#they're matching their pfp's lol so cute

[melaniepilled]

did i tell y'all my ex has a new girl

[stillfrownyclownlol]

Thanks to @canadianlucifer for the ships questions :>

MORE aidlyn because I just. Need this for my mental health guys.

Actually I've been thinking about doing stuff for other ships?? But idk let me know if yall wanna see that ^_^

1. Who would ask the other "would you still love me if i was a worm?" And what would the others reaction be?

...You guys know Aiden would ask 💀 He also asks stuff like "would you love me if I was a shoe" and other bullshit. Ash just looks at him like "...what."

2. Who plans the best dates?

Depends on your definition of best. Aiden plans all the cool/exciting stuff and he actually has the money for all the stuff he wants to do with her. Ash's dates are more romantic, if only by virtue that they're in quiet places where they can be alone. Tho neither of them plan dates a lot they just kinda end up alone together lol

3. Who's the best at carnival games?

Aiden's been to a lot of carnivals and he's a good shot with a BB gun! Ash doesn't really like carnivals (overstimulating) but she's good at the fish pond and ring toss.

4. Who drags the other onto rollercoasters?

Aiden LOVESSSS rollercoasters so much, its a great way to get his adrenaline up! He'll ask Ash a lot to go on one too, but he won't force her (rollercoasters are *really* loud, especially all the people screaming, and he wouldn't make her do anything that causes her pain)

5. Who does the most chores?

Ash is pretty strict about chores, and she makes sure any household stuff is evenly split between them, but...I mean, she helps Aiden with his own chores cuz he's really bad at cleaning and stuff 🫠

6. Who gets drunk faster?

At some point in the future: Depends what you mean. Aiden has a higher tolerance but he would also drink WAAAAAY more than Ash ever would, so he would get drunker "quicker", but if they were drinking exactly the same Ash would get tipsy faster (vertically challenged struggles fr 😔)

7. Who watches more reality TV?

Aiden likes all that crap like Big Brother and stuff, watches reruns at night when he can't sleep.

8. Who is more likely to insist their way is the best way, even though objectively its the worse?

Ash is more stubborn than Aiden is but her way is probably waaaay better than Aiden's way 🤡 Aiden might insist for a bit but he also finds arguing to be kinda boring so eventually he would drop it

9. Who believes in ghosts?

Ash doesn't believe in ghosts at all, and Aiden is really into the idea of ghosts and would LOVE evidence, but he also doesn't believe in them.

10. Who texts the other memes?

I don't think Ash has texted a meme to anybody in her entire life. So...Aiden.

11. Who makes the most typos/autocorrect mistakes?

Aiden because he types really fast and he doesn't bother to fix the mistakes lol

12. Who's the nervous flier?

Ash has never been on a plane, and she doesn't like doing stuff that's outside her comfort zone, so she's the more nervous flier. Aiden doesn't like flying but only because it means he needs to sit still for more than an hour and he cant do that shit happily 🤡

13. If they had matching profile pictures would they be cute/funny/weird?

Aiden would beg to match pfps because he's an absolute dork. it can't be anything too weird because like...Ash isn't into that. Would probably be smth really basic like Hello Kitty and Tuxedo Sam or whatever (he's Hello Kitty) if Ash even wanted to do it.

14. Who is better at writing formal emails?

Thank you discord for helping me settle this. We settled on Aiden because his parents/tutor definitely would have taught him how to do that so they could be in contact/to teach him about their job. Ash only does them for school and they end up really short and simple.

15. Who steals the others food?

Aiden always offers Ash his food, so she doesn't even need to steal 🤡 Aiden will do it mostly to mess with her lol

16. Who is more willing to commit murder for the other?

Lol. Guess. :)

17. When their kid is chanting "McDonalds!" Who is joining the chant, who is saying there's food at the house, and who is pulling up to order a single black coffee and leave?

