#theyd just be goofy as hell i think

[kiwibirdlafayette]

disappears into my rarepair corner have some mumbo x jimmy . The (iron) miner and the canary, two easily flustered sillies :3c

[crushedsweets]

emptying my askbox :3

half is creepypasta related half is random chatting

ahhh. i used to roll you guys around the playground

i feel like theyd be pretty evenly matched actually.... but im on kates side anyway

THE PLUG COSTUME IS INSANEEEEE BUT ALSO TRUE HE WOULD GO TO SPIRIT HALLOWEEN W HER AND GRAB THAT SHIT AND SHED GET SO HEATED HAHAHA

i also see liu as older!! swapping jeff n liu would be crazy. i think i already kinda talked about it but i cant remember ? ! something along the lines of jeff trying to protect liu but also toughen him up and he ends up just being an asshole T_T

if he told me to get out of bed id be scared as hell that this random grown man is in my home

iim so grateful. i needed this

what r these depressed ass men being toxic about....

please be wary this will lead to infection

yes i have but its not super my thing!

me when im buff as fuck

i love her music

the way i said id do this and then got nervous and stressed with school. i wanna open comms with only 1 slot at a time. LMFAO

?!??! DO WHAT

thank you anon!! <3 i hope ur doing good

this is so funny to me but also im glad u get to enjoy the beast

i like when i get asks that have nothing to do with me/creepypasta/my blog and i just have to be a little confused about it

please this man is not good for you please pleas eplease be cautious

dont do this to me

please.

i SWEAR i responded to this but apparently i didnt???! anyway i see it i hear it i understand it i think itd be funny to make a tiktok w a breaking bad audio

true.... i shouldnt be embarrassed to let this man eat..

WHY R U HATINGGGGGGG

i just know ej is pretentious as hell abt fast food

he's drooling EVERYWHERE. he's sick and just staring blankly at a wall with a paper towel under his cheek n its hella wet. GGROSS

please financially compensate me

ok so i cant draw this cuz im sleepy and also i think it would be hard to draw BUT. nina would fail and hurt herslef. toby would fail but keep doing it over and over and over until he does it, and now hes really good at backflips.

thank you.

thank u sm anon!!!!!!! :3 i like loser toby too he's goofy

THANK YOUUU TEDDY BEAR ANON such a cute emoji tysm

i really think youre onto something here anon.. i really do

[lotusarchon]

Greetings, Sagii

Please make reader forcefully shove inkay in clothes, i cannot keep thinking of him butt ass naked, they ruin the fucking vibe i hate them (affectionate)

i always had the hc theyd shapeshift to wear clothes, theyd have better fashion than i do lol (probably would still wear a wolf shirt and shorts, dork)

anyways, that is all from your humble jester

Kind regards, Anx

Reader: Bro why the fuck are you always naked

Inky: I got no genitals why is that a problem

Reader: ...I'm hosing you down out of spite

Inky: WAIT WAIT WAIT- dies from water

I think one of the funniest things ever is we KNOW his ass can shapeshift and wear clothing...he just doesn't wanna while looking like MK 😭

"Get. Into. These clothes. Now." You're out of breath and huffing, cheeks flushed from all that running around you've been doing. Your living room is smudged with a trail of inky puddles, and your special handmade couch pillows (courtesy of Mei) are tossed all over the room.

Simplicity's sake, you're an absolute mess.

And it's all their fault.

Inky looks up from their hiding spot across the couch from you. They're like an annoyingly agile cat―any movement you make, they're prepared to dash. The ink stains the armchair they rest upon, giving you one more thing to stress about cleaning. At this point, you might as well start investing in an all-black home. It might be hell to live in and your friends might think you're becoming emo...but it's better than cleaning up ink stains at any rate.

"Darling, you're always stressing," they have the audacity to chide, their tail curling into a heart shape behind them. In a normal day, you might be a bit happy at the site. Now, you only have the urge to grab that tail and yank them to the bathroom. "Does it matter that I'm naked? My form is infinite and shapeless!"

"Doesn't matter. Your ass is always out and there's only so much I can take!" You dash to the side. Inky acts quickly and jumps across the couch, skittering to another part of the room. They are, quite literally, hanging from the ceiling like a demonic creature.

Ah, wait...they are technically...ugh, nevermind.

Your eye throbs as you shake a fist at him. "I'll catch you eventually! You know that!"

"That timing will arrive when hell freezes over, darling. Best to admit de―DID YOU FUCKING THROW A VASE AT ME?!"

