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#they’ll walk into. a restaurant & in an american accent say ‘hola ! 4 please :)’
bibleofficial · 1 year
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the lady doing the olive oil & wine tour asked after we tasted a few wines which was our favourite & my brother said ‘these two!!’ ‘but which 1?’ ‘both !’ bc he can’t tell the difference 😭😭
#stream#LMFAO#like#ok#it’s so funny#feminist win the lady doing the tour also speaks german & english#ok it’s so fucking funny#like literally i feel like all americans just think italy is little spain bc my father & brother keep going ‘hola!’ & ‘gracias !’ like ALSKA#ALSKALSKLAJSLAJSLA#ITA NOT SPANISH#it’s so fucking funny but also i mean i do that but it’s like#ok well im reverting to soemthing i know 😭😭😭#they don’t know shit so they’re just saying the 2 words they know i’m not english it’s really funny#they’ll walk into. a restaurant & in an american accent say ‘hola ! 4 please :)’#& it’s so fucking funny everytime#like just say ciao ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKS#ok also it’s EVEN FUNNIER bc like halfway through the fucking tour one of the pair of elderly women that are w us we found out is not only#fluent in english but also italian ALSKALSKALSKALKSAL LIKE GIRL#the tour guide could’ve been just using italian instead of struggling through her german 😭😭😭#but also there’s another 2 germans#literally it’s 4 germans & the 4 of us + a dog but she counts as german#so 5 germans + us#honestly i love germans idk#like the danes & germans i fuck w the beligans can die & so can the french like KILL YOURSELF FRENCH PPL#sry to frenchies i just have to bully y’all on principle#also literally it’s so funny my father is like ‘we should see if they can sedn wines here - send the wines tristan likes’ & it’s literally#the wines none of my family liked bc i like my drinks DRY#like from liquor to wine i just prefer a dry !!!#it’s just idk refreshing to me the tartness#the wine lady was like ‘this one is more round :)’ & i was like ‘idk what that means’ but she couldn’t explain to me bc i was drunk by that
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