#theyre gonna tower over everyone

[psychiclounge]

dragons dogma 2 is gonna rule i downloaded the character creator and made my kinda empty headed looking tree of an arisen from ddda, saga, and i was going to make my oblivion dark brotherhood oc yvain as his pawn again when i saw the grizzled old catboy preset for the beastren and i was like. Oh shit . so now saga has a new pawn,

[kissohee]

taesan x leehan x fem!reader ☆ nsfw ; wc : 3k+ ☆ one-shot mdni! synopsis; when taesan and leehan invite you to go swimming with them, you find yourself doing a lot more than swimming. warnings; all bnd members mentioned except wnk, i refer to taesan (dongmin) and leehan (donghyun) as their real names, hot tub sex, leehan is more of a dom than taesan is, hickies, fingering, humping, unprotected sex (wrap it!), handjob, big dick leehan ofc, theyre pervs (?), boob play, they get a teeny bit competitive/bicker at each other at one point, no mxm

Jaehyun had warned you way before you guys had even gotten to the hotel that Dongmin and Donghyun were more than likely going to drag you to the pool with them.

And he was absolutely right, because not even 5 minutes into checking into the hotel, they were asking the lady at the front desk about the pool on the roof. When she said it was for residential use for free, they couldn't hide the excitement they felt about it. "We should go the second we unlock our hotel rooms." Donghyun suggests, dragging his suitcase in the halls while everyone walks to the 3 rooms you guys had rented. "Shouldn't we settle in first?" You raise an eyebrow at him and Donghyun shrugs back with a smile on his face. Jaehyun plays with the keycards in his hands, figuring out which room is for which key before giving you yours. You had split up the 3 rooms by having you by yourself, while Sanghyeok, Sungho and Jaehyun were in another and the last one is for Dongmin and Donghyun. You place the keycard on the pad on your door, Dongmin leans against the wall watching you, "So it's official you're coming with us?" You ignore his question when the pad on the door turns red, the keycard refusing to work. "I-" You look at him confused and he turned his attention to the keycard, "It's not working?" "Let me try," he grabs the card from you and when the pad turns red again he searches around for Jaehyun, who opened his door and is now inside the room. "Myungjae.!" He yells loud enough for him to hear but not loud enough to make the surrounding rooms complain. Jaehyun pops his head out and raises his eyebrows, "It's not working." You grab the card from Dongmin to hand it to Jaehyun who is now attempting to work the keypad. You see Donghyun poke his head out from the room he also got open, curiosity on his face. "Huh," Jaehyun inspects at the card, "Weird. Maybe they gave us the wrong one?" You look at Dongmin and Donghyun before shrugging your shoulders, "Looks like the pools gonna have to wait." "No biggie," Donghyun shakes his head, "You could just change in our room." "But I have to go fix the problem with Jae. It is my room." You look at Jaehyun who has a smile on his face. Dongmin grabs your suitcase before dragging it into the room he was staying in and Jaehyun slightly nudges you, "I got it, don't even worry about it." Before you were able to even say anything back, you found yourself in Dongmin and Donghyun's room, looking through your suitcase for the bathing suite you made sure to pack. "Is that one new?" Donghyun asks, grabbing the bra of your bikini set, his fingers grazing over the texture. You gently snatch it from his hands, "Just bought it." You head towards the rooms bathroom and get dressed. When you leave the bathroom the two boys are in their bathing trunks, and when they both look at you at the same time, you can't help but feel a lot more shy than normal. Donghyun's eyes travel your body before he smiles in a smirk like manner, "I like it." He pats Dongmin's thigh to tell him to get up and they both grab their towels. "Actually do one of you have a towel I can use? I forgot mine at home." You search through your suitcase with no luck. Dongmin towers over you before smiling softly, "You can share with me." When you're silent, his voice gets quieter, "Only if you want to." You look up at him with a smile, "Sure, thank you Min."

The moment you guys made it the pool, you were already shivering. The two boys seemed to not care about the current weather situation, and you assume that's because of how badly they wanted to go swimming. After putting your stuff down on one of the chairs, you took a deep breath before slowly getting in the water. You wished it wasn't so cold out, the ambiance was really nice, especially because you could just look at the city below and see the lights from the buildings brightening up the dark sky. But you couldn't enjoy it because you're stuck in the corner of the pool, shivering. It's so cold you're sure you could get frostbite if you stay in there longer than 30 minutes. "Hey guys," They both watch as you exit the pool, "It's really cold." Donghyun swims to the edge you were standing at and lifts himself up, "We can go." "No.!" He confusingly drops back into the pool, "It's okay, we can stay, I just won't go into the pool, that's all." "You sure?" Dongmin tilts his head and you nod. You didn't want to be the reason why they weren't able to enjoy something they were very clearly looking forward to doing, and the temperature of the air wasn't so bad. Your skin started to dry up once you wrapped yourself in Dongmin's towel, only then did you realize there was a hot tub attached to the pool. You watch as the two boys compete in swimming laps, contemplating on whether or not you should test out the hot tub before carrying yourself over there and sitting inside. The temperature was the exact opposite of the pools, it was nice and warm. The light blue light turning the water entirely translucent. Eventually they both got out the pool too, complaining about how the cold water got to them as well and joining you in the hot tub to warm up. "It's soo much better in here." Dongmin rests his back against the wall of the hot tub, laying his head back. You did the same thing as Dongmin, even resting your eyelids for a bit, and when you opened them you were greeted by Donghyun staring at your breasts. "Eyes are up here, Kim Donghyun." You warned in a jokingly manner, his eyes dragging up into yours, but the expression on his face not changing once. "Can't help it," He looks back at your breasts again, "Especially not when you look so good.." You splash some water towards him and laugh to try to even out the heavy atmosphere. Donghyun splashes you back and responds with laughter in his voice, "Did I say something wrong?" You sigh so loud it came out more as just simply exhaling, "Well I mean- I don't know... But you can't just say things like that." He raises an eyebrow, "And why not?" "Because-" You have trouble finding your words, "Because we are friends..?" Your voice shaky, not sure if what you were saying was even true. Donghyun and Dongmin have always been super close to you ever since you met. Despite the fact that you met through Jaehyun, Dongmin and Donghyun had zero problem when it came to flirting or being extra close, more than always passing it off as a joke.

So there's no way either of them think of you as anything more than a friend, it was simply just joking. "You know," Donghyun looks at Dongmin who's shaking his head to tell him that whatever it is that he's about to say, he shouldn't say it. "Dongmin's found you hot since the moment you met." Dongmin continues to shake his head before covering his face with his hands, very clearly embarrassed. Donhyun opens his mouth to talk again before he gets cut off, "Not just me. Donghyun has been eyeing you forever." "Well this is news to me." You say before Donghyun has the opportunity to respond to him. The three of you sit in silence, unsure on how to continue the conversation after their awkward confessions. Donghyun looks at Dongmin who's shaking his head again and he looks at you, "On that note," he speaks slowly, "What if I told you I want to fuck you?" You don't know what exactly you expected out of Donghyun's mouth, but it certainly wasn't that. Anything but that actually. It seems as though he read your mind, "You'd let me right?," Dongmin clears his throat and Donghyun immediately corrects himself, "Sorry, you'd let us, right?" You look between them both, fidgeting with your fingers, "Both.. of.. you..?" "Is that okay?" Dongmin butts in, making it clear he's interested in you despite not participating in the conversation as much. You had to really think about it. You thought they were attractive, everyone did, but if you agree to it, it could possibly turn the really good friendship you had with them into an awkward one. Yet for some reason you find yourself nodding, agreeing to their proposal. Donghyun is first to react, and the moment his lips touch yours, you feel your body heat up. A very different type of heat than the one coming from the hot tub. Especially when Donghyun slides his tongue into your mouth without you even realizing, a clear natural, and your hands come to hold his cheeks. Dongmin whispers something in Donghyun's ear, who looks at him with an obvious look on his face. Breaking away from your kiss, he replies, "Me, duh." "What? Why?" Dongmin whines out, a pout forming on his lips. "I'm bigger, she'll feel more full." Donghyun shrugs like it's the clear choice. You put the pieces together and realize they're talking about who actually goes inside of you, you would offer to take both of them, but their bickering was too entertaining for you to want to stop them. "So???" Dongmin rolls his eyes, "Fine, can I at least touch her before you?" "Okay, but don't let her cum, I want her to cum from me." "She'll cum twice then." Dongmin shrugs, lifting one of your legs over his, helping to spread yours softly. His hand rests over your clothed heat, only thing keeping it from making contact is the polyester of your bikini bottom. "You are okay with this, right?" He softly asks you.

