#they're box boys now i cant believe it

[brutal-nemesis]

could y draw a random oc. in a cardboard box. only head visible.

Two for the price of one

[loonfromq]

hey remember the

yeah tht.

so we either have seen three eps of the total genloss saga, or, as i believe, one.

since what we just saw was generation loss: the social experiments. tse. and since that's the only one thats labelled, that must be what we saw. ofc hiccups bc a vhs tape can only have about 2hrs of footage on it, and there were more like four hours of total gl. still! we can only wait and see.

plus. i didn't want to divie up posts again and due to. complications. wont be able to add this to my gl masterpost. so!

nex theory.

see those spike boys?

see the bottom edge of that box? none of that is long enough to actually hurt him.

i mean that might be just so, irl, it wouldn't actually hurt him.

BUT ITS ALSO POSSIBLE

that showfall didn't actually kill him.

he was their hero after all.

they're not going to let him go that easily.

and we've seen w/ sneeg and charlie and such that showfall can fake deaths (or possibly even brings them back(?)) with relative ease.

it wouldn't be a surprise at all if they brought him back without our input.

we've seen before w/ showfall that choice is an illusion

and that we're as much in this game as ranboo is.

(like when i nearly cried myself to sleep last night remembering how b!boo hadn't trusted us with the color codes like we don't see what you see, yes, but we see everything else we understand your predicament you just dont understand ours we saved your life like one, two, three, four times by then maybe mroe we care for you you're our little blorbo we want the best for you even when you cant see our words but lets just forget about that, no,; we're watching this bc you're there no othre reason, if this was really really real we would have got you out by now bc your pain is ours; but no, you can trust the stranger with the masks and cameras and obvious lies, you cant trust youre own fans we literlly know you better than you know yourself WHY CANT YOU EUNDERSTAND)

[420technoblazeit]

complete and factual recap of supernatural for people who want to never watch supernatural:

s1: buzzfeed unsolved/ghost files but with higher stakes. also theres a plot but it's not important.

s2: season 1 part 2 but the plot got wrapped up and theres a new one

s3: demons!!!! also dean's dying and dies in the season finale

s4: sike! hes back. also angles exist now. and they want to stop lucifer from rising

s5: lets put lucifer back in the box before he kills us all (also sam dies kinda)

s6: sike! hes back without a soul. and he's the funniest person in the show for about 22 episodes before they put it back

s7: imagine if water hated you and could take your shape and also was hungry. gotta put those guys back in the supernatural equivalent of the Dark Forest from warrior cats. also dean (and cas) die kinda and go there

s8: they're back! and there's random jumps back to the year it took for dean to get back. and cas is a heaven's boy now. they're trying to close the gates of hell btw

s9: idk what happens here. there's the mark of cain and they're trying to kill a demon but that's about it

s10: i have no idea, i haven't gotten this far bc this season didn't exist last time i watched supernatural. there's probably some killing.

s15: the finale sucks

this is great because i wrote a summary and i ALSO can't remember hwat happened in season 9 it just straight up does not exist not even in a bad way i just can't remember anythign about metatron and abaddon they were so forgettable. but yeah no that's about right. s10 was like the best season since season 5 htough i cant believe u stopped there nonny

[mourntheantagonist]

My thing is what do you think the first real fight between Steve and Billy is? Like with Billy's past obviously he wouldn't EVER do anything to hurt Steve. Again

But how would it go?? Like im trying to rattle my Harringrove brain and see if their first fight would end like. Billy does the same thing Max does obviously and tries to push Steve away so much omg.

Like they're fighting and Steve says "You cant be angry all the time, you're so angry. The world did nothing for you ever but you are trying to be better... I see it every day" he takes a deep death and looks at Billy

Billy stares at the ground, eyes stinging from the tears. Billy isnt going to cry in front of Steve, he hasn't yet.

"Be strong, don't be a Pussy. Only pussies cry" the words Neil used to repeat during baseball practice. Or when Billy got hurt echoed in this brain. He never saw his dad cry, even the day his mom left. Men don't cry Billy isn't going to cry.

Billy takes a long breath before looking at Steve, meets his eyes and his mouth opens before his brain can register what he's saying "well then we should just break up"

Steve stares suddenly bursting with hurt, after everything Billy just wants to throw it away? He forgave Billy for nearly killing him. "You dont mean that."

Obviously I am not the greatest BUT I feel like this is kinda how it would go??

oh my gosh I love that so much because you’re so right billy is absolutely the guy to push steve away, and really, anyone away if they show him any kind of affection because oh god what is that???

but okay okay okay

for their first fight I imagine it’s kind of like that, billy pushing everyone away because he doesn’t think he deserves anything good in his life because you know I’m just a sucker for this trope alright?

but what if it’s not all in billy’s head?

what if it’s steve’s friends, like dustin and nancy, always giving billy the side-eye when the two walk into a room together, and dustin airing out all of his disdain for billy publicly, in front of billy, to steve, telling him he could do so much better than billy.

and what if steve just laughs it off? what if he just doesn’t take it seriously, thinks dustin is just being jealous because now he can’t have steve’s undivided 24/7 attention, and what if he doesn’t notice that way billy’s face falls and he clams up and stops wanting to hang around the rest of their group.

because steve never stands up for him.

and billy just lets it all fester, boil up inside of him until he’s really starting to believe it. it’s one thing for him to think he’s not good enough, but it’s an entirely other thing for the people steve cares about to think it, and it’s a huge fucking thing when billy starts wondering if, because steve never says anything defending him, if he thinks it too.

that’s when billy starts pushing. because he’s not good enough for steve. they both know it. and billy can’t keep pretending it’s okay.

and it gets nasty. these boys have no. fucking. clue. how to communicate effectively with each other so it really does get to the point that billy is about ready to get a box and fill it with every little thing that belongs to him around steve’s house because he just needs to go. he’s not good enough for steve and he doesn’t want to be the poison infecting his life anymore.

steve thinks billy is trying to sabotage the relationship (which he is, but steve isn’t bothering to figure out why) and billy wants steve to fight for him to stay but steve’s too angry to do that and it’s all the miscommunication and now they’re fighting over the tiniest little things and it’s bad bad bad.

and billy literally packing up his things is finally that tipping point for steve to finally ask billy not to go and finally ask *why* he is doing all of this.

and that’s when billy finally says it. “I’m not good enough for you.”

and that just makes steve even more mad because billy doesn’t get to decide that. steve tells him that and billy just laughs.

