#they dont let that shit slide

[musubiki]

recently thinking about the concept of a new npc/semi-cryptid healer character: a little (REALLY little) old lady who rides around on a giant animal (boar or something) whose....family(??) has a long history of healing talents through accupuncture, herbal remedies, pressure points, chiropractic things, etc.

the family line/line of practice has a history of very long life BECAUSE of the healing practices, so this little old lady is maybe...150? 170? years old??? shed be the healer the guild goes to, since her remedies are BETTER than mochis magic AND limes tech junk, she can help any one of them without problem

but the odd thing about her is that shes NOT a witch, weirdly. her healing is 100% natural, which means it works on those with high magic res, since it has nothing to do with magic.

i also think the family history would have this weird relationship with witches, where theyre willing to heal them (for a price of course), but they absolutely REFUSE to give their secrets to any witch. "You'll just make it better and put us out of a job." they always say, so even mochi doesnt know what the hell is in that soup shes eating, all she knows is that its capable of instantly restoring 90% of her magic (5 day cooldown before she can drink it again though, lest she die)

[shreddeddescent]

you know how infuriating it is when your little brother shoots up in a year? and you've already got enough body issues going on? and hes fucking RUDE about it on top?

raph doesnt cope well. he needs a fucking outlet. (next)

[frostedpuffs]

it's sooooo funny how someone can be the most vile, homophobic, racist, and manipulative person you've ever met, shit talk you and your multiple friends in DMs for OVER A YEAR, and then be all "boohoo why are they so mean to me i did nothing wrong I Am The Victim Here :(((" the minute you remove them from your server because you found out about all the nasty ways they've been behaving in DMs

[kiddokori]

took my little brother to the zoo today and i expressly told him not to bark at the animals because it’s equivalent to shouting at them and just kinda rude but there were these two kids in fox masks with tail belts howling at the wolves and he looked at me with such big sad wet eyes and blatant desperation that i sighed and went “ok. one bark.”

[charleemoon]

thinking about abigail hobbs

[votaeto]

an update on my figures!!

I bought a container haha, thankfully it fits all of my one piece merchs— and I realized now I got big ace and sabo!! both in sitting position!! I love them 😋🫶🏻💫

guess who’s my fave…

these two came today!! and ohmygod I’m going crazy over them… ace in jeans.. shirtless.. the pose.. THIS SABO FIGURE. THE VEINS. HIS POSE?? NO GLOVE??? INSANE.

[undasura]

btw does tw tagging still function if you tag like "(trigger) /"... i forgot and i want to be able to tag properly esp when people are being shitty on my posts and i feel the need to virtually slap them

[mur1an]

Beltreipe watching Diodora friend cheat the competition, while in his chair:

Meanwhile, Tristan somewhere in the corner:

[lucyflawless]

It would be absolutely hilarious, if it wasn't deeply fucking ridiculous, that people who ARE centrists and ARE liberals are the ones taking aim at Chappell Roan and claiming that she falls right of the left. She's so obviously not a centrist or a liberal or a republican. If they spent five seconds of their time to peel their eyes away from out-of-context tweets, honed their critical thinking skills and actually did the most meagre amount of research, they'd easily find that she's more Left than them. They are the ones falling for hit-piece tweets written by known Zionists and/or transphobes/terfs taking aim at her because she is outspoken about the genocide happening in Palestine and she is outspoken about trans rights. She actually uses her voice and raises money for those in Palestine, as well as those within the LGBTQ+ community. Oh no! She won't give her full endorsement to a politician, and she'll actually air her grievances about the failings of said political party! How DARE someone in the public eye do something genuinely democratic and stand by their beliefs... Y'all are so annoying.

[paparoach]

can people start tagging abuse please.

[mahi-does-some-art]

A bad habit Mahiru got after joining the team M polycule (thanks Higan) lol

I genuinely think Sakuya would try to kill Higan for getting Mahiru into smoking fjjfjg. I don't think he'd take kindly to him getting addicted to anything thanks to his childhood.

LOL but imagine Tooru is the one that catches Mahiru smoking. Mahiru would look sooo guilty and Tooru would snatch that out if his hand so fast. He would immediently think to blame Touma, too.

Tooru catching him in the act and worriedly telling him to please don't do that would probably be a very fast way to actually get him to stop before it'd get too far.

[marsbotz]

i ship inhun in a way that differwnt and more swagful than anyone else btw.

[sallymew4]

this started as me wanting to put big clean up Ritsu and pre-mob Teru in a room together but then i got silly

i like conceptualizing fighting game concepts for my favorite medias….. its really fun……….

heres the image without text

[nessvn]

i just need to make it to shabbat i just need to make it to shabbat i just need

[soccerpunching]

Kidou loves gossips and he does it a lot when he's alone with his sister. You cannot tell me otherwise. He KNOWS every dirt about you as much as Haruna does and already judged the hell out of you. Being a Kidou may need him to keep appearances and be professional but make one wrong move (harm endou or haruna) and your life will be ruined even without ordering goons to beat you up

[nzaploveblog]

everyone on splatoon twitter needs to fucking die man