#they r smoochin like a lot

[boogermuscles]

i love u davekat yuri mwah mwah goodnight

[honoredbastard]

🐄 needy ass boys we love

                      ଘ੭ˊᵕˋ੭ how they are when drunk

characters — timeskip!draken + baji + timeskip!chifuyu. content — fluff, swearing, drunk toman boys, needy boys, kisses & smooches, butt & thigh squeezing, lots of i love yous. 

a/n  — draken & tr boys brainrot 24/7. help me- also baji and chifuyu are just, my brain always is like “they’re super cute when drunk~” 

› M. CHIFUYU

chifuyu is the type of guy to be lovey dovey. def touchin you at all times. “DANCE WITH ME Y/N!!!!!” he’d scream across the HOUSE at whatever time. the neighbors are PISSED and they already tried to reason with him but he was just looking at them with lidded eyes and a dopy grin on his face. protect this baby at all times when he’s drunk. he’s really just too drunk and brainrotting you even though you’re sighing right behind him. motherfucker LOVES YOU TELL HIM YOU LOVE YOU BACK BEFORE YOU BOTH END UP AGAINST A WALL. or be against the wall... do you-

he will bother you ENDLESSLY until you dance with him. he’s probably playing doja cat’s song ‘woman’ from planet her with once again, a dopy ass grin. he’s watching you get lost in the song as your hips and body does it’s thing. often pulling you into kisses before hyping you up again.

he’s also squeezing your butt, no doubt, just dancing with your hips just on him. this man is NEEDY. and wants to be within your 3 feet vicinity or he will CRY. need to go to the bathroom? he’s bringing the music and himself with you.

he will grab your pets and just dance with em like they’re in a ballroom. aside the whole house is their ballroom and he’s too busy smoochin your pets cheek to watch out for the walls- it’s ok he’s injuring himself. (please grab baby proofing items before this man gets drunk again. thank you! it’s really not okay he wakes up from his random black out and screams from the pain LMFAO)

you’re most likely to clean up the aftermath of chifuyu drinking, he drinks beyond his limit and then prolly chugs the hard liquor you were planning on breaking out for his birthday. like chifuyu?? happy early birthday ig??

› K. BAJI

baji is like chifuyu. although you’re the bed entangled with him. nuzzling into the crook of your neck before whispering sweet nothings in your ear. he’ll raise his head up just to rub your noses together and be cute as shit. he’d also repeat, “I LOVE YOU!!!” when going to the bathroom, you’d of course, indulge in his neediness and scream it back. he’d say this the whole time until he’s ontop of you again. wrapping his arms around you and squeezing a bit before he just gets comfy. he’s shirtless when drunk tho.

if y’all are not together in person. expect this man to have the nerve to FACETIME YOU AT 3 AM BECAUSE HE’S DRUNK AND HIS MOM IS ASLEEP. he has really bad munchies ( don’t ask idk how this fucker has em WHEN HE’S DRUNK NOT STONED. but he claims he has em. so he’ll just be facetiming you in the kitchen making one hell of a racket. it’s ok though because his mom is hella chill while you’re cackling in your bed.

baby pulls out a bowl, has milk in one hand and cereal next to the bowl.... and then he fucking pours milk first and then the cereal. “baji. i hope you know we’re breaking up.” you groaned in disgust while joking, but baji is drunk... DRUNK DEAR- “BABE?! ARE WE REALLY BREAKING UP? BUT- WHAT DID I DO?!” he grabbed the phone in such a hurry and shoved it in his crying face.

“keisuke! no no! it was a joke!! we’re staying together i promise” “oh really?” he asked through sniffles and hiccups.... please protect this man. “please tell me you don’t put milk first sober.” “hmm? i don’t.” he answered truthfully, putting the phone back down and continues making whatever he was before.

he really doesn’t know why he does it when he’s drunk - he just does. maybe he’s all like “FUCK YEAH REBEL SHIT, TIME TO MAKE PEOPLE HATE ME” typa shit.