“if you really believed that, then why don’t you ever say it?” and billy is holding back tears, because it hurts every time he thinks about steve sitting around while his friends are saying steve “settled” and just laughing it off.

now steve is angry and confused, and billy won’t look at him no matter how many times he tries to get him to and he’s wracking his brain trying to figure out what on earth billy is talking about because why would billy think he thought that way?

billy tightens his grip on the box full of his things. “I hope your friends are happy.”

and that’s when it clicks. and it’s too late for steve to do anything because he’s frozen in place because the weight of the realization is almost too heavy to bear. so he just has to watch billy walk out his front door.

that night, steve doesn’t run to billy’s house begging for forgiveness. instead he runs to dustin’s and nancy’s and robin’s and whoever else he can vaguely remember saying anything at all negative about him dating billy. he rips each and everyone of them a new asshole and the whole time he’s feeling so fucking guilty because even if he never said what they said, he never disagreed, not out loud, not for billy to hear it.

so made a point, to go to everyone’s house and tell them they had to go talk to billy in person and tell them that they were wrong, that he is not only good enough, but he is *good* for steve. and they do, reluctantly, some of them steve had to drag there kicking and screaming. but they do. and once they all have done that. it’s steve’s turn to apologize.

he doesn’t do it standing at billy’s front door like everyone else had. he takes him to the quarry, somewhere private, somewhere that is theirs.

he sits there in the car and apologizes over and over again, and tells billy over and over again that he is so much more than good enough for him and he’s so sorry he never stuck up for him.

and if it weren’t for all the children banging down his door all day saying all the exact same things, maybe it would have been a little harder to accept, but Steve is sitting there begging him, clearly exhausted, clearly having not have slept since their fight, and god his big brown eyes just do something to him.

and they’re good. steve just had to remember to remind billy, every single day, just how good he is.

[well-its-not-human-anymore]

Okokokokokok imagine this: its truth or dare time at the lair and the turtle is dared to kiss his crush (gender neutral), how does it go? Do the boys keep it at a peck or do they go full make out (they have their crush's consent to kiss them for the dare)

Let's imagine that both crush and turtle cant stop thinking about that kiss in the following days, and they're both a little bit awkward around each other everytime someone mentions it or something, would the boys act on it? Or would they wait for them to make a move?

Anyway your writing gives me life dude 💙💜❤🧡

This has sat in my inbox for well over a month, but hey, it keeps everything else in there company, right?

TMNT Headcanons

Why exactly does kissing your crush make emotions feel like punching??

Leonardo

Home boy was not about to admit that you made him nervous

Hell to the no x7

He's the brave, fearless leader, he's not scared of a dare

This is a massive lie

The second those words left Mikey's mouth Leo's face flushed hard enough to cause a hurricane

And you were amused beyond belief

It took everything between you and April to not lose your shit laughing as the oldest brother tried to talk his way out of it

"Come on Mikey! They're probably not even comfortable with that-"

"Hey Fearless! Why don't you let me figure that out on my own?"

Now personally, I've never seen a turtle buffer like a box computer but I can certainly use my imagination

"You don't gotta do it Leo, unless you're scared."

Well fuck, maybe the wink was a little too far

But it did seem to unlock Leo's ability to move his feet

You didn't even get the chance to have a single coherent thought before he kissed you

Luckily, you had about seven inappropriately bad jokes for once he pulled away

Your excuse was that being comedic about it helped the awkwardness between you afterwards

Because holy shit Leo needed it

He liked to think he was assertive but he practically tiptoed around you for days after he kissed you

No worries though, you had no issue with confronting him when you realized that he wasn't going to say anything

"Hey, I'm not sure if you've ever heard this but it's kinda off putting to kiss someone and not take them to dinner. Lucky for you, I'm a very forgiving person so I ordered sushi. Should be ready soon. Meet me at the observation tower downtown in half an hour?"

Despite the two of you getting together only days after that date his brothers still teased him relentlessly for it.

Raphael

Now Raph wasn't exactly known for chickening out on stuff (unless you count heights)

He was a solid wall of muscle, what was there to be scared of?

You?

Evidently so because the second April put the dare on the table he was up and leaving the room

A younger you would've been offended but when Leo began hollering after him you told him to pipe down through your laughter

"He'll be back in a minute. Dude's gotta give himself a pep talk first. Watch."

Man did you love it when you were right

Like a man on a mission Raph came storming back into the room, fast enough to where he wouldn't lose his nerve

April and Casey scrambled backwards when he leaned over you

"We doing this?"

"Well if we don't then I'll be wrong and that's kinda embarrassing so..."

He blanched, staring at you like you'd grown an extra set of arms

"Is that a yes or-"

"Oh just kiss me dumbass."

From your perspective everything exploded when your lips met, everyone else could've died on impact for all you knew

What you did know was that it went on for wayyyyy too long because Mikey was cheering and Leo was trying to get you two to stop

Did it help that April recorded the whole thing to keep as blackmail?

No, not at all. Dick move O'Neil

You would not believe the amount of pestering it took on Donnie's part for him to get Raph to text you in the days following

April practically dragged you back to the lair for game night

You both were so awkward around each other that he almost ended up trampling Casey's foot because he was staring at you

when you were all packing up to head home he pulled you aside

"Look I ah, about the other day- Was that alright? I mean- you liked it?"

This time you didn't fight your smile

"Yeah, I liked it. Did you?"

