#they’re all older in my aus btw like early 20s

[lsleofthelost]

descendants tweets [21/?] Lonnie edition

[idiot-mushroom]

I would love the Casey lore but I also don't want spoilers, so I'm going to ask a bunch of stuff again!

What are Casey, April, Irma, and Sunita's fashion sense like? Music taste? Favorite food? Favorite type of books/shows/movies? Least favorite food texture? Any specific neirodivergency or mental illnesses? What are they most insecure about? Do they all fight along side the turtles or aid them with their adventures?

Please tell me everything you can about Keno!!!

Do any of the humans get mutated at any point? Why does Donnie create retro mutagen?

Is spike mutant or yokai? Will he eventually be an ally to the turtles? Do have a design for him? Do they acquire other allies? Do you have any character designs we can have a sneak peek too?

Is Bishop and his hole thing in this au? Are the triceraton? Will there be professor Honeycutt/Fugitoid?

Do the O'Neil's have any other foster kids? Do they have an apartment or a house? What the layout of their place like? Which half of them makes April 1/4 Kraang?

In the new lair layout there isn't Splinters room, does he not live with them anymore? Or is it a more separate room?

I swear everytime I do this I feel like a crazy reporter or paparazzi running up to you just asking frantic questions I'm so sorry. Also sorry if these are repeated questions.

Sunita:

has autism swag

kidcore fashion sense (bright colors, chunky jewelry, ect)

they’re mostly insecure abt how she seems to not be able to fit in with human kids as well as with people in the hidden city

she likes hard rock (which contrasts with her personality and everything abt her (i think it’d be funny))

she doesn’t like the texture of celery bc of the fiver strands that make it hard to eat (for her)

she likes learning abt plants :))

her favorite food is mango pudding

she only aids them later on as ‘the man in the chair’

Casey:

he has add swag

the grunge fashion is strong with this one

he likes indie rock and rap

he’s insecure abt his past with his dad and mom, and the fact he doesn’t know much abt his own heritage from his father’s side.

he likes the percy jackson books

he does aid them in adventures as back up and muscle

April:

her brain is on default setting

casual fashion for a casual girl

she likes anything under ‘sad girl starter pack’

she rlly enjoys marvel and star wars

she aids them in adventures as a second opinion and back up

she’s rlly insecure abt her parents not paying attention to her as much with so many other kids in the household

Keno:

country bumpkin 2 da max

half Italian, half Korean

likes making pizza and pasta all day

oldest out of the entire group (in his early 20’s)

has a farm (passed down from his family)

neighbors with Casey’s old house (a mile down from the old jones’s house is keno’s house/farm)

they meet keno during the farmhouse arc

he is very friendly and acts as an older brother

I don’t think that any of them get mutated in the series but j might change my mind idk

Spike (Slash) is my au is a leatherback sea turtle that gets mutated!! She doesn’t ally them, but isn’t a bad guy either, she’s more of a morally grey vigilant.

i have no new official designs rn but after this latest arc i’ll defo post Slash’s design

Bishop will be in this au (still trying to find out his character tho) and yes mr honeycutt is in this au but he’s a robot assistant to irma 👍

these are the rest of the o’neil’s foster kids!! they live in a nice, two story house in the city.

april gets her 1/4 krang from her dad’s side (ik girls going through it)

splinter does live with them in the new lair, he’s just dubs his room as ‘the meditation room’ bc he’s an extra bitch like dat

thank you for the asks btw, don’t feel bad or worry abt it, i’m happy to talk abt my au!!

[drainingthetea]

Honey go to a bookstore and get yourself some books or start writing your own. Stop bullying blogs because they refuse to give into your gross delusions.

What is your problem with older finds someone younger attractive?

It's the same thing men do all the time. They're often searching for a younger women and some at some point much younger than the one before. I don't get how does that affect you?

Have you never seen anyone attractive and maybe didn't know the age and then got surprised? There are also men who find older women attractive. What is so weird about that?