› R. KEN

draken is clingy as shit. this man’s all his bubbled down emotions just come out. he is always with you. although if you’re in the bathroom using the toliet he’ll be respectful and look away, although if you’re in the shower he’s 9 times outta 10 def joining you. 10/10.

( prefers constant touch and reassurance because even though he tries his best. my boy does get insecure because he finds you of the upmost beauty that a person could ever be and he’s afraid at times he’s just an ant that will never be recognized? just a sad hc i thought of one time. )

he turns soft as shit, will watch movies with you all night. will use your chest as a pillow while having his legs and arms wrapped around you. he likes listening to your breathing and erratic heartrate, it calms him. he prefers horror over anything else when he’s drunk because he likes the fact his arms make you feel safe.

will protect you from bugs. will dance with you, FOR SURE SLOW DANCING. BYE. he likes BOJET, doja cat, and maybe some jon bellion to listen to most when he’s in certain moods and/or feels. he has them in his work playlist too.

will babble on and on about bikes. completely. forever. never ending. but you love it because you can lay on top of him and he’ll just continue on and on while stroking your back or hair and smile at you. prefers it when he’s talking while drunk and when he’s sober. this man is baby, protect him at all costs.

hair down!! he likes doing your hair a lot. this is a hc me and a friendo(?) share: he knows how to do hair because after all he’s lived with women in a brothel that probably love him to death. so just one day they’re hanging out and they’re braiding hair for clients that like braided hair and young him just- mesmerized by it asked if he could do their hair too. so they taught him everything they know about hair. they even still give him wigs to practice on and updates him on how they do their hair what products etc. i believe his second profession will be something involving hair.

( hello friend if you’re reading this fiafh i didn’t know if you wanted to be tagged with the assumption of being friends so i kept you anonymous! i should’ve asked but i’m awkward like that - )

[vvardenfellcat]

[WHY IS EVERYONE KISSING J’HASI IS HIS UNINTENTIONAL FLIRT GAME JUST THAT STRONG??]

[faulty-writes]

A set of headcanons of Tamaki, Mirio and Midoriya with an SO that still calls them by their last name with -san at the end despite that they're a couple now or how many times they're told to call them by their first name or a cute term of affection. But then one day they're smoochin' a lot over and over and in a haze of bliss and love between kisses their SO calls them 'my sweet baby boy' without meaning to, freezes up, and just wants to DIE afterwards.

Tamaki was beginning to think it was strange that you continuously called him by such an honorific title, usually, san was reserved for someone you had great respect for. While Tamaki was a member of The Big Three, which gained him a lot of respect from lower classmen. He didn’t exactly like feeling as though he were above you, considering how much he cared for you. Though he had mentioned you could call him Tamaki or address him by a pet name, considering he called you “Bunny,” frequently. But, somehow it seemed “Amajiki-san” would be his forever title. 

That is until the day you were getting somewhat heated, Tamaki was rather hesitant when it came to affection. Always asking for consent before doing much of anything, but he was feeling venturous and began to kiss a trail down your neck. Occasionally, nipping and lapping at the skin with his tongue. Those noises you made were getting him more excited by the moment and he loved the feeling of your hands tugging on his hair, the way you threw your head back as if inviting him to do more, however, he paused completely when you moaned “My sweet baby boy,” before immediately going red in the face and an awkward silence filled the air. 

While Tamaki was happy you addressed him by another name, it was clear the two of you were a little embarrassed to talk about what had happened. But, somehow he found the bravery to bring it up. “B-Bunny, um, it’s okay...I r-really liked being called b-b-baby boy, um...” he trailed off and his cheeks began to flush a soft pink color. “C-Could you maybe...d-do it again...uh, p-please?” honestly, you were still a little embarrassed. But, if Tamaki truly enjoyed it. You couldn’t take away his happiness, so you swallowed your pride and shyly glanced at him. “O-Okay...baby...boy,” you said hesitantly, but Tamaki only smiled in return. “Thank you, B-Bunny,” 

Mirio was the energetic type, always willing to go that extra mile and happily. He was caring and kind, there was never a moment where he wouldn’t be willing to lift you back up when you fell. He’d never speak ill of those he cared about, but he was close to interrogating you about the fact you continued to call him “Togata-san” he was flattered you thought so highly of him, but he was modest when it came to praise of any kind. “You know sunshine, you can just call me Mirio or maybe babe or cutie? Heh, I’m not great with nicknames myself, but just think about it, okay?” he encouraged before kissing your cheek. 