His response was a shy nod

Casey had to ruin the moment by popping in before either of you could speak again

But Raph did kiss you on the cheek before you left and he got your text later that night that you'd gotten home safe

Michelangelo

was the dare hilarious? yes absolutely

did the two of you crack up immediately after Casey said it?

also yes

Mikey wasn't shy around you or vice versa, the two of you were basically the same person if you ignored the fact that he was a literal turtle

in fact you had joked about it on your own time, more than once that you remembered

which was why now the two of you were grinning at each other like madmen

and without so much as sparing your friends a glance you were on your feet

"You can kiss me- but you gotta catch me first"

then you were gone, turned on your heel and sprinting through the lair towards the tunnels

both of you had broke into furious laughter halfway through the chase, you kept looking over your shoulder to taunt him before speeding up

everyone else heard your shriek of surprise when he snagged you around the waist before you could make your escape

they also heard that shriek get cut off when the youngest brother kissed you into literal oblivion

you would've giggled like a child through it but that likely would've led to suffocation or something and you didn't want to ruin the mood

when you finally separated you made eye contact and grinned childishly at him

he returned your smile for only a moment, then he shoved you onto your ass and took off towards the living area again, leaving you sputtering in dismay

you were panting by the time you stumbled back in and Mikey easily made room for you to collapse on top of him

the others were laughing and even Splinter cracked a knowing smile, this prompted you to glance up at your current seat and wink

"Guys I feel like this might be a good time to tell you that Mikey and I have been dating for over three months."

your moment of triumph was rewarded with the sound of Leo choking on a wonton and Donnie's displeasure of having broth spit on him

best dare ever

Donatello

if he were to be completely honest Donnie would admit that he'd probably do the macarena into another dimension if you so much as hugged him

he was willing to bet money on it

and he nearly dissolved when the words "I dare you to kiss Y/N" left his oldest brothers mouth

he just wanted to drink his damn apple juice, was that asking too much?

apparently so

he spared a glance over at you, swallowing the last of his drink

you were staring at the floor, a mouthful of whatever you'd just eaten making your cheeks puff like a chipmunk

downright adorable

Donnie looked back at Leo, eyes and cheeks burning with embarrassment and perhaps his brother recognized his mistake because he proceeded to take back the dare

you were still staring at the floor, a glassy sheen covering your normally vibrant eyes

"Y/N?"

your head turned so fast you swore you gave yourself whiplash, taking in everyone else's expressions before looking at the turtle who'd called your name

"yeah?"

Donnie gulped

"oh shit- did I miss an important social cue again? I zoned out, sorry."

the purple clad turtle shook his head, sighed, stood up, and left

well now you were both fucking confused and fucking concerned

hands tingly with their previous stillness you set your bowl down and prayed to whatever gods that existed that you didn't hurt your friends feelings

but Donnie didn't rejoin the group for the rest of the morning

and it wasn't until you were all getting packed up to head home that April told you what had occurred while your mind was elsewhere

to say you were infuriated was an understatement and your friend watched you storm through the kitchen and to the training room to let your anger out on a specific dumbass

"Leo what the fuck is your problem?"

the lab neighbored the training room and your words certainly caught Donnie's attention

"Y/N it was just a joke-"

"Jokes are supposed to be funny you pompous asshole. I don't know who shit in your cornflakes this morning but it wasn't Donnie and it certainly wasn't me."

the leader was at a loss for words

"I-"

"Nope, nuh-uh. You fucked up and you're gonna own that shit. Now march your ass over to that lab and apologize to him or I'll show you a real punchline. Emphasis on the punch."

he didn't know what else to do other than to get up and apologize to his brother

Donnie was touched

after the aforementioned apology you went to join your friends on their way out

"hey Y/N!"

Donnie was leaning against the tunnel in a position that told you he was trying to be casual but failing miserably at it

you opted to approach him instead of yelling your conversation across the hall

"yeah Don?"

"I- thanks? for what you did back there I mean."

and damn if you couldn't help but smile

"Nah- don't mention it, " you had to strain your legs a little bit but you managed to press a kiss to his cheek before returning to your normal stance

"I'll text you when I get home."

then he was watching you walk away, hand plastered to the side of his face in shock

he made it two steps on the way back to his lab before fainting

There are not words to describe how much I loved this damn thing. Hope you love it too! 💜

-Mars 🌠

[slashingdisneypasta]

Slashers Toy Story!AU

Or, *cough* a way for me to write out a buncha funny Incorrect Quotes and smoosh two things I love together.

Woody: Jason Voorhees

Buzz Lightyear: Michael Myers

Jessie: Ghostface

Prospector/Stinky Pete: Roman Bridger

Bo Peep and Ham: Freddy Krueger

Mr Potato Head: Chucky / Charles Lee Ray

Mrs Potato Head: Tiffany Valentine

Slinky: Carrie White

Rex: Bubba Sawyer

Barbie: Jennifer Check

Ken: Patrick Bateman

Lotso-'O'-Huggin' Bear: Sheriff Hoyt / Charlie Hewitt. Was gonna be Bo, but Hoyt just fits way better. Plus he has Thomas.

Chuckles: Monty

Big Baby: Thomas hewitt

The Chatter Telephone: Luda Mae Hewitt

Also, Sunnydale Daycare: Ambrose. Because why not.

*I'm thing the kids in Toy Story are the fanbase and creators of the Slashers in this AU. Like, Andy and Bonnie are the original creators that make up the canon stuff and created them to be the infamous characters we all know- and Sid is us fan-people that twist and distort the characters for our own pleasure, haha XD *

An abundance of Incorrect Quotes bellow the cut!

Chucky: *With all the features on his face mismatched*

Chucky: Hey Freddy, look! I'm Picasso!

Freddy: ... yeah, I don't get it. *Leaves*

Chucky: *what... * You uncultured swine!! *Shakes his fist at Freddy's retreating back. That was a good fucking joke, goddamn.*

~

Michael: *Writing down on whiteboard:* Excuse me... I think the word you're searching for is

THE SHAPE.

Jason: *Already so done with this edgy boy's bullshit*

Jason: *Moves attention to his own whiteboard, starts writing*

Jason: *Shows board*

NO. The word I'm 'searching for', I cant say, because there are preschool toys present.

*Gestures ferociously to Carrie and Bubba.*

~

Jason: *Ughhhh. Shows board that he frantically wrote on:* Its not a KNIFE! Its a little stick of plastic!!

Freddy: What's wrong with him??

