#they just scored it’s raging rn

[maiteo]

the way i don't want any of these teams to win the euro and copa america 😭 most boring finals ever

me showing up to watch parties for both even tho irdgaf🫶🏽

[moonchild-in-blue]

If anyone needs me, I'm living here:

Oh to be a pretty mermaid and attract men to their doom with my beautiful voice with the girlies ✨

[its-time-to-write]

I’ve always had this idea that reader is like, one of the fittest people that work at AFC Richmond, like she can hold herself in a fight. Maybe she does boxing and the team shows up to support as a surprise and they’re all like DAMN. And a certain Manchester man goes googoo over her and ALSJDISPDODJKLL I feel like in my mind it’s an idea with lots of potential behind for any character matchup and scenarios but yeah that’s it (ps I love your writing it brings me so much joy!!)

got it! thanks @coloursofyen for a) the ideas and b) keeping me on track with these last few fics.

I rage-wrote this fic bc I accidentally saw the Man City score before I had a chance to watch it. I’m very upset rn😂 Also, I know nothing about boxing.

move fast and keep quiet

Ted’s been on this thing recently, where one day of training out of every five is a “physical and mental enrichment day,” which is a fancy way of saying the team does yoga or some shit together. Recently he’s been bringing in this boxing coach for “the team’s aggressive tendencies,” in wake of the whole West Ham debacle, and no one’s quite sure if that was really the best response to the situation. Teaching AFC Richmond how to fight better? Maybe not the best idea. 

You’ve been coming once a week for a month now, teaching them how to spar on the pitch. Isaac, Jamie, and Bumbercatch are definitely the most enthusiastic about it, with the way Isaac studies each punch, Bumbercatch practices the footwork, and Jamie asks a million fucking questions every single time. 

According to Sam, he’s been an absolute menace, practicing his moves through the halls of Nelson Road.

“What is your problem?” Jan asks one day. “Can you not just walk to the gym like a regular person?”

Jamie shrugs. “Where’s the fun in that?”

It isn’t long before word goes around the dogtrack that Jamie has a crush on the boxing instructor.

“You like her,” Dani singsongs. Jamie doesn’t deny it. 

“She’s mad fit. Even her smile,” Jamie defends.

He’s not exactly wrong. The team starts an unofficial countdown until their next training session, and are disappointed to walk into the regular setup when the day rolls around. There’s a whiteboard with a new play from Roy and Beard, and the whole team barely tries to hide their disappointment.

“Oi, where’s Jamie’s girlfriend?” Isaac asks the moment Ted walks in.

“She’s not my girlfriend,” Jamie interjects.

Ted points to Jamie. “We’ll unpack that later. For now, I need you fellas to get ready to run this new play Coach Beard and Roy have cooked up. I want everyone ready to show a lotta teamwork.”

Richard raises his hand. “Coach, where is Jamie’s girlfriend?”

Jamie puts his head in his hands and says, “She ain’t my girlfriend, lad,” but it doesn’t matter. The name is going to stick.

Ted says, “She’s busy training for a match tomorrow, but she’ll be back next week. She told me to tell you all that she hopes you can come watch.”

Sam loudly whispers, “You mean she hopes Jamie will come watch,” and the rest of the team says oooh.

“Fuck off,” Jamie replies, but he’s blushing.

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They end up commandeering the team bus. 

The fight is… well, let’s just say it’s convinced Jamie that he needs to make the “girlfriend” jokes a reality. He will never admit how smitten you make him, what with the way you’re dodging and weaving, wiping sweat from your brow as your braids fly. But when it’s all over and you’re announced the winner, he’s almost positive you can hear him cheering over the rest of the crown because he’s just so damn happy.

The team waits around while the rest of the arena clears out, but Jamie can’t wait. He slips away from the group and asks a security guard where he can find you. The guard looks at him and states, “You’re Jamie Tartt.”

“Yeah,” Jamie responds, unsure of what else to say because it wasn’t exactly a question.

“She said you could come back. Follow me,” grunts the guard. Jamie turns around to make eye contact with Sam before hurrying after the security guard.

“In here.” The guard points to a door then leaves Jamie alone, staring at your name printed on a metal plaque. Shit, how good must you be to have your name here?

He knocks once and hears you call, “Come in,” so he pushes the door open. You’re sitting on the floor downing a bottle of water, still sweaty. There’s a bit of blood dried to your forehead and Jamie is a little worried that he finds it sexy.

You smile at him and pat the floor next to you.

“I’d get up, but I’m really fucking tired,” you say. “She got me good.”

Jamie slides onto the floor next to you. “You were fuckin’ amazing,” he says. “Made me rethink my whole career.”

You wheeze out a laugh. “With the way you run your mouth? You’d get brained in a week. I make sure none of my partners hate me. Me ’n the girl you saw tonight are going out to lunch tomorrow.”

Oh. That’s new information for Jamie. He’s trying to figure out if you mean lunch as a friend thing, or if you’re going on a date. Shit. Maybe this was a bad idea.

You nudge him with your shoulder. “Oi, what’s your deal? Upset you’re stuck as a sad little footballer when you could be getting punched out on the daily like me?”

Jamie shakes his head. “Nah. Just thinking how cool it were tonight.”

You grin and take another swig of water. “Hey, you wanna take me out on a date?”

Jamie chokes on air. After a moment he manages to cough, “Sorry, what?” and you shrug.

“Told myself if you came back here after the match I’d ask you out. I let security know you could come back if you wanted, and I figured you might be kinda fucking interested if you tried to get back here without me inviting you.”

