#they outta send your ass back to community college cause you ain’t learned SHIT

[halfricanloveyou]

bestie…please learn how to read. where tf does it say “all nurses?” also some people specifically list the medications they need and have used before because some people have generalized knowledge of common and basic medications.

you are NOT the fucking doctor. you shouldn’t be assuming SHIT about people “making things up” because that’s not your fucking job.

you should also never lead a patient by suggesting made up symptoms to them. that’s also considered piss poor medicine. you just go in and ask what symptoms they’re experiencing. are you new nurses really just that bad at your jobs now a days? maybe YOU should shut the fuck up for once.

reading a reddit screenshot sent in the groupchat, of nurses sharing their 'tells' for when a patient is faking their symptoms ... including incredibly convincing evidence such as "they are able to specifically name the medications they need and have likely used before", and "they answer affirmatively to a made up symptom, without the nurse disclosing whether or not it is relevant to the illness they are talking about". like you think hobbyist psychoanalysis is part of your job eh. throwing out freudian worst-faith interpretations willynilly and proudly wearing your killcount on your sleeve fucking dog cunt. you people should be servants grovelling at the feet of the disabled