Aiden is joining the chant because he's always up for McDonalds, but Ash is driving and she's driving home 😭

18. Who uses the most slang?

Aiden unironically

19. Who uses emoticons?

Aiden feels a spiritual connection with the smiley face emoticon

20. Who'd slay at the Met Gala?

Um they'd both slay 🤭 But Ash would slay harder I mean have you seen her fits??? I literally wanna steal her closet omg

[dyemelikeasunset]

Hope this is not too silly of a question, but I've been binging Disney Park videos the past handful of days (yes, I am embarrassingly a lifelong Disney Park fan, while also being deeply critical of the company) and I dunno, it got me thinking about what a Disney Date in the Park look like for Dom and Mor. 😅

I feel like Morgan would be a fan of the parks and be really excited about going and geeking out over everything (Morgan absolutely is Disney Princess vibes in my mind) and maybe getting a little overstimulated, while I picture Dom being utterly confused, taking certain things too seriously, but discovering something she genuinely loves and getting consumed in it. And ending the night watching the fireworks show, holding hands, and snuggling up next to each other and being adorably sapphic.

THIS IS THE CUTEST QUESTION PLEASEEE 🥹🥹🥹

in fact it was so cute you got me rambling, so under a read more it goes lmao. I basically wrote a blurb (it gets a little emotional at points cause that's who i am)

So Mor does like a couple of the Disney princesses (she really likes the background art of Sleeping Beauty and likes the movie if you watch it with the lens that "Aurora isn't the main character and neither is the prince, the three fairies are!! It's actually a heroes' journey about the three of them and that's so interesting yknow? What other movie stars three old ladies fighting a dragon???" but Aurora isn't necessarily her fav princess "I mean she just sleeps. the memes about her are funny though." Not technically a princess, but she loves Lilo a lot)

But no, she doesn't go to the parks often because of overstimulation. It's actually Dom's idea cause "Ah couples go to disneyland. That means we should go too? I should ask Morgan if she wants to go." And Mor is surprised, "I haven't been since I was 12? do you want to go???" and promptly discovers Domi has never been to a single Disney park ever in her life, so Morgan makes it her business to give Dom an enriching experience

They spend the next few months doing research between work and life-- on the best places to stay and how to optimize costs-- and it's really business-like and practical. Halfway through the process Domi's like "Is. Is this romantic? We're being so dry" but Mor insists "No it's important to be prepared!! For everything!!"

Anyway, cut to them finally going, it's probably exciting but also a little nerve-wracking. They chose the LA park. Mor did her hair up in buns to match Mickey cause teehee, cute. Dom wears a facemask cause she doesn't want to get recognized. Dom probably wants to take a lot of pictures bc. lol. couples do that?? right??? also Morgan is beautiful and she wants to remember it.

"We should do the hand holding trend"

"N-no Domi I'm too embarrassed"

"NO LET'S DO IT"

They do the hand holding trend. Mor makes it her pfp later.

Mor is constantly trying to sneak in couple selfies and it becomes a personal game to catch Dom looking candid in cute situations (spoiler, Dom's candid is still like a model. High fashion girlfriend + Donald Duck. Mor can't stop laughing)

They start having fun. They're both grumpy at the price of park food and agree not to do many of the rides because "that's an unreasonable amount of people." They try small world and are a little uncomfortable at the dolls, but being together in a little boat on the water is nice-- they end up staring at each other more than the ride and decide to check in. Dom has to lean in close so Mor can hear her over her sound-supressing earbuds. Morgan takes the chance to kiss her and Dom completely forgets what she was saying

After lunch, Mor surprises Dom with Mickey Ears because she HAS to see it. It's as adorable and hilarious as she thought it would be, and when Domi laughs, Mor finds herself thinking about how lonely Dom was as a kid and wonders if she's helping her heal her inner child, bc Dom has helped Mor heal hers. Dom wears it for the rest of the trip and every time she smiles at her, Morgan wants to laugh and cry at the same time.

They surrender and buy $5 churros to eat as they ride the ferry and realize halfway through they keep getting on the boats. Mor is shy but eventually caves and takes a picture with Tiana.

They visit the Disney Gallery to learn about some of the history. Mor already knows a lot of it and ends up filling in some of the gaps to Domi. The awkwardness has completely melted away at this point and Domi is trying to find an artbook or poster she thinks Mor would like. She sees Mor looking at mugs and wonders if she's happy, wonders if she's stopped thinking about all her exes, wonders how anyone could hurt someone has kind as Morgan.