You shift your hips around and nod, "Yes, please just.." Placing a hand on the rough seat of the hot tub to balance yourself, but instead leaning against Donghyun, who wraps his arms around your waist. Dongmin pushes the fabric of your bikini to the side, softly pressing one of his fingers on your clit, looking at your face to observe your reactions. Your chest rises and falls heavier when he starts toying with your clit, sending waves of sensation to where you needed it the most. Donghyun watches from above your shoulder at the way Dongmin moves against your clit. You let out a soft moan and Dongmin tries his best to hold down a smile that tried to escape. When he felt you clench around nothing, he took it as a sign to enter one of his fingers in. You hold his arm, and he stops moving, waiting until you give him the green light to continue. When you got slightly used to the feeling of his finger inside of you, you let go of his arm. He looks at you for confirmation and when you nod, he starts pumping his finger in and out of you. It's been a while since you last had any type of sensation so his singular finger was already stimulating you to the point of release. You shift your hips again, this time being able to feel Dongmin's bulge, pressing your knee into it to hopefully give him some relief he might be looking for. And you know you're right when he curses under his breath before softly grinding against your knee in the pace of his fingers. "Min-" You moan out when he enters another finger inside of you, not able to take his eyes off of the way your mouth hangs open from how good he's making you feel. And he didn't realize how much he's yearning for release too until he focuses on it. The mere fact that Dongmin's attempting to get himself off using your knee makes you clench around his fingers. Would it be too late to ask if you could take him right now? Those thoughts disappear when Donghyun whispers in your ear, "Maybe it's a good thing he's doing this first.. You're gonna need the slight preparation for when you take me." He leaves a small peck on your cheek and rubs the sides of your waist. You're sure Dongmin overheard when he adds a 3rd finger, reaching so deep inside you you're worried if he's even meant to go that far in. Using his thumb, he circles your clit, trying to keep all his attention on making you feel the best you can instead of on the ache in his cock. Donghyun's words and the way Dongmin feels inside of you, make your head cloud up. And you can't tell if it's that or the heat from the hot tub making you sweat. "Min-" You reach out for him, squeezing on his other arm, "Oh gosh.. Min- Please.." The way you stumbled over your words boosted Dongmin's ego, speeding up his hand while still lightly pressing himself against your knee. Your climax approached you before you were even able to let Dongmin know. Hips twitching as you came on his hand, mumbling his name so much it'll wear out. Donghyun softly rubs against your stomach to rid it of any possible aches.

"My turn," Donghyun lifts you up and into his lap, taking note in the way your body has given up on strength. "Unless you-" You shake your head and look at Dongmin before looking at Donghyun, "I'm okay, let's continue.!" "You sure?" Donghyun looks at you for extra confirmation, never wanting to go out of your comfort zone, but when you mumble a small 'I promise', he's already undoing the lace on his swim trunks. Donghyun frees himself from the shorts, cock aching to be inside of you, and he mimics what Dongmin did and pushes your bikini to the side. He lines himself up with you, "Let me know when you're ready." You nod and take a deep breath, "I'm ready." He inserts inside of you, the size of his cock making your walls burn and you feel the wind get knocked right of you, "Oh fuck." "I won't move," He rubs his hands along your back, reaching your bikini top before undoing it. Despite trying to catch your breath, you notice the way both Dongmin and Donghyun stare at your bare breasts in awe, the other boy adjusting himself in his shorts. "Can I move now, sweetheart?" You hear almost desperation come from Donghyun's voice as he moves his hands to your breasts, softly massaging them. "Yeah I think I'm good now." You speak slowly, trying to get used to Donghyun's warm wet hands on your sensitive nipples. He looks at Dongmin who is trying his hardest not to touch himself, "Dongmin, come here." The boy looks at Donghyun with confusion, "I need you to help her move." Dongmin sulkily listens, upset that he's not the one inside of you right now, but nonetheless he softly grabs your hips and guides you on top of Donghyun who continues to play with your breasts. Dongmin takes the advantage of his control to finally feel what it's like to have your lips against his, and given the situation, he thinks the kiss is sweet. But he doesn't do it anymore than once, knowing you're too focused on Donghyun. He hold onto Donghyun's shoulders, feeling like your core was being ripped apart, thankful Dongmin was there to help you as you knew you wouldn't have been able to on your own. The same boy took the opportunity to press kisses all over your shoulders and neck, sucking on spots that seemed to get a reaction out of you. Your hand searches Dongmin's body, finally finding his bulge. When you softly palm it, he jolts, making Donghyun thrust up into you, earning a moan from you. He whimpers, allowing you to do it again. In between Donghyun's thrusts, you undo Dongmin's trunks so you can help him better. Donghyun moves his hands from your breasts to your hips, guiding you on him as you pump Dongmin's dick in a pace that matched Donghyun's. Dongmin removes his lips from your skin so you could jerk him easier, he melts into your touch, already finding himself closer than he'd expected. Donghyun replaces the absence of Dongmin's lips on you with his own, biting down on your collarbone skin, more than likely leaving marks impossible to cover up. Feeling the pressure in between your legs grow as Dongmin's cock twitched in your hand, even Donghyun's grip on your hips tightened as you got closer to release. Moving your thumb along Dongmin's tip got him to where he's been wanting, his whimpers increasing in volume as his cum streams into the water. His eyebrows furrowing as he breathes heavy. Donghyun starts moving faster underneath you, his hips thrusting up sporadically. You feel him move inside of you, curses falling from his lips faster, you reach your climax again, moaning both their names with the very little energy you have left. Donghyun lifts you off of him so he could cum too, it never leaving the warm water.

You collapse onto Donghyun when your body gives out, all 3 of you in silence while you all catch your breath and come to realization about what had happened. "Here, take her," Donghyun eventually speaks up, helping you rest on Dongmin's lap instead so he could fix himself and help put your bikini top back on. Your eyelids felt heavy and the comfort of Dongmin's shoulders makes you fall asleep, burnt out from the previous activities.

-

You were sure they carried you back to the hotel room, because when you opened your eyes, you were in pajamas on a bed instead of in the hot tub. When you turned around, you were face to face with Dongmin, who was peacefully sleeping. And something about that made you smile.

hi this was actually the death of me. i went through the 5 stages of grief writing this. this fic is based on this ask! it was highly wanted and the original nonie said i could write it so i did!! big thank u to nonie for the idea and bunny for helping me! it took longer than i wanted and im not happy with the result but you know,,,, 😭 also the writing looks a little awkward because both of them are Dongs,, so you end up seeing those letters a lot, guess i have their parents to thank for that 💔

[rayroseu]

THE MAJESTIC EXCELLENCY HERSELF 😍😍😍😍💚💚💚💚 also maybe its just me but is it a reach to hope that an ACTUAL Disney villain can cameo in TWST?? 😆 You know like how Mickey randomly appears before us akjdkss

Also i find it interesting how Yuu immediately got up to go to the Maleficent Statue after concluding the dream as "Maleficent is being left out..." She reminded him of One Guy lol 😭 Also Yuu lore crumbs that theyre finally catching up that their dreams is related to the next overblot lol

ALSO AAAAAHHH SEBEKKKK 💚💚💚✨✨✨ I missed hearing his "human!!" FULLY VOICED✨✨✨ Haruki Ishiya san... thank you 😭💚💚💚

I love his attitude change LMFAO and Silver being the polite person he is insisting Sebek to apologize and Sebek just doesnt lol... SOBS... Also agree with Grim lol Diasomnia literally the most dramatic dorm lol

Also I find it so funny that "Malleus evil smile" expression is his Happiest Expression LMFOAOAOA He's thoroughly AMUSED by Yuu calling him Hornton in front of Sebek (of all people) without hesitance 😭😭

Ohhh Malleus loves chaos alright ✅✅✅💥💥 and his family and friends getting along...😭😭💕💕💕

Also the part where the npcs talked about him broke my heart aughh...

He's just talking with his classmates and everyone is already whispering how "he shouldn't be in this school he's going to curse everyone" (OKAY maybe theyre going to be right about that in a few more updates butksjdjs) But aaa knowing the fact he has superb hearing skills.... I like to imagine he's hearing these rumors while talking to Yuu and the knights but he's just ignoring the rumors since there's a few peopke who are treating him like a normal person right now 😭😭

I LOVE HOW THIS IMPLIES LILIA RELIES ON SILVER THE MOST TOO!!! He couldve asked Sebek or Malleus since theyre the people with no sleep problems... but nooo he insisted on Silver waking him up!! AUDGAUHS I thought he's a general who focuses on efficiency... 😭😭 He just wants Silver to wake him up... i know you lilia 🔍🔍🔍🤨🤨

I am in good pain... considering!! in Book 7!! Lilia repeatedly appears to be a reliance for Silver whenever he feels hopeless... I CANT. Lilia is just like more lowkey about how much he actually relies on his son 😭😭💚💚

ROOK BEING IN THE RUINS TOO IS SO FUNNY LFMAOOO THATS ONE OF MALLEUS' TOP INTERSHIP LIST??? ITS LILIA'S P.E VIGNETTE ALL OVER AGAIN LMFOAOAA HE'S GONNA HARASS MALLEUS DOWN IF THEYRE COWORKERS AHFHAHDHA

Imagine them in the ruins and finally Malleus has someone who is enthusiastic about ""boring facts about Gargoyles and Abandoned Ruins"" but its just... got to be THIS GUY Rook Hunt... who once tried to playfully harm Lilia lol

Malleus and Rook Duo is actually so funny though 😂😂 It still cracks me up that Malleus was once invited on Rooks Bday but he didnt attend cuz he's annoying to him and most notably Rook is not even hostile to him??? He just didnt attend bcs he hates his guts omg😭😭💥💥

This fact is so weird to me... What do you mean that some teeth just becomes an automatic RADIO under the right conditions????😭 Is this a foreshadow to Zigvolts Dentistry??? 😳⚡💚✨✨✨

Can a fae teeth play Elvis Presley just by opening their mouths...?? You know like Stitch acting as a phonograph... 😂

But I doubt??? They have radio towers at Briar Valley so it probably doesnt happen????? But It'd be pretty funny if Briar Valley radio just play bardcore music and one poor fae was "cursed" to have "magical radio teeth" playing bardcore everytime lol

My first thought was "Sebek!!!!✨✨✨" here actually 😭💚 Since he's the only freshman we're missing rn...

