#they're duplicated

[depressedtheatrekiddo]

Picture this.

Stevie on the most fucking perfect killer queen dress you could ever think about, Robbie and them decided on going to see a drag performance and then fuck around a little, dance and be so fucking fabolous and pretty and all

AND

Robin isn't there, she's running late. Why didn't he pick her up? Well, Robs was staying at Chrissy's and she was dropping them. As Steve's sent a message to Chris and she told her that she already left Robbie there, so Stevie went to check out outside.

Robs there, uncomfortable, searching a way to enter the club, their eyes scanning the street, fear on her eyes.

Steve sees there's a man with her, has them by her wrist and is awfully close

What a fucking dumbass

AND THEN BAM

Steve does that shit they did on the Russian base you know, the think that he picked up that thing and hit the Russian guard

But

Now it's her heel they quickly put in his own hand in two seconds and hit the man in the face once they see Robin being touched

And she thinks "not again" because they didn't know what happened to Robin in the Russian base but he can imagine

So he knocks out the man with her heel

"I get you're jealous because she pulls more girls than you would never but there's no need to be an asshole" And then she spits on the man eye "ya infertil ass, next one I'm gonna rip your balls and make me earrings with them"

And then she switches back as their sweet self "Are ya okay Robs?"

"Perfectly fine Stevie"

Robin's eyes goes from scared and empty to fondly and full of love as she looks at Steve. Stevie smiles softly and takes of their face a stroke of hair.

" 'm glad, wanna enter again?" Steve offers their hand and his soulmate takes it as they enter the club, Nelly Furtado singing Maneater as they do

And it's fucking epic

And they rule.

[calware]

thinking about doing a month-long event for the homestuck tumblr community to encourage people to make + post fanworks as well as reblog other people's fanworks.... where people can opt-in by being randomly assigned one of two teams (probably red and blue) so that each team has roughly the same amount of members. teams get points for making fanworks and having their posts reblogged, which encourages people to make posts and also reblog the posts made by their team members. and the top 3 people in each team to get the most points get some kind of reward... hmmmm

[socially-awkward-chocobo]

Anyone remember the series of stain glass-esque style drawings from August/September? Well, I finally finished up making digital versions of each one, and here they all are!

(And like with the last couple of times, here's the links to all the previous stain glass versions)

(Kido-Kano-Seto)

(Ayano-Momo-Mary)

(Takane-Shintaro-Haruka)

(Hibiya-Hiyori-Konoha)

[inamindfarfaraway]

I imagine Raven becoming a professional musician when she’s older, getting her start writing and performing protest songs against the legacy system (like when she rewrote the Legacy Day song off the cuff in the first book). She diversifies as she grows more comfortable with the spotlight and expressing vulnerability to the public. She sings about her love, her doubts and fears, her friends, her family. It’s very cathartic to be seen and heard, truly listened to, and shown empathy as well as admiration for being sincere and sentimental and silly and, well, human, in front of a huge crowd. Not just the next Evil Queen or the brave Rebel leader. She hones her wit, craftsmanship and patience too, the hobby teaching her the value of time management and disciplined study far more than school, though she’ll never be as organized as Apple. It feels good creating wonderful things through hard work, no magic required. Every Queen has had magic. This is all her own. The more royal responsibilities she takes on over the years, the less free time she has for her music. But she still releases new songs every now and then and enjoys performing when the chance arises.

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

so many three-quarters of one moon ago, @asexualbookbird tagged me to do the "random things in your room" poll, and i have FINALLY gotten my ducks linear enough to participate! therefore, without further ado:

tagging: @alloreli, @six-of-ravens, @e-b-reads, and anyone else who wants to play!!

[electricea]

if we had more ryuji blogs we could make this a reality and not just a dream.

[wonder-worker]

this is a Princes in the Tower and Edward of Lancaster stan account btw

[couch-collector]

Genderswap AU sketchdump 1 - Yuusaku & Ryoken!

