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the shidoulings are mentally sick in the head and
#milgram#milgram fanart#shidou kirisaki#kazui mukuhara#not tagging 0507 but it's there if you squint#wait no i am actually#0507#kazushidou#they are their own species nowâŚ.#shidoulingsâŚ.#they spawn from 0507 love#they can multiply by eating#they like corn dogs#they skitter around like little insects#they trip and fall and squirm#they are non violent creatures#unless it's among themselves then they'll fight#kazui is reconsidering his life choices#itâs no longer a matter of feeling shame for being gay itâs now âshould i really be in a relationship that defies the laws of natureâ#theyâre like pikmin but without the cute noises#they just stare at you without a single thought in their tiny heads#amane hates them#she puts them in containers#catches them like this -> đޤ#debating whether she actually kills them#oh yeah thank you for discussing this with me lee this was very important#canât believe i went and made milgram shidou cryptid au all because of a shitpost i drew#chibi's art/rkgk
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Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.
#Fear and Hunger#D'arce Cataliss#Cahara#Ragnvaldr#Enki Ankarian#Unlike Dungeon Meshi - I cannot in good faith recommend this game to a broad audience.#My background with F&H goes as follows: I am hanging out with a friend. He says âhey try this game I've been playing.â I say âOkay!â#I have never heard of this game. I pick the mercenary. I go through 5 min of character history and background. I am mauled to death by dogs#It took me 4 resets to even get in the dungeon. But I finally get there. I am caught by a guard. He cuts off all but one of my limbs#I am forced to crawl around in a blood and corpse pit until the game tells me 'give up idiot'.#I reset. I am mauled by dogs again. I realize this is not for me but I am intrigued enough to go home and watch some playthroughs#And WOW what an interesting game it is! I really do appreciate games that blend their design philosophy with the theme it wants to set#This is a game about fear and hunger. And persevering. And penis (my god is there a lot of penis)#I recommend this to people who like extremely challenging games and can handle the many *content warnings* within this series#If the idea of Bloodborne/eldenring and undertale having a little RPG maker baby sounds appealing to you - give it a shot#It's made by ONE GUY and it's a great horror game. I am just really bad at it.#My friends just enjoy putting me in situations where I scream and yell. We don't talk about the corn mazes. Or the other horror game nights#Apparently I'm funny when I'm Scared!#As people who follow me on twitter might know; I am deep in the pits of this series right now. I will be back with more art.
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They loaf
Edit: I forgot Hangmanâs head isnât fully drawn so I changed it
#honestly the hazard one is kinda cursed#animator vs animation#Alan Becker#stickkittyart#avavm#animation vs minecraft#ava mercenaries#ava tco#Ava Tsc#Ava tdl#ava victim#alanbecker#ava red#Ava yellow#Ava blue#Ava green#avm gold#avm king orange#avm cobalt#Ava corn dog guy#corn dog guy#stick!alan#Ava hangman#I HC sticks like to loaf#I think it would just be so cute
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In honor of him winning 2nd place
SERIOUSLY HOW
This man beat the chosen one HOW THE FUC
#animator vs animation#ava#alan becker#anim vs#doobles#ava corn dog guy#HOW DID HE WIN#HE ONLY HAD A FEW SHORTS#LiKE 3#HOW#BUT RHINK OF THE PUBLICITY FOR HIM NOW
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redrawing silly images w ur sona is actually so fun why did i not know this........
#this was a cool down doodle that got out of hand lmaoooo#my art#art.pdf#seal sona#seal#seal furry#fursona#furry#furry art#meme redraw#i dont like fish. so. corn dog#yes i have a seal sona while being afraid of open water & hating fish taste#what of it.#scheduled this last night after finishing it lmaoooo#sona: oat#cw eye strain#to be safe. this one isnt as eye strainy as usual
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Dukeâs early vigilante days are so funny, because whenever he interacts with a criminal Batman is behind him staring the criminal down like âyou better be fucking intimidated by my precious little boyâ
I also believe that this happens whenever Hal and Duke interact because anyone who has met Duke can see he qualifies for a ring and Bruce does not want to have to share custody with the Lanterns
Oh yeah cursed wheel arc to me is Bruce pretending So Hard that he's not there and just like supporting Duke and his detective abilities
(^â˘â _â˘^â ) =^â â˘â ďťâ â˘â ^=
Duke is extremely lucky he's not in a reverse Robin au because if he had to be one of the first heros after Batman?? In those colors??? He would get laughed at, thankfully two-ish decades of Robin has trained crooks to be Very Scared of people in bright colors next to the bat and Duke is all together, one of the gentler robins ever (his anger is very focused, he doesn't have a lot of the General Anger that is symptomatic of being age 10-15, he's angry of course, who isn't, but idk I think because of his background and personality he is smart enough to focus it productively)
Bruce and Hal beefing over Duke is a Favorite headcanon for me, everything after his metahuman bar mitzvah is, can be, and Should be a clusterfuck
Hal and Bruce are like a divorced couple with Duke they're throwing money (Bruce) and experiences (mostly Hal) at him (like any of this really makes up for Duke not having his actual parents ;-;)
Divorced dad guilt is a Hell of a drug
#batfam#duke thomas#bruce wayne#i will spare the lantern fans from me tagging this lmao#sorry it took me so long to answer this i had a really big exam XD#you would think that graduating college would mean i was done with those womp womp#but really i love it when duke has a ton of justice league friends i want him to make more#like yes he is a street level hero and yes hes supposed to be grounded but dont u think its funny if the gods come down every now and then#to bring this one guy a corn dog?#anyway i Really want duke to start making friends with all the capes' non-caped friends#that would be even funnier imo#anyway yeah#bread talk
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As the poets say, You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round~ â¨
#me looking at my corn dogs in the microwave#anyways ⨠turn arounds bby!!!#plz donât look too hard there are so many mistakes đ#I didnât have time to fix them so these will have to do đ#one of the birds is like#a second off from the other#so they sink up every now and then before spiraling out of control then link back up again skfhdjkdn#non flame pyre is my fav#baby girl looks so good đĽşđĽşđĽş#donno what happened to the rest of these uglies đ#I hate hate hate turn arounds so I hope the next time I have to do this Iâll be dead âď¸#turnarounds#eureka rambles
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My feelings towards ao3 this morning.
