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Y'all want a real fucked up and evil idea? If/When it comes to casting Gabrielle & Akasha, they need to pick Maura Grace Athari (Antoinette) & Bailey Bass respectively
#they probably won't but can you imagine#iwtv#amc iwtv#gabrielle de lioncourt#akasha#antoinette brown#claudia de pointe du lac#fancast
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My thing about "they are artists charging for their work" as an artist who has charged for their work, albeit in a MUCH different context and scale.... Like. Yeah. I guess we aren't entitled to free work , that's so true. Just like they are not entitled to an audience and they can price themselves out of their work too. It sucks. That's what market research is for. Dropping a complete change like this with little transitional period is, what I would call, a bad move.
#'pay artists for their work' does not mean the artist will automatically get people who will find them and then pay the set price#they aren't entitled to it either sadly.#your audience looking at you and going 'I actually can't / won't pay for that' is part of the deal of creator and audience tbh#they probably estimated how many people would follow. I can imagine they didn't expect this much backlash.#thst backlash is important actually. (yes some of it is entitled petulant whining)(they aren't rich)(but most of the complaints are. real.)#watcher
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rereading the nuca pink doujin and seeing yakumo tear himself apart re: his snake form vs his human form all this agony and self-doubt and silent suffering and fear of rejection like "if i looked less human would u hate me" , "if u saw me in my true form wouldn't that be horrible. terrifying. disgusting" , "if i admitted i want to swallow you whole would you think worse of me"
and i imagine him asking something like this to the crowd of clan members , who are , undeniably,, a group of Kinky Fuckers
they all smile with the serenity and carefully masked excitement of a horny olivine. masterful beautiful reassuring expressions (errr..... masked to different degrees depending on the clan member)
#yaku is in his head so much about that#he thinks his snake form would be gross right? right????#eiden might give me Wet Hole privileges when i look like this carefully crafted human avatar#but if i revert to my original body there's no way anyone would ever want to ..be with me... like that? right???#meanwhile eiden's just got that sly look on his face in the corner waiting for yakumo to make the proposal#i can't imagine any of the clan members being particularly freaked out about yaku in snake form.....#all the yokai are immediately eliminated from Grossed Out pool. like. that's them. they know how it be#then you got the ppl who have lived way too long to be shocked by a sweet little snakewife being more noodley than usual#rei and quincy fall into that category most likely. blade by association because . well. blade.#he's gonna make a Yakuchan Snake sculpture and it's gonna be extra cute so yakumo doesn't feel shy about his snake form anymore#(actually it's going to freak yaku out even more and he's gonna spiral thinking that he's uglier than he ever imagined)#(and he's gonna run away feeling more insecurity while blade is SUPER CONFUSED because he captured his cuteness perfectly??)#(eiden's gonna have to reconcile another misunderstanding. sorry eiden. artistic differences are rough)#and you have the general Kinky Fuckers like eiden oli and morv#morv won't care as long as you feed him LOL#and eiden and oli are just sideeyeing excitedly like. snake? snake??? can we. can we try that 👀#i imagine that the only people who might express hesitation at first are edmond and dante#eddie would probably cave though once he realises it is IN FACT still yakumo in there. and he can fully consent#(then we give way to Kinky Fucker Edmond. Welcome to the party eddie!)#hmm... dante... never really thought about him and snakekumo...#how would that even go DOWN? like what is even the siTUATION here? how did we get here??#dante catches sooley who has a tiny snakekumo in his mouth??? a tiny lil guy who was lurking in his palace for some reason???#hm. warrants more thought exploration. we'll come back to that another time.#nu carnival yakumo
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Some alien royalty comes to Earth to claim Captain Marvel as their husband for his power. He manages to get out if it by proclaiming that he's already engaged to the Princess of the Infinite Realms, Princess Danielle "Ellie" Phantom.