Chucky: Knife envy~

Freddy: Ah been there

~

Jason and Michael: *Watching Dr Loomis give psychology advice*

Jason and Michael: *Slowly tilting their heads sceptically, in unison*

Michael: *Holds up board for Jason to read:* ... I don't think that man has ever been to medical school.

~

Jason: *Trying to get Michael to help him. Writes passive aggressively on board and shoves the thing in Michael's view:* Would you give me a hand!???

Michael: *Fucking slices his own arm off and chucks it at Jason*

Look, he's having a bad day...

~

Freddy: *Sneaks up on Jason and digs his fingers into the giants sides*

Jason: *Whips around and cracks Freddy in the face from shock*

Jason: *Realises its just Freddy as the other groans and holds his nose, and looks a little guilty. Oh, Freddy. Writes on board and shows him:* There's gotta be a less painful way to get my attention.

Freddy: Agh- Fucking- Merry Christmas, hockey puck!

Jason: *Catches sight of something above them, tilts his head. Writes and shows board:* Isn't that mistletoe?

Freddy: *A slow, creepy grin rips across his face* Yep.

~ Toy Stoy 2~

Jason: *Frantically holding up a board:* Michael! I was a yo-yo!

Freddy and Chucky: *Look at each other*

Chucky: 'Was'?

~

*Michael and the others watching a dude try to buy Jason and failing.*

Michael: *Thinking: Mm, now just walk away.*

Man: *Follows after where Jason went.*

Michael: *Thinking: ... the other way.*

~

*After Jason has been stolen- everyone is panicking*

Michael: *Stomping his foot, trying to gather these psychopaths' attentions. Wait a minute! Wait, hold on! When he semi has their attention, he shows a piece of paper with writing on it:* This is not time to be hysterical.

Freddy: Its the perfect time to be hysterical.

Bubba: *Gasp. Should we be hysterical!?*

Carrie: *Tries to calm Bubba down, a hand on his arm and voice gentle* No-

Chucky: Yes.

Michael: *Thinking: ... well, maybe*

~

Freddy: Give this to Jason when you find him

Freddy: *SMACKS MICHAEL UPSIDE THE HEAD*

Michael: ... *Holds up board* Alright. But I don't think it'll mean the same thing coming from me.

~

Freddy: *Up ahead* Hey guys! Why did the toys cross the road!?

Michael: *But rolls his eyes. Not now bacon bits.*

Bubba: *Perks up and waives. Oh! He loves riddles. Why?*

Freddy: To get to the chicken... on the other side!

*They all look out and celebrate, seeing where Jason was being kept hostage... but then realise how dangerous getting across will be as a giant fricken truck careens by and crushes a can the same size as them*

Bubba: ... *Promptly turns around and starts walking back the way they came. Oh well. We tried-*

Michael: *Grabs Bubba back*

~

Jennifer: I can help! I'm Tour Guide Jen!

Jennifer: Please keep your hands, arms and accessories inside the car, and no flash photography! Thanks.

Chucky: -I'm a married man, I'm married man, I'm married man-

Freddy: *Shoves Chucky out of the way* Then make room for the single fellas.

~

Michael: *Ugh. Writes on board:* They're on level 23.

Carrie: How are we gonna get up there?

Bubba: *Gestures to balloons, then up to the sky. Meaning: Maybe if we find some balloons, we could float to the top!*

Chucky: Are you kidding? I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom, and pretend we're delivering a pizza.

Freddy: How bout a roast? *Grins*

Freddy: *Assesses Chucky and Carrie in turn* With tenderised pig and a slaughtered lamb as sides.

Chucky: Hold the fuck up did you just call me a pig- and a side-

Carrie: What?

Bubba: Oh! Oh! *Pats his chest excitedly. Do him! What about me??*

Freddy: ... Eh, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.

~

*Michael does something to get them all hurt and doesn't to care at all, of course. Just moves on.*

Chucky: Remind me to glue his mask on his head when we get back.

Freddy: *Nods, yep*

~

Chucky:*Embracing Tiffany after having been away saving Jason*

Glen and Glenda: You saved our lives! We're eternally grateful!

Chucky: Oh, fuck...

Tiffany: You saved their lives, Chucky?? Oh, my hero.

Tiffany: *Immediately drops Chucky in favour of picking up the babies* And they're adorable! Lets adopt them!

Chucky: *Thinking: What? No- Absolutely not- Don't say tha-*

Glen and Glenda: Daaaaddy!

Chucky: Fuck.

~Toy Story 3~

Jason: *Holds up a sign as he stands there menacingly with his machete:* You got a date with justice, Charles.

Chucky: Heh, too bad, 'sheriff'. I'm a married man.

Tiffany: *Comes out screaming, wielding goddamn nun chucks*

~

Michael: *Eyes narrow behind mask, slowly holds up sign he prepared earlier:* Bastard son of a hundred maniacs.

Freddy: Hah. That's Mr Bastard son of a hundred maniacs, to you!

~

*The toys/Slashers watch some toys, including Jennifer and her car get thrown in the donation bin*

Ghostface: Oh, man, poor Jen.

Freddy: ... I get the corvette.

~

Tiffany: Its alright, Jen, it'll be okay.

Jennifer: Well... Needy and I have been growing apart for a while...

Jennifer: Its just... I cant believe she would kill me!

Chucky: *Who's 'best friend till the end'/victim also killed him* Yeah. Welcome to the club, toots.

~

Hoyt: They just love new toys, don't they?

Chucky: Love!? We've been chewed, kicked, drooled on-

Tiffany: Just look at my nails!

Hoyt: ... Hm. Well, here's the thing, sweetheart. You aint leavin' Ambrose.

Tiffany: *Thinking: Oh fuck no he did not just- * Sweetheart!? Who do you think you're talking to!? I have over 10 kills, and I deserve more respec-

Hoyt: *Covers Tiffany's mouth with his hand* Ah, that's better.

Chucky: *Thinking: I'm going to fuck this douche up- * Hey, no one takes my wife's mouth. *Shoves Hoyt back off her by the chest* 'Cept me.

~

*Hoyt and Thomas bring Chucky back from 'The Box'. He's more fucked up looking then usual, sand all through his hair and stuck to his plastic features. He shakes it out of his pockets.*

Tiffany: *Gasp* Sweetheart!