They decide to find a spot for the parade early and talk as the sun sets. The parade starts and Dom holds Mor close so the crowd doesn't make her anxious. She finds herself watching Morgan more than the parade.

As the fireworks start, Dom tells her about a memory of when she was 19. She was staying in Tokyo for a job and watched fireworks alone in her hotel room and wondered if she had made the right career choice. Mor watches the lights dance on Dom's profile and can barely get a whisper out, so she squeezes her hand instead. Dom smiles at her so warmly that Morgan almost feels whiplash

Mor lays her head on Domi's shoulder in the hotel bed and can't get the story out of her mind. Dom's soft breathing doesn't lull her to sleep like it usually does. They were too tired to make love but she desperately wants Dom to know how much she means to her. She settles for crying into her neck quietly and it's a strange mix of exhaustion and sadness and relief and joy. Morgan makes a silent promise to never let Dom be alone again

When they're packing for home in the morning, Dom wonders out loud if they'll come again. Mor asks if Dom had fun, and she smiles so wide that it washes away all the lingering melancholy. Mor promises she'll take Dom whereever she wants to go, whenever she wants to

[kazamajun]

ship ask game 1 thru 20 but ur free to skip the ones u dont like

ship ask game @scalproie you absolute madlad but i'm into it so here goes for the kazjuns

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Who would ask “would you still love me if I was a worm?” and how would the other(s) respond? Hard canon-wise I'd have to say neither, but that's not a fun answer so I offer you a hypothetical scenario of Jun asking what if she was (insert species of bird) and Kazuya responding that he would ensure the cultivation of her most ideal habitat and that he'd listen to her birdsong each morning.

Who comes up with the best date night ideas? Depends on how you define 'best'. Kaz I feel leans towards the extravagant and large in scope, while Jun is more comfortable with lowkey stuff, and both could find things to enjoy about the other's tastes that might even surprise them. Random examples: indulging in nature is something he could enjoy bc it is a getaway from stress and people, and Kaz gets her into his helicopter at least once and she likes it more than expected bc, despite having been on planes and such before, the sensation is different and the view is enjoyable.

Who’s better at carnival games? Obvious answer is they're equally matched. Both of them have absolutely insane hand/eye coordination.

Who drags the other(s) onto a rollercoaster? I could see Jun being the one doing the convincing, as he probably thinks rollercoasters are silly.

Who does the most chores? I see it as fairly equal, they each have their own preferred tasks (Kaz and the morning miso! 💞) but split in ways that feel fair.

Who gets drunk the quickest? Oof, tough call. I don't see either of them as the type to drink much but Kazuya's tolerance is probably higher.

Who watches the most reality tv? Neither. I can't see it appealing to Kaz, and Jun is more of a nature documentaries kinda person.

Who insists their way is better even though it’s objectively the worst way? KAZUYA. In stubbornness stakes they're about the same but his ideas are awful.

Who believes in ghosts? Jun, she canonically spoke with her dad's spirit after all!

Who texts the most memes to the other(s)? I'm not sure Kaz knows what a meme is, and Jun's texting would be like those 'good morning!' flower images lol

Who makes the most typos/autocorrect mistakes? Oh man I'm so conflicted here bc Kazuya is such a meticulous guy, but the thought of him getting screwed over by autocorrect changing his words and not knowing how to fix it is damn funny

Who’s a more nervous flyer? Neither, they're both comfortable.

If they have matching pfps, are they cute, funny, weird, etc? I'm not sure if they would but if they did, it'd probably be a professionally taken picture of them together.

Who’s better at writing professional emails? Jun. She's way better at sounding professional. Kaz tends towards the blunt and commanding in tone.

Who steals the other(s)’ food? Neither, they share!

Who’s more willing to commit murder for the other(s)? Kazuya obviously.

Their child is chanting “McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!”, who says they have food at home, joins the chant, or buys a single black coffee and leaves? Jun says they have food at home, Kaz orders the coffee and leaves.

Who uses more slang? I don't think either of them do but also don't have strong feelings on this one.

