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Uuuuh, did a redraw of a drawing from earlier this year; they weren't kidding with this practice thing, bro.
#transformers#maccadam#my art#constructicons#fan continuity#long haul#scrapper#they have to bicker like an old married couple#idiots#they're almost on scale#if you squint#fuck I forgot how much I love drawing long haul's legs
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barok looks like he's allergic to peanuts
woke: projecting your period cramps onto a character
Bespoke: projecting your allergies onto a character
#listen i have several allergies and none of them make fucking sense and i am so fucking pissed about this has hit something in my brain#on that allergy scale (1-6) my allergies score a 4 on average but that doesn't mean they're so bad i die it's just that i'm very sensitive—#—to the allergens. i am allergic to literally every animal with fur (even 'non-allergic' curly horses) but i grew up next to a FARM—#—with two CATS and did HORSE RIDING for like FIVE years aND YET#i at least got rid of my pollen allergy that once got so bad that i had to leave school because my eyes kept watering and swelling so much—#—that I couldn't see anymore. i also did a microdosing exposure therapy for my animal hair allergy that did nothing#i fucking hate allergies so much. congrats barok you can never eat peanuts again. suffer.#there is a fic where he has a cat hair allergy and i was like 'yes! representation!' but then iris fixed it with her tea so he could pet—#—wagahai again and i was like 'you motherfucker. i literally couldn't visit any of my friends in school because they all had furry pets—#—only for your spoiled ass to be able to handle your cat allergy in the early 1900s. fuck you.'#i am not allergic to peanuts but! i am allergic to hazelnuts which i found out when i ate cake with hazelnuts in it and then had to go the—#—hospital and they almost sent me away because they didn't have a children's ward until they realized that i wouldn't have to stay the nigh#this too is barok torture which i always enjoy#thank you for your ask it was a smart and entertaining thought#dgs#barok van zieks#ask
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I'm curious, but how tall are sprunkis compared to humans in your design? I've noticed you've drawn anons pretty small when compared to them (not complaining, tho lol. It's probably just for laughs)
oh joy im gonna have a fun time with the height scale bc this may sound unhinged at the time im answering this
so we know the jellybean designs are self-explanatory so lets go over the questioned heights of the anthro designs. the humanoid sprunkis are often drawn to be on par with the average human heights (some may be taller than others)
however they only look like they're on scale in the universe they're in. realistically, if the sprunkis were to be next to humans, they would maybe be at the size of a large dog at tallest
i guess their anthro designs could be 3ft on average but i still choose to make them smaller than that solely bc its comedic to think of the size difference from each race lol
#leer got an ask#miscellaneous leer#idk take this with a grain of salt bc i answered this at almost 3am and im sleep deprived lol#but i still believe they're like on scale from the universe they're in but when placed in our world they're T I N Y#also i just got a gag where anons are small goblins thanks to my main artist inspo who depicted them as that#so it has become my headcanon heights for tge anons i draw.... yes im headcanoning you as short.... you are a teeny tiny thing /lh#anonymous
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#almost did another modern au driving hc post for the three of htem.#they're all shades of only know fast and average bad.#Vi is the worst for traffic lights they are not real. she does not perceive them#Needles. never under double a speed limit and the problems with it#Nilrysn's car of thesus just feels like death when you sit in it#he's chosen to be stubborn and not replace until it's /dead/ dead.#his driving itself......oddly enough just very fast and near dangerous but lower on the scale.#(this is why he gets the bodies. I might say literally.)
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More dragons! I drew more things on paper. I did the 2 big ones along with the lil water dragon, and earth dragon (big bull horns) completely in pen, I did do the last on in pencil to start tho.
#artwork#artists on tumblr#magic#fantasy#Dragon#Storm dragon#Fire dragon#Water dragon#Earth dragon#Another fire dragon#Whenever I draw a type of dragon they always follow like a similar pattern#My sky and storm dragons almost ALWAYS have a mane for some reason#Fire dragons often have like big poky scale plates#Water dragons got to have them frill things#This was my first time going full pen#No references#No plan#No sketch#Just pure chaos + a pen#I'm rlly happy with the way those weird lil spark pouches or whatever they're called came out The things on sky dragon earth and fire drago#I actually rlly enjoyed drawing scales on these guys#I'm so sorry about that horn on earth dragon. I had no clue what I was doing for a while there#ok i think ive put enough tags on this now#Oh#Also sorry about my camera quality 😭#The photos don't do them justice
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ratdeuls complaining about gose calling it "boring and disappointing" and blaming it on the production team on twt...
