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more spicy chapter for the spy AU please? 🤏
"Holy shit," Gil groaned as he flopped into the bed loudly. "What a day."
It had been a hell of a mission, from start to finish. There was some rescuing, some extrication, some very narrow escapes. But at least it was completed. All they had to do was actually get back home to report in. But that could wait until tomorrow.
"I agree," Thena sighed heavily, lying herself down next to him more delicately. They didn't usually make stops after a mission, since the only real safety for them was back at base. But this stop was necessary to avoid the suspicion of boarding a flight right then and there.
Gil stretched his arm out, slithering it under Thena's neck. Other than that, he remained on his back.
Thena rolled over, keeping her head cushioned on his arm and shoulder and tucking herself into his side as well. She inhaled as his head tilted, hovering closer to hers. "We said we wouldn't."
"Oh, right," Gil mumbled, even as he pressed his lips to her forehead.
"We did," she repeated as she leaned into him more. His arm moved and his fingers toyed with a few strands of her hair. "We did."
"We did," he whispered as he rolled over too, nuzzling her face until his lips could find hers.
"We promised," she whimpered into the kiss, even as she grasped two handfuls of his shirt. She straightened her spine and her legs, pressing herself closer to him.
"Did we?" he inhaled against her cheek before moving his lips to her neck. He rolled even further, until he could lie over her. He flicked open a button of her dress. "Why did we do that?"
"Because," Thena inhaled as he worked on two more buttons before running his finger along the edge of her bra. She wasn't often in civilian clothes.
"Because?" he prompted, enjoying taking his time and burying his face in her cleavage.
"The job," she uttered simplistically, her considerable mental faculties leaving her as Gil dragged his teeth along the inside of her breasts.
They said they couldn't be physical anymore because of the job. It could interfere with their effectiveness, and complicate their partnership, something upon which their lives depended.
That one instance in the garage had been a mistake.
"We're off the clock, Ghost," Gil chuckled into her shoulder as he moved his hands to work from the bottom up, slipping up her dress. "If you want me to stop, just tell me."
It would make good sense. It would be better for the mission, and for all future missions. It would be probably be better for their work partnership, too. Certainly their handler would feel better about not having to suspect that their feelings were more than professional.
"Talk to me, Thena," he whispered, pulling away from her just to look her in the eye.
How she loved him. She loved him in every cover, every mission, every rare instance in between when they were just Gil and Thena, partners since the beginning. She loved everything about Gil, and she always had.
It was only recently that she had added his body to the list of things she loved most about him.
Gil moaned as she pulled him into another kiss, firmer than before. He wrapped his arms around her to truly hold her, his hands sliding over her.
Thena gasped as he pulled her dress up the rest of the way. His fingers were deft and firm, immediately slipping into her underwear. Gil never wasted time when there was a mission at hand. Her hands closed into fists, rumpling his shirt hopelessly.
"Easy," he rumbled into her ear, his voice low and rough. He stroked and circled his fingers, coaxing her pleasure out of her. "Just relax, sweetheart--I got'cha."
Thena inhaled sharply and let it out, although it trembled the whole way. Her whole body started trembling as he circled a particular spot, his thumb pushing against her most tender nerve centre as leverage. She stared up at the ceiling, clinging to him as if she were at sea. "Gil!"
He pulled up hard, keeping his hand still as she writhed against him gently. He was far from done, but he considered this a necessary step. He bent his head to kiss her cheek, "that's my girl."
Thena tilted her head, whimpering again as she felt him pull his fingers out of her. She didn't give in to pleasure often. She didn't consider herself someone who needed it often, either. But the things Gil could make her feel...
"You good?" he asked, their voices soft, their breathing mixing together in the silent room.
She nodded, her chest heaving. Gil laid over her again, having gotten his belt undone and his pants out of the way just enough. They didn't have the luxury of ripping all their clothes off and making tender love. Nor could they afford to fuck like wild animals rutting against each other. What they could afford was a quick relief of tension in a whole world against the two of them.
Gil kissed her as he pushed in. She groaned; his fingers were already thicker than she was used to, and he was much, much thicker than that. He peppered her face with kisses, "you okay?"