That indeed you did. It's just your luck you remember a vase of water with your favorite cactus nearby. You'll have to find another one soon, but for now, seeing it hit it's mark, splashing water on the ink demon, gives you a sense of utter satisfaction. Inky slips from his position, landing with a wet plop to the floor.

They're still reeling from the smack, and thus you jump at the opportunity to capture them.

There's tussling, hissing, and at some point you're pretty sure they might've bitten your butt, but it's worth it when Inky sits and glowers at you on the floor, dressed in one of your old shirts and pants. He looks...goofy, actually...

"You're the worst," they complain. "And your sense in fashion sucks."

"Do you want me to get the hose?"

"....no..."

"Exactly. Be quiet."

[meandtheyeehaws]

Hey, I just wanted to say, I LOVE your art, and I've even rereading some of your comics whenever I feel like it. (Their just so fun and goofy). And I was wondering if there was any kind of plot or anything you really wanted to share about you "Mikey Street artist AU" or the crossover with Miles? (I just found I LOVE the idea of street artist Mikey omg, and the way you draw him is so funky)).

Like. What do you imagine the brothers reaction would be from the painting if they ever found out?

And what would the dynamic between Miles and Mikey be?

I'm just so interested in these they sound so fun 🥺

the basic plot is still of rise bishop in the end chasing him but ive never actually thought about a real ending for the au before... i dont think theyd react that badly, tbh donnie prob knows first cuz bro has cameras all over the city cmon, but he also wont snitch cuz he does trust in mikeys independence and knows hell come to them if he actually wants to talk about stuff.

leo then finds out by mikey actually telling him and he is his man in the corner whos like "i wont tell raph cuz u dont want me to. but also i think u SHOULD tell him urself, cuz i rlly dont think he will react as badly as u imagine it in ur head."

raph prob finds out after bishop gets involved and stuff gets a little dangerous and in the end theyll have a big moment of "i now know i SHOULDVE told u, but i was scared" and "i see now how i am sometimes i can be a little overprotective but u can still always come to me big man" and then they hug THE END

hope this made sense, who knows i might draw more comics for this in the future

[s0lar-ch3ri]

mythborning in the year of our lord 2024

do we think about how ryan and aster probably never fully accepted connor being dead. after the first day reset and shit i mean. theyd go to bed, silently hoping tomorrow theyd wake up and itd be like that day never happened, hell maybe they get set back again to the day of the big game. and they both just. they dont want to think of the idea that connors gone.

asters the one who trys to fight for him back. she makes up new reasons and such as to why hes not gone, ways they could possibly bring him back (it doesnt help that in this state she sounds so much like him about his brother). she looks through her dads artifact collections, seeing if any would make sense in any way to bring him back to life, losing care of its cost. she even tries to find his book or something of its nature, but finding that, if even possible, doesnt help because its a book made to kill not bring to life again. i dont imagine asters religious, not in the sense that she doesnt think gods are real (one is her mother), but that she never felt a pull to worship one. for the first time in her life, she tries to pray. she prays to her mother, reciting every word and performing every detail, squishing the tears from her eyes because god she cant let herself be seen so broken by this boy infront of a divine being and sure its the first time shes tried reaching out like this but she just needs one chance to talk to her. of course, whether or not it works and she sees her, she doesnt revive him. the day doesnt reset and he comes back to life. and somewhere inside her she knows this couldnt have worked, shes the daughter of a goddess and knows the balance of mortality and immortality. shes known he was gone the moment the rats attacked. thats why she fought so hard, because the small amounts of divine energy she held surely could beat what has been written by those above her just this once, just for him.

ryan doesnt let himself break. he has a floatball team to be on and an act to keep up and a friend who needs him. he doesnt have the ability to stop and let himself process how hed join in the bullying of "con-nerd" and how he gave ryan that hug before going to that gym and getting to see the vulnerable sides of connor when he talked about or even showed them (he probably showed him his friends) his brother. sure, he may know what its like to have lost family and connor was close in a way similar (might be a small shipper of those two. what of it. /lh they can be friends too ofc) and now hes gone and hell never get to hear him call ryan stupid when hes wearing his goofy grin or does something actually dumb. ryan, whos meant to be strong, let his friend get crushed by rats. and he wont break. he'll just tell gary to fuck off when hes caught tearing up after a floatball game because he had to look in the stands and know that connors not gonna be there selling hotdogs again. he can just put another lie in his act when hes looking in these history textbooks and say he wasnt thinking of olden magic usages and how they might be able to bring him back, closing his eyes so he doesnt gaze on them.

it takes ryan grabbing asters wrists and looking her dead in the eyes and telling her "i dont fucking like it, but connors gone. you know it. i know it. this is just gonna hurt you more. please. i cant lose one more person." it takes her looking in ryans eyes to see how theyre tired and dried out and his muscles seem to instinctively hold up a smile and how his grips just slightly too strong and yet he just is so tired and wants more then anything his best friend back. his breaths getting shakey and louder and he starts sniffling and she just grabs him down and they become sobbing messes of kids on the floor because god fucking damn it connors gone and nothings magically fixing this and nothing will be the same ever again.

it takes them a bit to figure out where his gravestone is. its empty. they should have honored him sooner, they know it, but they just wanted to hope that it wasnt just connors memory they had left living.

