#theyre gonna see this later and be like O.O

[mysticfemme]

recently I've been thinking about getting all dolled up and putting on my favourite outfit and going out to dinner with my butch, giving them little teases of the lingerie I'm wearing underneath every so often. we'd get home and they'd drag me up the stairs, dragging me over to the bed and sitting me down. hard packing, they'd pull out their dick and grab the back of my hair, messing up my makeup with gentle slaps, and smudging my lipstick with the head of their dick.

I'd suck them off until I'd left a red ring at the base of their cock, and mascara was smudged across my cheeks. they'd pull out and gently wipe away the makeup stains before pulling me up and turning me around, pushing my upper body onto the bed. after pushing my skirt up, their hand would drift up my inner thigh, the other gripping my hip.

I'd make sure to not wear underwear but not tell them, much to their surprise when their gaze falls to my trembling thighs and already dripping folds. knowing that they're smirking at this, revelling in how worked up I am already simply from sucking them off. they'd easily slip one finger in, feeling me clenching around them, already desperate for more.

needing to see my face, they'd pull out and flip me over, kissing me hard and fast at first and then slowing, melting into it. for the next few hours I'd be breathless and tear-streaked from being edged, begging and crying for any sort of relief but not knowing when or if my butch would decide to grant me that.

[xenowingfield]

im curious on how did Ryusui had an half-indian brother, could you tell me your thoughts?

HAHA YES I CAN!!!!! ok so hear me out--ryusui is also mixed. ill go more in depth later but im willing to hedge a bet that one of ryusuis parents is japanese and they FUCK. ive seen this thought that maybe ryusui has a sibling in every one of the 7 seas and thats a really cute idea (and partially plausible, nanami literally means 7 seas).

basically, boichi takes into account racial features, and via. this we can get a sense of the race of each character! the biggest racial features that are included are eyelid types, eye shapes, eyebrows, forehead size (i......dont know either), and nose type. as a slight note, dcst nose types arent... necessarily the easiest to categorize, as they often fluctuate from chapter to chapter, especially as boichis style undergoes slight shifts. for ease, im categorizing it as visibility from a 3/4th angle. i will try to keep this short but i make no promises. continue under the cut, hella images

OK WELL I WAS GONNA HAVE HELLA IMAGES BUT THERES A FUCKING IMAGE CAP?????????????? WHAT. also sorry if some of them are weird?? i saved this to a draft and now its all wonky i dont know

first for the slaughter: asagiri gen

i want to especially point to gen because as far as we are aware, he is majorly japanese, and he is the best example of boichis way of drawing japanese ethnic features. small eyebrows, hooded eyes w/ a distinct epicanthal fold, small nose, narrow eyes w/ sharper angles!

ill also be usin hyoga as an additional reference i prommy all of the majorly japanese ethnic characters have these features its not just gen

hyoga specifically because hes more visibly masculine than gen, and doesn't really have any cutesy appeal. same as before! thin brows, narrow eyes w/ epicanthal fold n hooded eyes, less prominent nose.

western features! namely, xenny boy:

hes uh...... got a 5head, to put it lightly. this fucker has HEAD. its for some reason a design choice for ALL of the americans so it would feel weird to not mark it as an ethnic trait? xenos is just... the biggest. but here you can see a pretty big difference already--large eyelids, round eyes, big ass eyebrows, big ass forehead, more prominent nose.

now; cannonically mixed characters! ill be using kohaku and sai.

small eyebrows, non-prominent nose: japanese features (byakuya) big forehead, rounded eyes: american features (lillian)

mwa mwa mwa boy of the hour, nanami sai

BIG ASS eyebrows, slightly prominent nose?, rounded eyes, hooded eyelids. hes a lot more 'in the middle' than characters like kohaku + ruri but you can still pick out the distinct ethnic features!

aaaaaand everyones favorite puppy capitalist

he doesnt usually uh.... make any expression other than 👁️👁️ so sorry if its hard to see his eyelids. BUT, his defined ethnic features are basically identical to sais! minus hair, theyre pretty similar. his eyes are a bbbit narrower, but not a ton, i think sai is just perma o.o. if ryusui was majorly japanese, then he would have thinner eyebrows, epicanthal folds, a smaller nose, etc.! because of this, we can conclude that ryusui is mixed!

basically: its possible ryusui is also partly indian, or he shares a parent w/ sai. obvs adoption is possible but they do look related--theyve been designed to have the same lil hook eyebrows, so theyre probably blood related.

[aquariusshadow]

Live!Blogging Legacies 3x13

So my lovely server platform I use to watch these eps didn't have the latest Legacies ep until earlier this evening...so this live!blog is later than usual ehehe my bad.

Ok my main thing I'll be focusing on is Handon because now that real!Landon is back (maybe) I'm curious on how the Handon development will actually be since the last few episodes weren't real!Landon and Hope ehehe

Lessss go --

i was really trying to forget hope and landon having sex and him turning into mud after o.O

this is a cleo stan account and i refuse to believe shes the villain

oh kaleb...first mg's gone..now cleo? this poor soul

hi landon bby you okay?

i hope they handle landon's ptsd properly

josie's hair looks so cute what

help

ik she wears her hair like that alot but for some reason it just really suits her in this ep?

i don't blame finch for being incredibly overwhelmed

awwww josie's being her tour guide--i love some good ship parallels

hope's hair is beautiful here too

hope honey you're doing such a good job rn

she's being so careful, but still honest

cmon cleo backstory cleo backstory

OMG ARE WE ACTUALLY SEEING HER BACKSTORY

YES FINALLY

this better be good

idk why i find kaleb just casually sitting and watching this so amusing (in a good way, im into this rn hehe)

is taking landon to a school the best idea rn? i would imagine this would be overstimulating for him

oh and the flashbacks...

oh god no

who are you

landon doesn't need extra crap rn

poor cleo :/ that really got sprung on her so fast...so young too

kaleb you're so sweet ahaha

oh of courseahlsfjlhfdasljfdh

"Malivore?! That bitch is everywhere!" Kaleb is the voice of the fandom lmfaooooo

cleo honey noooo

youre just a smol bean

yep see thats why landon didn't need this crap rn

even tho alaric technically has some sort of logic in this i just....dont care about his character anymore ahaha

ok leaving finch alone rn is not the best idea????

hmmm maybe she and the other wolves will actually try and get along? idk

"this is how i learned to make friends" man my heart :/

ok that frog is adorable

is there a catch...?

noooooo froggy noooooo

that is so traumatic good lord

(also i really like the josie/cleo dynamic)

the arms....

