#they will call me a lying liar who lies to try to get extra vaccine
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Those replies just made me remember this:
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Anxiety really thinks we live in a world that works this way lmao
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i really enjoy that you could have just submitted the normal john mulaney delta airlines bit but you instead went out of your way to send me an sdr2 version. thank you
#submission#Youtube#windcarvedlyre#also YEAH anxiety brain truly does believe the world works like this#if i go to the pharmacy and ask for the medication that i need to live they’ll.hate me forever#and when i go get my vaccinations there and i have to ask for a special pneumonia vaccine#bc i’m immunosuppressed#they will call me a lying liar who lies to try to get extra vaccine#and when i show them the name of the vaccine that my rheumatologist wrote in my last report#so that i would be able to know exactly what to ask for (bc she’s chill like that)#they will say i made it up. and they will ban me from pharmacy forever. and then what#ignore that my entire family has been using this pharmacy for years with very little issue#(save for my father but that was more a failure of the us medical system than that pharmacy. hooray opiates)#ignore that i’ve been getting my vaccinations at that pharmacy for years with no issues#that’s… unimportant. don’t matter . bc The World Is Out To Get Me You See#god i’m still really impressed with how well that coping strategy works. turn ur doomspirals into an improv game. free comedy#AND it makes you feel better
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