Of course, this didn’t stop you from calling him “Togata-san” and he decided to put an end to it. Yet, sticking your tongue down someone’s throat might be argued as a strange method to end anything. But, that’s exactly what Mirio did. His lips attacked yours repeatedly and the feeling of his body against yours had your legs shaking. “Mm, sunshine...” Mirio whimpered before kissing along your jawline, you took a shaky breath and curled your fingers into his shirt. A cry left your lips when he latched onto your ear, allowing his teeth to sink into the soft flesh. “My baby boy...sweet baby boy, please,” you begged before your eyes widened and your hands immediately covered your face. 

Some might just let something like that slide, but Mirio was more or less determined to let you know just how much he appreciated it. In fact, despite your embarrassment. Mirio brought it up, “You know, you don’t have to be worried about calling me that. In fact, I like being called baby boy. Only by you, of course. I don’t think I’m very deserving of being called Togata-san and if we’re dating, wouldn’t that make us equals?” he questioned as he reached over to take your hand with a smile. “U-Uh...I guess,” you replied, “I’m glad to hear that, you’ll be my sunshine and I’ll be your baby boy!” he declared, sometimes you wondered how he could be so enthusiastic. 

“Uh...” Izuku wasn’t sure how to talk about this, he understood you were shy, heck you both were. But, such an honorary title. He wasn’t sure it suited him and you had been dating long enough to at least have pet names established. But, it seemed like he’d be stuck with “Midoriya-san” for a while. “I mean...I get if y-you’re embarrassed by pet names and all, but...please c-can you at least try? I think people are getting concerned that you k-keep calling me, you know...” he trailed off though you were more upset he brought it up to begin with. You couldn’t call him anything else, sure he was your boyfriend. But, he was the most honorable hero and person you knew. Any other name for him would just be disrespectful. 

Izuku hardly ever displayed anger, but one day he had invited you to his home. His mother was out and it was just the two of you. Izuku seemed to be getting angry that you continued to call him “Midoriya-san” and his way of solving this was dragging you by the hand and into his All Might themed room. You cried out when he slammed you against the door, effectively pinning his body against yours. “I-If you’re going to keep calling me that, I guess I’ll...I’ll have to play the part or make you submissive enough to call me something else,” you didn’t understand what he meant, but the next that you knew. His hand was holding your chin and his lips slammed over yours. 

A soft cry escaped your mouth as Izuku continued to kiss your lips, somehow you two had found your way onto his bed. The normally shy boy was on top of you and your arms were wrapped around him. “Mm, do you like this?” he questioned before attacking your neck, as soon as his teeth sank into your skin. You cried out, “Yes! Sweet...sweet baby boy I-” your eyes widened and you practically pushed Izuku off of you. “H-Hey!” he protested and grew a little confused when he saw you bury your face into his All Might pillow. “Uh...” he reached out for you, placing his hand on your shoulder. “I-It’s okay...if you w-wanna call me that, I...I k-kind of like it...” he confessed as his own cheeks became flushed. 

[kalofi]

any recs for good naramis fics?

