#they're really not

[cringelordlikesplaz]

Dc vs Vampires did a lot of shit wrong, among the worst was having Plastic Man be a vampire but have his only speaking lines be a stupid (and nonsensical?? like wtf) adam and eve quote while hes transformed into a snake.

[lacteawhy]

So does this mean we get a little period sex fic for Hector? 👀

🚬🗿

Sure...

You were in your bed, getting some rest. Your periods usually aren't easy on you.. you keep your hand on your abdomen, slowly massaging it, hoping it would ease the pain.

He comes in. Half dressed up for his "job". You love it when he looks like that, such a neat gentleman.

You give him a soft smile. He sits down on the edge of the bed, next to your hips. Eyes move to your hand. He puts his on top, strokes it a bit and then moves his hand a bit lower, to the area in pain. His eyes shift to yours.

-it's fine..

You try to assure him. But who are you lying to? To a professional human behaviorist? Seriously? He sighs.

-sorry..

-don't lie to me.

Calm but a sturdy voice replied to you. He rarely speaks, every time is like a treat...unless you clearly know you messed up.

-I know, I'm sorry...

He's not looking at you. Thinking. He should be somewhere else right now, you know? You know..and it makes you flattered, seeing him next to you at this moment.. Suddenly, he breaks the moment by starting to move. He climbs onto the bed, gets between your legs, his groin pressing against you. He's looking down, lips relaxed.

-Hector, you know I'm not in the shape for..

He doesn't let you finish, like an elegant cat, he approaches your body with his. You can feel his weight even when he's trying to be careful with you. He caresses your face, looking straight into your eyes. Feeling his moving chest, hearing his breath somehow makes you feel comfortable. He presses his tongue against your neck, going all the way from collarbones to your ear.

-oh fuck, Hector-

You gasp. That's all he needed to hear really. A light smooch at the end of the trail he left. He gets up on his hands, putting most of his weight on only one, while the other one is looking for something in his pocket. Ah, found it..a glove.

-don't you dare...

You look at each other. Looks like you didn't get his message? He tilts his head for a second and abruptly starts kissing and sucking your neck, moving along the shoulders area. He's really going for it, trying to get some more sweet sounds from you. You feel his tongue greedily touching your skin.

-Hector, come on, fuck-

You kinda try to push him away but..you know you want it. You feel embarrassed from the thought of him fucking you right now... while lost in thoughts you felt him moving his lips towards yours. A very hungry french is now happening between you two. He whispers into the kiss

-say it..

He strokes your neck, gently moving his thumb across the jaw line. He's looking at you, waiting for your response

-okay! Okay jesus..

You try to catch your breath, while he's waiting patiently.

-okay....I want you.

Good. He gets up to finally put the glove on, while you look away from him, missing an opportunity to see him licking his lips.

With a sharp move, he takes off your underwear. Yeah, there's quite some blood on that pad. You cover your face

-I told you...

Well. We'll take care of that later. You heard the sound of your underwear landing somewhere on the floor. Great. Finally, you feel his gloved finger pressing against your clit. Suddenly a sharp grip pressing into your arm. Not gonna lie, it hurts. He does not like it when you cover your face from him. He roughly pins your arm to a pillow. You understand what you should do with the other arm.. he pants a little, freeing you and moving his hand to your face, caressing it with his fingers. He loves it when you're being obedient.

You feel his finger entering, full length, being surprisingly gentle. He takes it out right away, making you whine a little. He chuckles.

-what now..

Somebody sounds desperate! And he really enjoys it. However..he looks at his finger...look at all of that sweet lube you make, thinking of him inside you..mixed with some blood at the moment. He looks at you. Finger slowly moving towards his lips...he's not breaking eye contact and...of course..he puts it in his mouth. You hear a quiet moan. He definitely enjoyed that taste.

-Hector...you're twisted...

He chuckles again. As if you don't like seeing him enjoy you. He licks his lips, while his finger returns to pleasuring you. Except, he feels like he's getting harder, so he enters with two this time. He starts moving, not wasting any time. The glove actually helps, making it smoother.

A few thrusts and he does it again. Takes the fingers out and licks them. Yeah..an interesting taste, definitely makes him intrigued. And horny. You move your hips a little, reminding him not to get too distracted. Sure. Three fingers get back into you, being rough and fast, since someone lacks patience. You squeak and moan his name, arching your back a little. He starts getting rougher. Shit, you need more. He looks at his fingers and sees that you're bleeding a lot. He bites his lip and takes off the damn glove, throwing it away and impatiently grabbing his pants. Oh he's hard, alright. He's panting, surprisingly craving it even more than you do. What's in your blood that made him so horny, jeez.

He drags his pants down to the knees, revealing his hard, leaking cock. It's like every second makes him more and more aroused, even his eyes are looking surprised. He can't catch his breath. He doesn't even help himself, his dick slides right into you, making him moan in relief. He drops on his hands, pining you with his big body. You move your hands up his torso, grabbing his shoulders, feeling how he's about to go all out. You look at each other for a moment, frozen.

