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I think the funniest (read as: most upsetting) things about the Five/Lila/Diego side plot is that literally NOBODY got a happy ending out of it??????????
There are definitely outcomes to that bombshell of a plot line that would have been more favorable than others (my favorite probably being the one where it doesn’t happen at all), but let’s take a look at the facts shall we?
Diego, Lila, and Five all die (along with the others of course)
Diego dies with no true resolution for the fact that his wife and the mother of his children cheated on him with his brother
Diego also ends up some sort of weird cuck who watches Lila reach for Five’s hand during their final moments, knowing it’ll be the last hand she holds.
Diego dies with no clarity as to whether or not Lila loved Five or not. She never fucking answered him. Maybe her silence was meant to speak for itself; I just think it’s bullshit that he died not knowing and having that uncertainty.
Lila dies after spending 7 years in some sort of time limbo away from her children, only to see them for a grand total of maybe an hour being she meets her death
Five dies also not knowing if Lila loved him, which I think is significantly less important than anything else on this list, but I do think if you’re going to write a love triangle at least SOMEBODY should know if love is in the equation or not?
Diego and Five both die with bad blood between them.
I have mixed feelings on the season overall, and I didn’t hate a lot of the aspects of it that others seem to.
I can however agree that not only is the love triangle unnecessary and weird, but it was shoddily written and cruel in its delivery. This is some half-crocked shit I’d expect to see in a mid-series writing slump to generate drama that can be resolved over the course of a season or two- NOT some kind of ambiguous series finale.
The only props I have to deliver to this plot line are to the cast for managing to act their asses off despite the script being garbage.
#so sorry for the rant but wow do I have feelings#why did five ‘need a love interest’ Blackman??#leave that to the 13 year old wattpad girlies#they’ve got that handled#I’m normally a ‘hear me out’ hot take bitch when it comes to media people hate but WOW this was disappointing#the umbrella academy#tua season 4#tua#tua s4#tua spoilers
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I keep thinking about how Ashton’s been acting lately and I coming back to them saying that they’ve earned “a minor sense of superiority” for all they’ve been through in their life and then how through a lot of what they said after that demonstrates that that sense of superiority goes far beyond being minor. Especially the way they laughed and said “who else?” when the Hells asked themselves if they should really be the ones deciding if the balance of the world should be upended and remade. It carried a lot less of a “well who else is going to do it?” energy that I think it might’ve once carried, the sort of thing the Nein might say, and instead felt more like a “you really want anyone else but us choosing that?”, which aligns with the wildly out-of-hand way they were behaving in the council meeting. They really seem to be placing themself above everyone that was in that council room, especially with how they repeatedly said that all of those delegates are stupid and blind and so on, particularly those who answer to divine powers (I cannot remember if Ashton directly said that last night, but I feel like it would align with what they did say even if they didn’t put it that clearly).
What makes that very interesting to me is that Ashton is also a vessel for a higher power now, a power that—from the way they seem to be looking at things—is grander and older and more powerful than the gods themselves; a titan. They may not answer to Rau’shan, but they channel her power just as surely as any cleric or paladin might channel their deity’s powers. Which is a little hypocritical, but that’s not my point.
I keep wondering that if maybe, probably on a subconscious level, that connection to an older power than the gods is fueling Ashton’s sense of superiority over the gods and those who follow them.
#I don’t have a clean conclusion to this I just ended up rambling againnnnnn#but yeah I’m like. if the gods were gone and Exandria somehow survived#and divine magic was wiped from the world#ashton would still have their powers#because they’re a vessel for two beings actually that are older than the gods#rau’shan and the Luxon#but I only mentioned the Titan stuff in the post bc they don’t know shit abt the Luxon right now beyond what Essek and Leylas have said#whereas they have a lot more info about the Titans to fuel this infuriating superiority complex#don’t get me wrong I’ve loved Ashton from the moment they were introduced#but I am so frustrated with how they’ve been behaving#the shouting during the council meeting was… painful#bestie you’ve got a charisma score of 6 pls let the charisma casters handle this#and also Orym. let the talkers and the level headed one handle it#you can argue with them later while you make out#critical role#cr spoilers#ashton greymoore#Quinn metas#cr meta
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I want sunburnt blush for black girls… like that dark rich terracotta shade
#like they’ve finally got a handle on dark berry shades#but now we need some burnished red oranges! dark corals that aren’t ashy!
