#they don’t even know about holy mami. i love holy mami

[frascospecimen]

“magia record anime isn’t worth watching” is a take I see every now and then somehow that’s just baffling to me like. O dont even know where to go with this post what do you mean. “the holy quintet barely even shows up in it” They dont even know about holy mami

[mayearies]

✩ ABC’S

sfw alphabet with miles. genre: floof

—‘A’ IS FOR AFFECTION (how affectionate are they?) holy moly is he attached to you. he will literally take your attention away from whatever it is you’re doing and direct it towards him. 10 hugs, 20 kisses a day, sounds about right for him. he annoys you with it sometimes but he’s a cutie, so he gets a pass.

“mamiii, focus on meee”

—‘B’ IS FOR BESTFRIEND (what are they like as a bestie?) he’s a pretty energetic person so expect to do some dumb shit with him. a jokester but also will listen to you rant and vent about your life and will do all he can to distract you from it.

—‘C’ IS FOR CUDDLES (how do they like to cuddle?) hes big on cuddling. quality time in general is important to him. if you don’t like that he doesn’t fw you. in some situations he would be the big spoon, others he would be little. doesnt matter. in fact he doesn’t even really know what those terms mean. he’s also a fan of skin to skin contact to expect his hands to be somewhere on your upper body.

—‘D’ IS FOR DOMESTIC (settling down? how will they be helping out around?) would want to marry you as soon as his parents give him the okay. he’s down tremendous for you. he isnt the cleanest person (did you see his room 💀). he kinda just throws things wherever they are supposed to be. not the best at cooking, either. the only thing he can perfect are probably waffles or pop-tarts.

—‘E’ IS FOR ENDING (how would breakups work out?) lots and lots of tears. it doesn’t matter if you broke up with him or he broke up with you, he would be crying. he didn’t think he would be able to lose someone like you.

—‘F’ IS FOR FIANCÉE (how do they feel about commitment?) he wants to get married as soon as possible. he always rambled on about getting married and the places he would take you, the things you would see. you would have to tell him to slow down before thinking about all of that, but he wouldn’t listen (playfully).

—‘G’ IS FOR GENTLE (how gentle are they?) oh, he’s really gentle. he’s into the slow kind of love. he can be rough if you want him to, though. just not really how he likes things to go. he’s got a sweet tooth for you and you have one for him. only comes naturally. a few kisses traveling from your forehead, down to your cheek, stopping at your collarbone is all he needs.

—‘H’ IS FOR HUGS (do they like hugs?) he loves hugs. love love loves them. he can’t go an hour without some type of physical contact from you. he gives the best hugs too, he gets it from his dad. he likes it when you compliment the way he hugs you, you call him your little build-a-bear.

“aww mami, i love when you call me that. it makes me feel special!”

—‘I’ IS FOR I LOVE YOU (how long does it take them to say the ‘l word?’) pretty fast. unlike his other counterpart, he is pretty head over heels for you. he would probably say it on the second or third date you two had, of while in the talking stage. he probably doesnt even really know what a talking stage is because it’s his first relationship.

—‘J’ IS FOR JEALOUSY (how do they get jealous?) he’s not easily jealous. he would let you have guy friends but they can’t get too close. this man can get predatorial pretty fast. he would brush it off, dismissing it entirely.

—‘K’ IS FOR KISSES (whats their kissing schedule?) hes all for kissing. i mean all. everytime he sees you expect a kiss. the spot changes everytime so he’s unpredictable. but each spot has been kissed at least once. his favorite place is your lips because he likes how they feel. when you kiss him, he shuts down. but if he had to choose, he likes when you kiss him on his forehead or nose. makes him feel comforted.

—‘L’ IS FOR LITTLE ONES (how are they around kids?) kids like him, and he likes kids. more or less he tolerates kids. with him being spiderman, many see him as a rolemodel. i mesn, he does have his own cereal. and christmas song.

—‘M’ IS FOR MORNINGS (how will your mornings go?) scrap the morning routine, it does not exist anymore. he will tangle you in bed with his limbs and hold you there until he’s ready to wake up with you.

—‘N’ IS FOR NIGHTS (how will your nights go?) they're pretty much the same as the mornings. he just wants to drag you to bed and cuddle all night until the sun rises. something he always looks forward to.

"please come back to bed, i can’t live off of me dreamin’ of you."

—‘O’ IS FOR OPEN (when will they tell you about themself?) he would want to get as comfortable with you as possible. if you ask him a personal question, he might be hesitant to answer it but will come around sooner or later. he would let certain details about himself slip by without knowing what he just said.

—‘P’ IS FOR PATIENCE (how patient are they with you?) he's pretty laid back with you. he isn't one to get upset easily. but if he does get upset it might be over little things.

—‘Q’ IS FOR QUIZZES (how much do they remember about you?) he tries to remember everything about you. emphasis on try. sometimes he might forget and with acknowledging on how forgetful he is, he will write important details about you in his sketchbook.

—‘R’ IS FOR REMEMBER (what is his favorite moment in your relationship?) his favorite moment? everything he's done. but if he had to choose it would be showing you his sketchbook that had a section dedicated to drawings of you, or that time you complimented his nose.

—‘S’ IS FOR SECURITY (how protective are they of you?) he's really protective. but he can't always express it. when he has his spiderman suit on, and say he's saving you from being robbed or hit on by someone else, best believe he will step in with that deep voice to protect you.

"thanks, but do i know you from somewhere? your voice sounds familiar." "whattt nooo! i've never seen you before in my life!"

—‘T’ IS FOR TRY (how much effort do they put into dates? special occasions?) depends on the day. if it's pretty busy with crime, then he would take you bowling or something along those lines. if we're talking a normal date, a normal date for him is doing graffiti in the subway and running from the po po.

—‘U’ IS FOR UGLY (what's a bad habit of theirs?) he can be sassy, as sassy as you. he does this when he's irked or annoyed. he has the most eligant eye roll for some reason too?

—‘V’ IS FOR VANITY (how insecure are they?) can be pretty insecure sometimes, but you don't mind assuring him he looks good. sometimes, he thinks deeply about how he got with someone like you. if he could live up to your expectations. but him being himself is all you ask for.

—‘W’ IS FOR WHOLE (would they feel incomplete without you?) yes.

—‘X’ IS FOR XTRA (a random headcannon about them?) he probably has tagged you somewhere throughout brooklyn where only he would know. consider it his safe space.

—‘Y’ IS FOR YUCK (what are some things they dislike?) he wouldn't like someone who lies often (💀), makes the whole time he spent with you seem like a waste of time.

—‘Z’ IS FOR ZZZ (some of their sleeping habits?) he's a pretty messy sleeper, on top of that—he's a heavy sleeper. he can sleep through almost anything. so, here's what is expected. you fall asleep envoloped in his arms as he lays in your chest and falls asleep to your heartbeat, then you wake up to the feeling of sheets everywhere, pillows gone, and him spread out on your bed.

© mayeluvsu 42 version

[readingwiththereids]

yanda! speaks: hello my pretties! as promised, here is chapter 2! again, minimal carm so i’m sorry but we do get to see camila interact with the rest of the gang <3 hope you like it, don’t forget to like and reblog! lots of love and light 🤎

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night rain ; chapter 2

2022

Emilia was hyper and extremely difficult to tire out. Even after a two-hour trip to the park filled with nonstop monkey bars and swings, the young girl still always had another activity in mind for her and her mother to do. And that was why Camila was currently trying to stop Emilia from jumping from couch to chair and cracking her head open as they played “pirates”.

“Emmy, I swear to God if you jump, I won’t make you pudding for a week.” Camila yelled as she eyed her daughter sternly.

As the toddler huffed and sat down on the arm of the couch, a muffled ringtone sounded from under the pile of toys on the living room floor prompting Cam to rush to answer. It was Tina.

“Mami? ¿Qué pasó?” [What happened?]

“Why would you assume something happened, Camila? What if I just wanted to hear your voice?”

“Because when I tried to call you during the day last week you told me to, and I quote, ‘hop off your dick’.”

“Okay but that was different, I actually want something from you now.”

“So you do need something.” Camila chuckled into the speaker.

“Yes. Yes, whatever, God you’re just as bad as the new girl.”

“Who?” 

“No one. Could you please be my darling daughter and bring me one of my extra clean aprons? Your boyfriend won’t stop yelling at me about it.”

Ignoring the way her mother referred to Carmy, Camila replied watching Emilia start to yawn on the couch, “Are you aware that your darling daughter is also the mother to a two-year-old?” 

“Isn’t it nap time? Just bring her with, she can sleep in the car.”

A pause.

“Will you take care of her on Friday during the gala?” 

^^^^^^^^^

“I’ll be right back.” Camila whispered as she exited and locked her child in the car.

5 minutes. Just 5.

The woman thought as she hesitantly walked through the door of The Beef before being met with almost half a dozen bodies hovering around what seemed to be sandwiches.

“Cam?” 

Marcus spotted her first, immediately walking around the group to engulf her in a huge bear hug. Suddenly everyone was surrounding her. She couldn’t even count how many hugs, kisses on the cheek and pats on the back she received from her chosen family. The commotion obviously summoned the king of noise and ruckus himself, Richie and an unknown girl with multi-coloured braids trailing behind him. 

“As I live and breathe!” Richie’s voice boomed through the front of house.

“Hey, Cousin.” Camila laughed as he picked her up and spun her around.

“Feel like I haven’t seen you in ages, Mini.”

“Likewise,” she said before turning to the girl she had yet to be introduced to. “Camila, nice to meet you.” she smiled.

“Hi! My name’s Sydney, I’m staging today.”

“Awesome, I hope everyone’s made you feel welcome.” 

Angel stepped in, clearing up the confusion on Sydney’s side. “Cam is Tina’s daughter.” 

“And Carmen’s ex-girlfriend.” Ebra loudly whispered.

“Ebraheim, you know you can’t whisper.” Tina rolled her eyes, slapping his arm.

Breaking the awkwardness, Sweeps walked up to Camila with a sandwich in his hand. “Yo, you gotta try this.”

“Holy shit, this is fu-”

“Fucking fire, we know!” Richie groaned. “I don’t know why you all act like Cousin shits out a golden egg every time he makes something, nothing is that good!”

“Well, have you tried it, Richard?” Camila asked.

The scruffy man paused before shaking his head as if that was one of the most absurd questions anyone had ever dared to utter in his presence.

“Exactly,” Cam continued. “Also, I’ve seen you eat a slice of pizza off the floor in the middle of Millennium Park, so I’m not entirely sure if your standards are up to code, Rich.”

That statement resulted in many exclaims and expressions of disgust, amusement and pure shock which were all interrupted when the kitchen door slammed open.

