#they’re trop cute

[apocalyptichearts]

a few daisy centred maydaisy text posts to grace your timeline :))

credits — keaton st.james, rural boys watch the apocalypse || @/inanotherunivrse on tumblr || blythe baird, if my body could speak || unknown || janet fitch, white oleander || safia elhillo, home is not a country: “mama” || adrianne lenker, real house

[pinkbeastie]

chuckles

galadriel and Halbrand (miv and charlie) bts!!!!!

[chrisevansonly]

𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞 | 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐜

✯social media au

✯charles leclerc x female reader

✯nothing beats the love of a father <3

✯not requested just felt like getting another little something out, im working on some writing prompts and fics as well so i hope they come out soon🩷

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Alia & Mommy day, just missing daddy🩷

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username she’s so precious 😭

username i need to know where the blonde genes come from

>ynleclerc my mom!!🥰

leclerc_pascale trop mignonne❤️❤️

>ynleclerc 😘😘

francisca.cgomes the cutest momma and daughter duo

>ynleclerc see you this weekend auntie kika!!

charles_leclerc my girls, i miss you both so much🙁

>ynleclerc we miss you more…see you soon my love❤️

username are we getting alia in the paddock content?👀

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then and now, please stop growing so fast mon petit fleur😘

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username she’s growing up so fast😭

username the real og’s remember baby alia

ynleclerc look at her!! she loves the track as much as you char❤️

>charles_leclerc time to put her in karting?

>ynleclerc we’ll talk…..

username alia for the win!!

carlossainz55 okay now bring her over to me, it’s time for our tea party

>ynleclerc that’s why she keeps saying ‘tea with coco’ 😂

>username alia calls carlos coco😭😭

>landonorris why don’t i have a cute nickname😃

scuderiaferrari she’s our favourite guest❤️❤️

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charles watching his wife and daughter at his interview in the fanzone today, and then as soon as Alia got fussy and they began to walk away he was super serious, keeping his eye on them. at one point a few fans got a bit too excited and you should have SEEN how upset he was, he left the stage and made sure security attended to his family until he could get to them and make sure they were safe.

remember they are people too and there is no excuse for the behaviour shown today towards the leclerc family.

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username those fans need to a grip

username he’s so protective of his girls :(

username Alia was crying and you could tell Y/N was getting anxious, charles was so quick to jump in and make sure they were safe

username best dad of the year award goes to charles fr

username anyone who tried to scare y/n and alia today aren’t real fans.

username i hope they’re all ashamed of themselves

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the worlds best father and husband, thank you for loving and keeping Alia and I safe❤️

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you’ll always be safe with me❤️

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arthur_leclerc love you guys❤️

carlossainz55 ❤️

ynleclerc we love you so much char, never forget that

>charles_leclerc nothing like that will ever happen again.

carla.brocker looking forward to giving you guys big big hugs❤️

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I know we weren’t there to watch in person like we originally planned but we are so proud of you honey! I know Alia was happy to see you when you got home, I swear you can tire her out better than me most days. we love you so much and can’t wait to see you keep winning❤️

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username YAY CHARLES!

username i still feel so upset that y/n and alia left the race because of stupid fans☹️

username our favourite family!!

charles_leclerc I love you both so much, this win was for you❤️

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scuderiaferrari sending hugs to you all, hope to see you again someday soon❤️

>ynleclerc you can count on it☺️

[cieloclercs]

what would you say (if i told you i love you)? — charles leclerc

PART: 2/? (read part 1 here)

summary. in which childhood best friends blur the lines between what they’ve always known, and something more

warnings. swearing, reader and charles cuteness but also obliviousness again, mentions of f*rerrai, arthur and joris being sarcastic bc they’re also sick of charles and y/n being oblivious

pairings. charles leclerc x artsy!reader

face claim. tara michelle

author’s note. took a few creative liberties with this one in terms of the auction (especially the price, i have no idea what modern art sells for) but we’re going to overlook that ☺️

charles_leclerc

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pierregasly 😉 joris_trouche simp behaviour ↳ charles_leclerc tais toi / shut up arthur_leclerc so that’s where you were this morning! 😃 yourusername thank you for taking me 😊 c’était parfait / it was perfect ↳ charles_leclerc any time :)

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y/nsart study: reflection & refraction. inspired by a morning swim on monaco beach (which charles woke me up at 4am for 🙄)

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charles_leclerc you loved it really 😉

y/nsart 🙃

charles_leclerc your talent never ceases to amaze me, chérie

y/nsart thank you char 🥰

leclerc_pascale Vraiment magnifique! / truly magnificent

y/nsart ❤️

username i’m speechless. imagine being this talented

username telling my kids this is da vinci

arthur_leclerc i swear you only went last week?? how long did it take you to paint these?

y/nsart they’re only small so not that long!

charles_leclerc she’s barely left her apartment all week because she’s been painting 😑

y/nsart don’t expose me 😔

charles_leclerc now that you’ve finally finished… movie night? 🙂

y/nsart omw

username have you ever thought about selling some of your paintings? because i’d pay definitely pay for these 😍

y/nsart i’ve never really considered it, but maybe in the future!

username UHM HELLO?! WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE SECOND SLIDE???

username HJSHJS THEY’RE SO CUTE

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joris_trouche looks very friendly 😁👍 ↳ arthur_leclerc 😂😂 charles_leclerc arthur… delete this 🙄 yourusername neither are you mate x ↳ arthur_leclerc it’s disney of course i’m not ↳ yourusername not the disney slander 🥲 leclerc_pascale Très mignon! / very cute ↳ arthur_leclerc n’est-ce pas ☺️ / aren’t they just

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y/nsart i’m so excited to announce that four of my paintings from the ‘flow’ exhibition will be going on sale at monaco fine art auction next week! thank you so much to everyone who’s supported me and my art in the past few months. it means the world to me 🩵

if you’re interested in bidding for any of these paintings, don’t hesitate to stop by monte carlo sales hall between 12 and 2:30pm! hopefully i’ll see you guys there 🌊

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username i wish i had the money to buy these 🥲 but i’m broke lols x

username the one on the third slide looks so real omg

charles_leclerc i’ll be there 🫡

y/nsart you say that like you have a choice 😭 i need you there for moral support

charles_leclerc whatever you want, chérie x

username charles stop simping on main challenge

leclerc_pascale Je suis si fière de toi, ma fille ❤️ / so proud of you, my girl

y/nsart je n'ai encore rien vendu, ne parlez pas trop vite 😭 / i haven’t sold anything yet, don’t speak too soon

leclerc_pascale Vous le ferez 😊 / you will

username so excited!!

username oh my god these are beautiful 😍

username you’re so talented 💗 did you study art at university?

