#they need peepaw 33 back

[lizards-wizards-and-magpies]

sm-33 will be back to normal soon. trust me i was there

[suggs444]

Bad For Buisness:

William Afton/Steve Raglan x Reader

Sypnopsis: You find out your boss, Steve, who is also your secret lover, has a false identity. As well as an unknown history. You attempt to be reasonable, to set things right, but your boss .. well, he knows you all too well.

TW: swearing, degrading, manipulating, implied sexual actions.

Authors note: Hi, Suggs here. So this is my first x reader that I’ve written in a long long time. And it’s my first ever William Afton based one too. I literally saw the movie and I was 🙈🙈 whenever peepaw was on screen. Anyways, I hope y’all enjoy and lmk if you want more / a part two. Thanks for reading !! <33

Gif by brotherdusk

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“I should tell everyone!”

You protest, boldly, standing on the other side of Afton’s desk. Your arms cross in an attempt to assert your dominance in this situation - which is rare. William was usually the one with the upper hand. You were foolish to think otherwise, even now.

There he sat with his sunken frame, slouched in his office chair, hands loosely intertwined in his lap. Brows raised in mocking surprise, almost expecting, as if waiting for you to come to your senses. He stares, and you find yourself stuck for words.

You gulp, hard. Frozen in his icy gaze.

“I mean — you’re lying to our consumers! To your staff - to me! Your names not Steve Raglan ..” Your words drift off, lacking much defence and reason.

“It’s bad for business.”

You continue, proudly, pointing your chin upward. As though that sentence completely justified your debate.

William’s head tilts slightly,

“Since when do you care about business quality, y/n?”

You didn’t care. He knew it, and he knew you all too well. Well enough to know you didn’t give a shit about the business, or anyone else. You were upset about not knowing every little detail about him. You’re obsessed. Needy, he knows. Only the two of you mattered. The secret of your intimacy. The sneaking off, the inappropriate relationship. Now, that? That was bad for business.

“Hm?” He presses, condescendingly, brows raising more while waiting for an answer as he sits forward out of his slouch. His exposed forearms coming to lean against the table.

You’re quiet, already. Defeated.

He sucks on his teeth.

“That’s what I thought.”

He leans back into his chair with an exhale, shaking his head.

“I’ve done some things, y/n.” He confesses, “-bad things.”

You can only stare at him.

He pushes himself out of his chair, eyes remaining pinned to yours. You knew your boss wasn’t a good man, fuck, maybe that’s what drew you to him, but you hadn’t expected this.

“What things?”

“Doesn’t matter.” He cuts you off, stern. Stern enough that you know not to push it any more. You bite your tongue, suddenly feeling small by his towering height. William wasn’t a necessarily attractive man, or at least not for everyone. He was older than you. Much older. But clever, so very clever - and wise. Something about his stability, the way he carried himself. The reassurance he gave you and the praise. You could hardly resist him.

“Had to cover my tracks. Tie up loose ends, do you understand? That’s my business, it’s need to know and you don’t.” His voice, a nasal drawl as he slowly rounded the desk, the pads of his fingers drawing along the old wood as he reached you.

“And I certainly don’t need you,” he pauses, pressing his torso against your back. You can feel the heat of his breath on your neck, his scent, a mix of cheap cologne and tobacco.

“-running your sweet mouth and spilling my secrets.” He continues. You melt against him despite the firmness of his tone. You were a slave to your desires. Only he could make the meanest things sound so indulging.

You hum at the closeness. Trying to remain strong headed despite your vision clouding from the intensity of the lustful haze you had for this man. You weren’t weak, just devoted.

“Turn around, sweetheart.”

You do.

“Do you understand?”

You nod stubbornly. He tuts,

“Use your words, y/n.”

“I understand.”

He shoots you a unsatisfied look.

You sigh, “I understand, sir.”

He smiles then, cockily, knowing he had won this time. His eyes creasing beneath his glasses.

“That’s my girl.” He coos, a warm hand coming to cup your cheek. Your eyes close, savouring the action, leaning into his palm. He was always so busy, so intimacy came slim. A rarity. You learnt to enjoy the small gestures.

The warmth was gone the next second. Opening your eyes to find him returning to his seat. You whined softly, turning to him as he settled back in his chair - instantly going back to his paperwork.

“That’s it?” You plead.

His eyes shot up to you over his glasses. Almost surprised you were still there. He sighs through his nose.

“Tell you what,” he lifts his head to give you his full attention.

“You’ve got the rest of this week to prove you can keep your mouth shut. I wanna trust you, y/n. I can do that, can’t I?”

