#they’re very weak for cute girls 💔

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Waughhh Ari!!😭😭 thank you so so much for such a sweet response to my silly lil jjk sona thoughts🥺 It was such a fun time sending in her info to chat about, a lot of my friends enjoy but are not super into jjk, especially not to the extent of making a sona/oc so I’ll generally just have ideas marinate in my mind because I don’t want to overwhelm them by trying to talk about it ^^;

And!! Thank you so so much for all of your wonderful support and offer to listen to all of her lore™️, I would just never want to bore you or clog up your inbox/blog!🥺 (But I cannot lie I do have some more😳) But anyways!!! I cannot get over how sweet your response is I’m glad her CT seems to be interesting enough, especially considering it’s more or less support based. I was struggling big time trying to think of something that would seem fitting AND work, so to hear that she has the esteemed Ari stamp of approval,,,,sobbing and screaming,,,the highest honor🥺

Omg omg I had never even considered her technique possibly weakening the side effects of Sugu having to consume the curses that is😳 so so big brain but also so <:( poor guy has to get his CT enrichment time so the curses don’t eat at him from the inside out </3 She’s just here to support her friends and protect them in any way she can, and if that means giving them silly friendship bracelets then so be it😤

And ramble aside!!! Pretty please know that I, as well as everyone else would love to hear about your sona if you ever feel like chatting about them! The more the merrier, jjk sonas are such a fun thing to create and I know yours is absolutely lovely! <:D As always there’s zero rush to respond or anything of the like, and thank you so so much for your time!🥺

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🍓 ANON MY LOVE !!!!!

PLS there’s no need to thank me at all!!!! thank you so much for being so sweet and for sharing such an awesome sona w me 🥺🥺 i love her already!!!! she’ll always always have the ari stamp of approval <33 AND PLS DON’T HOLD BACKKK i’d love to hear more abt her!!! genuinely!!!! it could never bore me!!!!! i’m alr so invested in her ct and relationships…. would LOVE to know what her dynamic w sashisu is like :0 if you’re open to sharing, obv!! <33

but wahhhh i just. really think she’s so lovely!!! and yeah my brain has a tendency to jump straight to sugu no matter the topic of discussion 😭😭 but i think he would be soooo fond of a sweet little reader……

She’s just here to support her friends and protect them in any way she can, and if that means giving them silly friendship bracelets then so be it😤

LIKE… she’s just such a lil angel T_T i’m such a sucker for characters who unabashedly adore their friends….. i just KNOW they never take those bracelets off too . hhhh they’re adorable…. i’m clutching my chest n falling to the ground….. pls have mercy 🍓 anon……….

[m1ckeyb3rry]

LMAOOO no because Nagi’s blanket is FLYING off the bed I can just see it there’s no way that man doesn’t wake up looking like he went through the five stages of grief

SHDGSHS im very excited hehe I know your lineup of fics is gonna be scrumptious

Omg I remember mass feeding my dragons and seeing them transform into adults like WHAT IS THAT fountain of youth for the win I specifically remember getting the ouroboros dragon leveling it and being like what the fuck is that nightmare fuel and throwing it into the fountain

Honestly so real for that LMAO I could see yuki picking peach too for whatever reason LMAOAOA

OOO wait I was NOT aware that’s what sheik was because I haven’t played any of the Zelda games or dived into the lore I only really know them by name LMAO omg wait that’s so cool though and I can def see Otoya picking sheik then LMAOAOA on a related note I remember getting Mr.game and watch once via the random selector and I kept falling off the field HAHAHA definitely not for the weak LMFAOOO I FORGOT THE WII FIT TRAINER EXISTS thats actually so hilarious I definitely remember the Wii fit battlefield setting though I’d always push people to the very edge with Charizard and just slam them out of bounds

Also OMW TO READ NOW SHDGSJXJSJ will return with commentary o7

-Karasu anon

that one epinagi chapter where he wakes up w his shirt is half off and his limbs everywhere…i know what you are nagi (the world’s most problematic sleeper)

THERE’S SO MUCH I PLAN ON POSTING SOON!! since i just updated hollyhock i’m back in request mode hehe which means next up are some hiori oneshots i think?? also at some point i want to try writing smth for yukimiya even though no one requested for him because how can i claim to be a tabieitaKEN fan without writing anything for yuki 😭💔 plus he has even less stuff out abt him than karasu and otoya so yk i have to contribute 😓

the flower and poison dragons were my first heartbreaks…they’re sooooo cute as babies but WHAT are those adult forms 😒

HAHA i haven’t played zelda either but when i first played smash w my best friend i pulled up a list of all of the female characters (like i said i only play as girls) and sheik was on there so i played as her for a bit and my best friend (who has played zelda) told me the lore. tbh i didn’t like playing sheik that much which is why i moved on to zero suit samus but she just has such otoya vibes that i know in my heart he’d pick her LMAOAO also the wii fit trainer is so ANNOYING to play against but also so funny because it’s so random?? tbh smash in general is such a random game 😭