y/nsart yes! i studied at the sorbonne in paris :)

username your art style is incredible! i’ve been painting for 3 years but i still can’t quite capture this kind of realism like you 🥲

y/nsart oh trust me it’s taken a long time to perfect 😅 keep going and discovering your own unique art style! i promise it will all come together sooner than you think 💕

username oh my gosh thank you so much 🥹

username i bet charles is sobbing rn because he knows he can never bag a talented queen like y/n 🙄

username so true bestie

username he’s just a simp for her like the rest of us 😔

username the way she’s drop dead gorgeous, an artistic genius, and like the nicest person in the entire world 🤩🤩 bitches wish they were y/n

username ‘bitches’ aka me

arthur_leclerc alright maybe you’re not so bad at this painting stuff 🙄

y/nsart THANK YOU arthur

username is he only just realising this now? 😭

y/nsart he’s still convinced he’s better than me (the only thing he can draw is a 2 dimensional car)

arthur_leclerc did you really have to expose me like that 😃

username PLEASE 😭

username i remember when charles first got into f1 and people used to say y/n only got so much attention for her art because she was friends with him. this is the biggest fuck you to those so called ‘fans’ who hated on her and i am LIVING FOR IT

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➜ part 3

[pioupioublanc]

Crazy about this ship since the Mario Bros movie… They’re too cute ❤️

Je deviens ouf à cause d’eux, ils sont juste trop mignons ❤️

🇫🇷 Traduction : Tu n’est pas un monstre !!

[girlboss-malewife-gauntlet-melee]

ROUND 1 MATCH 15: ARKOS VS. LINDA/LAWRENCE

Arkos Propaganda: "These two are as girlboss/malewife as it gets. Pyrrha is *the* best fighter in a cast of great fighters—she’s famous enough that she’s canonically on cereal boxes. The headmaster of her school trusts her enough to task her with secret responsibilities that ultimately lead to her girlbossing too hard for her own good. She smirks while beating up hopelessly overmatched opponents in battle, and she has a totally broken superpower that she keeps a secret from people who aren’t close to her. She’s also hopelessly in love with Jaune, who doesn’t know anything about how famous she is (or about combat in general, really). Pyrrha teaches him how to fight and beats him up repeatedly while doing so. Jaune is a really kind guy who just loves to do goofy stuff with his friends, and he’s the member of their team with the non-combat healing powers. He’s good with kids and there’s a really cute scene where he works as a crossing guard. He wore a dress to the school dance to make up for hurting Pyrrha’s feelings with a comment he made. They’re a very cute couple who do canonically kiss (and yes, Pyrrha initiates it)."

Linda/Lawrence Propaganda: "Of course there are couples more suiting this trop, but they are my personal faves here. She's cool and he's historian (we won't discuss that l.o.v.e.m.u.f.f.i.n. time)."

[honuofhawaii]

Hey Rings of Power fans, especially those who are likely to write fanfic I would like to take a moment to discuss the two Valendil problem.

Yes there’s two of them.

That’s the main thing. Valendil of the show played by Alex Tarrant is a new Amazon original character. I love him, and look forward to more from him. His tag on AO3 is Valendil (Rings of Power).

The there is an “older” Valendil, the first king of Anor. He is the fourth son of Isildur. His character tag is Valendil of Anor.

I’d like to keep them separate on principle bc the archive’s organization system is awesome and should be preserved.

Furthermore given the ship heavy mindset of fandom I think it is even more imperative we keep these two character tags distinct.

[bourbon-ontherocks]

J’espère que vous êtes prêts pour un rewatch de HPI parce que moi pas du tout... Gawd, revoir ce pilote en sachant tout ce qui arrive derrière, c’est une ExpErieNce™

Déjà si quelqu’un peut m’expliquer à quoi sert cet éclairage bleu qui dure TOUTE la saison 1, je prends^^

En parlant d’expérience, ce foreshadow de la mort avec le casque audio de Morgane aux couleurs de l’Union Jack, je -- brb, gotta yell into the abyss 😱😱

(en vrai je pense que c’est un hasard total et que les mecs de TF1 sont des génies)

Morgane qui tombe de sa chaise en dansant sur Heavy Cross... Underrated comedic moment! Et le réarrangement furtif de policiers Playmobil... 🤣 Morgane a cinq ans d’âge mental, I love her ❤️

“Le compte est bon, bonjour chez vous” vous dites ça, vous, à la caissière du Carrefour ?

Wait, “un prêt immo”? Elle est pas censée être locataire ?

Karadec : *rencontre Morgane Alvaro pour la première fois* Still Karadec : *la fout direct en cellule* -> Best meet-cute of all times 🥰

Sérieux on n’en est qu’au premier épisode et Morgane n’a déjà aucun respect pour Gilles, c’est fou #justiceforgilles

“Bah, vous êtes à l’ouest ou quoi ?” [...] “Mais vous l’avez lu votre rapport ?”

Ces répliques et les réactions outrées de Céline et Adam me font trop rire

“Pour les détails, vous voyez avec Météo France” @anastaswt this one’s for you! 🤗

Tiens, vous vous rappelez cette époque où Adam et Céline appelaient Morgane “Mme Alvaro”? Lol.

“Vous pouvez pas savoir ce que ça fait d’attendre et de pas savoir” “Si. Crois-moi que si” 😰   😰   😰

C’est un perso qu’on ne reverra jamais donc on s’en branle, mais quand on y pense, la meuf qui serre sa nièce dans ses bras en mode traumatisée alors que c’est ELLE qui a tué son père et kidnappé sa mère, on est sur un bon niveau de evil!Aunt, là, non ?

“Seulement j’aurais préféré que vous me le demandiez gentiment plutôt que ce petit chantage tout pourri” “Vous avez déjà obtenu un truc en demandant gentiment ?” Je... C’est les MÊMES !!  😆   Plus de Morgane x Céline en saison 3 plz !!!

En fait ce show est une tragédie pour Gilles : avant l’arrivée de Morgane il était clairement le binôme privilégié de Karadec. Ils en sont même à team-up contre Morgane mais dès le prochain épisode c’est fini, Gilles, baby, I feel for you!! 😩

“Donc là y’a une nana qui est en train de crever quelque part, mais vous vous devez attendre qu’un type avec un bâton vous donne son accord ? Et ça vous fait pas chier ?” Morgane my love 😂

Je sais que j’me répète, mais on en est qu’à l’épisode 1, les enfants. Et Adam “les procédures c’est ma vie” Karadec en est déjà à violer le règlement et placer une pièce à conviction sur une scène de crime... Just saying ^^

Gilles qui interrogeait aussi les suspects avec Karadec avant Morgane... Une tragédie, j’vous dis 🥺

Ok, c’est un détail à la con, surtout que question cohérence, la carte d’étudiant de Romain DestatE dans le prochain épisode se pose un peu là, mais j’adore le fait que la sonnerie de téléphone de Karadec reste la même tout au long de la série 🤩

“On se parle bien, putain !” lolololol

Morgane: *picole de nuit devant chez elle en moumoute rose* Me: “Omg, that’s my aesthetic!”

