#they give me the conn smythe after i lose and i tackle gary bettman then just start swinging

[maxz-b]

if i was a generational talent hockey player first overall etc etc i would be super normal about it and then if my team sucked for more than one season consecutively id start fighting. if i could give connor bedard one word of advice id tell him to deck someone the next time his team fails him. goal doesn't go in? Punch the nearest dman. i am three apples tall only good because im fast and i will bite someone