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Anons are so weird sending my vagues to people who they weren’t even about lmao
#[redacted] is just a samgirl no????#who doesn’t hate dean too badly???#and they and i are not associated in any way they’ve never followed me???#i was talking about like 4 people who were following me and successfully got them to fucking leave#because following people while talking about how much you hate them is WEIRD#like just don’t follow me?????#if you can handle other opinions you can handle other opinions if you can’t you can’t and you show that by how you complain elsewhere
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had an absolute shit day at work, got off of work, remembered lando and oscar’s beef, almost started crying, went on twitter, saw that they ate mcdonalds and played monopoly on the plane back to monaco, almost started crying again, no longer feel like shit thank you and goodnight
#no bc my day at work was lowkey terribleeeee 😍😍😍😍#had TWO people call and yell at me and the first one was literally so bad that my bosses and everyone else that works there was APPALLED#when they read the transcript of the call and said it was one of the worst calls they’ve ever seen#i’ve worked here for literally five days and three of those werent even me actually working and answering calls#so anyway that was cute but they all said i handled the situation well so there’s THAT#which. realized how much i actually cannot handle praise because i still feel a bit weird about that#anyway#got off work and then had literally twenty minutes to myself where i actually could be alone with my thoughts#and OBVIOUSLY ended up thinking of landoscar like any normal person would#and then got incredibly sad and felt a pit of despair in my chest#and then went on twitter and saw the article saying that they’re fine#so like. i no longer feel like actually blowing my brains out#at least until i think about landos radios and then i want to die again but what can you do#anyway. i have to be up at 8:30am so i will very much be going to sleep soon because i am Tired#and i really hope i don’t uave to deal with that entire situation again at work tomorrow because there’s a chance i will lol#lacey talks
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Fully dressed, cry in the bath I’m still a child Pick me up, reuse me ‘til the glue melts apart From the heat of the argument
#Tiny blue 🥺🥺🥺#no they’re like 14 here but still#blue phantom#the blue phantom#DuckTales#ducktales 2017#dt17#duckverse#wacky’s art#gyro gearloose#mad ducktor#Madfen royalty au#uagh this song reminds me a lot of them#rambly backstory time because I just got it figured out <3#yknow being an emotional person while also not being allowed to have emotions and *also* being a kid was hard#they broke a lot of stuff and caused a lot of problems#finally when they were 10 they accidentally uhh tore their house down#their mom said that’s it you’re done and sent them to live with their aunt and uncle#they were the youngest of eight and very quiet so they didn’t get a lot of attention and they were mostly seen as a burden#but then nobody else wanted them because. their magic yknow.#they were passed around a lot from relatives to old friends to whoever until they ended up with quackfaster when they were 16#and that lasted a miraculous two years#until the beginning of over my head#the only person who’d wanted them before that was their grandparents actually#but they were old and couldn’t physically keep handling with blue’s breakdowns#Also why blue never introduces themself with their last name because they’ve been with so many people#Most of whom they want to forget their time with#so they just say they don’t have one#until they get their title :3#wackys art
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The first one was Violets original design. She was supposed to be 17, light blue with purple markings (like classic sonic), abandoned in the woods by Sonic cause he didn’t know how to parent and that’s what his parents did, Shadow didn’t even know about her until she confronted him looking for Sonic, knowing that Shadow was her dad and thinking he did too and is basically on a revenge quest after Sonic and finds Shadow along the way. Sonic explains himself and while Violet doesn’t forgive him she give him a chance to prove himself and they are very happy. They end up more like best friends than father and daughter tho. Also Sonic is 29 and she was a fusion of him and Shadow from when Sonic was 12. G.U.N basically took his DNA, took Shadows DNA and merged them before they’d even met.
