#they literally think theres a super powerful demon that takes over ppls minds and makes them gay
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sorry but i think if youre making protest signs or wearing a shirt or whatever that associates lgbt people or abortion with satanism you are stupid as fuck
#like youre free to express urself however u want#but going to a counter protest with a sign that says SATAN LOVES ABORTIONS or whatever like. do you think ur helping#its always the ppl w huge egos and a saviour complex who dont understand how their 'satan respects pronouns' pin is not#helpingggggg.#and not because of respectability politics. i wish more quirky neopagans understood that the average american fundamentalist is genuinely#terrified of satan. they believe satan is real and has magic powers. like its not an ideological war to them#they literally think theres a super powerful demon that takes over ppls minds and makes them gay#i dont think you need to PANDER to them at all but i think its a very dumb idea to be hyping up the emotions of a group of#powerful reactionaries with guns#especially with abortions youre going to have people in that environment and either theyre mentally not religious but are trapped there#or they genuinely believe it#who will end up seeking abortions#and youre worsening the emotional turmoil and guilt and fear of that for them
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glenn?
ANON YOU FUNKY LITTLE BEAST I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WOULD DIE FOR YOU
Full Name: Glenn! no last name bc. hes Demon Gender and Sexuality: He doesn’t have a gender really, but most often goes with male ! he’s also gay Pronouns: he/him !! Ethnicity/Species: he’s like. a minor demon, he’s got himself some cool black dragonfly-style wings that he has literally never used bc hes a Bitch and teleports everywhere instead,,, no solid ethnicity As Usual but he looks like someone from southern asia !! dark hair, dark eyes, dark skin (and this is NOT bc hes a demon i can promise u that,,,) Birthplace and Birthdate: glenn used to be a tax collector !! born in a place that was starting to turn into a ghost town, died because of poison (hehe can u see how. he and emily are connected)Guilty Pleasures: no guilty pleasures for him. theyre not guilty at all, theyre just pleasures to him (except for hank. heehee)Phobias: he’s afraid of his friends disappearing, he doesn’t have many so he feels really strongly about the few he does have and also hes afraid of spiders ! glenn also gets really worried about cactus juice even tho its like. an actual drink bc he was poisoned while drinking that so bad memories yknow What They Would Be Famous For: he’d be very infamous for a lot of things like fuckin Killing your ass and also stealing from bars and shit. famous for being a shitheadWhat They Would Get Arrested For: theres a whole laundry list for things hoo boi but. murder, manslaughter, theft, tax fraud are the first couple that come to mind reallyOC You Ship Them With: definitely hank. theyve got like. a kind of constant sexual tension about them but they also care deeply about each other and would do anything for the other. theyre the Dumbass ride or die friends while emily looks on from the side with murder in her eyes. they enable each other but also trust each other so much that at one point glenn shot an arrow off of hanks head like william tell bc they were short on cash and hank wouldnt let glenn make money bc “it would ruin our already shit economy, glenn, you fucking dumbass” also they constantly do Soft things like. nap on each other while emily looks into the camera like shes on the officeOC Most Likely To Murder Them: emily is always ready to whoop glenns ass. hes a Dumbass on main. also like the japanese family coming after their ass too ig Favorite Movie/Book Genre: he likes romance novels and those “true ghost stories” that are obviously fake. also reads a bunch of those christian novels and laughs at depictions of demons and also loves sci fi movies (or would if he lived in our time yknow)Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: he doesnt like action movies all that much, he thinks its cool but doesnt really care for it. he also hated the star wars scene with “i am your father” so make of that what you willTalents and/or Powers: talented at being a little Bitch. hes really accurate with pretty much any kinda weapon and also is good at talking. hes a smooth talker. uhh as for his powers, he’s got a similar kind of magic to emily !! its a kind of magic that can be shaped to pretty much whatever he needs within reason, and he has a limited reservoir of it. however, unlike emily, he can siphon off other’s magic to increase his own beyond his limit. he’ll start glowing if he takes in too much magic tho. when running out of energy, unlike emily, he’ll suffer physical drawbacks. if he gets too low, he’ll start to feel sick and his coordination will suffer. if he uses it all up, he’ll just fuckin conk out and recharge. emily at least always has a little bit of residue left over to pop herself into a safe place to recharge, but glenn HAS to recharge instantly bc his body is kinda. dependent on it so it just kinda shuts down to recharge. his magic is a blue color, opposite to emily’s red hehe. uhhh he uses it for helping the aim of his arrows, and he always has a slight “sighting” overlay on his eyes during battle! he has mainly defensive magic, he can make a “shield” for someone that can take a couple hits before it breaks (his shielding is MUCH stronger than emily’s lmao) and can use healing magic effectively. in this universe, if you’re not “used” to someone’s healing magic and they try to heal you, your body will experience a huge outburst of pain while it gets used to the new magic. thanks to his years of practice, that pain outburst is lessened decently,, he’s used up all his magic more than once for hank and it fucked him up but thats how it be sometimes when ur a fool in love. his magic has been told to feel like water when it heals u !! he really does not use it much for fighting besides accuracy help, he’s not super into fighting but he does enjoy it when it’s necessary. hes the sniper/assasin of the team !! he uses arrows (that dont replenish sadly, it’s much harder to make that happen over like. bullets) and small daggers for defense if someone happens to get too close. overall, not too strong of a fighter-magic type, suffers physical repurcussions if he overuses his magic, heavily based in defense/healing, and also can teleport randomly/get summoned with a summoning circle. Why Someone Might Love Them: hes fun to be around !! very caring if he lets you in, hes really into small gestures of intimacy that are vy nice. also hes Cool and Hot. glenn is very much ride and die with people who he trusts so he’ll basically do anything for youWhy Someone Might Hate Them: hes impulsive and often drags people into his struggles. also, he gets angry pretty easily (he also cools down pretty fast tho). he doesnt like to talk about his emotions too often ? which can definitely get frustrating. he can be a real asshole sometimes and doesnt say sorry oftenHow They Change: he starts to have actual friends and cares for people, and becomes less of an asshole. hank and emily yell at him so he starts to say sorry more often,,, and he kinda falls in love ho hoWhy You Love Them: hes a good boy ! hes mischievous but so soft with people he likes. hes got a kinda fucked up past and when hes vulnerable hes REALLY fucked up so its cute to see him relying on ppl. hes chaotic good i love him
AGAIN, ANON I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME. I LOVE MY OCS !!!! (and he, hank, and emilhy are all part of the same universe hehe)
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