#theyll...grow to accept them in time but :( it sucks for a while.
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Always, always you.
Cap despises the fact that even when theyre finally happy, shimmering again like they did in their youth... their mistakes and limitations continue to haunt them.
These are days where they dont even want to see their tentacles.
#imagine that you finally start literally glowing with joy again and your patterns make you look like youre...half dead.#splatoon#splatoon fanart#agent 3#captain 3#opal owl’s nest#SOMEONE GIVE THIS POOR SQUID A GODDAMN BREAK THEYVE BEEN IN WAR SINCE THEY WERE 14#they!!! hate!!! their body!!!! oh my god they HATE seeing it bc of the crisscrossing sickly green patterns. they hate being reminded of#their disability. their limits. what they cant do anymore.#theyll...grow to accept them in time but :( it sucks for a while.#hello gang! guess its 3s turn in the emotional blen- Im not finishing that sentence
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professor!dante is js a lil nasty bastard😞 i need him
when he’s explaining whatever the fuck his class is abt hes just flexing his arms to subtly show them off,,, undoing one or two of buttons on his shirt,,, he also loves winking!! evil ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)
but he has his eyes set on user!! he does everything he can to have user all alone w him,, even js 4 minutes:3 the other students r jealous as hell LMFAOOO
he purposefully fails user tests and made their grades drop:3 he isnt doing it out of malice, he swears!! hes js want user desperate enough to accept his personal tutorings (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)
n oh lord,,, those fucking personal tutorings,,, hes a slut. to me he does that lil thing where he is touching user while asking questions abt the test, theyll answer successfully n he lets them cum but if they dont he edges them:333
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🍓NON… splendid meal as always i might’ve wolfed this down >.<;;…
ITSSOSOSOS ICKY YUCKY and HE DOES NOTTTT CARE!!! freak is his middle name.. and i laik to imagine that he gets pouty when his advances don’t work at first on user… laik Grow the fuck up you are a GROWN ASS MAN!1!1!1! THAT IS YOUR STUDENT YOU WEIRDO!!!
attention whore UGHHHGH TO THE WXTREME! always bending over to show off his ass… IVAGREE ON TH BUTTONS! talm bout how hot it is and rolls his sleeves up and undoes the first 2 buttons on his shirt… laik vro we are in the middle of winter get OWWWWT!!!!!!!
the other students are FACTUALLY pissed… laik dante will ask for volunteers but proceed to pick on you—when the FUCK did you raise your hand??? everyone’s baffled, but it doesn’t matter, because now he’s ushering everywan out of his class and getting you alone, and—did he just lock the door….. (◞‸◟) ;;?
lauv LAUUUVS seeing user disheartened and get desperate after getting a poor result on their assignments. he knows damn well just how much research, time, and thought had been put into their work, but uh oh! you actually missed this, and this, and… ehh issa 39/100!
he’s making up shit that had NEVER been on the rubric, but it’s not like you can say anything against him, he’s your professor! he knows more than you do, and makes you think you’ve actually made careless mistakes<3 he loves his job hihi
100% ON THE LAST PART!!! cmon, you’ve gotta memorize this stuff for the upcoming exam! loves hearing you whine and having you clench around his fingers. he’s a bastard, so he’ll continue to tease you even if you get the answers right! he just loooves feeling your walls squeeze him ,,,don’t blame dante!
and it’s GENIUS because once the exam actually rolls around, he can see you squirming in your seat, nibbling at your writing utensil as you try to think clearly but get hit with thoughts about how your professor made you cum and sob with just a few touches multiple times! if you look up you can see him grinning…. YUCK!
