#they’re stinky 🥴

[cryst4lwitch]

I CANT THINK OF TITLES TO SAVE MY LIFE BUT I WROTE CASSANDRA FLUFF???????!!!! I THINK ITS FLUFF IDK IM DUMB

This has been in my drive for about 2 months, i wrote this because i hc the girls hate to take baths, have u seen how dirty they are in game? In desperate need of a bath fr 😭😭

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"Get in the bathtub Cassandra"

"make me"

"Cassandra, you're all bloody and dirty, the last time you had a bath was 3 days ago!"

"I don't need a bath that often!"

“Yes you do! Come here right now Cassandra ” you were losing patience, you didn't understand how she could be so maddeningly stubborn, it was just a bath! Sometimes you could swear she was half cat

"I don't want to take a bath!" She protested without moving an inch from where you had dragged her to the bathroom door

You tried a different approach "Cassie please" you said in a softer sweet tone "It’s just the way you like it, all hot and steamy, with your favorite scent and extra bubbles"

Cassandra looked at you for a moment, you almost jumped in victory when she watched her think for a moment "No." she said finally, with a final tone.

This bitch-

You were about to scream in frustration

An evil idea entered your head, an excellent idea.

"So you wont get in the bathtub?"

"Nope"

"How sad" you said with false pity and began to undress slowly without taking your eyes off cassandra "I would have loved to join you, but I guess that wont happen, and we shouldn't waste a perfectly good bath, should we?”

Cassandra watched you undress, her jaw tense and hands fisted at her sides. She stared at you as each layer of clothing fell to the ground till you were all naked in front of her.

"What's wrong? Why so tense?" You asked with fake innocence. Cassandra growled in response and glared at you

God, she had no right to look so hot all angry and grumpy.

"This is not fair!"

“What's not fair? I'm just going to take a bath, the bath you refused, you know?"

“You’re manipulating me!”

"Think what you want, please close the door when you leave, I get cold"

Cassandra stood at the door for a few seconds, and you waited for what you knew would be your victory as you slowly entered the bathtub, once you were seated and comfortable, you moaned loudly in satisfaction on purpose.

"Good! I'll take the damn bath! But I won't take a bath again!”

“Get your pale, stinky ass in here already, Cassandra. Tantrums don't suit you" a shit-eating smile on your face

Cassandra growled again and began to take off her clothes with annoyance and too much force, you could hear the seams of her dress ripping a little and you sighed knowing that you would be the one to mend it later, you would not bother Lady Beneviento for this nonsense

The brunette approached the bathtub grumpy and naked and you indicated the space in front of you

"But I want to sit behind you!"

The death glare you gave her made her snap her mouth shut and scramble into the tub, muttering curses under her breath.

When she sat in front of you you pulled her close to your chest "So stubborn, Cassie" You took pity on the poor woman (probably half cat) and kissed her pale shoulder "If you let me clean you up in peace, I promise you can take your reward later ” you whispered the last part in her ear in a low and suggestive tone, biting the shell of her ear

"Fine" she murmured with a small blush creeping up her chest.

You smiled and began the hard work of washing her, taking a soft sponge and soap you rubbed it all over her body, removing the blood and grime, after her body was soaped and clean, you moved on to her hair, the knots would be a nightmare to comb , the water became increasingly cloudy and dark

“My God Cassandra, and you really didn't want to take a bath. Look at that water”

To her dismay her cheeks turned a little pink with embarrassment at how dirty she was and she looked down in the tub with a frown.

You kissed her cheek lovingly "Okay Cassie, get up and let's change the water"

And so about 15 minutes later you were back in the bathtub, this time with clean water you washed her hair again and just as it started, the bath (or Cassandra's torture) was over. You helped her out of the tub and you both dried off before wrapping yourselves in a robe.

"You see? It wasn't too bad- Cassandra!" You screeched when she hoisted you over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes. "What are you doing?!"

"claim my reward," she said proudly. Oh and what a reward it was for both of you, it was worth all that struggle.

The reward was a toe curling head ofc slayyyyyy

Cant believe the first thing i post of Cassandra isnt smut? 🤨

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Comrade can I have the nsfw alphabet for Jeff?? I've always seen him as a stinky goblin man I wouldn't touch with a 12 foot pole, but lately some versions of him make me curious. The people need answers!! (┛✧Д✧))┛(ppl means probably just me lol)

Local Greaseball still has simps?? Good for him, wow

CW: Mentions of dubcon and noncon and some grossness cuz, I mean, its Jeff what do you expect

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Jeff the Killer NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He's quiet after sex, if you two are close you can probably have a conversation with him. Other than that, he's absolutely the kind of dude to just chill and smoke a cigarette

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His face~ Kinda, he did it on a mental snap absolutely, and had a breakdown after, but its something he did on his own to spite his parents, and that gives him a little rush to remember. His scars are slowly healing up now. His eyes are very bright and clear though, actually kinda pretty.