“Uh huh,” Jamie says, still trying to get his breath back.

You look at him sideways. “Is that a yes? It’s all good if not.”

“No, yes!” Jamie says. “It’s yes. Where do you want to go? When’re you available? We could do something tonight if you want.”

You make a face. “I’m absolutely knackered. I was planning on going home to take a nice long shower and then passing out.”

Jamie nods. Right. Sounds logical.

“You could join me,” you suggest, and Jamie chokes for the second time.

“Jesus, Tartt, you’re excitable,” you tease. “It’s just a shower and some sleep. Although I might be convinced that I didn’t get enough cardio in tonight. Depends on if you’re willing to drive me home so I can nap.”

“Done,” Jamie says immediately. “Let’s get the fuck out of here.” 

You grin as he pulls you up off the floor. “Oh,” you say, studying his perfect lips, “one more thing before we go…”

[analog-cottage-gore]

Because I am on a roll today:

Wtdw Hunger Games! With some extra stuff.

Our lovely tributes! I decided to see what their training scores would be.

Ben, Eric, Alyssa, Masquerade

Audrey, Mimic, Winnie

No One

Wiatt, Hayden, Lisa, Mike

Celio

Liz, Oliver

Hazel

Pen, Ridley

Lewis, Carly, Melody

Sara, Damien

Norman

Andrew

Not even past the blood bath and Ridley has explosives, Sara has killed a child, Hayden was beaten up by a child, and Winnie has camping equipment which I'm sure he'll use as a weapon somehow.

Our second death, but not much to say other than the tribute hunting groups are quite the arrangement, especially with resentment already established both within and between groups.

RIP, our first deaths.

Pen gets his rage out with Winnie, though we're unsure if it's fatal or not, however, what is fatal is drowning, and though Ridley may have not used explosives, Hayden and Masquerade might just be able to. Andrew decides to spare Sara, an interesting choice, Lisa is now down, Mimic and Celio think about home, whilst Ben and Oliver think about sanity and winning respectively.

Eric and Carly have teamed up with Liz while her brother has not a care in the world, Oliver has gotten a kill, the triplets are being menaces, and Sara attempts to get food.

Seems those head bashings were fatal.

Ghost stories are shared, though Damien is too busy trying not to die to join, Eric and Oliver try to huddle for warmth, oblivious to Carly betraying and killing Liz, and Ben receives medical supplies despite being completely uninjured.

Melody somehow has explosives and gets Damien, Pen is so fucking tired, and Carly questions her sanity after killing her teammate and getting separated from her father.

This feels like and attack to Oliver specifically.

Ben and Oliver bond, the game misgenders Celio, Sara blows herself up, and Morningglory cuddles as Hayden kills Andrew.

Celio gets a hatchet, Carly gets explosives, Masquerade falls and dies, and Hayden and Mike arm themselves.

13 left...

Eric kills Oliver per his request, Celio screams for help, Melody fends off three others, and Alyssa also blows herself up.

Mimic kills Hayden by falling from a tree, Cleio wants Ben to kill them but he refuses, Melody has a bomb, and Eric fights his daughter but spares her. Dad of the year tbh-

9 remaining.

Celio refuses to kill the child, Pen is added to the list of people with bombs, Eric initiates a weird ass hostage situation for some ungodly reason, and Lewis falls into a hole and dies.

God imagine being Carly rn. You've just killed a man. Your dad died from an infection. it's only you, another child and some random guy left.

It's... weirdly calm. Too calm.

3 tributes remain, and...

oh... not yet?

Almost...

It's almost over.

...I swear... to fucking god...

why? WHY?!

[ehghtyseven]

Is there anything to be thankful for about this team?

for me? yes. for you, if you need me to articulate it? perhaps not.

I am thankful for the stubborn little curl right in the middle of sid’s forehead that insists on escaping from his helmet and I’m thankful for geno’s amateur dramatics and beautifully expressive face. I’m thankful for tanger’s bitchy streak and immaculate hair - whether it’s flawlessly styled or sticking out the sides of his helmet bristling in barely suppressed rage. I’m thankful for jarry’s perfect eyebrows, dumo’s rosy cheeks and pojo’s smile, for marcus’ dad power, rusty’s eldest daughter vibes, sully’s glasses and jason’s… everything.

you want the less facetious answer?

I’m thankful we’re witnessing sid quietly, without much fanfare, about to achieve his 18th straight season scoring at least a point per game. I’m thankful we’re witnessing tanger continue to set new franchise records, tie for the league lead on overtime goals rn and do all that despite suffering a stroke this season. I’m thankful for seeing geno reach 1200 points 2nd fastest (behind only sid)/achieve the third most multi point games amongst active players. jake was just the fastest in his draft class to reach 400 points and jason is on course for one of his highest scoring seasons ever - I’m thankful for both those things and so many more and I could keep going for a while with these kind of stats.

so yeah, TLDR, I’m thankful for so many things but ymmv, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[onecantsimply]

Hi! How are you doing?

Can I request a Jack with always smiling reader? Like every second of the day they keep smiling and some people find it odd or even creepy? (I mean... I would be creeped out too if I saw someone always smiling... Especially if I knew that they are very angry...)

And maybe you could add that the reader doesn't hide that they might have killed someone in the past? Like "Yeah, I killed a man and I might do it again 🙂" kind of way?

Yes you may-

Kinda thinking of a Shinobu reader for this one but-

Every day. Every time. Every damn time he passed by you, you always had that smile on your face. No matter what had happened in your life.