I’M GOING TO GO RESPOND TO YOUR COMMENTARY NOW HEHE 🫡

[seokgyuu]

My commentary on: Here comes the Sun after catching up >.< Part Dos

Chapter 7: I cannot with the 98s groupchat, please “strangers to lovers au”💀 seungkwan and chan casually talking about yns tweet has me dying, but I love seungkwan and Vernon’s different approaches to getting chan to ask YN out ㅠㅠ NOT HIM CALLING HER A GOOD GIRL BYE😭 I love how the 96s are just going in on YN over her texts with chan but I knew Woozi felt some type of way and I know wonwoo texted him and that’s on context clues🕵🏽

Chapter 8: I KNEW WONWOO JAD A FUCKING CRUSH ON HER TOO I KNEW IT but he’s so tragic like that’s noble of you to give up your crush for your friend but dang that’s angsty. She slapped cheol and struck fear into him we love that lol also her and Soonyoung bonding is so cute and fun

Chapter 9: DINOO YOU ARE BOLD💀 also Soonyoung stop please my sanity can’t EITH your jokes I’m smiling hysterically at my screen-.- they’re going on a date ahhh. Also YN is such a dumbass “take me out” in what context would be the other way😭 but Jihoon coping with his crush by being passive aggressive 💔😭

Chapter 10: Joshua please stop and let your true self show for once for Jeonghan’s sanity🤡 I love how invested the oldies are in yns business to the point where they’re dropping what they’re doing to go get the tea straight from her on her dinner with Soonyoung. Such a ride or die friend group😭

Chapter 11: of course we start the chapter with JiHan bickering lol and cheol has to mediate between them😭but Wonwoo is such a good friend to Woozi consoling him about his crush crushing on another man and going on a date with him. Idk I like how their crush on tan made them bond it’s kind of touching like you can tell wonwoo really cares and wants Woozi to be happy :(

Chapter 12: I love how the plot just TAKES A TURN lmaaoo😭💀 it was so refreshing to see the 97s again after only appearing at the beginning of the story!! As a fellow caffeine drinker I feel personally victimized by wonwoo help but I still love him though he’s just being caring 😭 also Mingyu developing a crush on Yn is so juicy and chaotic especially when chan is also his friend?!

HELLO i am sorry i fell asleep last night before I could answer 🥹. but let’s dive right into it!!!

the 98s… a different bunch fr, and the good girl … just spot on chan, like… damn. you are such a good detective i swear you’re gonna fade through this predicting all the twists and turns 😭😭

wonwoo is in fact a tragic little man. he is very selfless i guess, or is he? ig that will show with time 💃🏼. he does have his reasons and jihoon doesn’t know them so he is just like ??? dude tf. soonyoung and her friendship is so cute, but tbf all her friendships with the 96s boys are special in their own little way 🥹.

the take me out was SOOO 👎🏼 like obv he won‘t k word you, yn 😭 get a grip!!! but at least she is going on a date with him you know, like that’s her DREAM. only took her absolutely embarrassing herself for that to happen 🤡.

gonna be honest, joshua had a good start and now the 95 presence is getting weak i need to give them some more screentime JFJD if only to have joshua swear or smth and have everyone shook. omg the insta posts that day were so fun but also a pain in the ass i won’t even lie 😭 so much work, but it was worth it 💞 lmao jfjd.

cheol is indeed jihans mediator i think without him there would be blood. and yes as mentioned before wonwoo is a selfless dude and he just wants jihoon to be happy :( too bad jihoon is veeeery sure yn would never look at him that way 💔.

AAAAND we‘ve gotten to the thickening of the plot 👀. ah yes the appearance of one handsome kim mingyu, what a moment. and yo i am also a coffee or well caffeine addict i has three cups of coffee and two cans of energy drink last night the fact i fell asleep and did not have a heartattack instead js actually a miracle and should be medically investigated fr. and yes mingyu liking yn and chan liking yn… yn such a popular girly without even knowing it (yet).

thank you again for this amazing commentary, this makes the start of my day perfect 🩷🩷🩷

[softzhongli]

summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others warnings: swearing, probably some angst info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much difference they just have phones lmao pairings: childe x kaeya // xiao x venti // zhongli x diluc + lumine and other characters requests: open posted: 14/02/2022 a/n: sooo lumine x thoma anyone? it’s only chapter 7 so nothing’s set in stone yet, also i kinda like them just being like flirty and lumine crushing on thoma just for the sake of it with no like deeper feelings - at least for now so we’ll see how it goes lol +tomorrow’s valentine’s day so any pairing y’all want more than others in the next chapter?

