#they live in my brain so incredibly rent free 😔

[hiding-under-the-willow]

And maybe this is killing part of me But it ain't called love without a littlе tragedy

[unlikelypandahologram]

Reasons to ship every single version of MegOP

since Very Dumb Discourse™ exists about whether or not certain versions of this ship are valid, this is going to be THE most positive post about all versions of MegOP. refer back to this post for reasons to ship your favorite version of MegOP if anyone gets weird about it with you. now let us begin!!

G1: goofy '80s faction dads fighting each other in a denny's parking lot every week LET'S GOOO, that shit is fun as fuck. orion pax also totally had a celeb crush on megatron before megatron ruined that and shot him and his pals 😔 and there's a lot of angst you can add with megatron becoming galvatron and optimus coming back to life to see how much he's changed!

BW: it's the sheer fucking comedy gold factor of a newly minted college graduate and a terrorist dinosaur IMMEDIATELY singling each other out on a prehistoric rock and deciding to call their daily gang slap-fights the BEAST WARS, what iconic drama queens LMAOOOO. also, megatron made his final body in BM look like optimal optimus SPECIFICALLY to fuck with him, and that's just...incredible

UT: the fact that megatron CANONICALLY acted like a grieving widower over optimus after he died in armada is. amazing. never forget their absolutely insane obsession with each other that they can never EVER give up on played a direct part in unicron nearly ending the world <3

Bayverse: this is the one continuity of all fucking things that gave us the lore about megatron being prime's lord high protector. absolute galaxy brain writing from the tie-in comics. also these two would ABSOLUTELY have the messiest, nastiest, most brutal hate sex imaginable, and that's beautiful. <3

Animated: optimus being a rookie washout underdog and megatron being a super scary much older warlord is a really interesting and underrated fresh take on their dynamic! lots of fun to be had with exploring what their relationship would be like after megatron finally acknowledged him as his archnemesis, lol. also...age AND size difference ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Prime: do i even need to say anything, i'm pretty sure that one flashback still of orion and megatronus being friends is responsible for birthing a million shippers for this pairing alone LMAOOOO. the bitter ex-boyfriends energy was TRULY off the charts in this show, it's a damn shame megatron never appeared in RID15

Cyberverse: same bitter ex-boyfriends energy but this time with dates at maccadams. megatron also dies encouraging optimus to beat the unhinged alternate dimension megs AAHH THE ANGST

IDW1: they're both depressed gay war criminals in this one who CONSTANTLY live in each other's heads rent-free and that's amazing, lmfao. also, megatron becoming an autobot means this is one of the VERY FEW continuities where it's not nigh impossible to figure out a way to give these two a happy ending together in fanon

IDW2: space date space date SPACE DATE. they were falling together and everything. megatron also LITERALLY tells optimus to open himself to him...to give him the matrix...yeah megs my dude i'm sure that's the ONLY thing you wanted from optimus "opening" himself. toootally positive, lol

G1 Marvel: megatron was SUPER fucking pissed and weird as shit about the time optimus died over a video game. it counts

Dreamwave: their first fight had megatron urging optimus to join him AND they disappeared together in a space bridge explosion once which is like, a fanfic-esque setup for them to be alone. also i'm pretty sure this is the continuity where optimus accidentally gave megatron a lobotomy, so...uh...potential for angst is to be had

SG: mirror universe!! evil crazy villain optimus with noble goody-goody hero megatron has so much potential for absolute chaos. bonus if you also bring in the normal versions somehow through multiverse shenanigans <3

KP: the only way this version of prime can redeem himself from the creepy underage human girl bullshit is if he gets a good hard dicking from megatron. next

Prime Wars: huge "ex-husbands go on a road trip with their disgruntled daughter" energy here. megatron also LITERALLY says "oh optimus, if only you could see me now" <3

Earthspark: again...need i say why? they're pals and working together from the get-go, what's not to ship??