Who uses emoticons? EMOJI LOVER JUN IS REAL AND TRUE TO ME

Who would absolutely slay at the met gala? They're both monarchs who coordinate and maximize a joint slay.

[dudeimintomonsterprom]

Hey stranger! i saw you were accepting headcanons. thoughts on zoe x polly.

(ngl this headcanon started for me because me and my gf have matching lesbian polly and zoe pfps but i think it is pretty cool on its own)

Woah I've never considered this ship before but I can already see theyd be soo cute

Headcanons

Polly calls her "Zee" (she gives her this nickname in the IDENTITY ending and I think Zoe goes nuts over her first true nickname)

Zoe rambles on for hours about different headcanons for fandoms Polly doesn't necessarily understand but she loves to listen to her speak

Zoe's undying energy and newfound love of life is never wasted when she's with Polly, they're both the type to go on wacky adventures for dates and not get sick of each other

They would be so sickeningly sweet, matching outfits type of couple, screaming to various pop songs together, pda, all that jazz

no doubt Zoe joins the prank masters officially, (in canon Zoe loves pulling pranks and I can only assume what they would get up to together; Polly is good at hyping her up for a good prank) Scott of course is just happy that they have more friends in their club

Zoe actually likes the taste of Polly’s toilet wine, it’s weird maybe the eons of consuming the sanity of mortals ruins your palette indefinitely but at least Polly’s happy

Zoe can go a bit overboard with fandom stuff but Polly helps her understand boundaries, like what questions are appropriate to ask and whatnot

They definitely go to art events together (like couple’s pottery, and painting classes) they go silly with it and would get kicked out a lot, and polly gets drunk off the wine samples that are usually served

Going on the roadtrip together they would spend an indefinite amount of time on the road, having to stop everywhere they possibly can (they probably run out of money quick together, neither really paying attention to its depletion lol)

date nights are either crazy outings that last hours or “chill” movie nights where Zoe catches Polly up on all the shows she’s into (all while discussing her various ships) theres no in between with these two.

[duckwithablog]

The lurker anon reappears! Thank you for answering my questions, and I’d love to hear the backstory of your macaque theme!

Also, I forgot to label myself. Silly me. Mmm 🤔… perhaps peach🍑 anon if it’s free? Because- unrelated to the cute and cheeky monkey man- I really, really love peaches!

YOO hello again!! And yeah, 🍑 anon is free!! I haven't tried eating peaches but they look so aesthetic,, the only peach flavored thing i tried was a peach drink and i ordered it PURELY bcs of LMK HHAHSHSAH

time for some blog lore..... THIS IS GONNA BE KINDA LONG AND RAMBLY SO BE WARNED-

Before this account was made, I actually had a different tumblr account for personal use (I never log into it anymore though lol) instead of writing. I was in the LMK fandom at the time, so I was reading x reader fics EVERYWHERE I could, from wattpad to tumblr to ao3.

And wouldn't you know it, when I was scrolling through the tags on tumblr I saw someone promoting their newly written fic they made on ao3!! I read it, loved the premise, and left a kudos and a comment (I think I left a comment? I'm not sure, I was a lurker as well when it came to reading HSDHSD).

Not too long after, I was scrolling through their blog and saw a post of them asking for any possible writing friends to interact. I thought 'hey!! i can write!!' and promptly sent them a dm. We chatted over our brainrot of the stinky monkeys and we grew to be pretty close writing buddies!! I even got to come up with a ship name for a pairing in the fic (the pairing was Macaque and Y/n, and Y/n in the fic was a baker, so I proposed the ship name 'Mooncake'. Still super proud of that ngl!! I'm pretty sure I made one for Wukong and Y/n too, but I forgot what it was </33 Mooncake was just so iconic to me).

We bounced off ideas from each other, and I sent them posts about Wukong (they were a Wukong Apologist and honestly, slay), and one of them actually managed to influence their characterization for him in a later chapter!! I was even writing my own LMK x reader fic at the time, and while I gave up on it after a while, they were the first person to ever read the first few paragraphs and gave me their thoughts.

Eventually, I had an urge to make a whole blog dedicated to x reader writings because I was inspired by them to make one, and when I told them they told me to go for it!!