But I was surprised Yuu thought of Malleus??? That just further implies Yuu recognizes him as a friend that'll help them too 😭😭😭

Its just precious to think that someone finds Malleus reliable, he'll be so happy to assist Yuu if they're having trouble with anything just like how he enthusiastically offered to explain more about the Thorn Fairy since Yuu is curious about it...😭💖💞💖💗💕 I love them to BITS OMFG...

(I'm sad that Yuu is going home too but I'm ignoring that lol🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️ Yuu is a self insert theyre supposed to speak MY language of staying with Mal-)

Its devastating that the freshmen are so hyped up to be working together THEY ARE NOT PROCESSING THE IMPLICATIONS OF YUU GOING HOME... 💔😂 if Yuu truly goes home, theres no reason for them to be gathering like this on the cafeteria anymore... 😭😭💔💔 Making myself sad that they'll buy an extra plate for them during lunch break and not even Grim touches that food... just to honor their friend😭😭😭

Wait so we know that the first night in "sleepover to discover Mickey" consists of Deuce and Ace as Grim and Yuu's companion...

Maybe the next nights (without Malleus' overblot interupption) consisted of Epel and Jack, and then possibly Ortho and Malleus??? (since Ortho is the one who suggested that therell be a fae)

Oh but Im going to cry if at Book 7's ending consisted of Yuu inviting Malleus for a sleepover at Ramshackle despite what happened... 😭😭😭 and and like the stars aligning appears once again but this time he's not at ruined Ramshackle missing his friend... He's at a peaceful sleepover with a friend group auGh... 😭😭😭💖💕💞💗💞💗

[pumpkinsy0]

I’m not sure if America does this much, but from where I am, a grade is able to travel to a different country for around a week or two for educational purposes (e.g Italy, France, Etc.) So,,, any Papercut Hcs for that? (Taken that they were able to make up the money for that, maybe Pony took up extra jobs to earn the money.)

ik what ur talking about!!! i dont think its common for a WHOLE GRADE to do it, but ik wym!!!!

OK SO

•lets say they’re traveling to france (ewwww🙄🙄 but trust me, makes sense later), their language class was french and they were like “man y dont we all travel to france to test out skills n have fun”

•gonna b frank w u, pony, curly, and their families were hesitant on it, MOSTLY bc of money restraints but when it comes to pony, its bc he just never traveled out the country before, let alone all by himself

• curly rlly has no aspirations to travel anywhere but then he realized that if pony left, he would b bored out his mind cayse who else can he annoy as well as he does w pony??? so he was on board!!

•look, getting that money was a hard time for all, tim and curly did more jobs, darry and soda worked their asses off and so did pony, but at the end of the day, they did it (also some of it was covered for everyone bc of some soc’s rich ass dad)🙏🏽🙏🏽

•when the packed, they damn near packed everything they had bc they just dont have much, it was like they were going away forever😭

•look, curly (and angela, shes here too!!! :3) r haitian immigrants, they knowwwww french bc they HAD to learn it in haiti to get through the education system, hell theyre probably one of the few ppl who even know it fluently out this whole grade, everyone else was lowkey bullshittin

•curlys basically ponys translator for everything, and curly WILL use it to his advantage, ponys always smarter than him but HERE??? HEEEE has the upper hand, plus, this means pony being clingy

•but his french was a lil rusty bc he wouldnt rlly speak it a lot, even in class he wouldnt rlly speak

•pony had this “introduction to french” book darry gave him bc darry can actually speak french bc of the class!!!

•curly and angela CANNOOTTT see the eiffel tower as being romantic btw, that shit was built w haitian money they hate france man (YES, im airing out some of my grievances i hate france dude🙄🙄), if pony mentioned the tower near curly he’d roll his eyes, ALSO BC HE FOUND IT TO B CORNY

•curly and pony keep getting lost dude, its like hell on earth, YES, france is walkable, but that probably just makes it worse for them bc theyre walking far in the wrong way😭

•u can def tell theyre american tourist, but i dont think curly would care, ponys trying to keep a low profile tho

•i dont think they rlly, like french food that much, not even that it taste bad or anything just not their cup of tea, honestly

•if i remember right, france has a problem w pick pocketers and i PROMISE u that wouldnt slide w either of em, they WILL fight u over it😭

•angela was excited to try the macarons!!! honestly like top thing she liked there probably, maybe she also flirted w some guys in french, got some perfume, she treated it like a vacation more than like something educational, she knew french already this was USELESS to her

•pony loved the museums, and wouldve liked it MORE if curly didnt RUSH him all the time bc he was bored, curlys the kind of guy to only go to museums for the gift shop and tbh??? so real

•they were able ti get a room together at a hotel thankfully, and half the time in it was NOT spent sleeping, it was spent w curly making stupid jokes and pony laughing so they were tired in the morning

•let them have some souvenirs, they deserve it!!!pony tried to get something each for the gang, curly got something STUPID for tim, angela got a cute gift for herself

•pony promised to take pics while he was there and he did, but some of the pics had curly being a dumbass in it🙄🙄

anyways i went through this whole post without making a kanye west joke, im truly growing to b more mature

[the-woild-is-y-erster]

gonna talk about a dream i had so i don’t forget it

so i was at this camp, which was a lot like one i’ve been to for several years, we couldn’t have our phones or any food or even art for whatever reason? like we couldn’t keep anything we made, they would occasionally raid our stuff to look for anything contraband, so it was lights out, and i knew i wasn’t the only one with contraband, but for whatever reason i was the only one good at hiding it, so the counselor came in and caught one girl, so she sacked our stuff, and i was the only one that got caught, and blah blah blah timeskip, she comes in later asking if anyone has any trash, and i’m like “oh shit this is a trap” so i hide my stuff, and she comes in and takes everyone else’s stuff and blows up on them, sends them out of the cabin, and she’s stuffing people’s art in the trash bag and i’m like “why can’t we have any of this stuff?” she goes “it’s not allowed.” and so i argue eith her and she’s finally like whatever. one of you can keep some art at the end. so she leaves and suddenly for whatever reason sniper tf2 comes in????? and he’s like “m8 you look different, you alright?” because apparently we’re friends in my dream??? and i look down and i’ll have to draw it later because it was sick, but i had knights armour but it was more agile, and i had a cape and these giant crazy red feather wings, and an old grecian helmet with a red plume, and he’s like “that’s the lord high admiral’s uniform, yeah?” (wtf is the lord high admiral??) and i’m like oh shit youre right so apparently the lord high admiral just gets chosen by an act of valor and you have to fight the other one to the death to recieve your formal title??? so sniper’s like “you gotta scram, m8, lil birdy told me the prev one is wreakin havoc in the castle” which was apparently where the grounds of the camp was???? so i hug him and walk out the door and my armor like flickers and dissapears, classic “hero doesn’t know how to use their powers until theyre in the heat of battle” so i’m like whatever and then as i’m running towards the drawbridge of this bigass castle it comes back and i’m fckin flying, and i crash through this giant stained glass window into a corridor that for skme reason i know leads into the bell/clock tower, and there’s a ton of like, narnia style fighters, like rabbits and beavers and bears with battering rams and stuff, and they clear the way for me with my majestic ass cape and wings to the huge oak doors and they creak open and it’s like a greenhouse instead of the bell? so in the middle is a wooden throne, and sitting in it in the most faggy like legs over the armrest position, is my brother scout with the same gear i got, but in blue. and so i stand in front of him, and oh so dramatic dream me, as the doors are slamming shut, draws my blade and says “hello, brother.” AND THEN I WOKE UP???????