Chucky: Eugh... it was cold. And dark. Nothin' but sand and a couple of Lincoln logs.

Freddy: Ehhh... I don't think those were Lincoln logs.

~

Ghostface: I was wrong...

Chucky:

Chucky: Ghostface is right. He was wrong.

~

Jennifer: *Fake cries*

~

Chucky: *Slaps a Pidgeon*

~

*Trying to reset Michael back to his former settings/self (The one that knows them and therefore will maybe-perhaps-possibly not kill them*

Freddy: Oh- oh- oh, here we go. there should be a little hole under the switch.

Jason: *Little hole little hold little hole- Nods. Got it!*

Freddy: To reset your Michael Myers action figure, insert paper clip-

Jason: *Sharply turns to Bubba, urging him to put his finger in the hole quickly*

Freddy: Caution; Do not hold button for more then five seconds...

Michael: *Suddenly stops thrashing and goes slack*

Everyone: ...

Bubba: *Jumps off him, holding up his hands. Its not my fault!!*

~

Michael, on Spanish Mode: *Gives Jason two sweet kisses on either cheek*

Jason: *Awkwardly, slowly holds up sign:* We gotta switch him back.

~

Ghostface: Oh! Mikey!!

Michael, still on Spanish Mode: *Sees Ghostface*

Michael: *Drops to his knees, gathers up Ghostface's hand*

Michael: *Looks up at Ghostface in utter awe and admiration*

Ghostface: *Freaken freaked out. Shouldn't he be the creepy one in this outfit? Leans away* Uhh... did you fix Michael?

Freddy: Uh, sorta. I mean I for one think this is a huge improvement.

~

Michael, STILL on Spanish Mode: *Does a dance of feelings around Ghostface, wanting to express himself*

Ghostface: What- why- please stop I'm gonna pee myself- Of laughter or fear I have no idea but I WILL PEE

Michael: *Grabs and dips Ghostface, and holds up a sign* We will be the most famous killers in history, together.

Ghostface: *Thinking: Oh I can get behind that, hell yeah- *

Jason: *Arrives*

Ghostface: Oh- *Scrambles out of Michaels hold* JASE!

Michael: *Watches them move on together* *Throws down the sign*

Freddy: I suddenly feel disgusting, like... I somehow ended up in some kinda... love-square, of some kind...

~

Jason: *Nicely gestures for Michael to give him some help*

Michael, stillllllll on Spanish mode: *Sniffs his nose at Jason's hand, shoving him out of the way with one arm like no thank you.*

~

Jennifer: Authority should derive from the consent of the governed. Not from the threat of force! // Or, alternatively which I think fits a whole lot better- // I am not going to stand back here and let another fucking old white guy tell me what the fuck to do!

Chucky and Freddy, two old white guys: *Look at each other*

Chucky:

Freddy:

Chucky and Freddy: *Shrug*

And that's it seeing as I don't really wanna see Toy Story 4. I hope you enjoyed this silly thing with me at least a little XD

Okay so I got a little attached in the end.

[aint-thata-bitch]

Helluva Boss episode 7 liveblog

2 minutes in and this is the horniest episode I've ever seen

Oh he's gonna call Stolas for a date!!!!

Ohhhh no I actually feel bad for Stolas, I feel like this is gonna end with Stolas being upset cause Blitzø only called him to get into the club. My mind jumps to Stolas getting up from the table in the trailer.

Awww hes so excited to be holding Blitzø's hand

Ohhhh Blitzø, bro, I feel like you're gonna upset him and regret it

I also weirdly suspect we'll see Barbie Wire?????

Aww hes so nervous

I'm having to stop myself from looking at comments, the comment section is being closed now

Ficking FIZZ??!?!

Of course

Oh he knows Fizz Fizz?!?!? I assumed he just knew robot Fizz wow

Oh allll his exes in one place huh

Hes gonna start going overboard with Stolas to be like "fuck you I upgraded" isnt he??

MOXXIE?!?!

Oh wow!!!!!

Oh shit was that Asmodeus in the box??

This song is cute but I get a feeling the Lust ring wont appreciate it

Knew it

Oh I love Ozzy's voice

His design is so coooooool!!!!!

I almost get the feeling Millie is gonna jump in to defend him and then Blitz is gonna jump in to defend both of them

Oh Moxxie...

Oh well I guess technically he jumped in

Oh Fizz is about to roast him isnt he..

Verosika my beloved bitch

Oh no no no no no

Stolas spotted

I mean...... at least they're having fun????

Oh my god she fucking killed him

Awww, I actually like Ozzy he looks so sad

Awwwww are Fizz and Ozzy a thing?????

That's oddly cute

This is really cute and meanwhile Stolas and Blitz are probably having breakdowns

Oh he mad

Awww does Blitzø want a relationship with Stolas but believes hes being played when hes romantic??? That's really sad to me, bruh

Oh nooo dont cry owl boy

Oh Tex!! Nice to see they're still friends

THEY WERE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS?!?!?!?!

?!?! Fam?!?!?!?

Bruh that ended really sad

Blitzo lore?? I guess???

Man I cant wait until next episode, that was so good. Really hope Blitz and Stolas figure out what's happening between them, I feel like it could develop into a proper relationship.

I think Stolas launching himself at the phone when it said that Blitz was calling

OH SHIT I JUST REALISED HE CALLED HIM BLITZ AND NOT BLITZY!! DEVELOPMENT!!!

[imreszekeres]

Ash!!! I’m so so sorry today was rough for you, I really really hope the rest of your night/week treats you much more kindly than these past couple days have :( !!!! <333!! I think I remember you saying one of ur fave webkinz is the strawberry cow and I was wondering what ur other top faves were?? (Sorry if you’ve already said this somewhere LOL) but I’m so curious! :D If you feel like sharing that is, no pressure!!!! I just remembered I had a reindeer one who was also one of my faves (besides the crocodile and the tree kangaroo)!! Ily dude!!!!! <333

Thanks so much Pinch!! It's always a huge pleasure to hear from you, this means a lot <3

my top 10 are as follows, although this is kinda like asking me to pick a favorite limb or child HAHAHAHA /lh

1. STRAWB COW!!!!! I own... TWO!!!!! WAOW! Unfortunately both were plush only LOL :^( this marked the beginning of my absolute hyperfixation pt. 2 with webkinz! I checked ebay/mercari/etc MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY for A MONTH AND A HALF before I found her! Me and @pizzasteveofficial were together when it happened :)

2. Raccutie! I own one total... I want more but they're pricey. My old username was raccutie waaaaay back in the day before she was even made! So this one means a lot to me!!!

