#they’re crowley and azi irl

[solitaireobsessed]

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[abastardworthknowing]

this is probably silly but

I thought of a human au where Aziraphale owns a flat block in a small town and Crowley moves into one of the houses.

He’s the same as in the show, where he waives tennant’s flat fees if they can’t afford it (forget about it this month and just focus on making sure you eat and pay for your wellbeing. If you can pay me next month do, but i’d rather you looked after yourself first.) Most of his tennants try to pay him anyway, and he really doesn’t mind/ care because the only thing he has to pay for on the property is utilities. (in this country if your landlord includes utilities in the rent they are either very kind or something shady is going on lmao, it tends to be included in student rent though.)

anyway the reason i thought of this is because in sims now you can play as a landlord. as though that’s oh so stressful. All you need to do, with your thousands of pounds of rent, is make sure your tenants houses are liveable. No-one is asking for more, if they are, ngl who cares. YOU’RE A LANDLORD. *shakes fist at Maxis*

also like i can just imagine all of the tenants really liking aziraphale because he’s such a different landlord versus the ones irl haha, and they’re probably long term tenants. Maybe he does this to help people save to buy themselves permanent homes?

Anyway Crowley ends up letting a space in the block, and aziraphale does all the niceties of making sure he’s settled in asking him if he needs anything. Only the difference here is aziraphale is obviously like phwoar at Crowley and Crowley is the same back. But there’s a power imbalance. He doesn’t want the attraction to be a lie. (In so far as Crowley is only attracted to him because he’s nice/ feels obligated to sleep with him because aziraphale is nice etc)

Anyway in the end after aziraphale gives in and believes Crowley likes him because *he’s aziraphale* (I think I’d call him Ezra Fell, I know someone called Ezra irl also it sounds close to Israfel! :O anyway tangent)

Side Idea: The other arch angels are his half siblings, perhaps? OR maybe Aziraphale was born into a benevolent (? hah he wishes) gang. But idk if i like the gang idea. I do like God is Azi’s parent idea though. but in a butch way. and a we made money legitimately somehow *wink* way.

Gabriel, Michael, Sandalphon and Uriel are his half siblings. like each have their own parent, type deal maybe? Maybe Gabriel and Michael have the same parent? (no reason just an idea)

Or perhaps Uriel and Aziraphale share a parent, and Uriel wants nothing to do with the family, but was born into power anyway.

idk anyway the point is the family are well off. Maybe god is a business person and is rich af. owns stocks and all that? Then gave Aziraphale (and the others) loads of money and Azi was like thanks much appreciated this feels dirty and i need to use it right. So he does a lot of community work and funding work + you know houses people who need it.

Also the tennants’ money goes straight towards the property. He otherwise doesn’t touch it cause he’s literally loaded. Plus owns a bookshop and stuff. Not that he sells the books. But. He needs his family to think he’s doing *something* to earn money (Gabriel calls him lazy regularly. Bastard.)

uhhh this idea ran away with me whoops

@harleybecomecrowley so you see this but i’ll let u know in disc too :D <3

[bluebird-appreciator]

Favorite shows tag game

Rules: List 5 favourite shows (in no particular order) and answer questions accordingly.

1. Doctor Who

2. Good Omens

3. Star Trek: The Next Generation

4. Over The Garden Wall

5. MLP:FIM

Kind of an odd list on my part, but I love all of them. Thank you @veraynes-blog for tagging me!

1. Who is your favourite character in 2?

Aziraphale. I’m like Crowley IRL, as interesting of a sentence as that might be, and I absolutely adore Azi. I love his character, I love his little actions and the details put into him, he’s such a sweet and wonderful person.

2. Who is your least favourite character in 1?

Opinion that’ll probably get at least one knife to my neck here, but if I am *fully* honest with myself, Rose or Jack. I just never liked Rose, I love series 1 of nuwho very much because of CE but some of those original scenes with Rose I just couldn’t watch. I’m not a fan of her at all. Give me any companion BUT Rose and I’m happy. 🫠

3. What’s your favourite episode of 4?

Ooh! Definitely into the unknown. when I first watched it so very long ago it really got to me. The real life aspect, showing the kids behind the metaphorical curtain, leading further into fan theories and canon lore, it’s fantastic. Runner up would probably be mad love, because who doesn’t love a talking horse in a mansion.