You get hurt? Eh. You just arch an eyebrow with that regular smile and go along with it. Unless someone hurt you, you'd probably drag them somewhere to settle the score-

Someone's annoying you? Jack can see the color of annoyance, but can also see the vein that starts to focus near the upper corner of your face.

Jack knows quite well that you'd rather prefer to be at your favorite cafe than be bothered by randoms. But you always tend to keep things polite with that smile on your face. No matter how small.

He finds you... interesting. He wonders how much it'll take for that smile to break.

There's a color in you that Jack also finds interesting. A murky color that tells him that you may not just be someone that keeps their exterior in check all the time. You definitely had something going that had made you do that.

So, he had decided to question you about said color.

You're bold, saying you killed someone right in the open-

But your color… You weren’t lying about it. You didn’t seem bothered about him asking the question either. Just a regular question. You truly are an odd one.

Still, Jack wants to know what makes you tick. He wants to know precisely what irritates you. So he’ll take in every bit of info about you, and try to see what he can do about it.

Now that he’s trying, he can notice it. He can see the veins on the corners of your face starting to bulge whenever he gets you to that point. Your smile is starting to become dangerous, but there’s no sign of it disappearing. Your color is starting to become irritated.

Though, he never decided to prod further, and returned to normal means, continuing to bond with you. Turns out, you’re not a bad person. You’re just someone with ✨trauma✨.

But the fact that you don’t hide it may as well be disturbing to people so he just tells you to hide that fact- You were already viewed as creepy to people that didn’t know you, so you may have been reported if you said that to someone else-

You’re certainly capable of defending yourself in certain times. Jack would hate to step out and reveal that he’s been stalking you for a while.

Your smile doesn’t even fade at home. Jack has no explanation as to why, but he doesn’t think that it’s simply you being you. But rather something keeping you like that. Most likely your trauma.

The next day, Jack met up with you, and talked of the regular things. Then, he slowly got to the trauma part. You had stayed silent through most of it, with your color darkening to malice upon remembering someone.

You never went into a rage. But your silence was the one factor that managed to turn the entire restaurant from a nice place to completely cold and quiet. That smile wasn't tinted with the faintest of the emotions you felt, but was now filled with a malice that could only be released for someone else.

Jack knew quite well that it would be released well when the time came.

-- Relationship wise -

Your smile is lovely to see every day, even if it’s not as genuine as Jack would like it to be.

The fact that you’re also someone that’s killed doesn’t cause an effect on him. But he does tend to be amused about it. You don’t bother to hide it, which makes him arch an eyebrow every time.

Still, that’s not what we talking about rn-

Even regardless, Jack loves to be affectionate with you, and may at least try to make your smile get filled with genuine emotion.

It really does work as well- Jack loves to see how your smile sometimes widens every time he supports you in something.

God help anyone that makes you annoyed. If Jack sees it and knows it’s from someone dangerous, he will not pull back. At all.

But in most cases he doesn’t really need to do anything since you’re ready to kick some ass- On the daily, you’re ready for anything.

Jack enjoys the hand holding when you two are in public. The gentle clenches you give sometimes give away your emotions without him even having to look at your colors.

Even if you’re not experienced in slow dancing, Jack is. He always saw the nervous smile you had while trying to get used to his movements, and he thought of it as endearing. Slow dancing became one of the most fond memories Jack had experienced, especially since he had a free excuse to hold your hand or give you a few kisses.

Your kisses tend to be short, but it seems like everything to Jack. Anything of your affection and color is enough for him.

Your laughs seem rare, even if he hears it plenty of times while in your presence. But still, he feels as if there’s a warmth taking him over every time you make the slightest indication of amusement.

Holy hell, if someone makes your smile disappear, even for a moment, there will be no tomorrow for that person.

It worried Jack with every fiber of his being when he saw your smile disappear for a second. Just a simple frown from you was enough to ignite something within him that didn’t stand right.

Who cares if that person didn’t have a dark color? They stopped your smile, which was something that Jack thought of as impossible. Even to you, it seemed impossible until you had heard the words uttered by that person.

Jack made sure you were in the best care by then. No dirty looks were given to you, no sneers, no nothing when you were given scary dog privileges by a certain gentleman behind you or beside you.

Someone thinks of you as creepy? They’re hiding that fact now when Jack catches them staring.

Someone tries to come up to you when they have the worst of colors? Not on Jack’s watch. He’ll death stare them until they go away.

Starting from then, he vowed to protect your smile to the fullest.

And that he had done, ensuring that the smile was never gone from your face for the wrong reasons.

[livvyofthelake]

there are like only three real contenders for winning dwts this season and to be honest i finally watched this week’s episode and genuinely skipped over everyone else… actually not true i watched jenn tran she’s not bad! and the bachelor guy isn’t horrible either but who even cares this mirrorball trophy is ilona, stephen, or chandler’s to win let’s take this seriously. and i would honestly be fine with any of them winning this is fortunately not a repeat of season 27 where i still feel a rage in my soul when i’m in my moms car and she has her radio on and i hear anything to do with bobby bones…. i’m still praying on that man’s downfall it’s beyond serious that shit was RIGGED! justice for milo manheim! anyway. i don’t think chandler will win because while she has the judges scores and is clearly the best dancer on the show i don’t feel like she has the popular vote in the bag especially since in olympic years people tend to watch the show for the olympians and vote for them so it feels like the real contest is between ilona and stephen. i don’t think ilona is as good a dancer but i know she’s gonna make it super far because she HAS the popularity and she’s really good enough at dancing to coast through and also people like alan he’s one of the better pros on the show rn (i personally would not describe brandon that way sorry chandler they gave you a mid one. i mean he’s not a bad pro he’s just not one of the elites. he could never be the next derek hough. alan could be the next derek hough if he tried… ok i’m biased for alan he danced with hannah brown a few seasons back and they won and it was beautiful and i loved it SORRY for being an alan girl…) meanwhile stephen is a pretty great dancer AND has the popularity so i kinda think he’s gonna win it. which will be a loss for me as a chandler kinney fan but hey i like stephen too and rylee is one of my favorite pros so i’d love to see her get a win on her second season (rylee is one of my favorites entirely due to nepotism btw… this is the first time i’ve seen her on the show but she’s literally lindsey arnold’s sister… i fucking LOVED lindsey when she was on…) anyway. rip anna delvey you came you gave nothing and you got eliminated week two. slay