YES OMG i’m SO glad u asked me this i’ve been waiting for someone to 😈 ok HERE WE GO

nose over tail by revolvermonkcelot. rated T. basically it’s an alternate, no stand au of part 5! narancia is still living on the streets by 17, but gets sort of adopted by buccellati after fugo punches him in the eye bfhsudnsj the characterization and just. pure story telling skills in this fic are amaaazing it seriously needs more credit pls i’m OBSESSED with it. so so so good

that dreamers often lie by pretentiousashell. rated G. idek how to describe this fic all i remember are the emotions i had while reading it, which were a lot i’ll have u know. basically it’s an everybody lives au where everyone is still in the mafia, but narancia gets to go to school!!(that’s not a huge plot point tho) i love the way mista is written in this fic it’s so endearing and their relationship.... hoo wee 🥺 just so sweet and fun!

learning to fall by supposed2bfunny. rated T. AAAAGGGHH THIS FIC!!! ok ok ok so essentially it’s kind of a pre-part 5? i guess? mista encounters narancia being beat up and saves him, and they become quick friends, but narancia decides to cut ties like almost immediately :( they meet again when narancia joins the gang but nara pretends he doesn’t know who mista is and. well you’ll jus have to see what happens next 😈😳

i’m such a baby ‘cause the dolphins make me cry by brella. rated M. EVERYBODY LIVES AU WOOHOO WE LOVE TO SEE IT !!!!! it’s a 3+1 fic!! there’s making out and smoochin so if that makes u uncomfortable i would say avoid this one but!! seriously such a good read idk what it is about mista but the way ppl write him make me love him a little more everytime. i already love narancia enough so if a fic makes me love him more then that’s pretty impressive, and this fic did! the emoshuns... wow. yeah anyway i adore it❤️

no fair at all by captainsquarter. rated T. i’m pretty sure i’ve put this in a jojo fic rec list b4 but!! idc it’s rly good. this one also includes canonical deaths if that’s smth u want to avoid! it takes place a little after the events of part 5 and gosh. the way mista is portrayed, his anger...his grief... his resentment... it’s all so realistic and makes you feel right alongside him it’s a trip. fugo is also there which is cool but he’s also the one mista is projecting most of his negative emotions onto, within good reason. i would rly rly suggest this one it’s so so wow

coming for to carry me home by silverrollu. rated G. this one starts off start and sweet but gets really sad. i don’t wanna say a lot cause i don’t want to spoil, but just a warning: this fic DOES contain canonical deaths so watch out for that!!!!! it made me cry :((( i mean i cry a lot but whatever. just. a bittersweet read but an extremely good one at that!

you need hands by ghirga. rated T. a band au! narancia is a percussion player and is trying to teach mista the marimba but he sucks ass at it ❤️ so so so cute and fun 😭🥺

dude by ghirga. rated T. meet cute-ish? they are in a hospital and they talk it’s rly funny but also wholesome n sweet. a good, sorta quick read to lift ur spirits!

arrivederci roma, it’s time for us to part by breakdownx2. rated M. well i think that u can tell by the title that this has canon deaths dhsndisndnje 😔 this fic is rly sad guys like. woah woah woah thinking about it too hard is making me start to tear up AHDDJDJSN basically mista trying to cope with losing narancia and trying to convince everyone(including himself) that he’s ok. he’s not

broken time is not the only thing by pretentiousashell. rated G. this is part 5 in the reset universe, essentially. the raw emotions in this one. tbh i don’t remember it that well i needa reread it but, dear lord. oh gosh. oh my 😭 also the stands that they have are so so cool i’m not gonna say what they are in order to give y’all an incentive to read the fic but. yeah it’s epic and sad at the same time

fire alarm by vegitodorito. rated T. SO FUNNNNNN I LOVE THIS. funky and groovy yes this fic woah this fic!!!!! warning ⚠️⚠️ contains corny pick up lines ⚠️⚠️ no but srsly this fic is rly funny and sweet and gets their characters down like, perfectly.

bros to lovers by 35dash. rated T. this fic is just basically funny the whole way through i rly do love love love it. nara and mista being oblivious to the fact that they obviously like each other and just passing it off as ‘bro stuff.’ what’s better than that

gay chicken by malfoyisme. rated T. ok i haven’t read this one but i want to lol

and that’s about it!!! those r some rly good naramis fics i’ve read ! i hope u like em too 😌💖

[iwaqchan-archive]

Hey can you please do a dating Hc for Mirio 🤞🏾💖🥺 i really love them

-author's note: honestly i never thought anyone was gonna like my dating headcanons, but the amount of requests i get whenever i post a new piece is like....wow. seriously i am baffled. jUst thank you guys, really thank you so much you don't even know how happy this makes me!!

getting together

• sweet baby jesus

• this boy i swear to god, bless his precious heart. he is basically like an overexcited newfoundland dog. so, when he discovered that he has a big fat crush on you, he is absolutely extatic.