i also dew think he may make yu suck him off under his desk.. gotta make up your low score somehowwww ;; :3
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2/3 And we are now at the scene where Ted and Blake see each other again *squeals like a crazy person* ‘BLAKE! HES BACK! THATS THE MAN THAT TED DESERVES! Im so fucking happy he’s back! Please tell me he’s back, i missed you so much baby boy’ ‘who the fuck is this dude? You know who would’ve made this finale better? *looks at me all sad* The pickle guy!’ And we are now at the scene where they say bye to mel and linds and and lindsay says she meant justin when she asked if Brian will be okay ‘why wouldnt he be okay? It was just a called off wedding which is a good thing. They’ll be fine. (Brian says bye to gus) this fucking sucks. He cares so much about that kid and they took him away. I kinda wish he called him sunny boy though. Fuck this thing’ and we are officially at the last Britin scene and this is where i realized he has no fucking clue whats about to happen. ‘Wait whats going on? What flight? What? *he is now a little teary eyed and has moved from sitting back to being on edge of the seat with his elbows on his knees while covering his mouth and he is stressed* WAIT HES LEAVING? Hes going to new york? What the fuck is going on? No. (Justin says “ill be back” and he officially tears up) no no no thats not what its supposed to happen. He just said everything costs a fortune! So he’s clearly not ready! It was one review! LINDSAY YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS! Nooooo’ Brian says justin doesnt know if theyll see each other again ‘FUCK DOES HE NOT KNOW THAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? PLEASE GO WITH HIM! WHAT IS HAPPENING’ Brian starts his only time speech *he now started crying a little while being completely silent but when Brian said “never again” he chocked up* *said through tears while sounding like hes being chocked* ‘it does matter. It matters to me.’ *cries even more while speaking very softly* he kept the rings. Of course he did.’ Justin says they dont need rings ‘oh now you say that. Where was this a season ago?‘ and now thee sex scene is being shown and he has tears streaming down his face and is completely silent but occasionally sobs *huge gasp* ‘WAIT IS THAT? IS THAT THE PILOT SEX SCENE BEING SHOWN ON THEM? THEIR FIRST AND LAST TIME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Did they really do that? Who is that sick in the head to do that to me? What the fuck is happening. This is fucking killing me bro’ the fade out scene is about to happen and he is fully crying while having both of his arms in his hair and Brian looks at Justin and then puts his hand in his hair and this man started full on sobbing. ‘No no no no, why would they do that? They deserve a happy ending together! Theyve been through too much to not end up happy and together. Come on why? (Fade out scene happens) *starts crying even more* NOOOO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS? THATS SO FUCKED UP’ And now its showing Brian alone at his loft and my brother is still crying but he’s trying to calm down ‘so he’s just alone now? (Mikey walks in) bro fuck off, we’re kinda going through something here.’ ‘I dont get him. Brian finally accepted that he is growing old or up or whatever and maturing and that it doesnt make it the end of the world. Something that michael literally told him to do and now its all SOME THINGS ARENT MEANT TO CHANGE. I wonder what thats aimed at. Fuck you all!’ ‘No we arent dancing mike! We are sad because Blondie is gone. BRING HIM BACK! NOW. I DEMAND A REFUND!’ Brian and Mikey start dancing ‘what the fuck is this? No i hate this. Why am i crying again?’ The club starts changing with the lights and everything and he is once again fully sobbing. He literally fell back on the couch and covered his face and cried and then went back to watching ‘whats going on? What the fuck is going on? Are we all hallucinating the club or? So the club is back? Oh fuck them for this song! I cried at that hospital scene because of it and now here it is again.’
who the fuck is this dude? You know who would’ve made this finale better? *looks at me all sad* The pickle guy!’ HA! George! RIP George and Vic (maybe they’re hanging out in heaven?)
LINDSAY YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS Well, Brother Anon, let me introduce you to “anti-character” fics and alllllllll the anti-Lindsay fics in this fandom. LOL.
Oh god the only time scene. Look, I LOVE THAT SPEECH. It is an incredible speech about the nature of love and how it transcends time, space, and universe and how it persists. No one can listen to that speech and tell me that Brian hasn’t changed. It is incredible.
I just don’t understand why Justin has to go to NYC ORRRRR Brian could go with him. You know? Gus is in Canada, Mikey is married and boring, and NYC has always been his dream. So like. WHY.
It’s like they went to the stupidest idea in the world aka marriage and then overcorrected to the equally stupidest idea in the whole world, separating them.
AND FINE IF YOU HAVE TO SEPARATE THEM IT IS OKAY THEIR LOVE TRANSCENDS SPACE AND TIME AND UNIVERSE BUT…
#ask winderlylandchime#dear sweet anon#queer as folk#a straight man watches qaf us 2000 in the year of our lord 2023
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