You nod, “Yes.”

“Yes what?”

“Yes, Mr Afto-“ You stop yourself, realising you’re using his real name, his secret name. He’s glaring.

“-Mr Raglan.” You correct yourself, smiling wearily.

“Much better. Keep that up, and I’ll make up for lost time. I’ll give you what you need.”

You sigh sweetly, nodding. The mere thought of that making your knees weak.

“I won’t let you down, I promise.”

You reassure, shooting him one last smile as you turn and leave.

The week can’t end soon enough.

[v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n]

After watching the Crystmas one shot I’ve been sucked back into riptide by my throat, so I did watch episode 92 without doing any quotes because it was early and I was tired BUT

Episode 93 “Legend Lore” quotes and moments!!

Also if Alphonse dies I’m gonna (remembers suicide jokes only harm myself and those around me) sob into my pillow

THE CONDI INTRO IS KILLING MEEEE

“But with gun you can BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG. And all your problems are solved!! :DD”

Magical sword;”you can’t be serious.”

Gillion;”OH SO NOW YOUVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?”

Brb gonna go sob in my pillow

Earl being fucking FROZEN is so funny

Ollie; “what if- what if instead of making Alphonse the canon, we made Alphonse the ship!”

Jay;”that is an INSANE idea IM IN.”

Jay;”Damn I need to try weed sometime”

Gillion;”THATS YOUR TAKE AWAY FROM TODAY?? Weed kills people 😭😭”

Jay;”I just need to rework the blueprints a bit but…they’re made for this ship so-“

Gillion;”If it doesn’t work…can I be the ship?”

Jay;”Gillion…yeah, yeah you can. You are the ship.”

Gillion;”You’re right you’re right I am the ship I am the ship- I’ve been awake for 48 hours.”

Jay;”Thank you for the kind words that means a lot.”

Griffin;”Like I said, soft and cuddly on the inside.”

Chip;”would it still be the Millennium Chipper…or would it be the Millennium Alphonse?”

Gillion;”Hear me out…the Alphatross”

Gillion;”And then I can be the ship!”

Chip;”Gillion- do you understand what “being the ship” would be?”

Gillion;”Oh yeah,”

Chip;”No arms- no legs? Just-“

Gillion;”Speed. Power. Buoyancy.”

Chip;”BUT YOU WOULDNT HAVE ARMS??”

Ollie;”I have no idea what’s going on :((“

Gillion;”You’d be a good boat”

Ollie;”what. 😟”

Gillion;”I am the boat, the boat is me, I am the boat, the boat is me, to be the boat is to be free”



Chip getting splashed by Queen twirling a mop

Chip;”You widdle or… think about bein’ a boat- goddamnit.”

Chip;”I think Gillion just thought up a new color.”

Gillion;”Gurple. 😇”

Jay;”I mean, it makes sense he’s your grandpa”

Gillion *looks down at Finn’s essentially porn novel*;”I know….thats what I’m worried about 😟”

Chip;”I mean he’s taking a bath with his grandpa I don’t wanna be here for this-“

OMG FINN FINNNNN FINN HES FINALLY HERE

“PEEPAW BE GETTING DOWN” IM SOBBING HELP ME LMAO

Gillion;”I’m sorry I’m not very good with my words, and I don’t know where we are- I just need you to be out there again!” The way I’m gonna start sobbing

NVM APPARENTLY GILLION IS SUPLEXING FINNS SUBCONSCIOUS NO LONGER ON THE VERGE OF TEARS

Drey and Finn Drey and Finn Drey and Finn I love them they’re getting reunited

Gillion;”Does- does that say garble bodarble?”

Gillion;”Sometimes I forget that I can read.”

Gillion;”I call upon the spell that is boss to give us that hot goss”

GODDD THE LORE IS SO LORING ITS SO LORE AGHHHHH

Gillion;”well…that is the most threatening thing I have ever read”

I love how Goobleck just…exists. And Grizzly just lets it happen ITS SO FUNNY

Gillion;”So not…good stuff”

Goobleck;”No very bad!”

Gillion;”…what.”

Gillion;”they all sound fucking COOL AS SHIT but I don’t know who they are :((“

Drey;”I honestly never believed in em’”

Gillion;”That’s my mom you’re talking about. Be nice.”

Gillion and Chip, fish n chips my absolute beloved <33

Ughh I missed these stupid pirates

[dollivication]

💗NON IS BACK AND IVE BROUGHT SPARDA BRAIN ROT!!! we have established icky grandpa Sparda holding you on his thigh, touching places he shouldnt be !! Hes jus so calm and casual about running his big hand up your shirt, up and down your thighs or over the small of your back that even if you DO know better, its hard to push him away !!!