4. What is your favourite season of 5?

Hmm… probably season 2 or 3. I prefer the older seasons to the newer ones by a bit. But I am partial to newer seasons on account of Sunburst being there. x)

5. What’s your favourite relationship in 3?

Easiest answer of my life. Data and Geordi. No bias on my part, of course… but I adore them. The duality of human /android & the genuine love and care and emotion between them is fantastic. I love their adventures, who doesn’t, and of course I’m a massive fan of the sherlock one in specific.

6. Who is your anti relationship in 2?

I’m also going to steal an answer, Newton and Anathema. I loved Newt, I have a soft spot for, and I say this with love, pathetic loser men with glasses, but I didn’t like them together in the slightest. Blah blah blah, prophecies prophecies prophecies, I’m not for it. It’s just not a pairing I care for even if I love the two by themselves respectively.

7. How long have you watched 1?

Actually, only a little over a year, along with years of casual exposure. I’m just a smidge late to things, as I am to my appointments in real life. The only one in my personal life (IRL, at least) who watches it is my uncle, he’s a big old who (especially four) fan who had no real exposure to nuwho before we watched POTD and some older eleven episodes together, which he did enjoy. Soon he will join the rest of us, I’m sure

8. How did you become interested in 3?

I’ve had a casual interest forever, but got properly into ST as a franchise around when I was in middle school with watching TOS and TNG. My then best friend was a big warsie, and becoming a trekkie didn’t really put as at odds but it was a fun dynamic to have. We were both on the same robotics team for years, her dad having been the coach, and her whole family being big wars fans, so it was entertaining effectively being the sole trek fan in the team lol.

9. Who is your favourite actor in 4?

… actor? Uh, the beast, I suppose. Are they really actors, though? VA wise, Melanie Lynskey with Beatrice or Elijah Wood with Wirt.

10. Which show do you prefer 1, 2 or 5?

One. I love all of them, they’re all very dear to my heart, but nothing will touch DW when it comes to my favorite show. DW and GO are close but DW wins this series I’m afraid.

11. Which show have you seen more episodes of 1 or 3?

Both are “long”, but DW as a whole is just so much longer than one ST series so it’s a no brainer. DW.

12. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?

Mr. President, Jason Funderberker, Greg’s frog. I think it’d be fun to be a frog taken on adventures through the woods, even if those adventures are horrifying and scarring. I’d even get to sing a few songs along the way

13. How would you kill off your favourite character in 5?

Kill off Sunburst… uh, make antiquing illegal. Probably. Kill off Time Turner… make Derpy disappear. Kill off Perfect Pace… make pocket watches stop working. Boom

14. Would a 3/4 crossover work?

Anything is possible with the right attitude, but I have absolutely no idea how the Enterprise could enter the Unknown, so probably not.

15. Pair two characters in 1 that would make an unlikely, but strangely okay couple.

Stealing a second answer, odd variations of Doc/Mas. I’m fond of 11 and Spymaster, 10 and Spymaster, 13 and Missy, 11 and Simm Master, and I’m going to hold out a bit of copium for 14 somehow meeting Simm Master again. x(

16. Overall, which show has the better cast, 3 or 5?

I’m afraid it’s gotta be TNG, on account of levar burton.

Tagging a few cool people I’ve met here, but anyone is free to do this! @roxannepolice @magpiefrankie @fullofbones4444 @alexmey-does-an-arts

[theangel-aziraphale]

Oh did I mention how many angels and demons are on earth now? Seems our community gets bigger and bigger…

AziraCrow Immeadite sort of Family??

// BTW if you see these slashes -> // <- it means I'm out if character!

I want to add the lovely character/entity blogs who have joined the roleplay / i've interacted with / seen, so keeping up with things is easier! Also, if you're lost, go to the notes of a post to follow along with the rp for ease! :o) That's what I do! Or subscribe to everyone and read through the rps like its the newspaper xD Gonna split up the list a bit so it’s easier to read!

Aziraphale adopted (There were no papers involved so this is all in spirit <3)

@thewonderfulwizardofaz : Aziraphale's memory storage (like Gabriel's fly!)

@thedemon-crowley : Of course, the one and only Crowley <33333 my irl fiancé!

