#they never get dirty lmao
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#ffxiv#final fantasy xiv#ff14#final fantasy 14#erenville#midlander#hyur#rava#viera#wolship#erenville x wol#erenville x warrior of light#erenwol#ffxiv oc#ffxiv gpose#ffxiv screenshot#erenieeha#ieeha de verral#ieeha#my screenshot#i kinda rushed these cause i wanted to take them before taking break#not tip top shape today physically but their first meeting in the msq has been eating up my brain#so here it is....#for context: ieeha dresses in very nice expensive garments#so it's easy to assume that he's haughty and above getting dirty#but he's quite the opposite. he's usually the first to jump head first into hard labour without second thought#and is in fact more likely to yell at YOU for being slow to follow (lmao)#ieeha might have been shaped by the gilded cage he was raised in#but they could never quite train his roots out of him in the end
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Just clicked for me that Brennan basically set up a 'now YOU gotta kill that dog' situation for his players
#di20#never stop blowing up#all the times hes threatened to and succeeded at killing pretend dogs and now he gets to make his players do the dirty work for him lmao
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drew my favorite archive man
#he ended up looking hotter than i wanted lmao#so im kinda on the fence like im rlly happy with the drawing#but also#who is man#where is my pathetic sewer rat boy#he kinda gives me human form of beast from beauty and the beast#i rlly wanted to give him like a bit of a beard#like a little bite of stubble#but beards and scruff are intimidating to me i can never get them right#their face always ends up looking dirty#jonathan sims#tma#the magnus archives#rat art
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Me, the only Ares and Nyx shipper on planet earth: 😏
#shut up alli#i mean in general too not just in this game specifically#i have my reasons#mainly being that of Ares being an often mischaracterized god and Nyx scares Ares’ fuck ass dad Zeus lmao#I will defend Ares with my LIFE he is not a bad god. not as bad as some of the other ones anyway#his parents hate him but it’s literally Zeus and Hera idgaf what they think#I know the general assumption is to portray him as evil feral man but I simply do not agree#I do think of course he is chaotic and a hothead but I just don’t think the man who killed his kid’s rapist is that bad idk#he’s also celebrated by women btw. he’s good to women#so when people make him off to be a sleazy creep it drives me insane he has NEVER been shown to assault anybody#idk everyone kinda clowned on him in written stuff about him and somehow the stuff showing his positive traits were mostly lost#which means everyone who does interpretations of him in modern media always does the same goddamn thing for him#makes me saddddd Ares you were done dirty#Hades so far has had a fine interpretation of Ares imo though. I like this fella and the way he counts the amount of enemies you killed#anyway I think Ares and Nyx should kiss. he deserves a dark beautiful women who doesn’t care that he kills ppl#I do think Ares and Aphrodite are cute btw I get the whole sybolism of love x war so no shade to it#butttt I also like playing with mythological beings like dolls hehe#anyway I’m autistic bye I have to go the store
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i'm kind of amazed how most of the stardew marriage candidates just want you to be their manic pixie dream whatever by agreeing with everything they like and plying them with compliments or praise or whatever (which is fine but a bit. Much) but for shane his romance is just you being there for him while he figures his own shit out... dunno why i never wanted to romance him before he's so good
#i'm usually a sebastian kinda guy but i do think it's silly you have to say you like scifi to gain friendship points w him like cmon man#i will say though that. my bestie's baby daddy being named shane kinda does make it hard to like him 😭 unfortunate but not his fault#ik a lot of ppl are weird abt his recovery and his messy ass room bc they play stardew to make things look pretty or whatever#but i'm actually kind of glad he's a realistic depiction of addiction... the problem is his dependence on indulging in alcohol when he's#depressed not the fact that he drinks period... i think that a lot of ppl are unrealistic abt alcoholism (including me abt my dad's)#but concernedape did really good w him imo. anyways all this to say that i'm really glad shane never expects someone to be a certain way#i know most of the candidates are like. archetypes or whatever and i think that's fine they are very sweet and cute regardless but#i think maybe i didnt romance him before bc i related to him so badly that it hurt seeing myself reflected LMAO dead end life and being#suicidal about it like. i've never had a drug