[loominggaia]

Anonymous asked: Worst dad poll: At least Darshan meant well. Like yeah he's kind of an idiot but he was just trying to give his family a better life. Same could be said for Sebastian and Ojio. Ekwame was just old and lazy. Can't really blame him for marrying a teenager if that's normal in his culture. No excuses for Foster and Vingvar though their genuinely bad fathers. I voted for Vingvar because at least Foster put food on the table and didn't cheat on his wife AFAIK. /my two cents

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randomhedgehog asked: In regards to the Worst Dad Poll, I feel like Foster or Ekwame is the only real option. Sebastion and Ojio both loved/love their families alot. Knowing Sebastions background, I'm willing to give him a pass on the Hoarding. Likewise, Ohio gets a pass on the Workaholicism since he was literally raised in Workaholic City where if he wasn't, he and his family would be in deep trouble. And! He's unlearning the Trans/Homophobia that's been shoved in his ear since his conception! He definitely scores points for that! Vingevar is literally just, there ig? His wrongdoings seem pretty average compared to Foster and Ekwame. Darshaan was trying to give Isaac the life he never got! Growing up a Child Soldier probably doesn't make you a cautious adult, either. Foster is a product of his environment, but that still doesn't excuse how he treated Evan, Abigail and Sofia! Not to mention he literally owned slaves. If someone thinks of a redeeming quality that he has, I'm waiting to hear it. Ekwame literally married a teenager. And impregnated said Teenager. I know we all hate Moswen, but I feel so bad for her thinking of what happened. Speaking of Moswen- Ekwame didn't even notice she was abusing Lukas and Jelani!!!! And If he did, then that's even worse!

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Anonymous asked: I think Ojio is a good dad actually! At least he was in that one story (can't remember the title rn sorry)

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These are all such great and thoughtful points to consider! I'm seeing good arguments on all sides!

In regards to Ekwame, @randomhedgehog raised an interesting question: did he even know about Moswen abusing his kids? The narrative says he barely acknowledged his sons' existence, and Moswen was very good at hiding her abuse. Still, he would have to be pretty damn dense (or perhaps senile) not to notice how scared they acted around their own mother, not to mention all the injuries they must have had. Moswen insults his intelligence a lot, so I think it's likely that he genuinely didn't realize what she was doing to them. However, even if he did know, something tells me he wouldn't care that much anyway. He would view it as good old fashioned corporal punishment and nothing more.

Anon also brought up a great point about the morality of marrying a teenager when he was raised in a culture that sees no harm in that. I think if Ekwame was a smarter, more empathetic man, he would be able to see how miserable Moswen was and refuse to marry her. But we get the impression that he doesn't think very hard about anything, and doesn't really view women and children as fully-realized people. This guy's misogynistic culture was really working against him, but I think half of the problem is just his own mental laziness.

He's not exactly malicious, he's just...kind of a dumb, privileged guy who bumbles through life and doesn't care about much beyond his own comfort. For this reason, I personally side with @randomhedgehog on this. I think he a bad father, a bad husband, and a pretty crummy person in general. Not because he's mean per se, but because he's so damn selfish and apathetic. Although not as overt as Moswen's abuse, his neglect still had a profound negative effect on his family.

Now, Foster...Anon brought up a good point about him staying faithful to his wife and consistently putting food on the table. That's true! He may have been a raging jerk, but to his credit, he worked hard and he never let his family go without. Evan actually brings this up in one story. He had enough sense not to physically harm his wife or kids, even at his drunkest, so the guy must have had some kind of love for them. He even has a few heartfelt moments with Evan in "Monster by Moonlight" after Evan's health improved. So, he's not totally incapable of warmth.

Foster strikes me as a guy who was totally sabotaged by his upbringing. If his own parents weren't so dysfunctional, I feel like he'd actually be a pretty good dad. Unfortunately his family tree was riddled with problems like alcoholism, incest, and poverty among other things, and this really worked against Foster. He was not strong enough to overcome his demons, and he didn't really have access to therapy or anything to help him out. All he had to turn to was a shitty, bigoted religion that just reinforced his bad behaviors. He never stood a chance.

I'm not saying I give Foster a pass for his abuse--because I don't. He clearly knew the difference between right and wrong, and he chose to do wrong by his family. I'm just saying that between him and Ekwame, I think I would choose Ekwame as the worse father. Ekwame wasn't mean to his kids like Foster was, but only because he didn't care enough to spend even a shred of emotional energy on them. Foster was mean because he cared, he just had no idea how to express things like fear or anger properly, so it came out as verbal abuse.