#yall are so annoying and ungrateful sometimes#they're literally filming shit for us in between their packed schedules#production team has a lot to factor in and work around#ofc there's not gna be a lot of those big scale production type stuff they did back in 2022-2023#pple act so entitled sometimes (all the time)#it's literally 30 minutes of free content for their fans on an almost weekly basis#and yall wna complain#bibi thoughts
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The thing about 'alien invasion because the home planet is doomed' media is I always just feel like a civilization who has attained interstellar travel and associated technologies would probably have more pragmatic options than an invasion of the nearest inhabited planet. Like it just feels unlikely that the Earth is the only reasonable option worth all the additional effort of a hostile takeover at that point. And that's just based within the presumption that spacefaring civilizations would be colonialists who think nothing of genocide, which really isn't a given.
#Oh they also got proton supercomputers communicating instantaneously via quantum entanglement why do they need the earth so#goddamn bad and they're using them to be all petty and 'YOU ARE BUGS' and etc FIGURE SOMETHING ELSE OUT#Yeah I'm watching that 3 Body Problem netflix show. It started out really interesting to me but it's getting less interesting#as we learn more...#I do want to read the original book now though#I do like that the actual 'invasion' is coming 400+ years ahead of when it takes place#The distance being outside the scale of multiple human lifetimes but quickly impending on a societal scale is interesting#Wow It Is Almost Like An Analogue For The Full Effects Of Unmitigated Climate Change Woww
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okay so with the naturalist done let's go a bit weird
1, 9, 24 and 25, for The Boatman.
1 - Why do you like or dislike this character?
The chess games you can play with him are really fun. I love how the difficulty organically builds up over time the further you go and the more your PC perishes- it really feels like you're slowly bonding with the guy, getting more comfortable with him, getting more comfortable with the Neath in general, etc etc. Even if the watchful checks are a bitch by the time you hit endgame.
Seriously, look at this! Look at the progression!! It's so charming. I love it so much. I may be losing in my boardgames but I am winning in my heart.
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9 - Could you be roommates with this character?
Hell yeah!! The Scoundrel is already practically roommates given how much they've died already/die on a bi-weekly basis. I wouldn't mind a skeleton homie. He's a little... intense, but he's a cool guy. I think we could hang out together. Some time off that boat would definitely do him good.
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24 - What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?
I mean... pretty much any form of death/the grim reaper in any sort of media, really? He's pretty archetypal. If it's a skeleton representing death, it's reminiscent of him.
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25 - What was your first impression of this character? How about now?
At first: eyy what's up my dude (fascinated by the new zone, passing 100% watchful checks with ease)
Now: EYYYY what's UP my dude (just chillin', failing a 63% watchful check 7 times in a row)
#yes im still doing these. yes im just slow lmao#ask#fallen london#i dont think about the boatman (original edition) much and we dont really know a lot about him as a Person. but i like the guy#death is a chipper fellow. and also apparently a bit spiteful if you pick certain evolution endings. but i like the guy anyway#the scoundrel's at... roughly 30-ish against the boatman by now? honestly im looking forward to hitting 40#even if it's only going to get more and more painful to win at chess#caeru's account is a blessing by comparison. despite everything to do with SMEN he's only died a few times so far#i cant wait to watch him get progressively worse at chess#sidenote while this ask is very obviously not about him. while on the subject of small organic progression stuff in FL#i really like how the high nightmares menace card just. naturally scales with your watchful#yes it's an Ordeal to deal with the manager and yes the scoundrel almost always has the walls are wrong burden#but i like it in semi-narrative-terms. it feels like you're adapting to the neath. in a way.#or maybe just losing it more and more#either way i just!! like it!!! even the upper river equivalent cards refer to the manager like he's an old acquaintance by now#and i just like that. i like the feeling of buildup it evokes#by the time you hit railway the boatman and the manager arent just menace guys. they're ur menace homies.#and optionally your fellow besties in card gaming if you picked heart's desire#idk. this probably makes no sense and im rambling incoherently for no reason like i seem to always do with FL asks#tldr; i like the funny menace guys
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💭doing the wrong thing for the right reason .