“Alright! Everyone stop standing around, we only have an hour left till-”

When Camen looked up from his phone and saw the very reason his employees refused to get back to work, he froze. Believe it or not, this was the first time in three years that he had seen Camila’s face. After she left, she never told him where she went, removed him from all her social media, left some money for him to pay off their apartment and basically disappeared off of the face of the earth. It hit him hard at first but he soon realised that he had to just keep going, keep himself busy, which his career did a fine job at. 

However, it still felt weird seeing her again. Not exactly like reopening an old wound but rather reminding him of one that never really healed, that he’d just forgotten was still hurting.

Due to his train of thought, Carmy failed to notice that the room had almost entirely cleared out, leaving just him and the woman he’d been in love with once (and honestly was still in love with).

“Hi.” he eventually croaked out.

“Hi.” she smiled sadly.

yanda! speaks (again): cam in her bad mom era tbh. like girl why are you leaving your child in the car in the middle of river north?? 🤨

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[merrhea39]

binging everything judgment day pt3

Raw 6/6/22 Cody’s tits exploded. Man Finn had to join Judgment Day in that shithole town called green bay that sucks. When Finn says “finally i see clearly” it sounds like shit directly from an irish glasses ad. 

Bliss vs Doudrop vs Morgan vs Ripley. Rhea Ripley fucks up her face. Brace face Rhea incoming. Brace face riptides Niven to win and fight Belair at MITB (which never happens because of her teeth and a brain injury. She doesn’t have another match until october of 22) 

Raw 6/13/22 kevin patrick interviews bianca and rhea interrupts. A nice segment with Judgment Day, also Rhea roasts kansas lmao. Hi braceface hehe. Masochist Rhea? And I love it when she talks all calmly like a cultist it’s hot. That’s all judgment day does on this show as the main event is *checks notes* a pose-down between austin theory and bobby lashley? WTF? WHO THE FUCK CARES?

Main event 6/20/22 mysterios(w) vs judgment day. MY BIRTHDAY!! Wow judment day has come a long way. Rey mysterio being on the main event is fucking wild. Damian and Finn DO NOT have an entrance down yet lol. DOM IS SO TINY. Damian finally gets his new pants. Why the fuck does the main event have ad breaks? Finn and Damian just beat the shit out of Dom. Aja looking cunty af. Its called a dq even tho this shit happens in every match. Where Mami? I’m more confused at the end than anything. 

Raw 6/20/22 Bianca announces rhea is not medically cleared to fight her at MITB and thats all folks.

Raw 6/27/22 i accidentally thought there was nothing judgment day here but i was wrong priest balor and the mysterious have a backstage confrontation. THE IDEA HAS BEEN PLANTED REY IS A BAD FATHER LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Raw 7/4/22 mysterios(w) vs judgment day. July 4th I sure hope don’t I don’t see a ton of america propaganda. Pre-match promo from rey and dom. SUPRISE ATTACK. Damian and Finn ‘pearl harbor’ dom and rey before the match. It was a raw match, nothing special but Rey does an eddie and gets the win via dq.

Damian and Finn beat up rey and dom dom after the match I bet this won’t last for nearly 3 months.

7/11/22 Rey vs. Finn(w). suit daddy Damian is back we are so up. Finn saying “you’re a bad father” with his accent is so fucking funny “YOU’RE A BAD FODDER!” lmao. Rey took a nasty fuckin bump in this match holy shit. Finn wins and they try to manipulate Dom again.

7/18/22 Damian(w) vs. Rey. match starts during a commercial break wtf is that. mysterios wearing my high school colors lol. Damian wins fairly clean and Rey takes the razors edge nasty as fuck god damn. Dom gets bitched around by Damian and Finn… dirty thoughts are all I know.

Damian and Finn say Dom failed ‘the test’ and that he should’ve used a chair to hit his dad.

Ok so I was skipping to Dom and Rey’s reaction to what Damian and Finn said and byron was talking to corey about when he beat him for the 24/7 title and Corey said “that’s why I drink.” LMAO I WOULD TOO. Anywho the Mysterios cut a pretty basic promo. 

Raw 7/25/22 mysterio start out with a promo on the 20 years that he’s had in wwe.

Mysterios(w) vs. Judgment day. WILL YOU STOP STARTING MATCHES IN THE COMMERCIAL BREAK WTF VINCE. Balor hit the nastiest clothesline of all time on Rey lmao. Mysterios win but not really cleanly.

Mysterios celebrate… but who gives a fuck because PAPI RHEA IS IN THIS BITCH! And ofc she’s beating up Dom. Finn with the line of all time “IT’S NOT YOUR ANNIVERSARY IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!”. Rey gets tabled… (come tooesday).

SummerSlam 7/30/22 Mysterios(w) vs. Judgment Day. (Rey’s personal sponsors are why this match happened.) PAPI! Rey with the fucking beer mask lmaoooooooooo. Some people started a ‘we want tables’ chant to which the rest of the stadium responded with a ‘shut the fuck up’ chant. RHEA HURTS DOM AGAIN (rhea hurting dom counter: 2) Edge did not need all of that for a comeback. And the Mysterios still without a clean win over judgment day.

[omg-im-such-a-masochist]

FIRST TIME....WITH A TWIST

Prompt: Requested by a lovely nonny ❤️ I hope you like it and thank you so much 💕😘

Word Count: Long-ish

Pairings: Damian Priest x Reader

Warnings: +18, smut, rough sex, slight dirty talk

Editor: @thenightmareismyreality

Tag: @ziasaph , @theworldofotps , @sassymox , @aerynscrichton , @sophiewolfheart-blog , @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch , @sunnyyeoo , @bayley-no-friends , @alyhull

Notes: If you’d like to check out my previous works, you can find them on my Masterlist 😘

We were holding hands as we left the restaurant. The night had been nothing but perfect! Damian is always the most incredible gentleman, so caring, thoughtful, open doors, and brings flowers...As we approached his car, I said

“I didn’t want this night to end...”

“It doesn’t have to” He smiled

I smiled back “Do you think we could go to your place?”

Since I shared my apartment with a friend, I knew we would have more privacy at his place instead.

“It would be my pleasure” He kissed my knuckles before closing the passenger door

We spent the roughly fifteen minute drive to his place in a comfortable silence.

Damian and I had been officially dating for two months now and we hadn’t had sex yet. We agreed on taking this slow and it was kinda funny how all the times we tried to have sex, something happened: My roommate came home unexpectedly, someone called him, someone called me, a fight happened in the next door neighbor’s apartment...It almost felt as if the universe was trying to cock block us.

“Let’s go, mami” He offered me his hand, to help me get out of his SUV so I wouldn’t risk losing my balance in the six inch heels I had chosen to wear

“Thank you” I smiled and took his hand

Damian then escorted me inside his home, and proceeded to give me the “grand tour”

“This is a fancy place you’ve got” I said as I collapsed onto his lovely black leather couch after said tour

“Nah” He chuckled, while handing me a glass of red wine “It’s a nice house but it’s nothing fancy” He took a sip of his wine

“It’s very pretty” I said while looking around “You have an incredible taste”

“I sure do” He stared at me with dark, lustful eyes

My cheeks became a bright shade of pink from his comment, and I took another sip of the wine in order to swallow away my shyness

Damian scooted closer to me “Did you enjoy our dinner?”

“Yes, I loved it. Thank you” I smiled fondly “What are you thinking about?”

“Honestly?”

“Yes, D. Honestly”

“I’m thinking about how the wine is kicking in and I really want to make out with you...hard”

I laughed lightly “You sound like a horny teenager” And placed my wine glass on his coffee table

“Wanna do something about it?” I smirked

“Oh” He chuckled while I straddled his hips “Mami...don’t tease me like that”

“I’m serious!” I took his wine glass away from him and placed it near my own.

“Are you?” He smiled lazily

“Dead serious, Priest” I leaned down to capture his lips in a sensual kiss

Damian’s hands came down to my ass, spreading his palms on my cheeks. Our kiss deepened, and I pressed my breasts against his sculpted chest

“Mira, mami...” He pulled back “We should stop-”

“But I don’t wanna stop” I whined

“You know where this will lead us, right?”

“Yes, and I’ve been wanting to go there for at least a month” I smirked

Damian smiled while pulling me towards him “So you’ve been thinking about getting this dick, huh?” He teased

“A lot!”

“I can help you out with that” He smirked

“Oh please do! I’m tired of using my vibrator for that” I chuckled but Damian’s eyes became dark with lust

“I do want you to show me exactly how you use your vibrator later on though” He growled

Picking me up in his arms, he took me to his bedroom and placed me down on his bed. Damian kissed down my body, while stripping me off my clothes

“You’re so fucking beautiful” He whispered against the waistband of my pink lace panties

“Baby, please” I whimpered

He smirked while pulling my underwear down. His tongue soon met my clit, followed by his lips closing around the little bundle of nerves

“Fuck” I moaned softly and Damian hummed

The vibrations of his humming made me see stars, and when he slid one, and then two fingers in me, I could’ve sworn I died and went to heaven

“Holy shit” I gasped as Damaian crooked his fingers

“I want you to cum on my tongue, mami” He kissed my clit “Will you do that for me?”

“Fuck yes” I moaned

“C’mon, mi amor” He turned up the pace of his fingers “Let me taste you” And kissed my inner thigh before closing his lips around my clit again

My walls closed around his fingers as my orgasm exploded. His name left my lips as a mantra and it was the only thing I could say.

Damian’s lips soon covered mine and I could taste myself on his lips

“Fuck, you’re good” I gasped

“I didn’t even get started with you, bebé” He chuckled, while quickly stripping off his clothes

“Let me-”

“Later, mami. Now I just need to be in you” He urgently said while covering my body with his.

Damian placed his tip against my entrance and slowly thrusted forward. While kissing my lips he began this sweet love making session, and I was just...not having it.

It wasn’t what I wanted or needed. I wanted rougher, dirtier and faster!

“Baby” I broke our kiss “It’s not working...can you go faster?”

“Faster?”

“Yeah, like...rough?”

“You like it rough?”

“I love it” I confessed

Damian smirked “Oh mami, we were certainly made for each other” And placed my legs up on his shoulders “Because I love a hard fucking” He smirked before pounding in me - hard

“Fuck, yes baby” I moaned as his cock kept hitting my g-spot

“Is this better, amor? Getting your pussy pounded hard makes you feel better?”

“So much better” I gasped “Choke me, please” I placed his hand around my throat

Damian growled “You’re such a perfect little slut, aren’t you? Choking, rough fucking...” He licked a stripe from my neck to my cheek

“Yes, sir” I whispered “Your perfect little slut” I smiled

“MY perfect little slut” He smiled back “I can’t wait to play with you all night long, mami. I wanna tie you up, edge this sweet little pussy until you’re begging me for mercy, fuck you until you can’t walk straight tomorrow morning”

“Yes, please do. Do all of it”

“Oh I will! Trust me when I say you won’t ever think about any other man once I’m done with you”

“I don’t want any other man, I just want you! No one has ever fucked me this good” I looked down towards where we were joined together

“Now that’s a shame” He grabbed my hips with his hands, pinned me down to the mattress and moved his hips at an almost inhuman pace “We’ll change that, don’t worry...We got all night long to do so” He chuckled

Damian’s thumb began to rub my clit furiously and it only took that to make me cum for the second time tonight

“Fuck” I moaned loudly as my walls closed hard around him, making almost impossible for him to move

“So fucking tight” He grunted and seconds later, his own release was triggered

Damian’s hot, thick seed coated my walls, triggering another mini orgasm in me. He kept himself buried deep in me, until he started to soften.