[lunerna21]

Okay I’m sorry but what type of genes are being passed around in Diasomnia cause LIKE GODDAMN THEYRE ALL BREATHTAKING

First of all, Sebek is SO GODDAMN TALL HE WOULD EASILY TOWER OVER ME (I’m 5’2 so I feel Riddle’s struggle of being so damn short lol)

AND SEBEK’S A FRESHMAN!! A FREAKING FRESHMAN!! WHAT DID YOUR PARENTS FEED YOU!?

Silver looks the the princely type so much in this! I’m surprised we got a smile out of him, but he’s so handsome!

If we don’t see flowers, animals and sunshine around Silver like a Disney princess I’m gonna cry!!

…….Why does Lilia doing the same pose as the countdown art give me anxiety?

Oh wait…

***internally screaming and crying about Book 7 so far***

I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR PAST LILIA!!

He’s such a unique character but he’s just also so intriguing

But I have to say, Lilia always slays he’s just always in his element and gives zero fucks and it’s just 👌🏻

Malleus….Sweetheart…..

GOD HE HAS THE MOST ENCHANTING EYES LIKE I COULD JUST STARE AT HIM ALL DAY

THE THOUGHT OF (HOPEFULLY) SEEING MALLEUS ANIMATED WOULD ASCEND ME TO THE HEAVENS

I NEED SOME GOOD NEWS AND THAT WOULD HEAL ME FOR AGES

But overall, I’m very pleased with how everyone looks~! No one looks janky or stiff, and each one show a bit of their personalities~!

I’m gonna plead to the great seven one last time: GIVE US FANS SOMETHING RELATED TO THE ANIME! ILL TAKE ANYTHING!!

…..But anyway, I just love each and every one of these special bois~! 🥰❤️

[kurosurintomasu]

for the unlikely tumblr users that are fans of the pizza tower fangame "internship"

y'all are literally never getting this game 😂😂😂😂😂

click the read more button for my old ass outdated explanation, but mostly, it was a bunch of me being butthurt, so take all i say below it with a grain of salt. i no longer think kvas is a weird ambiguous jerk, mostly because i havent been in contact with them for months- perhaps over a year now, so idk what theyre like now- but i am still confident that y'all arent getting a complete internship experience, mostly because at this point, the fan game is most likely cancelled.

regardless, rest of old post is under the read more, most of it is outdated, keeping it up for posterity.

but tl;dr, salty_kvas is an annoying vague asshole and i'm prob gonna stop supporting him until he gets his shit straight

i mean, paraphrasing from a message said by "taterchip", this game literally has signs of being cancelled for the umpteenth time

there's been no private playtesting since feb. 2023 (due to a certain person leaking the feb1 build), there's no music being produced since the main composer, Invice, either was kicked off or left on her own accord, and salty_kvas is pretty much just adding whatever bullshit he wants and getting no feedback, and get this! there won't be a new demo released like, ever again, because the creator kvas wants everyone to forget this game even existed

and that's not even counting the actual asshole-ish shit that kvas has been doing as of late (i'm not even gonna talk about the "ronnie mcnutt meme incident" right now)

also any time kvas uploads anything related to internship on youtube or twitter, he pretty much deletes it an hour after (or the day after) as to not bring any attention to it. y'know, theres a psychological term for deleting something off multiple places in hopes of making literally everyone in the world forget. its called the streisand effect and it's highly annoying for someone who followed the development of internship since like early january of this year (2023, if you can't do any deduction)

as ive said before i'm probably gonna stop supporting kvas until he gets his shit straight. and knowing him, he'll literally never do that. he'll copy penoPleno's speech pattern and push away his friends for the rest of his life, and that's his problem.

seriously. this has gone on since january. i've had enough, and so have a lot of your fans, kvas.

[sigskk]

Okay so basically from what i understand at least is chuuya’s fight for his humanity. At the start of stormbringer, we are at the point where chuuya’s working towards becoming an executive before dazai and hes basically been doing some work like protecting jewelry stores or whatever. We get introduced to The Flags which is essentially chuuya’s friend group and they plan this whole one year anniversary Port Mafia party for him which he leaves at first because he thinks theyre messing with him but then comes back bc he figures it wouldnt hurt to spend time with them. The Flags do something rlly sweet for chuuya like snooping around files for information on his background like childhood photos and family (they really werent supposed to but they did anyways) since they know how Chuuya doesn’t know much about his own past. So in the midst of their party, this android named Adam is from the Order of the Clock Tower and he bursts in like it’s normal and tells Chuuya he has to go with him because Adam has been ordered to protect Chuuya from Verlaine who is the king of assassins or whatever. Chuuya is obviously not agreeing to this and he tells Adam to go away because Chuuya doesn’t have an older brother he’s aware of and he’s european so it doesnt make sense. Adam is persistent on this but Chuuya leaves saying hes gonna go home and take nap but gets a message from a mailman (a code word for a role in the mafia where if the person who is writing the message is too busy and the info is too sensitive to send over a text or call, a person comes to deliver the message to them.) saying that its from the boss and that its important, the flags have already been summoned there, so chuuya gets in the car. Adam follows him and tells him to get out bc thats verlaine in the car, Chuuya tries to get out but they end up fighting with Adam trying to help. But verlaine’s killed chuuya’s friends (SO EARLY IN THE BOOK) and chuuya kinda just snaps and verlaine eggs him on and its really taxing on chuuya. Dazai is the one who comes to get him after the fight and from then on, chuuya continues to find out more about his past (with shirase tagging along) while dealing with the question on whether or not hes human. Verlaine is continuing to hunt everyone chuuya’s cared about until chuuya gives in to go with his brother to become assassins together but chuuya’s trying to stop that clearly. Chuuya and dazai are the ones to take him down with Adam’s help and Chuuya gets a motorcycle for the horrors hes gone through :3 (dazai is so abnormal in stormbringer. SO ABNORMAL.) 

(ALSO THIS IS JUST FROM MEMORY. ERM. DONT TAKE THESE AS FACTS)

what. wasn't he like. polish or irish or something.

[kamurocho-lullaby]

So I was planning to go through and pretty this up but I just haven't had the energy so I'm just gonna dump them here.

These are my notes from my first time watching the Yakuza movie!

I've added a cut because they're long. There's typos, they're not edited, it's literally just chaos bullet points but tadaaaah. There's also a lot of cussing, swearing, whatever u call it, so sorry.

Date is just so fuckin done with the Tokyo PD's shit I love him.

Throwing down in a Don Quixote, yes Kiryu.

WAIT IS THIS STARDUST! IS THAT FUCKIN YUYA?! IT IS AND KAZUKI TOO!

Wait who's this little shit bleeding in Kazuki's floor?

Kiryu's fight in the DQ reminds me of that gif of him fucking up a Poppo it's so good.

HOLY SHIT ITS MILENNIUM TOWER! I sure hope that doesn't explode.

HERE HE IS! Mr Tumblr Sexyman himself.

WHY ISNT HE SHIRTLESS COWARDS

I can't get over the fact Majima supposedly reads the financial times

"where's Kiryu?" "Somewhere" "not good enough" *murder*

I love the idea that Majima is at the batting cages so often it's his office. Like he absolutely painted that sign himself what a dork.

This chick is insane and wants to go robbing stores when a Yakuza war is breaking out, side story material

Date is so fuckin done literally said "not my Division"

AAAAAHHHHHH ITS HARUKA!!!!

Kiryu seems a lot colder in this movie than he is in the games idk maybe he'll warm up

Who is this cocktail making silent man I am so confused

Why is Kazuki so hot?!

THEYRE ROBBING A PORK BOWL SHOP WHAT THE FUCK

Majima and crew are goofy as fuck and I really love them literally everyone is scared of them it's fucking hilarious

HE CALLS HIS CREW KIDDIES and then ditches them to get his rocks off in a video store and the guy he beaned with a fuckin baseball in his own crew is like "ILL FOLLOE U TO THE ENDS OF THE ESRTH"

This man is goofy as fuck one second and then breaking fingers and toes to find his boyfriend the next

DUDE HES PAYING THIS KID WITH PAIN WTF I wanna be this kid wtf

Oh fuck he's got a gun, nobody should allow Majima a gun

HIS CREW KNOWS THE DEAL THEY'RE ALL HANDS UP DONT SHOOT ME BOSS I LOVE YOU

Literally the Majima fam have a "oh fuck the boss has got a gun" emergency plan

I just noticed he's wearing a studded belt omg

Kiryu needs more frown lines

OHHHH DADS MEET AGAIN

Haruka got some sass I love her

"don't be corrupting her mind" what the fuck Date he found her like that

Majima was fuckin up Pink Street why didn't he go karaoke

Lol the guy at Ebisu Pawn gives zero shits about being robbed

Kiryu, Haruka and the dog make a cute picture I love it

Fuckin Majima isn't even like looking for intel he's just wandering around shouting about Kiryu-chaaaaaaaan

Lol Kiryu gets a flip phone and it's got a charm on it omg

"over the top shit is his trademark" you don't fuckin say

LOL DATE he's just like Kiryu and Majima are up to shit it's your fuckin problem I'm out "the military won't even save your asses" omg

Don't tell me the fuckin Jingweon are here I don't wanna fuckin deal with thaaaaaaat

"Yokohama's Lau Kalong" WAIT WHAT (having learned more about 7, YES that Lau Kalong apparently the Snake Flower Triad are a bunch of assholes and they're also like everywhere)

Oh fuck this kid's been sent to kill Kyohei Jingu?! no shit of course he has

Oh fuck SERENA I didn't think we'd see that in this movie

Lol Kiryu knows the RGG way, they ain't dead until you see a body and even then cough cough Kashiwagi cough cough

Lol Haruka teaching him to use a cellphone

Majima taking a break from getting his ass kicked by Kiryu to beat up his boys is so fuckin funny

Haruka's just on the sidelines like "these fuckin dumbass boys smh"

I'm sad it's not his lacquered tanto

Yo Kiryu is fuckin merciless what?!

