#they've all had several tankards of lambert's homebrewed white gull
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Lambert: Based on statistical evidence, I think the Bard is immortal.
Geralt: Why?
Lambert: He hasn't died yet
Eskel: That's... that's not how it works
Lambert: Have you seen the shit that bastard does? That bastard just won't die
#they've all had several tankards of lambert's homebrewed white gull#lambert will gloat in the most obnoxious way when they learn that jaskier is in fact immortal (or some creature with very long lifespan)#incorrect quotes#incorrect witcher quotes#the witcher#lambert#geralt of rivia#eskel#jaskier#immortal jaskier#creature jaskier
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