@imthebentley : Our Bentley <3

@imaziraphalesbookshop : Our (My 👀) bookshop! <3 <3

@bentleysbeetle : Bentley and Aziraphale’s beetle? (Bentley’s sibling Aziraphale’s adopted child/beetle x’D)

@asmodeus-fallen-principality : Asmodeus / Demon!Aziraphale <3 v they’re together!

@samael-your-guardian-angel : Samael / Angel!Crowley <333 ^ they’re together!

Morningstar-Affliated

@fanfiction-i-like : Asked to be adopted and bakes!

@angel-and-the-serpent : Also asked and enjoys human sports (is there any other kind?) and painting! (Also a Morningstar!)

@echosghoast : Echo, retired chaos enjoyer and new found hugger! Technically both a Fell and a Morningstar! (More a morningstar because uh Aziraphale doesn’t know how to parent lmao and accidentally unmade Jay’s corporeal form (long story. He’s made of Glitter and Azi was trying to help and has traumatised himself as a result so is afraid of parenting Echo in case he hurts her. 😬)

Lucifer has no self control (ly <3 <3) soooo here’s all his other kids! <3 <3

@morningbloodystar : Lucifer (from the show!!!?!💕)

@chloe-decker-lapd : Our coughs I mean Lucifer’s wife. (I love her Luci you can’t stop me - although ACAB 😭 why do they have to write police officers who would have gotten fired for being so good?! RIP me!!)

@three-surnames : TRIXIE. BABY G.

@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon : Eric the sweetheart but mischievous demon! <3 Technically hell-affliated!

Heaven-Affliated

@helphowdoiusethis : Jay, God of Glitter and was created by an Aziraphale and Crowley!

@tiny-anon : A small 6 year old imaginary friend who can’t grow up. Speaks in small text and is easily frightened.

@violet-yimlat : Loves Chaos and identity theft! Likes teasing Aziraphale 😔

@e-w-w-morningstar: Eddie W.W. Morningstar!

@janeway-lover : Very caring older sibling, someone force her to nap i s2g!

@fallen-starmaker : Alistair Morningstar! A fallen angel!

Hell-Affliated

@the-angel-muriel : A literal angel, the sweetest person and incredibly smart <;3

@inspector-constable-bookseller : Another Muriel! Give them some love! <3

@bookshop-bookclub : very cute, I believe it's muriel's account

@the-archangel-squad : The unfortunate squad of archangels.

@sandalphonsgoldteeth : Bestie is always crying?????

@you-all-forget-my-name : Saraqael! Tired of their job and who can blame them?

@michaelwiththegoodhair : A Michael… 🙄 (I am biased sorry Mikey)

@ask-the-archangel-michael : Another Michael… Aziraphale was being so passive-aggressive, like I do not know what happens to him when he interacts with michaels (it’s me and my disdain that’s what. blame the autism lmao)

@urielwiththegoodhair : A Uriel!!! <3 <3 <3 (Can you tell I’m biased af LMAO)

@the-nightingale-sang : Was a Piece of God

@the-almighty-queen-bee : Was a Piece of God

@the-almighty-god : The mysterious Almighty …

@gods-suggestion-box : Also in the name! (The Metatron also has access to it…)

@supremearchangelaziraphale : In the name! The uh metatron sanctioned account! (Not mine!)

@the-metatron : He’s a strange old man now? We turned him back into a human. (See Below)

@enoch-the-human : we only went and done it?!

@one-coming-is-enough : The one and only Jesus Christ!!

@the-unmighty-god : The mysterious Aunt Frances

@mr-crawleigh : Sort of AziraCrow as one person?

@the-almighty-lucifer : A different universe Lucifer where Hell won. Not on the best terms with Azi after the Jay incident (which is understandable of course) (same universe as god-in-the-basement)

Neither Hell Nor Heaven Affliated

@totally-a-sheep : Luc the demon, as he’s now revealed… another mischeif maker…

@ligur-duke-of-hell : reincarnated wifesband Ligur <3 <3 Welcome back!

@duke-hastur : The Duke of Hell - Hasta La Vista

@duchess-shax : Rudest demon that ever was… 🙄 tch…

@furfurs-fotos : Best photographer in hell Furfur!