[wackpedion]

do my man fiddleford for the ask game

FUCK FUCK FUCK FIDDLEFORD HELL YEAH OK SO from this ask game:

favorite thing about them

HES SO GOOFY I LOV HIM...... SILLY LIL MAN!!!! I looove his theatrical evil-doing esp in The Legend of the Gobblewonker where he goes on talking about his past vengeance robot projectshehehe its so funny and silly yessss go create death bots!!!! gotta love a maniacle scientist.

least favorite thing about them

Nothing really ? Have no qualms in his character or writing. hes a pretty solid one all things considred.

favorite line

goddd i dont remember how it exactly goes but after he falls through the portal and he says "You'll bring about the end of the world with this!" to Ford . like idk that was such a strong moment it carried alot of weight and also marked like a turning point for Ford

brOTP

Him & Stan :3 they should get up to villainy and crimedoing together. mcgucket can craft the death rays stan can do the robbery. theyd be so goofy together i need to see more of themtogether

OTP

Fiddauthor HHHHHHHHHHHH killing killing OUH they hurt me

nOTP

erm ig him and bill ? like just cant see it sorrryy. they would definitely hate eachothers guts tho and thats funny af

random headcanon

He's left handed no i am not making any character i can see myslef in left handed what r u saying.

unpopular opinion

uhhh idk? dont think i got any.

song i associate with them

THE MEDICINE WILL NOT CONTROL ME FROM EURINGER OK OK LISTEN TO ME LISTEN. THE PARALLELS BETWEEN THE MEMORY GUN AND AND ADDICTION/SUBSTANCE ABUSE. THE REASSURING YOURSELF THAT UR NOT CONTROLLED BY IT BUT OHHH YOU SO ARE. BABY LETS GO TO WAR FUNCTION AT A HIGHER LEVEL THAN I EVER HAVE BEFORE

favorite picture of them

basically any shot of him in the weirdmaggedon finale with theeese repaired glasses HES SO SILLYYYYY EEEEEEEEE

[megalophobic-astronomer]

YOU. opinion on ttcc manager dynamics. do u have any headcanons

AHHHH I DO ! AND I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED. heres a few of my head thoughts grinnn. ill put them under the cut :3c

- flint, holly and ben are friends. a chum of mine pointed out their potential, given flint likes drama, ben spreads drama and holly starts drama ^__^ theyd be at a mall and watch people from the corner before sending holly out to start something for shits and giggles

- william and alton are sooo straightman funnyman duo to me. i think usual conversations between them consist of alton rambling on and on to say something so small in five hundred words, with william responding bluntly in two

- big love for brubuck but i need it to be said that dave and buck are goofy and best friends before theyre lovers. as in theyd do dumb shit together and they are the best of friends while being in love is more of a byproduct. i mean of course theyre in love. they broke the space time continuum to be together as high roller. if thats not love i dont know what is

- dana and tawney speak regularly now! i remember reading somewhere that dana was the host of suitopia fm, tawney’s favorite radio show. originally dana saw tawney as just a fan, but after some time theyre mutually pretty close!

- theres not much to basis this one off of, but i think itd be neat if buck ruffler and buck wilde were acquainted in some way. nothing much, usually just light hearted conversations between the two. usually ruffler getting wilde to speak more, in which wilde appreciates

- chip and spruce are soo. so important to me. this is less of a headcanon given the fact their friendship is canon, but i like to hope that they still close regardless of anything. no matter what chip is trudging through, spruce is stubborn enough to stay at his side. its sad spruce is unaware of the override, though ..