Some of the BO guys are attractive to me and I cannot change my taste because they're younger than me. I'm sorry that I don't find Jolly attractive as it seems it's the only valid guy to find attractive when you're over 35😂

Btw: I'm sick of seeing people talk about "V.A.N." when it comes to their music. Overrated and regarding P...it's boring

We will never know why they worked together. It's all rumours. I'd love to talk about their first album for example because I love it (more than FGBGFM) but I read so often "They try to sound too much like BMTH." I don't see that. It's like you're listening to a different bad when you compare it with TDOPOM but I think Noah had also shown how talented he is with the first album.

So, anyone else who still likes the first album?

Anyone who saw them live? Anyone who wants to talk about their lyrics (not V.A.N). Anyone not complaining about the OST? Because I don't think it's sooo bad. I mean we got "Anything > Human" which is some of their best songs too for many fans I think.

Okay I want to clarify something. There is NOTHING WRONG with older women liking younger men. My whole thing was I couldn’t imagine being 35 and bullying random blogs online to write smut about guys I don’t personally know. I guess when I say “gross delusions” it’s me translating it into “you so desperately need to read something about fucking this man that you have to bully people online?” That’s weird please let’s not pretend it isn’t! The age thing just comes into play because of how desperate they’re being about wanting these stories written (the person requesting it, not the guys). I’ll reword my answer because clearly it didn’t come across right. A majority of the women I know are older than their man (myself included with everyone but one person I’ve ever dated) so 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don’t have a problem with that lol. Also the boys aren’t in their teens or early 20s anymore so let’s stop acting like it.

As for the music PLEASE talk about FGBGFM. I am also tired of talking about Poppy and VAN. There is zero new information regarding that whole situation and it feels like the fan base continues to talk in circles about it because no one can get their story right (including the band) on how it all came together. Can we all agree it doesn’t matter anymore and move on? lol especially before AUS because I’m sure everyone will be going off about Poppy again 😩

So anon let’s start a new topic of conversation. Favorite BO lyrics, why? Favorite record, why? Favorite music video, why? Etc.

[cosmicheartz]

I’ve been binging taopib and I wanted to talk more abt my au where team friendship ends up in San lorenzo

So here’s some bullet points!

So I think the timeline between taopib and pibtlw is like around 10ish years? Idk the shrek timeline that great so I think a decade makes sense. So the orphans are older! Vina, Toby and Kid pickles are late teens/early 20s and Esme is in her early teens. Idk abt the other orphans who show up and idk if Cleevil is still like around bc tulpa but if she’s still around she’d be in her early-mid 20s

Oh and the citizens of San Lorenzo still retain their memories of Puss. He’s basically like this hero/legend and Dulcinea and the people who were around during the adventures of puss in boots tell stories about him to the younger orphans

The reason Dulcinea wasn’t around in the puss in boots movies despite her leaving at the end with puss is bc due to her being a Tulpa she’s basically tethered to San Lorenzo so she had to go back or she’d basically disappear. She’s currently running the orphanage ( Señora Zapata is still alive btw she just decided to pass down the role of head of the orphanage to Dulcinea ) she misses Puss but has mostly moved on and is doing well for herself.

How the whole au starts is that team friendship end up in the thieves market by chance ( also Puss was feeling nostalgic ). Perrito accidentally gets separated from puss and kitty and stumble upon the orphans, who are doing some shopping for Dulcinea ( Dulcinea sent Vina, Toby and Kid Pickles and Esme tagged along ) they end up bringing Perrito back to San Lorenzo bc they’re like “ well we can’t leave this dog in the thieves market to possibly get killed or something

So they Bring Perrito back to Dulcinea and is like “ can we keep him please?? “ ( note: Perrito is very confused on what is going on but is going along with it ) Dulcinea is unsure bc yknow this dog is an outsider from San Lorenzo.

She and Perrito have a conversation and she asks if he has any family or friends and he inadvertently brings up Puss in the his reply and Dulcinea is like “ wait Puss as in Puss in boots? “ and Perrito is like “ Yep I’m his best friend and therapy dog “ ( cue Zapata butting in being like “ good he needed therapy “ )

Meanwhile Puss and Kitty are trying to find Perrito and Puss gets hit with an oh fuck moment and realizes that Perrito might be in San Lorenzo. Kitty is like “ wtf are u talking abt? “ and Puss has to explain all the shit that went down in San Lorenzo and is like “ we have to go to San Lorenzo but it’s a huge risk since I’m not allowed there bc if I go back then all the things that happened will end up happening again “

[pencilscratchins]

pls,,,, water my crops with wu/mako uno reverse au hcs

look the reverse wu/mako universe has many wonderful possibilities.. here is just one way it can go....