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CHAT: R.I.P. KAEYA ☠️ ⮡  members: lumine / diluc / xiao / venti / childe / kaeya / zhongli / thoma

lumine: omg

lumine: OMG

lumine: OMGOMGOMG

lumine: why is no one online

lumine: guysssss

lumine: stop being in love and come here

lumine: i need to gossip

lumine: pls

diluc: stop spamming

lumine: no

lumine: you go away

diluc: okay

diluc left the group.

lumine: not like that

lumine: fuck, now i feel bad

lumine added diluc to the group.

diluc: ?

lumine: i didn't mean it like that

lumine: don't be mad?

diluc: I'm not

lumine: you sure?

diluc: yes

lumine: 100%?

diluc: yes

lumine: as sure as you're sure about being in love with zhongli?

diluc: lumine.

lumine: okay, okay, you can go back to being in love now 🙄

lumine: just mute the chat or sth cuz I'm gonna spam more

diluc: 🤦‍��️

lumine: anyway!!!

lumine: @kaeya @venti you fake friends come here

lumine: i can't keep this inside any longerrrrr

thoma: what about me? good enough?

lumine: i wanna say yes so badly...

thoma: but?

lumine: but you're new here and I can't expose myself like that right away asdfhhjkl

thoma: cute

lumine: THOMA

lumine: asdfghjklakddhh

lumine: omg

thoma: 😏

lumine: ahhhhhh

lumine: i hate it here

thoma: okay, I'll leave you be

thoma: for now 😈

lumine: omg, y'all I'm in love with thoma

thoma: 😘

lumine: 🥵

thoma: 💦

thoma: 🔥

thoma: fuck, i really have to go

lumine: 💔

thoma: but we're definitely picking this up later

lunine: 🖤

lumine: @kaeya TRUTH OR DARE?

lumine: 😈

kaeya: fuck you

lumine: welcome back baby

childe: don't call him baby

lumine: make me

childe: you can't handle me baby girl

kaeya: @childe don't call her baby girl

lumine: 🤡🤡🤡

lumine: @venti i need you! i can't be left with those clowns

lumine: @xiao you here?

xiao: yes

lumine: is venti with you?

xiao: no

lumine: tag him

xiao: @venti

venti: hi, love!! 🎉

lumine: you're so weak

xiao: 🖤

venti: aw, i miss you baby

xiao: where are you?

lumine: guess this is a xiaoven chat now 🤡

venti: you're so cute but I'm fine

venti: i can wait till tomorrow to see your pretty face

kaeya: @lumine this is a xiaoven world and we're just living in it

xiao: for the record, i miss you too

venti: omg pls marry me

xiao: 🖤

lumine: 😑

lumine: STOP IT, I’M LONELY

lumine: AND WE’RE HERE FOR A REASON

kaeya: and what is the reason?

lumine: i saw something

lumine: i saw someone

lumine: holding hands

lumine: wanna guess?

venti: you’re not talking about who i’m thinking about, right?

lumine: 👀

venti: LUMINE OMG

venti: pls tell me you have photos of diluc and zhongli holding hands asdfghjkl

lumine: nooo T.T

lumine: they saw me before i could even reach for the phone

lumine: BUT OMG

lumine: dads are so in love i wanna cry

lumine: head empty jus soft zhongli and diluc

kaeya: wait, so are they like...

lumine: idk

lumine: diluc got all flustered when i came up to them

lumine: but zhongli didn’t let go of his hand

lumine: im emo

childe: the legend says they’re still holding hands to this day

venti: lmaooo

lumine: @xiao ask zhongli if they’re dating

lumine: you’re like a literal son to him

xiao: no

lumine: @venti tell xiao to ask if zhongli is dating diluc

venti: baby, pretty please?

xiao: okay

venti: love you, my windblume

lumine: 🤮

xiao: 🤨

lumine: #XiaoAndVentiForever

venti: that’s better 😎

xiao: zhongli says he can’t talk right now

venti: do you think...

xiao: yes, he said he’s with diluc

kaeya: oh damn

kaeya: it might actually be happening

childe: i bet 20k they’re gonna kiss before diluc and lumine go back to monstadt

lumine: nah, it took them almost two years to hold hands, i bet nothing’s gonna happen

kaeya: they’re gona have sex

lumine: did you not read what i just wrote?

kaeya: yeah, that’s why said what i said

kaeya: imagine being pent up like this all this time

venti: diluc’s not as horny as you lol

zhongli: huh, so is this what you normally talk about when diluc and i are not around?

lumine:😳

childe: mostly, yeah

lumine: CHILDE

venti: @zhongli weren’t you supposed to be with diluc rn?

zhongli: i am, but diluc’s asleep now

lumine: omg @zhingli pls tell me kaeya wasn’t right asdfghjkl

zhingli: haha, no he was not. diluc’s been under a lot of stress lately so i suggested he rest for a moment

kaeya: #married

lumine: stress? what?

zhongli: nothing that serious, you don’t have to be concerned

venti: k, cool, so what’s the deal with you two?

zhongli: i think i have to go now

zhongli: goodnight, everyone

venti: RUDE

childe: honestly? i think we’re all wrong and they might be already dating