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Sexiest F1 drivers according to People Magazine

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Actually I'm not done here

Rating F1 drivers on how well I think they'd do line dancing:

Max Verstappen: like 6/10. Would do alright going slow, but would start mixing up left and right at tempo.

Checo Perez: 7-8/10. For some reason I feel like he'd have a secret talent for this.

Lando Norris: 4/10. Loses track of left and right very quickly. Ends up facing the wrong way.

Oscar Piastri: 5-6/10. Too stiff. Would be really good at remembering the sequence, though.

Charles Leclerc: 5/10. Gets frustrated when he starts messing up.

Carlos Sainz: 6/10. Gets distracted halfway through and starts competing with Charles, which makes him improve until they get caught in a gigglefest. It then becomes his next athletic obsession.

Lewis Hamilton: 7/10. A good sport. Perhaps not his rodeo, but he'd do alright.

George Russell: 5/10. Gangly. Keeps closing the space between him and the others on the dance floor. Would need some time to get comfortable, but would start improving.

Fernando Alonso: 7/10. Jokes are made about old knees. Actually not bad.

Lance Stroll: 4/10. Too chill.

Valterri Bottas: 8/10. Another one who I feel like has potential for genuine talent. Maybe it's the mustache + mullet.

Zhou Guanyu: 7/10. Doesn't pick it up the fastest, but gets pretty good by the end.

Alex Albon: 4/10. Not enjoying this.

Franco Colapinto: Like 5/10 for line dancing, but I feel like he'd have fun swing dancing.

Pierre Gasly: 5/10. Needs to loosen up.

Esteban Ocon: Either 3/10 or 7/10, and I feel like it depends on what dance.

Yuki Tsuonda: 5/10. Not his rodeo. Trips over his feet a few times, but starts figuring it out towards the end.

Liam Lawson: 6/10. Good sport. Don't see him as much of a dancer.

Kevin Magnussen: 5/10. Loses the timing at least once and almost collides with someone. Has a very cute father-daughter dance.

Nico Hulkenberg: 4/10. Again, doesn't strike me as much of a dancer.

Chaos Sport Castoff Corner:

Logan Sergeant: 8/10 but only for Footloose.

Daniel Riccardo: 8.5/10. Honorary Texan, likes to move and groove. Gets silly with it, but is actually pretty good.

Ollie Bearman: 4/10. If he gets confident, that goes way up.

They'll never do it. But I think it would be incredibly funny to send the f1 grid line dancing as an Austin promo thing.