#they like corn dogs

[thechibilitwick]

the shidoulings are mentally sick in the head and

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.

[stickkitty]

They loaf

Edit: I forgot Hangman’s head isn’t fully drawn so I changed it

[tatos-stick-pile]

In honor of him winning 2nd place

SERIOUSLY HOW

This man beat the chosen one HOW THE FUC

[critterpdf]

redrawing silly images w ur sona is actually so fun why did i not know this........

[breadandblankets]

Duke’s early vigilante days are so funny, because whenever he interacts with a criminal Batman is behind him staring the criminal down like “you better be fucking intimidated by my precious little boy”

I also believe that this happens whenever Hal and Duke interact because anyone who has met Duke can see he qualifies for a ring and Bruce does not want to have to share custody with the Lanterns

Oh yeah cursed wheel arc to me is Bruce pretending So Hard that he's not there and just like supporting Duke and his detective abilities

(^•⁠_•^⁠) =^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^=

Duke is extremely lucky he's not in a reverse Robin au because if he had to be one of the first heros after Batman?? In those colors??? He would get laughed at, thankfully two-ish decades of Robin has trained crooks to be Very Scared of people in bright colors next to the bat and Duke is all together, one of the gentler robins ever (his anger is very focused, he doesn't have a lot of the General Anger that is symptomatic of being age 10-15, he's angry of course, who isn't, but idk I think because of his background and personality he is smart enough to focus it productively)

Bruce and Hal beefing over Duke is a Favorite headcanon for me, everything after his metahuman bar mitzvah is, can be, and Should be a clusterfuck

Hal and Bruce are like a divorced couple with Duke they're throwing money (Bruce) and experiences (mostly Hal) at him (like any of this really makes up for Duke not having his actual parents ;-;)

Divorced dad guilt is a Hell of a drug

[0xochitlsketches0]

As the poets say, You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round~ ✨

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

i think the most annoying part of dog food discourse is how many people will act as though proplan/hill’s/Royal canin diets aren’t extremely and prohibitively expensive and that THAT is the reason so many people look into healthy alternatives.

People complain about corn being in the first five ingredients on most of those feeds because, regardless of other factors here, that is not an expensive ingredient. But it makes up a large chunk of the dry food. So the dry food should be fairly affordable, right?

Oh… with tax you’re spending about $100 for one 45lb bag of food where the third ingredient is wheat and the fourth and fifth ingredients are corn.

Oh… well! It’s slightly cheaper! But the second ingredient is rice, third is wheat, fourth is corn, and then fifth is poultry byproduct. None of those are very expensive so this just must be the low end cost of dog food unfortunately. The vets recommend it so surely that means prices aren’t inflated, right?

Oh? This one has similar ingredients with the only real difference being no corn? And it’s half the price?? Well surely that’s just a fluke.

Oh. Oh no.

This one even has CORN in it and it’s $20 cheaper?? Wow!

Like listen at some point I don’t care if your dog food has the ichor of the gods in it, I’m not spending $100 every five days if there are cheaper options with just as many “good” ingredients in it. If you think I’m a dog abuser because I can’t afford this overpriced garbage, that’s too bad. I don’t care. My dogs are perfectly healthy with the food I give them. Great weight and great coat. People giving dog food recommendations that aren’t those top three hyper-expensive dog foods aren’t trying to epic own those dastardly vets half the time, but I really don’t blame the ones who do lose trust in vets when the only heartworm protection they recommend lately are expensive triple-action brands like Simparica Trio that costs $120+ as opposed to the other heartworm protections that are only about $40-$60 on average, which is still cheaper even if you add on a $20-$40 flea and tick protection separately, and only recommend dog food that costs $85+ a bag even if your dog doesn’t have specialized dietary needs.

Those top three foods are GREAT at making competent prescription diets, I don’t deny that. I do still have to criticize the pricing of those prescription diets though because I have spoken to DOZENS of people who had to pull their pets off of a prescription diet and struggle to find something comparable because they couldn’t afford the food, and that’s terrible! These are not poor companies! Purina, Royal Canin, and Hill’s can ABSOLUTELY afford to lower their prices to make their food accessible to people who need it for their animals but they don’t. They probably never will. Because at the core they are run by greedy corporations. It doesn’t matter how many good nutritionists are on board if the company is run by people who put profits over customers and make the food impossible for people to afford.

[lowpawly]

i like to make makima as freakishly pale as possible. himeno to the right for comparison

[hottdoggblogg]

[squig-s]

#TeamCorndog for the win

Also I’m crying because… royals know 😭❤️

[amethystsoda]

Making sure to dress extra cutesy to ward off boring ppl!! 😊💗

[gurggggleburgle]

i can't stress enough the visual comedy of a 30 something odd man of 5'10ft something crawling around on all fours and hiding in rice barrels and under the bed or the porch or whatever. I genuinely wish Gu Mang was taller for the sheer joy I would get watching this man physics his way into cat sized spaces. As someone who regularly sees someone irl of well over 6ft you reach a point and also age where body doesn't bend or move like that despite the fact you're not even old. Just long. Tallness does something to people. Imagine watching that much leg force itself out from under the bed.

And then I just remember he's past his twenties by a few miles and I just imagine his kneecaps and how shit they must be. I know this is a fantasy cultivation novel and that shit makes aging weird but nothing is funnier to me than: my feral and yet geriatric rescue dog boyfriend with his assortment of war crimes and vitamin supplements we sneak into his food when he isn't looking.

[luimagines]

I want to hand them modern food so badly and watch them lose their minds, like handing them carnival/fair foods cotton candy and half of them get sugar high, or like funnel cakes, nachos, and corn dogs. It might kill warriors or time 😭

Don't bring up the energy drink war. XD

That has history here.

[i3utterflyeffect]

my bestie and i have an idea of, like, the Avast chest thingie putting Chosen into some sort of stasis, as a solution to the 'how did Chosen not starve to death while trapped as a slave for 5 years if they have to eat', which could potentially also be a solution for untitled, i guess?

man..... that would suck for them though........ Untitled is probably so relieved when they find food though

[angelstrawbabie420]

whydo i keep having dreams of meeting snoop dogg 😭