LOL HE JUST FUCKIN DROPPED Kiryu is so done with his dumbass boyfriend flopping on the groud

Lol all the Yakuza in Kamurocho mobilising like the fuckin Avengers

LOL the bank robbers feeding everyone in the bank is just wild I love it, still can't figure out who they are tho (they're side story material)

LOL ALL OF MAJIMAS GUYS CRAMMED IN AN AMBULACE

How is Majima MORE unhinged in this movie than he is in the games

Theatre square! Honestly the shots in this movie are actually pretty good, im surprised

The Jingweon's gun is a monstrosity why the fuck

Is that supposed to be Shimano?

Kazuki getting all intimidating with the weapons dealer do be kinda hot tho why he gotta grab him by his chin like thst

Also why does Kiryu know this guy and why does he know he's a massochist?!

LOL Kiryu protecting Haruka from the creep but like why is she there?!

Kiryu hearing all this shit about his kyoudai and he's just like... Stomping around like a mad man

Wait is Kazuki an imposter yet? (Spoiler alert, probably)

Lol these idiots cleaning up Pink Street like Majima isn't just gonna whirlwind through it again

"Don't fall for hosts, they'll get you in the end" solid advice Kiryu but are u talking from experience or? Like iirc hosts weren't a thing when u went to jail my man.

What the fuck is this dramatic military shit what who is this man?!

FUCKIN MAJIMA IN THE "BATHOUSE"

Kiryu actually trusts Majima to not go after Haruka! And he doesn't! He's actually genuinely not a bad man he's just mad as a bag of cats

Oh that whole Majima and Kiryu not killing people thing is out the window in this movie omg

"Kiryu-chan, you're so cool" Majima says through a mouthful of blood after he's been knocked fuckin cold onto his ass. This man has it so bad I love it

THE MAJIMA PEEPING AROUNF THE HALLWAY SCENE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

Fuckin Majima just pelting Kiryu in the gut with baseballs omg this movie is wild

FUCKIN HIS BAT GOT STUCK IN THE WALL OMG

Dude these guys literally kick the shit out of each other it's vicious I love it

The level of choreographed homoerotic whump in this movie

He just straight up put his foot on his ass

WHAT THE FUCK MAJIMA GET UR DICK OUT OF HIS FACE

SOMEBODY SHOT MY MAJIMA!!!!!

KAZAMA SHOT MY MAJIMA!!!!!

"Fuck you murder dad you shot my boyfriend"

OH THE GANGS ALL HERE ITS DATE

Wait do I get to see Nishiki?!

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES NISHIKI LOOK LIKR THST

WILL EVERYONR PLEASE STOP GETTING SHOT!!!!

The fuckin Staminan X and shit in the shop that's so rad, of course Kiryu is like I'll just chug some of this shit and go fuckin kill my bro I'm fine

THE TATTOO THAT WAS A FUCKIN RAD REVEAL

Oh hey it's Zombie Majima

Who allowed a military helicopter into fuckin Kamurocho airspace that's gotta be so illegal what the fuck

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE BANK ROBBERS I love how they're just laying on the floor with the staff resigned to their shit

Nishiki put the fish away you dumb fuck

Lol Kiryu literally doesn't give a fuck about the Tojo and here's Nishiki making it all about the Tojo like bro wise up Kiryu is done with your shit

Kiryu just stone cold dead until he gets some of that Staminan that's a full triple heat gauge baby the dragon is back omg this movie is the dumbest shit I love it

The fuckin slow mo! 2007 did not deserve this movie

Top ten ways to kill your kyoudai, number 12 will jack your dad!

Wait we're not gonna get Mr "Beautiful Eyes" here are we?

Akiyama come get ur cash!!!!

Moooooom, Millennium Tower blew up again!

Y'know Date is kinda hot...

Suzuki also has no business being that hot

Fuckin Majima's dumbass batting cages sign someone better save his ass I swear to fuck

Fuckin dumbass got shot and he thinks he's got the flu lol

WHY IS THE DOG IN MILENNIUM TOWER?!?! WHAT THE FUCK KIRYU?!

Oh shit there's Kiryu oops guess he's not to blame for the dog

Question, how the fuck they gonna get down from the tower?

Oh my god okay it's done I'll clean this up later (spoiler alert, he did not clean it up later)

[fetabathwater]

so can i ask how you see amma and gortash's relationship prior to receiving a knife in the head? ive seen how other people write it and then i found your fics and im interested in how you came to liking the dark urge and gortash

honestly found it due to insanity. < joking.

on a serious note my kryptonite in games has always been some degree of connection between characters, because i have such a love/hate relationship with how it widens the world and interpersonal relationships but can also simultaneously seem to make everything seem relatively small. but with bg3 i kind of really like that balance there because like, anything is quite frankly possible with durge anyway - the only traits are like 1) spawn of bhaal 2) serial killer (?) 3) worked with the other dead three chosen within the last 2 years and 4) was knifed by another chosen of bhaal and tadpoled. you can make up anything and everything because the game is dnd and the rules are whatever, too. yeah you get context clues from other characters, like that ketheric fundamentally can't stand anyone, but the chosen(s) of bhaal more so, and he tolerated the durge bc at least they had a work ethic (LOL), and gortash like plans 500 steps ahead so made it his prime directive to touch base with the bhaalist leader and be like, hey man, wanna go break into some places with me? or wanna take over the world? raphael is also there. yknow.

also definitely the delivery of lines sold me too - not just gortash's VA, but the way orin kind of like looooaaattthhhheeesss how durge was seemingly wrapped up in other shit ( slash sarevok is even like. yeah you thought you were untouchable and didnt notice that orin was making her own move for the throne . idiot. stupidhead. worst chosen next 2 me). also all the other characters as well who have something to say, like kressa, helsik and naaber, never mind all of the moonrise tower and then the quests in act 3, but starting earlier with just partially revealed information.

i . okay yeah like i have seen some interesting sort of takes of durge / gortash and each to their own etc etc but i think that the durge has a lot more agency than ppl wanna give them credit for, and i think people also vastly underestimate that gortash also seemingly underestimated them as well - like just bc durge wrote some like note about forgive me father but i am being charmed by the chosen of bane (however u wanna interpret that ofc), they did still end it with oh well ! i'll probably feel a tiny smidgen of guilt when i backstab him but we're gonna end the world in ur name dad ! praise bhaal! LIKE. THE DURGE WAS DEFINITELY GONNA STILL KILL EVERYONE - EVEN THE NETHERBRAIN WAS LIKE. YEAH YOU HELD IT ALL TOGETHER AND YOU SCARED ME EVEN A LITTLE BIT. YOU WERE GONNA KILL EVERYONE.

honestly though ive barely actually posted anythign i have written for them teehee i checked. it was like 2 fics. 1 of them they were fucking. so i mean take that how you will ... but like i mean amma and gortash's "relationship" extends back longer than what the range of the game gives, at least in my mind and what ive like. got an idea of anyway for her pre-bg3 life / adventures were like. but as far as how they like interact it is barely above tolerable. towards the absolute sort of planning it is running a lot warmer, but theyre just. aware of each other. in some similar circles because of well. lower city activities etc. a general equal partnership with stepping on each others toes, seeing how far to push the other. amma probably does hold on some threatening level a bit more of a . position. just because like (okay hindsight compared to orin), it is literally her own person not having her run gortash through - and he knows that. with orin he makes her basically agree to a magical contract to not harm him, but amma's the only thing holding herself back from just like. killing him. and for the most part she probably would just be mildly inconvenienced and it would probably leave her bed running a bit cold but like. she would bounce back. it would just INCONVENIENCE the plan heavily because chosen of bane are few and far between.