Here's where the important bit comes in: This person's blog was themed around Sun Wukong. They're a Monkey King lover, they fucking love that stupid smelly monkey man!! So I told them "hey wouldnt it be funny if my blog was Macaque themed so we could match?" and they went "DUDE"

And boom!! That's the reason why my blog is Macaque themed!! I went through a LOT of custom tumblr themes (you know where you open someones blog and instead of being the regular tumblr blog layout its a totally new one that they customized themselves? Yeah that was me), meanwhile my friend just stuck to a simple 'Wukong pfp + header and orange background'. I think that matched our character themes really well HAHSAHSAH

Unfortunately, I'm sure that my friend is not working/active anymore. Their last post on tumblr was them apologizing for the lack of updates because of art school, and that was it. I don't know how long it's been since I checked up on the fic, but when I did, I found that their ao3 account was orphaned. So it's probably safe to assume that theyre not coming back to their tumblr acc either.

But still... I kept my Macaque theme. Even when my LMK interest started to fade and other media took over my brain, I refused to change it. Idk why, sentimentality I guess? It just felt wrong.

I have no idea where they are now, honestly. I just hope theyre doing okay. They were a super cool person, and I loved their fic and I loved talking to them and I loved being their friend!! Even if they probably wont see this post, I just want them to know how much of an impact they had on me. It was because of them I made this account, and got into writing requests and fics. And even if that didn't work out, they got me back to writing in general! They were an awesome person and they deserve everything good in life!!

Augugh this got sentimental... My bad!! Ngl, I've been secretly waiting for someone to ask me why my blog was Macaque themed, but the chance of that happening was really slim so I held the Blog Lore™ in. BUT NOW I CAN FINALLY SAY WHAT IVE BEEN HOLDING IN FOR YEARS RAHHH

Thanks for asking this, btw 🍑 anon!! Sorry if this was so rambly and long, my mind do be like that (incomprehensible to decipher sometimes). I'd love to see you pop in some more, if youd like!!

Oh!! And since ur a Wukong lover as well, you should read their fic!! It's unfinished, but I think you should give it a shot. The chapters are long, the writing style and interactions between characters are great, and the development and pining is well done!!

I realize that this sounds biased, but ermm..... IDC GO READ THEIR FIC!!! (/nf) Kudos and comment bcs they deserve it!! Even if they dont get to see it, I'd like to at least cheer them up on the off chance that they do.

Here's the fic!! And their tumblr acc too, because they make some pretty banging drawings for their writing!!

@butternut-zippersqaush

[sumi-sprite]

Larik towards @the-illithid-archivist!

Who would ask “would you still love me if I was a worm?” and how would the other(s) respond? Larik. He's just being a goofball and probably expects Vlassk to say "no" and feign a broken heart.

Who comes up with the best date night ideas? It's a bit 50/50 I think. Larik's a romantic at heart and the more creative mind, so maybe he has a leg up on ideas.

Who’s better at carnival games? Physical games like throwing, lifting, hitting, etc: Larik. But for puzzles, strategy, or games where you need to be VERY careful and use a delicate touch: Vlassk.

Who drags the other(s) onto a rollercoaster? Neither I'd imagine. Larik would love rollercoasters but he's not going to force his boyfriend on if he's scared lol

Who does the most chores? I'd imagine it's a bit even. Larik sometimes forgets to clean up after painting, but he's not a slob, just a bit of a one-track mind lol

Who gets drunk the quickest? Probably Vlassk. Larik can throw them back like nothing lol

Who watches the most reality tv? Larik has a weakness for competitive shows (think face off, tattoo master, etc) so probably him. Vlassk I think is more into documentaries.

Who insists their way is better even though it’s objectively the worst way? Neither I'd imagine. Unless they're jokingly arguing and insisting this VERY CLEARLY dumb idea is correct, but it's done out of humor.

Who believes in ghosts? Considering the verse they came from? Maybe both. Depends ont he AU maybe.

Who texts the most memes to the other(s)? Larik, hands down. Xo'to (a friend/baby sibling to Vlassk) joins in on the meme flow. They enable each other, much to everyone else's dismay.

