#they're so in love with each oth er

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FINALE!!!!!

Yao sits with his legs crossed, while hitting his hand with his fan. His team dimple were standing behind him whereas holding a serious death stare.

As expected by him, he looked as if he held all the power in the world.

Yao: bring him in!

Yes Huangdi!

Armed guards: *entering with Huaisang*

Yao: you guys can let go of him, but stand on your guard.

Sure Huangdi.

Yao: *smile* Huaisang, Huaisang, Huaisang.

Huaisang: San ge.

Yao: I was waiting till after the wedding.

So..... you were trying to manipulate my staff.

Huaisang: I....I don't know....

Yao: and you wanted to use er ge to kill me?

Huaisang: ..........San ge, I can explain.   

Yao: you can tell me. But I won't be amused.

Anyways speaking of amusement, Team D.

Xue yang: *lifts chin* yes emperor.

Su she: *rests his hands on A-Yao's shoulder.

Mo xuanyu: *strokes hair* you called?

Yao: he's all yours. Go mess with him.

Huaisang: no no, not team dimple!!! Please, San ge! They'll torment me.

Yao: do you want to be mauled by foxes?

Huaisang: ok fine, I prefer team dimple.

Yao: now tell me. What's the reason behind all of this.

Huaisang: no!

Su she: *kicks him* don't refuse him!

Xue yang: *touches nhs's face with a knife* you better open up. Or I'll open you up.

Huaisang: *trembling* I'm too handsome to die. Can you put away the knife. And I told you my plot already!

Mo xuanyu: see what I told you! Don't get on the wrong side of team dimple! Who cares if you told us! Confess your crimes.

Yi: my Huangdi, your tea.

Yao: lovely.

*sitting upright while sipping his tea*

Mo xuanyu: *sets huaisang's fan on fire*

Huaisang: nooooo, my fan!!!!

Xue yang: what a lousy little villain.

Crying over a fan.

Su she: you really think you can hurt him! You have to go through us first!

Mo xuanyu: where are his fans and NSFW comic books?!! I'll burn all of them to the ground!

Huaisang: I beg you! Leave my collection alone!!!

Yao: A-Yi, do I look cute?

Yi: yes your majesty.

Yao: I have used a new floof oil.

Yi: how delightful.  

You could never stop being the cutest hulijing ruler.

Yao: aww

Huaisang: don't touch my stuff....I'm ready to tell. San ge!!

Yao: what now. Can't a hulijing emperor talk to his eunuch.

Huaisang: San ge, I did it because I want fame and power! And that will only happen when you're gone!

Su she: *slaps*

Fuying: treason!

Yao: *laughing* it's fame and power you want. Didn't dage straighten you out? *sips tea* 

Huaisang: yes! And I'll get everything to get it!

Su she: *grabs Huaisang by the hair* what to do with him!

Xue yang: throw him in the cold palace again.

Mo xuanyu: he doesn't deserve that.

Yao: *sighs* Feng, Chuan. Escort him to Qinghe.

Both: yes Huangdi!

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THIS IS THE END OF THE HULIJING EMPEROR!

BUT A PART 2 IS COMING SOON! 🌼🌼🌼✨️✨️🦊🦊🦊.

Xue yang: there will be more chaos.

Mo xuanyu: must be.

Xue yang: i wonder if we can light Xichen on fire.

Su she: lol or barbecue him.

Yao: no, please don't cook Xichen.

Xue yang: why Jiggy?! They're asking for more chaos!

Yao: who?

Xue yang: the readers.

Su she: yea, Huangdi, the readers are threatening us. If we don't give them more chaos, they'll stab us with a sword.

Mo xuanyu: I'm too cute to be stabbed.

Yao: heehee. You don't need to threaten team Dimple. Of course, part 2 will have more chaos.

Rusong will be 17, but still cute.

Mo xuanyu: yea, at least there's Song'er.

Su she: and Huangdi will still be our glamorous Huangdi.

Yao: anyways. Keep reading. *smile* I'll make you some tea to stay energized.

Xue yang: and some candy!

Now stay tuned to see if team D will barbecue Xichen.

Mo xuanyu: stay gorgeous!

But you can't be as gorgeous as Yao gege. That's scientifically and mathematically impossible..

Part 2 of the hulijing emperor will be posted here:

Thanks for reading!

In book 2 ~~ Rusong and A-Qing have a crush on each other, A-Yao and team D are still fab, Xichen lives in Jing Manor, Meng Shi arrives~ and takes her rightful place as the sweet, sassy and savage empress dowager.

Also Huaisang works for Zixuan.

Please do read the second book for more fun!💖💖💖💖💛💛💛💛🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊

[phoebe-delia]

Could you write a drarry based on the song Happily by 1D? I saw your comment on my other question and I would love to read something like this! Thank you!

Hi anon! I'll gladly write this for you. I love 1D and have written a couple songfics based on their songs, so I was happy to see your other ask and volunteer for it. I hope you enjoy this! CW: alcohol. Rated T

Harry's hand gripped his pint as he watched the stranger wrap possessive arms around Draco's lithe, leather-clad hips to bring them flush against each other. He lifted the glass to his lips, letting the bitter ale warm his tongue, his throat, his stomach.

But a deep chill settled in his bones when the man started kissing Draco's neck. Draco tilted his head back and closed his eyes, letting the stranger make his way to exposed collarbones that Harry had loved to nibble just to make Draco shiver in his arms.

"Harry. This is insanity."

"I know! They're practically fucking on the dance floor!"

"I meant you."

His head whirled toward Hermione, who shrugged. "You look torn between drooling over Malfoy and wanting to rip his dance partner's arms from his body."