- wu’s parents were two earthbenders, killed when he’s young so he lives with his aunt who is terrible & abusive, so he runs away and lives on the streets. 

- wu is still a nonbender, but he’s super clever and charismatic so he’s able to pull off a ton of scams for the triad, who he joins for self preservation. he never becomes that good at fighting but he’s certainly more a little more physically capable than canon wu. (also i like the idea he learns how to chi block bc he found out his mom was once a kyoshi warrior). after a job almost gets him arrested, he realizes he’s gotta get out of there.

- he doesn’t have a resume obviously, so he just talks his way into convincing the arena to give him a job as a match announcer. 

- korra still sneaks out to see a probending match, but this time wu sees how into it she’s getting in the stands so he’s like “LOVE your energy queen let’s kick it, get some noodles ALSO why do you look so familiar?” shes like “oh im the avatar” and hes like “omg do you know kyoshi”

- they become friends because they’re chaotic energies just vibe and wu gets her a spot on probending team (the other members of which i still don’t know) 

- tenzin is less than thrilled about the union but he cannot shake him off.

- wu cant cross the street (hes gay) so asami still runs into him.but shes a stan so shes like “oh! I know what voice! let me make it up to you! can i take you shopping or to dinner?” and wu knows a trust fund kid when he sees one so hes like “oh we’re gonna be friends”

- then, of course, he introduces his two friends and korra falls instantly into Simp Behavior because uhhhh the last time she saw a girl that pretty, it was just pictures of katara in her 20’s so she did not need to form words in her presence.

- now, since the premiere krew is korra and her nonbending buddies, the amon storyline could have a lot of wu & korra going undercover, and since now theyre all consciously queer a lot of frank dicussion about asami’s relationship with her dad.

- meanwhile in the earth kingdom, mako’s father was the younger son of the earth king, so nobody minds when he marries a woman from the fire nation. but his older brother dies before he can have kids so mako’s the crown prince before he even starts bending.

- when they find out hes a firebender, they’re like “oh UH FUCK” and instantly cover that up and say he’s a nonbender bc the earth kingdoms a little backwards.

- mako’s trying to convince himself that he’s cool with this, he’s fine he can sacrifice that for his country, but bolins always like you deserve better bro :(

- with the fall out after amon, their parents think its a good idea for the boys to represent the earth kingdom in republic city so they send them along.

- tenzin thinks its important to maintain good relationships with the other world leaders so he offers them a place to stay at the air temple. bolin loves the aesthetic so he forces them to accept.

- korra & bolin still hit it off right away, but korra thinks makos a fuddy duddy with no sense of humor so she cant stand him. wu on the other hand is like “oh that is a man”

- mako and korra eventually talk and realize they both lead super sheltered lives and shes like “you just have to get out there and experience things and live your truth or whatever”

- makos is inspired so he starts to get up super early and practice his firebending with the air temples tools n shit, thinking no one will see him.

- except wu is a weird twink with no concept of boundaries or sleep schedule so he catches him one morning and is like “i have an amazing idea, let me sneak you into a pro bending team! I’ve done it before I’ll do it again!” (this is totally inspired by this fic btw)

- thats all she got folks. That’s all she got.

[roccinan]

I was struck by an idea last night after reading one of your posts and it just wouldn't leave me alone! So during the Mint Heist, the Professor is supposed to be in his early 40s and Tokio in her late 20s approaching 30. So I'd assume there is a 13-15 year age difference between them. We also know from the first episode that Tokio started doing robberies as a teenager, with her older boyfriend.

Now, suppose in an AU where the robberies don't work out quite so well and the boyfriend leaves Tokio to go his own way. Tokio is a teenager, she's left all alone, wanted by the police, she can't go home to her mom. She's lost and scared but she decides to try to manage it on her own. Unfortunately at that age she doesn't have the experience to plan her robberies well.

