#they can have eli (aka the only good thing to come from that godforsaken movie) too

[patolemus]

When I say I want a show about FBI agent Stiles and domestic Derek THIS IS WHAT I MEAN!! I need Stiles to try desperately to balance the supernatural with his job, solving crimes and saving supes (or solving crimes and arresting supes, I don’t make the rules) while Derek has his fucking best life being a stay at home husband (because let’s face it, he deserves to have a break from the crazy and be domestic) who occasionally goes to crime scenes and sniffs things out. The FBI thinks the two of them are incredibly shady, but if the big wigs allow it there’s not much else they can do about it, and surprisingly it works out okay most of the time.

I have had brain rot for FBI officer stiles recently but instead of being a part of the standard buro he works with any cases connected to the supernatural. Like the government knows about the supernatural but only a very select few (CIA style.)  Like stiles trying to work a case with normal FBI agents (because they found leads on a suspect or something) and trying with all his might to keep them from working out what his job really is. 

FBI guy: “We found wolfsbane and mountain ash at the sight were the body was found-”

Stile: “Oh so he was taken prisoner and then poisoned?”

FBI guy: “What-”

Stile: “What”

He acts so sus the FBI team he's working with start to think he's working with the criminals ESPECIALLY when they discover Stiles isn't even his name AND he's got ties to an exonerated murder suspect.