Who makes the most typos/autocorrect mistakes? Larik. Vlassk I imagine is VERY careful with his texts lol

Who’s a more nervous flyer? Weirdly, probably Larik! He's not afraid of heights necessarily, he just prefers being on the ground or in the ocean. He'd just be tense during a flight though, nothing to warrant medications or a shit ton of drinks.

If they have matching pfps, are they cute, funny, weird, etc? Cute and funny maybe! Probably the exact same profile pics we have now lol

Who’s better at writing professional emails? VLASSK. Hands down. He has a way with words, is professional, has better grammar and punctuation, etc. Larik HATES administrative tasks too.

Who steals the other(s)’ food? Larik lol He's a hungry guy, and likes to tease Vlassk by stealing a bite or two from his plate. He'll share though to make it fair!

Who’s more willing to commit murder for the other(s)? Potentially a bit of both...? Larik's got the instinct for it if he senses direct and legitimate danger to his mate, so it could happen.

Their child is chanting “McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!”, who says they have food at home, joins the chant, or buys a single black coffee and leaves? Larik joins the chant, Vlassk says they have food at home...but once the kids AND Larik put on the puppy eyes, they get McDonalds.

Who uses more slang? Larik. He has moments where he slips into his beach bum persona and uses some slang, though he is actually very well spoken for such a laid back guy.

Who uses emoticons? Larik. Always with the heart, kissy, winky, and various fish emojis lol

Who would absolutely slay at the met gala? Both of them, no cap lol

Just something fun to do, feel free to add or correct me, @the-illithid-archivist!

Ship ask game bc I think they’re fun and I had a few ideas

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Who would ask “would you still love me if I was a worm?” and how would the other(s) respond?

Who comes up with the best date night ideas?

Who’s better at carnival games?

Who drags the other(s) onto a rollercoaster?

Who does the most chores?

Who gets drunk the quickest?

Who watches the most reality tv?

Who insists their way is better even though it’s objectively the worst way?

Who believes in ghosts?

Who texts the most memes to the other(s)?

Who makes the most typos/autocorrect mistakes?

Who’s a more nervous flyer?

If they have matching pfps, are they cute, funny, weird, etc?

Who’s better at writing professional emails?

Who steals the other(s)’ food?

Who’s more willing to commit murder for the other(s)?

Their child is chanting “McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!”, who says they have food at home, joins the chant, or buys a single black coffee and leaves?

Who uses more slang?

Who uses emoticons?

Who would absolutely slay at the met gala?

[alma-screenies]

"jinpei is queercoded", i say into the mic

the crowd... shrugs, to be honest

"he is."

in the last row, raimu ashiya himself

"he is", raimu says, gripping his seat so hard that if it was able to, it'd be bleeding

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NEVER trust cats with blue hair and pronouns

and who am i to doubt the best opening in the series?

how come raimu knew about/was interested in jinpei. like was that ever explained or was it just his super atlantian catboy senses?

i keep mentioning him, for some reason!

anyways the way i pronounce his name is "asoogi" instead of "asogi" and i know that's not how you pronounce it but it's too late now. he's asoogi forever

matching pfps for you and your boyfriend, who is not dying, but he's going to leave you to go to space with his mom and a bunch of atlantians AND HE'S GONNA GO "OH I'D BE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AGAIN" BUT HE'S NOT GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN SO NOW ALMA HAS TO WRITE FANFIC ABOUT IT BUT SHE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT BECAUSE TO REUNITE THEM WOULD BE A BIT COMPLICATED UNLESS I GO WITH THE "time passes way slower in space so like barely a year went on for the atlantians but it's been like centuries on earth" EXCUSE BUT LIKE. WHAT WOULD I DO WITH THAT.