Eliott: “Maman j’sais pas qui c’est” j’adore cet enfant 😆

Non mais vous vous rendez compte qu’on n’en est qu’à l’épisode 1 et Morgane et Karadec se font déjà du boudin ? Et vas-y que j’t’ignore, et vas-y qu’on s’fait la gueule, et vas-y que je viens jusque chez toi pour bien te montrer à quel point tu me saoules... King and Queen of subtlety j’vous jure 🥺🥺

Morgane qui sort “yes baby!” à Karadec, je -- I need a minute (et j’aime beaucoup sa petite danse de la victoire 😍 )

THE. WAY. THEY’RE. LOOKING. AT. EACH. OTHER 🙊

Et Céline qui est la première à croire en Morgane et à se battre pour lui proposer un job 🥲

“Il s’est pas tiré !” Oh, Morgane ! 💔

En fait tout ce show existe uniquement parce que Morgane décide dans l’épisode 1 de prouver à Théa que Romain ne les a pas abandonnées. Avec le succès qu’on sait. Voilà voilà, je vous laisse méditer là-dessus, moi je vais aller chialer ma race comme on dit.

[yeniel]

En faisant le ménage dans ma clé réservée au dessin, je me suis dit que c'était dommage de ne pas garder de traces de tout ces bidules, alors je les ai réunis dans un bouquin. Puis je me suis demandé si je ne devais pas le publier, après tout, tous les dessins figurants dedans l'ont été alors... Tous sauf les brouillons qui figurent dans la section "extra". En gros, je n'ai pas retrouvé de dessins datant d'avant 2007 (j'étais jeune bouhouh), j'aurais bien aimé, car les pics de progrès étaient vachement visibles. En tout cas, ça ne se verra (presque) pas car j'ai passé un certain temps à retaper certains dessins, comme ça c'est plus joli et ça rend très bien. Le livre en lui-même est très mignon, je n'ai pas voulu charger trop les pages vu le format. Même si ça pixellise à certains endroits (merci amazon hein, j'ai pourtant une imprimante 1er prix qui ne le fait pas), j'en suis très satisfaite. Il est en français/anglais, mais comme certains strips étaient déjà en anglais... Y'a des trucs en franglais aussi xd. A vous de voir si ça vous intéresse! Merci merci si vous l'achetez!

When I was cleaning my usb device that is for my drawings, I told to myself it'd be too bad to not keep some marks of all the foolishnesses I've done, so I put them in a book. Then I asked me why not publishing it, after all, it was the case for all of the drawings into it... All of them except the sketches that are in the "extra" section. I couldn't retrieve drawings I made before 2007 (I was young bouhouh), I would love so, because moments of progress were very noticeable. At last, it won't be (nearly) seeable because I spent a lot of time to rearrange them, then they're prettier and seems fine. The book itself is very cute, I didn't want to put too many stuffs on pages compares to the size. Even thought you can see some pixels at certain pictures (thanks amazon, I got a low cost printer that doesn't do it), I'm really satisfied with it. It's written in french/english, but as some comics were already in english... There's some stuff in frenglish too xd. It's up to you to see if you're interested! Anyway a big Thanks if ever you buy it!

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[starryfreckles]

Flavie and Ayumi Live (26 mai 2020 on YouTube francetv slash) 

Translation/Summary -

(I apologise in advance for the typos. i didnt really read this over tbh)

Interviewer: Where are you at the moment?

Flav: I’m at home, in my room

Ayumi: I’m at my country house in my room. [Her friend joined her there when deconfinement happen and now they’re living their best life. There’s sun and everything is good]

Flav is chilling “la vida loca” she says

Is it not too frustrating to live this 6th season in confinement and SKAM France has a reputation of having very involved fans and with the screenings?

A: Yes, its very frustrating but then again it’s something that I haven’t really lived the projections with the fans so I dont know what it does. But just the feedback of social media is incredible. Its a good preview at what can happen in a live screening.

F: Yea I agree. It is frustrating but seeing everyone on social media is kind of reassuring and comforting and like Ayumi said, we dont know that [the screenings] so its not that frustrating.

what kind of reactions have you guys had on social media?

[flav and ayumi arguing who goes first. Its the cutest thing ever. Flav always wants ayumi to go first]

A: Just love and positivity. On my end is really incredible. I thank everyone. It’s really just incredible.

F: Its so wonderful. At night, I really try to read all the dms on instagram and even if I cant respond to everyone, know that I read everything and I translate everything that isn’t in French. If I  were to reply to everyone, it would take a long time so that’s not possible. I dont speak all the languages of the world so I copy and paste is translate to understand.

-video cuts out-

I: we were talking about fan reactions so let’s continue. Have you gotten any that made you surprised, laugh, smile, made you emotional, etc?

A: what is beautiful is that ive gotten many messages from girls and boys who said that they had similar a similar relationship to Lola and Maya in the sense that one helps the other more because of addiction problems. And that’s always nice to hear that they just wanted to thank skam for writing and portraying this kind of story. And of course the reaction of la mif. It’s true the character Jo has been loved by fans. She is so funny and so great and she’s [actress who plays jo, louise] really like that in real life. Like literally from A to Z

Flav agrees.

A: “Louise just played Louise” and it’s just so funny. And everyone online says they want to be friends with jo becuase she made this joke pr did that but she’s really like that.

F: she’s always joking

A: and she just comes up with stuff on the spot

I: we really just can’t wait to see La Mif reunite and see how they are in real life because they are just awesome on screen.

Flav and ayumi agree

I: Maya’s arrival to the season that was a little intense, let’s not lie, is like a ray of light. What does that do to you for having that role of the character who brings light and wonder? (This is kinda hard to translate)

A: its incredible to bring that kind of message, like you said, this light. She is totally this kind of girl that I would love to be friend with. It’s hard to explain. It’s just so beautiful. Maybe flav has something to say.

F: it’s true that you and La Mif brought a light for everyone. Even me when I see my family and close ones they say that they are so funny and new and that they felt my pain [as lola] even if its a show and its feels weird to see you like that because you’re close to us but seeing them [lola + la mif] is a good mix. And ayumi you bring so much like when your face lights up when Lola comes up the stairs its incredible.

A: its a chemical reaction. Its incredible. But flav I saw you on screen and everything that you brought, what David saw. And we lived it but for us it seems natural and on screen and rediscovered the characters and the chemistry at the same time as everyone else.

Flav and Ayumi saying that they havent seen the whole thing before hand and are constantly check their phone for new clips. They have the notifications for the YouTube channel.

F: we at least have the hours for the clips AT LEASTT and thankfully

A: which flav sent me because I didnt have them and she left me panicked for 2 weeks and then she finally sent them over.

F: its great. They’re on my fridge and I cross off each day with my parents and we are one it. My dad everyday is like there’s a clip. So funny.

I: Just so we’re on the same page, there’s a clip today right?

I: [fan question] what do you love the most and the least in the character you play?

A: flav please start

F: I love her “who the fuck are you talking to me like that” and her fuck you attitude. I love that she shows off that nothing moves her but deep down not really, like everyone I guess. I love that about her and she’s so natural. I love her, I really love her. Something negative. That’s hard.

I: you are a very happy, bubbly person. Is there not her depressed, dark side that bothers you?

F: well lola is just full of emotions where we’re going to see everything. But really what I dont like is her fashion sense.