"never make a deal with the bad guy" ahjsdflsdf josie

wow they actually made the malivore plotline interesting again

yeah josie you stand up to alaric

at least its not landon needing to die for the millionth time

man cant hope just catch a break

ok seeing handon fight together is really cool

yea you guys do make a good team <3

wait so hope being a true tribrid is how malivore dies

iiiiiiiiiinteresting

wait wait wait

klaus was already a vampire, like dead and vampire, yet he was able to have hope

so

what is alaric going on about? she should be able to have kids anyway BECAUSE she is part wolf and witch

............

am i crazy???

am i wrong here???

is my tvdu knowledge scuff?

man cleo is really becoming one of my favorite characters

cmon cleo stay

ayeeeeeeeeee finch is fitting in with the wolves good good

ooo i like the finch/jed friendship here that has potential to be a good dynamic in the future :D

yesssssss call her your girlfriend josie

okay this is really cute their kiss was adorable

did hope and cleo really have that convo off screen??? fine ok

wow...they're actually addressing my concerns with handon, especially since it was the gollum instead of real landon

seeing hope cry breaks my heart

nooooooo landon dont go

awww cleo left too

hmmm does this mean landon and cleo are gonna meet up or something?

yesssssssssss i was right

this is going to be interesting

both of them love hope so much theyre willing to team up and find another alternative

--

Cleo backstory. I repeat. Cleo backstory. Landon and Cleo going on a road trip thing to find another way to kill Malivore to protect Hope??? I sense a new OT3 on the horizon...

I love how consistently good these episodes have been!

[salumiserafina789]

Last post for the yeaaaar is a follow up to this one!

jul and alex on volume 2: - jul: [adam shows up] damn why he looking kinda fine tho - 'press f to pay respects to sun getting rejected' - they freaked out at the dance part - jul: i rarely ship hetero ships, but thIS- jul and alex on volume 3: - 'oh thats a dark opening... i like it' - 'did you know team sun is based off of a kpop group?' 'wAIT WHAT-' - jul cried at the arkos conversation. i dont blame her. - sun: [finger guns in blake's direction] blake: [blushes] jul: sHIT SHIT SHIT REWIND - qrow: [shows up] them: ooooOOOOOO- - during the fight: 'theyre destroying so much school property!' - they have now heard the questions that bring half the fandom to its knees: 'what's your favorite fairytale?' 'do you believe in destiny?' and they have seen the ~maple leaves~ - us: finishes ep8 me: ok so after this, all hell breaks loose and there's more trauma for the rest of the volume. want to finish it next year? jul: normally, when the episodes cause me this much trauma, i'd just stop for the rest of the night and watch again tomorrow... i want to watch it now - me: 'you know its time to panic when even ozpin is panicking' alex: 'oH SHIT-' - jul: velvet's accent gives me joy - alex (this is literally what she put in the chat): dont tell me that pyrrah fucking dies i hate it here shes too perfect i bet theres something bad gonna happen. oh god. lourdes, who is an up-to-date rwby fan (also what she put in the chat: nah, thats too much. the whole show will go brr - ~meanwhile, in dm~ ✨ Lourdes ✨ PHI HAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING HAHAHAHHAHAA THEY WILL BE EVEN MORE BROKEN, IM SO EXCITED HAHAHAHA IM LIVID ✨ Phi ✨ HAHAHAHA ✨ Lourdes ✨ I ASCEND AS I CAN RLEATE TO THEM SO MUCH JSJSJSJ ✨ Phi ✨ RIGHT RIGHT SFIUBRIUGBEIURT ✨ Lourdes ✨ SOEFRDS SHUSHHHHH WUDGSIHUGEYFD ✨ Phi ✨ "oh man is she gonna die" ✨ Lourdes ✨ HEHEHHEHEHEHEHE ✨ Phi ✨ HAHAHAHA ✨ Lourdes ✨ I EVIL LAUGH ✨ Phi ✨ THIS IS WHAT WE TELL NEW FANS ✨ Lourdes ✨ WKEIURYGFHBDE WE GIVE THEM FALSE HOPE HWEWEW ✨ Phi ✨ "U ARE WEAK AND THE VYTAL FESTIVAL IS COMING FOR YOU" ✨ Lourdes ✨ HAHAHAHAHHHA NOH?! IM SORRY MY FELLOW FRIENDS, BUT YOU GUYS TOO SHALL FALL WITH US ✨ Phi ✨ YEAH HAHAHHA - they were alluding the seasons to team rwby - amity's artificial biomes: show up alex, a genshiner: WOAH DOMAIN lourdes, a genshiner: DENDRO AND ELECTRO - coco: shows up allyza, also a current rwby fan: its the maam! miss maam you are awesome - [during the coco & yatsuhashi vs emerald & mercury match] alex: Jesus Christ the geyser - [during the winter and weiss convo abt their semblance] alex: thank you big sister, you go girl also alex: DUDE SHE HAS CHONGYUN POWER - (about weiss) alex: she is broke,,, cant she just use her semblance to make shaved ice,,, sell it and shit - [during the match with team fnki] alex: whats this music, i love the jazz me: its called rwby vs fnki alex: dammit thank you, i love me: ill send links to the ost later alex: ngl i kinda want team fnki to win tho - ozpin and the squad: [explaining maiden shit to pyrrha] jul: fuck i hate it here - me and lourdes, continuously: just watch jullia: "just watch" maam we are anxious - [ep 7 i think] me: lets play a game called the plot is starting u should be terrified me: do you remember this match lourdes :> me: oopsie here comes the beginnig of the end - alex, about cinder: manipulative mfer,,, but shes so pretty, i hate it jul: you love women who throw up red flags - [the amber vs cinder, emerald & mercury fight] alex: JESUS CHRIST alex: THE EYES alex: THATS SCARY alex: THIS IS A CHILDE BOSS TYPE OF BEAT - ironwood: [informing team rwby that yang has been disqualified, explaining seeing things on the battlefield etc] jul SHUT UP MR GENERAL jul: MR KEEPING YOUR ROBOT DAUGHTER A SECRET me: ok so fun fact in the manga she actually does see him as a father figure jul: o.o - alex called torchwick a 'budget version chuuya' - we will continue to chapter 10 on january 2 :> - and they said ozpin has the most death flags :>

Happy New Year everyone!! I hope you all get to do the things you want and need to, stay safe!

[fart-gate]

SG1

Season 1 episode 13

"FIRE AND WATER"

Notes by me

- P8X362 is a new planet they are talking about looking at ☺

- here come some more jaffa

- oh its sg1 nvm lol

- Wet™

- HEY uuhhh wheres Daniel

- he's dead???

- jk theres 9 more seasons

- I heard he dies alot in this show so this is probably his first death but definitely not the last!

- wow this nurse is CUTE👀

- I mean oh no poor daniel....

- sam crying 😭

- everyone dealing with grief differently . tealc with anger, Sam with crying, Jack is more reserved

- "He said "colonel, help me!" and then he was gone" AKSBDDJEND HE CALLED OUT FOR JACK???? THANK YOU WRITERS I KNEW YOU LOVED ME

- burned alive!!! Not Fun

- Jack tried to save him ajdjekdnd

- alright they seem a bit too panicky every time someone suggests going back

- dr fraiser is right they need rest

- LMFAO a funeral. Hes still alive ya dingus!

-

- "Daniel Jackson made this place....happen" THATS RIGHT 💪😤

- he had no family? So Jack keeps the flag?

- omg tealc gets the flag 💔

- theyre playing taps I'm laughing guys.....guys hes still alive

- MEANWHILE Daniel is Dazed And Confused

- no glasses!