On you. Boobs, 100%. Also your back for some reason, the way your spine slopes, your shoulder blades, the dimples on your lower back. A perfect little canvas. Also makes him feel like you trust him, if you can feel comfortable turning your back on him. Probably still a risky move.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Loves to cum on you, not picky where. Chest, ass, thighs, mouth, belly, back. It makes him feel so hot to see you shivering under him with glassy eyes, while you have his cum drying on you, marking you for him.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Not really a dirty secret but still a secret. Jeff grew up in a very homophobic household, and while he thinks he might be bi, the fear of how he grew up makes him repress it hella hard. He kinda really wants to kiss a boy though, he's just scared :(

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Somewhat experienced. He doesn't get around a whole lot, and tbh some of the times where he does get laid are probably under questionable circumstances, but he knows his way around the body at least. You could stand to show him some tricks, he wouldn't be an ass about it.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Not super picky. Likes to fuck you from behind with a hand around your throat, or maybe shove you face first into the bed or against the wall. Personally, I'd like to see him shoved down and tied up in an amazon position tho, but thats just me 🥴

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Leans more to serious but he can occasionally be a goofball. If he's really manic, then you can expect him to be a bit off the walls.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Not well groomed at all njsdjf, though that's mostly due to him constantly being on the run. Give him a moment to settle and he'll be clean, but not trimmed

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

If he trusts you, he can get a little more intimate. But he's pretty good at staying detached during sex unfortuantely 😔

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He jacks off a lot. He gets real growly too, his back will bend and bow and he kicks and moves his legs a lot when he gets really into it.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Knife play (duh), both giving and receiving. Somno, Dacryphilia, Honestly probably CNC too. Maybe a bit of a blood kink, but he doesn't want to go too far and, well, kill you.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He can't really be picky, but ideally, he gets to break into your bedroom through the window. Midnight rendezvouses are the best 🤤

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Like most of these creeps, its very easy to get him going. Seeing you covered in blood, seeing you scared, crying, screaming, running away, threatening him, literally anything will drive him crazy. Cuz killing drives him crazy. He's just a goddamn horny ass lunatic. He's like a bear, you can't run away cuz it excites him, but honestly you can stand up to him because he likes to see the fight you got too. You're fucked either and any way

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He's not ever gonna call you mommy or daddy, so sorry. Don't call him that either, he will leave. Other than that, not much tbh

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Go down on him and he might yank your hair out from how tense and grabby he gets. He loves it, but he's far from easy, your throat will get fucked. He'll push you over and plow your mouth like its any other hole. Going down on you, he's sloppy and wet, and loud. Loud long slurps as he devours you like a man starved

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Rough at any pace, depends on how long he can stay. If he has hours or even all night, he'll take his time and make sure you're thoroughly worked over and boneless. But most of the time, he doesn't have that kind of time, so you'll get some head spinning quickies that steal your breath and leave you in a tizzy

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Hell yeah. He'll be on the run and stop by to get his dick wet, leave you with a cute bloody note and be back in a month for more~ ;)

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Absolutely

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

P damn good. He can go a couple of rounds, take a quick break to catch his breath, and keep going for quite a while. He still needs basic human needs though, so maybe make sure he drinks some water so he doesn't pass out on ya, cuz he might.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Unfortunately it's not super conducive to carry toys around when you don't really have a settling spot, so he uses yours. Double teams on you with your vibrator

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Huge sadistic tease. I mean, he thinks the few minutes before a kill are a tease, so. Be prepared for this man to come onto you while you are under his knife. He's a huge nasty flirt, and he will always be at least a little sexual.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Noisy, but not super loud. Groans and dirty talks in your ear or against your neck, calls you names, degrades you a bit and tries to embarrass you

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He's both a sadist and a masochist. Honestly the type to give you some of his blood if he's crazy for you. Has no qualms about fucking you next to a dead body either. Steals your underwear and cums in them for you to find. The most likely to have a piss kink, unfortunately. Literally just the grossest boy ever omg. I pretty much just use this section as a catch all for stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else huh djddhsjf

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words

6 inches but thick. Girthy. Super sensitive on the tip.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Very high. One of the highest sex drives out of all of them, can go for ours and even when he's gone soft he wants to keep going. Very needy and grabby and flirty.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He's gotta really trust you. He gets super paranoid that you're either gonna kill him, or call the cops on him, so usually he waits til you fall asleep and then leaves

[btsqualityy]

I’ll let Mason lay on me! Stinky dick and all!!!!!!!! And you know what? I have been thinking about all the positions Mason has had Kinsley in and I never really read them doing it semi doggy style. Maybe I missed it while squealing all the time they are having sex. But you must’ve read my mind because I’m reading your new drabble and that’s exactly what they doing. And I love when he intertwines their hands together. Even Nam-joon does it to his wife and it is like the best thing to in-vision ever. I really love when you do these and just surprise us with them because it’s so sweet but so raunchy at the same time. Keep up the good work girl because you’re awesome! 

Okayyy because I’d definitely let him lay on me too 😂😂and I don’t think I’ve written much of them doing doggy style, but that’s because they prefer to look at each other when they’re having sex 🥴

Them holding hands was my favorite part though 😌even when he’s fucking her brains out, the love he has for her still shows 🥰thank you for the kind words! 🫶🏽

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You want? Stinky? Stinky boy? You want to fuck stinky crusty boy?? For shame!