Skybound: optimus literally wears megatron's arm. truly beautiful <3

TF One: it's not out yet but give it time. the entire movie is going to be about orion and d-16 being madly in love and tragically breaking up, baby!!

[zzencat]

Hii, can I know which Kpop idol my future partner/husband most resembles and I don't even know if it's possible to know from tarot cards, but I would like to know what is the academic status of my future husband? Meaning how educated are they??

🍭🔮🤎, ♑, SS

Thank you 🐭

Sending you lots of blessings and love 💕

hi SS!! i love that kind of question it’s interesting af hahah thanks for sending it in!! it’s pretty long but count it as your morning newspaper or bedtime story:

kpop idols your future partner/husband resembles (personality):

has leadership qualities and spends a lot of time alone

might be gullible or spends a lot of time browsing shopping catalogs (most of the time for retail therapy), falls in the rabbit hole of “oh that looks interesting too…and this one…hmm, do i need that one? i might need it…maybe…oh but this one-“ you get my point hahaha

^ but they have an innocence to it. like naiveness to things like that. they’re incredibly open minded, which pulls me more toward the possibility that they could be a leader of something

this person should remind you of an old friend, a very home-y and comfortable vibe — a person that would do anything and everything for you

like the leaders that engage with fans on their lives and get shy-ish easily

action oriented!! bro is productive af and creative. workaholic too

daddy vibes

this person…works wayyyyyyy too hard. they’re very hard on themselves and never rests. it’s like they have this never ending ambition to chase their dreams and goals, pursue their creative desires—it really sucks bc everyone can see it, how they’re trapping themselves in a cage that only they can get out of. if you tell them to take a break, they’ll look at you with bloodshot eyes (after like what, 2 hours of sleep for 3 days?) and a bright smile and they’ll be like “nah, im not even tired! i still have more to finish!” but in an optimistic voice still. they never wanna see you worry for them, but inevitably, you do. anyone with or without a brain can see how much heart they put into their work. 😔

and there’s a lion on my strength card —> could have prominent leo placements? but also lions are often called “king of the jungle” -> leader/leadership skills. they’re very strong people and don’t give up in the face of adversity. they stay strong in order to protect the team as well

i think they also romanticize the idea of how love is supposed to be so they’re are naive to it. they’ll get their heart broken easily and might get confused or thrown off guard when a conflict arises, and then they’ll try to win back the other person (which, let’s just assume is the toxic one for example). they’ll fall into this abyss of overthinking and feeding themselves negative thoughts — but that also leads us to another thing: they’re very prone to taking criticism to heart.

^^ relating to this point of the ceaseless abyss of ideas, they’re very introspective people. they often reflect on their actions and see what they can improve on. people who criticize them can’t even compare to this person’s own demons, living in the mind rent free. even though these people are extremely thoughtful and considerate of literally EVERYTHING that they do, they are very very veryyyy perfectionistic and negatively affect their self esteem. it’s a terrible cycle, and they might not ever take in a single compliment that they receive seriously, because they’ve been put in a position of too much responsibility, knowing how to decide for everyone else, except for themselves. (leads to lack of knowing your own boundaries and limits)

chances are this person has a younger sibling(s) and they’re the oldest, so maybe they felt a need to protect the people they love (esp in an abusive household)

this person throws themselves in the middle of the crossfire bc they’re like a shield with the mindset “if you’re gonna attack anyone, attack me” 😮‍💨

DOES NOT accept help easily. believes that they can do it themselves and don’t want to burden other people. (this is super frustrating tho)

some examples (male): rapmon from bts (damn i feel so old calling him that…used to call him that back in like 2016 omg), but like rapmon from the old days, not recent years; bang chan (skz), he gave me the most vibes; mark lee (nct) kept appearing in my head randomly when i first started reading your ask but i can totally see it; taeyong (nct. but not all qualities listed above), scoups (svt); hyunjae (the boyz. he’s not the leader but he displays a lot of leadership skills. i’d say a big difference is that he has wayyy better self esteem and is good at setting boundaries for himself and others)

academic status:

pretty unclear. they make a lot of money, but they either have gone to school (small hunch: had a prestigious/wealthy or nonconventional schooling, maybe even homeschooling) for only as much as they needed before leaving to start some kind of business venture before returning to school way LATER on OR they did enough to take over a family business. either way, family is involved in their continuing or discontinuing of school, but they’re apparently wealthy so they have no big worries about your fs’s job. something huge happened and the family was blessed with a sudden influx of money. whatever their education is, they have a lot of money at the moment as backup.