• mirio never had any problems with showing his affections. in fact, he believes it is one of the most important things to tell the people you care about how much they mean to you. and that rule also applies to people he is strong, romantic feelings for. which means, he's gonna be all over you.

• he is very open with his feelings towards you. like very open. constantly throws compliments at you, hugs you like a bizarre amount of times, and gives you piggy-back rides whenever you want to. also there will be a lot of study sessions (for the love of god, please help this boy) which mostly consist of you (desperatly) trying to explain the current subject to him, with warying degrees of success.

• in all honesty, though. you knew that he was very sweet and affectionate by nature, so it took you a while to realize that he was being a bit more caring towards you than he was to anyone else. that moment of clarity was one afternoon, after the two of you made your way back to your dorm rooms, after grabbing a bite at a restaurant.

• you were telling him a story of something that happened in your childhood. nothing all too exciting, in your opinion at least. but mirio seemed to hang onto every word you said. and out of the corner of your eye you could see him pratically grinning at you like a love struck fool. i mean, he usually smiles at people when they talk to him, but it was never a smile like this. and then it kind of registered in your brain that everything he did for you, wasn't just him being friendly. he liked you, really liked you.

• you made sure to ask him about it the next day, and..well the rest was history

finally dating

• not a lot changes after you start dating. there is still a lot of cuddling (it'S A LoT more now even), compliments you non-stop and is as delightful as ever

• the only thing that's different now is...well, he won't shut the hell up about you. he keeps gushing to anyone that will listen, and when i say anyone i mean absolutely anyone. his fellow classmates, tamaki and nejire, underclassman and even an old lady he helped cross the street once. but he couldn't care less, he is so enamored with you and if he had any say in it, the whole world should know it.

• also piggy back rides are now your new form of transportation, i don't make the rules guys

• dating him also means becoming best friends with Tamaki & Nejire. obviously Nejire is going to be super duper, absolutely over the moon, excited. will constantly ask you random questions ("oh my god (Y/N), how did you get your hair to be so fluffy????"), takes you on shopping trips (not so voluntarily at times) and also G I R L N I G H T S!! Tamaki on the other hand, will be a lot more reserved. he tries to talk to you but often times his anxiety gets the upper hand. but with time he will become one of your greatest friends

• mirio will also be your personal hype man!! say you are out shopping with him and trying on some cute clothes, mirio will hype 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 tf 👏🏼 up. (honestly you get kicked out of stores so much because of him practially hollering at you)

• just idk man, i rlly don't know what else to tell you?!?! 12/10 would date, go get yourself a mirio

kissing

• very enthusiastic, almost a little too much. he isn't known to half ass things and he sure as hell won't start now, he takes smoochin' very seriously.

• what type of kisses he likes, you might ask? ALL OF THEM. forehead kisses? hell yeah. cheek kisses? you bet!! quick pecks? YEAh. french kissing? oH Boy, YES

• he especially loves to pepper your face in smooches. like he actually considers this as a hobby (yes, he actually gives this as an answer when asked). also loves picking you up and spinning you around while you share a kiss

• first kiss: out of all the boys i've done headcanons on, he is by far the best. he had some experience before you came along so he knew what he was doing. it was soft and gentle, no tongue because he didn't want to frighten you. also held your cheek the entire time, with his thumb carefully stroking it

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requests: open

[robotrebelranch]

random completely unprompted question but!! i was wonderin if u have a favorite quote/quotes from each eene character? or just from the eds if thats easier ^_^

hoo I can try but that’s a lot to choose from! (this got kinda long lol)

Ed - “Even I am not that dumb, Double Dee!” “Dial me for love!” “Sarah will tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and Dad will say ‘not now honey I just got home from work’!” “My head is snoring, make it stop” “A treat for my sweet??” “GIVE ME THE ANTIDOTE!” “Let’s get funky!”, Literally anytime Ed says “little dickens”, “TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I WILL SQUASH YOU!” “An elephant never forgets but I forget what the elephant remembered..” 