Cue to 30ish year old Sergio minding his own business and scouting out a location for a smaller heist for him and Andrés (the Mint heist didn't pay itself after all) and he stumbles in the middle of a bad robbery run by a teenager. Tokio gets hurt and Sergio wants to help so he manages to buy her enough time to get away. He tracks her down and more or less takes care of her wound. Tokio is mutinous about it but on the other hand it's nice that somebody takes care of her.

Sergio kind of interrogates her to find out the whole story and is in a big dilemma because he doesn't want to leave her alone to continue to live like that. As always when Sergio doesn't know what to do, he thinks of his brother and he remembers a very familiar scene : a younger kid, hurt and alone, looking mistrustfully at a young man who appeared out of thin air to take care of him, wanting to believe the stranger but at the same time knowing good things don't happen to him. So Sergio decides to adopt a 16-year-old Silene, like his brother before him.

So they just start to live together, and Sergio teaches her everything she wants to know, including how to plan/run a heist. He doesn't know what he's doing, but neither did Andrés and it all turned out all right in the end didn't it? Besides, she seems happier than before. Tokio is safe, loved and has found someone to trust who will never leave her. The heists are merely a bonus. Andrés hates Tokio the minute he sets his eyes on her. The feeling is mutual. For the first time in his life he's jealous because Sergio found someone to love...like he loves HIM. He even wants to get rid of her until one evening Sergio looks at him with his big eyes and says "Andrés she was just like me, and I could help her, like you helped me", and Andrés still hasn't figured out a way to say no to his Hermanito after 20 years. So now the 2 have an understanding where they don't stab each other because Sergio would be sad. They don't acknowledge that they might begin to like each other.

Just, all the father - daughter feels that Sergio-Tokio have in canon dialed up to 11.

Hi hi! Before I get into your idea (that I love btw!), just wanted to say hello!! You were the first person who ever commented on "Hermanito" and I remember being so stunned by your lovely review, especially because it was the very first lcdp fic I wrote and I was worried that it wasn't getting feedback because readers hated it. So you're a big part of why I kept writing for the fandom afterwards and I was so happy to meet someone who cared so much about the hermanos :)

re: the idea: OMG That is big brained, I love it. I think the professor was mentioned as late 30s early 40s during the Mint Heist so those numbers are definitely correct! The age difference between Sergio and Tokyo is what I always headcanoned as the difference between him and Andres, which just makes it fascinating.

I kept reading this ask, wondering where it was going, and it absolutely did not disappoint. YES, AU where Sergio adopts Tokyo early is not something I knew I needed so much until now. I just love his relationship with Tokyo so much (easily the second best platonic relationship in the show!). And I can see it- Tokyo too stubborn and afraid to go home, but also lost, scared, and afraid to show vulnerability :') This feels so much like her and it's such an interesting concept about what would happen if she and her boyfriend broke up early. Because I think she'd try to continue her life of crime, but like you said, without him around, she wouldn't know where to start.

And I love your idea for how Sergio would cross paths with her. It sounds like something he would definitely do for Tokyo, and yes LOL, Tokyo would be so resistant at first, but also secretly enjoy it so much because she's desperate for a safety net (not that she'll let Sergio know). And I love how this cements Sergio as even more of a father figure/guardian angel in Tokyo's mind than in canon, just by virtue of the situation and how much younger she is.

Of course Sergio would overthink it XD But you're really killing me here, this is the exact kind of content my heart craves asdfasf. This part especially:

As always when Sergio doesn't know what to do, he thinks of his brother and he remembers a very familiar scene : a younger kid, hurt and alone, looking mistrustfully at a young man who appeared out of thin air to take care of him, wanting to believe the stranger but at the same time knowing good things don't happen to him. So Sergio decides to adopt a 16-year-old Silene, like his brother before him.

PLEASE, that parallel just *gets me*. Because in very many ways, it's the same situation and I love that Sergio sympathizes with her from the start and it's fascinating how in that instant, he goes, "What would Andres do? What did Andres do? Imagine what my life would be like if Andres chose to walk away..." then he makes up his mind and takes Tokyo in :'D

I just love fatherly/big brother Sergio so much. And this is the perfect scenario where we get hermanito AND hermano Sergio at the same time, with bonus "daughter" Tokyo and I'm this close to screaming. LOL to Tokyo, Sergio looks like he has his so put together and he knows exactly what he's doing when in reality, Sergio is just winging it and hoping it turns out for the best like it did with him and Andres.