Send 💭 + a topic and my muse will tell you what they think about it.
"That's... unfortunate. But I've heard... stories. Sometimes, people have to do something bad. Or think they have to. Sometimes people don't have a choice, and all they can really do is... just... try to do what they can... and sometimes the only thing you can do is something wrong. I think... I think the reason makes a difference, though."
#{{ ooc additions: Dove has Almost Certainly had a conversation with Raven about things like this.#Since... you know. Raven kicked off The End of the World and she DOES talk to Dove about that a little bit in the final chapter of DDD.#(She's basically telling her she knows what it's like to regret but she can't DEFINE herself by it.)#But sidenotes aside Dove understands that on this world of violence and evil and pain#sometimes good people have to do bad things for the greater good.#She's not happy about it. But she understands why people have to do it.#(It's part of her resignation of being a hardcore pacifist but wanting to do hero work too.)#She knows there's also good and benevolence and love on this world too. And she knows they're valuable.#So even if she's a bit defeatist about the struggle between them being never-ending: she respects that some people Make Hard Decisions#to tip the scales towards Good.#Dove answered an ask#send me a symbol#cyberninja#caleb asks
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WoL Think Thonkers
#3. How do they feel about being Hydaelyn's chosen? (Feel free to break it down from ARR's "Champion of Eorzea" all the way to "The Savior of Etheirys" as much as you like. Have those feelings changed, or just grown more complex?)
The short answer is 'bad'.
She's a foreigner, and most importantly a layman. Word of Louisoix's deeds had spread to every corner of the star, but Tsuna was so far removed from Eorzea and Her struggles that it had little bearing on her. After all, the Far East had their own problems with Garlemald, and during the time of her Echo awakening the rebellion in Doma was coming to a head.
She joined the Scions not out of passion for their cause, but because she had nowhere else to go. It was either stay with them, or go back to dancing on the street for coin-- or worse: be ostracized for her Echo. Arenvald and Minfilia were the few souls that had been touched by Hydaelyn like she had been, and so she felt as if she found a home there even if she was pressed to earn her keep.
She's also not the adventuring type-- she's not in it for glory or even for potential riches. Any deeds Y'shtola espied her doing in Vylbrand was borne from reckless altruism. She learned in due time, of course, (how to fight and how to live) but it was a steep curve.
Being 'Hydaelyn's Chosen' does also make her a target. She is blamed for not being more omniscient. If she is 'chosen' then why could she not prevent the Banquet? What was a few dozen soldiers to the power of a primal? Why could she not save Minfilia that day? Why did Hydaelyn have to take her? Ever since she joined the Scions nothing but misfortune came upon them. **
Everything up until Stormblood was her being swept up in events, and surviving because she was 'favored', was the only one who can, or because she had to. It took the events in Stormblood for her to finally confront her past and realize that it was a choice she made to continue on her path.
By the end of Endwalker her candle had been burned at both ends. The deaths of so many weigh on her, and Hydaelyn is now gone. She's dealing with so much trauma by then that much of her journey is tainted for it. She also refuses to wear the 'Saviour of Etheirys' mantle because it wasn't just her that stopped the Final Days.
So, in all it hasn't grown better, just so much more complicated.
#** I have been writing a fic about this concept lmao but it's uhh yeah#I don't think I can ever publish it lmao#it's fun tho... drunken tunasan fight wahooo (im sure everything turns out fine)#actually I have a fic about several of these#esp her trip to drybone because it's uh like taking a princess on a camping trip and she's complaining the whole time#tsuna is very much a 'reluctant hero' and if given the choice by the story she almost never does things alone unless it's a primal#and once the scions receive Vrtra's scales then they're never apart-- or even do fighting without her (such as babil tower)#wolthinkthonkers#queue time#lore ; weaving a story.
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dean voice if you pay enough anybody will be anything and then the other dude says it wasn't about the money it wasn't even about the sex and dean just tilts his head and looks at him with this quizzical look it's so .