Edd - The swamp monologue comes to mind lmao. I also really like “5,239 ANTS ED, PICK THEM UP, PICK THEM UP!” “But I haven’t brushed my teeth or had my crumpet-” “[pulls out massive hourglass] Ooh! My cocoons need tending!” “I CAN’T B R E A T H E!” “Boy Eddy, provoke?? Those tutoring lessons must be finally paying off.” “Why are Eddy’s clothes on the floor? Is he running around naked again??” Eddy: “It didn’t work??” Edd: “OF COURSE IT DIDN’T WORK!” / “Anchovies. The person who invented this smelly salty fish dish should have been imprisoned for the rest of their life.” “Chill bro, I’m sizzlin’ in this heat.” “I’m gettin’ the need to feel the breeze between my knees. [takes off underwear] Ahh, that’s the ticket.” 

Eddy - (Honestly his whole vocabulary is golden) “Oh no. Mood music!” “Toast is so crude, as the crust always gets stuck in my gap.” “Adopt me, bro!” Edd: “Ed is showing strange symptoms, I’m concerned, Eddy.” Eddy: “I’ve been concerned about Ed since the first day I met him.” /  Edd: “The wind conditions aren't suitable for our trajectory. The lean is much too steep for the span."Eddy: "What else is new?” / “Ready for smashin’, city slicker?” “What is this a funeral?? Let’s go grandma!” “C’mon guys, my nose runs faster!” “Spin it, beandip.” “YOU GUYS MUST THINK I’M STUPID!” “Okay toots, it’s smoochin’ time!” 

Sarah - Eddy: "Yes you, with the piggy banks! Where you guys going?"Sarah:  "Don't bother, Eddy. I forget where we're going." / Jimmy: “Sarah! I got an owie..” Sarah: “It’s okay Jimmy, you’re used to it.” 

Jimmy - “In a second! I’m oiling up for speed!” “Someone get me off this merry-go-round called life!” “Darn my perfectly manicured nails.” “Alright people. Cough up the dough.” “Give me the dirt, and don’t spare me the details!” 

Rolf: “May shower scum devour your head!” “DO NOT FRAZZLE ROLF!” “You crazy.” “You tickle Rolf’s radish.” “This is Rolf’s word. Dawg.” “Is it not just a hunk of wood??” “Square-peg-in-round-hole Ed boy” “Why does your face sag lower than nana’s inner thighs?” “I was born to be wild, but the cage was too small!” “Your puny wieners are no match for Rolf’s hunger.” “Rolf’s giant wiener will fetch a pretty penny at the market!” “Confess to your crimes, stale end piece of white bread!” “Your village idiot has fallen into Rolf’s hole. A celebration I say!” 

Kevin - “This one’s called the guitar solo! Dingadongdangmydingadongdingdongs! Shaw” “END OF THE LINE, DORKS.” “Awww. Dork, Dork, n Dorky are havin’ a little tiff.” “Eh. That’ll learn ya.”

Jonny - “What’s that Plank?? Plank says to take a hike or we’ll call the cops!” “Plank says to make like a rocket and take off.” “Boy these cookies sure are stale, huh Plank!” 

Nazz - “THAT’S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR STUPID BIKE!” Kevin: “I have so much homework it isn’t funny, cause I’ve been like. Totally workin’ out.” Nazz: “Yeah Kevin, I heard you the first time.” 