#baldurs gate 3#astarion#bg3 astarion#like-i get it. but-#please. please for the love of god. just fluff or non-sexual fics.#for five seconds.#please.#I can only handle so much corn. especially when it's almost all geared just towards women.#this is all /lh i dont actually care all that much- but there comes a point where theres too much and all a man wants to do#is hold another man close. or go on perfume dates or pottery lessons with another man.#small things to help healing or gentle things or silly playful things.#hell- even taking care of all the spawn with Astarion in the bad ending-#why are all the bad ending fics ive seen corn btw? I've seen like- zero non-corn ones.#i get it. I get the vibe. but like- also. consider. like- maybe I wanna read angst with. with no corn?? please?#I've got 4 unposted fluffy fics im working on. One being hurt-comfort with some extra hurt#which i had to stop writing for a bit today because it was hurting a bit TOO much.#but yea. a little less corn for Astarion? for those who aren't horndogs? please? or just don't wanna fuck him because they#dont wanna hurt him more- (im not at the point in game where he's comfy with sex again yet-)#BESIDES GALE IN THE WAVEMOTHER ROBES IS RIGHT THERE PEOPLE-#LIKE COME ON. IF YOU'RE GONNA SEXUALISE A MAN HE'S RIGHT THERE WITH HIS PUPPY DOG EYES AN HAIRY CHEST.#There needs to be more sexualisation of Gale. NO I don't take no for an answer (Astarion is still my favourite though-)
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i think the most annoying part of dog food discourse is how many people will act as though proplan/hillâs/Royal canin diets arenât extremely and prohibitively expensive and that THAT is the reason so many people look into healthy alternatives.
People complain about corn being in the first five ingredients on most of those feeds because, regardless of other factors here, that is not an expensive ingredient. But it makes up a large chunk of the dry food. So the dry food should be fairly affordable, right?
Oh⌠with tax youâre spending about $100 for one 45lb bag of food where the third ingredient is wheat and the fourth and fifth ingredients are corn.
Oh⌠well! Itâs slightly cheaper! But the second ingredient is rice, third is wheat, fourth is corn, and then fifth is poultry byproduct. None of those are very expensive so this just must be the low end cost of dog food unfortunately. The vets recommend it so surely that means prices arenât inflated, right?
Oh? This one has similar ingredients with the only real difference being no corn? And itâs half the price?? Well surely thatâs just a fluke.
Oh. Oh no.
This one even has CORN in it and itâs $20 cheaper?? Wow!
Like listen at some point I donât care if your dog food has the ichor of the gods in it, Iâm not spending $100 every five days if there are cheaper options with just as many âgoodâ ingredients in it. If you think Iâm a dog abuser because I canât afford this overpriced garbage, thatâs too bad. I donât care. My dogs are perfectly healthy with the food I give them. Great weight and great coat. People giving dog food recommendations that arenât those top three hyper-expensive dog foods arenât trying to epic own those dastardly vets half the time, but I really donât blame the ones who do lose trust in vets when the only heartworm protection they recommend lately are expensive triple-action brands like Simparica Trio that costs $120+ as opposed to the other heartworm protections that are only about $40-$60 on average, which is still cheaper even if you add on a $20-$40 flea and tick protection separately, and only recommend dog food that costs $85+ a bag even if your dog doesnât have specialized dietary needs.
Those top three foods are GREAT at making competent prescription diets, I donât deny that. I do still have to criticize the pricing of those prescription diets though because I have spoken to DOZENS of people who had to pull their pets off of a prescription diet and struggle to find something comparable because they couldnât afford the food, and thatâs terrible! These are not poor companies! Purina, Royal Canin, and Hillâs can ABSOLUTELY afford to lower their prices to make their food accessible to people who need it for their animals but they donât. They probably never will. Because at the core they are run by greedy corporations. It doesnât matter how many good nutritionists are on board if the company is run by people who put profits over customers and make the food impossible for people to afford.