She is now 7 years old with 2 loving (yet kinda shit) parents who are trying their best and a brother named Shock, autistic and overall just a fairly stable kid.
Idk what happened
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sth#sonadow#sonadow fankid#sonadow fanchild#original design#vs#new design#the first one had potential but the story had too many loopholes that I couldn’t find a way around#and I really wanted Shadow and Somic to attempt to parent#even though they are horrible at it#Sonic let’s them get away with too much#Shadow let’s them get away with nothing#ok they aren’t horrible#their kids just aren’t very good at regulating their emotions#and I wanted to project cause my parents are like that#and also one of them is autistic (just like me fr fr)#and even though Shadow is also autistic they are both undiagnosed and don’t understand each other#for the most part#like they relate and Shadow is definitely better at handling some of it#but he shuts down#she melts down#it just doesn’t go very well#just like me and my mother :)#they are trying their best and working with what they’ve got#and they aren’t the worst#they could use a bit of improvement though#and I’m tempted to have them get wayyy better at it#and don’t even get me started in Shock lol. I probably won’t make content in them tho
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not this interviewer ambushing all these riders with questions about wt and pt riders being excluded from u23 next year 💀
#they’ve all handled it well but like. come on it just got confirmed this morning#leave the kids alone#anyway i have many thoughts on that rule but it is what it is#very typical of the uci to take something that maybe is a real concern#but attempt to fix it in a completely over reactive or nonsensical way#little guy posting
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did u add the rainbow flags for pride in ur desc or were those always there...
I somehow didn’t even think abt adding any for pride..
#wren speaks#quiescent trolls#they’ve been there for years#I think I added them when people were saying you got more hate if you did#because in my head if I could direct it towards me#then I’d maybe protect someone who cldnt handle it#anyway#maybe I’ll add a pride flag behind my icon or some thing
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Me: Why aren’t there so many more TenMartha shag-or-dies? Let’s write a simple one!
Me, later: Let’s base it on Ten being required to bring Martha to orgasm X amount of times in X amount of ways
Me, several thousand words into new fic whilst actively ovulating: Let’s make Martha a virgin+have Ten be super empathetic and gentle about it because they’re best mates/he knows she fancies him/he wants her to be comfortable+enjoy herself as much as she can
Me, falling apart: Over and above all of that, let’s channel obscene amounts of energy into ensuring it’s in character/realistic/feels like an actual [NC-17] episode
#tenmartha#ten x martha#tenth doctor#martha jones#doctor who#just shouting into the void - don’t mind me#honestly I’ll be happy if ONE person enjoys this smutastrophe#I know the bulk of TM shag or dies are handled with pretty heavy and consistent angst#and I’m not saying this is angstless#but I really want to highlight the trust+affection between them#their friendship is so often tragically overlooked#of course there’s an emotional imbalance between them but he still adores her#and finds her attractive - which certainly doesn’t hurt#and obviously they’ve got chemistry in spades#anyway idefk why I’m using tumblr as a diary but it feels good to write it down
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playing inquisition first really is the move because you can finish the whole entire thing and won’t even realize how much of an absolute fucking slog it is until you start the other two
#dragon age#dai#dang I really was like “’idk what everyone’s on about I love this game it’s so good???’#and then I started origins lmaooooo#‘oh I love an open world’#‘it sucks that da2 reuses maps’ bestie you rotate kirkwall in your head like a gas station hot dog when you can’t sleep#tried to hype myself up to replay inquisition by being like ‘we just have to get through the hinterlands and then we’re in the clear’#and then I thought about the storm coast and the western approach and the exalted plains and I just do not have the strength to do this arm#emerald graves and hissing wastes and crestwood my beloveds you did nothing wrong#emprise du lion you’re on thin fucking ice (literally)#don’t even get me started on the voiced lines and the absolute blandness of the inquisitor vs hawke and hof I cannot acknowledge this#like you’re gonna tell me they’ve got all these origins and they make no impact on the story in the slightest???? cmoooooon bro#give my gworl something to chew on I cannot be handling ALL of the character development by fully ignoring in-game canon#also bring back city elves in dreadwolf you fucking cowards
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OK so I’ve just watched the first two episodes of The Bad Batch (season 2) and…yep. I understand the post about this not being altogether different in tone to Andor. The Empire is very much not pulling punches. “Hey look here’s another city they orbitally bombarded” “here let me falsify that report for you”. Along with one side order of angsty emotional turmoil, a main character getting injured to the point they’re incapacitated, and the mission not actually succeeding-I’m guessing this season is not going to be sunshine and rainbows. This is going to be season two of Rebels all over again isn’t it?