She nodded, clawing at his back as she adjusted to him being fully inside of her. This was actually the first time they were being connected in this particular way. Her head felt like it was floating off her body, her vision was starry.
"S'okay, just breathe," he whispered in her ear.
She did so, slowing her breathing until her startled muscles could relax. She turned her head, seeking his lips again. He gave them, and she demanded his tongue as well.
Gil moved gently, never one to risk hurting her in any way. He nuzzled her cheek, both of them breathing for their lives. They had both done underwater training, could hold their breath for upwards of five minutes. But they were panting for air.
Thena gripped the muscles in his back as his hips met hers. She tried not to sink into the feeling of it and keep her mind alert. But the feeling of Gil inside her, a heat like nothing else filling her. The warm, solid weight of him surrounding her and the musky scent of him mixing with the scent of their intimacy. She felt dizzy.
"Thena," Gil uttered, sounding more strained as he moved somewhat faster. He nipped at her neck, feeling around for her pulse until he could pay it proper attention.
"Gil," she gasped in response, her voice high and stringy--fluttery. Everything felt fluttery right now. She wasn't a fluttery person. Her codename was not Butterfly. But her whole body trembled as she felt him swell even further. "Gil!"
He pressed his lips to her cheek again, and she could feel him smiling against her skin. "Sorry, you sound really cute right now."
Thena felt herself clench around him reflexively. She blushed.
Encouraged, Gil picked up speed even more. His arms dragged over the bed sheets, curling around her protectively, hoarding what was his. His breathing came faster and rougher, his leverage angle changed.
Thena sought his mouth again, hungrily this time. Her legs slithered around his and her hips rose to meet him halfway. She was much closer than she anticipated, and probably closer than he thought she was. "Gil, yes, so close."
What few words she did have to offer seemed enough for him. He moved his hand to grip a handful of her behind, "any time now, hon."
Thena bit into her bottom lip as he continued to push and push her closer. She was a seasoned spy, and there was little she couldn't endure. But she would give up absolutely anything to come right now.
Gil let her dig her nails into him as she came around him, her whole body shaking as she gripped him. He groaned into her hair splayed over the sheets as he followed, spilling into her unabashedly. He smashed their lips together again before reeling himself in, making their kisses more gentle again. He held her cheeks, looking for signs she would never speak aloud. "You okay?"
Thena opened her eyes, blinking up at the ceiling again before Gil moved into her line of sight. She was still seeing stars, everything hazy and dreamlike. Her biochemical addled brain sang Gil's praises as she looked at him, screaming at her to yearn for him.
He kissed her again, their lips moving languidly. He still held her like she was fragile, and he was still lying over her like she was all his.
She was, in ways she couldn't afford. But she clung to him, even as he pulled out of her, even as he laid down beside her just to pull her closer once he was comfortable. Her hands sought his skin like she was burned and he was the salve.
Physical pleasure was too dangerous for the brain to endure.
Thena sighed as she settled against his chest. She was far too exhausted to move, and she had no desire as Gil pressed his lips to the top of her head and exhaled deeply. She rose and fell with the rhythm of his chest, as if bobbing along at sea on a raft of him.
"I've got you, Thena," Gil mumbled before dropping off into sleep, his fingers entangled with hers and his arm around her shoulders.
She nuzzled into his chest, just this once, to indulge her silly, love stricken brain. He had her in ways he didn't even know about--ways she could never really tell him. But just for tonight, she could add her body to that list.
#Thenamesh Spy AU#Thenamesh 18+#some soft spice#welcome to the tasteful spice hour#don't read this on the bus#I mean do what you want but I will not be held responsible#Thena poor Thena#she's here trying to be like I am a world renowned spy#I can handle a simple act of physical intimacy#and then she gets one good night#and her brain goes#ahhhh Gil Gil Gil Gil Gil Gil Gil#Gil I love you so much ah you're so strong and handsome and let's cuddle together#of course she just looks as blank as ever#and she's telling her brain to knock it the fuck off#but they're professionals#they get up the next day#clean themselves up a little#they get on a normal plane#like normal civilians#carrying billions worth of international intel#maybe he gets a little cheeky#he takes Thena's hand in his and asks the flight attendant if his wife can please have an extra pillow#she glares at him but he leans over and whispers that she's cute when she glares at him#and all that happens is she gets flustered and pretends to go to sleep#they definitely don't hold hands under the blankets
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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...
Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance#the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence#maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate#“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh#you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now#“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and#expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered#and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing#“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN#“salmon and rye bread—thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE#“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes#“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve#“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot#he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE#THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH#MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE#SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE#SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO#the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there#we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???
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y’know generally i try to limit colour palettes to as few colours as possible to make things more cohesive but despite my best efforts only jay ended up being able to stick to that </3
ANYWAYS here’s the as-of-right-now fully updated designs for these dickheads. these will no doubt undergo even more tweaking as i draw them more but this is a start i guess. also pls open the pictures to look at them properly i worked so hard LOL
some random notes under the cut yaaaay
chip —
he jingles when he walks. somehow he’s still stealthy. i do not know how
kept the platinum ring that bonded him to gillion in the block! because hey he doesn’t really have a reason to take it off (and it’s a nice reminder of how much gill cares about him, and how far their friendship has come since that ice arena)
his tattoos shift and flicker like actual flames, and sometimes (harmless, purely aesthetic) sparks fly off them when he’s excited
i just think smoke coming out of his mouth when he’s angry would be cool :]
chipped teeth from biting rocks and coins all the time :/
he has scars from the red lightning, they’re just mostly contained to his back and shoulders. they’re a similar red to his coat even once they’ve healed
gillion —
the tail sleeve thing is so he can rest it on the ground without damaging his scales, he doesn’t usually wear it when he’s just on the ship because the wood is soft enough that it’s usually fine + it can hinder swimming a bit. it’s mostly meant for places where there’s cobblestone or gravel streets and such. i think his armour would probably have a version that looks similar but covers the whole tail minus the fins, maybe with some armour plating of its own. i didn’t draw it because there wasn’t any room lol
his scars from the lightning are pink mostly because red stood out too much tbh. they softly glow in the dark the same as his coral and the pink parts of his fins
also kept his ring! his hands aren’t really made for jewellery, though, because the webbing means it won’t sit very secure on his finger. so he keeps it on the same chain as the necklace he got from aslana to keep it safe
tried to make him look a bit bulkier and more his age than in my original design? i feel like i was leaning too much into the naivety and. shortness. originally lol. he also has thicker eyebrows now and i’m still trying to decide how i feel about them but i think? i like it? i don’t tend to give many character thin eyebrows so it could’ve been a unique thing for him but alas
i think i made the sword too small but like ignore that
also forgor to include pretzel </3 that’s okay though she can get her own design sheet later. she’s special like that
jay —
i believe in tall jay supremacy
blue magic! i was considering gold but that’d look a bit more like a canary than i wanted for her wings so. blue jay :]
her hair is supposed to look kinda like fire to mimic her dad ! kinda showing that even if she runs from her family and the navy they’ll always be a part of her. and also i just like drawing messy hair
i gave her sturdier gloves just because i feel like it fits her better. also changed up the shirt to more of a button up solely because i don’t like tank tops very much LOL
i did WANT to make her outfit a bit flashier to match the boys better but i couldn’t quite figure out where to Put the flash. maybe that’ll come later, the way the story’s going i might get to design some cool prosthetics for her or something
overall —
because there’s just so many fucking colours i triiied to add at least one or two colours from each of them into the others designs. jay has her necklace with each of their main colours on it, her wings are the same blue as gillions eyes, her jacket and right eye are the same dark blue as destiny’s blade, her hair is the same orange as the lighter part of chips tattoos. chip has a dark green sash under all the belts, the same as the hilt of destiny’s blade. they all use the same shades of black, gold, and brown
