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yardsards · 5 months ago

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so apparently my roommate straightup Did Not Know that leaving your food out on the countertop for several hours can give you food poisoning. i thought when she brushed me off every time i told her to put her food away she was simply throwing caution to the wind. "ohhh, is that why i get sick so often?" FUCKING PROBABLY!!!

#eliot posts #i found this out yesterday and i am still fucking reeling #jesus christ #like. i normally don't like to make a big deal of folks not knowing things. it's not like we're born knowing them #but she is TWENTY FOUR years old and has been living alone for like FOUR YEARS #how do you not teach yourself basic food safety in that time???#also i would like to Have A Word With her parents. please teach your kids basic life skills good god #...unless they ALSO don't know #they're both college professors but they couldn't do a basic sink repair that i did in 5 minutes #im not a plumber or anything i just know how to read instructions and watch a youtube video #my roommate ALSO didn't know that ceiling fans used electricity. or that cis lesbian sex can still give you stds.#i need to be this woman's new dad or something lmao

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