- cosmo would strangle buck if he wouldnt get fired for it. send the investors in

- i remember seeing one of daves vinyls in grahams room on his wall. maybe graham is a fan of dave? i really didnt take him to be much of a jazz guy, though. i dont think dave would like graham though. i for one think dave would put graham in a casket

- brian probably attempts to make some contact with winston. i think he finds winston interesting, but more in a subject type of way. of course, winston enjoys the company nontheless

- william Deeply dislikes desmond. and its mutual. desmond would beat the hell out of william, but unlike will he actually has some form of self control

- mary, misty and holly are pretty close, too! mary and holly are stated in canon to be pretty close, and im sure misty would be loved among them. i like to think theyre in a relationship, more of a subtle thing. theyd go to the movies together :3c

- i like to think that misty and chip are pretty close, too. in a similar way to the above, there is a bit of love, but again nothing more outside of polite acknowledgments — theyre still close! love language is just spending time or something. they both like the quiet which is funny given one of them is a Chainsaw and the other is a Storm

- alton and spruce are friends to me. they deserves to wreck destruction and laugh unintelligibly at eachother. mary hates both of them Deeply due to harming the ecosystem

- the three directors got somethin going on between them to me . dana wilde and desmond they probably play toono together and then the other two beat up the winner

- this ones rooted in canon, belle and dave having some kind of beef thats usually limited to verbal back and forth insults. why is the meemaw and the jazzman fist fighting. dave youre going to be put in a grave belle is scary strong

- cathal and flint should be friends i think. theyd play vidya games together ^__^ the he theys are playing mario kart its true

- prester hates the Entire litigation team. that old man Hates them with a Burning passion. the only one he somewhat enjoys is barry. courtney, mundie and kilo are plotting to kill prester i think!

- also erfit sads and high roller are all friends. shrugs

and thats everything i can think of off the top of my head :-] thanks for the ask 🫶

[okthatsgreat]

which of your ocs do you think you'd get along with irl? which do you think you absolutely would not be able to get along with, or who wouldn't like you?

GHBFSGBDFJH hiiiii whoever this is. i love u...................................................................................<3

im gonna do this list in order from MOST LIKELY to get along with to LEAST LIKELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! theyll be ranked on if i were to meet them in a relaxed environment which means NO killing game and NO dnd plot making their lives hell YAY!

sae: removed from a killing game scenario its reaaaaalllyyy hard to get her to not like you and also shes chill as fuck. she isnt my age but she'd give awesome advice and also i would definitely be texting her just to get back the most random bullshit from her brick phone. no notes here i have GOT to sit on a dock at night and talk shit with him

ryobe: so despite being the antagonist of his season outside of killing game stuff he is genuinely a very very fun person to be around!!!! also VERY easy to make laugh i think i could get along with this guy. now he is the greatest person to like idk Be Emotional to? not really but id have a great time taking him to go bowling. killing game scenario he'd be a lottttt lower

erin: you'll notice im splitting erin and pippy here because the answer is going to be very different LMFAO but erin and i would get alonggg :] she's real goofy and i need to introduce her to dnd i think she'd thrive there. also she's australian so if these people were real she'd have the best shot of being nearby. BONUS!

yoshito: he's just a nice guy :) but he's genuine about it like youre gonna notice a few of these ocs are nice but they tend to be rather surface level..... yoshito is for real a compassionate guy LMFAO. probably wouldnt share the EXACTTT same sense of humor as him and he's definitely one to pry a little into your personal business if he catches anything off about your behavior. which yknow sometimes is uncool but ultimately he's a good person so i cant imagine not liking him

naomi: heavy emphasis on this being a RELAXED scenario but i think we would be chill :) she's very awkward at first but i would think all her jokes are funny on account of being very easy to make laugh . we'd go play video games together. the dream. i do think our combined lack of ability to text people back will eventually kill us though GHFDHG

ruth: again not exactly my age and clearly busy being a mom but she's the type of woman who would have just absolutely fascinating stories to tell you at a family gathering before she slips away into oblivion again LMAO. but shes still pretty reserved and while i dont think i have any traits thats gonna make her hate my ass she also isnt gonna be super open with me so i cant see a super close relationship or anything LMAO. in my dream blunt rotation however. gotta get her on that dock with saeunn

mika: we're both average so she won't have a complex about anything, i can't imagine we'd be reaaallyyyyy close friends just because she doesnt have a very good sense of humour and she can be a bit blunt lmao. but we'd manage to get along if we were put in a group project or something

olli: MY FIRST DND OC TO MAKE IT HERE LMFAO i lovveeee making dnd/bg3 characters that would be terrible to hang out with in real life. olli is cool though id think they were funny. ill be very honest in saying that we arent gonna be lifelong pals or anything on account of how completely different our personalities are but they would be fascinating to spend a few days with. cant imagine theyd find anything about me they deem deplorable if anything they see my weak ass and vow to "shield me from thy wicked enemies" or something