thank you for waiting so patiently!! i hope this clarifies things for ya :)

[inthedarkofficial]

Thinking about when my last therapist asked me what I found physically attractive and she'd already been so "I can't help you until you're dating someone" and "so you think you're bisexual" at me (for context: I was 25 at this point and had been out for 13 years and I'd only mentioned that to her for context when talking about an ex-girlfriend) that I really didn't want to get into anything like "well actually the thing I find most attractive is when someone is incredibly passionate about something and incredibly skilled at that thing" or god forbid "honestly people become more attractive to me after I've got to know them well and I've developed a strong friendship with them", so I just gave a generic answer of "well, I like dark hair and dark eyes" (which is not untrue! that's a general trend and definitely things I find aesthetically attractive! but they're not... y'know... top of my list of attractive traits or in any way deal breakers) and before I could expand or even like say a third thing she gave me this really pitying look and went, "Oh, so the opposite of yourself 😔" and I just... I was in my pastel pink hair phase. It was very obviously a fucking chosen colour, and I had told her I liked dying my hair because she had commented on it before, so I don't know where the hell that psychonalysis was coming from. Frankly, I find people who dye their hair or enjoy changing things like hairstyle up frequently attractive because it's a common interest, and that aside, my natural hair colour isn't super dark, but I am brunette, which was obvious because my roots were showing. (As for eyes, I do have blue eyes, but they're not ice blue, my former housemate thought I had brown eyes for the first, like, four years that we knew each other so they're not the lightest shade in the world.)

I am going to be stuck on "oh, the opposite of yourself" as an "I've connected two dots" "you didn't connect shit" moment for the rest of my life. I don't know what the point of this post was, just like... my hair is dark violet at the moment and every time I'm doing it my brain goes "learning to love yourself 😌" or some shit, like it was such a stupid fucking moment, it lives rent free in my brain.

[thekidsarentalright]

it’s one of the toughest matchups i could think of!! i’ve debated this a Lot and my answer changes day to day but i think save rock & roll bc it ends the album on such a hopeful note and it’s linked to a lot of rlly good memories for me <3 also i’m a music nerd so the key change at the end like… fixed something in my brain the first time i heard it 😭 i was kinda dancing and when the key changed i like. jumped out of happiness and accidentally pulled my earbuds out lmaooo… a core memory for sure!! (even tho i had to rewind bc i missed a few seconds after that 😔)

what a catch gets points for being one of the most soul destroying songs Ever so i absolutely see where ur coming from! such a beautiful song and especially after the hiatus, knowing they made it through and came back 😭

also v unrelated and i’ll probably send another thing abt this when i’m less sleepy, but that patrick video has been living in my mind rent free lmao <3

- 🧋 anon

those are SUCH fair reasons to pick srar over what a catch like. having such a strong memory tied to a song makes it Difficult to ever Not love the song!! i also do think it is such a perfect way to close the album, and i'm weak to a key change too tbh dfhskfj depending on the day i feel like i could pick srar too honestly...

yesss god what a catch has so much more importance and weight post-hiatus, i think!! like. idk i think too much about it and it makes me soooo emotional just how much of a promise it was from pete to patrick and the band and the fans and like. tears my heart up Every Time!!

fkjdfhskj no literally same that patrick video. he is so. i would pay all the money in the world to be able to just sit quietly in the studio w him, watching him do his thing like. it would be so incredible!!! also im SO curious about the song playing in the trumpet clip lmao let me hear it fobbbbbbb