the only real exception is gillion doesn’t have anything from the other two because he has Such a specific colour palette and he already had so much going on as-is orz jay was obviously the easiest to do this with because she has both warm and cool colours in her palette by default lol (and i did her design last, so that helps)
#.png#jrwi#jrwi riptide#just roll with it#jrwi chip#gillion tidestrider#jay ferin#jrwi spoilers#THEYRE FINALLY DONE zoo wee mama#the lines are thicker on the little armour drawings because i did the sketch thing and then went yk what. good enough. and just coloured tha#also got rid of gills button nose it was too annoying to draw#i’m so used to straight and aquiline noses#another thing that could’ve been unique for him in terms of my character designs#but nah#pls ignore that i drew them all standing on diff planes/angles btw i wasn’t trying very hard w that#weirdly proud of myself for managing to give them all pretty unique profiles#that’s normally something i kinda get stuck on. drawing people from the side#in different ways besides nose shape
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taylor swift - midnight rain // besoccer // the analyst // imiasanmia // esmuellert
#no i will not get a grip!!#yeah i scrolled 2 years down thomas's insta for that caption what about it#im actually so emo abt that post cause like. they both knew it was their last game together#and normally he writes a mf essay for the caption#but here its just. you pick the words. idk what to say.#also theres a plane in it so ofc im v excited about that#again no i will not be getting a grip#thomas müller#robert lewandowski#müllendowski#sad müllendowski hours#fc bayern#mullendowski#web weaving#is what this is called apparently#i learned that
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Ever think about how tragic it is to be in The Universe's place as a being that loves all of creation but can never express that in a way that the subjects of their affection can understand so they created a middle line of it. To grant any and all wishes just to show that they are there, they are listening, and they are giving you the means to grasp what you desire.
But it's never enough because to a higher being such as The Universe, with no bias on What wish to grant or a bias on What is right or wrong, they grant wishes indiscriminately. Because they love everyone, so they grant everyone's wishes, all the while bending it so as to prevent needless damage, because they love you.
But their love is also what hurts you, like how Loop had to give up in the end cuz of how hopeless it all seemed so Loop had to make another wish. And how Siffrin continued to suffer during the timeloops, and especially how much it hurts Loop, to see someone else achieve what they've always wanted to have. To Loop, they're The Universe's favourite cosmic joke but to The Universe, they love them.
They granted Loop's wish, and then granted another, they continuously grant Siffrin's wish. They love them, but they don't know how much it hurts all the same because they can't understand the way all of creation expresses love. Because their own language is incomprehensible to anyone else but them. Ever think about how lonely it must be to be a higher being with a language only they can understand.
#aria rants#disappeared for awhile playing video games only to reappear talking bout the Universe. im Very Normal bout them (lying liar who lies)#like-- the way i see the Universe is that theyre on a bit of a higher plane than the other gods as a being that encompasses all of creation#the Change God and the Expressions are in the same plane which is a bit lower than the Universe's#since theyre all higher beings they have a better grasp at understanding the Universe anyway so it isnt as lonely#but its still pretty lonely to be the only one with a language the others cant comprehend even if theyre being understood#and it gets reaaaally lonely when the very subjects of their affection and adoration cant understand them at all#they can understand all of creation but at the same time cant comprehend it themself. its like an ouroboros with a mirror#the other higher beings can understand yet cant comprehend the Universe all the while#the Universe can understand but cant comprehend all of creation. its one tragic and lonely cycle for em#isat spoilers
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click for better quality!
the planes of existence
#my art#do not copy trace or steal#dovewing#lionblaze#jayfeather#wc#wc art#waca#warriors#warrior cats#this is more experimental than anything . very silly very fun#whenever i used to draw dove lion and jay i always drew dove upset . for whatever reason#and i didnt really understand what shes going through but now that im older and now that more has happened to her . yeah . i get it#i also had a phase where i didnt like dove and that was part of the reason xd i promise thats not the case anymore i lovewing dovewing#i kin her i project onto her sm . im so normal about her#i know the planes of existence is a dnd thing but if we think abt it . dovewing earth jayfeather heaven lionblaze hell#that has nothing to do with personal opinions its literally parts of their story unless im remembering wrong#i just dont have a good title without sounding corny x_x#anyway goodnight tumblr im gonna shower and go to bed happy super bowl (did not do a single football related thing)
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so.
