#they seem mostly harmless except for the lunatics which leave and go partying
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Walking a couple of leather clad women around Amish town would be hilarious.
Don't mind us. Get down and clean your paws now. That's a good kitty. Now clean your mistress's boots while you are down there
Meanwhile Jedediah is scraping along the brick paven road on his horse drawn carriage and looks over.
*clack clack clack*
These damn sinners I yell. I thought this place was better than that. And I slap both of your asses and we walk away
There is a clatter as Jedediah crashes into the gift shop on the corner.
I dunno, we vanish or something.
#might as well make it funny#they seem mostly harmless except for the lunatics which leave and go partying#cross the road chicken#it would have meant I would have to drive#which is fine but damn people are dumb as fuck up there too#in hindsight death by horse drawn carriage would have been funnier#dude give me some sulfur ridden well water over some polish blowout#or county water#that is fine actually#maybe sun baked#the children would talk about their grandfather leaving water in the sun#hey my eldest knew that shit was choice#hell they all did#it is the moonlight kiss on the water though that really gives it that nice zing#it is little things like that Inlike doing
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