- tealc in his cowboy hat

- I love how tealc is mourning using his own customs

- VIVID RECALL

- Daniel looks like a wet kitten

- this alien looks like something from doctor who like bro youre in the wrong franchise

- this outfit for Daniel tho👀👀 I'm looking

- Jack cant work without daniel😭😭

- Jack *smashes hammonds window* "you should get that window fixed"

- linguist!Daniel

- this alien is NOT listening

- death threats dont help anyone you big stupid face

- theyre just going thru his stuff

- "sha're is gone. Jack says we'll find her. If anyone can, he can"

- Jack seems to know Daniel is still alive somehow

- "WHY WHY WHY" obsessed with daniels argument comebacks

- 😭 saying he hates goaulds bc they took sha're from him😭

- he is SO FRUSTRATED with this dude. But !!! He looks fine as hell✨

- okay why is this alien so fucking DUMB

- Daniel so smart with his big brain

- it can permanently damage his brain. Of course he wants to do it! No sense of self safety. Why do you like pain so much

- sam , you are getting very sleepy

- ok so when they met he just assumed they were goaulds and gave them ZERO chance to explain. This alien is officially an idiot

- "oh my god colonel we left him behind!" THERE IT IS

- worried!jack

- I'm sorry this position that Daniel is in o.O

- THIS IS GOOD SHIT IM HAVING A GOOd TIME HERe FOLKS 👀👀👌👌

- ah she's dead. Rip to ur lady friend my dude

- Operation Rescue Daniel

- he comes out of the water like the goddamn Little Mermaid hes so extra

- "in time....you will find what fate Sha're"

- theyre so happy to see him!!!

- he just walks out of the water and theyre like yea alright lets go home lmaooo

- "Colonel said some really nice things"

"..........he did?"

is he gonna bunk with Jack now that they cleaned his apartment out lol

P.S. !!!! is there going to be more info on this permanent brain damage thing? If he has some little comebacks to it in later episodes than that will be cool

~

Whump under the cut

Daniel jackson whump: "death" , coughing, fear, wet, calling for jack, noises!, burning ish, blasted back by hand device, more fear, death threats, mind probed, intense brain pain

Tealc whump: emotional, vivid recall, shock

Sam carter whump: emotional, crying, vivid recall, shock, hypnosis , panic inducing memories

Jack Oniell whump: flinching, shock, vivid recall, head pain from memories, worried

No glasses!Daniel for whole episode🤓

[littlemissvincentvega]

1am guns (vincent vega x reader)

i’ve done this as kind of a father’s daddy’s day special! but i just wanna note that:

if your dad has left/abandoned you etc

if your dad has passed on

if you have an unstable/difficult relationship with your dad

if your dad doesn’t treat you fairly

or anything like this that might make you feel down on this day

just know ur in my thoughts and i know how difficult it can be <3

either way, i hope u enjoy the fic :)

-

“So I should be back around seven tomorrow,” Jules reminds you, shrugging his jacket on and straightening it out. “You sure you’re good to stay over?”

“Yeah, no problem, Uncle Jules.”

“C’mere, kiddo,” he grins, pulling you in for a big hug. He gives you a reassuring squeeze and pulls away, holding your shoulders. “Any problems, call me, okay?”

“Yeah. But I’ll be fine.”

“Alright. Give her another kiss from me when she’s awake, yeah?”

“I will! Now go, you’re gonna be late!” you urge, shoving him out of the door and giggling.

“One thing you gotta know about me by now, I’m never fuckin’ late. S’at dumbass Vincent that is.”

“I get it,” you giggle. “See you tomorrow, Jules. Be safe.”

“I will, sweetie. See ya.” With that, you wave him out as he heads to his car and drives off, throwing you an extra wave as he does so. Despite calling him ‘Uncle Jules’, he’s not related to you by any means. Your father, Jimmie, had been friends with him since you were very young, so you had always known Jules as your uncle. He’s practically family at this point. Always cares for you, looks after you, makes sure you’re okay. Had always had your back (and always will).

Closing the door, you tiptoe to Jada’s room and peek in. There’s a hazy pink glow in the darkness coming from her nightlight (one you had helped pick for her birthday, actually) and she appears to be fast asleep. ‘Such a beautiful girl,’ you think to yourself. Smiling, you make your way to the kitchen to raid the cupboards. Jules had stuck a post-it note labelled ‘SNACKIES FOR THE BABYSITTER’ on two of them. 

You scoff to yourself. As if you didn’t already know exactly where the yummy nibbles are. Grabbing a bowl and emptying a hefty bag of salted pretzels into it, you head to the living room and plonk yourself on the couch. Jules had placed a few folded-up fuzzy blankets on the arm along with a couple of pillows, so you drape one over yourself.

Softly humming some Nirvana song you had heard that day to yourself, you ponder over what to watch on TV. Not expecting to find anything interesting, you mindlessly flick through the channels, eyes half-lidded in the darkness, the room barely lit from the box.

“--wanna be like you, hop-dee-doo-bee-do-bow

I wanna walk like you,

Talk like you, too”

You practically sit bolt upright at this. It’s the Jungle Book! Resting the TV remote on the stained coffee table, you snuggle down into the blankets, popping a pretzel in your mouth one after another. Maybe tonight won’t be as tedious as you had thought.

-

Creak.

You shuffle in your sleep, the TV still idly playing in the background.

Clomp. Clomp. Clomp.

Somewhere in the back of your mind, something snaps, and you jump the fuck out from the blankets into a stance that can only be described as that of a ninja warrior. Jules’ front door leads directly into the living room, and you give a threatening glare to the doofus standing at it.

He holds his hands up, looking at you dumbfounded. “Uh--”

“Shut the fuck up, who the hell are you and why are you in my uncle’s house?” you demand, fumbling around for the gun he hides for you. Your hands find it tucked inside one of the pillowcases, and you aim it at him. The guy watches you in confusion.

“I’m Vincent? I’m his-- I work with him? Who the hell are you?”

Oh. So this is the dumbass Jules always mentions. “Oh,” you say, lowering the gun. “So you’re the dumbass Jules always mentions.”

“I’m the what? Look, kid, why are you here?” he sighs, gently kicking the front door shut.

“I’m babysitting, asshole. Why are you here? Sneaking into Jules’ apartment in the middle of the fucking night? Imagine if Jada would have heard you, she’d be fucking terrified, you should be ashamed of yourself!” you scold.

Christ, this is embarrassing. Being lectured at one in the morning by some young girl in skimpy Mickey Mouse pyjamas. How fucking humiliating. “You can’t talk to me that way, I’m-- you can’t talk to me like that!” he stutters.

You fold your arms, unintentionally pushing your breasts together. His eyes automatically drop to them-- you’re not wearing a bra, either. “Uh, hello? Eyes up here?” you scoff, snapping your fingers in front of your chest. He jumps at this and meets your eyes again.

“Sorry.”