He laid down by my side and pulled me closer to him, so I could lay down on top of him

“I’ve been needing this for so long” I purred

While chuckling, Damian caressed my hair “That makes two of us, mami”

I rested my chin on top of his chest “Really?”

“Of course, Y/N. I’ve been thinking about getting down and dirty with you ever since our first date!” He laughed

“Oh, you’re nasty” I teased and straddled his hips

“I am, and as far as I could tell, you are too” He sit up and hugged me tightly

“Yes, sir” I whispered “So when do I get to be tied up, huh?”

"Ay mami” He quickly turned us around and my back was now against the mattress “You have no idea what I plan to do with you” And smirked

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TOG fandom - How to address others in Italian (a little help for fellow writers)

Another one of these posts in quick succession because a thing I’ve noticed in many, many fanfiction is the incorrect use of titles and honorifics in Nicky’s Italian lines. Which... I get it, it’s super-uper difficult to get and also Google is the worst of all to translate the right use and nuance (my suggestion is to always prefer Reverso Context when translating entire phrases, it’s based on examples and it’s more accurate in general). So!

Let’s start with family (famiglia, with a gl, different to the Spanish word).

Papà = dad (please, please, PLEASE USE THE ACCENT. Just like Nicolo ≠ Nicolò, remember that Papa = Pope. And Nicky’s dad - or Nicky as a dad - is not a Pope). Variants! They are mostly regionals, but you can also use: papi, babbo, pa’. Father = padre, so if Nicky has to refer to an austere father figure or someone else’s father? Use padre and the honorific form (we will get to that). Mamma = mom. Variants! Mami, mammà, ma’. Mother = madre. Figlio/a = son/daughter. Sorella = sister. Older sister = sorella maggiore or sorellona (like ‘big sis’), younger sister = sorella minore or sorellina (’lil sis’). Fratello = brother. Older brother = fratello maggiore or fratellone (’big bro’), younger brother = fratello minore or fratellino (’lil bro’). Nonno/a = grandad/grandma. Also: nonnino/nonnina, it’s cute. Zio/a = uncle/aunt. Cute: zietto/zietta. Cugino/a = cousin. Younger cousins could also be called: cuginetto/cuginetta. Nipote = nephew/niece and grandson/granddaughter. Younger ones: nipotino/nipotina. Suocero/a = father-in-law/mother-in-law. Cognato/a = brother-in-law/sister-in-law. Genero = son-in-law. Nuora = daughter-in-law. ... and I’m stopping here, but if you have questions on other particular words just DM me :D

How to address loved ones.

Amico/a = friend. Someone who’s always very friendly and nice to hang up with = amicone/a. The BFF from when you were young kids = amichetto/a. Ragazzo/a = boyfriend/girlfriend. ‘Chi è? Il tuo ragazzo?’ = ‘Who’s that? Your boyfriend?’. Variants (also regionals): ragazzino/a, moroso/a, tipo/a. Fidanzato/a = fiancée. Could also be used as boy/girlfriend, but it’s mostly for couples about to get married. However, nonne all over Italy at Christmas would always ask their nephews/nieces ‘ce l’hai il/la fidanzatino/a?’ which basically is ‘have you found yourself a boy/girlfriend?’. Marito/moglie = husband/wife.

How to address royalty/nobility (to the person who asked about this specifically some time ago: took me some time, but here it is).

Sua/Vostra altezza reale/imperiale = His/Her/Your royal/imperial highness Sua/Vostra maestà reale = His/Her/Your royal majesty Re/Regina = King/Queen Imperatore/Imperatrice = Emperor/Empress Principe/Principessa = Prince/Princess Duca/Duchessa = Duke/Duchess Conte/Contessa = Count/Countess Signore/Signora = Lord/Lady (’mio Signore’ = my Lord)

The clergy (a relevant topic for Nicolò).

Prete = priest. Also: don (mostly used before the name to address the priest, like ‘Don Nicolò’)(yeah I know it reminds you of mafia names, that’s where they get it from... it’s basically a substitute of ‘signore’, frequently used in the South). You can also call the priest padre (father) ‘Padre Nicolò’. Padre superiore = father superior, frate = friar, monaco = monk, eremita = hermit, abate = abbott. To address a friar: fra and the name, like ‘Fra Giacomo’. Suora = nun. To address the nun: suor and the name, like ‘Suor Cristina’. Also: sorella, madre superiora = mother superior (’Madre Teresa’), badessa = abbess. Vescovo = bishop. ‘Sua Eccellenza’ = His Excellency. Arcivescovo = archbishop. ‘Sua Grazia’ = His Grace. Cardinale = cardinal. ‘Sua Eminenza’ = His Eminence. Papa = Pope. POPE. P-O-P-E as in the old holy guy dressed in white living in Vaticano. First rule of Italian, folks: we don’t have as many accents as the French, but when we do THEY MUST BE USED. Also: Santo Padre = Holy Father. ‘Sua Santità’ = His Holiness. I had to translate half ‘Wikihow - come rivolgersi al clero cattolico’ LOL

There should probably be a whole chapter about politics too, but you get the drift: use Reverso, check the examples and write me (or any other Italian user in the TOG fandom) a DM if you’re in doubt.

And we arrive straight to the honorific form. This is hard, I know... English doesn’t really have this form, but it’s extremely important to know it and know the differences to write/talk good Italian.

The basic rule is that when we speak to someone who’s above us in hierarchy (a client, a professor, an older colleague, ecc.) or a stranger, we use ‘lei’. Dare del lei means not referring to the person with the singular form of ‘you’ = tu, but use the female third person singular. Let’s proceed with an example: if you’re writing Nicky as a professor, he’s gonna be called ‘prof Di Genova’ by his Italian students. They wouldn’t say ‘prof, non interrogarmi’ to him, but they would use the ‘lei’ form: ‘prof, non mi interroghi’ (don’t test/question me, professor). This form is basically the most frequently translated by Google. This is why the most frequent mistake in fanfiction is Nicky asking ‘scusi?’ (sorry, in the ’lei’ form) to Joe or Andy or Booker instead of ‘scusa?’. As much as I think Nicky is a very polite guy and he definitely would use the ‘lei’ form with strangers, he knows his family (and his husband!) well enough to use the ‘you’. As a rule, always check if the translated Italian you are using is in the honorific form and, if it shouldn’t be in your fic (as in: Nicky is talking to someone he knows, like Nile or Joe or his family), change it to the ‘you’ form. NB! Nice nuance in fanfiction: Nicky using the ‘lei’ form with Copley or even Merrick (sometimes using the honorific form with asshole strangers adds a very sassy flavour) and Nicky using the ‘lei’ form with Joe if you’re writing a first meeting AU (in a polite/formal environment). It’s cute because there’s frequently a moment during a first meeting conversation where people ask each other: ‘possiamo darci del tu?’ (can we use the ‘you’ form?) and I think it’d work well with them.

You think this is it? THINK AGAIN! We also have an even more reverential form, to use with very veeery important people (nobility, extremely high-up people and the such) which is dare del voi. Voi = you (second person plural). The ‘vostra’ you saw above in the royalty part comes from this. Example: if Nicky is a prince or a king, a counselor should address him with the ‘voi’ form. ‘Vostra maestà, vogliate scusarmi: ho dimenticato di aggiornarvi su questo argomento’ (Your Majesty, please excuse me: I’ve forgotten to give you updates on this topic).

A bit complicated, I know, but I hope I’ve helped. Remember you can DM me anytime if you have questions. If you think I’ve forgotten something, please add a comment so that I can reply! :D

Here are the links to my previous ‘Italian language for fellow writers’ posts:

Terms of endearment

Swear words

Writing ‘good’

[uwasa-magius-report]

Don’t really care enough about the anime to talk about it too much but i’d like to at least point out some stuff I personally liked.

I loved yachiyo at the start of season 2, i loved seeing yachiyo being so done with losing people and the result of possibly losing iroha causing her to semi lose it a bit, which honestly she deserves. She went off so hard and I completely understood her throughout the whole thing.

Obviously I adored rumor tsuruno, she’s one of my biggest faves ever so seeing her in action during the second season was so cool, I just wish we got to see her a bit more and holy mami too because i love them so much.

Also really loved the exploration of the doppel system more, I like how the anime presented that “yes you indeed cannot use your doppel over and over and not expect consequences” the game already hinted at it a bit with some doppel descriptions but the anime just made it blatantly clear. also seeing giovanna’s mindset is really interesting, it kinda helped explain a witches mindset at least a bit.

Speaking of doppels, the mass doppeling in season 3 was really cool even if the season wasn’t that great these were probably one of its fun moments.

Also mitama’s character being explored a bit was really cool i absolutely adored it i wish she got more than what the anime gave her.

And kuroe, i really loved her despite the anime doing her dirty. I loved the exploration of her character and i just..wished she got to be more involved and didn’t get sacrificed for weird characterization and shock value.

Neo dorothy motherfucker. I’ll at least say her name and designs cool and i think she could’ve been a lot more interesting and better done if the third season wasn’t done the way it was.

And finally the epilogue, like a lot of season 3 it wasn’t great but it was interesting at least. seeing yachiyo cut her hair and seemingly ready to move forward now that she knows the deaths weren’t her fault (i think that’s what happened? i still don’t know) while in contrast iroha doesn’t wear her braid anymore she wears her hair like homura and her fate and what she’ll do next is shroud in mystery. I think that at least has something worth exploring and thinking about.

And well, that’s kinda it. Feel free to share your thoughts as well i’d love to hear others positive views on the anime despite how it got skewed in the end. 

[goji-pilled]

MK-S: (Fair warning, this one is fairly dark and horror themed…not as much when you consider what Oktavia is and what she does, but it’s all in the delivery.)

One time the Pyotrs came back with an unrefrigerated Human Heart on a plate. It appeared to have a bite taken out of it. That alone was disturbing enough, but several other oddities only added to building of an uncomfortable atmosphere:

The Pyotrs seemed to be trying to get the attention of Mami, Kyoko, and Oktavia more so than Nagisa.

They didn’t seem to be trying to ask “Is this cheese?” as much as they seemed to be signaling “Look at what we found.”

The heart still had fresh blood on it and in it.