Andrés hates Tokio the minute he sets his eyes on her. The feeling is mutual. For the first time in his life he's jealous because Sergio found someone to love...like he loves HIM.

This is so in-character, I NEED it now. Andres is now a grandfather. In all universes, Andres and Tokyo will hate each other the moment they meet. But also in a hilarious way, this works so well now that we know he was the one who wanted her in the banda in canon. Like, all this time, the spiritual connection between Andres, Silene, and Sergio was bound by fate XD He hates her because she's literally the genbend version of him and she hates him because he hates her (+ he's just like, an annoying person). And I can so see it- Andres would be burning with envy over Sergio's attachment to Tokyo, but he wouldn't know why until Sergio spells it out for him.

Then he does the surprise pikachu face. Turns out it's just a jarring experience to see his hermanito, the one person he loves above all else, pick up his own hermanita and love her above all else. Once the brothers have that talk and Andres has this big epiphany, he Knows he can never get rid of Silene. Plus like you said, Andres can never deny Sergio anything, especially knowing how much he loves his "daughter" :')

Andres *through grit teeth*: Welcome to the familia, Silene. I will lie down my life for you because Sergio loves you.

Silene *also through grit teeth*: Thank you, Andres. I too will lie down my life for you because Sergio loves you.

asdfasdf They think they're just putting up with each other for Sergio's sake, and actively refuse to acknowledge the fact that they're growing on each other. But Sergio knows. Their "bonding" was all part of his plan and he just innocently sits between them with his milk and cookies while they all watch a movie that he picked because Andres and Silene couldn't agree on one.

Thank you so much for this ask omg. This is an AU I need with all my heart now. The funny thing is I actually really wanted to write a Tokyo & Sergio story, but could never settle on an idea. Now this idea with the father-daughter feels between Sergio & Tokyo dialed up to 11 set against the backdrop of extreme hermanos, is like a gift from heaven :'D

[instablamwriter]

A3 characters sorted into Mahoyaku Countries/Kingdoms

If you follow me on twt (@/meclanitea btw), then you’d know how severe my mhyk brainrot is.

So me being me, I just had to sort a3 people into the countries. I have a basic description of each country below but tbh it’s very inadequate if you wanna understand so, like, join me in the mhyk brainrot. I wholeheartedly welcome you xD

So. If anyone has any other opinions, feel free to tell me because I love to talk (obvi hahaha)

Disclaimer: My opinion and all that jazz *jazz hands*. I took liberties for their ages because I could (bc they’re fictional characters :^]). The stories aren’t exactly complete but I’m not really building a full AU so it’s pine. And finally, we don’t really understand wizard genetics since wizards can be born from non-wizards and I’m guessing the other way around happens too? (we only have the flores brothers to go from after all)

Gonna start with the west the counter-clockwise to central

Western Kingdom: The eccentric wizards in love with art and have a unique interest in people

Yuki: Yuki is a west-born wizard and is a tailor. While not particularly interested in people themselves, he's interested in the different cultures and how it relates to clothes-making. He likes people telling him stories and doesn't care if they're made-up as long as he can draw inspiration from them (~early 20s).

Kazunari: Kazu is a south-born wizard who came to the west in his youth. He's an artist by trade and loves to interact with people of all kinds. He draws on the streets and leaves a little magic in his paintings (but not the one he gives to humans as western humans are wary). Back in the south though, they welcome his magical paintings (~60-70s).

Azami: Azami is from a strong family of wizards from the north. His father is the leader of a small but mighty bandit gang, comparable in strength to the legendary bandit leader Bradley. He escaped from the north to pursue his passion in make-up and uses his magic to create make-up with different attributes, as well as those that have different healing effects on the skin (~early 20s).

Misumi: Misumi is from a very isolated eastern family that actually originated from the west. He went back to where his late grandfather came from in hopes to find some peace with his memory. He loves interacting with others and his playful and energetic self is a hit in noble parties. His grandfather used to be a noble as well, but though their riches have stayed, they are not acknowledged by the Eastern Kingdom (~60-70s).