billie: we'd be fine??? don't think we'd actively be making plans together on account of her being fifteen years old and really awkward

rie: we'd also get along but it's very surface level. she doesn't have much of a sense of humor unfortunately and we share very little interests!!! she's very lovely and all but there isn't much to connect over

andi: this is like. the true neutral point here because she truly is just siri

pippy: this is a character that is SUPPOSED to be really annoying to anybody that isn't an actual child and i do think i'd find that high energy difficult to keep up with lmaooo, also pippy wouldnt be making a huge effort to get to know me or anything! she's lots of fun though and definitely sweet

null: this one was hard ghfjgsdfkg. null is objectively very well-spoken, but this is often through blunt, unexpressive speech. not to mention they are very unnerving like i can not lie to you i would find them really off-putting at first. but the thing is they are up this high because i think they have longevity yknow.................. if im kind to it and give it a nice wave they will eventually mimic that wave back at me. i cant even explain it but i think we could get along. or maybe i am severely overestimating my abilities to talk to a cleric of a murder god but its whatever

sadie: okay so sadie is extremely charming. unfortunately she is extremely charming it's part of her character she is good at talking to people and i am not immune to this. i think sadie would be a lovely person to talk to a few times but hanging out with her for too long is eventually going to get me involved in some ungodly drama LMFAO. without a killing game level scenario to humble her she is going to get very annoying very quickly, and she VERYYY likely sees me as somebody easily manipulated

finnea: similar to sadie she is extremely charming, only put a knob lower due to how quick she is to disappear. would make little effort to truly get to know me and wouldn't make an effort to reveal anything about herself either, would kinda just make playful flirty comments that leave me going "oh yeah she seemed nice i guess"

nowhere: there's a bit of a jump here between finnea and nowhere i reckon because now we're getting into "i would probably dislike them initially" territory........ nowhere at the beginning of her story is like. an asshole LMFAO or at least she's just really loud and kinda abrasive and really doesn't make any effort to get to know people or help them. honestly most likely scenario is we both just say a blunt hi and then go our separate ways

elese: sigghhhhh it makes me so sad to say this it really does. but elese and i would not get along HGFKGSDJHJFKD shes dead last because i can say without a doubt we would both not like each other at first glance....... she would think she's of a much higher rank than me and i would find her very pretentious and cocky............... and if i was to be a little kind and say that this is POST character development elese we still dont have a whole ton in common unfortunately!! besides maybe music but even then she is very very classically trained... love her to death but it would not be fun meeting her in real life and that is why shes awesome <3

[jellyaibo]

So, like in countries in East Africa (more specifically the horn of Africa) we have this thing called a werehyena (which is like a werewolf but a hyena)

And I was wondering, since you draw Loser as a werewolf what if you drew like idfk cake as a hyena so like they could be matching

yes. oh hell yes i saw this and couldnt stop thinking abt werehyena cake so i just had to make him real . AND HE LOOKS BADASS

i tried making him more toony (hence the refs....smiles) oh and also a fun bit is bc of cakes size his robot arms probably...wont fit too well so theyd either look rlly goofy on him or they just pop off

plus plus....height diff....these guys are big.....and now they match :O)

[hmshermitcraft]

(theme) the world is filled with hybrids, of all sorts of mobs, animals, shapes and colors. the knowledge of the existence hybrids is like knowing how to breathe. however, theres this small town of just. some dudes. literally just a group of 20 or so humans. they're called the hermits, and you'd think theyd be "normal" in comparison to a world of pure uniqueness. but you couldn't be more wrong. doc m. resident hybrid doctor and lab experiment gone very wrong finds out about this little town he (very) lovingly hates them all. (at least they don't ooh and ahh at him like some of the few other humans- and hell even hybrids do.) idk i thought of this and found it goofy if the hermits where literally just Some Guys -tn

actually, add on to my previous ask (mb) heres some actual plot lmao

sometimes, doc blinks, and thinks that the hermits aren't what they seem to be. sometimes, a few are fae. some are vampires, and hell he even thought there were a few eldritch beings in there. there are beings there that are in fairytales. but when he refocuses, they're always human, and they never act as anything else. they know they're human, and they are fine with that.

doc couldn't be more fascinated. because this town may as well be any other. hidden in plain sight.

(secretly, he wonders if any other hybrids see the things he does. maybe he's been messing with the limits of reality too much. but he swears sometimes when he kisses ren, his canines are sharper than usual, and he has a tail going a mile a minute.)