“Whatever,” you say, pretending to not enjoy it. You had never seen a photo of Vince before, but god, he’s handsome. You’re lucky you’re wearing your ass-shorts, as your best friend liked to call them (they make your ass look incredible, these pyjamas really are a blessing). “We can talk like adults here. Why are you sneaking into my uncle’s apartment?”

“Why do I suddenly owe you an explanation?”

You raise your eyebrow at him, arms still folded. That’s enough to terrify him into telling you.

“Alright, alright! I lost my fuckin’ gun and I know where he keeps his spares,” he admits, his eyes flickering from your chest to your eyes.

You saunter over to him, a smirk playing on your lips-- older men are much more fun to tease. “You can borrow mine, if you like,” you coo, “daddy.”

“Wh-- look, honey, I ain’t into, uh, I ain’t ‘boutta-- you know!” he stammers, not knowing where to look. He has to look down at you to make eye contact, and he can’t really do that without looking down your shirt. It’s not making it any easier that your nipples are visible through the material.

“Ain’t about to what, Vincent?” you tease, running your tongue over your upper lip. You gaze up at him with doe eyes, knowing exactly what you’re doing to him. Poor guy, he’s so flustered. Feeling a little guilty about it, you change your expression to a smug one. “I’m kidding, Christ. I’ll go get you one of his spares.”

Vince sighs and holds his coat so it covers his crotch as he trails after you to Jules’ room-- you’ve got him all worked up.

Jules keeps his guns in a safe that’s hidden at the bottom of his wardrobe, so you grab the key from its safe place and get on your hands and knees to unlock it. The shorts hug your ass perfectly, and Vince can hardly take it. You can feel his eyes roaming over you and, smirking to yourself, wiggle your butt a little. “Oh, god,” he groans, unable to keep it in. “Oh, fuck, I’m sorry, honey, it’s just that y--”

“Wanna fuck?”

“What??”

“Want? To? Fuck?”

He lets his coat drop to the floor. “Is that a question or an offer?” 

You cock your head to look up at him, chewing your lip. “Both,” you whisper, kneeling in front of him. He watches you like a hawk as you palm him through his pants, rubbing your lips and nose against his erection, almost gnawing at it.

“Mm, good girl, good kitten,” he urges, running his hands through your hair.

Giggling quietly, you paw at his hand and he helps you up. He rubs your waist with his hands, pushing your shirt up. The warmth from his palms is so comforting. You pull him in for an impatient kiss-- his breath tastes of cigarettes. It’s dirty, you like it. “Fuck me on the couch, I’m not doing it in my uncle’s bedroom.”

“Of course, babydoll,” he smirks, picking you up and carrying you to the living room. Carefully, he lowers you down so you’re on the couch, legs spread and ready to be fucked. “I’ll pull out, baby, don’t worry about that.”

“Mhm, yes daddy,” you whine, gushing at the sound of his belt buckle jingling as he drops his slacks and takes himself out. You hear him jerk himself a couple of times for the relief and, god, it’s such a fucking hot thought.

“S’all cause’a those beautiful tits’a yours,” he growls, holding the crotch of your shorts & panties to one side and rubbing the tip of his cock up & down your slit, teasing you. It’s practically glazed over with your wetness. “Don’t leave much to the imagination, do ya, baby girl?”

“Still reeled you in though, didn’t it?”

“That’s true,” Vincent admits, chuckling as he positions himself. Slowly, he pushes his cock into you, one hand on your ass and the other on your waist, pulling you towards him. A few moments later and he’s worked up a steady rhythm, grunting quietly with every thrust. Aside from the TV that’s quietly sounding, the only noise in the room is the sticky sound of slapping skin accompanied by hushed groans. “So good, baby, so fuckin’ good,” he growls under his breath, fucking into you in just the right spot.

Not a few minutes later and you’re panting a little, feeling your orgasm on its way. “Mmf, daddy, I’m gonna come,” you whine, doing your best to keep quiet.

“Tha’s a good girl, honey, go on, all for daddy.”

Hearing him refer to himself as daddy in that sexed up voice is enough for you. Your climax approaches and you feel your pussy tighten around his cock. You bite down on your knuckle to muffle your squeals, which sets him off-- he pulls out, jerking himself as he finishes over your ass. “Christ,” he pants, giving himself a stroke before pulling his pants back up. “That wasn’t bad.”

You readjust your panties & shorts so you’re wearing them like normal again, then turn to face him, raising an eyebrow with an amused smirk. “’Wasn’t bad’? Great fucking review, I’m flattered,” you say sarcastically, and he chuckles.

“You know I didn’t mean it like that.”

“I know,” you giggle, taking his hand to check his watch. “You should probably get going, you’re not supposed to be here.”

“Well wham-bam, thank you mam, huh.”

Vincent pulls you in for another kiss, the two of you smiling against each other’s lips. “You know I didn’t mean it like that, asshole.”

“I know, honey.” He rubs his hands over your waist fondly, sighing in satisfaction. “I gotta say, I didn’t think my night would pan out like this.”

“Huh, maybe you should take more of an interest in Julie’s life. Find out when he’s out for the night, when he’s having a babysitter,” you wink.

“Maybe I will.”

He gazes at you for a moment before buckling up his belt, looking around. “Where’s that gun again?”

“Oh, it’s just in his bedroom,” you reply, tottering off to fetch it for him. He waits in the bedroom doorway, leaning against the frame. You toss it to him and he throws a smile at you.

“Thanks.”

“No problem. And if Jules asks, I didn’t see you.”

“Honey, if Jules knew we had a fuckin’ interaction he’d lecture me with some dumbass Bible verse or some shit, nevermind if he knew what we just did,” he smirks. “I’d be in more trouble than you, believe me.”

You do believe him. Jules can be ruthless when he wants to be. Sighing, you see Vince to the door (him stealing a handful of pretzels on the way) and give him a kiss on the cheek goodbye. “I’ll see you when I see you,” you smirk, rocking back and forth on your heels.

“Definitely, baby. See ya.”

You watch him saunter off and, when he disappears from your sight, you trot back to the couch. Just as you begin to snuggle under the blankets again, the telephone starts ringing. You nearly jump out your skin-- it’s fucking half-past one in the morning! “Hello?” you frown.

“Hey, sweetie, it’s Dad. You okay?”

“Wh-- Dad, I’m fine! Why’d you ring me so late? I nearly shat myself, the phone’s so damn loud!”

“Watch your language,” he chuckles, making you smile. “I just wanted to check up on you, know you’re alright and stuff. And Jada, obviously.”

“Yeah, we’re fine. She’s fast asleep. How’s things at home?”

“It’s alright, kiddo. Listen, you should be asleep!” he scolds, mostly joking. Your dad had never really been very good at discipline. Then again, he never really had to be-- you had always been a good kid, for the most part. Cheeky, true, but well behaved.

You roll your eyes with a giggle. “Even if I was asleep, which I wasn’t, the phone would’a woke me up, dumbass!”

“I know, muffin. I just wanted to check you’re okay,” he laughs. “What’re you doin’ up this late anyways? Up to no good?”

“Of course. Nah, just watched Jungle Book on TV. Why the hell are you awake?”