A: im dead. But I was going to say the same thing

F: maya’s fashion sense? You are crazy. And also girl it’s your clothes they used as costumes

A: no no but people have made edits with you know the big pink coat or my outfit at the supermarket and its there that I realised how ridiculous even if they not really.

F: well I think theyre great. Love the pink coat

A: ill send it to you with fedex. I dont have it but ill send it to you.

F: when we were doing costume fittings I told the costume designer that it was simple and that I would be stealing all of these looks. Im going to take a suitcase, im going to take ayumi’s clothes, put them in my suitcase and go back to Vance with them. And I took nothing from lola by the way. She just doesn’t have a style. She doesn’t neglect herself but its her I dont care attitude, again.

A; I love maya’s engagement and her will towards everything and everyone. Shes a teenager but that’s beautiful to be engaged in many causes. She just really wants everyone, her friends, to be well and happy. But otherwise things I dont like outside of her clothes I dont know. Clothes is like the best answer

F: you forgot about her makeup. The makeup artist did her eyeliner and dots under the eyes and I was there like do the same thing with me!

A: that is really the best thing in all of humanity. It was so cool.

F: honestly. The makeup artist gave everything on you but on me she went in the morning like poof poof ‘well that’s it honey, there’s nothing else I can do for you’

A: you forgot the drama hair!

F: oh my god. She would pour oils and everything you want on my head. “You could like cook French fries”

A: flavie says that but you know she can wear whatever she wants and still look good

F: awe I love you

I: Did the age difference between you hinder your ability to be friends?

A: no not at all. What do you think flav?

F: not at all. Im just the baby of the group, im the youngest but we all so dumb together that we don’t realise

A: exactly. We all act like we’re 7

F: all of us together is horrible. The whole mif. Intolerable.

I: how was youre guy’s first meet?

F: ok let me tell you from my point of view because its quite funny.

A: she was so annoying. She looked at me all weird. she was not cool No that’s not true at all. She was adorable. Trop cute

F: I arrive to the production offices and im with David signing contracts and he says don’t move I have a surprise. And im like oh no what has he brought me a croissant or something and he brings back ayumi. So we start talking for like 10 minutes and I did not who she was actually. And I was like who tf is this. I did not know. And im one point im like so she’s the one who plays Maya? It was so funny. It was cool. And then he brought Maxence

A: from my point of view, flavie was so shy and locked off. And I knew who she was and I was honoured and thrill. She was so small and closed off. But honestly NOT AT ALL. i quickly understood the next day that flavie is a bomb! You understand ?

F: at first maybe you were like “I just want to protect this little thing.”

I: so what was the first scene that you guys filmed together?

Ayumi makes it clear that it’s a scene that hasn’t been released yet. And Flavie can’t remember what it is.

A: flav, you are putting our whole relationship in question!

F: I just dont know!

A: ok but the second scene we did together was the scene of Saturday morning after the first urban party

F: OHHH you right! I remember now!

I: but that’s a great scene that fans loved because of the chemistry and people loved it. How did you create that complexity? Was it the writing or did you try to meet up on your own?

F: honestly, not that much because the problem is that I live in Vance. We really tried to see each other but trains made it difficult to see each other just us two, but it still worked somehow. We worked a lot with David but not so much just us too and yet we still manage to create something really strong and powerful.

A: in between scenes we also just talked all the freaking time. And by the time David said action, it was like we just finishing our conversation in the scene.

F: every morning we were always happy to see each other and we didn’t see each other that much but that honestly wasn’t a problem at all.

I: in the YouTube comments, everyone is slightly making fun of flavie for living so “far”

A: [also starts making fun of flavie] oh yea yea basically 45 minutes.

F: BY TRAIN! By car its like 2 hours and a half, so sorry.

A: you don’t even have a driver license! So you have to take the train!

F: alright I almost have my drivers license! Soon supposedly! And don’t worry ill come pick you up in my ride!

Ayumi makes more fun of Flavie for her hours of driving and her basically driving illegally (in France you can only drive at 18 and flav is 17)

I: what was the most difficult scene to film for you?

F: well im not gonna answer. I can’t answer

A: honestly I dont have any. Oh wait yes yes yes! I just remembered. Flav you do know! It’s the scene where I tell you that ive missed you.

F: oh right! You were sick right!

A: yea I had shrimp for lunch. Bad shrimp and in the scene im in process of dying. I have never been in more pain and discomfort.

F: and I was like why is she angry at me? What did I do?

A: and flav is like are you okay and thank god you were there flav because she was telling me breathe and take it slow. It was the difficult

F: for me the most difficult that we’ve seen is was hard because of weather conditions. It was so cold on the whole set but it was the one where we were around the fire and jo sees eliott for the first time, the first urbex party. We were getting fire embers in our eyes so we were all crying and complaining. It was awful. Louise was actually crying so so hard.

A: it was so funny. Louise was actually crying and was joking at the same time whilst crying. We were laughing so hard.

The say that night was still a lot of fun and then they all went to Quentin’s apartment [actor who plays sekou] and the ambiance on set is better than on screen. It was a lot of fun

A: la mif always has a great time, messing around

F: David would say “FOCUS FOCUS”

I: it was mid November, and we all know skam france shooting is very intense and fast. So David was like a police officers. We cant wait to see the behind the scenes. David in the comments says thank you to all the extras who were there until 4am

F:  oh yea honestly. Thank you– just thank you

A: oh yea flav thanks for that. Its great.

I: we know there’s a clip today with a reunion. And fans are expecting a kiss. Are we getting that moment today?

(Silence)

A: listen if there is a kiss, it will happen at a perfect moment

I: there is a lot of pressure on this kiss becuase there are so many people from the LGBTQ+ community who are saying that this kind of relationship is rarely seen on screen. Do you feel the need to do good?

F: its so well written and directed that we do want to do really well. Ok your turn

A: the want to do good, of crows but its already something we want to do. We are not forcing ourselves, because its already there.

They say that its sad for the time being that they have to continue to fight for rights in the LGBTQ community and Ayumi says that with SKAM its all going to change. They always get lovely messages thanking them.

They talk about the ship name and how fans have decided that is going to be Mayla. Ayumi is happy that its Mayla. Flav wanted Loyla. Ayumi says it was their first “fight” and they weren’t agreeing. Even la mif voted on the ship. It was heavily debated.

I: Are we right to have so much faith in Mayla or are you going to break our hearts?

F: for that you’ll have to keep watching

A: well said flav

F: l’amour gange toujours

I: what is next for you two?

F: not much. Im seeing friends at a distant. Stay safe. I was starting to miss my social life. Not going out too much because I really dont want to get “this vicious/awful thing” so yea “la vida loca”

F: project wise everything is on pause but im on a good path. Crossing my fingers. If it happens it happens. Its destiny

A: its destiny. Same thing. There was a movie that stopped before quarantine and won’t start again but there are castings. Until filming starts again, we are all waiting.

I: it’s funny, everything something is said, it gets translated in the comments in five or six languages. Have you taken something from your character and have you left them something?

A: her joy to live at everything. And give her my body to just exist

F: what I took, well nothing. I gave her 7kg more. Well actually I took from her 7kg. That’s it!

I: who forgets their lines the most?