If youre Vergils kid i think he would be jelly..’IM their father, they r MINE’ !! telling grandpapa sparda to BACK OFF but ofc Sparda only laughs at the threat and keeps going. When u visit hes so happy..tea with honey and cookies while u sit in his lap and he spreads your legs <33 if youre good, he’ll fuck you with his fingers (very gently ofc, he doesnt want to hurt his beloved grandchild!!) while kissing the top of ur head and inhaling your scent :33

i THINK if yuu r Dantes kid and dante finds out he would find it funny..even more so if youre the one to tell him, he laughs it off and pats ur back. Silly you!!! Ickiness runs in the family!! Mayb he WOULD be a lil miffed if he finds out his papa got to touch yu like this before him, but i think (Sparda being the family man he is) wouldnt take your virginity from you, thats a privilege reserved for yur daddy!! (Not to say he wont prepare you, gently rubbing along your cunt and rubbing your clit while explaining yu what to expect…)

I think even Icky sparda is still a loving, gentle guy..i think his ickiness would stem more from love and not lust (cough cough DANTE..) !!

— Sorry if this doesnt fit w the mood we got going on here (◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ) 💗NON SIGNING OFF!!!

THIS FIT LITERALLY EVERYTHING WE HAD GOING ON. FRET NOT 💗NON I AM LITERALYH TNDNFNGNHMHRJSJDJC IM TWEAKINGOUT IM TWEAKING

💗non you are my literal flood in a drought INFUCKING LOVE OLD MAN DICK I LOVE SPARDA DICK!!!!! that icky old old man….

sparda is a firm believer in slow & steady wins the race�� epitome of gentle when it comes to his loved 1s he hates rushing into stuff, which obviously he applies to his grandbabies!!!! he’s just soso loving and caring towards you, it almost feels natural for him to be touching you in a way no family member should ૮꒰ ˶> ༝ <˶꒱ა !!! UHGHHGGYOU ARE SOSOSRIGHT 💗NON WE WRE LITERALLY ON THE SAME BRAINWAVE

vergy will be absolutely FLOORED at the fact that his dad is touching HIS kid laik wtf the audacity???…. he is going to be in absolute shambles if you prefer sparda’s way of doing things 2 LMFAO he’s going to be so petty. he’ll fuck you rough to prove himself, and be confused when you go crying to sparda abt how mean he was… and even at his grown ass age his PUNISHMENT will be being forced to watch sparda fuck you with so much tenderness. and he can’t do anything because. that’s his dad…. and sparda says he needs to learn how to treat you properly.. UGGGHHH

DANTE IS MORE RELAXED ABOUT IT YES!!! his literal mindset is “grandpa touches you weirdly?? wtf! it should’ve been me.. (◞‸◟).. anyways dw abt it its normal<3” LMFOAOOSDKF at least you’re getting along with your peepaw!! AND YOURE SO RIGHT ABOUT SPARDA PREPARING YOU TO GET FUCKED BY YOUR DAD!!! OHYMGOSHHSRG

the typa guy to walk you through the whole process of what’s gonna happen.. he knows it can be scary! but he’ll tell you that your dad loves you as much as he does and that it’s something you should look forward to! the language he uses w yew is so careful as well,, all while teasing your slick hole.. SIGHS… (＞人＜;)

icky sparda is still… strangely honorable… he loves his family soso mauch he thinks it’s completely okay to show it in unique ways tew :3 even encourages his family to not exactly fuck each other but make love do you get what i mean… idk he’s as icky as he is as proud of everywan HELEOFG

[cyberdragoninfinity]

Aporia for the ask meme!

LOVE OF MY LIFEEEEEE

Why I like them/why I don’t: ive made 32482389 posts about him but Aporia is just genuinely such a fantastic character and NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HIM BECAUSE HE'S WAY IN THE BACK OF 5DS AND HALF OF HIS DUELS DIDNT GET DUBBED!! GAAAAHHH hes my wife my babygirl i will be the CEO of Aporia if no one else will this angelic werelion robot is so cool and so sad and just such a stellar baddie. he's sexy also. who said that.

What I like about their appearance: he truly has one of the most batshit bonkers yugioh character designs and it RULES!! HE'S GOT BIG OL WEREWOLF CLAWS AND FANGS AND A SICK METAL HALO AND NOBODY CARES BUT I DO. I DO!!!!!!!!!!! i need to make my dissertation post about Why I Think Aporia Looks Like That cuz i have my theories. but also monster robot cool as hell

Do I prefer their dub names or original names?: it's the same in both and i like a lot <3 i do think i like the Emperors' dub names a smidge more though. Primo as a name is just. so perfect.