Taichi: A central-born wizard who had dreams of making a name for himself. Since he didn't stand out much despite all his hard work, he decided to start anew in the Western Kingdom and did a make-over with his hair and clothing style (~late 20s).

Homare: A western noble that despite being a wizard, is much loved and well-regarded for his poems. He uses his magic to add theatrics to his poem-readings (~500-600).

North Country: Wizards here are often powerful, isolated, and power-hungry.

Banri: A young wizard who had been powerful since birth. He was born into a long line of village leaders and he has several villages nearby submit to him for protection. Losing to a non-northern wizard, originally a /southerner/ at that really gave his ego a bit hit. (~late 30s)

Hisoka: An orphan wizard that lost his family in his teens (north natural disaster). He was taken in by August, a wizard mercenary for hire, and lived with him and Chikage. He disappears after an attack and is framed for killing his mentor, August. He lost his memories and wandered around the eastern Kingdom until he was found by Azuma. He retrieves his memories soon after being reunited with Chikage (~400-500).

Chikage: An orphan wizard who was taken in by a young August. He lived with August and Hisoka until August was killed and Hisoka disappeared (~400-500 but older than Hisoka).

Eastern Kingdom: Mostly isolated people who warm up once you gain their trust

Azuma: His human family died in a tragic accident when he was young. He moved to the east and keeps his wizard identity a secret. He gives company to the lonely people in the east (~1500).

Masumi: An eastern noble. He grew up under his human grandmother. His parents don't quite understand magic. He’s quite gifted and is pretty well-verse with the forest near his home (~late 20s).

Itaru: A toy maker who does a lot of custom work that is almost realistic. He’s also quite good at disguising himself. He’s often thought to be a western wizard at first but he’s a big introvert and would rather be left to his devices to work on his toys and machines (~100-200).

Juza: A south-born wizard known to be really physically strong. He had left the south because of bad rumours and had wandered around until he settled in the east. When he encounters fallen wizards, he takes their mana stones but buries the rest of their remains. He usually works as a mercenary for hire (~late 30s).

Kumon: A south-born wizard who takes a lot of pride in his brother and followed him to the east once his brother made base. He has a lot of personal conflict with his magic and using it properly (~mid-20s).

Southern Country: Kind-hearted wizards who are often weaker magically

Omi: A north-born wizard who was quite notorious in his youth. After his partner-in-crime died during a raid by other wizards, he moved down to the south and became a school teacher (~80-90s).

Muku: Born with weaker magical power and no teacher to learn from, Muku mostly focused on becoming dependable physically (~early 20s).

Tsuzuru: A young writer who once wished to sell his works, especially to the central and western kingdoms, but didn’t want to leave his large family. Now that all of his siblings are adults and his parents are in retirement, he’s had thoughts of leaving and making his stories come to life (~50s).

Tsumugi: A dancer who once upon a time was going to go to Central Kingdom to make it big but backed out last minute and stayed in his village. He is very talented though and uses magic to enhance the experience of his performances. He also often uses plants as a moving visual (~100-200).

Central Kingdom: Filled with natural-born leaders and those who have strong senses of justice

Sakuya: Orphaned at an early age, he grew up doing odd jobs just to survive. His dream is to become a knight for the kingdom, much like Cain Knightley (albeit he was thrown out of the knights) (~early 30s).

Citron: A noble and the tentative heir of the Zahra household. His father is an acclaimed wizard but out of all his children, Citron has been the only wizard. It wasn’t until recently that his younger half-brother Tangerine had been born a wizard as well that he decided that he wishes to leave the family (~200+).

Sakyo: A north-born wizard who had dreamed for the longest time to stay in central and rid himself of the pressure of north for years. He had been involved in Azami’s family in order to survive since he had originally been very weak. Azami’s dad is a wizard he respects deeply who had fathered many but Azami had been the first wizard and Sakyo had taken care of him since birth. When Sakyo was given permission to leave the family, he had taken it, but not without Azami’s resentment (~1000).