As for Vingevar, yes, it was awful of him to cheat on his pregnant wife and abandon his family for some side chick. Imagine how his kids must have felt when he disappeared! On the other hand, there are two sides of every story, and Vingevar hasn't appeared in person to tell his side yet. We know how aggressive Oggsa is, and there may be a whole other facet to this situation we don't yet know about. For this reason, I will hold my judgment on Vingevar until more is revealed.

I do agree that Darshaan, Ojio, and Sebastian all meant well and did the best they could with what they had. Maybe they weren't perfect, maybe they made some mistakes, but I don't believe for a second that these men meant their kids harm at any point. I think their worst crimes were just being misguided or not thinking things through very well.

I love to hear all these takes, it really gets me thinking!

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Questions/Comments?

Lore Masterpost

Read the Series

[geraskier]

also i immediately started another bg3 run. silver nb dragonborn named quicksilver. playing as a barbarian rn, but i think i'll re-roll as a fighter when withers shows up; initially i wanted the use of enraged throw to mesh with taking the tavern brawler perk, but that clashes with taking elemental cantrips bc rage prevents spellcasting. also, since their stat spread is:

STR 16

DEX 10

CON 15

INT 8

WIS 14

CHA 10

i think i'll want heavy armor to balance out the lack of AC bonus from DEX. or idk originally i wanted quicksilver to be able to utilize the wavemother trident and robe... that's a late act 3 item anyway so ig that doesn't make sense.

musing on how to jam elemental cantrips in there with multiclassing/perks. i'll switch the INT and WIS scores and then multiclass with wizard... so probably just scrap the entire 10 minutes of quicksilver's save i have already. as tempting as it was to make them a draconic sorcerer, i want to try not relying on an innate charisma modifier this time.

[m1ckeyb3rry]

Love me some angst!! So true though I can imagine it kinda being like the “want what you can’t have” thing where you’d have to be uninterested to catch his eye..also I’m so excited to read every installment makes me stan bestie a little more like where’s my irl girlie like this??

Oh yeah stagnant is the word I’m looking for…I’ve never prayed on the downfall of a duo so hard before they NEEDED that breakup no matter what all the fans say like please let them develop!! As you mention later in your reply I do think kaneshiro has something in mind for nagi I’m just hoping it happens soon!! What kinda also throws me off a bit is I think in a recent interview kaneshiro mentions that Nagi has no friends outside of reo even within bllk? And I’m like wait what about Isagi chigiri and Bachira at least they literally went bowling together and were gonna meet at a cafe together??? I don’t think you do that with people not considered friends but whatever ig :|

Based off what they’ve all spouted mid match they DEF have a mean streak LMAO gotta let out all that teenager rage somewhere…even polite mom friend yuki based of NEL scenes LOL but I love the duality of it all!

Loser on loser crime fr…reminds me of that one line from the mobile game where Nagi’s like “sheesh rin you have no friends” like boy ik ur not talking

The soccer freak always gets me because the way Rin’s presented makes him seem super popular BECAUSE of his soccer dedication flipping it around and making it his weakness just makes it hit harder

That makes sense! I’ll admit some scenes of him are done nicely but yeah also not exactly my type oops, when I was typing out my last response I was kinda thinking about how his backstory is uh…a little bland…like yeah a passionate boy about soccer but other than that he’s got a healthy family and basically no trauma (good for him!!) but yeah I mean other than his mindset on like evolution not much to explore imo

Get. Out. I was an MLP kid too LMAOOO you’re so right about rainbow dash I feel like maybe he’d try to cover himself up with like king sombra too (shadowy villain to match his ninja shadow steps thing or wtv) and I honestly don’t know how he pulls sm he seems like such a dork too like, ninja butt trap?? Saying bam (bakyuun) at like every other sentence….bro is a geek and it’s showing LMAO I bet he’d be into ninjago

OVER 15K we’re eating good guys…I’m also like constantly lurking the tags waiting for things to pop up which is where I first found you actually LOL I swear the karasu tag was dry as HELL for a good 6 months I kept finding stuff on a diff karasu from some other series and the Otoya and yuki tags are like even drier like please someone…you’re literally saving me rn I have never seen this much Karasu content like. Ever. I would contribute more if I knew how to write but for now I’ll just stick to ideas ig LMAO

That panel living rent free in my brain…more like I’m paying it to stay there omg I cannot wait…I’m also hoping that tabieitaken still get some spotlight in the manga too (I’m so glad Karasu isn’t obsolete in PxG) because how did they go from top 345, not score at all in the u20 match, and like we barely see them in nel (barcha done so dirty don’t even get me started…) like bring the boys back please I know they were the top in bllk for a reason!!

Also I really hope it also gets revealed somewhere the tracks of all the teams?? I wanna find out how they get yuki eventually LOL I tried making a chart myself but lost my mind 3/4 of the way in because I realized things didn’t match up and the many locked off npcs make it hard to accurately discern anything eugh…but trust once 1) that epinagi chapter comes out 2) the light novel for yuki comes out I will be back here flooding your inbox…(as if I don’t alr oops)

- Karasu anon

yes exactly i think you would have to make him feel smth different from how he normally does for him to remain interested long-term. w fwtkac bestie it’s the fact that they dislike another which could lead to a possible romance because he’s so used to girls liking him and him liking them in return that their feud would force him to get to know her in a diff way almost?? idk if that makes sense. and hehe i just posted the last part and bestie is VERY prominent in it so i hope you enjoy!! she truly is such a funny character i love writing her and reader together