#SOOORRRRYYYYYY#im sorry.#I downloaded dp and forgot to play it until i saw a moot going crazy about it. so i played it on the plane and uh. had a (NORMAL) thought#i’ll make a ven diagram of characters as yoohankim later.. i promise…#but i couldn’t get this out of my head#orv#omniscient reader’s viewpoint#dead plate#yoo joonghyuk#vincent charbonneau#this is kim dokja of me isn’t it god damn it
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usamericans are like "damn those crazy orientals japanese really did commit suicide for their country they must have been really brainwashed" and then see no problem in joining the military
#listen the kamikaze tactics are barely a step above the normal logic of the military#all armies require you to essentially hand your life over to your state. you don't have a choice if you're sent to die or not#the only thing that changes is the immediacy of that suicide but it's not that different in substance#“uhhh kamikazes were bolted into their planes so they couldn't get out”#1st that's not true#2nd have you ever heard of a submarine?
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singlehandedly cornering the incredibly niche jean vicquemare pet regression market. [guy whos baring his soul]
#[walks away middle fingers up woth the shirt that says LEAVE NOTHING BUT A TRAIL OF POOP]#sorry i get weird abt posting art thats like. not normal.#jean vicquemare#kim kitsuragi#pet regression#disco elysium#[crying anime girl pic] IM SORRY FOR PROJECTING ON JEAN. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN.#also second pic is kim agere. bc he deserves it. he needs a break to just go play w his planes#ALSO NOBODY MENTION THAT FIRST PIC THE PLANE FALLS AND IS IN A COMPLETELY DIFF POSITION I J. i dont have the power in me rn to fix it but it#its pissing me off so much. so im just gunna sit here n tremble and tell u guys not to look at it.
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I would say it’s unrealistic to write a fic where Chris comes home after the summer only to find out Buck and Tommy have moved in but then I remembered Eddie canonically asked Marisol to move in within a week of Chris being out of town
#BuddieTommy#Chris coming home while Buck and Eddie are on shift and exploring this house like ‘that’s Buck’s house plant#that’s Buck’s cookware that’s Buck’s bedsheets on Dad’s bed AND WHO THE HELL TURNED THE GARAGE INTO A GYM#Then Tommy comes home like ‘hey kid your dad said you might be home today still can’t believe he let you take a plane ride by yourself tbh#and Chris is like TOMMY!!! wait TOMMY???#and Tommy seems VERY comfortable in their house all of a sudden#and in the 10 hours#it takes for Eddie and Buck to get home#Tommy just sort of chills and checks in on Chris every once in a while#and at some point Tommy changes clothes?#and Chris is like ‘what are you gonna sleep here?’ and Tommy’s like ‘HOW ABOUT SOME ICE CREAM’#and at that point there’s clearly a Conversation that has to be had#and then Buck and Eddie come home and Buck kisses Tommy on the Cheek: Normal#then Eddie ALSO kisses Tommy on the cheek: ??????#and Chris is like: dad I think you left something out of your letters (also why did you send me letters you’re so weird)
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yall ready for this post canon supernatural (where i have chosen to resolve plots i didnt like off screen, aka the empty, chuck, and billie being evil for NO REASON-) that lives in my head? Good! I will make note of what i made end differently if I feel like it but whatever everyone is living in MY supernatural pony crossover
anyway part 1
#shout out to that one user who liked and reblogged an mpreg post and critizized it in the tags#mlpnatural#spn#mlp#supernatural#sketch#supernatural with ponies#supernatural characters as ponies#sketch artist#dean winchester#sam winchester#pony sam winchester#pony dean winchester#ponies#destiel as ponies#mpreg#i can do whatever i want forever#sketch comic#nephilim#angel radio#i have a handful of plotlines and whatnot#also to me the chuck finale went different#instead of jack being a sponge bomb thing billie released a bunch of winchester friends family and accomplices from heaven#to curb stomp chuck and fix the world#releasing his power back to the many other gods and dieties and cosmic beings he stole from#anyway like the end of spy kids#things are back to normal#cas is back and juiced up as an angel 2.0 under jacks command#jack is still kinda god so he does do a feild trip where he helps the planes of existance get put back together and under new management#after that he gets to level out his power and shave the chuck boost and not be god after that yay
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[ID: a sketch of fillmore and sarge from cars, drawn with a blue pen on lined paper. they are parked beside each other, and fillmore is looking up and smiling while sarge kind of glares at him. end ID]
