#they’re the worst

[hypnoticmoth]

The brainrot is real, send help…

More self indulgent art of these two

[dreadwolfreturns]

This is the best news ever

[fourswordsannotated]

[worldsokayestmagicalgirl]

Day 9: Intoxicated

I was going to go angst, but I’ve come to really love these cracktastic idiots over the last year, especially through fic.

Prompt List by Jamiedraws__ on Instagram

[thequeenoffuckoffimsleeping]

Gay people are so funny

[kindercelery]

[arcanusarchieves-if]

I'm literally the person that always sends this ask to everyone tho usually I do crushing vs relationship stage and might I say you did a wonderful job. I love a bit of jealousy but jesus christ Solaine is already giving me grey hair 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

I’m glad you liked it. Honestly I was expecting to get that ask a lot earlier than I actually did (I see it pretty often on other IFs)! Now, about Solaine giving you gray hairs…

“First of all, the last thing I am feeling is jealousy - how you can mistake my concern for your work ethic is beyond me but I digress. Secondly, I apologize that my commitment to the cause is so stressful to you. Next time I’ll make sure to focus my attention to pretending to care about your intimate life instead of towards the war. Utterly ridiculous.”

Oracle Translation: They’re a stubborn a**hole and they stress me out too

[intriga-hounds]

losing my mind over ur dogs i love them so much they're like if spaghetti could lick ur face

they’re actually more like if spaghetti could eat poop and then lick ur face.

[lesilence]

still not really over how luca killed clemente’s old capo and alberto didn’t kick him out for it or smth. or the way luca doesn’t try anything at alberto even tho he could clearly and rather just takes all the abuse and shit

[cursedpupperino]

I hate them

[ionlylikemycat]

*an esophageal spasm is when your esophagus stages a coup and takes your whole chest hostage with horrible pain for hours on end without any provocation

** “esophageal spasms are painful contractions within the muscular tube connecting your mouth and stomach. esophageal spasms can feel like sudden, severe chest pain that lasts from a few minutes to hours. some people may mistake it for heart pain”

*** which is basically what i said the first time

[francesderwent]

An hour and a half journey, tops. Easy, quick, straightforward, and as pleasant as a trip can be.

Yeah, right. That’s the theory. But it isn’t so much fun when you’re helping carry six super-massive duffel bags weighed down with metal, plus a rapier bag with four old ones stuffed inside as spares, and you have a brand-new rapier at your belt getting in your way. It also doesn’t help if your leader and his deputy both conveniently mislay their wallets, so it’s you who has to fork out for the train tickets, and pay supplements for the heavy luggage. Or that you spend so much time haggling, you end up missing the first train. Yes, all that really improves your mood.

[zombiejette]

Had to get this out of my system…

[levinbolts]

saw this tweet that was letting people drop their tav/durge under it and ranking how much they’d consider fighting them and thought about doing that for valen…only to realize valen would fight any and everyone without hesitation

[simplydm]

“Speaking of Sausage, we need to work on our bedroom”

Shut UP Scott

[tomwambscunts]

If barry had the pr team of the idol it’d win 100 emmys