And the bite in the organ…it wasn’t from…

Nagisa and Yuma are told to stay in the house until the adult trio returns. They tell the Pyotrs to take them to where they found the heart. The magical rats do so with urgent haste. Save for four that stay behind, each holding a leg of the two girls left at the dinner table, as if to make sure they stay put.

The run to their destination was much shorter than any of the three were comfortable with. Kyoko immediately breaks down the door of the vacant house, and quickly follows a Pyotr into the basement. There is a noise from Kyoko, before she comes back up the basement stairs, visibly shaking, and then throws up on the floor, right in front of her two spouses/wives. Mami moves to comfort her while Oktavia moves towards the basement…but Kyoko grabs Oktavia’s arm.

Kyoko: “Don’t. J-Just call the p-police.”

Oktavia: “It’s okay, I’m a witch. Whatever’s down there won’t phase me.”

Kyoko: “P-Please…Don’t…”

Oktavia: “…Alright, we’ll call the police. What should I tell them happened here.”

Kyoko, her shaking getting worse even as Mami and Oktavia hold her shoulders: “M-Murder…B-Butcher…Pieces of-“ She threw up again.

The three left the house and gave an anonymous call to the police. Minutes later, shortly after the girls witness the home owner return to the property, 13 cop cars pull onto the street, and immediately break down the door and rush inside. The man comes out in cuffs with a fresh bruise on his face.

Days later, the media is reporting on the arrest and upcoming trial of the one who has come to be known as “The Mitakihara Cannibal”.

MK-S: Ah, been a while since I wrote some horror. Now to explain a bit of Kyoko’s actions, with her not wanting Oktavia to see what was down there. Kyoko just saw a rather sloppy Cannibal’s dinner set up, spices and seasoning still next to the…”leftovers”. There’s more to it but I’ll let your own imaginations come up with your own details (that would freak you out more than anything I could come up with directly. “Nothing is scarier” indeed).

Anyway, Kyoko has just seen one of the most disturbing sights in her life, which is saying something. She knows that Oktavia has eaten people before, but something about this is just…different. Wrong. She knows that Oktavia may be fine with what she saw down there…but as much as she loves her, as much as she already knows that her wife occasionally has to murder and eat people…she’s not sure she wants to know what Oktavia’s reaction would be. She doesn’t know how she’d react. She also doesn’t know how Oktavia would feel about Oktavia’s own reaction, or lack thereof, as well. For everyone’s sake, herself included, she just wanted to leave and have this horrific act be someone else’s problem.

Hope you enjoyed this little…analysis?

MK-S: Oh, and I’m thinking about starting up a Dark Souls playthrough; owned the game for years, never played it. (Well, started it once, stopped shortly after the first bonfire, by the skeletons a recent google has told me I need divine/holy weapons to keep down. I like details like that.) Any advice for a newbie?

I’ve actually also played and beaten Sekiro, another FromSoftware game. Had to cheese Sword Saint Isshin though, but every other boss I beat without having to cheese them.

Have a good day!

Well thats quite horrifying! How great!

As for Dark Souls, here's some stuff I remember that helped immensely and co:

-Avoid the graveyard and New Londo (aka the area you get to when you go down Firelink shrine)

As you need the holy weapons (or other weapons with the effect) to get through the area (for graveyard+catacombs that follow), and a special consumable item that allows you to fight ghosts for a certain amount of time (for New Londo)

-Don't bother with killing the dragon yet, what you should however do is that once you're under the bridge you should shoot it's tail with bow and arrow (make sure you have a decent amount); it'll drop a good sword. Leave it be after that.

-Something I did was that once I got to the first black smith is walk into the forest area, past the stone door (there's a false wall with a bonfire behind it by that door btw) and loot the area with the big stone knights, as there is a pretty good armor set there that I had used for a long time before I got to Anor Londo, even if getting past the enemies can be a lot at times.

(There's also a boss there!)

-Once you finish the city segment and got to the bell you'll be going underground, before you do that however I'd recommend going back to the asylum and get a ring from there that will allow you to move faster through water (really you'll need it)

I would explain how to do it but it's a bit complicated and can take a few tries; so I'd recommend looking up a video on how to get there again.

Once you're there DO NOT walk over the floor of the area where you fought the first boss, walk along the sides of that small courtyard towards the bonfire. If you do walk over the floor it'll collapse and send you straight into another boss fight, and it's quite a bit stronger. You can try fighting it after you explored the area.

-Before you go the asylum though: There was a guy in golden armor in the church you saved (if you didn't just run past everything), who's now sitting at firelink shrine by the old bonfire keeper lady - Kill him. His quest isn't worth it imo and the ring he drops is really really good.

(Though you cant take it off once you wear it though or it'll be gone for good. It's a sacrifice I was willing to make tbh)

Other than that there's nothing I can really think of besides that Anor Londo is a bit tricky to navigate at first (if you need help ask away), the Chaos being of Izaleth is a super tricky boss and I'll gladly tell you what to do if you get frustrated (Wouldn't blame you because by GOD no way I would've figured that out by myself lmao) and past the second bell there's a area with GIGANTIC boss, that is incredibly easy to defeat and is basicslly free souls.

(Again I'll elaborate if you want me to)

[magicaed]

OKAY so im gonna be talkinng about the scene in the alley with homura + sayaka (mainly sayaka in iy) so first of all that's one of my favorite scenes in the movie i think i have it saved somewhere but okay so. i love that scene so so much ik i already said it but yeah i just. okay so . in the main series the Sayaka and homura rivalry was very just like. little kid-ish if you get what i mean like, i mean yeah it was there but there wasn't any motivation behind it other than ew she looked at madoka weird + she's cold hearted + tried to kill the little animal grr i hate homura but here. i feel like her rivalry with homura has depth. like. Sayaka KNOWS what's going on in mitakihara and is there almost instigating homura in a way and just having so much fun and it's just. aghhh and yhen when it finally gets to the part when Sayaka and homura fight im. the way she comes to terms with herself enough to actually USE Octavia to get homura to realize hey you're a witch without actually sayign it and then it leads up to all of it just. and then when she hold on i have to rewatch it really quick.

 OKAY OKAY SO THE LINE "lemme guess you thought that because she (bebe) used to be a witch she's still that way, jump to conclusions much?" THIS BC . SHE REMEMBERS EVERYTHING FROM THE MAIN TIMELINE . not only does she remember mami dying, homuras initial appearance etc etc but she remembers her spiral into despair and herself becoming a witch. she KNEW she was a witch like. AGH . then that line is soooooo important bc not only does it disprove homuras theory that bebe is a witch and the cause of the strangeness in mitakihara but its also a commentary on herself like. SHE KNOWS SHES A WITCH and like. SHE CHANGED. HER DEMEANOR CHANGED SHES NOT THE SAME SAYAKA SHE WAS IN THE MAIN TIMELINE!!!!!  THEN when she's explaining to homura the reasoning about why bebe isnt the witch who made the labyrinth they're currently stuck in + homura tries to pause time bc she knows what sayakas starting to say she's realizing whats happening . Sayaka had no reason to reset any timeline, it was all homura that was literally her motivation for the wish and homura KNOWS THSIM . it's like i said earlier she's simply nudging homura on to realizingbthat she in fact is the witch who created this whole mess. okay then anw she stops homura from pausing time so she can escape and Sayaka IMMEDIATELY stops it she knows homura soo well at this point it's. im. then the red herring of Mami . HOLY SHIT THIS OST TRACK IS GOOD HOLD ON. OKAY OKAY OKAY GO LISTEN TO PULLING MY OWN WEIGHT PMMM REBELLION OST . anyway back to our regularly scheduled programming :) so the red herring of Mami possibly being the witch agh, Sayaka knows what she's doing smirks. THEN THENTVHENE T when Sayakas like yeah no this world isn't too bad isn't that right and homuras like. are . you siding with a witch it's . agh like. the development Sayaka has in this scene is so crazy like. main series Sayaka could never she she had so much development and change through out this part and it's just so crazy to me . thennnn it gets to the point where homura realizes Sayaka shouldn't know about the witches based off her conversations around her and she's like hmmm wait there aren't witches …… then . the shared memory of madoka the big moments it's like, something, everything is wrong but part 2 slowly everything is coming together then the "I'm the same old Sayaka I've always been, transfer student *shaft head tilt*" THEN THE PAUSE TO REVEAL OCTAVIA AFTER SAYAKAS ALL DRAMATIC AND STUFF AGH. like. she knows what she did she knows what she just told homura, bebes not the witch, im not the witch, who else would benefit from a world like this . a world in which Madoka is alive .then at the end when she says "do you really want to destroy this version of mitakihara city? think hard about this decision, just so you don't regret it later." this is like. not even related to Sayaka in this scene but just the foreshadowing here in this scene is soooo crazy like. homura literally destroys that version of mitakihara and then she regrets it . she regrets her creation of it in the first place and like . AGH 

[paranoia-assault]

Why I love Rebellion and Homura

I've never talked about why I love Rebellion and Homura as much as I do on here, have I? I kinda want to do that, so strap in. This is extremely unorganized btw. I hope my thoughts come across the way I'm intending.

I watched Rebellion about 2 months after watching the original series, and during those 2 months I thought the show was good. Homura was already my favorite character due to the hardships she's faced, and how she willingly walked back into that labyrinth anyway for Madoka's sake.

Then I saw Rebellion. I knew going into it that they did something controversial at the end, so I was worried. But then when the twist happened, my immediate thought was, "Holy shit, that was great!" Rebellion elevated Madoka Magica into my top 3 shows.

The reason why is all Homura. Watching her arc in the movie, slowly realizing what was happening, her self-hatred and determination to die so that she can protect Madoka, really had me hooked. Then she pulled Madoka away from the Law of Cycles and became a demon, and I loved it.

Homura's decision is one made purely out of desperation. She spent 12 YEARS trying to save Madoka and failing over, and over, and over again. Nothing she could do worst. Then the arguably worst fate possible happened to Madoka, and Homura was powerless to prevent it.

Now, Kyubey wants to control Madoka. He will try again. And even if he doesn't, Madoka is alone and forgotten. But Homura has this one chance to save her. To finally free her from the hell of being a Magical Girl. So she takes it. She makes Madoka a normal person again.

In doing this, she gave Madoka her life back. The Law of Cycles works just fine without her, Magical Girls can still be saved. Nagisa and Sayaka even come back, and Mami and Kyoko don't seem to be in as bad of situations as they were in canon. This decision did so much good.

So why is she a demon? Well, this is the one thing she did that's not so good. She forced everyone into this situation. While it is the best one available at the time, she made the choice for everyone, and especially Madoka. This is part of why it might seem "bad" on the surface.

The thing is, Homura KNOWS this. Throughout all of Rebellion she talks about how the Witch trapping Madoka is evil and disrespecting her sacrifice. Homura fully believes that she is a horrible person for what she does, but she does it anyway because she just wants to save Madoka.

