in general just... their overall disrespect towards people in general is pretty bad, but none of that warrants you walking around with a chip on your shoulder or being able to just ‘go off’ at any and all times. even if you have been personally harassed once or even multiple times, you don’t get to do it back. that’s not how you enact change.

anyways, if you don’t like k/l and k/l shippers that much, and seeing them reminds you of bad things, i don’t blame you at all, but that really doesn’t excuse shitty behavior. as we say in the pro ship side of things, blacklist is your religion, and if you need a more heavy duty option (that removes the post entirely from your dash, as in the whole ‘this post is blocked because xyz’ won’t even show up the whole thing is just gone), xkit is free! if seeing it bothers you that much, don’t go scrolling through the tags, don’t go scrolling through blogs, don’t go after people bnf vague, and if you do see something, just scroll past it. in all honesty by commenting you’re just worsening the already oozing, festering, cluster fuck that is this fandom even if that post in question is by a hateful person, and that’s the at best scenario. at worst, you look like a dumbass who takes everything way too seriously by picking on a person who just made a shitpost for fun.

thank you so much for the encouragement, it really means a lot especially knowing that you’re part of the s/k fandom. having that support and knowing that not everyone is just going to think i’m a raving, rabid k/ancer uwu for getting upset over constantly being unfairly jeered at does help a great deal! im just... tired of feeling dread when my ask box lights up, or my stomach getting sick when i scroll through my activity feed. i know im usually a low sodium blog (and we will be returning to low sodium hours shortly) but i think this is something that needs to be talked about. people shouldn’t be able to get away with this behavior.

[fusion-vents]

Impulsive thoughts: hhhnnng ball. Lick ball.

Intrusive thoughts: i need to rip off my fingernails and bite off my tongue right now immediately Or Else

Paranoid Delusions: This Person, Who I Have Never Met In My Life, Is Now Going To Attempt To Kill Me Because Only People I Know Very Very Well Are Safe And Will Not Kill Me, And I Do Not Know This Person. Proof? None. They're Just Going To Do It.

Paranoid Delusions 2 (electric boogaloo): is my fiance breathing??? I dont want to wake them up to find out but what if i do try and they dont wake up because theyre dead??? i should hold my breath for the next 4 minutes until i am Suitably Assured they are breathing even though this happens every single night

Hallucinations (auditory): ... What was that? Why is there shuffling outside??? WHO ARE YOU WHAT DO YOU WANT

Hallucinations (visual): ... Bitch I fucking saw you. DONT FUCK WITH ME I SAW YOU WHERE DID YOU GO

Hallucinations (tactile): BITCH WHO THE FUCK IS TOUCHING ME WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME PLEASE STOP IM SCARED MY SKIN IS ON FIRE PLEASE STOP

Compulsions: you must set volume to a 5 or a 0, have your bed on the left-hand side of the bedroom door and in front of the closet, check out every single window you are near and every single peephole, always put mayo on both slices of bread and have your cheese in the middle of the sandwich with at least three pieces of meat on each side, and pop your neck and knuckles at least once per hour. You must do all of this. Or Else.