and also she knows that gortash also primarily gives the targets that are convenient for him, and there definitely times when it was bordering on a bit too much pointing and doing - and in her mind not enough equal weight pulling definitely. very much a case of balancing the scales in terms of doing their part, especially with the like multiple heists they perform (at least 3 minimum), and not just being aware of the other especially prior to both being selected as the chosen of their respective god. but yeah. there is no real "love" between them, no love lost either. arguably amma doesnt really know what love is, or in her own roundabout way expresses it much in the way of loving something so much you have the urge to eat it. yeah, amma does have a slight attachment, one that kind of hits a higher speed immediately prior to being knifed and tadpoled, because that is when we get the heists and actual partnership and its not just the introduction of the steel watch and him clawing his way up the social ladder by encouraging favour by lords and ladies and their beds, and its not the bhaalists just kind of sitting by idle and waiting for something to kick them into gear because yeah people are dying but at the same time, its not striking the fear into people's hearts like it used to, just letting them fade into history, despite bhaal's return like 10yrs prior.

amma kind of hates that gortash actually gave her a way to bring them back into the fray, and that she also does have to hold off from not ending him before the plan would have worked completely. a lot of that feeling is in the few times that she does like, strike out at him, either with planned wounds or if she has violently lashed out in general and even when they fuck, honestly. when amma does wrangle herself back into that position of control, especially in a position where gortash is incredibly vulnerable, its messes with her hatred so bad. she doesnt know if he is willingly submitting to her, because yeah she loves a bit of fighting back, hair pulling, scratching, getting told off, what can she say. definitely does something to her. but amma kind of loves when she's almost literally got him underfoot.

she wouldve followed the plan through to the end as well, so it is a mixed blessing for a lot of people that orin took an opportunity to strike at her.

ultimately its not so much that whole like 'i can fix him / i can make him worse' stuff either, because like amma did have a chance at a "normal" life, but she still returned to the temple of bhaal (whether or not by her own choice is ofc . debatable lmao). gortash was sold to a warlock, beaten in the house of hope routinely, escaped only to wind up in street gangs, eventually made his way to being an arms dealer, worked up the social ladder with equal parts sex and money and blackmail, sold possibly his friend into slavery for technology (we just really dont know the full extent of what zariel promised yknow), was the one who reached out to the bhaalist leader and concocted the idea to raid a vault or two, both in faerun and the hells. like, they were choices that were made, to keep them both firmly though on the side of like... theyre not realistically good people, their childhoods definitely shaped them, but they didnt try to change then and there. they just stay the same, and there is no getting better or worse. there just is.

[feeling-uncomfy]

OKAY!!! I figured I would start this rant about my OC's with a little introduction to them considering I've never mentioned them in my life!!!!!!!!! There's 64 of them in total(that are actually plot relevant) but I'm not gonna do that today SO instead I'm gonna just introduce the main ghost hunting crew and a few extras I love dearly <3

They're under the cut ;0

First up!!! Our main character- Kosuke!!

Kosuke Vinci is Japanese, he's 19 years old and was adopted when he was 6 years old :D!! Hes 5"6 and enjoys music and art!! School is not his thing- nothing is, really, he's a temperamental, hot headed kid who swings first and asks questions later. He finds it really hard to socialise due to depersonalisation and deep-rooted trauma(he's working on it, apparently) and can't really keep friends- he does love people, though, theyre just very carefully picked people and he would(and probably has) murder for them. The fact that he's in college is a miracle, he was rejected from most schools despite being very well achieved academically- he was just too much for a problem starter for colleges to risk their reputations on him-

Next up is Jinn!! >:)

Jinn Ozan is, similar to Kosuke, very well achieved academically- he's Turkish, 16 years old and about to get a PHD in medicine. He's 5"11 and much bulkier than most kids his age, and has a hard time fitting in at college- everyone around him are older and give him crap for being so young, but it's genuinely not his fault- he was pushed into this- he's extremely extroverted and is always the life of the party, he doesn't let anything bother him and looks on the bright side of things- he's got DID- there are three people including Jinn in the system. Jinn is almost too optimistic, and is insanely interested in ghosts and magic :D

Then there's Diego Gomez and Desi Gomez!!!

Diego and Desi Gomez are siblings, Diego is 21 and Desi is 15, and Mexican!! Diego is studying business and is well on his way to making his own company. Desi is a bit less organised than their older brother and is less interactive than Diego. Diego is quick on his feet, calm and collected and protective over his friends and family- he's also the only one with a licence. Desi is quiet, introverted and scares easy- they compliment each other well. Diego is unfortunately only 5"0 tall, while Desi absolutely towers over him at 6"2. Desi was adopted at 8 years old, when their parents, Diegos aunt and uncle, were killed in a car crash that left Desi's face scarred. Desi is intimidating to most people around them, so they keep to themselves- Diego is working on getting them out of their shell :D

Now we have Lapis >:D

Lapis Mikos is 20 years old, 5"8 and half Greek, half Scottish!!! They're apart of a huge family with 5 siblings and is studying photography!! Lapis is as tough as nails and easy to be around, she's the lead singer in their band at college and is one of the first people in the ghost hunter group that Kosuke meets!! She's a great cook and always has snacks on hand but can be forgetful and they have ZERO sense of direction. Theyre Jinn's roommate at college by force(she stuck Jinn in- he lives alone off campus!!!!) And they're the second best option for driving(she can fly a plane but not drive a car ;0) they often work out at the gym close by the college and can lift Desi up effortlessly ✨️

Next up(almost done I promise!!) Is Ellie!!!

Ellie Williams(El is preferred) is 19 and Latin-American!!!! They lived with their grandparents on a farm until recently and moved into the city for college and to reconnect with their dad. They're studying computer science and is nearly always on their phone, laptop- a screen of some description- they're an only child and refused a roommate when assigned a dorm :O their room is a designated hang-out spot!!!! They're pretty scrawny, only 5"5 and wouldn't last long in a fight- though they talk shit often. They like to provoke Kosuke a lot because he gets frustrated really easily, though Lapis usually ends up between them so Kosuke doesn't blow a fuse at El- they're the one who approached the group about ghost hunting in the first place, having already seen/looked into the entire thing in their free time. El is a quiet, stoic person- they're apathetic at times but will stand up for their friends if needs be- they're mature ✨️

Last but definitely not least!!!! Tess >:>

Tess Visser is 22 and half Polish, half Dutch!!!! She's actually doesn't go to school with the rest of the group- she's a junior detective at the local police station!! She helps out a lot with their investigations because she's really curious herself- she's been through military school and is working with the chief that saved her life when she was only small, so she can get away with a few things if needs be. While she doesn't believe in ghosts, she does admit it's fun to run around town with people her own age- the officers at the police station are three times her age. She's 5"9 and built, her and Lapis work out together often!!!! Her and her dad don't have the best relationship, after his arrest and her mother's death when she was small- she never really forgave him for that- so she helps people whenever she can >:>!! She's pretty cool and likes to poke Kosukes buttons with El :D

[espionn]

i wish to contribute to this discussion. those are some controversial opinions op.

(btw i love stuff like this, i plan to do a whole series of posts sometime breaking down each tribe, so like no hate at all im just adding to the discussion!)

biggest to smallest, with rationales:

-mudwings. i agree that they're very stocky but definitely not tall, so like if this was a height chart it would be different. but these are also burly ass mudwings. theyre *big*. they're intimidating. i actually hc that while they can fly, their body-wing ratio isnt quite good enough to do so often or comfortably. it takes a lot of energy.

-skywings. they have long necks, long legs and enormous wings. they're only a fraction of the weight of dragons like mudwings, but tower over some other dragons. they can vary in size quite a bit but the big ones are big. very tall

-icewings. i wasnt sure on this one but i think they're tall enough to go next. they're very sharp and long and icicle-like, and they're not super big, but they definitely hold themselves higher than other dragons.

-nightwings: pretty much in the middle. i actually think they're the most size-variable tribe, you have nightwings like morrowseer that can rival a decent sized mudwing, and then you have some small and scrawny nightwings that couldnt rival much of anything. they're pretty average sized all in all. (this is where i most disagree with you op. what do you mean nightwings are that big no they're not. do you realize youve made moon tower over carnelian and she could definitely beat her up in this universe? that is the worst image ever)

-silkwings? idk they're weird. body-wise theyre pretty small, but their wings are so huge in comparison that it makes them look way bigger. just gonna put em here.

-seawings: similar thing. they're pretty short, but not really small. long tails, a lot of frills, long bodies. so im gonna throw them here. they're just shaped weird lol, i agree with you on that

-leafwings. not super small, but not big either. they can comfortably weave through trees. like silkwings, their wings are fairly big in proportion to them.

-rainwings. similar size to leafwings, with slightly smaller wings. definitely on the smaller side for pyrrhia. their strengths certainly do not come in physical form.

-sandwings. this might be controversial? idk. but sandwings are pretty small. there are some big ones, so they're not a monolith, but as a whole they dont have a lot of size or bulk.