So when Homura bring Madoka down from the LoC, she acts like the villain she believes herself to be. Her act is put on because of extreme self-loathing. She doesn't matter. Only Madoka does. After everything Homura's been through, that is her strongest belief.

She has seen her friends die so many times, but she believes it will all be worth it if she can save that ONE person. I do think she isn't selfish. She doesn't want Madoka for herself or anything. She even says that she is fully prepared for Madoka to be her enemy.

As long as Madoka is happy, she doesn't mind. As for the others, I think a part of her does care for them. Sayaka can clearly be a future threat, but Homura is leaving her alive. In her fight with Mami she deliberately doesn't go for the kill. She doesn't WANT any of them to die.

Magia Record is an example of Homura trying to save everyone even after multiple timelines, but since that's Moemura I won't go too into it. I just want to point out that at her heart, she wants to help. She's just been so broken down that she can't bring herself to.

But in the end, everyone does get a happy ending. Everyone but Homura. She's alone, she's suffering, and she hates herself. She literally throws herself off a cliff at the end of Rebellion. In a way, she is taking on everyone's burdens, like Madoka was at the end of the show.

This is why I love Rebellion and Homura. It is a masterful character study of someone who puts another person on a pedestal while hating themselves, and what they will sacrifice to protect that person. Homura is suffering for Madoka, and no one realizes it. Sound familiar?

It's as sad as Madoka's ending in the show, except Homura was able to save more of the main cast than Madoka. So whether or not her actions were "right" or "wrong" doesn't matter, because either way she is the one paying for them.

It perfectly uproots the original ending, challenging if it was really the right ending for these characters. And honestly? I think Rebellion's works so much more. It is the culmination of everything Homura has gone through into a clever and satisfying conclusion.

Of course, Rebellion also set up for so much more to explore in this new world, and I am excited to see what happens. I just hope Homura can finally find happiness for herself once all is said and done.

[imaginesbymk]

“Find Me Under The Giant Rabbit.”

Reservoir Dogs/Pulp Fiction One Shot

SUMMARY: I read a Reddit fan theory that Mr. Pink survived, escaped the cops, got arrested and was then put on parole - leaving behind his old life and lying low as a waiter at Jack Rabbit Slims. What happens when you show up to the restaurant one night?

PAIRING: Mr. Pink/Buddy Holly waiter x Reader

TAGS: swearing, smoking + mentions of basically everything that happened in reservoir dogs which is the heist, violence, etc

NON REQUESTED

WORD COUNT: 2,870 (it’s long i’m sorry)

AUTHOR’S NOTE: this is probably the cheesiest thing i’ve ever written, and it’s nothing tarantino would ever put in his films, also there’s no way PF and RS can legitimately tie in together 100% even though there are some factors to support otherwise, but i wanted to write this and see something lol :( leave a like/reblog + feedback!!!

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YOU put your car in park, shutting off the engine, and observed it from afar. It was one hell of a big restaurant, almost a bit too cartoon-like. There was a giant anthropomorphic rabbit on top, and the lights claiming the name were glowing a bright red and yellow. Mind you, this was in Los Angeles, so who wouldn’t blame you if you took one look at Jack Rabbit Slim’s, and mistake it for a restaurant at Six Flags? 

Dozens of bikers came in with their motorcycles, yet their engines couldn’t even overpower the chatter coming from newcomers left and right. You ignored a heavy tattooed biker dressed in all leather and denim catcalling you from afar, and you reached the front desk. 

A man dressed in uniform, most definitely in character, tipped his hat at you and led you to a table with only two chairs. You weren’t expecting anyone to join you in the other seat across. So what if you went for dinner by yourself? You didn’t bother asking anyone to join you for that matter. Not anyone you could think of at the top of your head would be any less boring.

You began tracing your fingers around the rim of the ketchup bottle when not even five seconds after sitting down, a lady approached your table with ruby red lips. 

Of course, you thought. Servers were dressed up as icons from the 50s era.

“Marilyn,” you say in awe.

“Close enough,” Instead of being seated in the Marilyn Monroe section being served by a Marilyn Monroe-looking Marilyn Monroe, you were greeted with a tall Mamie Van Doren, who is just as breathtaking as Marilyn refilling everyone’s coffee mugs from the other side of the restaurant. “How about I get you started with drinks?”

Ricky Nelson’s performance on stage came to an end when Mamie arrived with your food. You looked around the place while eating. People weren’t eating by themselves. Families, friends, dates, all of them occupied their seats. Now that you’ve noticed, you sort of wished you brought someone with you, otherwise the seat across from you is used as a footrest. 

So there, you propped your feet on top, and relaxed… then you sat upright. Your eyes fixated on the waiter in his section, which were the cars back in the 50s used as booths. You watch him walk towards one of them. The couple was a young woman in a blunt bob cut with bangs, and a man wearing a black suit with long black hair tied back.

You squint your eyes. It couldn’t be...

“Hi, I’m Buddy. What can I get ya?”

You blinked, dropping the half bitten French fry from your mouth. Holy fucking shit.

It was all coming back to you. The news broke out about the heist going wrong at the wholesale, all dead except for one, a cop who laid dead on the ramp inside the rendezvous was identified as Mr. Orange. Since he wasn’t supposed to know where you were from, Mr. Pink never turned up to your door as an emergency hideout, or to drag you with him on his getaway because he never had one. You never heard of him ever since. 

Here he was, Mr. Pink, alive and well, wearing glasses. What the hell happened? How long has he been working here? Is he supposed to be Buddy Holly?

“How do you want that cooked? Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?” you hear him ask the man in the suit who ordered a steak.

“Bloody as hell, and oh, yeah, look at this- vanilla coke.”

You noticed the irony. He left you in a black suit - and he comes back in white. Like he’d ever want to be caught dead in white, or pink.

“What about you, Peggy Sue?” he asks the woman, jotting in his notepad. You recognized the pun.

“I’ll have the Durwood Kirby burger, bloody. And… the five dollar shake.”

Were you about to laugh? Call out his name? That was enough for you to get antsy in your seat, but you didn’t want to draw attention. You saw him again while finishing up half of your meal, giving the couple their drinks and disappearing back into the kitchen. He was doing his job, but it wasn’t like he was giving his one hundred percent. For someone who preached to the Gods about professionalism, Mr. Pink sure lacked work ethic. Every employee was on point with their character impersonations as if you had travelled back in time. Meanwhile, he acted like himself and seemed bored while wearing an emotionless face, as if he hated his job and epitome of his existence. It was never a dull moment for him whenever he was with you, though.

You got up to use the restroom.

“We’re lucky we got anything at all. I don’t think Buddy Holly’s much of a waiter,” you heard the man at the booth tell the woman as you walk past them, spotting their food from the corner of your eye. It’s no surprise hearing that. Mr. Pink never looked like the type to work at a job like this.

You sat back down and soon, Mr. Pink reappeared, standing over to the side and watched the announcement of the twisting contest, smoking a cigarette. You see him eyeing two pretty blonde women walking past him, and he looked back his way, now in your direction.

He finally did what you wanted him to do, and he stares at you for nearly a solid minute.

You waved awkwardly. 

Mr. Pink tosses the cigarette in a random person’s ashtray and disappears behind the door once again. You darted out of your chair, and marched your way to where he headed, just as the couple he served got up on stage to participate in the twisting contest.

A Zorro waiter jumps in front of you. “Stop right there, mi amor!” his eyes darted at you through the cheap black mask he was wearing. “I believe the bathroom’s on the other side of the bar.”

“Where’s Buddy?” you ask Zorro.

“I’m afraid Mr. Holly is taking a quick break from unenthusiastically serving love birds in their cars.”

“Can you tell him I’m looking for him?”

“Once I see him.” Zorro then took out his sword and pointed it at you, a grin plastered on his face. “Now, shall I escort you back to your dining spot?”

Although you were aware this guy was only in character, you didn’t wanna risk getting kicked out, or having a realistic looking sword ripped through your body. You sighed and turned around, heading back. You noticed at your table a folded napkin beside your empty plate. Mamie Van Doren was last seen there, her back facing you with her heels clicking away on the tiles.

“Excuse me!” you called after the waitress. She ignores you, smiling down at new customers at an umbrella table.

Cocking an eyebrow, you used your finger to flatten the crease and read the note in bold handwriting.

FIND ME UNDER THE GIANT RABBIT. - BUDDY 

You threw the door open and ran outside, precisely under the giant rabbit of the Jack Rabbit Slim’s sign, just like he said on the napkin. You felt like an idiot checking every direction to find no one. Not a lot of the bikers were seen riding or hanging out around the parking lot, some people were coming and going, but you couldn’t find Buddy Holly.

Defeated, you turn to walk back inside. 

Mr. Pink rushed out the door and caught his breath. It looked like he was chasing you down before you could take off. A song used for the twisting contest kept playing from inside.

You didn’t run up to him and jumped in his arms or anything dramatic in that matter. You both stared at each other.

A few days before the heist you two stood across each other waiting for Mr. Brown and Mr. White inside the hideout. It was a quiet moment, not an awkward one. He just took that opportunity to study you, as you did him. It took him that moment to realize he was warming up to you. 

“Well hello there, Buddy,” you smile smugly.

YOU and Pink loitered at the side of the eatery, where the back door to the kitchen was located. He had taken off his fake glasses, showing his full frame.

“Okay,” you watch him lean against the wall, lighting his cigarette. “Talk to me. What happened to you?”

“What the hell do you think? Cops tagged me when I tried driving away. I was put behind bars, and by some fucking miracle this place took me in when I needed money.”

“You didn’t know any other crime bosses looking for a lanky dude?” Pink rolls his eyes at your joke. “I know the heist went terribly wrong, I saw the news. Everyone’s dead as Dillinger.”

“That briefcase had a shit load of two million dollars worth of stones,” Pink blew smoke out. “I swear, if that asshole undercover cop was never sent to set us up, I could have been enjoying a cocktail in Santorini. You’re lucky you called in sick that day.”

You shuddered, remembering how god-awful the illness was. “Never again. I felt like I was being hot glued to a sauna.”

You remembered the day of the heist. In fact, you mentally prepared yourself for something that you’ve never done before. You braced for what was supposed to go smoothly as Joe promised. Instead, you were woken up by the worst case scenario above 38 degrees. You were thankful Joe took it easy on you and promised another job next time. 

“All right, your turn. What did you do after that shit show went down?” Pink asks you.

“Just did my own thing. I wasn’t there so the cops never searched for me.” Pink took a slow drag, staring at nothing. He didn’t really look the same as before. Still lanky, except his hair was a bit more darkened and styled in curls, possibly because Buddy Holly had it permed that way. But his face read that he had been through a lot. Normally you felt zero pity for assholes like him, but you managed to blurt out, “I missed you.”

Pink, blowing out smoke in the air, eyed you up and down and furrowed his brows. “Likewise.”