hello hi would anyone like a cars doodle i did at work since i havent posted anything recently 😳
#pixar cars#cars movie#fillmore#sarge#sometimes you see one of the weird tumblr ads on the pikaman blog#and you check the blog for funsies to see if there are any posts on there that arent ads#and you find one thats just a picture of mack from cars????#and you're like hey i remember him... cars......#and then you spend 10 hours watching all of the cars movies and the planes movies and the cars shorts and tv show#and then a month after that you still cant get those damn vehicles out of your head..........#anyways im having a normal one!! 😁
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Continuing my Dr Jacob rants, I wanted to mention how... off I've been feeling with how the rest of the characters have been treating the whole situation regarding him dating Michelle. It's so far been exclusively framed as a marital issue that Ted has to work through, and it's being massively downplayed by the people around him and the narrative itself? I feel as if it's being equated to simply struggling with watching an ex move on, which is SO not what is happening here. This is a deeply unethical and damaging relationship to everybody else being pulled into Michelle and Dr. Jacob's absolute fucking nonsense, and I know I've brought this up before, but this is the type of shit you get your license taken away for. Having a relationship with a patient, former or not, is such a full stop unethical crossing of every boundary meant to exist between a patient and therapist that I couldn't explain just how much of a no it is if I had 15 hours uninterrupted and a megaphone.
At least where I live, the college of registered psychotherapy has a half a decade minimum legal time frame that must be elapsed to have a relationship with a patient, but honestly that's just technicalities. Therapists should, under NO CIRCUMSTANCE, have any kind of duel relationship with a current or former patient. Therapy is meant to make a connection to help you work through your problems, but it's not for making a friend and it's certainly not for meeting a partner. And for a therapist to abuse that power and, in this situation, maybe even coerce a patient out of their marriage so they can date them (because come on, that's exactly what fucking happened given the facts), is beyond deplorable. I don't give a fuck if Dr. Jacob gives nice guy energy, he's a professional (unprofessional as he may be) who knows exactly what he did, and he's a piece of shit for it.
I know this is TV, and the way therapists act in media is so sensationalized and dramatized, but considering Ted Lasso is "the show about having good mental health" and understanding and unpacking trauma and issues, the lacklustre reaction from characters regarding the relationship between Ted's ex wife and her (and Ted's!!) therapist are just bizzare. I need at least somebody in-universe to acknowledge how baffling the behaviour is, and I really can't deal with the idea of Ted being left out to dry in this situation. This isn't some simple "my ex is moving on and that's tough for me but I need to accept it" situation, this is a borderline traumatic betrayal of trust Ted is going through, and the thought of it being left unaddressed while Ted has to make nice with Dr. Jacob because "Well, I really need to not make a fuss because he makes Michelle happy and he's Henry's new father figure now!" is soooo fucking awful I honestly can't even think about it. Anyways don't date your therapist this has been my PSA
#I'm in such a mood and I don't care if anybody sees this I just need to get my thoughts out there#this is very stream of consciousness and not incredibly thought out but idgaf because i can't stop fuming about this fucking fake dr i stG-#im fine. im normal#i have so much beef with him you don't fucking get it#everything about the situation should have his licence for practice instantly revoked#full stop#getting with a patient after treating both her and her husband in couples counselling and then seeing her individually#to coach her through her DIVORCE and then starting to date her???#its such a stupid fucking thing to do thats so morally reprehensible for him as a professional i just-#aksjhfkjJHKHKJKJKHLJKHFHDJSHKLHJKDSFHJRRRRRRRRR#we're all good. we're all good :) going to teleport into the ted lasso universe (get on a plane to britain) so i can drop kick him brb#ted lasso#ted lasso spoilers#ted lasso season 3#ted lasso meta#andis thought geyser