F: ME! But you too kinda. You just talk SOOO fast you start to stutter

A: I talk too fast and then I stutter and it was so cold that that doesn’t help. So in front of flavie, she really made fun of me.

F: I didnt always forget but sometimes when its really long I forgot.

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Faberry for the ask game 💜

Oooo interesting! Thank you for this!

Faberry (Rachel/Quinn)

I don't ship this! Which is neat, I was hoping to get an ask for a ship I don't ship (though this isn't the one I was expecting lol)

1. Why don't you ship it?

Honestly I'm just not a big fan of Rachel and Quinn in general. So it's not really that I have a problem with this ship, it's more that I just... don't really care? Nothing against the ship or the people who like it, I just have too many other characters and ships that my brain is preoccupied with lol.

2. What would have made you like it?

... I guess I'd like this ship if I liked the characters involved more? Or even if I liked just one of them more, that's really all I'd need. Sorry Quinn- and Rachel-loving friends!

3. Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

Oh for sure! I think the idea is really cute. They have some great moment, and we all know how much I adore the enemies to lovers trop so it has that going for it too. And I do think they're both interesting characters, and that them being together would be a very interesting story, so I do understand the appeal.

[girafeduvexin]

a niche fandom ask : A la recherche du temps perdu (the questions seem more geared towards tv shows but osef tbh)

MERCI BEAUCOUP  je dois le faire en français par contre

the first character i ever fell in love with: SWANN SWANN SWAAAAAANN a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: Charlus? je l’aime toujours mais il m’agace plus. a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: hhhhhhhhhhm aucun tbh. my ultimate favorite character™: SWANN SWAANNNNNNNN (et Bloch) prettiest character: Odette ofc. my most hated character: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh les Guermantes, ces connards de nobles. my OTP: Swann x réhabilitation de Dreyfus, nan blague à part Swann x Charlus évidemment. my NOTP: Le narrateur x Albertine :)))) favorite episode: fav book : Sodome et Gomorrhe saddest death: Swann :(((( et Bergotte “petit pan de mur jaune” character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: La Duchesse de Guermantes, fandom being “le milieu universitaire”. my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave:  Bloch, my stupid son. my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: Swann toujours. my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: hm Charlus x Swann aussi parce que c’est forcément malsain. my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: Bloch x narrateur, mais j’y ai pas trop réfléchi tbh.

[alternate-pokemon-next-gen]

Alternate Next Gen (Frontier Brains): Hana Hachiku-Itsuki

Hana is the daughter of Erika and Sabrina and is the youngest of the Hachiku-Itsuki sisters. Hana had spent a lot of her time with Erika instead of Sabrina, Brycen or Will so she’s a lot closer to her birth mother, as such she takes a big interest in gardening, flower arranging and she knows how to make perfumes. While she did inherit Sabrina’s psychic abilities, she mostly uses them defensively by creating a barrier to protect herself and others or will simply teleport away, she will rarely use them to attack someone unless they make her angry. Hana and her half sisters were known for their impressive battle skills and following the types their parents had choose to special in, their skills in battling had been heard by Lazarus who wished for them to join his Battle Frontier, Hana was the first one who accepted the offer and doesn’t regret accepting the offer. Hana is a very polite and kind hearted person who is compared to a princess much like her mother Erika and just like her mother she enjoys using Grass type Pokemon and she finds Grass types of all kind to be cute despite what someone might say about how one isn’t as cute as other Grass types. It doesn’t happen often but Hana does have a temper that mostly comes out if someone insults Grass types or any perfume she makes, unlike her mother she doesn’t ban anyone who insults Grass types or her perfume from challenging her as she would rather prove to them that her Grass types can win against someone who looks down on her and what she does and likes. 

Her Pokemon:

Serperior- Serperior was caught by Hana when she was a Snivy. Serperior had a trainer before Hana but she decided her previous trainer wasn’t up to her standards and quickly left after destroying her Pokeball. When she saw Hana she saw some potential and figured she would be a better trainer for her so she let herself be caught by Hana’s Pokeball and she doesn’t regret her choice in a trainer. Serperior has a calm and cool demeanor much like her species but she also holds herself as a queen which first started shortly after she became a Serperior. Serperior takes great pride in her speed and always trains herself to be faster than any other Serperior. Despite how she can be haughty and maybe even too prideful, she still cares for her teammates and her trainer as she is their leader and she feels she has to watch over them and make sure they’re doing okay. She views herself as the sole protector of her team and the one everyone has to depend on when things go wrong and she takes pride in that role. She takes pride in her sharp glare and if she meets an opponent who isn’t fazed by her glare she’ll gain respect for them and will attack without holding back. Serperior relies on her speed during a battle, she also takes advantage of her ability Contrary when it comes to using Leaf Storm, she hits hard and moves fast.

Caught in a Luxury Ball.

Ability is Contrary.

Moves are Leaf Storm, Wring Out, Giga Drain, Leaf Blade, Mean Look, Grassy Terrain, Frenzy Plant, Aqua Tail, Dragon Pulse and Iron Tail.

Victreebel- Hana’s Victreebel was caught after Hana had battled her and shown some potential to be part of her team. Despite Victreebel’s looks, she’s a very caring and gentle Pokemon who wants to be friends with another person however it’s because of how she looks and how people know of her species that they end up running from her and it’s because Hana wasn’t afraid of her that she didn’t mind getting caught by Hana. Victreebel works hard to stay with her trainer even if she doesn’t really have to but she’s determined not to let her trainer down so she often trains harder with her teammates. Victreebel enjoys laying in the sun or being in the sun in general when she isn’t training, even being excited when she learned how to use Sunny Day when she was with Hana. Victreebel is affectionate and will always lay against Hana and nuzzle against her when she’s happy. Victreebel relies on using Sunny Day to boost her speed thanks to her ability and to charge her Solar Beam faster, she mostly uses her moves to stall her opponents and give herself and edge.

Caught in a Pokeball.

Ability is Chlorophyll.

Moves are Sunny Day, Poison Jab, Leaf Blade, Sweet Scent, Stockpile, Swallow, Spit Up, Toxic, Solar Beam and Strength Sap.

Lilligant- Hana had caught Lilligant when she was a Petilil before finding a Sun Stone and having her evolve into Lilligant. As a Petilil, Lilligant was very shy and nervous around her teammates with the only one she got along with were Tsareena as a Bounsweet, Leafeon as a Eevee and Lurantis as a Fomantis as they were the same height as her and didn’t look as scary as Serperior or Victreebel. After being caught, Lilligant had went through a lot of training to catch up to her other teammates and when she was ready to evolve Hana had given her a Sun Stone. When she evolved, she felt a lot more confident in herself and started taking up dancing, especially after learning how to use Petal Dance. When she isn’t battling, she enjoys being with Tsareena, Leafeon and Lurantis or she’ll be taken care of by Hana. Lilligant has the most beautiful flower thanks to the care Hana has given her and she’s always happy to be pampered by Hana. Lilligant’s battle style relies more on her skills in dancing as well as stalling her opponents, as well as disabling them and keeping them from attacking.

