#they're both college professors but they couldn't do a basic sink repair that i did in 5 minutes
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yardsards · 4 months ago
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so apparently my roommate straightup Did Not Know that leaving your food out on the countertop for several hours can give you food poisoning. i thought when she brushed me off every time i told her to put her food away she was simply throwing caution to the wind. "ohhh, is that why i get sick so often?" FUCKING PROBABLY!!!
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