#they're IMPATIENT

[jonathanbyersphd]

IDC what happens in the alleged 90s epilogue, Jonathan and Nancy get married way too young (23&22) in Fall of 1990 I know it in my heart

[adskayapanda]

There are a lot of fics in the fandom about Charles making the first move and him always being the impatient one and pinning Edwin to every surface but I'm here to say that when painland gets together Edwin will be the one who doesn't want to wait, he's the sluttiest slut of them all. A hundred years of suppression doesn't just cut it. Edwin Payne is an insatiable little bitch ass and Charles loves it. I need more of this.

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye

[kindaeccentric]

'vampires are bad at art', factoid just statistical error. most vampires are quite decent at their crafts. Marius De Romanus who paints like all his works were made by AI is an outlier and should not have been counted

[thatswhatsushesaid]

[marcelineuntitled]

fanart for The Great Miyagi Prefectural Cherry Blossom Viewing by @kings-highway (on ao3)

[remyfire]

I work with somebody about once a week who is so fascinating to me, especially when they are at our first desk. When someone walks in, they do not so much as smile or look at them, much less greet them. When someone leaves, they don't do anything either. If someone says, "Thank you," they say, "Sure," and if someone says, "Have a good one," they say, "Sure."

Listen. I don't know if it's because I was born and raised in the South for over three decades or because I was the front-facing customer-service-driven person at my previous jobs for a grand total of eight years. But I wince and get a little flappy anxious every time. What do you mean, you're not greeting people warmly so they're smiling as soon as they come through the door? What do you mean, you don't thank them for coming, wish them a good day, and bid them farewell? What do you mean, you just don't interact with the public unless forced, even in our front-facing job?

I think the amiable Southern politeness is just too engrained in me. There is no getting rid of it. And I'm kind of hoping that eventually I can work my way up to having more shifts at our first desk instead of our second because it's a lot weirder to gently greet someone from a distance when the employee closest to them is not paying them a single bit of mind.

[pharma-tard]

Using "rich" as shorthand for "bourgeois" and "poor" as shorthand for "working class" has resulted in mass retardation, I fear

[elswing]

GOD i know it's not going to happen but i would kill for celeborn to be trapped in rhûn. it looks like the masked people pursuing the stranger + co are trapped in service to the dark wizard or at least being blackmailed into it (one said something about needing to be healed, maybe an injury from the war??) so there is a strong chance they're not JUST evil minions but people being coerced into service because they need something

also if the stranger rescues him and we get a gandalf/celeborn For I Would Much Like To Speak With Him buddy backstory that'd be really cool

[minimallycreative]

im starting a new sweater and the ribbing is done through the back loop and i just have to say. who ever invented this. im coming for you. im coming for you and im gonna get into your house and steal all your left shoes.

[skrunksthatwunk]

something he can't put into words.

[wikiangela]

Seven Sentence Sunday

tagged by @theotherbuckley @diazsdimples @tizniz 💖

today a different wip again that I don't think I shared yet lol - writing a smutty sequel to my bucktommy post-first date fic and it's barely started but there's progress! 😅

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“Say that again.” Buck says quietly, even to his own ears sounding almost frantic. His hands twist in the fabric of Tommy’s t-shirt, and pull him as close as possible with their seatbelts on. He needs to get to his place as soon as possible and get enveloped in Tommy, no room for air between them, he just needs him closer, closer, closer.

“Say what?” Tommy teases, lips brushing the shell of Buck’s ear, knowing damn well what Buck wants to hear. 

“You know what.” Buck pulls away slightly, just to meet Tommy’s eyes, and can’t stop a pout that quickly turns into an awed smile. It’s a late evening, the sky is dark, just like the inside of the car, only illuminated by the lights of the city as they’re driving, and Tommy looks so gorgeous. There’s an amused smile playing on his kiss-swollen lips, but even in the dark Buck can see his own desire mirrored in Tommy’s eyes.

“What?” he smirks, leans closer to press a kiss to his lips again. “Baby?” he whispers, and Buck shivers, a sharp gasp escaping him. Oh, he likes this. He likes when Tommy calls him just about anything, in that wonderful voice of his, but this, being called a pet name like this by a man, it’s new and thrilling, and that man being Tommy is just so exhilarating, it makes his racing heart skip a beat, and it only adds to the heat pooling in his stomach. Shit, he needs to get Tommy alone right the fuck now.

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[booasaur]

Funny to see you not answer my question about homophobia in Gaza. Guess you don't have an answer to how we can support a group of people who would not hesitate to wipe out LGBT people in the name of religion.

There are too many answers to quickly formulate the careful reply I wanted to give and was working on, especially when I haven't felt like writing anything at all.

Frankly, the answers are self-evident and the question is ludicrous and fails to understand anything about this situation, Palestine, and people in general.

You would ask me, a Muslim lesbian, if Muslims deserve to live because of their attitude toward LGBT people?

You think there aren't queer people in Palestine? Who're under far more threat from Israel's bombs and bullets and blockades right now than from anyone else? You think they're aren't varying levels of acceptance and discrimination there, like anywhere? You think children, babies, should die before they've had a chance to even form opinions, let alone change them as adults? You think other places with queerphobia, like Florida or Texas or England, should be carpet bombed? Is it just homophobia we should use as a criterion or is racism also bad, in which case, wherever you live should also be targeted?

How about we just don't kill any group at large, whatever they think or feel or are? How about that? It is ridiculous to use your hypothetical fears of what might happen to justify what is happening right now, the actual wiping out of Gaza.

[sporesgalaxy]

Cataclysm backstory poem in the style of the Collector's storybook :)

•••

We're supposed to amass, but it's all such a pain!

Preserving's so slow! Collecting's a drain!

Still, the other collectors command me to try

So I chase after mortals, and swiftly they hide.

I try thinking of ways for my chore to end speedily,

but whatever I do, mortals burn up too easily!

☆•☆•☆

"Talk to them," say the others "and they will abide,"

But it's not any faster. Believe me, I tried.

"Stay put!" I'd command, "Stop hiding! Stand still!"

But none of them listen, all shrieking so shrill;

"Apocalypse!" "Evil god!" "Cataclysm!" they call me.

My chore takes twice as long-- it's four times as annoying.

When I'm finally done, my archives are "too small."

But the mortals-- they meddled! It wasn't my fault!

Say the others, "You're young. You will get it someday."

But I don't want to "get it!" "It" should just go away!

I'm sick of being too little! Sick of everyone else!

I'll run off, see the planets and stars for myself!

And no one will tell me I break them too fast!

The others don't try to stop me. "This tantrum won't last.

[sysig]

Utterly Defeated (Patreon)

[arianna-creates]

Pennywaynes first date is at a valentines themed gala 💕

Once again inspired by @bruciemilf and @pennywaynes