3. Holstein cow!!!! They're my current dreamkinz!!!! I can't afford one even if one is listed unless their owner seriously underprices them (even then I'd feel bad...) right now so alas it'll be awhile til this one is achieved, I loyally follow the people who do custom holstein cows tho!!! I love em!!! Cant get enough!

4. Gotta give this one to the yellow lab... My first ever Webkinz :) I have three now, but unfortunately not my original.. Her name was Cuddles and little me loved her to pieces... I got her during a very sad and blurry time in my life; third grade! she was my pride and joy. I spent a lot of my free time on webbed kinz dot com just to make her life a happy place! we had a terrible old, outdated white blocky PC hahahaha the same one we'd had since I was a babie so the site ran reeeeal slooooow

5. I think the Pumpkin Puppy !! Lil me would never admit it but I wanted one when it rolled out LOL but I was "too old"/goth/"a boy" so webkinz were out of the question. I wish I'd gotten one! I love the more scary/out there Webkinz! I have a webkinz midnight monster too LOL his names scrungly

6. OOOOOOF OK SO, CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S NOT #1 I KNOW, but the raccoon! I have had EIGHT in my life, I currently have 6 I think! Only 1 came with code... I went thru a phase where, if I found a raccoon under ten bucks, I bought it. LOL I miss having disposable income

7. the brilliant bandit! I technically have two! Webkinz gave me a digital one free and I bought a plush later :^) shes pretty!

8. the love puppy! I've owned... TWO! I currently have one! I remember all the love puppy craze back in the day LOL both were plush only tho

9. the mf ZOMBIE PUP...... EPITOME OF WHAT I WAS TALKIN ABT EARLIER LOL this thing is so cute to me!!! but so not traditional for webkinz' look!!! LOVE THAT FOR HER... I dont have one :/

10. the spooky pup! I have 1!!!! :^) her name is Sage and I love her to pieces idk where she is tho......... in a box somewhere in the house LOL

[haikyuu-scenarios-box]

Hi! May I request headcanons for the team reacting to Kiyoko having a girlfriend who is delinquent-looking (piercings, dyed hair, sidecut, tough appearance etc.)? Maybe they're all like "how did she fall in love with a delinquent?!", or they get really protective, or maybe others aren't bothered at all because appearances don't define someone's personality (*cough*like asahi*cough*). Then they find out she's actually really friendly, outgoing and overall a good person. Thank you in advance!

A/N: i finally have kiyoko in my ask box. so blessed. so moved. so grateful. cant believe this is my life. never going to take it for granted. always going to give back. thank you.

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When they first catch glance of Kiyoko’s girlfriend: 

Tanaka and Noya would sulk for a while after finding out that Kiyoko’s in a relationship (actually, every boy who’s in love with her would sulk).

Hinata, Yamaguchi and Yachi would immediately get very intimidated. For a fleeting moment, they’d think that she’s a part of the yakuza. 

Even though Asahi’s timid, he wouldn’t be frightened by her appearance. He also looks intimidating, so he understands. 

Kageyama, Suga and Daichi would be taken aback because Kiyoko’s very feminine and graceful, so they would have thought that she’d end up with someone similar. 

Tsukishima really wouldn’t care. He gets irritated by stupid people, not delinquent-looking ones.

Once they get to know her:

Tanaka and Noya are now not only Kiyoko’s number one fans, but also her girlfriend’s. They’re so protective - if anyone’s about to approach Kiyoko with the intent of hitting on her, they won’t let them since she’s taken. If anyone talks lowly of her girlfriend, they’ll be fully prepared to raise hands. 

Hinata and Yamaguchi are fascinated with her piercings and hair - ‘did they hurt?’ ‘do you want to get more?’ ‘how many piercings do you have?’ ‘Which colour will you go with next?’  They think that they’re the coolest thing ever. Full-on starry eyes. 

Kageyama secretly thinks she looks really cool, but he’ll never, ever admit it - he’s way too shy.

Tsukishima still doesn’t really care. He does provoke her though; like when he said that she should get a hairdresser that’ll bother to cut both sides of her hair.

Yachi loves the fact that she’s now got another girl friend besides Kiyoko and Saeko. Plus, she’s thankful whenever Kiyoko’s girlfriend scares off whoever’s trying to hit on her. 

Asahi, Daichi and Suga get along very well with Kiyoko’s girlfriend, since they all share the same kind-hearted nature.

Bonus: — Kiyoko’s girlfriend is pretty good friends with Saeko. — Taketora’s jealously will amplify once he sees that Karasuno’s now got a ‘pretty one, cute one and cool one.’

[artislifeevans]

Para: “Step One: Get Help”

Tagging → Sam Evans and Trey mentioning of

charice.

Time Frame → August 24th around 12:30pm 


Location →coffee shop

General Notes → Trey ask Sam our for coffee, wanting to ask him for help.