-hivewings. i appreciate that everyone agrees they're the smallest. they're just small dragons. they're overcompensating with discrimination

well there's my thoughts that i put way too much time into, hope you enjoy lol

ok so because Everyone Else Is Wrong, (i say so lightheartedly,) here is my headcanon for the ROUGH average size for each wof dragon tribe

the way ive sized them in the chart isn't 100% exact since they're in different poses which makes figuring their heights out a bit difficult, but i hope you get the idea

of course because different dragons grow at different rates, and dragons grow continuously throughout their lifetimes, this chart isn't a hard rule for each tribe, but rather a kind of average for adult dragons. (young dragons, such as dragonets, i imagine are much closer in height than they'd be once grown)

Large Dragons

Nightwing

Icewing

Medium Dragons

Skywing

Sandwing

Seawing (weird bc short but also HEAVY. dense guys)

Mudwing (weird for the same reason)

Leafwing

Small Dragons

Rainwing

Silkwing

Hivewing

making this post entirely bc everyone always puts skywings as the biggest dragons for some reason but i just. cant see it. mainly bc they're the Default Generic Dragon and thus should be in the middle of all the sizes. perfectly medium. even though icewings and nightwings CLEARLY have the Tallest Vibes.

and the small dragons are small bc of course they are. and i WOULD put all the pantala dragons in the small category but leafwings are an outlier and also are clearly the same shape and size as skywings

if you have opinions (agreeing with me or arguing with me) i am down to hear them. this is fun let's discuss

[spacexseven]

I saw everyone discussing subordinate au dazai and mean!chuuya with a Very Tiny subordinate and I'd like to propose a counterpoint: darling that's significantly bigger than both of them. preface: while I personally have in mind a male!darling for this I encourage all my buff fem likers to envision that instead if thats more ur speed.

ok for dazai i think hes really gonna enjoy this, both when hes in Cruel Mode and when hes in Obsessive Mode. cruel dazai is just into it cuz he gets a very significant power trip out of forcing someone who could typically snap him clean in half to bow to his whims without question, but obsessive dazai is more. well ill just come right out and say it the man's horny. he quickly finds he rather enjoys having to look up at them or yank them down by the front of their shirt (or leash) to get a kiss. he also 1000% starts acting like a princess in this scenario. demands to be carried (and giggles about how strong and dreamy darling is the whole time), clings onto darlings arm when walking anywhere, pretending he cant open things and whining for darling to do it for him, you get it.

chuuya... hes conflicted. before hes Into darling this is just another reason on his list that they need to get their ass kicked and HES gonna be the man to do it. its such complete horseshit that this worthless nobody grunt this THIS much bigger than HIM, the executive! he pretends this doesnt bother him as much as he can but oh my GOD it grates on him every second. he hates how much they tower over him and how big their muscles are and how they could probably pick him up really easily... yeah... hates that....

once hes out of denial about his feelings he stops being such a little bitch about their height, its not THEIR fault, and theyre his most precious thing ever he couldn't possibly hate something about them! but it will be VERY hard to get him to admit to anyone that he likes how tall they are... well, maybe when hes got them alone hell be more forthcoming.

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hehe im actually taller than chuuya (not by a lot but yeah) so this is. this has me grinning lol princess dazai...i cannot stand this man1!1!! im glad we have yet another similar consensus

dazai always gets off the control and authority he has over you, but somehow the notable size difference between the two of you only has him basking in more triumph and self-satisfaction. he'll definitely enjoy the process of humiliating you any chance he gets, and he's even more thrilled when you first meet him and you don't look terrified by the end of the introduction.

(going back to our previous discussions about dazai and the leash yeessss) so dazai's idea of peak humiliation involves the infamous leash and a whole lot of name-calling. in this case, he's even more exhilarated at the sight of you all collared up and calling him master. it doesn't take anything more than a moment of you looking away to get punished now.

once dazai's obsession kicks in full force, you can expect him to be absolutely shameless. his sadistic streak seems to have vanished into thin air, because he's apparently completely helpless. both of you know dazai is more than capable of carrying things himself and that he doesn't need an escort but you also can't refuse him anyway. and unfortunately, dazai will just. stop walking. from now on he expects to be carried everywhere (unless you're too tired ofc) and you don't have a say in the matter, because he will cling onto your arm or leg and refuse to let go until you comply. he's obviously feeling you up at any chance he gets and he's 100x more clingy than before. previously, he hated when you had to look down to meet his eyes but now, he's all for it. he relishes in it, even. the grabbing you by the collar for a kiss? it's all he does, so don't even try to stop him.

chuuya's convinced this was on purpose. why else would they recruit you if not to piss him off?? if you think you're so much better than him, just you wait! he'll humble you and put you back in your place. you don't have to do anything for him to feel slighted and ready to fight. he's so infuriated by your presence that anything can set him off.

he's overcompensating for his insecurities and his attraction to you, but he doesn't want to admit it. he's provoked by how built you are and how tall you are and how you're looking down on him! and you easily you can pick him up and throw him around and. he hates everything! 100% not intrigued at all, and he definitely does not want to put his thoughts to the test.

but afterwards, when he's finally come to terms with the fact that he's harboring an unhealthy obsession with you, he's all...understanding about it. chuuya goes on about how it's totally out of your control that you're so tall but he loves you and he doesn't care about it. he's indifferent towards it yep no internal desire towards this aspect of you. just like dazai though it's quite obvious he's more than neutral about your height. he doesn't complain about it and he definitely doesn't seem to hate having you grab you by the collar. he's all for it...because...it's asserting dominance...and not for any other reason. (give him some time to warm up and then he'll be almost as shamless as dazai)

[jennrypan]

Its thinking about Clawd Wolf hours-- out of all the Wolf siblings. Hes the most underrated (Next to Clawdia ofc)

So! Headcanons

Clawd has pretty good grades, yes hes a himbo and his brain cell vacates the area more often than not but he keeps his grades up, the lowest he gets is a C-

Use to be the same height as Clawdeen when they were younger until he hit 16 and suddenly he towered over everyone (cept for Clawdia, whos shorter than him by only one or two inches) hes TALL

He doesnt act like a dog, chasing sticks and shit- he does whine and wag his tail but its demeaning to have people tossing toys around expecting him to chase it

He and Manny wrestle a lot and it looks like its real but theyre just playing though Clawd does tend to get carried away and someone needs to stop him-

He lets Clawdeen design and create outfits for him and she uses him as a male model for her fashion designs

Hes super nice but he occasionally says very passive aggressive things that have people pausing and going "Wait what did he say--" cuz his niceness has a limit and Toralei and Valentine are usually the limit, he doesnt like them.

Speaking of Valentine its always on sight when he sees him- like if Valentine comes back to MH. Hes soo ready to throw him, and Valentine keeps running away from him-

"Your big dog over there keeps trying to kill me!"

"Im not trying to kill you! Im just gonna punch you!"

"Not in the face!"

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Clawd absolutely has his own pair of ghouls crushing on him, cuz cmon. Hes tall, captain of the casketball team and hes super nice, but. Hes kinda dumb and doesnt realize these ghouls arent just being nice cuz theyre friendly, they Like him, Deuce finds it hilarious, and Heath is jealous cuz ghouls are all over Deuce and Clawd when hes right there- (F in chat for Heath)

He works at the Maul, where? Idk yet but he def has a job, cuz he wants to spoil his girlfriend (And Deuce 👀) and he cant live off of his parents and he refuses to stay and live with his sisters either-

He knows how to cook, not super well but he knows the simple stuff so hes not eating the same meals all the time--

I just. I love him sm--

He deserves sm love, and to not be made into an asshole who are keeping Draculara and Clawdeen from dating >> lord.

Anyways. Best boy-

[its-a-coffin]

LITERALLY!!!! STOP MAKING THEM ALL THE SAME HEIGHT AND LEAVE KRILLIN TO EAT DUST!!!!!!!! ok but also is no one gonna mention how chiaotzu is like immune to aging completely, what is up with that freak

different heights can add so much flavour... it just Adds to everything. i definitely am not talking about vegeta drawn to be gokus boob height. like piccolo being like fucking towering over everyone is awesome hes like a building and then theres tiny ass gohan beside him its just so cute. his son he kidnapped

i think goku being like average height or like shorter (no 180cm is NOT average height. get out.) is nice cuz then like tien and yamcha standing taller than him is like. his older bros. and krillin im sorry krillin hes already perfect like that and like i dont think the height differences should be really BIG like i think about some of the chapter cover arts for namek saga of gohan and krillin and vegeta all standing in line and its so cute bc theyre all just slightly taller than eachother. its cute idk!! maybe its bc their dynamic is really funny too

bulma and trunks both being taller than vegeta is also funny headcanon because like he cant win being taller than anyone his own son is also taller now like. i dont know how genetics work and for comedys sake im going to ignore them for now and say well trunks is just the same height as bulma. and she staller than vegeta. in my heart

making gohan like 1 cm taller than goku ok thats like. hilarious i dont know what to say like unless its written down you wont ever notice that so its just only a written joke. one bonus cm for him he wished it with the dragon balls.

also like. goten should be taller than trunks no matter what but i guess they decide to give him a growth stunt now hes like the same height when theyre adults. like trunks was taller than him as kids because he was a year older like it makes sense a little but as adults?? i dont know i dont got much to say about this.

do you think it would be scary if roshi stood up straight

honestly they kept making everyone taller and taller just to fit more muscles and like.... you dont have to do that guys.... just make the shortest beefcake. (not to mention i think that its really silly how just getting more muscle = stronger even though they know being muscle bound is a thing. like whatever vegeta was doing when fighting cell the first time) i think they all should be smaller than/or average height and with like a couple of taller ones because life is more beautiful like that <3 i love ignoring canon when its not in my favour smiles smiles

RIGHT LIKE THEY LITERALLY JUST WANTED TO SHOVE MORE MUSCLES IN THERE ....