Extra: Billy is still hiding the fact that he's actually still a child from the rest of the League. Ellie is roughly his civilian age, so when the League asks to meet her, hijinks ensue as Ellie has to keep up the appearance of being far older than she actually is, both physically and mentally.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#danielle phantom#captain marvel#danny phantom#I imagine that Ellie has some kind of shapeshifting powers so she can appear older#though maybe she's having trouble keeping her adult shape#Kinda like that one episode of Steven Universe#Danny is probably helping them keep the ruse up because that's his sister/cousin/daughter#and he also finds the entire thing hilarious#extra extra: the League thinks that Captain Marvel is in a loveless engagement and try to help him out of it#The two don't actually mind being engaged to one another because it can keep them away from less pleasant partners#how they got engaged is up for you to decide#they aren't going to actually get married until Billy dies#which hopefully won't be for another couple decades
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the way it kinda just dawned on me we're never seeing alistair again
#which in its own way makes sense and it's lucky we had him for all 3 games if he survived origins#i mean i wouldn't want his VA back anyway but god damn brain why is this hitting now#but also while realising this i suddenly felt petty on behalf of the zevran romancers like#there was all this speculation (for good reason!) that zevran would appear in DA4 but considering we can't choose anything about dao/da2#i imagine he just straight up won't be acknowledged at all considering we can either kill him when we meet him or when he 'betrays' you#or they're gonna turn around and say he's canonically alive. which they'll probably do with blackwall/iron bull too despite what can happen#but that's a whole thing and not the point but man i was having such a nice day for a change and this is hitting way harder than it should#i wonder if there's going to be any new info/resolution on curing the calling. man's in his 40's now and has 10 years left if he's lucky#considering griffons are back i suppose anything is possible#dragon age veilguard#alistair theirin
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Why the fuck are people on Twitter upset about nonbinary robots. Transformers are aliens, why would they follow another species gender binary based on reproduction when they don't even reproduce sexually. If anything, ALL the robots should use they/them.
#liz blogs#transformers#i need to finish earthspark#conservatives won't survive when aliens come to earth#imagine going to another planet and trying to translate pronouns#but either theres more than two or theyre not based on reproduction#how do you figure out if youre a glerp or a blongo or a dee when you dont even have a yundle#and guess what else. if the robots all have one gender. and they use different Earth Pronouns#that dont line up with - in conservative terms - the pronouns they Should have#guess what. all the robots are trans now.#this is probably fucking incoherent i just woke up but man i hate when people think the universe revolves around humans#smash the gender binary to pieces#i write this from an angle to shit on their stupid argument i know nonbinary people can use gendered pronouns as well#the point is its hard to translate. frankly we also deserve big macho bots picking she her because it sounds nice#and little femmebots picking he him because it sounds cool and they want to seem Tough in earth terms#hasbro hire me i love robots and I'll write a transformers show so good it'll make conservatives literally explode
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I doodled this real quick since I somehow managed to burn my stomach while putting pasta in a strainer. I'm inflicting this onto my self insert now >:] (Zooble is helping them take care of it <3)
Proshippers/adjacent dni. 100000 shark attack 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 also Zooble self ship doubles dni
#self ship community#self ship#f/o x s/i#safeship#safeshipping#safeship community#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc zooble#tadc self ship#first person to get mad that i drew my s/i with their tummy out gets exploded with lasers#< people probably won't get mad but I felt the need to say that just in case. that is literally just what my body looks like lol#anyway ummm it hurts 👍#I've been keeping an ice pack on it all night but as soon as I take it off it starts hurting again#it especially hurts when my shirt touches it#also if you want to know how I managed to burn myself there straining pasta it's so stupid#I put the pasta in the strainer and like. the pasta went in but All of the water exploded out for some reason#and got all over me lol#I would out aloe on it but we don't have any here >:[#the one gokd rhing abkut this is I get to imagine Zooble helping me take care of it :3#they hold the ice pack in place for me :]#also i can imagine I have aloe to help soothe it sooo they help me put that on too#< I don't like the texture of any cream lotion etc on my hands#and yes Zooble does give them kisses afterwards <3