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Trey: was not a nervous man by any means. Being a model meant that you had to be used to people critiquing your looks and telling you what you did wrong. He was used to people telling him he needed to change something or he wasn't good enough because he did it so much for work. But this wasn't work. This was his life. A life that he wanted nothing more than to start with Charice. They'd been dating for a little over a year now and to say that he couldn't stop smiling would be an understatement. How did he even describe how this woman made him feel? She was small and feisty and opinionated and gorgeous. But more than that she challenged him to be a better man. To look deep within him and use a strength he didn't know he had to fight for what he wanted. It was like breathing for her but for him it was a hard lesson he had to learn with her help of course. Besides that she had a kind heart. Not just with her children, who he had the chance to meet and eventually love too, but everyone Charice met. Sure, she had a bad side that if you crossed her, you had the misfortune of meeting but for the most part, she was so kind. And loving. And giving. Which was why he wanted to make her his wife. He'd had a whole plan. Something where he'd whisk her away for the weekend and lavish her with attention and things but she wasnt that type of woman. She could buy who own stuff. So he was going to give her something she couldn't give herself. He knew she was a workaholic so his plan was to take her and the kids away for the weekend. And with the kids help, he would propose. All of it was a solid plan but he knew he wouldn't get anywhere without the right person's help. And that was Sam. He knew Charice was strong and he didn't need to ask Sam for permission to propose but he also knew how much she respected Sam and how it would speak volumes if he didnt include him. If Trey was honest, it was weird how close they were and for a split second he wondered if there was more between them but it became very clear, very quickly that they were family for all intents and purposes. Which was why he'd invited Sam to a coffee shop to chat. Sam was happy when he got a call from Trey wanting to meet up for coffee. Most people would think he was weird for being friends with his ex sister in laws boyfriend. But it wasn’t weird for Sam, okay maybe at first it was weird. His loyalty was with his brother, and he really felt like they could work things out if they wanted. But he knew it wasn’t up to him and he needed to respect their decision, especially Charice. He knew that she wasn’t happy and that she just wanted to move on with her life. And honestly all Sam wanted was for her to be happy and he believed that she was once Trey stepped into her life. When Sam first met him, he was highly protective of Charice. But as they started dating and Sam got to know Trey he could see what a good guy he was, and how he was so good with his nephew and nieces. Once Sam dropped his protective habits and got to know Trey better. They became really good friends. Sam finally made his way to the coffee shop. He pulled the door open, smiling when he spotted Trey. “TREYYYYY!”He said loudly, knowing he was being embarrassing. Trey couldn't help but chuckle when Sam said his name loudly. "Homie, you gotta chill," he laughed, bumping his fist with Sam's. "You always so damn loud." He took his seat and pushed a cup of coffee towards Sam. "I already got your coffee. Black just like you like it." Sam chuckled loudly, ignoring the looks he was getting from older people. “What?!! I’m chilled! I’m chilled!” He laughed, returning the fist bump. “Hey! I’m not THAT loud!” He playfully rolled his eyes as he sat down. “Thank you! I haven’t had caffeine in four hours and I’m dying” he said eyeing his friend up, before speaking “So what’s up?”

Trey took a slow sip of his own drink and breathed out heavily. "Before I say anything I need you to know that I'm not doing this because I think Charice has to be asked for. I mean I know she's a grown ass woman who can take care of herself and she doesn't need me or you to be her guard or to make decisions for her but since I cant talk to Chris or Santana about this because frankly, they scare the shit out of me, you're my best bet..." Sam could tell by the way Trey was acting that he had something big to talk to him about. Especially from the way he was taking a deep breath. He shifted in his seat as he took a sip of his own coffee, quickly raising an eyebrow when Trey started to speak. He nodded his head in understanding as Trey continued, not blaming him at all for being scared to talk to Santana and Chris. If he was honest he knew out of everyone in their group those two were the worst at being overprotective when it came to Charice. He chuckled lightly “Listen I have been friends with them forever and they still scare me.. just don’t tell them that though” he smiled, quickly started to worry, “Is this thing bad??? Of course it is if you’re coming to me? I mean everyone comes to me when they want to break something to Charice! As if she won’t kill me and hide my body! If it’s a secret don’t tell me!” he rambled nervously. Trey inhaled once more before pulling the small ring box out of his pocket and sliding it over the table. "You sure you don't wanna know about the secret?" he shrugged. The barista who made their drinks walked by to clean a nearby table and smiled when she saw the ring on the table and Sam's shocked face. "Ohhh I love proposals. Did he say yes yet?" Trey looked up at her and shook his head. "I haven't asked yet so... if you could..." She nodded and zipped her lips. "Of course. How about a free muffin on us if he says yes or no..." Trey gave her a fake smile and turned back to Sam. "So..." Sam was about to say something else. Like how he want gonna help Trey break anything to Charice and that he was on his own. But before he could speak, he noticed Trey sliding a small ring box his way. He quickly realized what Trey was trying to do and it was obviously he was asking for his help. Sam couldn’t help but smile. He was happy that Trey wanted to propose to his sister and was going to give Trey his answer before the waiter came up to them. He looked at the girl confusingly, trying hard not to roll his eyes at her comments. He was about to tell the girl a thing or two, but decided against it. His eyes went back to the box, he was happy for Trey and he was sure what Charice answer would be. But some part of him thought about his brother. He knew Dylan had moved on, or at least that what he was trying to convince everyone including himself. But he knew his brother still loved Charice. But another part knew this wasn’t about Dylan and his feelings. It was about Charice and what he was sure that he wanted. Besides Trey was becoming like a best friend to him and he was he to not try to help. “Count me in!” He smiled.