“I was trying to stay up so I could call you at like, midnight, to check on you,” Jimmie explains, “but I sorta kinda fell asleep watchin’ TV.”

“Congrats. Dad, I’m gonna try and get some sleep.”

“Alright, sweetie, love you. Sleep well!”

“Night, love you too!”

With that, you hang up and drift off beneath those fuzzy blankets, clinging onto one of the pillows and dreaming of Vince.

-

“(Y/N), (Y/N)!” 

You try to open your eyes, squinting at the sunlight shining through the windows. “Huh?” As your vision comes together, you realise it’s Jada. She’s awake and ready for breakfast.

“I’m hungry,” she says, prodding your cheek.

“Hi hungry, I’m (Y/N),” you tease. “I’ll get you some breakfast, just give me a minute to wake up, sweetie.” Handing her the TV remote, you sit up on the couch rubbing your eyes. Remembering the night’s events, you let Jada choose what she’d like to watch.

She decides on Rugrats, something you secretly enjoy. You pat your lap and lift her onto it, giving her a kiss on the temple. The kid’s seven and she absolutely adores you. Really looks up to you, Jules says. “You want some Count Chocula?” you ask, smiling.

“Yes please!”

“Alright, honey,” you smile, lifting her off of your lap and onto the couch. Running a hand through your ruffled hair, you head to the kitchen to fetch her cereal and return in a couple of minutes. Just as you emerge from the kitchen, the front door swings open and in comes Jules.

“Daddy!” squeals Jada, running up to him.

“Pumpkin!” He scoops her up in his arms, pulling her into a big hug. “How’s my princess? Did you behave for (Y/N)?”

You set Jada’s breakfast down on the coffee table, watching the two with a grin. “Yes, she was good as gold, weren’t you honey?” you smile, and she nods proudly.

“Tha’s my girl.” Jules looks at his daughter like she’s the only thing that matters. It’s refreshing to see such wholesomeness for once. To say he’s a hitman, he’s a complete softie when it comes to being a dad. “Go on, go eat up your breakfast, baby.” With that, Jada skips off back to the couch.

“How was work?” you ask, leaning against the wall.

“It was alright but, oh, (Y/N), that dumbass Vincent--”

You feel your eyes go wide for a split second and quickly revert them back to normal. The last thing you want is to make him suspicious.

“--calls me at, like, midnight or so? Tells me he’s lost his gun? And I’m try’na carry out a damn hit. Honestly, I don’t know where that numbskull gets off.” He sighs, shaking his head with a little smile.

“Yeah, I know what you mean,” you agree, not even thinking twice about your response.

“You what?”

“Oh, nothing. I’m just tired, Dad called me at like, almost two in the morning.”

“Ah. I’ll run you home after Jada’s eaten, sweetie, a’ight?”

You smile, heading back to the couch to sit with your ‘cousin’. “Thanks, Uncle Jules.”

[noemiette]

Shadowhunters 3x11: “Lost Souls”

WE ARE BACK !!!! After 8 months !!!

Here’s the list of all the things that I liked about the new episode (feel free to add some stuff):

Starting 3B with a good scene with the 3 Lightwood siblings ? Me likey

I really love how differently Jace, Simon and Luke deal with Clary’s loss

The song, the flashbacks of Clary with everyone etc It was really rude ... I loved it T_T

LUKE IS AMAZING AS JONATHAN !! And his chemistry with Kat is perfect

The scenery with all the snow ! It was gorgeous !

"You look beautiful the way you are”, Alec the Poet is back. And that cheek kiss sjfhskfdjh

Madzie is staying with her uncles for the night ♥ Brb gonna melt on the ground.

Alberto’s acting as usual is amazing !

I can feel a great storyline coming with the question of Downworlders getting tortured by the Clave.

Izzy is the best little sister ever ! And Jace really needed that hug. I feel so sorry for him :(

Bed time story qskjfhqsfkjhsfjkhsqf

Alec and Magnus are the best uncles !

“See you later alligator ! After a while crocodile”

Alec’s shocked expression when Magnus didnt want to kiss him cause Madzie was in the next room and when Magnus said “You know how we get” X’D

Super uncles to the rescue ! But the way Magnus tried to use magic to attack Iris and nothing ... didnt need my heart anyway

That talk between Alec and Jace ! Alec really knows what Jace needs to hear.

I love the duo Maia and Izzy. I was scared Izzy would “blame” her for not being here but nope

Magnus is a dork with a sword

A dork that knows how to defend himself O.o Damn those moves !!

I know I’m repeating myself, but the new dynamic between Clary and Jonathan works sooo well

Luke breaks my heart. He cant accept Clary is dead. He’s right but it’s still sad to see him like that in his motel room.

Thank you for giving us news about Ollie and Sam ♥ I’m glad they’re ok !

“I may not have my magic but I have centuries worth of memories. Good luck finding what you’re looking for”

All the memories of Magnus: George, baby Magnus with the people he killed because of Asmodeus (?), India

The memory of the omamori kicked Iris out of his head. You all mind if I cry ?

Raphael is baaaaack ♥ I missed him !

Iris getting her ass kicked by Alec and Izzy !! Woot woot ! Go Lightwoods !

Also Izzy getting out of that fog needs its own point !

I love how touchy Malec are in this episode. It’s a really good change !

The confrontation between Alec and Jia ! Aaand damn Jia is scared to go after Alec mouahahaha !

This storyline is gonna be really interesting ! The fact that the Clave hides the fact that they are torturing Downworlders. 

What are they doing to that Seelie though ? That’s fcked up !

Alec, the super supportive boyfriend ♥

That kiss and hand on the cheek was sooo soft !

“You’ve been taking care of others your all life . It’s okay to let others take care of you”

Malec training scene incoooomiiiiing hehehehe

I love Saia so much, I dont want them to end T.T

Holy shiiiiit that was violent O.O Clary stabbing Jonathan’s jaw and feeling the same pain

[survivormuxloe]

Episode #10: "This is why people hate the gays” - Michael

Oh my fucking god did y’all see that tribal I was like butch it’s me I’m going like bye bye omg but NO it was simply a vote reveal and the idol WILL be mine

So a few things to go over...

One, the plan to get rid of Felix was successful and bought me and Michael another day...HOWEVER, it would appear that I was not the first person to make it to the end of the bridge, which is a shame cuz I REALLY needed this idol, but it's okay.