He starts moving, slowly. God, it's damn hard to breathe and not only for you. He regrets he kept his clothes on. But it's not like he expected to get so horny, he only wanted to play with you a little. He's moving. Faster. Rubbing against your walls, you feel how the hot blood is trying to leave your body again, seems like he felt it too, since he started gripping the bed sheets. The bed is not feeling so well under his pressure. For a moment you think how it's going to break under you, but only for a moment, this man doesn't want you to think of anything else but him. He wraps his arms around your waist, going in harder. You feel tears forming in your eyes, as you feel it's all too much for you. He notices that and, as the tears start rolling down your cheeks, his hot tongue starts taking care of them. You're all about interesting tastes today.

He presses his head against your chest, you instinctively hug his neck, your hands stroking his hair. He's close. Moaning like nobody can hear him. He bares his teeth, tightly closing his eyes, as he cums. You'd hope, that knowing there's already a lot going on inside you, he'd have mercy and do it outside of you, but no. Hope harder. He filled you up completely. And he refuses to pull out. He just stays like that. Feeling the mess, both of your love juices, blood, lube, everything. He feels comfortable inside you, yeah... while you just want to push him off. You feel amazing, you can't stop murmuring his name...but it's a lot.

-Hector...give me some space, come on...

You whisper under your breath. Very half-heartedly he finally frees you, listening to your half moan of relaxation as everything finally leaves your body. He looks at the mess. He's proud. Yep. A job well done.

Hector takes the napkins and helps you clean up everything, he's being extra gentle. After that he leaves you for a few minutes, bringing back fresh pads, underwear and some sweets... even tho he does it with absolutely no expression, dead eyes as almost always, you feel how he cares about you..

[nhaneh]

man, beyond earth was such a huge waste of potential

[yardsards]

everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.

[inkskinned]

it's extremely critical that you see the photo of the perp walk for luigi mangione as being propaganda. i've seen so many people wave it off and instead fawn over his looks. and trust me, i know it ended up being kind of pathetic and weird - but please don't brush it off as a "modelling opportunity" for him. it's a fucking terrifying message the police are sending.

i want to make a few comparisons here, in case you're not from the US or familiar with why the perp walk thing is something to pay attention to. just to set the groundwork for why this is a purposeful, unusual, and cruel act by the nyc police - for why this is not a common occurrence and for why that matters.

the prosecution alleges the show of force is due to the charge of "terrorism." for comparison, in june 2015, tsarnaev was found guilty for the boston marathon bombing, which killed 3 people and injured hundreds. his actions are considered to be an act of domestic terrorism. i have spent the last hour looking through google for pictures of similar to mangione's perp walk - and so far, i have found zero. i also just do not personally remember a moment like that, despite living in boston at the time.

they allege that luigi is a stone-cold killer who carried out a longterm plan, making him particularly dangerous. again for comparison: in nyc, recently cory martin was found guilty of the killing of brandy odom. the murder was planned and premeditated to steal insurance money. and yet no staged perp walk. why didn't her life matter enough for a "show of force"?

but mangione gets paraded by a veritable army of police officers as if he is a rabid animal. for a single citizen who allegedly killed one other single citizen, the "largest perp walk ever" occurs.

so what is the "strong message" that the mayor and the police were trying to send here? the mayor speaks as if mangione is already convicted of terrorism. there is a very thin number of people who feel threatened by the CEO's death. none of us felt like mangione needs to be under massive armed guard.

the message is that you shouldn't resist. they are trying to "make an example" of him - that if you behave badly and kill a single rich person, you'll be treated as if you killed hundreds of people. you will be treated worse than a man who was found guilty of terrorism. you will be considered guilty without trial. the message is that the rich are a protected class, and you cannot touch them without massive punishment. they are trying to prevent a revolution by showing dominance and force against you.

the message is that the police are a puppet of the wealthy and that the law is not equally applied across class disparity. it is "some are more equal than others." it is "one life is more precious than another."

the show of force wasn't for luigi. it was for us. it was a warning. they are trying to remind us who is really in control.

[s0up1ta]

toxic yaoi or something idk i haven't watched gravity falls

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[taliabhattwrites]

[lgbtlunaverse]

Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intent to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.

[aleatoryw]

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

[solonglondons]

AGATHA HARKNESS and RIO VIDAL Agatha All Along, 1.04 | If I Can't Reach You / Let My Song Teach You

[hansoeii]

Poolverine date! 🌸

[wormspoodle]

more journal 3 shenanigans

[hattersarts]

im already at the south downs cottage guys, catch up

[cakeanon]

Help me prove my family wrong!

I don't know if this post will break containment, but will you like/reblog if you are or know a man who is asexual? All of the people in my life seem convinced that being Ace is a 'girl thing' and that Ace men don't exist!

[evgar]

decided to redraw and improve this silly thing i did two years ago

here's the two compared like damn the colors on the first what was that 😭