Trey clapped his hands quickly at Sam's response and stood up to give him a hug. "Thanks man! I mean really! I was afraid you'd say no or tell me it was a bad idea or that... I don't know Dylan was still in love with her or something wild," he laughed, taking his seat once more. "I was just thinking the craziest things because I just wanna spend the rest of my life with her ya know? Have you ever just felt like there's this one person who you know makes you better but more than that, all you want is to be with them. It doesn't matter if it's in the middle of a storm or the worst party ever or when they're sick or you just wanna be in a room with them. You ever felt that for someone?" Sam chuckled as he got up to return Trey’s hug. “No problem man! I’m happy that I can help” he said honestly, sitting back in his chair. He shook his head when Trey mentioned his fears “Listen. This isn’t about my big brother.. this is about Charice.. I love her very much Trey.. I would do anything for her. And I know how much she loves you.. you make her happy and honestly that’s all I want for her. She’s been through so much hell.. it’s time for her to be happy” he smiled. He looked down at his hands instantly thinking about Mercedes at Treys question. Even though he has let Mercedes go and accepted the fact that he had lost her forever. It didn’t mean that he doesn't that about their past together and almost having a happily ever after with her. He nodded his head, clearing his throat, looking back up at his friend “Yeah.. I felt like that once upon of time.. it didn’t work in my favor.. but It makes me happy to see that it will for Charice and for you.” He smiled. Trey nodded and licked his lips. "Look man, I'm not a romantic or nothing but I fully believe that love like that doesn't just not work out. That shit has to come from some cosmic force or something. But thank you for your support and you know if she says yes you're gonna have a spot in the wedding right? You can be our flower boy," he joked. Sam wanted to believe that Trey was right, that maybe somehow or another, he could get it right with Mercedes again. But in his mind he knew that was going to happen. They both just needed to move one and stay good friends. He simply nodded his head, giving Trey a small smile “no problem man.. “ he chuckled, playfully rolling his eyes “Awwww can I even wear a cute little dress too?” He said in a girly tone. Trey chuckled. "Of course! But look, you gotta keep this on the DL okay? I don't know when or how I'm gonna do this but I've got this plan to take her away for a romantic weekend... But she can't know. Deal?" Sam shook his head, laughing as he took another sip of his coffee “I promise.. she won’t hear anything from me.. In fact let me know when you do so if she has the kids that weekend. I can take them off her hands.” He suggested. Trey smiled and took one last sip of his coffee. "Thanks man. I really appreciate it. But look I gotta head out, I've got this shoot I need to get to. Thanks again Sam."<p/>

[queersunflowers]

smh cant believe you made me send an ask,, i dont even remember the questions so do all of them, that's 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 and idk if there are numbers after but if there are then also do 94 95 96 97 98 and 99 if they're available yeah get rekt nerd

 You could of just said “all of them” but no, be extra. A lot of these are Yes or No questions so don’t get upset if I didn’t give my whole life story.  

The Questions I’ll Be Answering: 

1. Definitely not.

2. No, haven’t talked to that fucker in a year lmao

3. Yeah, oops.

4. Kinda. In terms of friendship, once you loose it, its gone. Relationship wise, same but I’m so fucking loyal ah.

5. Don’t “like” anyone atm but I did do a Lab Report with a really cute girl

6.My future (past High school bc shit sucks)

7. (The Cheeto president aside) Nothing much.

8. I think its cute/fine as long as their safe, properly taken care of, and no frat boy is within a 50 mile radius of her.

9. YES.

10. If you’ve been around me for more than 10 seconds you would know: its fucking Cranberry Juice

11. Three, maybe four.

12. All my jeans are skinny jeans.

13. Get fUCKED UP (I’ll be blogging that night)

14. Clothes or food most likely.

15. Lol no

16. Three months? Maybe, I mean everyone changes and I can’t predict the future. But maybe.

17. Honestly? All of my best friends (irl and internet) and my grandma. I can count this on my hands.

18. When did TFP air?

19. Nope

20. I’m realizing that life’s fucking short. Go do what you really want to do.

21. Meh.

22. Sure, don’t see why not.

23. Nope, kinda glad.

24. To pee. Also the LGBT page on the White House’s website would be great.

25. Eh, nothing really.

26. Blonde and purple baby

27. No, but it doesn’t take a lot to make me laugh

28. The cute girl that I did my Lab Report with kept joking that she couldn’t read the equations and idk it’d sound weird if I explained it.

29. If you asked me this like a month ago, I’d say yes. Now? Not really.

30. Not everyone.

31. No, he’s my best friend and also my other best friend’s boyfriend (my otp btw)

32. Funny story, I actually did like someone before and I told them and they were so happy because apparently I was the first and they got excited it was cute.

33. Yeah lmao

34. Ed Sheeran’s new songs and the Waitress soundtrack again

35. Mechanical only

36. No idea

37. No, I believe you have to truly meet someone before loving them.

38. The last person I texted, my best friend Izzy.

39. Formally, I’ve never actually danced. Casually, probably someone during a build day for tech

40. Pregunta numero tres

41. During Dear Ruth, Props Master brought chocolate cupcakes.

42. Nope.

43. Many, many, many times. Old crush tho

44. I don’t tan at all, I burn like a vampire.

45. Nah

46. No

47. Izzy from #38

48. Excuse you, I perform.

49. YES.

50. Once

51. Does your school ID picture count? If not, my picture for yearbook

52. I live for Musicals whatdoyoumean

53. Y E S especially with my dumbass family lmao

54. I don’t even know what that is

55. Cherry or Apple pie

56. Actor and Painter (was close)

57. Eh

58. All the time

59. No, I should

60. Sometimes in the winter when the floor is cold

61. yes

62. Nothing ;)

63. Hannah Montana FT. The Jonus Brothers

64. Target ftw

65. Neither

66. Neither.

67. Peanuts

68. Don’t have one; I don’t really like her.

69. Yes, I quit innnnn 6th grade I believe. Won lots of competitions n such

70. Probably something theater related

71. yes

72. no

73. YES, we just finished setting the light plot for UYL and wow

74. Les Miserables is pretty coolio but otherwise Blythe Bairds “Give Me A God I Can Relate To” is great

75. With

76. No, I want to tho

77. Yes

78. I missed The Color Morale when they were here but otherwise Dodie Clark (aka love of my life)

79. The Pretty Reckless 

80. I drink both but it depends on my condition and the weather. I drink hot tea when i feel like SHIT or need to calm down. I drink cold tea if its hot outside.

81. Both, although I drink a lot more coffee because I fall asleep in class

82. Thin Mint girl scout cookies (bought 3 boxes from my friend)

83. Eh

84. Haven’t tried that

85. Depends on what it is. If I’m taking a test, no just fucking give me the thing to fail. If it’s like a face-mask or something, I forget its on.

86. Never been to a wedding so idk

87. Yeah, in elementary school we had to guess how many jelly beans were in a jar and my best friend at the time had a mom is the PTA who did it and he told me and I won.

88. Nope

89. I don’t like olives in general so

90. Dude, like I’ve already had sex so obviously I don’t care. Virginity isn’t really real and life doesn’t wait so go do whatever you want to.

91. Bedroom, sexy aS FUCK

92. Eventually but I’m not the diamond ring kinda gal. A simple band will do just fine, as long as I’m with the one I love, it’s cool.