-tn

The thing is, Doc wouldn't mind. Look at him, he's hardly the person to be bothered about hybrids of the more mysterious kind. It just seems as if the hermits are genuinely unaware they might be anything but human.

Doc is a curious person, but he doesn't care enough to interfere in their lives. He's happy with Ren, even if he feels sometimes like he's seeing a window to another world. He'll find dog hair around the house, but when he puts it in the bin, it seems to vanish. He swears he's stood on something that squeaked, but Ren didn't hear anything.

Doc doesn't know what this all is. But he hopes whatever alternate version of him is out there is taking just as good care of Ren as Doc is.

[midnxght-sweet-time]

for jade's beta explanation it said his design was punk until it mellowed out for octavinelle, so maybe that's what actually happened to jade.

and id say likely jade would have a chance at winning strictly because floyd would likely also join in on the fight for fun.

in this video you can briefly see some beta designs. but its not the greatest view of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHWAQf-eok0&t=3s

Ok. Exclude Floyd, their abilities, and just make them fight physically. No help no nothing. Just fist fight in the back alley.

Tho then again I feel like no matter what Jade still have the better chance at combat-

But besides that, the video? Its actually pretty gud. Ngl id feel like if they kept the tweels design like that, theyd prob be a lot more intimidating. But Beta Azul lookin kinda goofy.

Oh but Malleus though— imagine evil Malleus. Im pretty sure Malleus had like a conductor like look with a conductor hat and dare I say— a whip.

And was Epel suppose to be a girl??? Idk if my eyes decieved me cuz im sure as hell that looks like a poofy dress. Was my guy crossdressing? Was NRC suppose to be a normal school???? I NEED ANSWERS-

But alot of these were just reveals to their beta designs. I find that Beta Riddle makes the most impact for me is cuz of the fact he was THIS close to becoming canon. Man I really wanna see what was Chap 1 suppose to be like before Yana decided to scrap it.

Like I need crumbs. You cant give me beta Riddle and expect me to not get invested like— skakskakskaks MMMMMMMM

So you think Heartslabyul chapter was the original Svanaclaw story? Like how Leona boutta try and break Malleus' ankles with a stampee? Instead Riddle decides to go full on anarchy for reasons unknown? Hmmmm

[mumpsetc]

i don't go here but from what little ive seen wasn't fan the one being all parental over the egg? why the fuck is test tube the one who stays behind and talks about her "motherly instincts" that lady should be creating some goofy unethical rube goldberg machine.

Also i can't help but think it would've been actually interesting as fuck if they leaned into the intrinsic horror of bots creation instead of it being like a "#socute family moment" like aren't test tubes unethicalness and fans ii obsession supposed to be negatives? they literally did something 1. extremely unethical and 2. extremely parasocial they should be in HELL

Inanimate Insanity Unfortunately is Deeply Misogynistic So a Good Third of the S3 Women are Just Variations of "Mom Friend" Despite Characters Like Test Tube Probably Never Caring About Children Ever.

ALSO YEAH YOUD THINK In a Reality Game Show Theyd Say Something About That Culture Resurrecting a Popular Character for Views But Nope! Thats Ignored for a Trite Plot About Found Family. Also ii Has Had a Consistent Problem of Viewing Both Fan and Test Tube's Weird Disregard for Boundaries as Quirks and Not Flaws, Which Works In a Comedy But When Youre Trying to Be Emotional About It It Just Falls So Very Flat.

[electrificata]

i think that an interesting facet of american society. is that the gigantic economic engine of the entertainment industry has created, in effect, a hypervisible untitled aristocracy (celebrities). and the main way of ENTERING this aristocracy is via looks and charisma. obviously money and connections play a role, but the thing that gets you into hollywood if you dont have money is...looks and charisma, and the thing that keeps you in front of the camera after your parents put you there initially is...looks and charisma. and COINCIDENTALLY looks and charisma are excellent ways to make the normals not hate you. you can indulge in the worst excesses of wealth in public and if you show a little leg or you have a little goofy je ne sais quois...its harder to get mad at you. and yeah, sure, we watch every day as famous people lose and win in small ways, as women and people of color (and men who put a foot wrong and dont have the connections to save themselves. thinking of brendan fraser.) get torn to shreds at the center of the panopticon, but that doesnt shatter the illusion that this could be you.