@fishyfiles : dagon!!! <3 <;3

@former-prince-of-hell : a beelzebub!

@house-of-buzzing : Another beelzebub!

@lower-management : Another Beelzebub!

@g00brielandbeez : Gabriel and Beelzebub duo!

@god-in-the-basement : A different Universe God where heaven lost (same universe as the-almight-lucifer)

Mortals (?)

@dottieandsadie : … shudder Purposefully written scary alt universe aziracrow wives? (Are they bearding? I have no clue lmao)

@bowie-the-radio-ghost : A cute ghost! <;3 <3

@puck-the-devil : Puck from Gargoyles + Midsummer Night’s… A mischief maker…

And some honourable mentions :3 <333333333 people who talk to everyone rather regularly and help us make it more fun!! 💕🌍💕

@the-anathema-device : Anathema!!! <3 <3

@nutty-and-accurate : Agnes Nutter?!

@adam-n-dog : The Ex(?) Anti-Christ!!

@good-omens-therapist : THE Good Omens therapist!

@multiple-crows-in-a-trenchcoat : A normal human person.

@iwilltrytobereasonable , @kleenexwoman , @lauranalanthalasa , @vibranium-love , @professional-termite , @iamnot-theboynextdoor , @turquoisedata , @quiet-musings, @ivedonesomefalling , @local-ragamuffin , @tujhse-raabta , @annaglover , @foodfightonthemoon

Sorry all but I've run out of mentions for this post! I'll pin a reblog with more if I get some :D //

A short introduction is in order.

I am Mr. Azaria Z. Fell, co-owner of the A.Z. Fell and Co. Bookshop in Soho, London, now Supreme Archangel of Heaven.

If you'd like to query the more demonic side of things, might I suggest @thedemon-crowley?

// Character bio for Aziraphale? Got inspired by sam and momo's! //

Name: Aziraphale / Azaria Zerah Fell (on earthly documents) Age: God knows. Literally. Before time began years old Gender: Trans + Non-binary + Agender (He identifies with trans men a lot cause technically he makes the effort to look like a male too! I think he even has scars on his corporation to reflect that but otherwise has natal looking parts) Attraction: Demi-sexual Crowley-Romantic (kidding. Well, not really. But he has had flings and has loved humans before, like Oscar Wilde, for example. Oscar helped him cope with Crowley disappearing after their fight in the 1800s!) Appearance: Looks similar to TV Aziraphale, but has medium toned skin and afro-centric features (he just looks more like me because I can and I will!) Dresses exactly the same, but has earrings and a small gap in his teeth! Also, small dark moles in random places. The earrings he wears are tiny gold hoop earrings which he never takes off (autism jewellery style) The rest of him is the same as the book or TV versions of Aziraphale! Some additional headcannoned history elements may pop up here and there because, as neil said anything not in the book, it is headcannon territory, baby!!

// Hello, I’m Lio (Pronounced like Leo!)! I will advise that I am an adult running an ask blog, so there may be some adult themes discussed, and therefore, I believe this blog will be for 18+. Minors *who are uncomfortable about sex and adult related themes* are not advised to interact with this blog for their own comfort. BUT if you want to, then this post will inform you of my stance on it! But tldr I interact with blogs. owned by minors i just don’t want them to interact with posts that are suggestive or downright discussing adult content! Ty <3

Tidbit: Crowley's OP and I are engaged irl and have been together for a very long time. Our relationship has followed all the story beats Good Omens. However, we both grew from it, and here we are today! Hopefully, we can afford our own version of the South Downs Cottage one day!

My good omens blog is @abastardworthknowing :) I also follow from @savourybiscoff! :P hello! <;3

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[akwardpogayto]

Hello, do you have every headcanon on Ligur/Michael?