dependence but i'm not really in a position where i can ever make my own decisions anyways#but regardless. there is smth to someone who slowly warms up to you when they can't ignore your kindness any longer and have no reason to#act like an abused dog anymore which. does make me sad just to say but that is how he acts beforehand#idkkkkk idk i think people are always too caught up with his addiction and his messy room to actually see him without realizing that#getting better is a lot harder than it appears and that having a dirty room doesn't mean you aren't trying to be better. sigh#besides it's not like. the end of the world that he has a beer sometimes. have you tried going thru life completely sober? it sucks#ok im done LMAO but yeah i've found myself gravitating towards him this time around when i've romanced sebastian literally every playthru#til now. hmm!#ACTUALLY ONE MORE THING. i like how he's basically a twist on the classic useless husband trope in media where they love sports and drinking#but he's not a bad person and the only reason he's mean to you at first is because he hates himself and his own life and he makes an effort#the more you get close to him instead of the opposite. i like that a lot. ok now i'm done
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obsessed w the tags on ur last reblog
Omgg, thank you haha, it was a quality post so I just had to appreciate it in full force 😂❤️
Can‘t believe someone would actually enjoy my yapping :,D
#guys help is it time for a rebranding?? am I just gonna post about f1 now??#I still can’t believe this has all started because bestie and I were watching Ted Lasso (because I’ve been obsessed with that show for a#while now too) and I paused the episode to talk about how I really like the way Jamie interacts with kids (I’m sorry people being good with#and nice to kids is one of my weaknesses I work with kids now and have been invested in treating kids well forever)#so me saying that apparently reminded her of max and she showed me a video of him with p and yeah it was very effective in making me like#him and then we left the episode on pause and she told me a lot about f1 and max specifically cause I was interested now lmao (funny thing#is that she also got roped into it by our other friends I swear it’s speeding lmao#she also compared him to Jamie from Ted lasso (if you know you know) and showed me some heart wrenching Taylor swift edits (i haven’t#emotionally recovered yet) and yeah that’s how I started consuming way too much f1 content on YouTube and got into this whole mess lmao#oh yeah our friends also made me and another friend make a Tier list for all the drivers based on vibes alone (cause I only knew a bit about#max at that time and the other one knew nothing really) which was very funny too#especially looking back at it (we did some of them so dirty lmao 😂)#I’ve also come to the conclusion that tumblr is still one of the least annoying platforms to engage with other people (still)#YouTube is full of hate comments about drivers and stuff it’s so annoying actually#not to mention Twitter but I don’t go there and probably never will 😂#I personally don’t enjoy fics and scenarios and shipping of real people cause it makes me a bit uncomfy (not judging people who do#you do you as long as it doesn’t negatively affect anyone#but yeah I’d much rather just scroll by those here than have to look away from all the mindless hate and which driver is better discussions#everywhere else like I’m not one to engage with stuff like that but it does upset me to some#degree so yeah tumblr making memes and being rather positive about their drivers (most of what I’ve seen here of course there are gonna be#annoying people everywhere) is much more tolerable and a lot more enjoyable for me#whoops this post got away from me again oh dear#I’ve had the idea for a meme stuck in my head for days now: Max verstappen but make it if you don’t love me at my *swearing on team radio#giving spicy replies and attitude to the media maxplaining and complaining going for risky overtakes* you don’t deserve me at my *precious#interactions with p talking about his cats being a goofball with other drivers and especially danny defending other drivers driving#beautifully in the rain* it’s a package deal you can’t just pick and choose and personally I don’t even get why people complain about some#of the other stuff I appreciate someone who’s passionate and honest and genuinely kind where it matters 🤷🏻♀️#I think I’ve seen someone else say that but the more people complain about and criticize max the more I feel the need to defend him#god forbid women have hobbies for real (can’t believe I’ve yapped so much I can’t put more tags 💀)#also shoutout to Oscar Piastri and Danny Ric (I was so happy Oscar won even tho McLaren where being very silly in a not so funny way)
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I love how it’s so much harder for Bad to pretend he doesn’t find Quackity’s dirty jokes funny when they’re together in person