Because Michael is still gonna be considered a bigger threat than me, and the most likely to go home if we both don't win immunity. That being said, I'm REALLY hoping I can pull this immunity off cuz it'd just be nice to not have to worry about it being me at tribal.

i'm on highkey alert starting now.... this round (and honestly for the rest of the game) is prime time for blindsides and the waters are ripe for it... i really wouldn't be shocked if i'm targeted and have to play my idol hmph. i really really really just want to be able to use it successfully and i will feel content af with my game no matter what happens...

my plan to take out jones is slowly unfolding, i worked on ryan earlier, and got him to see jones as a ringleader.. and he wants her out soon.. which is perfect for me hehe.. i just dropped some hints here and there that she has a lot of connections.. and now he's paranoid that she's gonna bring together a group of michael/david/mo/ahrre... which is perfect for me since i can use him to take her out... funny enough im not sure when i should take out ryan, he's definitely a threat going forward... but if i play my cards right i can take both of them out because i'm also painting ryan as a big target to some of the others hehe.. im trying not to overplay rn bc my ass is not on the line for votes currently, one misstep and I'm gone

im so mad.. rn LMAOAOAOAO like. jones is overplaying as hell n i want michael gone SOOOOOO BAD but i gotta be fake af.. almsldndg

me n ryan r the best duo tho like.. i think ive convinced everyone thet we arent as together as they think umu

So Felix went home. Which I knew about despite voting for Michael. I thought it was gonna be like 5-5 and tobi was considering to flip to avoid rocks. I didnt want Felix gone personally so I sent in a vote for Michael knowing it wouldnt change the outcome.

Jones is really overplaying wanting this next vote to be a split vote. Like no its 3-3-3 that way. THATS NOT SAFE. ITS ASKING for someone to flip. NO. Jones is going home this round or next round. Thats the T.

extra shit.. me tobi rhys ryan are all mad susp of miss jones and i think im tryna convince all of them to stick wth her plans until f7 and us 4 can cut her ass out of the equation :) yayayaya im excited. girl deserves it after her overplaying last week as much as i love her

Wiggling my way out of danger was a huge success, now i'm just hoping to lay low and not cause much drama and basically let the larger players; David, Rhys, Jones take one another out which will allow me to hopefully slip through the cracks and make it far.

nvm idk how to feel ab my position anymore ignore all previous confessionals that i praise myself LMAOAOAOAOA

It’s critical that I try my best to win immunities since my name and David’s is on the line and I’d rather he’d go than me. My best plan is to use Jones to my advantage she has a lot of sway with the other side and by playing off her need to be the leader and to have power to keep me in this game. Everybody wants power and everyone wants control and if Jones thinks that she has control over both sides of the tribe then she’s not gonna get suspicious and take me out.

So I’m a little disheartened by the touchy subjects results. I won “the biggest goat” and “who doesn’t deserve to be here” and it sucks because these people are my friends and I guess most of them think this. But water off a ducks back, I’m going to smile and keep moving forward. I wanna win.

Another day another update. So from were we left off Felix did end up going home good shit he didn't have an idol. He did play the vote reveal thing but I doubt that changed anything in the slightlest lel. That attempt from Scott to save face by also voting Felix is cute tho hehe.

Anyhow so after that we went to touchy subjects which tbh I was waiting because that would be an opening in my game. So Ryan and Rhys think I'm a goat which it's not suprising considering they're the ones I talk to the least. However most importantly Mo was picked as the goat by the most people.

Now this is a tough game and everyone is putting a lot of effort into it so imo it's not easy to point out a goat and Mo is understandably feeling down because he's as much into this game as everyone else. So I knew this was my opportunity to make a move because Mo will be wanting to prove himself to others so if I'm gonna try something this is my best oportunity to get his vote.

Now I grab Michael and David as well who are in a desperate spot and BAM we have the underground boys. So now the plan is simple. Tobi told me they want to split the votes between Mo and Michael in case Michael has an idol, so we get them to split then Mo and me flip and hopefully get someone.

That someone should be Ryan IMO because he's def a duo with rhys and even a stronger duo with Scott. So birds one stone. Plus he called me a goat so hey thre's that :)

lmfao i'm getting dead silence from half the tribe and totally awkward conversation from Jones... definitely getting the vibe that i'm the target. I know Scott got tea from Tobi that Jones has concocted some scheme to split the vote on me and/or rhys or something to that extent? idek i need the full picture tomorrow but lol. should be a fun show no matter what happens

Ok so Michael, David, Fabricio and I formed an alliance because were kind of on the outs. I know this is weird because I had rough pasts with all of them but I really like this alliance. Now, do I trust Michael? Absolutely fucking not, he already lowkey threw me under the bus after the alliance was made. By telling Jones I told him. So I want him gone soon.

bih.. i aint in the mood today at all..

first of all last night touchy subjects. david wins lol x. i get most trusted n least trusted bc thats a thing ig. werk mama.

then to make matters worse... miss jones wants to split on either me or ryan incase michael idols ...

n now ive told tobi abou  t my idol n idk why im just feelin quirky n cool lol

I have to laugh... this game gets wilder by the minute... my position right now is really fragile but its good if i play it right... right now i have a lot of influence over what happens hehe... like i swear to god i feel cocky but lets review some things. 1. Jones is wrapped around my finger... i've been playing this whole super supportive ally and she even gave us the name "kermit and miss piggy" for our duo (me being miss piggy obv) and i've been working hard on her.. i got her to realize michael was actually super manipulating and was using her for a lot of things.. which is funny because that's exactly what im doing to her... she even showed me some stuff he wrote to her and i was consistently telling her that im trying to protect her from being manipulated by him... i swear to god im evil HAHA and like i love her and all but she's a huge social threat and if i see a clear shot im gonna take her out 2. scott scott scott... we were sharing idol guesses a few days ago and he went ghost on me on the guesses... i had suspicions that he was close to getting/had the idol... AND HE LITERALLY TOLD ME HE HAD IT I WAS LIKE OMGGG like this made me SO relieved because that means that i don't have to worry about the merge idol popping up without me knowing, but after i leaked his idol in Saint Vincent i have NO idea why he told me again... like this obv makes me wanna take him out and do stuff but im not gonna leak it again... i think. But like im not here to play fiddle to him... im here to win and if i have to take him out later i will... but the thing is that i don't know when a good time to take him out is, if im in f6 with a bunch of goats, the target is gonna be on me... so i have to think more about what im gonna do about him 3. ryan... i haven't been working hard on him, but he did come up to me with a plan to get me, him, rhys, and scott to the f4 like omg thats pretty iconic but going to f4 with a challenge beast like ryan? i have to laugh... im not stupid... challenge beasts have been the bane of my org career and im not about to let it happen again here... i have a lot on my plate right now, and im playing hard, but what's lovely is that i dont think im a threat to anyone? at least in comparison to the scott/ryan/jones clusterfuck that im gonna try to orchestrate, im lowkey... i swear to god if i actually pull this shit off.... my mind... but then again i might just flop again like usual so who knows hehe

now that ik my name has been thrown out im so nerv ALMFNHFg like i dnt wanna be blindsided 5-4 o.o but uhm i hope for the best n hopefully im smart enuff to play idol ?

i just want jones gone is that so much to ask

idk How to make confessionals apparently Bc I KEEP FORGETTING AHHH Michael comes to me right after the Felix vote and says “hey David crossed the bridge the idol’s gone” and I’m like MOTHERFUCKER. I WAS THIS FUCKING CLOSE. And it obviously scared me because either of them could be lying and one of them could have the idol. And I OF COURSE PANICKED. The next day I went to try and cross the bridge (Bc I was on 90) and I ACTUALLY DID IT!!! but guess what,,,,, THERE WAS NOTHING!!!!! HORRAY!! Idk what I’d do with myself if I got an idol tbh,, that shits scary. But yeah knowing that the idol is gone AND THAT I heard it from Michael first is hella scary and that could mean 3 things - A) theyre felling the truth and it’s gone, B) Michael’s a liar and Has it, or C) David lied to Michael and David has the idol. So right now this information is fucking with my head. And it’s deeeefinitely going to in the next vote.