Not only did it suck not being able to make money, you also couldn’t do it with Mr. Pink. As much as he kept his professionalism to a T, he squeezed in time to get along with you. It was no wonder Joe hired you - you were different than the guys, you moved differently and never felt small. Mr. Pink was drawn to that. 

Maybe that was just an understatement. He grew intimidated by something he expected to experience the least from in the job, and of course, straight out of a fairytale, you had to stop and ask yourself if you felt the same way, and if what you felt was right. Neither of you had any idea. It was against the rules to give out personal information to each other, and Mr. Pink took those rules very seriously, even if it was just one job that he most likely wouldn’t come back to unless a higher pay was involved and Joe Cabot liked him enough to recruit him again. 

If Mr. Pink grew too attached, if he let his guard down for one second, God forbid something would have happened to you. Without a doubt, he would have heavily blamed himself and walked away from the job without saying another word. 

His options were to wait until after the robbery to make a move, or do his job, get paid and leave. Whether or not it was out of selfishness was out of the question. Mr. Pink is already selfish in an intuitive kind of way, he’d rather avoid spiraling into a wave of emotions for one person - so he chose the latter.

“What?” Pink looked at you, feeling a bit tense. “Why are you staring at me like that?”

“Huh? No. It’s nothing,” you blinked, realizing you were staring at him longer than you should have. You shook your head, most likely shaking off the intrusive thoughts. Maybe this wasn’t a good time to tell him what’s on your mind. 

If anything, he’s most likely sleeping with the Marilyn Monroe waitress. “It’s just… you shaved the goatee.”

Pink nodded, looking a bit annoyed that there was no facial hair left on his chin to rub. “Buddy Holly had a clean face. For the record, the only advantage of this job is that I’m under disguise. Other than that, this place is a circus. I’m zooming back in time whenever I clock in.”

“It’s a 50s themed restaurant,” you state. “Working here sounds like fun. At least you get to dress up and experience pop culture.”

He scoffs. “No, fuck the 50s. Shit was all I Love Lucy and those puffy ass dresses.”

“They’re called poodle skirts, Pink.”

“Like I give a fuck what they’re called.”

“You know Buddy Holly smiled. He was a singer and a guitarist. If you keep up the attitude, no one’s gonna tip you. Nice Guy Eddie told me about your rant on tipping.”

“Ha! And? You will never find me up on that stage performing That’ll Be The Day, moving like a fucking animatronic.” Halfway finished, Pink tossed his cigarette aside and looked at you. “You’re a sight for sore eyes.”

You felt your cheeks flushing. Fuck. “I am?”

He nodded, putting his Buddy Holly glasses back on his face. “Yeah. It’s a breath of fresh air seeing you here.” He stares down at his wristwatch for a moment.

“Your break’s done?”

“It’s been done,” he says. “Fifteen minutes ago.”

You shook your head, chuckling. “You’re so fired.”

“This isn’t the first time I stopped caring, so my boss isn’t gonna bat an eye.” He had his hand wrapped around the back door which was supported by a wooden block to keep it open. “Look, I’ll see ya arou-”

“Pink?” Your heart rose up to your throat.

He turned back to you. “Hm?” 

You just had to do it. You reached up and kissed him softly. Pink didn’t shove or curse at you. His features softened, pulling you close to him and kissed you deeply. Even when you two pulled away, his arms didn’t unwrap from your waist. His forehead was pressed against yours now.

“My name’s Y/N,” you tell him.

He stares at you, no snarky, sarcastic comment left for him to give.

“I know you’re not willing to give your name up just yet, you can’t fully trust me, and I get that, but I won’t tell anyone what happened. You got lucky, I think… but I’m really glad you’re okay.”

“You don’t have to-”

“I’m serious.”

“Y/N,” he says your name for the first time. “You don’t have to go all sappy for me. Karma came in hot. Jesus Christ, I mean, I left you.”

“Not really. You didn’t know me. The cops had the place staked out the entire day, there was nothing you could do.”

He looked down at his shoes. “All right. But still, I feel shitty. Can I at least make it up to you?”

“How?”

Pink shrugs. “I get paid tomorrow.”

“Good for you,” you reply. “Save it like you’re gonna lose it.”

“I’ve had this job for a while now, I got enough to last. But once I win the lottery, I’m gone.”

“To Santorini?”

“With a cocktail in my hand. But that’s besides the point, right now I got enough to take you out on a date… if you’re down.”

“Where would you plan on taking me? Here?” you laugh.

“You’re funny. How about the movies? Overruled, I’m taking you to see a movie. I gotta know where you live first. It’s okay to know now.”

You nodded, you couldn't argue with that. Besides, you two would just be making out in the dark the entire time.

His hand was back on the handle of the back door. Pink pulled it open, looked back at you and smiled for the first time tonight. That warmed your heart, and you were certain it warmed his. He watched you stuff something inside his pocket square as you told him your address. He went back inside, shutting the door on you. You walked back to the front of the restaurant to pay for the bill, and went straight home. 

Mr. Pink shuffles past the chefs in the kitchen, feeling through his suit pocket to pull out his notepad and whatever you stuffed inside just moments ago.

I didn’t even serve them. Is this supposed to be for Mamie Van Doren? He stares down at the dollar bill crumpled in his hand. His frown suddenly transitions to a small but genuine smile. 

Fuck it. Nothing could stop him now. He definitely owes you a date night. He quickly stuffs the tip back in his pocket square, and comes out the sliding door. 

THE END

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TAGLIST: @locke-writes​ @aryn-the-bearheart​

[blackstonesandtrapnest]

If your’re still open for requests, could you do a headcanon for Letty Ortiz?🥰

Yes I can :) Since you weren’t specific, I assume you mean the typical SFW/NSFW headcanons! I’m so glad someone finally requested for Letty because she’s one of my favorite Fast and Furious characters and I’m a fan of Michelle Rodriguez in general :) I hope you enjoy these and I’m sorry they took so long!

~~SFW~~

1. Letty isn't your typical woman and can't be wooed through typical means. She isn't one for flowers and chocolates so you'll have to use unconventional methods to get her attention. Letty is bisexual so gender isn't an issue for her. She can be difficult to approach because of her resting bitch face and moodiness but she's harmless once you establish yourself as a non-threat.

2. If you know your way around cars, you'll already have Letty's attention regardless of whether you can race or not. If you can race, then she's all yours! If you don't have the courage to approach Letty, she'll most likely ask you out first. She doesn't like to beat around the bush and if she wants you, she's gonna make a move.

3. Letty is down to earth and can spot bullshit from a mile away so don't even bother trying to impress her by being flashy or being something you're not. Letty will humor you for a while for shits and giggles but when/if things get serious, she's gonna call you out on your BS with no filter.

4. With that being said, you're gonna need some thick skin to be with Letty. While she won't go out of her way to be an asshole, she's brutally honest and pulls no punches. She loves and respects herself and demands the same from you while giving it to you in return. If you carry yourself in the same way, Letty will love you even more!

5. If you lack self-confidence, self-esteem, or anything else related to that, Letty's your gal to help you with those issues! She'll uplift you and give you the guidance you need to move forward with your life. But Letty won't coddle you and if you need the help of a professional as well, then she will be the first to tell you.

6. Even in her older years, Letty still has a wild streak and isn't afraid to have a little fun so if you like having an adventure with some adrenaline, she's always down for it! She loves spontaneity and if you suggest something random out of the blue, she'll be happier than a pig in slop!

7. Letty's biggest character trait is loyalty. She is "Ride or Die" personified. No matter what happens between you two and no matter what issues you may have, Letty will always be by your side and she won't ever betray you or hurt you. Even if you two break up (assuming it's amicable), she wants to remain in your life and will still be there for you. It takes a lot for Letty to give up on someone and if she lets you go, then you've fucked up immensely and good luck getting back into her heart after the fact.

8. The main obstacle in being with Letty is that she can be too critical and harsh. Even if you have thick skin, it'll wear on you eventually. Sometimes Letty just keeps it too real. If you have an issue with it, just tell her and Letty will apologize and try to be more uplifting. She doesn't mean to hurt you and just wants you to be best version of yourself that you can be.

9. Another obstacle with Letty is jealousy and possessiveness but she gets better at this in her older years. It's not that she doesn't trust you. She doesn't trust other people and she'll be damned if she loses you to someone else. In Letty's mind, you'll never truly be hers and while this mindset definitely has its benefits, it can also have its drawbacks as well. If you're feeling smothered, just speak up and Letty will listen and back off....for the time being.

10. Letty is pretty affectionate and handsy both in public and in private especially when she's feeling possessive of you. Expect a few kisses and a hand on your ass or her arm around your waist while in public and a full-blown make-out session when in private which will end up leading to other activities.

~~NSFW~~

1. Letty is highly selective when it comes to dating and she's even more selective when it comes to sex. She doesn't want to waste her time dealing with shitty people and she needs to know if you're a keeper or not. So it's safe to say that Letty won't be sleeping with you until she knows she has you on lock.

2. Is it worth the wait? Hell yes! Letty is very passionate in bed and to her, there are very few things more pleasurable than making love with her significant other. She's a switch which makes her more flexible when it comes to sexual preferences. Letty's down for whatever!

3. Letty likes it rough and she likes it hard. Spank her, pull her hair, bite her, talk dirty to her, the works! Her safe word is "Mazda" and if you have any boundaries or things you don't like, Letty will respect that and treat you like the king/queen you are!

4. If you want Letty to be slow and sensual, she'll have a hard time getting adjusted to that because she's never done it before. But once she does get used to it, Letty will be so tender that your orgasms will bring you to tears! The only time Letty will be slow and sensual is during aftercare.

5. Location and atmosphere is important to Letty. She won't just have sex with you whereever and whenever. There has to be some build-up to it and the location has to be just right and private. Letty isn't one for having sex in public and will shoot you down if you initiate it. You wanna fuck her? Wait until you two get a room!

6. Letty's favorite position is doggystyle without a doubt! She also likes any variation of cowgirl and the lotus. If you're a woman, Letty prefers fingers and tongue because it feels better but that doesn't mean she opposes sex toys! Strap-ons and dildos will be your best friends in bed with her! Also she's a size queen so expect some stretching to happen.

7. If you wanna get Letty riled up and make her extra horny, call her "Mami" or "Mistress". Whether it's in bed or out of it, her brain will turn to mush and if you thought she was rough before, oh boy! You don't know the half of it!

8. You'll have the same effect if you speak Spanish to Letty. Not in general but if you whisper something dirty in Spanish in her ear for example, Letty will passionately kiss you right then and there and if you're in private, you're getting fucked. No questions asked.

9. If you have any insecurities about your body or performance, don't be afraid to tell Letty. She has a praise kink and if you need reassuring, she'll praise you all the way to a holy orgasm! If you praise her in return, Letty will bask in it and act like a little shithead so don't stroke her ego too much!