#star wars#the bad batch#tbb season 2#the bad batch spoilers#clone force 99#I feel like they’ve got a much better handle on the group as individuals this time around#they’ve clearly had time to get used to being more civilian than military#and I love Echo’s stance on things-especially as the only ‘reg’#Also Cody’s chances of survival just dropped to basically zero didn’t they?#I may just start mourning now
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idk who needs to hear this but short of insurance fraud nobody is out to get you. a much simpler but maybe more painful reality is that they just don’t like you that much. things u think and feel were done out of malice were probably done with 0 thought at all.
#it’s that time of year!!!#where i think about all the fucked up shit my ex put me thru#wishing someone had grabbed me by the face and told me this#handling it better than usual#but tonight i got so angry for no reason i just had to lie down about it for an hour#and simmer in my rage#my body remembers what my brain is desperate to forget#i hope they’ve gone full tradwife with their shitty boyfriend and his big dick#/b
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Everytime I see anything abt how teenagers are reacting to Kanye I wanna scream bc black women have been saying this for YEARS!
Especially on tiktok bro, like there are videos where ppl are talking about how the normalization of anti semitism is happening in spaces like schools right, like it’s ppl saying that their classmates are jokingly saying “Hitler was right” and using literal dogwhistles that they pretended they didn’t know existed “as a joke” and it’s always someone with a stupid shocked look on their face acting like it’s some big new thing that see coudve never predicted but we literally HAVE
When y’all were making fun of AAVE, when y’all started calling the bodies of our aunties and moms “bbl bodies”, when y’all started calling every fat black woman peaches or Lizzo, you know who saw first hand just how easily teenagers were radicalized and converted? BLACK TEENAGERS! Do y’all know the hell it was to be a black girl with “DSLs”? A black girl being called Shanaynay by Shane Dawson Stans? You know who has firsthand experience with being gaslit using dogwhistles? Black girls that were called hot cheeto girls by their TEACHERS! Y’all yap and yap Abt the alt right pipeline and ignore who’s affected and how, and NOW y’all wanna act surprised? Y’all are just confused that you’re seeing it in real time abt ppl u pretend to care abt.
White people make me sick bro y’all can’t be this fucking unserious. Some bitch making a post abt how we should be aware of what celebrity stanning can do to minorities as if black girls weren’t dealing with swifties, Ayesha Erotic fans, or the entire fucking K-pop fanbase for DECADES! Like bitch we been fucking knew y’all are the only ones not caught up.