Caught in a Heal Ball.

Ability is Own Tempo.

Moves are Sleep Powder, Dream Eater, Petal Dance, Energy Ball, Pollen Puff, Double Team, Giga Drain, Attract, Quiver Dance and Teeter Dance.

Tsareena- Tsareena was caught by Hana when she was a Bounsweet. As a Bounsweet, Tsareena was a cheerful and upbeat Pokemon who always wanted to see her teammates and trainer smile which she would do by releasing her Sweet Scent for them or just hopping around to make them laugh. When she evolved into Steenee, she started getting a bit of a tomboy streak but she would still go out of her way to make the others smile. After evolving into Tsareena, she became a bit cruel around others but still has her sweet side but only when she’s near her trainer or with her friends. Tsareena also gained a very big protective streak and will always kick or stomp on someone who insults her trainer when Hana isn’t looking. Tsareena is also very picky and sassy, often refusing to let anyone aside from Hana approach or give her food and she’s very reserved, the only other people she likes are Hana’s half sisters, anyone else will often get a flick from her hair if they try talking to her or a kick from her. Tsareena relies on her legs during battle, as well as her high Attack. She’ll also use her charms to weaken her opponent’s will to fight.

Caught in a Heal Ball.

Ability is Leaf Guard.

Moves are Trop Kick, Power Whip, Mega Kick, High Jump Kick, Attract, Charm, Captivate, Play Rough, Triple Axel and Stomp.

Leafeon- Leafeon was caught as an Eevee and she had evolved after being exposed into a Leaf Stone. Leafeon is a lot different from other Leafeon, she isn’t a pacifist and enjoys fighting to protect herself which was something she did a lot when she was an Eevee, Hana doesn’t mind how her Leafeon is different and encourages her to battle however she wishes. While Leafeon is a lot more fierce than a normal Leafeon, she still cares a lot about her teammates and her trainer and shows her gentle side near them and only them, anyone else she’ll glare and growl at them unless she trusts them. Leafeon is rarely close to anyone else aside from her trainer and her teammates but she did warm up to Lazarus as technically he is her trainer’s boss and she does like being around him. Even if she does like Lazarus, she still prefers to be near Hana and only allows Hana to groom and pet her when they aren’t training. Her battle style is to attack as hard and as fast as she can thanks to her ability, as well as using the sun to help her. She also supports her teammates when she can by passing her stat changes to them.

Caught in a Friend Ball.

Ability is Chlorophyll.

Moves are Sunny Day, Leaf Blade, Solar Blade, Synthesis, Swords Dance, Baton Pass, Bullet Seed, Retaliate, Double Team and Fury Cutter.

Lurantis- Lurantis was caught by Hana when she was a Fomantis. As a Fomantis, Lurantis was very sleepy and would mostly fall asleep instead of train but after a while she had gotten used to training and would be able to stay up later but she would still take a nap after a while of training. After evolving, she became much more energetic and cheerful to the point she will often dance as she moves around. Lurantis gets along great with Lilligant and the two of them always get together when Hana is ready to groom them as both of them take a lot of care to be groomed in order to keep up their great appearances. Lurantis fully trusts Hana to groom her daily when they don’t have an opponent to face. Lurantis enjoys battling with her teammates and alongside her trainer, she sees battles as a dance and will often match herself with her opponent to confuse them by dancing as she battles, she takes mental notes from Sophie and her Pokemon and often copies what they do while she battles. She relies on her attacks and her dancing skills to relentlessly attack her opponents before they can even get a chance to counter or think of a way to counter her. She’ll also immobilize her opponents and will use more than just Grass type moves to catch her opponents off guard.

Caught in a Heal Ball.

Ability is Leaf Guard.

Moves are Petal Blizzard, Night Slash, Sunny Day, Solar Blade, X-Scissor, Slash, Sweet Scent, Psycho Cut, Cross Poison and Brick Break.

[carnalhaus]

parlez-vous français?? j’adore ton nouveau OC, il est trop mignon!! 😭❤️ptit nounours 💘💘💘

i don’t speak french actually i can barely speak english properly and the only language i speak lol 💔💔😔 a friend of mine gave him a bunch of french nicknames and they just stuck bc they’re so cute

IM SO GLAD U LIKE HIM THO it makes me so happy that ppl actually like him bc i’m obsessed w him atm 🥺🥺

[coldasz]

French songs

Hey people! So, the other day I was browsing on Tumblr and I stumbled on post of someone asking for French songs to learn French. And since my taste in music were given to me by my parents, I was quite unsatisfied with the answers. So I decided to make my own list of songs that could be great to listen to if you're learning French because they tell us complete stories. I will really detail my personal favourites and then give you a few names that you could look up.

The styles are really different from each other so if you don't like one, just go for the next.

1) Bénabar.

Albums really worth a shot: Reprise des négotiations, Les risques du métier, infréquentable.

He basically started his career when I was born and, since my parents liked him a lot, he’s a big part of my childhood. But I stopped listening at some point because I had heard it too much and it's only when I rediscovered it two years ago that I really realised what a genius he was. The songs from the first album are always talking about things everybody lives but everybody thinks they're the only one living it. It's great for French learners because he's nearly talking sometimes, and the vocabulary is really good (it's normal vocabulary but words you wouldn't find everywhere).

(A few of my) favourite songs: Les Épices du souk du Caire, Quatre murs et un toit, Bruxelles, l'effet papillon, le méchant de James Bond, le dîner, la Berceuse.

2) Camélia Jordana.

Album: Camélia Jordana (there's a whole joke about that title because no one knows if the album is called "Camélia Jordana" or "Éponyme").

This album is really good. Some songs you better not even try because I still don't understand what she's saying. But mainly the lyrics are nice and her voice is great.

Songs (these are the best ones and those that you can understand) : Calamity Jane, Je pars, J'étais une fille, Ou pas, Non non non.

3) Felipecha.

Album: De fil en aiguille.

They only made one album but it was a good album, mainly because they really knew how to make their voices work together. Their lyrics often don't mean anything but they are complete sentences, grammarly correct and the vocabulary is interesting. Just don't expect it to actually make sense.

Songs: De fil en aiguille, Le plancher des cieux, Intra-muros, matin du café, Quelque part, J'aime dormir, Qu'en restera-t-il ?.

4) Hubert Félix Thiéfaine.

Albums: Just go for the best-of aka the concerts albums. I think "40 ans de chansons sur scène" would be a good place to start (that's what I did, expect I actually went to the concert).

HFT isn't young and he grew up in a time when school was really hard and you learnt a lot of things. Plus,I think he was really curious and he read a lot. So he's pretty cultivated and he makes sooo many references that I will never understand! But he uses very beautiful vocabulary (he likes complicated words) and his songs are very graphics. Some are more easy to like than others, so you might want to try more than one.

Personal favourites: La fille du coupleur de joint, Lorelei sebasto cha, les dingues et les paumés, septembre rose, sweet amanite phalloïde queen (they're all in French although there migh be a few English words).

5) Carla Bruni.

Album: Quelqu'un m'a dit.