am i the only one thinking that they got more expressive this season? they're using jinpei's ahoge more, that's for sure lol

i am willing to forgive this show's previous sins. because raimu is cute, yes

wouldn't be an episode of "can a cat be queercoded?" without ranto slander

he only says it's cool and he wants to wear one in this instance, so he might

would've been really cute if raimu lent him his uniform and jinpei lent raimu his since raimu said he felt like he stood out in his regular one lol

me too, matarou. me too

i just noticed this is the only post where all the screenshots are from the same episode. raimu is that powerful

specter subs i miss you today every day. you disappeared along with kumako. and i miss you both everyday

maybe your transformation was the friends we made along the way

a tldr of this livewatch from now on by the way

You Are A Child, Though

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[abednadirsgf]

this is in relation to @w00f-woof 's post here

so, mythic quest lads on twitter 😋😼

like you said: CAROL </3 she probably gets tagged in everyone's bullshit twitter feuds and its a hr mess 😓😓😓 like Brad is doxxing everyone (or threatening it but he defo doxxed David for like an hour then took it down lol)

Poppy is trying to get free food off brands by scamming them by saying that she found hair in her food (probably put one of Ian's beard hairs ontop of like a doughnut lmao)

Rachel is having full ass threads/arguments/throwing shit down with twitter incels and man babies and conservatives, I feel like Dana is on stan twt so like kpop, celebs, maybe even anime(?) (I feel like Dana is a MHA watcher don't @ me) so she just rtwts alot of cute stuff and polls and has like cool banners and matching pfps with Rachel. Dana also gets sponsors and brands send her free shit too

Ian. Ian, Ian, himbo daddy viking bear Ian. He posts inspirational quotes everyday 9am on the dot and people actually live for it. HOLY SHIT IAN HAS THE ALPHAS FOLLOWING HIM🦈🦈🦈Has his whole resume in his bio (aka something along the lines of 'body builder, viking, inspiration to generations, God, video game maker, entrepreneur, swag daddy' and probably has like 'DNI Poppy Li' in his bio too lmao

David <3 my sweet David - has his yt linked and tweets regularly about whats going on in the office (aka talks about Ian and Poppy arguing and whether they're gonna leave or divorce or leave him or - yep), posts pictures of dogs and cats and nature (he takes surprisingly REALLY GOOD pics of sunsets) and gains a lot of followers purely for his photography aspect. People tag therapists and hot milfs in your area in his comment sections.

CW has posted 3 times on twitter and it's literally the most random shit. probably accidentally like rtwted a fucking h3ntai panel bc he wanted to share 'art' 💀🤡 like CW. you're gonna get reported and banned my dude. probably has his nebula award as his pfp, banner and as his pinned post.

MY SWEET JO <3 She rtwts every single of Ian's quotes, defo bullies David in his comments, her and Brad scheme by trolling people and telling them they've won a free Mythic Quest package or some shit but when they click the link they end up automatically buying some like $50 set😟💀 Jo also likes to post OOTD and Hair Clip of the Day and people ADOREEEE them (i just love her hair clips okay🙄💅🏽)

[3nh4]

i saw that ur still accepting ship requests, so can i ask for a ship with enha and txt? 🥺 - im 5' (about 152 cm. im pocket sized, i know) - '97 with a noona kink😳🤪 - an aries sun and rising, aqua moon - enfp - a psych graduate, but my job right now is math-related. im such a clown,, 🤡 - would say im a pretty positive person? - loves music (tmi: i sing, dance, and can play the piano and guitar) - loves art and a try-hard aesthetic maker (i ALWAYS want my pfp and header to match, and i also force suggest some layouts to friends) - my fave genre would be romance/ rom-com (for movies and books) - i never liked watching suspense/thriller movies, but if i'll watch it with people i am close to, i'll watch it for them (cannot guarantee the safety and welfare of the people involved) - as you can see, my sense of humor is lacking, but would 9/10 laugh at jokes even if they're lame

WAS THAT TOO MUCH. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LENGTHY ASK. also, i love your writing style, you're one of the reason why i grew some balls and decided to try writing stuff 🙈

first off omg thank u for the compliment!!! that’s crazy haha if ur comfy DMing me i’d love to see what you’ve written~ <3

anyway, i ship you with kai and jake!! you seem like someone who’s up to try new things and just have fun!! which these boys would definitely be happily along on the ride for. yalls positivity would feed off of each other for sure.

you’d be SO short next to kai rip 🙏 he’d totally tease you for it by holding things high up above your head bcs he thinks your grabby hands to reach it is cute lol. also i think he’d love to watch you sing and play your instruments, he’d give you the biggest rounds of applause and the brightest smiles ever

