#they call it creepy and weird and obsessive and wow i want to commit murder

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btw i hope every single person that ever treated that time dream found tommy’s disc by using the sounds in minecraft to locate it like it was creepy and obssessive c!dream doing it dies a really horrible slow painful death slash srs 

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A question for the yan! bonten boys: what if their s/o is yandere for them? And what would be their reactons to their s/o killing someone for them?

Y!Mikey: “Obsessed….with me?” He frowns looking away and shaking his head. “There isn’t enough room for both of us to be obsessed…” he whispers softly. All the while a soft blush burns his cheeks while just having simple thoughts of someone being obsessed with him.

Y!Sanzu: His eyes light up like stars at the thought that someone could be obsessed with him, even to the point of committing murder. “W-with me? Wow…” his cheeks flush as he looks away a little bashful now. “If my darling cared so much for me…then consider me a married man!” He smiled brightly.

Y!Takeomi: “My little one being so careless and obsessed? Well I’ll have to make sure I keep them on a tight leash now…won’t I? Can’t have my darling being so murderous on these streets.” He chuckles while rubbing his thighs. “It would be cute…” the soft crimson kissing his cheeks are evident as he begins to think of his little on being so passionate about him.

Y!Kokonoi: “Why do I keep coming here…” he hissed while looking away. “To answer your question simply it would be too much for me. It’s…different when I am engrossed in my darling, but to have them so…engaged with me is well…overwhelming.” He sighs and rubs his temple. “Not that…I wouldn’t accept their passionate love in a weird…endearing way.”

Y!Rindou: “I agree. It’s weird and kind of creepy, but I could possibly deal with it…only if they didn’t try to kill me or frame me in the end.” He hums in thought.

Y!Ran: “He has been watching that show called You. So yeah…he finds it creepy.” He chuckles.

Y!Ran: “As for me, well I wouldn’t be surprised that my darling is obsessed with me actually I expect it. I mean look at me who wouldn’t be obsessed? Besides having them murder someone for me is so romantic…don’t you think?”

Sea: 😐🫠 (not putting my input lowkey looking at all the photos of Ran I have 😅)

Y!Mochi: “Well I mean technically I kill people so…it wouldn’t be that different? I mean yes it might be overwhelming, but the idea that someone would do this…for me? Well it is…kind of romantic.”

Y!Ran: “—and here I thought you were nothing but an angry little man.” He chuckles.

Y!Kakucho: He is silent as he stares at the ground for a moment before finally speaking. “I wouldn’t want my darling to do something so dangerous…especially if it’s over me. Their life is more important…” closes his eyes and shakes his head. “I wouldn’t like it…they would be putting themselves in danger. I’m not worth that effort.” He whispers.

Sea: 🥺 *gives him hugs and head pats* you are worth it Cho 😭💖

Y!Kakucho: Sits there frozen in place, “Please stop…”

(P.S- Im sorry this took so long my little siren 😭 I hope you enjoy this 💖)

[jupitermelichios]

Smallville S2E22: Calling

There is 0 cannibalism in this episode, and the only murders are committed by Clark, so I think that makes this a filler. This is the Smallville equivalent of a beach episode.

“There’s been a complete normalisation of his higher brain functions” Patient, eyes rolled back in his head like the kid from the exorcist, “The Day is Coming The Day is Coming The Day is Coming…” Yup, that’s why I call a normally functioning brain!

Wow Clark, Lana does possibly the first legitimately nice thing anyone in this show who isn’t Lex or Whitney has ever done, and Clark’s reaction is to bitch about her making him a homemade birthday cake isn’t enough about his Man Pain. “This might not even be my biological birthday, it’s just a day my parents picked to give me cake and presents and tell me how glad they are they adopted me, birthdays suck.” *LittleKuriboh voice* Our Protagonist Ladies and Gentlemen!

So cut from Clark kissing Lana to him coming down from his bedroom grinning and his mom saying “so how was the party” – did Clark and Lana actually canonically fuck?! I was expecting at least another three seasons of pining before we got there. Good job guys, look at you being proactive.