So David wins immunity and I’m not THAT bothered by it? Of course it just makes things harder for everyone else Bc the original plan was to split between Michael and David, BUT NOW WE CANT. Either way Michael has to go home. He has a really terrible way of getting into everyone’s head and it’s not good for anyone. Plus if he makes it to the end he has such a good chance at winning with an underdog story it’s not even funny ajddjkf. BUT Theres still the possibility that one of those two has an idol, and we really have to think wisely on who would go in case that happens. Tobi thinks Mo is the safer move, but I really don’t think there’s a point in getting rid of someone that everyone thinks of as a sheep. Plus I’d like to sit with him in the end soooooo yeah. My personal preference on who the “blindside target” would be is Ryan. I love him to DEATH and Sweyn to the end, but he’s a challenge threat, and we have to pick off Sweyn eventually if the Muppet alliance wants to be victorious. Michael and david are already on board with getting him out anyway Bc they think he and Rhys are “tight” lol. But right now the vote split should be 7-2 on Michael as far as I know, there’s a solid chance that Mo will get a vote and if he does I’ll actually DIE. Also /according to Michael/, he said that Mo came to him and told him was voting for Michael. AND LIKE THATS THE THING MICHAEL IS PLANTING SEEDS IN MY HEAD THAT MO ISnt some I can trust and that /scares me/ which is why he has to go. If the tribal goes right, Michael goes, if Michael plays an idol, Ryan goes. If it’s a tie between Ryan and Mo, Ryan goes.,,, hopefully.

So, Touchy Subjects, Im almost irrelevant, atleast im honest.

Anyway, The vote plan is Michael. However Jones is scared of an idol. I dont really want to split a vote but Jones is persistant on it. Ive been talking with people and apprently the split vote is on Mo.

However I talk to Ahrre and he knows this information too? Im on the bottom of whatever this is. Like I NEVER hear stuff first. I NEVER feel like I acctually know whats going on.

So to be honest. I dont feel like im going to win. Atleast not on this path. So I need to take a peck at the leader. Jones. Mo and Ahrre are said to be in her pocket. This is bad for 2 reasons. Jones has more power, and they arent doing much thus will be dragged to the end. So removing power, and increasing my odds of getting to the end will be great.

So the split vote is set to be 5-2-2. However, I can safely tell Michael that its 2 on Mo. So Michael & David both vote Mo. This is 5-4. We just need 1 flip to make this happen. So that could either be me, changing my vote to Mo. Perhaps someone else could flip beside me. Fingers crossed.

So it seems like once again I am getting voted and with the amount of idols and such out there it’s getting more and more scary being this bitch who’s constantly getting voted because at any point I’m either getting the majority or I’m getting idolled out. I’m just hoping and praying that everything goes well and I need to start winning immunity

i like don't know what's happening fahsdfhas. i kinda snapped and messaged michael for some reason, i think to see if he was gonna vote me.. and i kinda told him/he asked and i confirmed that there's a split plan in motion and he told me him/david are voting Mo and i was like well if you don't want me out i don't want you out... and Scott tells me he heard throuoght the grapevine (from tobi who heard from ahrre who was told by michael fjasld) that Michael said it was RHYS that let him know??? i'm. so idk faksdjf but i'm floundering a bit tbh. there's like less than 3 hrs until tribal so i hope i figure out concretely whats gonna happen

Alright so let's go through a couple of things.

I WON IMMUNITYYYY. Omg, it felt so good to get redemption after losing this same challenge in my first org. (I got the tiebreaker there too and was WAY off, LOL fuck me) And anyways, it feels good to not have to worry about it being me tonight and to have a spot in the final 8. Hopefully this shows people that I've BEEN here to friggin play.

So now as it stands for tribal tonight...myself, Michael, Mo and Ahrre are gonna vote Ryan out. The other side are planning to split their votes 3 for Michael and 2 for Mo cuz they think Ahrre and Mo are voting for Michael. If all goes well and no idols get played, then we're in for the biggest power shift this season has seen and I cannot wait to be a part of that shift, cuz it's FUCKING GO TIME BABY

ugh the idol paranoia i'm having rn........ i can't if i go home w the idol im gonna hate myself n if i misplay the idol im gonna hate myself jlskhfd like this vote is so uncertain to me.. i could be overthinking but i just dk... so like i almost want to just be messy and get the other 5's votes on me and idol myself…

ok so messy ryan jumped out and acted on his idolinpocket paranoia flaksdhf. i talked to both mo and michael and threw jones under the bus pretty bluntly.. mo seemed to already knoow that jones created the split plan w him as the vote, and is just acting like he thinks he's going home so idk if thats genuine or not. michael on the other hand, seems genuinely thinking it was between him or mo and now wants to get ahrre and me to vote mo with him and david and rhys who already voted mo. fladfjas so i've realized i was highkey overthinking but. this is interesting

Right so idek where I left off but I think it was right after the underground boys were formed. Anyhow so Jones was weary of ryan so she thought about voting him, thing is he only wanted him as a backup plan in case Michael played an idol because everyone and their mums want him dead at the end of the day I guess.

So I'm like ok let's get michael and david to vote ryan with us and then while one of us still votes michael to make it a 4-3-2, (without letting her know Mo was with us and that I would vote ryan anyways lel) but then she freaked out and so did everyone really and they suddenly didn't want to split anymore and everyone was voting Michael.

However I managed to convince Tobi (and by proxy the rest of sweyn cause let's face it tobi is on top of this game that's another guy I've got to get rid of) to split the vote anyways, so as it stands Tobi and Rhys are voting Mo and Ryan Scott and Jones are voting Michael. But the thing is that they think Mo and me are also voting Michael but in reality we're gonna vote Ryan so it SHOULD be 4 votes Ryan 3 Michael and 2 Mo.

Now my worry is that if Ryan plays an idol it all goes to shit but I'm trying my hardest to make sure he doesn't know. Anyhow let's see how this plays out.

