#they're trying so hard

[phantoms-world-and-more]

The fentons go to gothem

The fentons know dannys phantom and accept him, in the aftermath and guilt of hunting their own son the fentons decide to go on a trip

To where...

TO GOTHEM

But their the only ones who arent scared of the rouge gallery, please danny has a rouge gallery too and has been hunted by the government daily gothem is nothing.

So the fentons just do what ever they want?

There's a robbery at the store their in?too bad their is a sale and if a walking fortress isent present your not getting them out. They dont even stop shopping, the robbers see 2 teenagers just casually shopping, go to confront them, but they dont get far because the second they step 3 feet away from them the 5.2 walking stick of a teenager just kicked them in the face so hard they get knocked out, and continues just shopping.

They get caught in a fear gass attack? Jazz is going to phyco-analyse the crap out of scarecrow from 30 feet away and go on a rant about the ethical ramifications of fear gas.

The joker tries to involve these 2 kids in a hostages situation? Nope, danny didn't so much as let him within 20 feet of jazz before grabbing a metal pipe and going to town on him. Now when ever this kid sees him he just grabs the closes thing to beat him up with and tackles him.

He's jasons new favourite and is trying to help bruse adopt these 2.

When BAM a walking tank comes barging through followed buy a woman parcor-ing her way inside, both in jumpsuits.

What they dont expect is for the most intimidating man they've ever seen to burst into tears, saying about how they might not be the best parents but they do love them, dont take them away ect;

They also didn't expect the woman to pull out a freaking buzuka and start yelling about how those were her children, how dare you make her husband cry ect;

[mirdaniaa]

i'm sorry if this is unnecessarily bitchy but all the season 2 marketing all over nyc is giving me an indescribable ick

[bondedpairs]

if effort counted the sharks should be up several goals by now

[brytnoter]

hey anyone wanna see the cringiest(/gen) gayest(/neg) saddest(/pos) british 1977 railway safety short film ever made?

>:¬)

[chiyana]

The boys are Normal™ I am lying to you they're not they're unhinged and I love them

@marrede

[shishiikura]

Instagram is like please please use threads omg pweaseeee here's a cut off discourse post dont you wanna see what the rest says? don't you wanna argue? we even moved the share to story button one over so you'll reflexively hit the threads button instead just to make it easier 🤗✨

[ame-in-the-rain]

yeah my pronouns are ???????/her

[van-buren-supernova]

When tumblr tries to use an algorithm for content it's so messed up. The current post they're promoting "based on my likes" is something I have already liked...

Really put on your detective cap to find that one didn't ya bud

[attleboy]

sorry it took me too long to draw this guy i had to: 1. learn how to do a gummy effect, and 2. try to draw him in a way that doesn't make it obvious i'm a furry failed that last one but yknow what i'll take what i can get 👍

[soulerflaire]

Japanese people trying to do American accents in anime will never not be funny to me.

[dark-raven-feathers]

ya'll this reminds of yesterday in comp science these two guys wanted to sign up for Gender studies next year and they wanted to prepare by searching up different pronouns and genders. And they fell into this giant rabbit hole about neopronouns and spent like half of the class searching up neopronouns and sexualtities. At one point we all found out one of them didn't know what transgender was, which then fell into a different rabbit hole with genderqueer, which then fell into another rabbit hole with the grey area sexualities and by the end of it I think their brains were fried.

mom: complains about they/them pronouns being SO HARD to remember

me, barely refraining from telling her about the existence of neopronouns:

[fudgycat]

everyone calling reddit social media is wrong

it's a forum and message board platform not social media at least not in the same vain as other social media sites it doesn't work like twitter or instagram or tiktok

and I think this is why everyone on tumblr is more accepting of their refugees and not twitters (besides the twitter refugees bringing old discourse back)

because tumblr is also not what social media is thought of nowadays it's a blogging platform. both tumblr and reddit are similar in that they both reflect the internet of old, when forums and blogs and personal websites were more popular, a time when you didn't post about every little thing in your life, when you could be anonymous

and no matter how hard the ceos or the staff of either websites may try they can never fully transform into the next twitter or whatever without fundamentally changing what these websites are. which would be a death sentence

people aren't coming to these websites for social media, they're coming for the community, for the uniqueness, for the long discussions they can have without a character limit, for information, for anonymity. to browse the internet without feeling pressured into posting perfectly fake photos and stories about your life in a desperate attempt for likes and attention

[umblrspectrum]

"smaller mass" you say

[wardingshout]

Zelda goes mushroom girl

[urjustaguyonahorse]

something something the measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good something something

[soo-won]

no home by wanan. that's it that's the post