YES the breakup was needed!! and everyone who talks abt nagi falling off…yeah he needed that too or else he’d never be able to have a proper character arc 😭 i think w regards to that he just said that nagi isn’t CLOSE to anyone but reo!! which does make sense to me. we see him interacting and being friendly w bachira isagi and chigiri (even karasu surprisingly) but he seems like the type who wouldn’t let anyone in right away. i do think he enjoys hanging out w them and probably considers them chill buddies but he wouldn’t invite isagi to his depression nest apartment the way he did reo. or maybe i’m just overthinking it and he actually just hates everyone 😫

yuki is honestly willing to throw hands at any moment he just seems chill compared to tabieita because those two are on another level 😭 HAHA actually though i’m p sure otoya is the least mean on-field…he kinda just dgaf meanwhile karasu and yuki actively degrade other players 😔 but otoya is so…interesting…off field that it makes up for it (negatively)

HAHAHA omg loser on loser crime fr…pls nagi is actually so mean tbh which makes sense because he is a gamer but also it’s so funny because we’re introduced to him as this apathetic chill guy and then the instant he meets barou he pulls out an entire ARSENAL of insults 😭 yeah i think outside of bllk that dedication to soccer is not making bro popular…like he has no time for friends or hobbies or anything because he’s busy practicing so it’s very much “the best but at what cost”

shidou def has some cool scenes!! and some uh. well. LMAOO but same with isagi like there’s some scenes where i can kinda see the appeal but for the most part he’s too chill and basic looking/acting for me. i also think it’s so funny that some of the characters have such crazy backstories (kaiser, yuki) and then isagi just grew up upper middle class 😓 zero issues in his life just vibes

OMGGG MLP FANS RISE UP my fav was rarity because she’s literally me but i also really liked princess cadence!! and that whole movie w her wedding actually was really good although i obv haven’t watched in ages. HAHAH no you’re so right though he is such a loserrr i honestly think if he ever got over himself and settled down he would be one of the best bfs in bllk just because he’s so secretly unserious. he’s definitely the type to have been super into like. pokémon (projecting because i love pokémon) or smth and he would give entire speeches about why his favorites are the best ones (NOT clickbait 3am gone wrong) and how he plans on beating the champion. he also is so chill i feel like if you tried to prank him or do smth like put makeup on him he’d just be like ��ok 👍” and go along with it 😪 IF ONLY HE WASN’T A CHEATER 😕

omg no because i thought the karasu tag was empty and then i tried looking for otoya content (help he’s grown on me so bad) and it was EMPTY. forget abt yuki broooo nobody even knows him 😭 and YES it ended up at 16.1k as i’m sure you saw!! sooo long 😫 also wait that’s so funny…idt i had posted any karasu fics before your requests which post did you find me through??

if you ever do decide to try writing lmk i will def read it!! honestly it all comes down to practice + i’m sure you’re much better than you realize 💖

YES BRO WHY ARE YUKI AND OTOYA GHOSTING ATM??? i can even kind of understand otoya because he’s on a diff team and whatnot and at least his nel ranking is good but yuki is quite literally on bm why did he vanish after mancity 😓 also yesss omg bm vs barcha didn’t even feel like a nel game at all!! i saw a post where someone said they would’ve rather seen tabieita heading a nel team instead of reonagi and honestly i agree because that’s 3 and 4 in bllk right there plus they were introduced as having the best teamwork in all of bllk and that was just never brought up again after third selection?? ig it might’ve seemed redundant but in my dreams tabieita have reunited and are eating it up together 👆🏻

YAYY can’t wait!! i’m so excited for the ln chapters and the new epinagi chapter so i will be ready to yap once they’re out 🫡

[daisyswift3]

Chaos=🫚 anon=glitch=blood moon vinyl=4,5,6=April-June. Cracks in the facade are starting to form now. So sth big is abt to happen in July? Maybe July 4 bc of all the red, white, and blue recently

I watched this interview that was uploaded on June 21, the day TSOU was released. I thought the typo here was strange bc Gracie laughs and looks up very pointedly at the camera right when she types “song of the lyrics” as if the typo was on purpose to indicate she rewrote a lot of the song Close To You to include easter eggs. Plus this connects to the April 6th volcano anon message abt the "it's" typo in the April 4th message. "o stay your hand, and leave me its songs!" What's funny is the April 4th message w the "it's" typo actually said "o stay your hand, and leave my heart it's songs!" So there are actually 2 typos here bc "my heart" was changed to "me." She also puts "xoxo gossip girl" at the end which is very suspicious (x)

I believe the typo was intentional just like all the typos in the anon messages and the eras tour and Spotify canvas glitches. I mean we are dealing w tortured poets here so of course they’d pay attention to things like punctuation, spelling, and correct grammar

The cassandra lyrics were likely an easter egg to what we're seeing unfold rn. There is currently a lot of fighting happening in the fandom "when the first stone's thrown there's screaming, in the streets there's a raging riot." This is also a reference to the Stonewall Riots which happened on June 28, 1969 in New York City!! We are currently in the middle of pride month rn and June 28 is this Friday. This means the "patching up the crack along the wall" is also an easter egg connecting to the 🫚 messages about cracks, magic, and the split in the narrative. "When the truth comes out it's quiet" // "VOLUME OFF" // “The real magic, you see, isn’t in the grand vanishings or levitating doves. It’s in the whispers, the cracks in the veneer, the clues you might miss while your eyes chase the spotlight” // “A tale that becomes folklore is one that is passed down and whispered around” // The Secret of Us // “Babylon lovers hangin’ lifetimes on a vine.” The Manuscript has the lyrics "then the actors were hitting their marks and the slow dance was alight with the sparks and the tears fell in synchronicity with the score." If this is a movie, then all of these songs w easter eggs must be the score. “And the tears fell in synchronicity with the score” // “here’s to many, many, many more tears that will inevitably fall with me” 🌋 message. Also "the slow dance was alight with the sparks" parallels the "let's dance" in glitch and we are currently at the glitch/blood moon vinyl

"the volcano will soon rupture, whoever is to defame?"