Oh god is just occurred to me that if they’re fucking they could potentially breed. Oh gods in heaven please don’t let them breed. There are already way too many pregnancy subplots in this show, by which I mean there are more than 0 pregnancy subplots

It’s so sad that the closest thing to healthy parental figures in Lex’s life are the Kents of all people.

Oh fuck you Chloe, your friendship with Lana was literally the only thing going for you as a character and you seem determined to ruin that every time you open your fucking mouth

Holy shit, was Clark Lana’s one night stand? Is she just going to ghost him now she got some D? Because honestly, that’s the correct decision in this situation.

Every time I thin Jonathan Kent couldn’t get any worse, he finds new and exciting way to be a bastard. Just because you’re standing in for Lex’s dad at his wedding doesn’t mean you have to turn into a depressingly straight discount Lionel Luthor! And if I wasn’t already team angry-cupboard-sex-doctor I would be now because she’s the only one in this fucking show who’s prepared to call Jonathan on his bullshit!

Lex is trying to find fun bonding activities to do with Clark, but obviously Clark is going to blow him off for angsting about Lana, because Lex can’t have nice things

He’s the absolute worst, but honestly Lionel is the best thing about this damn show. He’s the only one in Smallville having any fun.

Holy shit cows! They have cows! Okay, they have a cow and a chicken, but animals! Animals who eat animal feed! I’ve been waiting nearly 2 season for this pay off and it’s honestly more narratively satisfying than any of the actual plot in this show.

“I know what we have to do. We have to kill… Clark Kent.” Ahhhhh, I see what you did there writers.

Oh good Chloe’s here. Yay.

“Hey I was wondering whether you want to blow off your best friend’s wedding and spending time with your girlfriend to help me write a story on how a man who was isn’t a coma isn’t in a coma now.” Yeah Chloe that sounds thrilling, lets do your thing. Definitely better than going to Lex’s wedding rehearsal.

Okay on the one hand I like that the costume designers have gone to the trouble of giving Clark a really horrible ill fitting suit. On the other hand I so sad for Lex that he didn’t get to indulge in his canonical favourite hobby of dressing Clark up in expensive suits.

“What, you an known evil billionaire were helping a high schooler get a job at a national newspaper for ulterior motives? How could I ever have predicted that?!”

Oh my gods Clark, how are you making Lex’s literal actual wedding rehearsal all about you? Because that is a special level of dickery!

Wait, the doctor has the Kyptionian key McGuffin. The one hidden in the jar of flour in the Kent’s kitchen. Did he just go through every container in the house?! How fucking long was the rehearsal dinner?!

“We will do battle… with ancient Egyptian laser beams!” And I know no one except me is appreciating the YuGiOh Abridged references in this review, but seriously, the linguist archaeologist man (who as established in previous reviews is terrible and his death may actually marginally improve the fields of both linguistics and archaeology) is just fucking shooting laser beams at Clark, and Clark is using his heat vision on him, and we’re somehow supposed to take this seriously

Aaaand Clark just killed a man. I’d make a joke about how unheroic that is, but he literally committed his first murder in episode two of this show so at this point I think we’re all expecting it.

Okay, I get how to a normal person Lex keeping copies of Martha Kent’s medical records would be creepy and off putting, but angry cupboard sex doctor has been engaged to him for over half a season. How the fuck is Lex being weird and obsessive a surprise to her at this point!

Man, I hate to give the Smallville writers props for anything, but they’re actually doing a really good job with Lex’s slippery slop into becoming a man who would give himself cancer by wearing a Kryptonite ring. Which begs the question, how the fuck did the same people write everything else that’s happened in this damn show.

Ah early 2000s fashion, you were certainly… a thing.

I know they’re trying to string out a one season love story into 10 fucking seasons, but there is seriously no reason for Clark not to just fucking tell Lana about his superpowers.

Chloe: breaks into Clark’s house and spies on him making out with Lana. Also Chloe: Oh my god why would Clark force me to watch this when he knows it would upset me? Fuck you Chloe, you are 10 gallons of asshole in a 2 gallon jug and I hope you drown