. . . Jk i do too shsjdjdkkf

CW Warning for some noncon mention, but kinda barely. Just to be safe

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Habit NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Will patch up wounds. If he's really fond of you he might help clean you up. More often than not he'll just yoink you up against him and make you cuddle a bit.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His hands 😈 the pain they cause, the way they tie you up or run a knife down your skin. Also fond of his mouth and teeth cuz they do a damn good job sinking into you and marking you up.

On you? Ass. And thighs. Both will be bit and marked up and manhandled 😌

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He loves to creampie you or make you swallow his cum. If he can't see it and he knows its deep inside you, he's purring and content.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Not really a dirty secret, but a secret nonetheless. He really wants a mate. It gets lonely being by your lonesome for so many years. And while he turns up his nose outwardly at the thought of being soft for someone, him wanting a person he can 100% trust and feel safe with keeps him up at night.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Pretty damn experienced, damn demon life expectancies 😒 He knows his way well around all kinds of bodies and abuses that knowledge to his advantage.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Any position that he can pin you down by the neck and pump you full of cum 🤤 He prefers to be on top and dominant, and the more he can manhandle you, the better. Even if he's under you, you can bet your ass that he's controlling the way you move and the pace you go.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Listen,, no matter how intimidating or scary this man is, he's still a goddamn dork. I may not have finished emh, but habit has a sense of humor. Even if its messed up. Part of the chaos of being with him is him snarling out shit that makes you laugh in utter confusion and bewilderment and then immediately dissolving into a mess of moans as he does smth just right inside of you to make you see stars 🥴

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Hopefully clean. Less hopefully trimmed . . .

Evan please whip this greasy man into shape 😖

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Rare . . . but not impossible. Sometimes it can happen, where he'll catch you off guard by getting more tender than normal for his character. A bit more gentle than wouldn't be concerning. He gets tired, lonely, fed up with all of it, and sometimes he lets his guard down. Very rarely however.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Very sexy to watch when he jacks off, oml, this man make it such a tantalizing and mouthwatering tease. He's such an exhibitionist with it too, he doesn't like making himself cum if he can't do it in front of you~

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Knives and Rope. If you don't want his name carved into your stomach then gtfo! 👏👏 Also huge with primal play; most demons are, but being stuck in Evan's body makes him crave the chase more. Also CNC 👉👈

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

In the woods, duh. Where else can he go full feral and knife you down, make you run for your life into snares and traps and then finally right into his arms?

Other than that, he likes defiling any space you think should not be fucked on. He has no shame, he will throw you on your parent's or partner's bed 🤭

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

After a kill, or being a scary mean asshole. The energy doesn't fade as fast, and what better way to burn it off then to fuck you at knife point while you rake your hands on his arms and beg for him?

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Listen he likes knife play, but he's somewhat sane. He's not gonna cut you super deep, and he makes damn well sure you know your safe word. He also doesn't like blindfolding you, kinda falls back into that exhibitionist thing. He likes for you to see him 😏

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Prefers receiving, but he'll still go down on you. He's definitely rougher when you down on him tho, pulling your hair and scratching down your scalp as he forces himself down your throat 🤤

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough. Can slow down, maybe, but he won't soften up on you ever

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Hhhhhhhhh absolutely. Honestly probably most of the time you two fuck, it'll be a quicky. He's a busy man, what do you expect? Romance? Dinner? Bah

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Yes yes yes. Though there aren't much more

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Y'know by now how the demon stamina goes. He can go for hours and barely break a sweat~ It's fun to see how long it takes for you to tap out, so he can tease you for it

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Not really?? Unless you count his knives, or rope, or gun, or handcuffs, or leather straps, or-

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

So goddamn unfair, just in general. Will gag you and make you beg for stimulation while you can't talk, just to be like "oh well, I guess if you don't want it that bad, you won't object to me edging you more then either" This man is such a goddamn bastard 😤👊👊💥💥

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not super loud but vocal. Low snarls and curses and lots of dirty talk right in your ear. Likes to make you squeak and spank your ass so you can hear it, make sure you hear how wet you are for him, all the squelching sounds, things that embarrass you. All the while he's purring and growling in your ear and talking about what he's gonna do to you if you cum 🤤

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He's not a full dom either. Granted, its like a fun little game, a challenge if you will~ Tie him up and trace a knife around his chest while you ride him, and he'll purr and moan, but he's waiting to bide his time till he can flip you over and switch it up on you 😈 Just make sure he's secure, and maybe you can cum then run for it before he breaks out 👀😳

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

I so badly want to give him an eldritch dick, like this fic I know. Probably somewhere between 6.5 or 7 inches, thick. Fuck it, he can have glowy purple gooey cum and little purple tendrils or smth, fuck it up dude 😩👏👏

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

High high high sex drive. actual yearning, about 50% full 😔💕

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Only if he trusts you. 9 times out of 10, he's gone when you wake up