These related typos and easter eggs span across all the different anons 🫚🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌋🎁🎃 which means we can now be 100% sure that all of these anons are legit and coming from the same source!!! I was wondering if there was a common thread tying all these messages together and sure enough there is! Mastermind indeed

🌋 volcanoes erupt, and with chaos they triumph. fumes bloom, ashes blanket the town. lava flows in unpredictable patterns, like veins in our lifelines. if only you could cross mine.

[girl-bateman]

There is only room for ONE pretentious cinema critic in this town (blocks you on letterbox)

[lew1s-moved]

i don't even want to keep watching this it's just making me rage lmao

[hologramcowboy]

re: her being a shitty "activist". I can't even be mad at her specifically cause that brand of lazy slacktivism is all the rage with the online population rn, especially with Gen Z and majority of celebrities. They all think reweeting and reposting pictures and links to petitions and fundraisers makes them the second coming of MLK while doing nothing irl. And it's being done by people of all races, sexualities, religions, classes etc. It's all for attention and to get angry stans off your back

You nailed it, the main reason she started with all of this was to get people who were angry over her bullying fans and others off her back. You're right though, she's not the only one with this sense of entitlement and true, activism has become a "trend" and so many jump on the bandwagon just to score brownie points but ultimately remain misinformed and continue to propagate limited paradigms instead of doing at least the inner work required on their part. There's a really great article on this I'm going to post later (EDIT: here it is) about people who use activism and such to manipulate perception about them in the eyes of others, it's very eye opening.

[atsuwiee]

tel! could i request enha reacting to gn! s/o who’s like super good at rhythm hive (like they get perfect hits all the time, clear all missions) but gets one miss and gets super angry?? i’ve been playing rhythm hive the whole day so it’s kinda stuck in my head rn. thank you💖

enhypen's reaction to their s/o getting mad because of rhythm hive! (pls i didn't know how to write the title sorry T-T)

hi thanks for requesting!

lmao i'm so bad at rhythm hive and i rage every like 5 seconds when i get a "fair" while playing hahaha

warnings: swear words (i think i had put in a few)

i hope you like this!

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

heeseung

he actually watches you a lot

very impressed on how you play on hard mode

but it's just this time you get one miss

">:(" "baby, it's just a game"

telling him it's his fault because he's watching lmao

literally goes ":0 i watch you all the time what-"

tries to actually calm you down and tells you to stop playing if you're that pissed

when you go play again, you actually tell him not to watch this time T-T

jay

can literally hear you playing (if you don't wear earphones)

hears a loud groan from you so he immediately assumes it's about rhythm hive

"what's wrong?" "i got one miss now i have to do it all over again-"

thinks you're really dedicated

but he's like also tired from hearing drunk-dazed play all over again

actually takes your phone away and says "you need a break from these games"

you go like ">:O" but he shuts you up with a kiss (sounds cheesy ik but he's most likely to do that)

jake

surprised boy

would think you saw something gross on the internet

but you just lost your combo thingies

"that's just a game. you can get it next time." "b i t c h ? >:O?"

you walk out on him /j

grabs your phone and plays your rhythm hive and makes your new high score

in hopes to make u happy as well lol

"now give me a kiss, y/n. i gave you your new high score." "fine >:("

sunghoon

he's pretty chill in most cases ig

when he hears you scream because of the game, he'll probably be like "wth y/n-"

"you're overreacting" " >:O i am certainly not"

laughs. all he will do is laugh at your defeat

"stop laughing i hate you >:( " "the more you hate the more you love, babe"

you walk out on him pt.2 but don't worry, you come back <3

sunoo

surprised boy pt.2

kind of got startled when you started raging

"i lost my damn combo!" "and why?" "bECAUSE I WAS FREAKING LAGGING-"

laughs pt.2 and teases you

takes a quick video of you raging and sends it to his hyungs

reassures you

"you're not gonna die if you lose- that's just a game" "alright- you have a point-"

jungwon

absolutely disgusted /j

he's gonna look at you with a 'what have you succumb to?' kind of look

watches you throw your phone on the bed/couch and rage

immediately knows that you lost your combo in rhythm hive since he's used to seeing you rage.

"y/n, is this who you are?! is this what you represent?!" tries to get you out of your senses from the game basically lols

ends on a good note

the only functional one tbh

ni-ki

this kid is tired of hearing drunk-dazed and not for sale all over again

instead of you throwing your own phone, he throws your phone away

basically you lost your combo in rhythm hive because of him

"why- wHAT DID I DO FOR YOU TO DO THIS TO ME RIKI?!" "you keep playing that song over and over again, what the heck-"

well he was right, you kept playing that song for the past couple of days

keeps your phone in the sahara desert for him to not suffer from drunk-dazed again.

"ah yes peace and qui- wTH Y/N YOU'RE PLAYING THAT SONG AGAIN?!" "shHhhH"

[parismemes]

THINGS I’VE SAID ON DISCORD (OCTOBER EDITION) AS SENTENCE STARTERS.