#Quackity#BadboyHalo#BBH#BBQduo#BBQ duo#IRL#Everyone: omg Bad is such a goody-goody he never swears or makes dirty jokes or anything!#BBH viewers: *look directly into the camera*#man keeps his streams PG but that doesn't mean he's never made jokes on OTHER people's streams#BBH is actually so funny but most people are just like ''he's the Mr. ''LANGUAGE'!!!' guy''#like guys why do you think Bad and Quackity get along so well. They're both frickin chaotic and unhinged#granted Quackity is.... on a whole 'nother level lmao#Not captioning this for... obvious reasons#sometimes when I don't caption things I look at the reblogs to see how other people have done it#and when it's for things like this it always makes me laugh a bit#because like. I feel you how the frick DO you caption that noise#poor captioners be like ''how do I accurately caption this without making it sound like an M-rated ao3 fanfic''#Me loving Quackity's laugh vs me being 😒 over the noises he makes
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Reo's jerseys reading just "Reo" is such a Choice because I think he's the only one aside from Rin and Sae who goes by his first name. But at least in the brothers' case it makes sense to distinguish them since they have the same last name. Reo doesn't have that issue, but he did get into blue lock specifically to achieve something for himself that isn't tied to the Mikage empire, by his own merit. Between that and the fact that when he appears on screen in the various charts he's sometimes reffered to as "Mikage" and sometimes as "Reo", I like to think he chose to have his jerseys show just his first name as a bet with himself. You know, to show the world that on the field he's not The Prized Mikage Heir, but just himself. And his achievements are his own
#Correct me if I'm wrong but I think irl athletes do get a say in what name shows up on the jersey#I remember an olimpic volleyball player going by a nickname that was a play on his real last name#Anyway I just love reo a lot#People often call out how sheltered he is as a way to shit on him#But he's self aware of his privilege and doesn't lord it over other people#And most importantly he's the first who doesn't want to be recognized as a mikage#If he was as sheltered as ppl think he would've given up when nagi left him the second time#From then on it's on him and him alone to work hard to grasp his dream and he does#He's not the spoiled rich brat trope. In fact I'd say he kind of flips that idea bc he's more the type to spoil others instead#He's more the let's get our hands dirty without delegating type#And by this I don't wanna say he never had advantages bc he's well off#Obviously that's untrue. He founded his own soccer team and had TRAINING FACILITIES for himself and nagi lmao#But in blue lock all of that ends and he barely bats an eye#The first thing he does in team V is rebuilding everything from scratch with pure hard work and skill#Blue lock#Mikage reo#Bllk thoughts
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sorry hang on tarot requests might be delayed by a few minutes I'm sending a furious alumna email
#look it's a subject that I've chosen not to talk about on tumblr for various reasons but like#you think y'all can have the UNMITIGATED GALL to send alumni an email about how you had to get rid of the dirty evil protesters#when I had to deal with anti-gay evangelical protesters all the fucking time at penn???#you're gonna tell me that these students were making student life impossible#when I had to deal with those wharton pissbabies when trump was elected?#when I watched those miserable little monsters-in-the-making following around crying female students and shouting LOCK HER UP#in the fucking DINING HALL#but NO the student protesters on the GREEN are too much?#holy shit you guys can get fucked#you didn't trespass the westboro baptist church but you are trespassing your own students#you just want to protect your precious endowments and shit#and considering you never spent any of that money fixing accessible doors when I was on campus#at times preventing me from going to class until I could find a stranger to open them for me#you can absolutely get fucked forever with all that money that you only give to your highest earners#sorry I am SO mad lmao
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Davidwache Police Station | Painting by Klaus Voormann Prior to being deported, Paul McCartney spends a night in the Davidwache police station.
In the meantime, the final four could start playing [at the Top Ten club] now, and move themselves into the bunk-bed accommodation at the top of the building.c Tony Sheridan was already here, possibly others too, and the Beatles were welcome to shoehorn themselves in. It was neither the Ritz nor the pits. John was the first to move. Then Paul and Pete went back to the Bambi to grab their gear.