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#not a vent just a journal entry (feel free to scroll past; there is no snz here and this is also not that interesting)#realizing now that i never thought of myself as#someone whose absence would register to others in any other way than just neutral/detached recognition?#phrasing this really badly and i am truly going to delete this later bc it is embarrassing LOL#i think when i was young and posting all this fic into questionable places (the f*rum) i was like#(@ an unfinished work of mine) no way anyone could be bothered by these cliffhangers 👍 they can just imagine the ending#even though i would frequently be bothered by other people's cliffhangers. that exact same principle just wouldn't apply to me in my head#and when i did not respond to people i was like.. i'm sure i wasn't really an important part of their lives so they won't mind it#if i stepped away?#i never really entertained the concept of people missing me or looking forward to my responses 😭 i never thought of myself as someone worth#missing... so when i disappeared it was always with little to no sense of guilt. i think even now i struggle with#seeing myself as someone that inhabits like a tangible enough space in other people's lives that my absence would be felt#(and i don't mean that in a morbid way. and i do recognize that it's quite hypocritical)#on the flipside of things i frequently miss people and look forward to their responses. and sometimes i wonder like#do they all know? do they all know that i miss them because they somehow understand this aspect of human nature better than i do?#or are they in the dark like i am? are these things assumed or are they only known when they are said... 😭#i am a little bit of a coward so i am not saying anything (also because can you even say this kind of thing to someone??#i would probably die of embarrassment) but#how strange it is to have someone suddenly inhabit a space in your life that is substantial enough that#when they're gone you feel that space open up and you miss them#the few times in my life people have conveyed that sentiment to me i remember feeling puzzled that my presence could have that kind of#weight to them. i think my problem is that i purposefully do not read between the lines if the conclusion is something favorable towards me#because i don't want to bank on something good that might or might not be true 😭 anyways this is way too long already. if you read this#then good morning or goodnight
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i have officially returned. ask me anything.
#random thoughts#i'll probably answer it tomorrow because i'm tired. i don't know why.#ciel if you see this i've been nicer to myself these past few days following your birthday. taking care of myself in general aspects.#which i sort of hate myself for but it's okay because. uh. i won't be like this forever. i'll be better at what i'm trying to do i promise.#new year's resolution is not fucking with me.........#oh also!! i've been sort of feeling like a dead person at times. and also like a cockroach. i have had to repeatedly tell myself that#i'm not dead i'm not dead!!!!#because i'm not. obviously. and i know i'm not. my brain is just silly. it likes to tell me i am things i am not like book characters.#and recently my mother got me my own rosary and we've been practicing praying together with my brother.#can you imagine how bad it must be for me to turn to christianity as a coping mechanism? not even when i was terrorized with death thoughts#not even in august for fuck's sake.#but it's actually not that bad. though i think i like the idea of organized religion more than i like being a part of it.#also i feel like my being catholic (mostly non-practicing) is betraying the queer community somehow. like. queer people have suffered#so much because of the christian church in general. so it's like. being christian is weird when i'm also queer.#but also then i feel weird when i try to do things in relation to christianity. like. put saint in my artist name.#that feels blasphemous i don't know. is it?????? it's not that serious either way but. augh.#i am going to write a song about this. also fellow christians is it okay to use the lyric 'uselessly clutching her rosary' or is that bad?#because i mean. technically. the she i'm referring to sort of is. because god isn't solving any of our problems.#he's just fucking. watching. if he's even real.#(and no my disappearance isn't related to the catholicism thing it's something else. as in the one thing i haven't told anyone else but cie#and an irl friend. if you are ciel then i am completely open to talking about said thing.#otherwise i will continue to drop cryptic little notes on my blog because I AM SILLY. {: )#going to play roblox now and maybe say hello to you fuckers on discord for a bit of fun. goodbye.