“tell me everythng.” “HEHEHEHEHEHEHE” “i have read every single one of them and do not intend to stop” “i on principle only like songs that go hard” “I DIDNT THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE THAT SAD WHAT THE FUCK” “heehoo. water boy.” “why i always sleep through this shit i hate it here” “gacha games count as gambling” “im also there. im laughing” “u r doing so much math and im just like hehe money” “what the fuck what the fuck NOOO what the fuck im dfgjhhfjgdhjfgkjdkghjd” “what a traumatic backstory” “I CAN SEE YOU READING MY MESSAGES IM GONAN GET FINESSED OUT THE FUCKIN WINDOW“ “THAT’S not good!” “if hes a fraid of dogs that sounds like a him problem” “i honestly deserve recognition for the absolute shit i just pulled off” “YES FUCK YEAH YEAH YEAH HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH HELL FUCKIN YEAH WOOOOOOOOO YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!” “why the fuck would you want that” “yeah hes my only one true love” “by a few i of course mean like 600″ “no one fucking appreciate me” “thank you ___ for being the only person who appreciate me” “i reveal it in pieces and make you put it together like a puzzle” “im smart and never regret it“ “see, i just dont think thats right” “i will continue dangling it in front of your face like a scientist dangling bait in front of a fish (who is also in a maze)” “hes actually like an absolute fucking nerd a complete fool a fucking dumbass” “sorry your message glitched and i cannot read. anyway back to my leverage over you which is forcing you into a corner,” “it's not extortion because i don't know what extortion means” “why do they talk like exes. its because they are exes” “TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION PLEASE RESPOND” “he's a content creator he'll be fine” “what does this mean? but yes” “NICE NICE NNICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE” “for future record ___ just used the word poggers” “look at all these fuckin blondes” “its only been like a week and a half at most” “hes doing it out of affection” “ISNT THIS THE FUNNIEST SHIT YOUVE EVER SEEN” “you are terrible and also the worst” “i was going to send it at midnight but i got distracted trying to figure out the most barebones way to say happy birthday without sounding weird” “do you think i get punished more or less if i do sins” “i dont think the sins count as extra points if you commit them on the way to hell” “run over pedestrians” “i am slowly descending into insanity today, as a hobby” “you are a shit boy. a little shit boy go eat boxes“ “it's ok. we can figure it out later” “i didnt notice at first but it is in fact All The Fuck Over” “ITS BEEN OVER 12 HOURS” “hey guys just turns out we might have a ✨ gas leak ✨” “im sure if we put our braincells together we can figure SOMETHING out” “curious georg” “thank god. i could and would have argued this for several hours” “i think the worst thing ive heard today is someone calling the movie enchanted a reverse isekai” “i should not and will not stop” “i was RIGHT AHHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA” “that wasnt a question you read it wrong” “i have no idea who this is but that wont stop me” “THIS MAN REALLY SAID HEAD EMPTY WHAT IS MONEY” “sometimes i say things and its best to just pretend you know what i mean” “WOT THIS” “I DONT WANT PEE ON MY BED“ “tired of all these stupid fuckin plants” “could you even really consider jelly filled donuts donuts?” “actually everything is real” “if you eat cereal for dinner, you're not having fucking breakfast” “i think my in real life superpower is that i have freakishly fast metabolism” “i dont care if you are evil you are MY TYPE” “you dirty criminal” “is a dessert item a dessert if it isn't eaten after dinner? discuss” “ok im done for the Right Now” “found a concerning orb. in the sky.” “HOW DID YOU KILL THEM” “why do i do this to myself why do i keep doing this” “the only simp here is me” “I No Longer Wish To Know!“ “DID THEY JUST END AN ENTIRE SPECIES” “WE ARE DETERMINED” “this is also really funny by virtue of the fact that these people are all fucking british” “they throw rocks at me and say we want the himbo” “THE CONTEXT IS IMPORTANT HERE” “its something that i SPECIFICALLY am passionate about” “hanburnger?” “thats just what living with siblings is like” “howd she get there? fuckin beats me dude idk” “i remember everything i am like a shark with an abnormally good memory” “i am sorry that you are predictable” “Hey Guys, Just Checkiing In To Make Sure You Got My Joke, Just Making Sure, I Just Wanted To Check In And See If You Got The Joke, Because I Was Afraid You Wouldnt Get It, So Im Just Checking In,” “i marked your worm” “what are you gonna do. unsend whatever you send me? i am Shaking in my fuzzy socks rn” “you Know i hate the idea of being wrong” “You Did Not Need To Stroke His Ego” “i am too stupid to live and if i was not vaccinated my genes would have no chance of being passed on because i would be dead” “~the oldest anarchy server in minecraft history~” “am i shaking because of adrenaline or rage.... who can tell” “I HAVE SO MUCH ADRENALINE IN ME BUT ITS 1 AM IN THE MORNING” “jokes on u i fucking HATE ___ i think hes the worst” “JUST IMPULSE MADE BROWNIES AT 9 PM HEYOOOO” “cry about it more bitch boy maybe piss your pants while ur at it” “im getting so casually toxic back to toxic gamer boys” “itll be fiiiiiine” “we are all stupid mice who take turns being the piper” “queen of bargains is me i am the queen of bargaining and scoring deals” “its not TECHNICALLY a direct threat but also yes it is” “i see a demon i go possess me then bitch boy u wont” “AAAA THE FUCKIN VIIIIBES” “IM NOT GOING TO STOP BEING MAD ABOUT IT”