the idea is this: if you have that certain, nebulous Star Quality (so nebulous that you usually know when you have it but you also cant be completely sure when you DONT have it. because what if its waiting to emerge). anyway if you have it. you can ascend and become a like, viscount of calabasas or something. and you will be loved. and you will be defended. and you can take a private jet wherever you want and a lot of internet weirdos will defend you. and us exhausted and stressed and burned-out people outside the aristocracy, we do that defending in big and small ways, because a movie or tv show is the thing that makes us feel better after a long day of working a shitty job, or taking care of family with limited help, or searching for work in a brutal, inscrutable market.

and the people who are really fucking the world up can do that...well not completely out of sight, but with a hell of a lot less scrutiny than theyd get otherwise. and im not here to defend hollywood under-upperclass - taylor swift get rid of the fucking pj, brad pitt we all remember your dealings with weinstein. im just saying its an interesting way of harnessing a natural, intangible human resource like "charisma" and putting it on the political chessboard. we used to consider actors and artists almost as low-down on the social ladder as we do sex workers. then the duke fell from grace, and we put an actor in a nice doublet and pushed him out onstage to take his place.

[meetthesoldier]

hi i gotta know abt ur matt thoughts. i am so down to hear anyone's matt thoughts any time

thank you for asking anon i love matt i love talking about matt heis so fucking goofy. heres a complimentary doodle before the headcanon dump

obligatory queer hc list . asexual, aromantic... considers himself above human concepts of gender. also as an extra thing hes intersex lawl

externally resembles a mishmash of a human and some bird-characteristics but internally is kind of erm. gross? doesnt have quite as many organs as hes supposed to yknow. less bones than the average person. darker blood than youre meant to have. nobody can figure out exactly what the hell is goin on w him because whenever anyone asks he just says something akin to "wouldnt you like to know, weatherboy"

doesnt have parents. like at all. just popped into existence one day fully formed. have you ever seen a star be born? its like that. hes a star. marvel at his being.

npd swag (everyone loves him :.-}!)

smokes HELLA weed. used to being lectured for it since he doesn't even bother to step outside 99% of the time

TERRIBLE at dancing. likes to do it when hes alone but refuses to do it in front of anyone else cus hes not risking the blow to his ego that is people pointing out that he dances like every white boy ever

despite oscars claims that he stifles his immense sexual appeal, the two actually start hanging out a decent bit after 3s ending. this is definitely because i think theyd have a lot of comedic chemistry and NOT me being biased for random minor characters being besties (lie)

listens to a lot of tv girl, car seat headrest, dazey and the scouts... fuckin virgin (joke at my own expense mostly)

"wow this place is a freakshow. i literally dont respect any of you"

urghhhh ive probably said a million other words abt him at some point but these are myy favorite thoughts of him

[henriiiii-1001old]

time to do a silly over here hey is it okay to ask u to pick one au u have, how would the aus cast do in among us. like who the fuck rages. i shit you not someone ran to the emergency button in a game i was in instead of reporting a body, i was very mad. werent even the imposter either. also hi other person who knows who i am. -silly

anyways i have the PERFECT THING to explain how theyd play among us :33333

introducing: tmc as the morning lobby/hafu lobby!!!!!

you dont need to know who they are to understand, just know that i am insane over them and i love among us videos sm still <333333

SO FIRST!!!! we have mark and sarah as 5up and hafu. 5up and hafu are noted as an iconic sibling duo, very much like the heathcliff siblings. they are also MASTER among us players, most notable for their incredible impostor plays (esp when together as an impostor duo). but besides that, mark and sarah play EXTREMELY well and like order to balance out the chaps of the lobbies.

next up we have jonah and adam the iconic dumb and dumber duo, dk and steve, respectively. they mostly do a lot of trolling. dk is mostly known in his older days for “throwing” a lot of the games, which i just have a feeling jonah would do a LOT. he does get a lot better overtime though!!! as for adam, he gets steve bc steve’s demeanor just 100% matches w adam man. and the lobby has claimed that steve can “roleplay as himself”, which is kind of what adam has been doing his entire life. dumb and dumber can be a powerful duo if they dont throw each other under the bus in the first round and have had some killer games!!!

next up i have thatcher as dumbdog. dumbdog is usually seen in a dark green color, which my brain just went “oh yeah thatcher lol.” however, dumbdog is a mix of a serious and silly player, going along with bits that he thinks are funny but also still being serious when he needs to be. i just think that captures thatcher SO WELL. also dumbdog’s laugh is just so good i might just make it thatcher’s laugh i love it sm.

next we have dave as junkyard. the entire thing with junk is that he’s the oldest in the group, and i think dave would play that role very well even if he’s not necessarily the oldest.

and this is where things get blurry. im not sure who would be who at this point, so i’ll just give a lil rundown of everyone else’s playstyles.