10. Letty doesn't like humiliation at all. If you try that on her, she'll be giving you a death glare like never before and you'll be lucky if she even fucks you again! The most she'll do is verbal humilation and she'll also do it to you if you wish. It kinda goes hand-in-hand with her love for rough sex.

[omg-im-such-a-masochist]

HC coming up with a cute and creative way to tell Damian Priest he's gonna be a dad? imagining that man with a baby is like 🥺💗 So sorry about your neck, love! Hope you have a speedy recovery! Get well soon! 🙏❤🌷

Omg this had my heart melting 🥺😭 And this got long as fuck, sorry for that lol

Awwee, thank you so much, my darling, you’re so kind  🥰😘💋

@ziasaph, @alyhull, @theworldofotps, @new-zealand-chic, @wrestlersownmyheart, @aerynscrichton, @crowleysqueenofhell, @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch, @sophiewolfheart-blog, @thealliasylum, @ava-valerie

The baby subject had come up once or twice in your relationship

Damian wanted to wait for the right person to build a family with

And the minute you two got together

He knew that person was you

So he did imagined how it would be like

You being pregnant

Your bump growing

How beautiful you’d look like

And how excited he’d get to watch every step of your pregnancy

Until he could finally hold your baby in his arms

So now, after eight pregnancy tests and one blood test later

You’re thinking about how you’re going to tell him the news

Damian was currently on the road

And wasn’t coming home until next month

Even though you wanted to tell him the news face to face

You could not wait that long

And you know that sooner or later, the news would end up slipping from your lips

So you asked for a very special help to deliver him the news

Rhea was so excited when you first told her your plan

“Oh, he’s gonna have a heart attack and I can’t wait!“ Rhea clapped excitedly

You mailed your present for Damian to Rhea

And once she got the package. She FaceTimed you and brought Damian along

“What’s up, baby“ Damian smiled as he sat beside Rhea on the bed

“Hey, I got a present for you“ You smirked and Rhea handed him the box

 “Is that so?” He chuckled, opened the box and frowned when he saw a  box with a few pieces in it

“A jigsaw puzzle?“ He raised one eyebrow

“Yep! Can you do it for me?“

“Yeah, I guess...“ Damian mumbled completely confused  

When he finished the small jigsaw puzzle he frowned

“Read for me, please?“ You asked

“Congratulations and I can’t wait to meet you“ Damian read and looked at the phone “I don’t get it, what-“

Rhea interrupted him as she placed another box on his lap

“Open it“ She said with a chuckle

Damian did as she said and opened the box to find a lavender pacifier, a pair of ladybug baby socks, a small baby flower headband and a white onesie written “Born to rock out to KISS with my daddy!” With the name of the band in bright pink

“Wait...WHAT???“ Damian smiled widely and stood up from the bed “Mami, are you serious?“ He look at you through the phone screen

“I’m dead serious“ You showed him the eight positive pregnancy tests 

“WHAT THE FUCK?!“ He hugged Rhea as they both jumped in excitement

“Holy fuck!“ He panted “Fuck, I want to kiss and hug you so bad. I can’t believe I can’t go home until next month“ And pouted 

“I know, me too“ You whined

“Fuck, my dad is gonna get so stoked“ He couldn’t stop smiling

“We can tell him together when you come home“ You took a sip of your orange juice

“Hey, Rhea. Could you excuse us for a second?“ He said while looking at you

“Why?“ She asked and when she saw his smirk she screamed “NO! This is my room and my phone, you pervert. Get out! YUCK“ She started to make gagging sounds while saying “Y/N, please tell him to stop!“

[themonotonysyndrome]

Hey i just want to know that if you still make headcanon holy quintet in twst series , if you not is okay ,but if you still make , i have several question ,

What if madoka transform to madokami i want to know boys reaction especially diasmonia boys ?

I want to know what if sayaka got corrupt and the boys reaction(especially adeuce) see witch form sayaka for first time and their think sayaka got overblot but they wrong it worst than that!

I want to know that what boys reaction if they see the witchs and Walpurgisnacht for the first time are they gonna fight or not?

What all boys(especially dorm leaders)reaction homura tell the truth of soul gem and she tell how she looping time to time for 12 years and 100 looping

And btw i am boy its weird boy love twisted wonderland(not really but i love the character design and story(i just hate riddle mom treat him to obey all rules, he need freedom:( ))

Sorry for making many question

Hello! I’m happy that you enjoyed the TWST x PMMM series! Most of my writing projects have taken a back seat due to work and since it’s currently the Ramadan season, I just don’t have a lot of energy to write anymore more than for work. I mean, it took me half a day to answer this ask. 

I definitely want to get back to writing for this crossover series and maybe even copied what I’ve written so far into my AO3 for easy reading and navigating but we’ll see. For now, I’m indulging whatever plot bunnies that come my way so I won’t stop writing altogether. 

So lay them on me, dude! Expanding the series is always fun. (Also, bear with me. This is gonna be a long post). 

@lionheartanotheraccount and I had discussed these actually on Discord! Some were pinned, some were not (I’m an idiot. I should have pinned all of our crossover texts!), so lemme explain what I still remember. Feel free to pinch in if I forgot something incorrectly or left something out, Lion! 

1. What if Madoka transforms to MadoKAMI, I want to know boys’ reaction, especially Diasmonia’s boys

After the anime ended, Lion and I talked about how not that she’s a Goddess, she has the ability to visit Twisted Wonderland on her own and she approached Malleus and the rest of the Diasomnia gang in her human disguise so as not to freak them out. Well, Lilia and Malleus could feel the divinity within Madoka and you can expect the immense shock that not only could Madoka travel across worlds, but she’s also no longer human too. It’s a teary reunion and Malleus’ and Lilia’s hearts break when MadoKAMI explain everything. They comforted her to their best ability but ultimately, it’s been done. There’s nothing else they could do for her. It’s bittersweet for Lilia. Why, a human child ascended into a Goddess so she could save the fates of her friends and every Magical Girls in the past, present and future - she grew up out of necessity and love. Both Lilia and Malleus is proud to be her friend. 

2.  I want to know what if Sayaka got corrupt and the boys’ reaction(especially Adeuce) see Witch form Sayaka for the first time and they think Sayaka got Overblot but they wrong it worst than that!

The existence of a Witch’s Labyrinth is enough to make the boys instantly wary and a bit frighten (not that any of them would admit it). Bad times for everyone. The boys so confused, wanting to help Sayaka. The girls are horrified at the truth of Witches and Magical Girls and Homura is rushing in to kill Sayaka. Chaos everywhere with Octavie shrieking and trying to kill them all, Symposium Magarum blaring in the background and the Witch’s familiars flying everywhere to make sure their Witch could enjoy the music. 

No one could fight Octavia so they had to retreat. Homura causing enough distraction for them to escape. By the time they went out of the Labyrinth, shouting and screams begin. 

Adeuce would the most horrified, Madoka of course, heartbroken. Mami is losing it (to which Homura’s getting trigger happy and refused to look away from her. She’s ready to put Mami out of her misery the moment Mami so much as flinch) and Sayaka is both furious and still in shock. At this point, Homura has no choice but to reveal the fact she knows the truth about Magical Girls in order to explain that no, they don’t Overblot. They... mature into Witches when their Soul Gems turn pitch black. Here’s a little gem(lol) from explorerofsy on Discord:  vil internally: mami is a gem 

vil later when he finds out about soul gems: 

when i said that mami is a gem, i did not expect that to be literal

It’s sad but it made me laugh sick. 

3. I want to know that what boys’ reaction if they see the Witches and Walpurgisnacht for the first time. Are they gonna fight or not?

The moment Homura explains that turning to Witches is irreversible and is the ultimate fate of all Magical Girls, some would deny it. Their magic is different from the girls, maybe they have a way to stop the transformation here in Twisted Wonderland. The academically-inclined students (Malleus, Riddle, Jamil, Vil and even Idia) would delve into hours of research, only to find nothing (I mean, Kyubey is akin to an Eldritch being, something beyond their comprehension so how on Twisted Wonderland would they push their magic against his strange abilities?). The other students are keeping a very close eye on the girls’ Soul Gems. I mentioned in a long-ago post that even Lilia would demand Madoka present her Soul Gem to him for inspection once every week since Madoka is still distraught over what happened to Sayaka. 

Will the boys fight the Witches? Well, in terms of Octavia, the Heartslabyul boys will struggle to kill her, even after Homura explains that the Witch is no longer Sayaka and it’s better to put her out of her despair and give her Grief Seed to Madoka (though Madoka would let Adeuce keep Octavia’s Grief Seed; it’s the only thing the boys have left of Sayaka after all. Madoka at least have years worth of memories of them together). 

In terms of Walpurgisnacht, Homura would debrief the girls and boys the strongest Witch to ever exist (Keeping Kriemhild Gretchen to herself. For now. She really, really doesn’t want to open that horrible can of worms) and showed them just how powerful and destructive she can be using her magic. Malleus would be intrigued in fighting her though. 

4. What would the boys’ (especially dorm leaders) reaction be when Homura tell the truth of Soul Gems and she tells how she looping time to time for 12 years and 100 looping

Characters like Leona, Lilia and Malleus would be shocked stupid. Time magic is already an insanely OP power and Homura, a human child, been abusing and looping time just to find a way to kill Walpurgisnacht? Leona will straight up spit out that Homura’s insane and Lilia will silently agree with him, wondering if Homura has gone mad. Malleus couldn’t help but applaud Homura’s will and her careful planning in making sure her Soul Gem remains pure. Kalim will cry for her; he couldn’t imagine what sort of pain Homura purposely gone through just to save her friends (cue Homura’s awkwardly patting him on the back, telling him not to cry because she made her choices) 

5. And btw i am boy its weird boy love twisted wonderland(not really but i love the character design and story(i just hate riddle mom treat him to obey all rules, he need freedom:( ))

It’s cool! Twisted Wonderland and its fandom are some of the very few fandoms I really enjoy. But then again, I tend to keep to myself and some close friends so I don’t really see the dramas. And you’re right, the story and characters’ design are what hooked me in. I was introduced to Twisted Wonderland when I saw a fanart of a little Azul holding hands with Floyd and Jade, looking disgruntled at being treated like a kid while the Tweels just smirk. That’s why Azul and the Tweels will always be my favourite in the fandom!

Yeah... when you think about it, most of the characters have unhealthy relationships with their family. Riddle with his Mum, Leona with his status and brother, Azul with his childhood bullying, and while we don’t know what exactly happen with King and Queen Draconia, Malleus probably knew them for only a short time (hell, they could even pass away before he was hatched). 

[eagehaunting]

@cartooness I finally got to it hahaha

Bunny kisses

Lewis was the greatest friend that Arthur could ever ask for, but honestly Arthur was more in love with his bed now than anything. He buries his face in the squishy pillows enviously, wishing he could sneak them into his bag and take it with him. That is if his bag wasn’t already filled to the brim with food from last nights party. Arthur still couldn’t believe that the peppers set up an entire buffet of food just because Arthur was officially moved back in tempo. He could still feel the hustle and bustle of every single townie crammed into the restaurant, dancing to the beat of loud excited music, and sweating in the fragrance of all the different smells...