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Like three of my coworkers in the past month have tested positive for covid, every day I see new ppl on my dash mentioning that they’ve caught covid, every day I see and hear from ppl who have come down w something that looks like covid but the test came back negative but also they can only afford to test once bc tests aren’t free anymore and the more accurate tests are also more expensive so there’s no way to know if it was a false negative, and yet nobody masks anymore. hell world hell world
#meg talks#like i feel like im losing my mind. i will admit that ive probably gotten too bold abt going out in public#but at least i never go out without wearing a clean n95#and then i immediately look around and see no one else is wearing one and im like well fuck me i guess.#i refuse to get on an airplane or have anyone come visit me via plane bc fucking every time someone ik gets on a plane#they come back with covid#and i just keep thinking back to the start of the pandemic and the efforts to flatten the curve#and how if we’d just fucking. done it. if the lockdown wasn’t lifted so fast. we could have killed covid#instead we’re going on four years of this. and ppl just act like life is normal again#well it’s not normal for me. catching covid could ruin my body and cost me my job and then what#but nobody cares bc most precautions protect other ppl around us more than they protect ourselves#and nobody gives a shit abt the disabled#nor do they want to think abt the fact that they are one covid infection away from being disabled themselves
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On the casually insane antics of Illusionist!Gale…
I don’t usually wax poetic about the blorbos on main, but I keep thinking about one specific aspect of Gale’s act II romance scene that makes me completely feral.
Sure, it’s impressive that he can project a pretty aurora into the sky, and recreate his rooms in Waterdeep from memory. And maybe somebody with better knowledge of 5e spellcasting rules has a really mundane explanation of this and it’s nbd (if so don’t tell me XD)…
… but purely based on what we’re being shown, Gale just blithely conjures an illusory copy of The Art of the Night ��� and with enough detail — that he can then use it to simultaneously cast a second spell (when he has Tav place their hand on the diagrams in the book) that transports two souls into the Weave? And is presumably maintaining concentration on both? While also blowing Tav’s mind?
It’s one thing to be able to cast/maintain two spells at once; but that’s not even the whole of it; he’s casting the second spell using materials he imagined into existence with the first…
Maybe my Tav and I are just hopeless smitten nerds (we are), but that’s some Inception, dream-within-a-dream fuckery. Gale mentions he can’t create such elaborate illusions very often, and it’s fair to assume that he was referring to the scale or the grandeur of it; but the multi-channel processing is so much more galaxy-brain, imo? And at that level of detail?? Babygirl’s got photographic memory in that terrifying tadpoled head of his, on top of raw magic talent.
And let’s not even get into the combat implications of being able to just pull entirely functional spellscrolls out of thin air, even if only on occasion. At that point, what’s the actual difference between illusion and reality? God!Gale may not be an emotionally healthy ending for him, but with illusory talent like that, it’s easy to understand how quickly the lines blurred for him—even without a heavy helping of hubris dumped on top…
[Karlach voice, rubbing the back of my neck] Anyway, what were we talking about….?
#get you a man who can fuck around on one plane while simultaneously finding out on another#I’m utterly unhinged - don’t send help#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 meta#bg3#if some batshit D&D wizard rules make this completely Normal (TM) then ignore me#but I think it’s heckin wild#granted I am a sucker for any sort of simulcasting split-consciousness neurodivergent nonsense
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trying to remain normal and realistic sooooo bad but internally im like. can't believe im getting poddpapang as the main pairing in a BL series where they're gonna play 30 years old characters on real actual legit television on my screen and a new jimmysea series on top of that in actuality FR
#I TRULY FEEL SOOOOOO NORMAL ABOUT ALL OF THIS#IT'S HONESTLY INSANE HOW NORMAL AND HINGED AND SANE AND FINE AND CHILL AND NONCHALANT AND OKAY I FEEL ABOUT THIS#getting a poddpapang series AND a new jimmysea series would be crazy for me#someone needs to humble me rn immediately before i start truly believing this is gonna happen#ALSO CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYONE ALREADY KNEW ABOUT THE PODDPAPANG THING EXCEPT FOR ME 🧍♀️#kissing my one anon on the spiritual plane#but also i really should check the tags more often ;;;;;;;#gmmtv 2025#m: txt
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