#tell me a guy probably definitely traded sex for money a time or two without telling me a guy probably definitely traded sex for money a#time or two yknow#like the look seriously is so. politely baffled almost. like he's just thinking well it almost always is about the money but okay dreamer#go on#i think if dean turned tricks a lot of the later times he didn't even mind it much he likes the contact he likes making people feel good he#likes having the money#and the times when it wasn't good and wasn't okay are just kind of. they're in a little box in the back of his head with everything else an#on the big scale of things that have happened to dean winchester it doesn't even really register#yeag#natural soup
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#I can't fault Matt for this because I don't think most people necessarily know how big a raven is.#But they're big fuckers. Easily the size of some of your chonkier hawks.#His point that one size category up would not be big enough to carry a small creature like Orym is reasonable but...#not. the way. he made it.#animals#Critical Role#CR3#CR3-62#of course there are a lot of kinds of hawks that vary widely in size but still not the best comparison#there *are* hawks that are a lot bigger than ravens but not like. the scale of an Enlarge spell bigger.#a better comparison would be it would end up almost the size of Orym but still a fraction of the weight because birds are *not* dense#they kind of need to be like that to fly.
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I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.
Some of my favourites include:
Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)
Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?
Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?
Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!
Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?
The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.
So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:
Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"
#shut up fermi you nerd#im not even sure interstellar travel is even possible#at least for any sort ot life we can comprehend#and maybe thats fine
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#i think the parasyte fixation might be back bc i started watching the grey series#very interesting that it's taking place in another country bc it makes sense the alien invasion was a global scale#i'm curious to see where it goes bc the first episode kind of tells the audience a LOT if they're a complete newcomer lmfao#i spent half of it being like huh that?? sums up almost everything we learn from the original manga/anime#it's totally understandable though hfgfjgfh#the head morphs look AMAZING in this though damnnn#z.txt
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Do you think authors sometimes don't realize how their, uh, interests creep into their writing? I'm talking about stuff like Robert Jordan's obvious femdom kink, or Anne Rice's preoccupation with inc*st and p*dophilia. Did their editors ever gently ask them if they've ever actually read what they've written?
Firstly, a reminder: This is not tiktok and we just say the words incest and pedophilia here.
Secondly, I don't know if I would call them 'interests' so much as fixations or even concerns. There are monstrous things that people think about, and I think writing is a place to engage with those monstrous things. It doesn't bother me that people engage with those things. I exist somewhere within the whump scale, and I would hope no one would think less of me just because sooner or later I like to rough a good character up a bit, you know? It's fun to torture characters, as a treat!
But, anyway, assuming this question isn't, "Do writers know they're gross when I think they are gross" which I'm going to take the kind road and assume it isn't, but is instead, "Do you think authors are aware of the things they constantly come back to?"
Sometimes. It can be jarring to read your own writing and realize that there are things you CLEARLY are preoccupied with. (mm, I like that word more than concerns). There are things you think about over and over, your run your mind over them and they keep working their way back in. I think this is true of most authors, when you read enough of them. Where you almost want to ask, "So...what's up with that?" or sometimes I read enough of someone's work that I have a PRETTY good idea what's up with that.
I've never read Robert Jordan and I don't intend to start (I think it would bore me this is not a moral stance) and I've really never read Rice's erotica. In erotica especially I think you have all the right in the world to get fucking weird about it! But so, when I was young I read the whole Vampire Chronicles series. I don't remember it perfectly, but there's plenty in it to reveal VERY plainly that Anne Rice has issues with God but deeply believes in God, and Anne Rice has a preoccupation with the idea of what should stay dead, and what it means to become. So, when i found out her daughter died at the age of six, before Rice wrote all of this, and she grew up very very Catholic' I said, 'yeah, that fucking checks out'.
Was Rice herself aware of how those things formed her writing? I think at a certain point probably yes. The character of Claudia is in every way too on the nose for her not to have SOME idea unless she was REAL REAL dense about her own inner workings. But, sometimes I know where something I write about comes from, that doesn't mean I'm interested in sharing it with the class. I would never ever fucking say, 'The reasons I seem to write so much of x as y is that z happened to me years ago' ahaha FUCK THAT NOISE. NYET. RIDE ON, COWBOY.
But I've known some people in fandom works who clearly have something going on and don't seem to realize it. Or they're very good at hiding it. Based on the people I'm talking about I would say it's more a lack of self-knowledge, and I don't even mean that unkindly. I have, in many ways, taken myself down to the studs and rebuilt it all, so I unfortunately am very aware of why I do and write the things I do most of the time. It's extremely annoying not to be able to blame something. I imagine it must be very freeing. But it ain't me, babe.