#and this is never Abt Jewish ppl dealing with antisemitism#yall are fucking fighting and I hate that y’all have to go through this shit on such a wide scale AGAIN#but I am pissed Abt the response#Im not pissed that Kanye is getting this backlash#Im pissed that OTHER anti semites don’t#to pretend that there isn’t any kind of racism in the way the situation is being widely handled would be pure ignorance#Kanye is getting everything he deserves#but some of these niggas deserve just as much and for some reason white ppl wanna make excuses#and you know what I wanna point it?#the sheer difference in how black women and queers are handling the situation vs how black men are#cause let’s talk abt it!#black women are talking to younger members of the community#telling them how this is not ok#how this is abhorrent behavior#opening spaces for questions and learning#they’ve been doing this since the whole Nicki thing and likely even before that#Nicki is just when I got tuned it#vs black men saying shit like ‘we were the real Israelites’#Nigga get real#And Im not saying every member of x group is educated/ignorant or whatever pls be so fucking forreal#Im just saying that the way white ppl are handling this situation is exactly how I expected them to#and they can’t be trusted to call blk ppl out without being racist or weird Abt it
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Tartaglia is getting increasingly jealous about the attention you are giving daddy dendro, be careful clari😳
WAAAAH anon!!! (*/ω\*) stop hehehe u just made me so giddy!!! he is such the jealous type tho like the man is borderline yandere and lately i’ve been thinking about just how he’d react, knowing he was my first favourite, my original favourite, but then came ayato and thoma (a packaged deal, of course), and now here comes alhaitham, stomping all over everything with his big stupid boots and what the fuck??? ajax was here first, and he doesn’t even have a single fic to show for it, only bits and pieces of finished work!? that’s not fair! hehehe waaah i just feel like he’d be fuming over it all and def plotting some clever yet gruesome murders 。:゚(。ノω\。)゚・。
#i’m gonna get my other men killed by accident fr#no hahaha like once my best friend and i were talking about what it would be like to live in a house full of our favourite characters right#and it just makes me think about living in a house full of my genshin faves and how fucking chaotic it would be#because obv ayato has thoma to lean on; his loyal dog his obedient pup who loves to serve him#so they’ve got each other#haitham doesn’t need *anyone*; he’s so independent and honestly he most likely wouldn’t even WANT to be friends with the rest of them#seeing them as either insignificant or a waste of his previous time or just plain rivals#i could see him getting on politely with ayato but i know he’d be able to see how sneaky and sly ayato actually is like immediately#so he’d keep him close just to keep an eye on him#and then my poor ajax#who everyone would hate#who would be alone and suffering because of it#who would be JEALOUS and possessive and clingy and needy#not that he isn’t strong + smart enough to handle himself because he is#i just think emotionally he’d have a harder time controlling himself#he’d be prone to emotional outbursts and the other men would find it easy to poke and prod and just set him off#which is dangerous they should not do that#anyway i could go on forever about this HAHAHA it’s my daydream lately#hope ur doing wonderful anon bb!! <3#enjoy your weekend and stay safe!!!! don’t forget to hydrate <3#inky.bb#clari gets mail
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I feel like the fact that Kory is the same If not younger than Dick is also something that I feel like is really not talked about. And I feel like it’s important because of the weight of the different tragedies they had in their lives and what is expected of them and what they except of each other. And then when they are together they are like cuddled together during meetings or shown soon after with Dick putting his clothes on and Kory in bed. Like it’s hard imagining how young they were and like they really were young. Lol But also like the fact that they didn’t really have a person to go to to help guide their relationship and they relied mostly on their friends…
the titans are such a fun clusterfuck of people when you think about how insistent they already are about being independent and making their own choices and doing things their own way at the ages of like. nineteen. like i get that in white people spheres that’s an adult but to me personally that is still a child i really don’t think you come intro true adulthood until maybe your mid twenties. but anyway as i was saying they’re so self assured about themselves and their identities or at least they claim to be and it’s like. you know it wouldn’t kill them to lean on their mentors a little more and that it wouldn’t be a failure if they had to do so bc they didn’t know where else to look to for guidance. i honestly think that is why roy and wally end up so comparatively well adjusted: they’re not affronted or ashamed by the idea of needing to ask for this help. and kory is obv a different case bc she doesn’t really have anyone outside of the titans to ask for it but i really do find it amusing how staunchly committed dick is to making his own decisions and leading his own life without asking for bruce’s input while nonetheless expressing hurt at the idea that bruce would leave him alone to do exactly that
#outbox#sry i kind of meandered from the point of your ask but the last sentence rly got me bc#i think one of the titans’ biggest flaws (well. at least the fab five’s) is that they’re kind of delusional about adulthood#it’s like they think they know all there is to know or that they’re capable of figuring it out on their own when you know reality says other#wise. otherwise. but surprisingly i think kory is actually more mature than most of the fab five#they just don’t want to admit it bc they think she’s a savage. or well. dick does 😶#it’s interesting how she has this deep range of experiences that are honestly constantly underestimated#despite how much knowledge and awareness they’ve imbued her with#like does she have self worth issues? sure. i still think she’s more mature and adept at handling relationships than dick though
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