OTP: accidentally fucked around and because the guy who has An Associated Nicheship but the sun could be swallowing up the earth and i would still be shrieking and howling about zoneporia. i love divorce.

NOTP: why is aporia/leo a ship on the 5ds shipping list. im going to kill you.

OT3: more like OT4!!!! ILIASTER PEEPAW POLYCULE OLD FRIENDS SENIOR APOCALYPSE SURVIVOR SANCTUARY REAL AND TRUE TO MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Favourite card they use: IT'S SO HARD TO PICKKKKKK I LOVE MY MEKLORDS. chaos infinity as like. a Card mechanics-wise kind of sucks but i love it a lot, i need a site where i use chaosinfinity as my username. I also really like Afterglow of course, and Meklord Astro Dragon Asterisk <3 Fucked Up Weird Wyrm <33

Favourite moment they were in: The Afterglow Gambit (of course), but especially right before that, when Aporia slowly moved all of his normal sized cards to his graveyard one at a time in his fuckoff big claws. THE "oh i think i might be obsessed with this guy" moment of all time for me

Least favourite moment: the dub's "ending" where aporia just CRASHES INTO THE OCEAN AND DIES AND THAT'S IT!!!! SHOW'S OVER!!!! *punching the floor getting mad about my favorite 5ds duels not getting dubbed again*

Something I associate with the character: mythical lions, especially of the 'composite animal' variety (sphinxes, manticores, chimeras especially)

Would I fuck, marry or kill them: coughs. ok i will leave this question in just for this one. since aporia is 50 or 80 or 38323 years old. anyway last month was the 2nd anniversary of the night something happened to me and i became inflicted with lust for an anime man. god bless

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

okay okay okay so i just watched the pbs great performances hamlet and it was. SO GOOD. oh my god. here are my many, many thoughts:

- the singing starting the show is fucking amazing

- the opening funeral scene and then the transition to the wedding goes so hard

- ophelia’s song having lines from hamlet’s letters to her .. …

- this polonius casting is GOD TIER like yeah. that’s what he looks like. that’s correct.

- i don’t like that they cut the opening ghost scene :/

- omg this horatio <33 i love him sm

- horatio’s black nail polish is everything to me

- ophelia is so hot oh my god

- i love a production that plays up the sibling dynamic between ophelia and laertes

- on that note, ophelia and laertes making fun of polonious is always so fun

- the modern aspects with masks and stuff are so interesting

- the ghost possessing hamlet???? oh my god i’m obsessed why have i never seen that done before

- the actor rolling his eyes back so that you only see the whites of his eyes while he’s possessed is so fucking cool

- i love productions that have hamlet cut his hand on his sword idk why i just do

- also horatio not even hesitating to cut his own hand? i’m insane

- ah fuck,,,, hamlet and horatio grasping each others bloody hands… horatio clasping hamlet’s hand with both his hands,, i’m unwell 😭

- gertrude and claudius being super horny for each other always makes me so uncomfortable

- these ros and guil costumes are great

- big fan of productions that make claudius be super charismatic it’s always such an interesting choice

- god this polonious is so good, he’s so fucking funny

- i love hamlet’s rings <3

- hamlet taking a selfie with the stacie abrams poster is crazy

- hamlet’s personalized handshakes with ros and guil are so cute

- it’s interesting that it’s fully set in america and that all the lines referencing denmark were cut out/changed

- i’m trying to figure out what hamlet was reading but i can’t and it’s driving me crazy 😩

- hamlet smacking polonious on the ass was crazy

- god i love a production that leans into the comedic aspects of this play,, it may be shakespeare’s most famous tragedy but it’s also funny as fuck sometimes

- the incorporation of singing/rapping throughout the show is so good

- also polonious as the one white guy in the room being like. ‘erm actually i don’t like the rapping 🤓☝️’ ,,, stfu man

- i need to know who wrote the lyrics for these songs bc they’re so good and they incorporate the original text so well

- fucking hell man,, his to be or not to be was amazing

- the “where’s your father” moment was so good

- oh my god horatio’s costume change,, the pink suit,,, i love him :’)

- i wish productions didn’t cut down the passions slave speech as much as they tend to do :/

- god ophelia’s dress is GORGEOUS

- polonious being the only one wearing a mask was wild but also so real (as someone who has often been the only person masked in a room)

- god this claudius is really good i appreciate the depth he brings to the role

- hmm interesting place for an intermission idk how i feel about this

- polonious in comfy clothing,, rest in peace peepaw 😭🫡

- polonious’ body lying on the bed during the entire closet scene is so fucked

- sometimes i wish i didn’t know this play so well so i could watch adaptions without noticing every single line they leave out,,,

- jfc,, hamlet wiping the blood off his knife onto the bedsheets,,,

- gertrude not hugging claudius back 👀

- claudius punching hamlet >:(

- idk how i feel about the decision to make ros and guil know about hamlet being sent to his death

- let’s be honest i’m mostly here for solea pfeiffer’s portrayal of ophelia’s madness

- the running makeup and the messy hair. YES.