Arthur was more than thrilled to stay the night after it. Now on the other hand, his arms were sore from all the cleaning the family and him did this morning.

Not only that, but afterward the lot of them sat around the table to eat leftovers- and there was still enough left to last him and lance two weeks...

Now, he and Lewis were strewn across his unmade bed. The small television in his room playing a movie that Arthur couldn’t even pay attention to.

Lewis takes a swig of his water bottle before offering Arthur his own.

“You feeling okay?”

“Lewis I could sleep for a week,” Arthur says, lazily taking the bottle and rolling over to drink it. “How the hell does your family make so much. It’s delicious, don’t get me wrong, but Jesus.”

Lewis hums a chuckle, taking a seat beside him and patting Arthur’s back. “Family secret, Arthur. You gotta marry in to learn the depths of mama’s passion.”

“Marry?” Arthur smirks the smallest bit and curls around to get a better look at Lewis and his smug little smile, the fucker. “Should I tell Vivi that she’s got a rival then?”

“As if she would ever let you take me.”

“It’ll be a fight to the death! Which foodie b-bangs the cook-“ Arthur starts snickering before he finishes his joke, but the way Lewis’s face drops in surprise pushes him over.

Barking out with laughter, Arthur collapsed into the blankets as Lewis jumps to shut up up with a flounder of his hand. It’s in vain. Every time Arthur comes close to stopping, he catches a glimpse of Lewis’s dark cheeks and buckles over again.

“Will you quiet down? My parents will hear you!” Lewis hisses, but his smile betrays him, and Arthur grabs the leg closets to him.

“Or what?” An idea jumps to the forefront of his mind, and Arthur scrambles to his knees, pressing his palms into Lewis’s thighs and getting awfully close~ Surprised, Lewis sits there gawking, cheeks flushed and eyes wide, a laugh bubbling between them. Arthur grins cheekily, relishing the warm breath against his chin. Bullseye.

But in the midst of his gloating, Lewis’s own smirk stretches across his face. Arthur doesn’t have a moment to react as large hands grasp his shoulders. Nor can he process the breath being knocks out of him as his back is slammed against the pillows, and something heavy presses on top of him. Heart racing, eyes blurred, Arthur blinks wildly until his vision clears...

And Lewis’s grin is all he sees. All of Lewis pressing down against Arthurs more scrawnier form. Arthur could hardly poke out his hands to scramble and grab at Lewis’s back.

The breath against his chin was a lot warmer.

“I’ll just have to shut you up then, how’s that Artie?”

Mind blanking, Arthur freezes, staring up at him.

Arthur’s laugh is lodged under Lewis’s chest, and it comes out as a short snicker, “Oh- oh! I see how it is! You mother fucker.”

Lewis relaxes, smiling more warmly, and he sinks down into a more gentle hug. “Ha, wasn’t as cool as I thought it was, huh?” He murmurs, arms sliding under Arthur’s back. Lewis lays his head down, almost tucked under Arthur’s chin for a moment.

“I-I mean...” his voice is a lot higher than he wants it too, Arthur takes a few breaths himself to calm down. “It was unexpected! And here I thought you didn’t have a mean bone in your body, and then boom, tackled.”

“It’s the perks of being a brother, you learn how to evade and overcome.”

Arthur cranes his neck to look at Lewis, noting that his eyes were closed. “What, you body slam Paprika too?”

“Used to with Cayenne, how do you think she learned how to fight?”

Scoffing with mock offense, Arthur nudges Lewis’s hip. “From me!”

“Ha! Keep telling yourself that.”

As they relaxed and the heat dies down, Lewis and Arthur slowly adjust into their newfound hug. Lewis’s knee hikes up the smallest bit, and Arthur nuzzles his nose into Lewis’s hair, taking in the faint smell of lavender shampoo, letting his eyes fall shut with a sigh.

“I love you, Arthur. You know that?” Lewis murmurs after a moment. Arthur cracks open an eye, and Lewis moves so that way they were nearly nose to nose. There’s a twinkle in Lewis’s eye, and it makes Arthur’s heart flutter.

“I love you too, Lewis. You’re...” Arthur averts his gaze for half a second, both too embarrassed to consider it and willing all his might to say it anyway, “you’re one of the greatest friends I’ve ever had.”

Eyes crinkling, Lewis smiles. He then leans forward and gently presses his forehead against Arthurs, nuzzling their noses together in the process. ‘Bonking’ if Arthur remembered correctly. He couldn’t help the warmth dancing through him, so Arthur lightly pecks Lewis’s chin and nuzzles back.

There was something so nice about being so close. Arthur couldn’t put his finger on it.

Lewis makes a formless noise in his throat as he shifts away, pressing a kiss to Arthur’s forehead, and then to his cheek, before laying his head besides Arthurs.

“I love you, Arthur.”

“I love you too, man.”

Then, all of a sudden, a rude reminder that they weren’t the only ones locked in this tender heartfelt moment slams the door open with a ferocity to lightning bolts.

“Lewis, mami needs you-“ Arthur’s heart leaps into his throat, and Lewis sprang up - accidentally kneeing his kidney.

They both whip their heads round to find Belle standing in the doorway. Eyes wide, her mouth shuts with a click, before she bellowed-

“Holy shit, you are gay!”

”What did I tell you about knocking!” Lewis shouts, launching himself off the bed and racing after Belle once she takes off.

Leaving Arthur still have smushed into the blankets, lips tight, and missing the warmth.

Before he gets up himself because how dare she.

[atomicblasphemy]

“Te lo dijo una vez y te lo diré por toda mi vida, te voy querer por todo el siempre, cariño.”

Normally, when declaring herself to her girlfriend in her ancestral language Luz would always be met with a swooning Amity. This time, however, the young witch had a somewhat pensive expression on her face, her eyes squinted ever so slightly, lips pursed and head tilted to one side. Luz knew that look, it meant the girl was debating herself on whether or not to ask something about the human world.

“What is it, hun?”

“Well... I’ve been meaning to ask you this for some time now. But every now and then you start saying those strange words. I thought it was some kind of incantation or something, but at this point I don’t really know. What is it?”

“Oh, you don’t need to be hung up about asking stuff like that. That’s spanish, the language they speak in Mami’s homeland. Do you like it?”

“I mean, yeah. I’m just a bit confused. You mean that where your mother is from is not the same as the one they speak where you are from? So humans just have a bunch of different languages?”

“Wait? Are you telling me that this right here is the only language that exists in this world? That’s weird?”

“As far as I know, yeah, it is. And seriously, how does this work, how many languages are there?”

“A lot, and they are all very different. Like, there are countries...”

“Countries?”

“Countries, I’ll explain that latter. Anyway, there are countries that have like hundreds of languages that are only spoken there. Honestly, I think its kind of cool.”

“Wow.”

As she sat there contemplatively watching nothing in particular in the distance the reddish fluster tinge Luz gotten so used to since they started their relationship began taking hold of Amity’s pale complexion. Her voice as timid as Luz ever heard, she asked:

“Hey, Luz... Can you... maybe... teach me a little?”

“Oh, sure. I’m not a great teacher but I’d love to. What is it you  wanna learn?”

“Well... That... I... I kinda wanna tell you that I love you in as many human languages as possible... It’s ok if you don’t want to though.”

Luz was taken aback, but in hindsight she should have expected it. Amity was not one for grand gestures. The witchling loved showing her affection for the human, but only in private settings, it stood to reason then that she would want to expand her repertoire as much as possible.

After planting a kiss on her girlfriend’s cheek Luz started:

“Te amo. That’s in spanish. Te quiero works too. Now there are many other languages, as I said, and I don’t know how to say it in a lot of them, just very few. I know in italian and portuguese its te amo, like in spanish. The swedish say jag älskar dig. The french say je t’aime. The german say ich liebe dich. So on... And... When I say it to you its truth, no matter the language.”

Now, all that was truth. Luz loved Amity deeply, specially when it looked like there was so much blood going to the girls head from blushing that she worried she’d caused her to have an aneurysm.

That being said, one fact about the human was not to be overlooked. She was a disciple, an apostle even, of the teachings of one Edalyn Clawthorne. Among other things this meant an undying commitment to chaos based comedy.

Luz loved Amity. She hoped her girlfriend could laugh if the punchline eventually came. Luz loved Amity. But opportunities like this don’t appear every day.

“But... I think my favorite way is in japanese. Its a language very different from all those I’ve mentioned just now, from the opposite side of the world.”

“Oh... Really? The human world sounds pretty big.”

“Yup, it sure is. Anyway, you say it one way and if the person loves you back they answer with a different word. You ready?”

“MHMM!”

Luz almost felt guilty seeing the eager look in Amity’s eyes. But she had a holy duty.

“Omae wa mou shindeiru.”

“Omae wa mou shindeiru.”

“Right! Then the response is nani”

“Nani?”

“Nani.”

They were both grinning. Anyone who saw the scene would have surely testify to the sweet appearance of the moment.

“Luz, omae wa mou shindeiru.”

In her most swoony voice, Luz responded.

“Nani.”

A satisfied smile that seldom graced Amity’s faced appear as intertwine her fingers with those of the human prophet of chaos. Luz would just as content if her mind was not entirely occupied with one simple undeniable fact: there was no way this wouldn’t backfire horribly.

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“Luz...”

They had grown up, no longer bound to Hexside’s uniform, Amity sported a delicate light pink dress that greately contrasted the acts of unspeakable violence she just comited against her mother in law’s front door.

“Luz de mi vida, la quiero mas que cualquier otra... Ca...Ri...Ño.”

The blush on her face was not out being flusttered by Luz affections. The sweetness of the words clashing with the manic grin and twitchy glare on the young woman’s eyes.

“I have some so very important to tell you...”

“Wh-What is it, hun?”

Luz was always a confident person. Even if evidence sometimes seemed to try to convince her to be otherwise. Now... Amity was one such evidence.

“Omae we mou shindeiru.”

Whatever was troubling the witch, this may be Luz’s only shot at de-escalating matters. In her most romantic voice:

“Nani.”

“Nononononono. Cariño, Love, Honey, Luz... You don’t understand do you?”

It was clear to her now what had happened when the two parted way for the day. Luz had been sleeping in late as Amity left the house to explore the human realm as often enjoyed doing whenever they were there. And chance led to revelation.

“Omae wa mou shindeiru.”

And then, the most horror inducing ever crafted by human minds and ever uttered by any witch left Amity’s lips.

“Baka.”

As she started running towards the backdoor, Luz couldn’t the other two grimy figures that now occupied the living room by her girlfriend’s summoning. Nor could see the terrified and yet glee induced grin in her girlfriend’s face.