It doesn’t feel good to be facing elimination especially now that jones is voting me. Any slight deviation from the plan for anyone could lead to my elimination but I hope that now ryan is voting mo that I might just scrape by once again and with jones’ Transparent game she shouldn’t be Long behind Ryan.

lmao so they (michael, david, ahrre, mo) tried to pull off a rly good move flipping their votes onto me. and if only rhys hadn't had to sleep early and didnt vote Mo, I'd be sitting pretty but they did that.... unfortunately for them, apparently Jones fucked up heavily and immediately voted Michael in the revote? did i hear that correctly? KLFSJLDFHS WIG. i kinda feel bad bc... i really should be leaving here but.... wig. I had done some campaigning to Mo before I found this out and think i was making some good groundwork to get him to keep me and he was at least oon the fence, so i might have had a shot even if jones were gonna vote me. but wig.. if she really did that, then that means me and scott have made the final 8 and we still have 2 idols in our pockets WHEW. big moves is coming ladies

This is why people hate the gays smh. Please be ryan please be ryan please be ryan go home Ry ry

ugh can't believe my best friend michael is leaving tonight ): LMSHNBG am i fuck..

legit im sooooo happy ryan is staying altho a little peeved as well tbh.. i coulda had 2 idols :flushed: but i wont complain.............

anyway. i still think jones is crazy n her idea of trying to get me to flip on ryan is absolutely absurd ALMJFNFG like bitch.. i know im on the bottom if i flip im not dumb why do u think i didnt vote mo like u told me to lAMNFHBFG IJS!!

i just gotta win immunity next week n im confirmed at least f5? hopefully? LAMNHFBFG like. i dont wanna. be tied on. and i wanna keep this idol for the l0ong haul. which is why i told ryan and tobi. oooop. LAMNJHBFG.

PROB NOT A GOOD IDEA TELLING TOBI but i rly do trust him this time around... he gives me legit all the tea n i do the same back :flushed:

lolll i lvoe having the worst jury management :))) love sticking to sides :)))) like i aint gunna clear that perception up by voting ryan suck my dick he trusts me and thats all i care about..

like. im gunna be hounded on for not flipping to a side who wants me out n thats so annoying!! i rly cant win aLMFHFG. these cunts can fuck off idc ill argue with every single one of them

michael... he's a cockroach... he wont just DIE like there have been so many times where there was something stopping him from leaving... last round jones wanted felix so we obliged and now its this stupid tie revote kjflkjdf like this is exactly why i wanted him out earlier... getting numbers against him is gonna be hard and i really hope his ass leaves in the revote... he should anyway hehe.. i have a few options going forward and i feel like i could possibly do a lot but the question is do i want to be doing a lot??? if people start thinking that im a threat then shit LMAO but the thing is there are so many goats and pawns (mo, ahrre, david) that if you do anything significant, your threat level is obvious and like i want to take out some of the threats but im worried if i take out too many,,, the goats will become sentient and take my ass out... i just need to take this one vote at a time while planning for the future its simple :^)

ITS BEEN A MESSY 24 HOURS AND HERES THE FUCKING TEA so the vote ended up being a tie. NOT THE ONE I PREDICTED. It ended up being a Michael/Ryan tie. AND IMMEDIATELY AFTER AJ EXPLAINS THE RULES MICHAEL BLOWS UP MY WHOLE FUCKING GAME (almost.) he says “Jones you orchestrated this vote follow through with it” AND IM???? LITERALLY??? Ryan was never a target of mine,,, never the main target I mean BUT NEVER A TARGET. David Mo and Michael all told me that Ryan was gunning for me though,, but that was AFTEr I revoted for Michael sooooooooo that’s the tea. But like,, Michael is,, kind of being an asshole. Very much so. I feel like he’s taking advantage of my emotions to try and manipulate me into Saving him, but I really wouldn’t mind if either him or Ryan went?? Preferably Michael obviously lol. He was never someone I wanted to take to the end anyway, so it’s better to get rid of him while we can lol. Also!!? That dumbass shit that Michael said on hangouts??? Rhys and Ryan made a whole ass 180 in our relationship Bc THEY THOUGHT I VOTED FOR RYAN BC OF WHAT MICHAEL SAID AKDJKDFNJF. Thank god I was actually able to work it out with them, but like,,, fuck that scared me. This is why Michael needs to go Bc he’s a loose cannon and will DESTROY MY GAME. OFF WITH HIS FUCKING HEAD

i finally understand why no one respects Mo as a player lol, he really has no back bone of his own at all..

The vote ties 4-4-1, and Michael is sent home 4-3 after a revote.

[fart-gate]

SG1

Season 1 episode 12

"BLOODLINES"

Notes by me

- these peeps look like jaffa bc of the marks on their heads

- tealc ?????

- EW THEYRE PUTING A WORM IN HIM STOP THE RIDE I WANT TO GET OFF

- they STILL cant remove Junior :\

- looks like youre gonna stay pregnant for a little longer buddy. I'll buy you one of those books about what to expect when youre expecting

- back to chulak!

- he is meditating. Do Not Disturb

- Ryac is his son??? He has a wife too??? Wtf tealc, a little more info would be nice next time

- "my friend" 💖

- his teacher taught him to say Fuck The Alien Government

- hammond: whats your reason for wanting to go to chulak?

SG1: we just think Tealc is neat

- honesty is the best policy

- hEY DONT SHOOT MY ALIEN MANS

- hammond is SUCH a dad

- these costumes lol ALSO HOW DOES TEALC EVEN SEE IN THAT SNAKE HELMET ????

- Daniel in his hat 😌

- oh shit they burned his house

- I know this actor!!!

- its bratac!!! He is against the goaulds too right so he can help them

- "warriors of great skill and cunning"

- bra'tac is INTENSE

- ALRIGHT HE JUST SAID SAM CANT FIGHT BC SHES A WOMAN AND THEN CALLED DANIEL A TWINK BRATAC IS NOW CANCELLED

- "who are you calling a hasac!.......whats a hasac"

- oh his insults were a test. Unrelated but gimme a sec to cancel an air strike

- sg1 passed bratacs vibe check I guess

- damn hes 133? Doesnt look a day over 40

- Daniel and Sam sent on a kiddie mission

- lmao why does Jack think hes in charge

- Bodyguard!Sam for Daniel ❤❤❤❤

- sam this is no time for church you can confess later

- his wife seems nice 🙃

- hey lady wtf he just saved your son from worm impregnation calm down

- SLAP! zero effect. Minimal damage

- oh alright maybe she got half a point

- aw father and son 💙

- oh hes sick thats why she wanted it in him! Ok I get it now

- Meanwhile!........ Goauld soup

- "on 4!" Lmao

- I agree with Daniel. You got one so just smash the others. Theyre not gonna be used for anything good I can tell ya that

- HOLY FUCK DANIEL JEEZ

- goauld soup:

Daniel:

- damn hes changed O.O

- ah shit is his kid gonna die I cant deal with that :(

- tealc noooo dont give up your symbiote youre so sexy aha

- oh this is so nasty

- sam covering Daniel from the grenade😭😭👏👏💖💖💖

- OH MY GOD I didnt even think of using the one they stole to save tealc!!!

- ok Keep Moving means KEEP MOVING

- literally what are you doing. You can take your wife and kid with you? Back to the sgc? Its not that hard. They can literally just go with you

- bratac kicks ASS

- "I will cross that bridge when i come to it"

- if bratac teaches ryac the same as he taught tealc than that kid should be fine

- BYE BRATAC! I'm sure I'll see you again ☺

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Whump under the cut

Tealc whump: medical table, visions, crying, crying out, emotional, dying, weak, unconscious

🎶listening to Stand by Rascal Flatts🎶 for tealc going thru shit and still coming out okay :')