#I keep seeing posts from people on both sides of this#and it is frustrating to see how many vets donât seem to acknowledge#that a MASSIVE part of the dog food debate has and always will be#the inaccessibility of these three brands#because whether corn is good or bad or neutral for a dog#Itâs a cheap ingredient#any meat byproducts are a cheap ingredient#wheat in any form is a cheap ingredient#rice is a cheap ingredient#they arenât putting Diamond dust and gold flakes in the kibble itâs very accessible and affordable ingredients for the most part#and many comparatively smaller companies use very similar ingredients and make food people can actually afford#So yeah when people look at these factors it does make them distrust vets who will almost exclusively push expensive brands#and thatâs where the distrust is coming from#itâs not primarily smug tiktok kids who think they know everything#itâs just people who have less money than you and get treated like they care less for their animals because of it lol#and people who feel scammed because anything veterinary is already expensive to the point not everyone can afford it as regularly as needed#the fact people have to give pets vaccines themselves to make ends meet because most vets charge so much just to walk in the door#is a sign of a larger problem#I criticize people who avoid taking animals with surprise sickness or injuries to the vet#but itâs not exactly hard to see why that isnât even an option for a lot of people#people canât even afford surgery on themselves if theyâre suddenly injured out of the blue in this country#So I canât pretend to be shocked they donât have $10k squirreled away if something unavoidable happens to a pet#no one is entitled to an animal they canât afford yes yes but a routine vet visit shouldnât be $600-$1000 per animal sorry#give me a copay or something
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i like to make makima as freakishly pale as possible. himeno to the right for comparison
#chainsaw man#makima#peridart#csm#her corn dog fits in shockingly well with this palette#now my eyes have adjusted to her iâm like hm could be scarier
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#TeamCorndog for the win
Also Iâm crying because⌠royals know đâ¤ď¸
#smosh#ian hecox#anthony padilla#ian and anthony#anthony padilla and ian hecox#friendship always wins#food battle#corn dog#pink frosted sprinkle doughnut#they liked my meme#crying in the club
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i can't stress enough the visual comedy of a 30 something odd man of 5'10ft something crawling around on all fours and hiding in rice barrels and under the bed or the porch or whatever. I genuinely wish Gu Mang was taller for the sheer joy I would get watching this man physics his way into cat sized spaces. As someone who regularly sees someone irl of well over 6ft you reach a point and also age where body doesn't bend or move like that despite the fact you're not even old. Just long. Tallness does something to people. Imagine watching that much leg force itself out from under the bed.
And then I just remember he's past his twenties by a few miles and I just imagine his kneecaps and how shit they must be. I know this is a fantasy cultivation novel and that shit makes aging weird but nothing is funnier to me than: my feral and yet geriatric rescue dog boyfriend with his assortment of war crimes and vitamin supplements we sneak into his food when he isn't looking.
#remnants of filth#yuwu#gu mang#yuwu shitpost#somebody give this child some Metamucil#reminder not feed your dog copious ears of corn#can you imagine?#if gu mang was 6ft 4 and still managing to do all of this it just would be so funny visually. its already funny but like.... the visual#the way his knees must hate him#i am simply in love with characters looking dumb
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I want to hand them modern food so badly and watch them lose their minds, like handing them carnival/fair foods cotton candy and half of them get sugar high, or like funnel cakes, nachos, and corn dogs. It might kill warriors or time đ
Don't bring up the energy drink war. XD
That has history here.
#pinky replies#modern! reader#I think Four and Hyrule would like the funnel cake the most#<3#Wild Warrior and Wind would get corn dogs but each with a different dipping sauce#Wild- mustard#Wind- Ketchup#Warrior- Honey
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my bestie and i have an idea of, like, the Avast chest thingie putting Chosen into some sort of stasis, as a solution to the 'how did Chosen not starve to death while trapped as a slave for 5 years if they have to eat', which could potentially also be a solution for untitled, i guess?
man..... that would suck for them though........ Untitled is probably so relieved when they find food though
#somewhere in the outernet a guy laments the fact that his entire corn dog cart has gone missing#(and meanwhile the hollowheads are fucking feasting sklgjlsgsldgsl)#no wonder chosen destroyed everything initially though. was just hangry#personally i'm going to stick with the idea that they don't really experience hunger the same way but it's funny to imagine#tommy's stickmen tag#tommy's aus#untitled time travel au#it's at least not life-or-death i think. maybe annoying but if you didn't know what having eaten was like you'd assume it was normal
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whydo i keep having dreams of meeting snoop dogg đ
#ITS BEEN THREE NOYJTS IN A ROW?#im not complaining better than the nightmares. but like WHY REPEATEDLY SNOOP DOGG#THIS TIME HE WAS EATING A CORN DOG#I THOUGHT HE HAD A BIG ASS BLUNT BUT I WALKEDUP TO HIM IT WAS A CORN DOG#the other night he DELIBERED MY GROCERIES
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