The place was in near darkness, as usual. They had to strike a match to see their way about … and then they decided to leave Koschmider a little gift. Pete had a few “spunk bags,” and he and Paul had the idea to hang them on nails in the wall in the long concrete passageway and set light to them. “The place was dank and dark,” says Pete. “They spluttered, they stank, and OK, maybe they singed a tiny bit of tapestry on the wall. It caused nothing but a little smoke and a few scorch marks and then they went out.”41 It was the ultimate fuck you, Bruno, or so they thought.
They got to play one night in the Top Ten, and it seems to have been a good one, pulling business away from the Kaiserkeller, but it was just this one night. Having been shafted once by Eckhorn, when he’d prized away the Jets and Tony Sheridan from the Kaiserkeller, Koschmider wasn’t going to sit back and let it happen again. He might also have guessed the Beatles would make some grand gesture for his “benefit”—they could even have hinted of it—because an inspection was made of the Bambi’s rooms very quickly. When the stinkende qualmende Piedeltüten were found, he decided to form the view it was an attempt to burn down his cinema, and informed the police.
The chronology of events over the next twenty-four hours is rife with confusion and contradiction, but may have gone something like this. Paul was picked up by the police while walking along the Reeperbahn, taken by car to the Davidwache police station (two hundred meters from the Top Ten) and locked in a cell. Pete and John were also arrested. Koschmider didn’t know which of them was responsible for the “attempted arson,” so the Polizei rounded them all up. As Stuart wrote in a letter back to Liverpool a few days later:
I am living in the lap of luxury and contentment. Better than the cell I spent a night in last week. I was innocent this time though accused of arson—that is, setting fire to the Kino (cinema) where we sleep. I arrive at the club and am informed that the whole of Hamburg Police are looking for me. The rest of the band are already locked up, so smiling and very brave on the arm of Astrid, I proceed to give myself up. At this time I’m not aware of the charge. All my belongings, including spectacles, are taken away and I’m led to a cell where without food or drink I sat for six hours on a very wooden bench, the door shut very tight. I fall asleep at two in the morning. I signed a confession written in Deutsch that I knew nothing about a fire, and they let me go.42
John was also allowed to go. It was now clear who’d done the dirty deed, and for them the ordeal continued; Paul would always remember the little one-way peephole in the door of their detention room, through which he sensed they were watched. It seems he and Pete were then allowed to leave, but a few hours later—early the following morning—they were dragged out of their Top Ten bunk beds and interviewed a second time. Pete suggests they were taken to Hamburg’s main prison at Fühlsbuttel, Paul remembers it being “the Rathaus … it doesn’t mean rat house, it just felt like one.” They were interviewed by an official of the Bundeskriminalamt (Federal CID), one Herr Gerkins, and it was definitely inadvisable to snigger. Instead, they requested permission to contact the British Embassy, like people did in the films, and were refused; then they were taken for a car ride. “We tried our best to persuade him it was nothing,” Paul says, “and he said, ‘OK fine, well you go with these men.’ And that was the last we knew of it. We just headed out with these couple of coppers. And we were getting a bit ‘Oh dear, this could be the concentration camps’—you never know. It hadn’t been that long [since the war].”43
Criminal charges were not pressed, but Koschmider, inevitably, had the last laugh. It wasn’t a camp to which Paul and Pete were being taken, but the airport—and in handcuffs, according to Stuart. They were being deported, and banned from reentering Germany unless they lodged an appeal within a month. Auf Wiedersehen, Piedels! Handed their passports at the gate, they were put on the London plane, set to fly for the first time in their lives. It then got even tastier for Koschmider because Eckhorn was billed for at least part of the cost of the plane tickets. Bruno must have been rubbing his hands with joy.
