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Top 5 Odd Places To Dance

1. The Courthouse

Bit of an odd place to dance, think in most cases it would even be considered disrespectful. Bonus points for when i read the title to someone they thought it was about divorce

Dancability: 3/5 (location; 1/5 song; 4/5)

2. On Quicksand

Honestly sounds a bit dangerous, but honestly who am i to judge if you wanna do a little shimmy shake over some quicksand im not your dad.

Dancability: 1/5 (location; 0/5 song; 2/5)

3. In A Burning Room

You know what i can see it, big enough room that you’re not instantly suffocating on smoke that would look cool as shit, understandable i would too. Maybe not super practical in real life but thats not gonna stop me.

Dancability: 4/5 (location; 3/5 song; 2/5 +1 cool aesthetic point)

4. With The Devil

Now im sure there are plenty of you out there who would love that but me personally im good. Extra Bonus Points for The Characters™️.

Dancability: 2/5 (location; 1/5 song; 3/5)

5. In The Panic Room

I mean might as well tbh. Like if you’re in there anyways why not. Bonus points for the wordplay in the title.

Dancability: 5/5 (location; 4/5 song; 5/5)