HEIGHT COULD HAVE REALLY MEANT SOMETHING if they werent all 7 ft tall beefcakes.

[gorgynei]

vecna battle liveblogs ^_^

ive waited my whole life for this. under the cut because i wanted to spare ppl me liveblogging for 6 hours watching a 4 year old episode.

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INITIATIVE TIME.

HES FUCKING AIMING ASTEROIDS AT VASSELHEIM???? he so evil. hate this loser. stop hurting the things they love

his spell dc is 26 ^_^ lord

vecna just did 133 damage with one asteroid. haha. and all their concentration spells are gone

THE TOWER SUNDERS???? WHAA

oh my god... i knew this was coming but its still so cool. and now scanlan is falling out of the sky great

why the FUCK is velora inside him. what is this. grahahahaa

GROG GOT TELEPORTED????? into the. abyss????

one legendary res gone!!!!!! yipee ^_^!!!

laura just put on her vex witch hat. incredible outstanding breathtaking amazing

i love that Pelor's blessing burned one of his legendary resistances on a concentration check from NINE points of damage. get nat 1'd bitch

NEIN skeletons raise at 20 intiative.... fuck. so much shit is going on in this and its been less than 6 seconds

OH SHIT hes immune to magic from lower than what... 6th leveL ????? oh shit. oh shit

FIRST SCANLAN COUNTERSPELL YEAHHH BOYYYY

oUGH god hes burnt 2 legendary resistances to fucking keep grog away. this sucks

VELORA OH NO. do not let her fall off entropis PLEASE

WH scanlan dimension dooring to Vecna's CHEST????? WHY

uh oh. kiki. uh oh. feeblemind. ohn o. oh thank god counterspell

oough vecna is so high up

grog stuck in the abyss maze "being smart" by healing and trying to stay calm. daw buddy that IS smart ur so smart

oh no. oh no. feeblemind. oh no. keyleth. ohH SCANLANS INSPIRATION SAVES THE DAY BY ADDING JUST ONE GAHAHA

uh oh vecna negated all resistance to necrotic. whats he gonna do

WHATS THIS??? ITS DEVO'SSA WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!

another legendary res down!! fuck yes!!!

NO SCANLAN TWO V_V NOOO

planatar kiki. awesome. there is so much flying shit on this map

GROGS BACK OH YEAH fuck him up

72 RADIANT DAMAGE LETS GO PIKE SHES A MONSTAHHHHH get the trammels GET THE TRAMMELS

oh god eagle scanlan. 1 hit point o no

OH GOD. METEOR STORM AGAIN THATS SO MUCH FUCKING DAMAGE. 20d6 fire and 20d6 bludgeoning. lol

scanlan is unconsciousDEATH WARD OH M YGOFS THAT SO CLUTCH I TOTALLY FORGOT

wait theres a break in this episode. LMAO i didnt know that ^_^

break! okay break over.

shit fuck balls forcecage around Jmon SUCKS

VELORA IS FUCKING DEAD???????????? on the floor

scanlan back unconcious. vecna is getting so much mileage out of a fucking firebolt

OH HES BACK UP AGIAN VAXILDAN HELL YEAH okay now. vax is on vecna's face. O_O

"Goodnight, Bitch's Prince" PLEASEBHFD WHY DID HE CALL THE RAVEN QUEEN A BITCH ?????? VECNA CURSING IS CRACKING ME UPEHDSBHF

OH MY GOD KASHAW AND ZAHRA OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE IN THSI FIGHT HI OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HELLO!!!!!!!!!

finger of death at vecna!!! its what he deserves

the platforms are MOVING??? jesus balls

im at the halfway mark now ^_^ nothing THAT bad has even happened yet! ^_^

MASS HEAL YEah. counterspell. HEX !!! MASS HEAL GOES THROUGH!!!! 3d chess. HUGE. HUGE. HUGE. everyones at max again thats HUGE

oh. goodbye kashaw and zahra theyre falling o_O ZAHRAS PRENGNAC?T????????? plot twist.

OH FUCK ASS HE HAS ANOTHER FUCKING 9TH LEVEL SPELL ??!?!??D?@? #?#?#@ ?%#%#@????? the fact that theyre still alive thru THREE meteor storms is wild

scanlan is BARELY hanging on rn THRREEE HITPOINTTSSS.......

ARKHAAAAN HELL YEAH YEAH WOOOOO they needed u. it was getting dire ALSO. arkhan can TOTALLY drive in a trammel hes strong enough for it eyes emoji

grog is doing like 80 a round with kas that sword is SO good

otalukes sphere is a great plan from scanlan hes gotta GOTTA be alive to read the rites of banishment. i sure hope this doesnt backfire

YEEEESSSSS!!!! GET THAT BITCH IN HIS SKULLLL UWAHAHAAA

"how does it FEEL? i will USURP you! i will TAKE you! i will BE you!!" um. kas ^_^ hows it going there buddy thats a little.

NO NOT FINGER OF DEATH dont "lets do finger of death :)" me matthew

well. there goes otalukes sphere. oh no

i just noticed that joe says "die" instead of "dee" in 1d8, 2d6, etc. i cant stop focusing on it now

TRAMMEL!! TRAMMEL!!! TRAMMEL!!!!!! GO KEYLETHTAR GO

OH MY GOD THE RAVEN QUEEN TRMAMEL SI JUST FUCKING DESTROYED??????? HOW W I. ITS A 50% CHANCE NOW THAT VECNA SAVES FROM THE RITES. UAEKAKJSAKENWA

WAHAUAHWAANDJSAHEJFBJEA INCREIDBLE

oh no. nonononononono not finger of death at scanlan. no scanlan has been on the BRINK so many times

scanlan using minor illusion to turn vex's skin green. EXACTLY the comedic relief i needed rn

FUCK. grog and scanlan banished. fuck fuck fuck thats so bad. okay theyre back its fine ^_^

HES TELEPORTING??? OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. NONO. NO . NO. NO. NO THIS DOESNT HAPPEN WHAT HAPPENS WHO STOPS IT NONONOO

OHOOOWHADBASKJFEEAKS INSANE INSANE OH MY GOD

"that was gonna save vax...." SAMUEL... on the floor. he looks so sad q_q argh

"you can see a moment panic in a fresh gods eyes" OHJDBHF THATS A SICK LINE MATTHEW

GET HIS ASS WITH THE TRAMMEL GROG. FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH. NOW. THE RITES

i didnt expect vax to be all emo and start preparing for his death before vecnas even DEAD stop it with the "i think of my family and i think of my sister and i think of keyleth" shit!!! sobbing

CHILLS CHILLS CHILLS CHILLSA DJWAJKHSEAHEABHB THIS IS SO COOOOOLLLL. THE RITES OF BANISHMENT ARE ANCIENT AND POWERFUL.

NATURAL 20 ON COUNTEPSLEBHANJDWJA FUCK EYAH EAYFUAUEAUHAHE THIS IS SO SICK. SCANLAN HAS BEEN SOOOOO CLUTCH

oogh. fuck. scanlan banished. the book is gone AND they cant just dps vecna for concentration because if they kill him its game over. googh

OH JESUS THE TITANS ARM IS COMING DOWN ON THEM ????????????? FUCING HELL

SCANLANS BACK!!! THANK GOD

vex is holding percys hand :"| what. thats so adorable. god

AND vax is kissing keyleth??!??@ v_v theyre so sweet

OUGHFROAUHFBUWAEJBDN FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY YES. GOD UFCK EJSSUS AHJWAKBDSNFJESUSKDSANJFHAMWAUAHHA EUGH AUGH AEOHGAUG

GOD. SUCH A GOOD FUCKING FIGHT. I DIDNT EFVEN DO ANYTHING ELSE WHILE WATCHING IT I JUST WATCHED AND WAS FULLY ENTERTAINED. im not a combat lover. but i do love the vecna combat. best combat in critical role. god. wow. fuck

"You all take a moment to imagine what you've lost, what you've gained... Everything has led to this moment. In the quiet and the stillness, you hear a new sound. Its thousands and thousands of distant voices cheering from the city of Vasselheim below." punching the air. this got me. im tearing up

aaand arkhan takes the hand. ^_^ well. i already knew that was coming so im not shocked but. very swag and evil moment

wow. fucking great episode matthew. i need to lie down after that.