—Tune In, Ch. 17 (Oct 1–Dec 31, 1960)
Sources: 41 Author interview, March 7, 1985. Pete says (Beatle!, p72) there were four rubbers and always speaks of them in plural, Paul speaks of one. 42 December 12, 1960, sent to Ken Horton. This letter provides the only suggestion that John was arrested in the roundup; he’s not mentioned in other accounts. 43 Interview by Paul Gambaccini, Rolling Stone, June 12, 1979. Rathaus means “city hall.” Instead of the main prison at Fühlsbuttel, it’s more likely Paul and Pete were taken to the remand prison near St. Pauli called Untersuchungsgefängnis (easier done than said).
#seeing the hq version of this painting and noticing the detail on pauls face#the dramaaaaaa#hamburg era#1960#december 1960#technically nov 30 is the fire#reading tune in#november 1960#the image of paul and pete asking to speak to their embassy like in the movies sends me lmao#this whole episode is so amazing i cannot believe every biopic has just passed up on it#its got everything you want dumb dirty boys who get a big head the second they move up but not before they move out#an entire night in german prison cell and then questioned by some bigshot who has them shaking in their boots#john's first night in a prison cell over something he didn't even do#paul never ever admitting he did anything wrong bc individual sense of justice since age two#meanwhile poor george is being deported#stu's spectacles are taken away---wait he wore glasses?!#letters#top ten club#bundeskrinalamt (federal CID) i believe would be akin to being interviewed by the FBI in the US
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one of these days i'm going to write up all that i've changed from azzarello's bullshit era and the one (1) piece i've kept from milligan (and also changed) and the only thing currently stopping me is that it is going to be so, so inside-baseball incomprehensible. and i almost never want to go reading/screencapping azzarello and milligan to add references but i Want to add references.
canon is goop, just know that we continue to ride the bus down "hellblazer ended at #250 and looks like swiss cheese before that" street.
#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#i'm doing page maintenance before i fuck off to work rip it's got me thinking#anyway i think i said WAY back on this blog that a side goal of mine is to make hellblazer lore accessible to non-comic readers where i can#bc it's such a Heavy comic & i love it so much & i always felt Terrible recommending it to people only for them to be disgusted#and like. @ past me that particular goal is NOT as easy as you thought it would be lmao#esp because i have a habit of getting VERY detail-oriented when it comes to talking about hellblazer i think#but by GOD it's still a goal. i can put in some motherfucking references here and there when i talk about The Lore#like. azzarello's writing style never translates well for me in synopsis bc he Loves to put the audience in the outside perspective#where we are bystanders/with the rest of the bystanders to constantine's actions and not to his motivations/inner monologue#and i HATE that. hellblazer has ALWAYS been about what this guy has going on underneath the masked exterior#all the things you can't say out loud when you're queer and working class trying to survive in 70s-80s-90s england#but that you FEEL with your WHOLE fucking chest. how that feeling drives you to enjoy little rebellions wherever you can get them#(also azzarello just fucking Sucks LMAO but i'm talking style rn)#so i end up relying on frusin's art to tell the story a little more bc i think he understands the Theatre of constantine's public persona#and when that theatre is Absent then it's really REALLY noticeable. so frusin keeps me in it most of the time#and if i'm digging into frusin art then i'm Going to want to compare it to older panels bc i like body language consistency#milligan on the other hand has NOTHING to save his sorry ass bc his writing is drop-jaw fucking terrible AND the artist seems to like it#but the loss of john's thumb being tied to his mental health (ignoring the bullshit with shade) has always felt. important to me somehow id#anyway MUCH thinking about my favorite loser on this about-to-be-annoying day shdjksd he has been done so dirty#hellblazer brain go brrrr
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the way they're choosing to handle d/ipcifica is almost hilarious cos like. idk generally the main lead's love interest buildup isn't 99% from supplementary material and is actually built up in the show over time lmao