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so, the desire thing and confession... IF they do the whole confession scene right, I can absolutely see hot priest asking for specifics on what eddie and kim actually did, like confession isn't therapy, a priest when actually focused on helping you through confession will ask and will pry until you can actually name "the sin" that's causing you to need confession... so I do see a possibility of the priest digging deep enough until eddie gets to the root of the whole situation
#AND WE CAN FINALLY GET HIM OUT#eddie diaz#911 abc#911 spoilers#like he said priests listen to so many fucked up things in confession they actually have the range to imagine several situations#like i'm betting when he said that chris found him with his dead wife the priest probably thought that 1 he killed her#2 he was like fucking his corpse or even 3 that he did something to try and summon the dead or something like that#i really want this scene to be done correctly in terms of this being a channel for eddie to finally face the truth#like you can literally tell a priest anything you want in confession they shouldn't react they wouldn't share it with someone else#and they really are nosy so they probable want the full gossip knowing you'll probably never go back and they won't see you again#this is coming from a practicing catholic if you couldn't tell#i don't think the priest will pry on the whole 'i lied to my best friend' thing unless eddie mentions more about buck#but i do see a different way of this helping eddie face the situations in a more direct way than say therapy
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So, imagine being Arthur today. He gets that letter yesterday, and his dad is kind of on the mend, and his bullshit detectors are going off very loudly. So he rushes back to visit Lucy today.
He comes in quickly, whispering urgently to Jack, so he's obviously already deeply concerned. When he arrives it's to the sight of two probably visibly stressed/scared doctors moving with urgency. And within seconds of saying hello, he's told that his suspicions were right, that Lucy is in very poor shape. (Arthur's internal 'people trying to make things sound better' translation: she is actively dying right now.)
He's immediately given the opportunity to do something helpful, at the least, and of course he's more than willing. He'd do anything, make any sacrifice, for her to live. (He soon learns that his suspicions are correct, her life is indeed on the line.) He's grateful to Jack that he was willing to give her blood, but Arthur is a better choice. He's not her doctor after all, so he can give more. And this is the only thing he can do, so of course he wants to do it.
He's told he has to wait outside. By the time he comes in, she's asleep. The first time he's seen her in a week, and she's unconscious the whole time.
He kisses her.
She looks wretched, he can barely hear her breathing. At least his blood seems to be helping. He's so, so glad to watch her color improve. The longer it takes, the weaker he feels. Dizzy, and tired, and he doesn't care, he'll keep going as long as needed if she will only improve just a little more. Does Arthur know how dangerous transfusions are? I imagine probably not, and so he's at least able to take comfort in van Helsing's promise that Lucy will be better after this.
And yet, even then. How much comfort can he have? He's escorted out of the room immediately after. He can't stay by her side lest he scare her. Can't stay in the house lest he frighten and kill her mother. He gets a drink and a short rest and then he's told to go home.
He might be drunk, with the wine and blood loss. He's almost certainly feeling very weak. Tired, and dizzy, and he has to go home and stay there all alone. Hoping that his blood will save her life. Hoping that his friend will send him good news.
He didn't get to say a single word to her.
#dracula daily#arthur holmwood#i can't imagine having to leave by myself after something like that. it'd be agonizing#i'm just picturing him sitting at home thinking if she dies she won't have even known he was ever there. tells himself he saved her#and that they'd telegram him if it got worse again but how can he be sure right now. can he make himself truly believe it?#and even if his dad is a bit better it's not enough for him to feel like he can confide in him probably#art please write to your cowboy or something you NEED a hug
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Every time I draw Mamagi it does AoE damage (I am also in the area of effect)
Lighthearted bonus:
#enstars#hiiro amagi#rinne amagi#i don't know if this is a bad time to be amagi-posting given that hiiro's fs2 just dropped but. oh well#also this might be the last thing i draw for a bit because i am in the final stretch of this semester#if you sent in a request. i will get to it and thank you for your patience#anyways i know i'm kinda being like 'haha rinne mama's boy' which like. yeah but also sometimes--#--sometimes you're an adult in their 20s and like. yeah sure you're technically an adult or whatever but you still feel like a kid yeah?#and sometimes you just maybe want your mom to help you when you're lost or confused or when you need someone to tell you it'll be okay#but you won't get that for whatever reason#sincerely: an adult in their 20s#....can you tell why rinne is like. a vibe to me now#anyways i'm not saying mamagi dying was a necessary evil but if hiiro and rinne had an adult who actually loved them at home they probably-#-wouldn't have left and we wouldn't have the main story#if she was alive today tho she'd be going to their lives sorry i don't make the rules (yes i do)#if she ends up being exactly like the rest of their village in some future lore i'm gonna be so sad.#she'd throw hands with niki's parents#imagine leaving your sons behind because you straight up died (couldn't really do anything about that)#meanwhile your son's boyfriend's parents just. up and left him because they could#also posts with her will be tagged mamagi#if you read all that <3#mamagi#she'd adopt all the bees and alkaloid too#imagine if they got their singing skills from her#also mamagi 1 rinniki shipper (also does not care it's not legal)#rinniki
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Typing "capsaicin snake effect" into the search bar so i can figure out if yakumo can eat spicy food
#it's telling me that primarily mammals are affected#and the few times they tried it on snakes#it didn't really do much except mess with their processing abilities a bit#so what you're saying is that yakumo will primarily not be affected by spicy food.#but maybe with super spicy things#he might get a lil loopy? a lil nose clogged ? a momentary distraction? but no pain#if yakumo's tears are mala sauce then it only makes sense that he can eat mala amirite#mammals are the ones who suffer huh.........#i am imagining the yokai trio eating some hella spicy food#yakumo is eating unaware of the presence of capsaicin. he's happily describing the textural and flavour profiles of the dish#garu is a lil confused. this food hurts a bit. but it's still tasty so... gotta keep eating.. OW drink milk? THEN EAT MORE! YEAH!#kuya is OBLITERATED#for all we know the version that kuya got could have only been seasoned with a bit of black pepper#but old fox scrunches up his entire face as soon as it hits his tongue#and he slams the dish into the trash (with dramatic angry flair) like he's a veteran judge on a cooking show#garu WILL eat that thing out of the trash if you don't stop him#if rei is more bird than man then he won't be affected either#i'm gonna go ahead and think even if he IS more man than bird... he'll still be unaffected.#rei probably eats toxic waste akin to blade and garu levels . he is beyond human. he has experimebnted beyond Mortal Stomachs#blade is in the corner crunching on what you THINK is a candy apple. but it is not that. it is an orb of molten glass#(blade's spicy food is hot metal? yeah. he'll eat that capsaicin like it's nothing. give him an orchard of chillis.)#(actually. maybe don't. because the next time eiden sucks him off there gonna be some COMEDIC consequences)
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one thing i really deeply wish is that i'd had access as a kid to the plural community and information that are more easily available today, instead of my first experience with plural community which both took it seriously and was nonjudgmental having been 10's era tul/pa.info lmao
#moogletalks#in some ways it was a wonderful community; and it taught me a lot of really helpful things#and made me feel validated and hopeful that This is a Thing That You Can Continue to Be and Develop in an Adult Life#instead of feeling like there was a time limit for when plurality stopped being Childlike Imagination and started being Craziness(tm)#(lots to unpack there lol)#.....in other ways not only was there Some Real Fuckery going on in the community in general; on an interpersonal basis#but i cannot overstate how horrifically toxic and damaging some of the things it taught me about plurality were#and how when i entered the phase of young adulthood where i realized the approach it had demanded of me was unsustainable to my survival#instead of having other perspectives on hand to go 'hey yeah you're not torturing your parts to death out of laziness if they go dormant'#'and/or if you don't spend hours of extremely grueling intensive work at minimum into maintaining them every single day of your life'#'and that if they dissolve into nothing because you Didn't Pay Them Enough Attention and you try to recreate them it won't be the same one'#'and if they DO actually come back as themselves they'll be horribly broken and traumatized and probably hate you forever'#'who the fuck told you that. oh my god?'