Tenma: The son of a merchant that made it big. He’s a performer in all aspects from singing to acting to dancing and is regarded as a superstar by the locals. His magic is used to enhance his theatrics (~late 20s).

Guy: While his parents were originally from the central kingdom, he was taken at a young age and grew up being trained in the North. He worked as a mercenary afterwards, traveling the world before he meets Citron’s family and is then assigned to become his aide (~1500).

Tasuku: A south-born dancer who has gained the attention of many people. He was originally going to come to the Central Kingdom with his Tsumugi, but he had backed out and Tasuku still resents him for running away (~100-200).

Thoughts???? I’d love to hear them!

[idk-my-aesthetic]

Ok so!!!!!! :D

They have 5 kids!

(I’m kinda going in chronological order of when they’re adopted instead of age cus that’s what makes more sense to me and they’re adopted at diff ages)

The first is lily! They adopt her in their late 20s / early 30s when she’s a baby. Her personality is just.... baby for a while lol, but she grows up to be a definite prankster, and half of what will be the Weasley twins 2.0. Even though she’s a definite mischievous prankster she also has a softer side and is good at telling when something is wrong and asking/getting people to open up. She also has the Sight very weakly which is important for plot reasons but she doesn’t really care and don’t really bother honing it at all

The next is James! Yes you can probably see what I’m doing with the names but idc lol!

They adopt him when lily is 4 and James is 12. (I probably should have mentioned this is an AU where Ron and harry are Hogwarts teachers) he’s one of Harry’s second year students but it becomes pretty clear his family isn’t great so Harry’s just like. “Oh ok. My child now.” And that’s it.

He’s not named after Harry’s dad at all, it’s just a happy coincidence that makes Harry super sure he wants to adopt James (there was some hesitation about who he should go with that I’ll explain in a min)

James is just..... very tired. Please give this boy a hug and a nap. And..... so much coffee. He’s the oldest of all his siblings and even though they stress the hell out of him he loves them a lot

A few months after James is adopted they adopt the twins! (They’re actual twins, but they’re not the Weasley twins 2.0. That’s lily and someone else lol) the reason they were hesitant to adopt James is bc at the time they were actually preparing to adopt the twins

They have a freind who’s like an adoption agent who asks them to adopt the twins bc their bio mom is a squib who can’t keep them, and doesn’t want them split apart. They have magic (weirdly strong magic, actually) but bc of predjudice it’ll be hard to get one of them adopted, never mind both together

So they go with Harry and Ron, who name them Sirius and Billius. I’m still deciding if I want them to be identical or paternal but ehh. They’re pretty similar and get along really well but aren’t quite the perfect duo like the Weasley twins™️, and they get in trouble a lot even though they really don’t want it- it kinda just follows them around. Billius is like kinda studies, ish? Both of them have bad adhd lol and Billius just.... constantly hyperfixes on school subjects. Sirius can’t stand school or reading but he loves hearing his brother info dump bc it really is interesting!!!! He just can’t learn from books. I wanna give them some sort of special power, I’m thinking duck twins lvls of bad luck + either shape shifting (I don’t remember the proper name) or being animinguses, though I’m not sure which yet

Ok!! And the last kid is Rose! She’s a year older than lily and was adopted a few years after the twins, when lily is 9, James is 17, the twins are 5, and rose herself is 10.

This is the other half of the Weasleys twin™️ duo, even though they’re technically not twins. She is also a hugeee prankster like lily, though she has like.... a bit more of an edge than lily does? If that makes sense?

She’s a squib btw. My freind helped me come up with her and dicribed her as “that really bad kid at school all the teachers have a soft spot for”. Also we decided she does really good potion work and is basically the aprentece of post redemption Malfoy who works as the potion master in the school. And may or may not be married to Neville but that’s not important rn

(My freind says to imagine her rolling into the dungeons on a pair of heeles, in the middle of class, to pull down her sunglasses and say “uncle Draco you won’t BELIEVE the tea I have”)

So yeah!!! That’s them!! I’d say I put way too much thought into this but I’m literally working on two fics (one about Harry and Ron working at Hogwarts + getting married + adopting all the kids, and another that stars them saving the day) with them lol

Would anyone like to hear about the children ocs I came up w/ for Harry and Ron (and about.... 90% of the other characters) that I’m definitely working on a fic for?