- i hate that i have a certain melody to ophelia’s songs in my head so when i hear other versions with different melodies i’m like. hmm. incorrect.

- holy fuck she’s so incredible… the ophelia ever oh my god

- YESSSS INCLUSION OF THE HORATIO LETTER SCENE FUCK YEAH (i hate when adaptations don’t include this scene)

- horatio is reading the letter like omg pirates my boyfriend is so cool

- it’s always so funny to me that claudius and laertes make a plan, a backup plan, and a backup backup plan for killing hamlet and it still backfires and kills them both (i mean it does also work to kill hamlet. but still.)

- the portrait of king hamlet watching the entire show goes so hard

- this gravedigger is so amazing i’m obsessed

- ugh 😭 the singers singing the same song at ophelia’s funeral as at the king’s 😩

- oh FUCK ophelia coming out at her funeral.. the watery lighting… i’m going insane

- horatio holding hamlet and comforting him :(

- laertes apparently being able to see the ghost of ophelia makes him as a narrative foil to hamlet all the more juicy

- the eat a crocodile line is always so random lmao

- aw fuck…. laertes singing really got me… :(

- oh my GOD this osric is so fucking funny

- lmao osric beefing with horatio

- horatio in the background of the fencing match cheering on hamlet <3

- claudius standing and rubbing gertrude’s shoulders knowing she’s about to die :( this isn’t fair i’m not allowed to be emo about them

- hamlet offering laertes the sword and then laertes stabbing him with it,,,

- gertrude’s realization of what happened right before she dies was so good

- claudius cutting his own hand on the sword was a powerful choice

- it’s always funny to me when productions completely cut out the fortinbras plotline

- horatio catching hamlet as he falls :(

- horatio singing to hamlet after he dies… i am so incredibly unwell 😭😭

- THE GHOST WAS VOICED BY SAMUEL L. JACKSON?!?? crazy.

overall, amazing production. i loved the musical elements. definitely my favorite ophelia and polonius i’ve seen, possibly my favorite laertes and claudius as well. the hamlet/horatio relationship wasn’t quite as prominent as i would’ve liked it to be, but it was still really great, and i enjoyed analyzing all the little moments they did have.

[ddejavvu]

meiii my lovely, I haven't been on here much lately but I thought about you today and just wanted to say hii and ily and I promise to be back to annoying you with peepaw thoughts soon <33

hi sweet thing don't worry about your absence!!! i miss you bunches but i know you're busy and you've got a lot going on in your life! take your time and come back when it won't be a burden for you lovely <33 and please i just watched peepaw LAST NIGHT and he was so juicy and delicious we def need to chat and giggle about him whenever we have the chance <3

[kurooisant]

AHHH HIII 😭😭 I heard u wanted more michael reqs and I'm honestly too lazy to write these ideas I had 💀 this is long m sorry

so maybe one where michael is kinda like the nerd shy kid and the reader is the bad "boy" (though ofc they don't have to be a boy lmao) so basically its the bad boy meets good girl trope reversed (kinda mid imo unless you add something spicy or smth)

OMG I JUST HAD A GOOD ONE

I'm gnna give it to u bc I love ur writing <33 so like reader is the kid of a rival diner to fazbear's and its kinda like a enemies to lovers??? idk I can elaborate on it more if you want me to but 😭 I feel like it could be good as a series or a standalone (i'll totally steal this idea back if you don't wanna write it) this could also work with peepaw and reader can be of age and still the rival's kid or reader IS the rival

and the last one I kinda thought of rn too is just a little short fanfic idea where  reader and michael fall in love over time while in a lil garage band 😩😩

OMG THANK YOU AGHHG (also i love your writing as well ahhhgfjdgh) i might turn the second one into a series BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SO INTERESTING HELP HAH first one might turn into a hc thingy 🤞 and the last one i'll make into a drabble LOL

BUT AGAIN TYSM OMG I NEEDED IDEAS <33