Carla has not the greatest reputation in France but her first album was quite nice. It's nothing complicated except she sometimes plays in the songs which means that "La dernière minute" just lasts one minute (so she sings a little fast) and in "Raphaël" she plays a lot on words and sounds which may make it harder to understand.

A few favourites: Quelqu'un m'a dit, Raphaël, Chanson triste, le plus beau du quartier, la dernière minute.

6) Joe Dassin.

Albums: Les Champs-Élysées, La fleur au dent, Joe, Joe Dassin, Les deux mondes de Joe Dassin.

If it sounds like old music it's because it is, OK? No need to be judgemental... Joe Dassin is also my childhood so not very objective here, it's Madeleine de Proust everytime I here his songs. But they're understandable and usually funny and/or cute, so why not give it a try?

Favourite songs: Siffler sur la colline, les Champs-Élysées, les petits pains au chocolat, la Fleur au dent, l'Amérique, Les Daltons, Salut les amoureux, et si tu n'existais pas.

7) Daniel Balavoine.

Albums: Un autre monde, Starmania, Le chanteur, Sauver l'amour.

These songs are not recent either but they are a big part of the Variété Française. Everyone in France knows "Mon fils, ma bataille" (at least, anyone I've ever met which doesn't mean much, I guess...).

Favourite songs: Le chanteur, l'Aziza, Tous les cris les SOS, La vie ne m'apprend rien, quand on arrive en ville.

8) Renan Luce.

Albums: Le clan des Miros, Repenti.

Like basically every artist on this list (except HFT for obvious reasons, you'll know if you listen to the lyrics), this is my childhood. A new album was released recently if I'm not mistaken but I haven't listened to it so I can't say anything about it. But it's nice, especially those ⬇️.

Favourite songs: Repenti, la lettre, les voisines, la fille de la bande, on n'est pas à une bêtise près.

9) Francis Cabrel.

These are classics according to me although I’ve had my fair share of him and try to avoid him a little.

Songs: Gare au gorille (Brassens's version is better), petite marie, je l'aime à mourir, la corrida, les murs de poussière, il faudra leur dire, l’encre de tes yeux, encore et encore.

10) Jean-Jacque Goldman.

Goldman is not the best artist but he got a lot of his fanbase thanks to his lyrics, so his songs should teach you a few things.

songs: Pas toi, tournent les violons, comme toi, il changeait la vie, né en 17 à Leidenstadt, je te donne, envole-moi, à nos actes manqués, la vie pas procuration.

Since I have so many people and songs left, I'll shorten each artist to a few songs.

11) Patrick Bruel.

Casser la voix, Alors regarde, je sais bien que j'l’ai trop dit, place des grands hommes, qui a le droit, mon amant de saint-Jean, au café des délices, marre de cette nana-là.

12) Renaud.

BIIIIG WARNING about Renault, he purposely f*cks up the grammar and vocabulary! So, it's a great training if you want to learn to spot mistakes! He also uses quite the amount of Verlan and words that I only know because of his songs.

Songs: en cloque, laisse béton, miss Maggie, dès que le vent soufflera, mistral gagnant, ma gonzesse, marche à l'ombre.

13) The list: here will be songs I didn't want to put the artist of on the post.

Battez-vous (Brigitte)

Africa (Rose Laurens)

Dis-moi (BB Brunes)

L'Aigle noir (Barbara)

L'assasymphonie (Mozart l'opera rock)

Belle (Notre-Dame de Paris)

Ma préférence (Julien Clerc)

Un homme debout (Claudio Capéo)

Merci (Grégoire)

Cœur de loup (Philippe Lafontaine)

Comme un boomerang (Étienne Daho)

Double Je (Christophe Willem)

Beau malheur (Emanuel Moire)

La Bohême (Charles Aznabour)

Il jouait du piano debout (France Gall)

Écris l'histoire (Grégory Lemarchal)

Ton invitation (Louise attaque)

Je suis un homme (Zazie)

La fée (Zaz)

Hanoï (La Grande Sophie)

Roméo kiffe Juliette (Grand Corps Malade)

La liste (Rose)

Mon mec à moi (Patricia Kaas)

Sans contrefaçon (Mylène Farmer)

On va s'aimer (Gilbert Montagné)

Le blues du businessman (Starmania)

Toi et moi (Guillaume Grand)

Demain sera parfait (Jean-Louis Aubert)

Le sud (Nino Ferrer)

La chanson de Prévert (Serge Gainsbourg)

San Francisco (Maxime Leforestier)

L'homme de cromagnon (Les quatre barbus)

Je m'en vais (Vianney)

J'ai demandé à la Lune (Indochine)

New York avec toi (Téléphone)

Est-ce que tu aimes ? (M feat. Arthur H)

I'll stop here because that's already a lot.

I hope it’s going to be useful to some!

Enjoy!

[randomoranges]

Over the summer, I watched Good Omens in Italian and made a post about it to compare and contrast

And then I did the same with French and FINALLY got around to make sense of my notes. Here they are, enjoy the laughs.

Good Omens in French is Bons Présages which is a literal translation.

French shows/movies/books always seem to do literal translations of things (see Harry Potter)

Crowley’s name goes from Rampant (something that CRAWls) to Rampa.

 God, although voiced by a female sounding actor, is referred as tout puissant (male) and not toutE puissantE (female)

 At least Crowley and Aziraphale use tu around each other instead of using the formal vous. (Listen, the number of shows/movies where 2 characters are friends, but because of the age dynamic they get downed to vous – it’s annoying. I’m glad 6000 yrs of friendship meant they could use tu.)

 Agnes Nutter’s last name is Barge

 The way Crowley greets Hastur and Ligur “hey salut les gars” it’s so casual lamao

 When they’re going through the deeds of the day Crowley goes on to say “oké vous allez adorer – j’ai fait bugger tous les réseaux” he sounds so pleased

 Ciao remains but (according to my old notes – I don’t remember but this is what I wrote like this summer) apparently they go on to say that it means poule (chicken) and not food (so the ciao –chow pun is lost)

 The person from hell who comes through on Crowley’s radio (I was never sure who that was supposed to be) but anyways, that person, they use darling and in French it was translated as mon choux, which is cute and also really funny.

 The Japanese bit was not translated (so it’s still Michael Sheen we hear say the one Japanese line)

 French also does not have another word for cookie (cookie and biscuit – which is funny because in French the word used for cookie is biscuit) ANYWAYS so Sister Mary L says cookie but with a French accent.

 Aziraphael sounds like Azirafal.

 When Aziraphale asks Crowley what he wants to do next (or whatever the line was) and Crowley goes des litres, des fleuves, des océans d’alcool (litres, rivers, oceans of alcool)

 The drunk scene deserves a special mention

 Personal opinion: but Crowley’s VA grows more on you than Aziraphale’s VA. They both sound much younger than D. Tennant and M. Sheen. Sometimes the French VAs don’t... fit lol and fall a bit flat.

 Éternitéééééééééé

 Aziraphale’s “oh doux Jésus”

 Their voices as Nanny and brother Francis were sad.

 Warlock’s voice at age 5 was also sad.