Every headcanon is a Lot of headcanons, but this is my personal show omens Hc! they’re probably not completely cannon supported but oh well,,, 

so, the story starts back when they have those phones with the buttons and the little screen

something happens between aziraphale and another angel, probably gabriel, and azi goes to use a phone to ask if crowley can pick him up

he puts in the area code (666) before he realizes that it’s probably a bad idea to call crowley from a heaven phone

so he leaves

the 666 is still in the phone

michael goes to the phone, isn’t paying much attention, but notices there’s an area code in the phone

they (michael) are not having the best day and assume that it’s the heaven area code (001) and continues dialing (another angel, let’s just say uriel for the sake of consistency) To whine about their day

the phone is picked up and michael, thinking it’s uriel, starts going off about how Awful heaven was today and how mean gabriel was being 

and ligur, on the other side of the line, is confused.

but he will never miss out on a chance to complain about hell

there is....confusion on the angelic side when ligur mentions hell. but michael deals with it. they are an angel, and politeness is a thing.

next time someone in heaven is particularly mean, uriel is on earth on a mission, so michael calls ligur to complain.

this goes on for a while

when michael gets their own phone, they call ligur with it and he walks them through the setup

the pair is a hardcore enemies-friends-lovers and bonding over shared hatred of their bosses.

eventually, after armageddont, they meet up irl....get married.... idk some of that stuff

it’s not one of my biggest ships, but this is personally how i think it could have played out! 

@the-immortal-angel

[supreme-burrito]

So I finally watched all of Good Omens

Did I like it?

Of course I did! It was enjoyable and funny. Taking a spin on the end of the world is great and even having at some points that dry Monty Python humor (which I really don’t much care for) mixed in with funny humor made me laugh. The cast was amazing from David Tennant all the way to Benedict Cumberbatch.

Yes, he was in the show. He was Satan if you didn’t know. And yes, even Satan was on screen for 2 minutes max I still want to fuck Satan. I seem to have this interesting dynamic with Ben and his acting, if his face is on screen, I respect the man to bits

But usually when Ben does CGI, which BTW IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW FROM WHAT I KNOW THE MAN HAS DONE ALL HIS OWN CGI MOTION CAPTURE FOR EVERY NON-HUMAN ROLE HE HAS PLAYED (it’s not a big roster, I can name them all on my own hand. Unlike say Vin Diesel playing Groot or Mark Ruffalo playing the Hulk. They’re not doing the FULL motion capture, probably just their characters face, but Ben. He goes all out.). I am just....sexually attracted to his CGI roles because of his voice?

So far I know he’s played Smaug (which yeah the CGI frames are Ben just crawling around)

Recently, he was Shere Khan in that very okay Netflix Jungle Book movie ‘Mowgli’. 

And now he’s in the books as embodying Satan himself which BTW damn he said like 5 lines of dialogue but FUCK he just....does so well. 

Just the way Satan moves I know Ben did the motion capture. 

BUT I DIGRESS in praising my favorite actor.

I did find one nitpick and it was the very fast romance between Pulsifier and Nunn’s descendant. It seemed wedged in unlike the other two I’m going to discuss.

Real talk though: I cried when the Bentley blew up. 

And my favorite character is Crowley, hands down. The demon drives fast and blares Queen. He is the side of me you don’t get to see until I’ve gained complete trust in you. 

I’m actually Azi when I’m not around my coworkers. Silent, drowning in books, and a little shit. Not much anxiety because I stopped giving a damn about everything because I have no soul, like Crowley.

I just tend to relate to them both. So inconclusion Azi is my irl voice and Crowley is my internet voice. 

Aziraphale and Crowley, do I ship it?

Now, when you ask ‘ship’, the answer is yes, I do. But not in the conventional shipping way. It’s a way I should honestly push myself to look at when it comes to relationships in general because I was raised as ‘YOU MUST FALL IN LOVE, GET MARRIED, AND BE STRAIGHT TO MEET THESE WORLD’S STANDARDS!’ 

So whoever I have upset in the last 6 years that I have met and because I felt like I was pushing you out of your zone to like me, if I made you uncomfortable in any way, please tell me. I respect the lives you are currently living so as long you are not damaging yourself and others around you in an immoral way. Over the years I have been desperately trying to better myself. Another time, another long-winded post.  

I look at A/C and I see a very deep bond of friendship, but I could also see them being a married couple, as to the joke poked at in Episode 5 when Crowley leaves Azi. There’s nothing sexual at all. And I enjoy that? Insert another long-winded post here about how I relate and hate my entire being here. It feels fulfilling to have that opposite tension, yet be able to work together as well as sit down to eat at the Ritz. 

 In conclusion: I liked it and I want to read the book. 

Long live the OG Bentley.