#all i had to go on was 'either you're plural or you live an actual functional life in the real world; and i can't not do the latter atp'#and the result was repressing myself in an incredibly traumatic way i have just never fully recovered from even now#the fun cherry on top was that later when i *did* try to ask (very kind and well-meaning) plural ppl from another mental health community#if anything i described sounded familiar to their own experiences; or ones they had heard from other people#their response was pretty much 'idk that doesn't sound plural to me; i'm sorry; it's something where if you have it you know :('#me crying my eyes out for days afterward: obviously this reaction is bc i want to appropriate plurality to feel special#and am throwing tantrums at having the bubble broken by Reality#anyway. it's been a lot and yeah i really wish i'd had literally any other affirming plural community as a kid lol#ableism cw#internalized ableism cw#pluralitag#traumatag#adventures in mental illness#disabilitag
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thinking abt the dandelions having pokemon
#i don't think they'd have full teams during KHUX bc i imagine they'd still be fighting heartless and gather lux with their keyblades#and full parties would require a lot of time and care to properly maintain#so i'm thinking 'okay let's limit them to like two or three and see if we can type theme them'#lauriam with a roserade and lilligant (the lilligant was strelitzia's petilil until she got Got(tm))#and as marly he'd lean more into the grass/poison types#ephemer with a whimsicott and gardevoir; de facto dandelion pokemon (pretend eldegoss/jumpluff don't exist) and repping fairy types#skuld with a gallade and golett; gallade paralleling w/ eph. no specific typing (yet)#elrena with a blitzle; evolves into zebstrika during her larxene era#ven with flying types? there's a lot of directions you could go w/ khux!ven so idk so far#brain i like to imagine specializes in dark types but doesn't actually battle often enough for them to be evolved. so murkrow and sneasel#maybe a crobat too to really give away how his enigmatic nature can't hide how deeply he cares#strelly grass like lauriam. probably won't give her more than petillil bc they'd all be left behind when she dies so :(#post-subject x i think skuld would gravitate towards ground types#bc i have the mental image of an older skuld riding a flygon and i think that's sick as HELL#ground is kinda out of left field but like. i feel it in my bones.#talking tag#khux#pokemon
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LATEST LAES EPISODE. THOUGHTS.
MY THOUGHTS ARE THAT I'M SO HAPPYYYYYYY
Besides the fact that I am just insane for any and all Eclipse n Lunar interactions, everything that they talked about today was HUGE!!!!! Lunar took Eclipse's taunts and insults in stride, understood Eclipse, apologized for blowing him up, AND got him to talk about some of his fun hypocritical thought process!! THAT'S SO COOL!!!!!!
I won't lie I genuinely didn't process how big of a deal some of these were (like Lunar saying they betrayed Eclipse's trust) because its just something I've been so accustomed to for months already so they didn't even strike me as significant the first time around BUT I READ A FEW OTHER PPLS THOUGHTS AND I GET IT NOW GEJAGAJAHS
Lunar standing up to Eclipse like this is just, AUGH. So good. If you told Lunar in the first few months of their existence that they would ever get to this point I don't think they'd believe it.
Eclipse as a whole too,,, what is WRONG with him(/aff). From the fact that he doesn't have all of his memories anymore to his whole "I'm a clone and a copy of the original but I'm still better than everyone" thing to his little plan he's working on in secret, he is just so intriguing. ALSO???? HIS HIS OMG HIS LINE ABOUT HOW HE WAS PROUD WHEN LUNAR ELECTROCUTED HIM BECAUSE THEY "FINALLY GOT IT" WAS SO. AUAUAGHAGAHAHHAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE. I'VE ALREADY RAMBLED SO MUCH SO TLDR; I LOVEEEEEDDDD TODAYS TLAES EP IT HAS SO MUCH JUICY SHIT <3<3<3<3<3
#asks#ichangenameseveryfiveseconds#I won't lie I keep thinking about Lunar's line about how they thought the show would make them happy but all it did was made Eclipse angry#like. i can imagine just how /agonizing/ that felt#to want nothing more than to be able to find happiness and comfort in someone you care about#so you try to find something to do /together/#but all it leads to is disappointment and anger on the other person's end#lunar probably tried to tell themselves over and over again that it would end up okay. that they WERE happy. :(#UGH its so sad for 1 million years. this poor poor soul. i'm happy they can finally confront their demons now but ghod. that probably-#-felt like such a fantasy when they were first made :(((#sun and moon show#the sun and moon show#tsams#lunar and earth show#the lunar and earth show#tlaes#sams spoilers#laes spoilers#tsams spoilers#tlaes spoilers
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