 However warlock calls Nanny “Nounou” and that’s cute

 When Nanny sings the lullaby in French – bless them they tried lamao

 When Aziraphale does the practice magic trick to Crowley, Crowley goes on to complain and say “c’est toi que j’vais faire disparaître” and it’s a gem

 JEANNOT LE LAPIN BLANC (when Aziraphale presents his white rabbit) it’s a Gift.

 The Them = les Eux

 In her cottage = dans son cottage (did you even try)

 When God asks Aziraphale for the sword and Aziraphale describes it as it’s “machin coupant très aiguisé”

 Aziraphale uses vous for God, but God uses tu.

 John and Virtue Device à John et Virtue Bidule (another one of those literal translations.)

 Ok but this one annoyed me. Anathema’s name got changed to Anatheme and like sometimes I get it it’s cause of the way words are pronounced so when you dub you gotta find things that fit the movement of the lips as much as but Anatheme does NOT fit with Anathema. ALSO IT’S THE PERSON’S NAME. LIKE. (Re: see Harry Potter again.) aNYWAys.

 Dick Turpin gets changed to Jesse Janes ????

 Grow better is “et vous les filles, continuer de POUSSER” (so the plants get referred to as “girls”)

 Mme. Tracy’s line about the refined gentlemen (or whatever it is) is aux gentlemen avertis.

 Du beebop.

 When they return to the convent Crowley says “j’me demande où sont passés les nuns” he could have sais soeurs insteand of nuns.

 Aziraphale tells Crowley “tu es un gentil garçon » (you are a nice boy)

 Oh lord heal this bike à oh seigneur, réparez ce vélo

 Angel is sometimes mon ange and I’m die. (My angel.)

 The scene in Rome when Crowley asks “qu’est-ce que vous avez à boire?” He sounds So Done

 My dear fellow = mais mon cher camarade (my dear comrade lol)

 When they’re complaining about horses during the Shakespeare scene = oh aye aye les chevaux ça fait mal aux fesses

 Headquarters = maison mère

 The whole Bastille scene with the Jean Claude is lost because they’re already talking French

 Another transformation of angel is angelot (small angel)

 The description of the head cutting machine is une énorme machine coupeuse de têtes

 Pear shapped = boudain (really not the same thing.)  

 Obviously = manifestement

 During the Blitz scene, when Aziraphale is Super Proud he double crossed the Germans he goes on saying “vous vous petes faites pigeonner! Allez, hop, hop, hop”

 The German bit was kept as is

 When Crowley is tap dancing through the church, the French VA makes some key noises

 You go too fast for me = Tu roules trop vite pour moi (two things; the delivery of the line falls flat and tu roules is literally a driving reference so it’s like more car feeling than like moving in life)

 When Anathema offers the Them lemonade they translated it to citronade, instead of limonade. And I don’t get it.

 Wicked = mortel (Deadly)

When Shadwell mimics Aziraphale’s pip pip it’s something along the lines of hop hop hop espèce de tonton Suisse ????? I’m never sure what he says, but just – it’s a riot.

 I don’t even like you = je ne t’appréci même pas (I don’t appreciate you)

But then Crowley’s you dooo is tu m’adores which, is you adore me and I lost it.

 I’m soft = je ne suis pas un guerrier (I am not a warrior) and wow, okay, not the same, not the same impact. 0/10

 Michael sounds more like Mi-ka-el and meh ok.

 When Crowley talks to God when he’s having a minor existential crisis it – doesn’t deliver as much.

 Adam uses vous for Anathema

 When Pepper realises whales have got the good life she says “oh purée, j’ai trop envie d’être une baleine” (France French expressions are sometimes a whole riot on their own)

 Avocado was changed to amandes (almonds and I don’t know why)

 One big avocado = ce sera bientôt la fin des amandes (it’ll soon be the end of the almonds) re : ??

 You smell like poo = vous sentez vraiment la merde

 Crowley’s I’ve got an old friend here = tu tombes mal, j’ai d’la visite (I’ve got visit)

 Uriel tells Aziraphale “ton p’tit copain aux lunettes fumées” which is your little boyfriend with the dark sunglasses lamao

 Bandes de..... méchants anges! = you bad angels! It sounds more petulant though.

 The whole wrong shop allusion is lost in translation

 You stupid man = espèce de crétin

 Oh fuck = oh merde (really not the same intensity lol)

 The emotion and distress in the dire scene is l o s t . L

 When Crowley is in the bar and he asks for another bottle he asks for la p’tite soeur which means the little sister.

 When Crowley is like Aziraphale is that really you (when his ghost-spirit-nebulous appearance shows up in the bar) it sounds more disbelieving? But like in a what the hell is going on and less in awe/relief??

 Get a wiggle on = remuage des fesses (fesses is butt)

 Pollution sounds very young.

 The 3 other horse people use vous for death

 They had the French VA of Aziraphale say the spreichen ze deutsch bit and He Tried.

 Wahoo = woow

 Not just the southern pansy, THE southern pansy bit = pas simplement une tantouze sudiste, mon chéri, je suis LA tantouze sudiste

A)     He sounds so very pleased with himself

B)      And flirty?? Come hither??

C)      It’s perf

D)     Tantouze sudiste = a vulgar term for a homosexual man

 Shadwell uses vous for Mme. Tracy

 Cowwley = Rampra (when Lisa the insurance girl calls)

 Car = caisse

 When Adam yells his life to get evil out of him or whatever, in the flashback sequence when Ms. Young speaks to Adam when he was born, she speaks to him in French (not like in the Italian version where they just – did not translate that bit.)

 Crowley sounds very suave when he tells Aziraphale in Mme. Tracy’s body that he’ll take care of it when the military dude won’t let them through.

 Dagon à je suis présent not présente (so Dagon uses male words?? pronouns??)

 You were a good car – t’étais une caisse d’enfer

 Kick/lick some serious butt à brouter quelques derrières

 When Aziraphale tells Crowley they should wait before offing Adam the exchange is hilarious

It’s Aziraphale: Peut-être qu’on devrait attendre (maybe we should wait)

Crowley : Qu’il ait le droit de vote? (That he could vote?)

 Vous vous êtes rien vous êtes trop naz, Pepper

 I believe in peace, bitch à Moi je crois en la paix pétasse LOL

 They only buzzed Beelzeebub’s voice for their last line before Satan appears

 Crowley at Adam ok mon garçon

 Adam uses vous for Satan his dad, but then uses tu for him for t’es pas mon père lol

 Le truc cest que tas pu dcamp mon vieux – moi non plus dailleurs

 Their voices when they’re pretending to be each other

 Tickity boo à tout va très bien

 Je te rappelle que je suis un putain d’archange (I’m the archangel fucking Gabriel – or whatever that line was lol)

 Shut your stupid mouth and die already à Tu vas te la fermer ta grande bouche et te décider à mourir

 Beelzebu : il est revenu à ses origines – il a changé de bord instead of he’s gone native

 Miiichael mon pot, tu m’fais un p’tit miracle j’ai pas de serviette à When Aziraphael as Crowley asks Michael for a towel.