JAKE... he’d love your brain. he’d want to know all about your education and how you ended up in the career you have. excuse him if he infodumps about his own nerdy interests alright? 🥺❤️ he’s so super cheesy and his favorite way to spend time with you is by watching romantic flicks all cuddled up. he’d constantly be saying stuff like “that’s us,” or “we should totally try that.” he’d def use the characters kissing as an excuse to kiss you too

[snowshoe-vandal]

thanks for the tag <3

1. Why did you choose you url?

ok so the url/acc name i normally use i already had for another blog (see below) and my backup is vandal but that was already taken. the room i was making the account in had a pair of snowshoes on the wall so i was like eff it and here we are.

2. Any side blogs?

i used to post art here so my first was one for that and then another for reblogging stuff that i don't want on my main (mostly fandom stuff).

3. How long have you been on Tumblr?

technically like 6ish years? but only really active the last year or so.

4. Do you have a queue tag?

no that sounds too professional for me lol.

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

my friends all had tumblr and i wanted to fit in ._. they're gone but i'm still here ✌

6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

i chose my header first so this was to match, and i think marble statues were very pretty.

7. Why did you choose your header?

i thought it was super cute and i like the color scheme. it feels very soft (´v`ʃ♡ƪ)

8. What's your post with the most notes?

like original posts? idk i probably have a couple ties for like 3 notes but i don't remember what they are.

edit: nvm i have a very old post about bowsette when that was a thing and it’s got like 20something

9. How many mutuals do you have?

2.5? i have a couple that i've never talked to as well lol

10. How many followers do you have?

50something, mostly porn bots tho rip

11. How many people do you follow?

definitely over 100

12. Have you ever made a shitpost?

no? actually i take that back i probably have

13. How often do you use Tumblr each day?

at this point, tumblr is the only form of social media i am active on, and pretty much every day i'm on for hours U_U

14. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog?

no! that sounds so stressful, i hope it never happens.

15. How do you feel about "You need to reblog this" posts?

i often find them pretty triggering, so while i see their importance, i personally choose not to reblog them. i feel guilty a lot of the time for not doing it, but i don't want to get upset looking at my own blog.

16. Do you like tag games?

yes! it feels nice knowing that someone thought of me :) also i like getting to know moots. kind of wish they weren't so long lol they are annoying to scroll through

17. Do you like ask games?

i got my first ask not too long ago so i still get very excited whenever i see one and i enjoy doing the games.

18. Which of your friends/ mutuals do you think is famous?

i have a mutual that is an active fic writer and people like that are automatically superstars to me.

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?

nope

(open tag)

Blog Tag

thank you @cantputitintowords for the tag! 💕

1. Why did you choose your url?

idk it’s a pretty popular phrase and just very accurate for me lol

2. Any side blogs?

yeah i’ve got a poetry sideblog: @sometimesiwritepoems

3. How long have you been on Tumblr?

not that long, i made my account in december 2020

4. Do you have a queue tag?

nope

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

i got really obsessed with jatp and wanted to interact with the fandom

6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

i really liked this particular picrew of me, thought it was cute

7. Why did you choose your header?

i’m aroace

8. What's your post with the most notes?

willex reunion, 672 notes (for some reason it’s not showing up in my top posts tho)

9. How many mutuals do you have?

idk…

10. How many followers do you have?

102

11. How many people do you follow?

90

12. Have you ever made a shitpost?

no

13. How often do you use Tumblr each day?

way too often

14. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog?

no comment

15. How do you feel about "You need to reblog this" posts?

they make me kinda anxious so i ignore them for the most part

16. Do you like tag games?

love them! i always get happy when i see someone’s tagged me in something :)

17. Do you like ask games?

yes! i rb them a lot 😅

18. Which of your friends/ mutuals do you think is famous?

@thedeathdeelers for sure (don’t even try fighting me on this imène <3)

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?

no, but i do have a lot of squishes

tagging: @sunset-sweeerve @ghostlyaceline @unremarkablegirl @evilittlecrow (no pressure ofc)