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Voltron Winter Sports AU???

Thus my first contribution to this fandom… weird headcanons/AU ideas that probably make no sense. Yay! There’s a lot of time to think when you’re going on ski lifts…. So I blame that. Have some Voltron headcanons about winter sports! It got pretty long so I put the keep reading.

Shiro: A true space dad. He’s really good at skiing and can and will go over jumps and rocket down the mountain, but he always stops to look back and wait for whoever might have fallen behind. Generally won’t show off just in case someone else tries to copy him, but is incredibly skilled when it comes down to it and if you fall he’s at your side in a flash. (May have injured his arm at some point and wears a brace but idk enough about that to say if it’s logical…)

Pidge: This girl is a complete show off. She’s a snowboarder who stops at nothing and has incredible balance and skill. She’s an adrenaline junkie, constantly doing jumps and tricks and showing off and landing everything perfectly, and she won’t let the others forget it. But if someone needs help or wants to learn from her she’s there for them, though she won’t hesitate to make fun of them… especially Lance.

Lance: Also a snowboarder, but he tries to pull off tricks and skills like Pidge only to fall on his face every time. Despite this, he’s rarely injured and seems to have an incredible amount of luck to always land just right that he isn’t hurt. He isn’t fundamentally a bad snowboarder, but he likes to flirt while snowboarding and is very easily distracted, which might be why he falls a lot.

Keith: Insanely talented skier, who doesn’t have a tendency to show off on purpose (will causally go off a huge jump and spin 360 only to be confused when people congratulate him) until Lance shows up. He and Lance always challenge each other and just have their rivalry as usual. Often manifests itself as the two of them arguing over whether skis or snowboards are better. Neither one ever wins.

Hunk: The cinnamon roll skis but he’s very cautious and nervous especially around other people. If he’s alone on a slope he won’t be so bad but if there are other people he might potentially crash into he goes incredibly slowly and carefully, and don’t even think about if there are children around. He’s not bad at skiing when it comes down to it, and occasionally will go off jumps and such. His favorite part, though, is leaving 20 minutes early to make everyone else enormous cups of hot chocolate and cookies with whipped cream and marshmallows, ready for when the rest of them come in, cold and wet.

Allura: Fairly decent skier, but primarily a figure skater. She’s a goddess on the ice, entrancing to watch and modest beyond belief, always willing to help teach others. Though she’s good enough to skate competitively she chooses not to, instead occasionally helping to teach others in her free time and just enjoying herself when she has time alone on the ice. All of the others will skate with her every so often, and Lance is by far the best, maybe even better than at skiing.

Coran: He’s the one who taught Allura to skate, and while he’s not as good as he used to be (the joys of becoming older) he can outskate her from time to time still. He might not be able to land jumps as well as he used to, but he’s still just as entrancing as Allura to watch perform.

Bonus Matt Holt: Shiro’s snow buddy, they used to race each other down the mountains at breakneck speeds and challenge each other to crazy stunts (may or may not have been a causing factor in Shiro’s injury if that’s a thing). Taught Pidge to snowboard and is her full motivation to be so good- to prove to her brother she can do better than him (in the silly sibling rivalry sort of way).

 But imagine all the shipping? Like.. so many opportunities for fluff:

Klance fighting so much on the ski lifts that they’re banned from ever sitting together, and the two of them getting insanely competitive on the slopes.

Shallura with Allura teach Shiro to skate and him falling all the time or the two of them going for calm casual ski routes together.

Sheith just sorta cuddling on slightly on the lifts, and catching each other on slopes if one falls or lands badly and tumbling down together.

Shay and Hunk cuddling with hot chocolate in front of a fireplace, or her teaching Hunk how to make something special.

Kallura with Keith trying to teach Allura to jump on skis, Allura teaching Keith to jump on skates, the tw of them figure skating together.

Actually Allura and anyone figure skating together.

Aaanyway out of ideas so have my beautiful word dump.

Btw... all of my knowledge of skating comes shamelessly from Yuri on Ice, and all of my knowledge of snowboarding comes from watching people from ski lifts and from stunt shows so...