Harry scowled. "I'm just concerned, alright? I'm a former Auror, and what they're up to is borderline public indecency."

Hermione gestured to the other gyrating couples and groups around the room. "And yet you don't seem to be staring down anyone else. There's a couple over there who are practically undressing each oth—oh, Merlin—Dean! Seamus! You're in public!"

Harry turned back to his pint and his surveillance, only for the sight in front of him to make him want to shatter his glass against the wall.

The stranger had insinuated his tongue down Draco's throat, letting his hands wander all over Draco's body. Draco, for his part, kept his hands clasped around the man's neck. His eyes were open, while the stranger's were closed in bliss, and Harry's heart lurched in his chest.

I can do better than that.

The next thing he knew, his feet were carrying him through the crowd and up to where Draco and the man were still making out. Draco noticed Harry approach and pulled away with a raised eyebrow.

"Potter? Can we help you?" Draco drawled.

Harry clenched his jaw as he looked into sharp gray eyes. "We can't but you can."

The stranger scoffed. "Can it wait? We were sort of in the middle of something."

Harry turned his most menacing glare at the stranger. "Fuck off."

"Why should I?" The man snarled. "I saw him first."

Harry chuckled darkly, his magic thrumming under his skin. "Unless you have a time-turner to take you back fifteen years, no you didn't."

"Potter, what are you doing?" Draco huffed, crossing his arms.

Harry softened his expression as he turned to Draco. "What I should've done weeks ago." He took Draco's wrist and pulled him away from the stranger and into his arms. He reached up and cupped the side of Draco's head, threading his fingers into silky hair.

Draco's eyes fluttered as their breaths mingled. Harry leaned in closer and whispered, "Let me, please."

After Draco's minute nod, Harry closed the distance and brought their lips together in a searing kiss. He licked into Draco's mouth, trying to savor the taste, the sensation he'd been craving for two long, lonely months.

They pulled apart for air, their foreheads pressed together as they caught their breaths. Harry's heart pounded, and his magic was singing as it rushed excitedly through his body.

Suddenly, Harry felt a familiar tug at his navel, and the next moment he knew he was in his bedroom, his arms still wrapped around Draco's waist.

Draco blinked, then pushed Harry away. "What are you playing at?"

"I—I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I just—" he swallowed. "Sometimes, when my, er, emotions are high, my magic acts before I can think."

"Okay—just so I understand. You unknowingly used wandless and wordless magic to Apparate us out of the club because...you had a lot of feelings?"

Harry blushed. "Well, when you put it like that it sounds pathetic."

Draco shook his head. "No."

"No?"

"Not pathetic, not in the least." Draco stepped forward, wrapping his arms around Harry's neck.

Harry's lips quirked up as he let his hands find Draco's waist again. "So, are you alright with the world knowing about us, then?"

Draco raised an eyebrow. "As I recall, I wasn't the one worried about dating publicly."

Harry blushed again. "I know. It was stupid of me, Merlin. I'm sorry."

"It's not stupid," Draco shrugged. "I'm a former Death Eater. Tying yourself to me is...not an easy decision to make."

Harry's heart clenched. "Is that why you think I—" he swallowed against a lump that quickly formed in his throat.

Draco furrowed his eyebrows in confusion. "Wasn't it?"

"No!" Harry said, incredulous. "No, Draco, I wasn't ashamed of you. I was afraid of them." He gestured vaguely to the window.

"Who?"

"The press! The public! Every other relationship I've had was ruined because of them, and I didn't want to put you through that—put us through that."

Draco raised an eyebrow. "You think I can't handle them? That I haven't been inundated with Howlers and lurid headlines in the Prophet?"

Harry blinked. "Oh. I guess...I never thought about that."

Draco snorted. "Clearly."

"So, where does that leave us? I'm down for anything, whatever you want. I can be casual, i-if you want." Harry forced his jaw shut to stop his rambling, his cheeks heating.

Draco smirked, his eyes twinkling with mirth. "I think we can do better than that."

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CONSIDER. xiangling and amber.

they r both extremely passionate about what they love and are both headstrong and fiery(lol) despite being SOFTIES

actually considerimg how pssionate they both are i think they r both autistic.:) and they listen to each oth er infodump...... SNIFFLES REALLT LOUD imagine them both excitedly jumping around and talking about gliding or cooking

they both do things in weird unorthodox ways. like how xiangling cooks with slime condensate and everyone is disgusted but its actually amazing. and how amber is so much of a thrill seeker that despite being well versed enough in gliding to Oversee the license test;;; and yet she prefers to glide so illegally that she keeps getting her own license revoked

pyro girlfriends... wht else do i gotta say....

ok this is a small detail but i noticed it and its literally wjat made me start shipping them. when u sprint they both have a voice line that says "race you!!" / "i'll race you there!!" and SHUT UP thats SO CUET imagine them having races and competitions all the time just cause they're both super competitive

jean is so tired of the both of them always gliding/jumping/running all over mondstadt. ningguang has brought up the two of them doing it in liyue at a diplomatic meeting and now the two ladies bond over being exasperated by xiangling and amber

GUOBA AND BARON BUNNY. i know bb is just a plushie but i think guoba LOVES bb. never leaves its side... cuddles iy..

i think they would try stupid shit together like loading xiangling's polearm into amber's bow and firing it at hilichurls..

they r perfect for eachother bc everyone else is fucking EXHAUSTED from just how much pure energy both girls radiate and the only ones that can keep up are eachother

they r bear and bunny themed respectively n i jsut.... shut up shup up its so cute animal gfs

amber says she's no good in the kitchen but great with a menu,,,, n xiangling owns a restauraunt and loves making food that brings smiles.. DO YOU SEE..,,..