Lee - “This boy’s got a big appetite.” “That better be fighting over me I hear in there!” “I was gonna hang Eddy from a rear view mirror like a troll!” “So I said: What size boots your face wear??” 

Marie: “How bout a little hula hula??” “It’s gonna take May forever to clean this mess” 

May - “Whatcha got, a piano tied to yer leg??” “Aww gee, yer makin’ me break out into a rash, Big Ed~” 

There’s way more but I’m trying to avoid a lotta entire dialogue logs lol

[goblinfoody]

1-170 except 1s u dont want 2 do u gay bastard

You Fucker

1: How tall or short do you wish you were? like anywhere above 5′5 cause im so short rn id be happy w anything

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) a big ass iguana

3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? comfy

4: What was your favorite video game growing up? either fable 3, sphinx and the cursed mummy, or cod black ops lmfao

10: Are you allergic to anything? cats dogs etc

11: What’s your sexuality? bi baby

12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? tea all day every day

13: Are you a cat or dog person? i cant pick thats way too hard theyre both great

14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? ELF

16: How tall are you? 5′3

20: Do you like space or the ocean more? they are both terrifying and cool and pretty so i cant pick

28: Do you think global warming is real? uh yeah

29: Do you believe in reincarnation? in a way i do

30: Favorite movie? either the worlds end, night of the living dead, the evil dead, the hobbit films, or howls moving castle

31: Do you get scared easily? sort of but also not really

32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? lots i dont even want to count

33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] -10000

34: What is a color that calms you? dusty purples or oranges

36: Where were you born? the forests of the pnw, walked straight out of bifoots ass

37: What is your eye color? blue

39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? sometimes

40: Hugs or kisses? def dig hugs

41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? me in 30 years

42: Who is someone you love deeply? the moon

43: Any piercings you want? maybe like a nose one some day

44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? ohohohoho yes

46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! dont

48: A sound you really love? when theres music playing but its low enough u dont understand or can really percieve anything but its still loud enough that its still filling space

49: Can you do a backflip? hell no

50: Can you do the splits? “

51: Favorite actor and/or actress? simon pegg

56: Something that calms you down? tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea

58: What does your URL mean? i was reading rat queens and i think violet said “goblin foodies” and i just dug it

60: Do you believe in evolution? yes

63: Favorite kind of person: just gotta be nice and open minded

64: Favorite animal(s): lizards and bats and opossums

66: Favorite emoticon:i like the one thats puckering up for a smooch

69: What is your star sign? sag baby

70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? nope but she can go in a circle sometimes

71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? i like my nasty old ages sweats, my blondie concert shirt, and my obnoxiously orange hoodie

72: Post a selfie or two? nico if u do this then i will

73: Do you have platform shoes? no

74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? ive owned a lion fish and he was a prick

75: Can you do a front flip? no

76: Do you like birds? yes!

77: Do you like to swim? no

78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? prolly swimming

81: Piercings you have? ears

82: Something you really enjoy doing: reading

83: Favorite person to talk to: my dogs

86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? honestly probably not lmfao but the last time i ran i had about an 8 minute mile

87: Do your socks always match? never EVER

91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? like a crusty ass dried purple one

93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? none cause coffees GROSS (coffee flavored stuff is good tho)

94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? read minds

96: Winter or summer? winter all the way fuck the sun

101: Favorite type of shoes: converse are nice

102: Where do you live? pnw

103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? veggie bc i think its shitty to kill animals like they didnt do anything wrong lets let em live their lives

104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? amethysts r pretty

105: Do you drink milk? no i think its gross

106: Do you like bugs? depends on the bug

107: Do you like spiders? if its far away from me then yes i really really do

108: Something you get paranoid about? literally everything

110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? “why dont you feel good?”

111: A question you hate being asked? “how are you?”