ruth is also a serious and silly player but leans more towards silly. maybe she’d be a good kara? idk

WAIT EVELIN IS MAYBE JANET. i mostly know janet for being so focused on being her role, especially snitch, and its just really entertaining imo. i just feel like evelin would be the same way, hyperfocusing on playing her role and such.

the alts are. okay at the game ig. gabe’s mostly alright but when he’s crew he’ll just get sussed for no reason and it pisses him off to hell and back. six is a VERY silly player. he’s probably a really good jester ngl. stanley i’d say is the best one! very tactical and plans out a lot of their actions. plays really good as both crew and impostor. puppet can be a REALLY good impostor if he knows how the specific role works. he does like to do a bit of fuckery here and there though bc he just likes being so silly goofy.

i didnt almost forget eden (lying) and soeaking of i feel like he’s still getting hsed to the game, likes to call too many buttons, gets caught too often, and misreads a lot of situations. but hymn’s still learning!!! he’s got a long way to go!!!!

uuhhh thats kinda all i have for now ig! also i probably should have clarified this is mostly for unholy gift.

[kate-les-bridge-stewart]

OK so I've been thinking about human DID!12 a lot and I decided to watch an interview with a couple DID systems for research and it gave me ideas.

I've decided Tiid (the dragon alter) is Basil's protector which is a common type of alter. They're pretty much exactly what they sound like, an alter identity who acts as the guardian or caretaker for other members of the system.

Tiid will front or copilot with other alters a lot if Basil or any other alters are stressed or uncomfortable. Hell copilot in the background to sorta provide comfort to whoever is fronting

Basils system like to refer to themselves as plural but they dont mind being called singular when referring to whoever is fronting

Their alter identities are real to them and they want to be respected as real beings with independent thoughts and feelings

I think alter!O would have a sorta rivalry with alter!missy over music taste. Like O loves breakcore and rap but missy thinks it's way too loud and obnoxious

So sometimes when O is fronting and enjoying some breakcore missy will occasionally try to force front to turn it off and it becomes an internal argument which Tiid has to break up

It initially was pretty scary for Basil and alter!11 having their host body being literally fought over but tiid being the wise dad he is has managed to bring O and missy's fights to a minimum

I'm thinking of making up some other original character alters for DID!12

I think basil would have a hyperfixation on skyrim and DND so many of his alters would be fictional or nonhuman

I think one of his alters would be a straight up animal. Like I'm thinking theyd be an elk or something

They're a yearling who fronts very rarely, they only really appear when hes been very stressed or hes outside in nature for a long time

I'm trying to get used to the way did systems describe how their identities work cus I know that it's wrong and very rude to identify them by like "oh which is the *real* one"

I think Basil is the host (or the identity that fronts the most often) and he acts just like 12 with some minor changes that primarily express his autism more

Like I said before tiid tends to integrate a lot but he also fully fronts the second most often

Missy and O tend to front pretty equally often and 11 fronts a little less often than them

11 is like a little that also is an adult. He has a classic childlike spirit and he gets positively triggered by things like toys and sweets and goofy hats

11 just calls himself 11 in this au cus I'm lazy lol

I wanna gush about Tiid a bit cus I'm having a lot of fun with him hehehe

So although the host body is human, whenever tiid fronts he actually sees his body as a dragon. Like he can see his tail and wings

Although dragons are huge naturally, tiid just sees his body as a human sized dragon. He walks bipedal but he does like walking on all fours occasionally (like in the short scene I wrote hehe)

Tiid will constantly keep his arms bent and tucked to his torso like a dragon tucks in their wings cus its comfortable for him.

If Tiid happens to front towards nighttime he will rearrange their bed into a nest of pillows and blankets.

I like to think dragons act a lot like cats so hed also have a habit of kneading the pillows as he preps his bed

He also acts like a cat in that he cleans and grooms himself a lot. He may not have fur to groom but he has to dust off his scales and groom his claws. He likes rubbing his face and head like a cat

Sometimes when hes bored hell also start playing with his tail. Like hell roll on his back and dangle the tip of his tail in the air while he swats at it

Tiid, and the system in general, are quite affectionate with their friends. Sometimes when bill is chilling doing work or whatever, tiid will rest his head on hers or her shoulder and just have this content smile. Sometimes hell sit on the floor next to her while she works and rest his head on her lap while she rubs his head

Its completely platonic, hes just very physically affectionate and likes giving his friends little reminders that he loves them :3

Also just for fun, he is attracted by laser pointers. Bill found this out and took complete advantage of it for weeks. She still gets a huge kick out of watching him chase it around