#yes im still kinda annoyed at them pushing paz as a main character cos they wanna have her be#dipper's crush while pushing down the relevance of the other girls/we know they suck at character balance#the amount candy and grenda have been done dirty genuinely infuriates me#and the fact that wendy never got her story while paz gets story after story....#anyway i hope dip and paz get together and have the absolute worst breakup cos theyre teens#cos alex does also want to push the 'dipper is lousy with girls' similarity with stan lmao#still longimg for dipper actually getting to support wendy as a friend#like i think the northwest ep is good but urgh im bitter towards it#especially with the mabel b plot that just makes me sad#those girls deserved better!!! the love crazy aspect of the show genuinely drags it down!!#and maybe i wouldnt be so bitter about the ship if it wasnt the majority of his fanart for years lol#also rather them acknowledge that dipper still had an unrequited crush even up to the end#but have him do all he can to handle it cos he truly values his friendship with wendy#anyway have paz bond with susan so both of their characters can be developed 👏👏👏#have paz interact with the girls and develop genuine friendships with people in town 👏👏👏
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I truly feel like a dirtbagger. I’m so fucking dirty. Like just covered in it 24/7
#I don’t even dirtbag I sleep in my car 😭 BUT THERES SO MYCH DIRT#I wash myself off and then I’m immediately dirty again#my friend Kyra was in the TTI and in wilderness (in the same state I’m in rn actually) and there’s this thing called perma dirt#which is basically just being so dirty that the dirt doesn’t come off for like a long ass time#I think I’m getting there honestly#like I’m partially tanner but I’m sure some of it is also dirt lmao#doesn’t help that I just fucking tripped and went down HARD on my long run#scraped my knee and thigh and now my upper body is also caked in dirt#and neosporin and a little blood#yall I haven’t taken like an actual indoor plumbing type shower in a month#I HAVE washed myself with soap and whatever JUST TO BE CLEAR#but I have not washed my hair since April#which is why I keep it short#THERES NO FUCKING GYMS AROUND HERE the closest ones are in Vegas and I’m not even in Nevada#I could wash my hair tbh but I’m going to be indoors again on Thursday so I can hold out a little longer#it’s surprisingly not even that bad looking or feeling#it’s somehow feels both dry and dirty but I’ve had worse honestly#anyway I’m gonna go slather creek water on me#prolly filter it bc of my open wounds tho#yeah idk I’ve never been this dirty in my life but it’s kind of what I was going for/expectibg anywzy#car life#I imagine Keith was similar when he lived in the desert#which is also consequently where I am
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Listen, I have a bit of a controversial opinion to share…
I really don’t like Charles lmao
#he’s just… not that funny?#he’s so awkward and never knows what’s going on#and not in a funny way but in a please get a fucking clue way#know what your lines are and play along with the bit for Christ’s sake#also misogynistic dirty jokes just aren’t really my flavor of humor#and I hate when Link gets looped into it#this might be an unpopular opinion#but oh well lmao#gmm
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not to go on a tangent but I finished all of the acotar books and I don't know what to do with myself!
#🐇#they were all fun to read don't get me wrong but the fifth book oh MAN#I have never felt so seen or so understood as I did while reading nesta's book we are the same person we have the same inner issues#it felt like it was specifically written for me like to follow nesta on her little journey I lost count of how many times I cried lmfao#I almost want to give it to people who know me or want to get to know me and be like here's the manual#all of the dirty ass sex scenes aside even like even those were specific to my interests but that's just a fun little bonus#the other books took me about a month reading off and on to finish aside from the winter solstice book#that was like 250 pages I finished it in two days but nesta's book too me a WEEK I couldn't put it down#I think booktok has absolutely ruined these books and their image. don't listen to anything they have to say about these books#anyway.....they were all lovely. nesta's book especially it made me literally feel less alone lmao#now I'm going to fixate on jason momoa because he's who I pictured as cassian! fun!
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They got McDonalds Cyber Grill hehe
Shaplin belongs to @m-chromatic
#art-strito#shaplin#colette#cries#there's a lot of proportion errors but. shhhhh . still cute#i love them both so much........#still wanna punt shaplin directly into the sun tho <3 (literal declaration of love /j)#i like to think that Colette begged Shaplin to get fast food but forgot she cant go out in her uniform#(She's gotten it dirty! It's expensive!)#so Shaplin lended her some clothes she never uses.#...Andddd that's inspired by the fact that I've also had to do that for one of my siblings LMAO
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