112: Ever been bitten by a spider? nope thank god

113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? oh hell yeah 

114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? cloudy

115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: my dog but she just wants to fight rn

116: Favorite cloud type: the cloudy kind

117: What color do you wish the sky was? orange or purple or pink

118: Do you have freckles? not many but i do have a straight line of 4 going down my right arm

137: Do you believe in karma? i really really do

139: What nicknames do you have/have had? nate, nater, nathaniel

154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? yeah man i just like smoochin

155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? mhm it feels nice

158: Biggest lie you have ever told: one time when i told my dad i was going to sleep and got really high by myself

164: Do you have long or short hair? its right in the middle and its the WORST

165: Longest your hair has ever been: i think like down to my titties

167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? helll no

168: Do you like to wear makeup? never really worn makeup

169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? honestly i prolly couldnt even do 30

170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?  i think

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-author's note; i reaLly am super surprised how so many of you seem to like my denki headcanons, that i got like quite a few requests (okay it was like 2 but psshh) to make them for more characters!!

also i forgot to add:

gn!reader!!!

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(this is set when shinsou already joined the hero course)

getting together

• welp

• so, trying to get this guy to date you turned out to be more nerve-wrecking than any exercise Aizawa could come up with. shinsou said before, that he wasn't at UA to make friends (liar; hE has liKe 20 people that consider him a friend, even fuCking monoma), and especially not to get into a relationship. but you were determined to get him to at least notice you.

• and you tried every goddamn trick in the book. subtle flirting. bold, right in your face, flirting. giving him small presents. making him bento boxes, inviting him to class-outings, asking him to train with you. nOtHING WORKED. AbSolutely NoTHING.

• r i p to your patience, my friend

• little did you know though, that the only reason none of your advances were working, was because hitoshi shinsou is a devious little shit.

• all this time he took great joy in watching you make a complete and utter fool of yourself.

• but fun fact: he actually likes you too (imagine this part is said in like a low whispery voice). to be honest, he just wanted to see how far you would go. that's why he never said anything to you (what an ass)

• also he was quite intrigued. no one had ever put so much effort into getting to know him before. especially not in a romantic sense. for most of his life, people perceived him as a potential villain because of his quirk. but instead of being wary of him, you found him interesting and quite lovely, and that bamboozled him, a lot

• so he just decided to let you off the hook and tell you that he, in fact, recipocates your feelings and would like to go on a date with you

• first date: cat café (you can rip this headcanon out of my cold, dead hands)

finally dating

• as a boyfriend, he is awfully perceptive. if something is bothering you, be it family issues, school or anything, shinsou knows. and he will try his GoDDAMN hardest to make sure you are feeling better!!

• not only is he very observant, he's also unbelievably caring. to some, he might look uninterested most of the time. like, as if he really couldn't care less about things you had to say. but most miss the barely there smile he shoots you every so often, the one that he reserved only for you.

• date nights are best nights. even though you guys don't often go out, or do extravagant things, they are still wonderful every single time. he puts a lot of thought even into the most miniscule things. for example: the movies you watch, what food you'd eat together, etc.

• he tends to get jealous though, occassionally. it's not necessarily the posessive kind, rather a mix of insecurities and years of people perceiving him as someone evil, because of his quirk. this makes him shut off emotionally from time to time, but you always, without fail, know when something is up. and being the marvelous partner that you are, always help him overcome his worries and doubts.

kisses

• GENTLE, SO SOS SOSOSOOO GENTLE

• i am not kidding, his kisses are the softest things you'll ever feel in your life. he loves you so so so so much and wants you to know that, more than anything else. and his kisses are his way of showing you this

• he much prefers soft and tender kisses over heated kisses. heated kisses are for desperate times, or for lust filled nights. but soft pecks to the lips, a quick smooch to the cheek or forehead, thOse are the shit!!

• while he is practically a pro at smoochin' now, he wasn't at the beginning. your guys first kiss was all tongue and teeth, and just noT that good. neither of you really know what you were doing, especially not shinsou. but with time and practice (and a couple of wikihow articles) his kisses gradually became better and better.

• after every kiss, he makes those really cute faces like, dopey smile and his eyes are slightly scrunched, jusT idk man it's cute!!

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