Some extras below the cut.

Avatars & repost of the ship art :)

[solas-backpack-mug]

can we get Aloth in 14 also

and two other silly doodles with characters given by @you-have-startled-the-witch and @xhinc

[pushing500]

Kwahu being there now means that he and Mechi have someone else to install bionics on each other!

I betcha they can't have a single conversation without it spiralling into an excitable wishlist of all the cool bionics they want to get ASAP.

We're going to need a lot more quests with gold or advanced components as rewards if we want to keep up with these guys' eagerness to embrace the strength and certainty of steel and purity of the blessed machine...

[gotchibam]

Hi Gotchibam!

Your art is sooo cute! May I ask what software and brush you use? I love how soft and cozy your pieces look.

Hello anon!! Thank you for the kind words!! ;w;

I use Clip Studio Paint and the brush "JB Dry Zaghi" from the Joyful Bristle pack of DAUB brushes! (it's a paid brush set tho)

[greatbigbellies]

BREAKING NEWS!

Two trans women have discovered and are exploiting a glitch to stack pregnancies indefinitely! By finding a baby duplication glitch in the trade menu, they have found a way to transfer pregnancies back and forth between them, causing additional babies to manifest in their bellies!

In a process that takes mere minutes, they've gone from having modest second trimester bumps, to unwieldly, titanic tummies that are so heavy they can hardly walk!

We were able to reach them and conduct a brief interview!

Q: How did you stumble onto this glitch, and why do you keep using it?

A: Lady in Pink: "Oh we didn't stumble onto it. We've been trying to figure out how to make this happen for months. Why do you think she hit her second trimester? We wanted to have this figured out before she was even showing" Lady in Lilac: "Yeah, this was the culmination of countless hours fiddling with and manipulating the pregnancy transfer system. Once we realized wombs were coded much the same way inventories were, it was just a matter of making it slip in our favor. We're abusing this glitch because we've earned it"

Q: Interesting. It seems like you've got it down to a science how to replicate it and what causes it. Do you plan to share your findings so that it can be patched out?

A: Lady in Pink and Lady in Lilac: "No"

Q: Very well. How many times have you used it already?

A: Lady in Lilac: "I want to say we're at sexdecaplets by now, but after 8 I kind of stopped counting and just went with it," Lady in Pink: "I don't know, you feel pretty full, but I think you could fit a few more in,"

Q: That's a lot! How do you intend to maneuver with your bellies as your grow and reach full term?

The answer that followed was a lot of flustered, disorganized rambling that ultimately amounted to "we didn't think that far ahead". We hope to check back in a few months for their baby showers.

[corinne-eaglebridge-sso]

The members of the Medieval Encampment

[dormiloncito]

last night i dreamt an entire marvel movie that doesn't exist

[mwolf0epsilon]

Who made Hunter Bean’s bandana and Tech Bean’s goggles? Would Echo Bean get something to help him walk since he’s missing a limb?

Do the batch’s beans accept hugs and pets?

It was Wrecker who made Hunter Bean his little bandanna, and later Omega found a tiny skull shaped button that she added to it to better match Hunter.

Tech Bean's goggles were a joint effort between Tech and Crosshair, with Crosshair creating molds for them, and Tech casting and assembling them.

Echo and Fives have both tried to make a variety of little prosthetics for Echo Bean to help him get around more easily, but the little fella doesn't seem to like the feel of them at all. So much so that he'd get frustrated and destroy them to make a point.

It seems he has no real issue walking on three nubs.

The CF99 Beans adore physical contact! They're very cuddly, which comes in handy when they have a rowdy bunch of commandos with trust issues to deal with. Their mellow nature and friendliness was a much needed staple of their short childhood.

And Wrecker Bean even has a habit of making himself bigger just to hug people.

[taeraekims]

240229 HYEONGJUN ✧ LOVE OR DIE !