Anyway, a lot of words to say: Maybe! But that might not stop them from writing it, it might be a useful thing for them to engage with, and you can always just not read it.
Also, we don't censor words here.
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Something that I think Warhammer 40,000 storytellers miss sometimes is the sheer scale of their setting. I mean, don't get me wrong - I love the big, dramatic clashes, the characters you can buy in mini form and their convoluted, interwoven lore, the dramatic combats against unstoppable foes across a thousand ruined worlds. But that's the top of the setting, as it were - the most powerful beings in the universe, all fighting for supremacy. And at ground level, the level of the ordinary person, are so many other stories.
Did you know that a Lunar-class void cruiser has a crew of 95,000? Nearly a hundred thousand people, aboard a spaceship five kilometers long. A city, flying through outer space to wage war. Many of those people are proper trained soldiers, fresh from some academy or veterans of long, grueling campaigns, and many more are pressed into service, begrudgingly laying their lives at their Emperor's feet. But, unless the ship is currently actively involved in a really bloody campaign, most of those people were born aboard that ship. Most of their parents were born aboard it. And their grandparents. And their great-grandparents. Lineages stretching back centuries, so far that the original soldier who came aboard has been forgotten. A lot of those people probably know, on some level, that they're aboard a ship flying through space - but a lot of them probably don't, and I guarantee you almost none of them understand what that means. This ship is their world. To look out the window means madness so often that they avoid it - not that windows are readily available anyway. Most of them probably barely even understand that they're fighting. All they know is that when the readouts on their analog instruments display like so, when they hurry to obey the blared orders through the klaxon, the Emperor is pleased with them. They were born into that world. When they were children they did smaller tasks the adults couldn't. Their entire existence was winding metal corridors, laid out according to some archaic design, any logic that might dictate their layout long since degraded after millennia of ignorant maintenance, lit only by emergency lights that have long since become the default. They learned how to read an angle readout or how to relay an order perfectly the way another child might learn history or math. When they grew up, their service was flawless, born of pride and ignorance, and when they grew old and died, their legacy was remembered until it was forgotten. Many were killed in battle, but who cares? They gave their lives to the Emperor - a name whose meaning they don't understand, but whose importance they believe in wholeheartedly, all but synonymous with the commanding officers up above.
Sometimes, the klaxons sound a specific command, and every person on board who understands what it means feels a deep, awful dread as they run to their battle stations. They don't know what a warp jump is. They don't understand they're going from one place to another by the fastest way available. All they know is that, for a time, the ship dips into hell. The corridors go wrong. Things and people might not be where or what they were before. Daemons stalk the halls, and must be killed by any who can hold a lasgun. The overcrowded berths, the little nooks that families find for themselves - they are not private anymore. They are not safe. Things drift through the shift that do not care about the laws of physics, but that delight in killing and torturing human beings. Vast energies shake the ship and tear parts of it away - their home, their world, their existence, the biggest thing they can imagine, assaulted by something bigger. Is it the Emperor's punishment for failure? Is this what battle is? What's going on? They don't know, and no one who does can be bothered to tell them. The dread of those who have seen this before is even worse, because they don't know how long it will be. It might be just a few hours. It might be days, or weeks, or months, or years, or decades. It might be centuries, as the captain of the ship goes hunting daemons deep in the warp - the officers live that long, after all, and have little care for those who don't. There will be people born in hell, who spend their entire lives fighting from the day they can stand, and who die in hell, as old age and need catch up to them and they curl up in a corner to perish. To them, it isn't even hell. It's just the world. The world is death and pain and cruelty, an infinite metal box through which monsters stalk, and sometimes you must run to a battle station and do as you're ordered to do. And sometimes, as they reach forty or fifty or even a ripe old sixty, the ship drops out of the Warp, and, for the final years of their life, they are granted a life of relatively safe service better than anything they ever hoped to dream of.
Those are the kinds of stories I want to see more of. Super-soldiers fighting each other is cool, yes, but I want to see this universe explored. I want stories from the perspective of those that keep the Imperium going, or the aeldar, or the tyranids, or anyone, really. There's just so much potential in this setting. It deserves it.
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